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3. How much?
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4. This much.
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5. This much!
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6. Wow...
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7. We used this much!
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8. Wow!
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9. This much! This much!
This much! This much...
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10. Oh, no! We're done for!
They're gonna put us away!
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11. I found the way to heaven
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12. My past life with you
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13. You've seen the eyes of heaven
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14. Limitless confessions
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16. This conflict is accelerating
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17. What in the name of heaven?
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18. Your reason for living is an abstract theory
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19. Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
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20. Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
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21. Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
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22. Like a bubble, this life lies
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23. Why are you feeling?
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24. Forever more
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25. It sounds anti world
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26. Way out, what do you believe?
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27. The mirror's equation
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28. Wake up, I can't think anymore
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29. An elegant PSYCHO: LOGY
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30. Way out, what can you see?
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31. This saturated irony
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32. Pop Team Epic!
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33. Whoa! You can shake hands
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34. Friendship!
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35. The hell? Don't make me change your shape.
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36. Pop Team Epic! Let's Fly!
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37. Unyumaru. Sorry to keep you waiting.
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38. Perhaps I kept you waiting too long.
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39. Unyumaru! You're so...
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40. Noice.
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41. fantastic!
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42. Pop Team Epic!
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43. Bob Epic Team.
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44. Step forward, defendant.
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45. Okay.
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46. Now to the right, defendant.
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47. Okay.
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48. Now back, defendant.
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49. Okay.
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50. To the left!
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54. Back! Left!
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55. Okay, okay.
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56. One, two, three, four.
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59. Box step! Box step!
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60. Box step! Box step!
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61. Box ste—
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62. Court is adjourned!
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63. Pop Team Epic!
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64. So healthy.
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65. Oh, goodness...
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66. So healthy.
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67. Pop Team Epic.
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68. Confidence, go, go, go!
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69. Hey, hey! Come on, come on!
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70. Thank you, thank you!
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71. Drugs?
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72. This is the Ungapopo
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73. Due to civil war and rampant poaching,
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74. at the top of the food chain
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75. It has become a savanna
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76. There was once order in this wild kingdom.
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77. It's truly in a sad state now.
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78. The herbivores here do what they want
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79. the fear of their natural enemies.
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80. There's nothing to stop them anymore.
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81. In order to regain balance in the ecosystem,
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82. we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.
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83. I haven't asked the question yet.
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84. Echi** Seika!
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85. Anyway, let's continue.
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86. How're you all doing back there?
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87. Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.
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88. They've transported some carnivores
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89. in order to remind the herbivores
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90. An experiment toward restoring the rich
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91. And now, for our question.
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92. What did one of the animals
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93. Cthulhu-san was fastest!
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94. "There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
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95. Yes, Popuko-san.
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96. C'mon.
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97. I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
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98. Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
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99. Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
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100. Look over there! There are some
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101. They're already breeding! Unbelievable.
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102. Yes?
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103. This safari park sucks.
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104. Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
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105. Here are some animals
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106. Stop making up prompts, please.
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107. Humans are such selfish creatures.
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108. If they want to return nature
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109. they shouldn't have destroyed it
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110. Aren't humans actually
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111. That's what I'd like to say!
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112. Correct!
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113. Popuko-chan came out on top today!
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114. Damn it...
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115. Well, see you next week.
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116. Pop Team Epic.
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117. It happened ten years ago,
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118. Oh!
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119. Little birdies! They're so cute!
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120. They are rather adorable.
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121. They're here... We're counting on you.
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122. The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
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123. It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
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124. That's...
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125. If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
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126. it'll destroy everything and plunge
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127. Picolinon, fire!
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128. And that was when I knew that the Picolinos
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129. were protecting the parks
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130. as well as those children's smiles.
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131. Pop Team Epic.
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132. Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
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133. Sure, I think I'll take some.
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134. We got a request for a refill!
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135. Is that okay?
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136. It sure is!
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137. All right! Let's get this party started
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138. Thanks for the refill!
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139. Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
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140. Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
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141. Go, go, go, go!
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142. Look at that steam!
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143. Just look at that steam!
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144. Now's the best moment
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145. Yes!
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146. Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
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147. Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
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148. Let's go!
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149. And now, let's hear a word
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150. Can I have another?
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151. All right! Let's get this party started
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152. It's a party! We're hype for caffeine!
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153. Caffè latte, café au lait, cappuccino!
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154. Would you like a refill, as well?
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155. Nah... I'm good.
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156. Oh... but I insist.
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157. Adventure awaits you in the realm
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158. Yahoo!
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159. Go, go!
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160. Adventures are awesome!
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161. Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
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162. This should do it.
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163. That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
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164. Ron!
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165. Noice, noice!
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166. I can't get through to them at all.
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167. Pop Team Epic.
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168. Uwu? Uwuwu... bususu.
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169. Yup, I knew you'd say that.
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170. Yup, I knew you'd say that you
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171. Yeah! Two chains!
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172. Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
that you knew I'd say that. Pfft, pfft.
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173. Wow! Three chains!
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174. Yup, I knew—
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175. Yup, I knew—
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176. Yup!
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177. Yup!
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178. Yup!
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179. Y—
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180. Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
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181. Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
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182. Yup, I knew you'd say that.
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183. Yup, I knew—
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184. Yup, I knew—
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185. Yup!
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186. Over here.
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187. Piece of cake.
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188. You're down.
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189. Let me do my finisher.
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190. Oh, please do excuse me.
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191. I'm quite confident
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192. Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.
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193. Let's play a game with our fingers
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194. All you'll use is one finger
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195. 1+1 = 2
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196. Now, together we'll go
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197. We're just two peas, we're just
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198. We're just two peas, we're just
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199. We're just two peas, we're just
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200. Don't go cheating on me now~
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201. Everyone, thank you very much
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202. But there are people watching
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203. In fact, are there actually people
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204. What?
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205. Popu-chan, that's a bit harsh...
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206. You're probably better off buying
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207. Popu-chan, don't say that!
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208. But when you get special ringside seats,
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209. you sometimes get blood sprayed on you,
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210. What? No, it's not! Jeez!
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211. Act now, and get some musclehead boyfriend.
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212. Don't lie!
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213. Hey, Pipimi-chan. What are you going to buy
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214. An electric kickboard.
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215. You're not gonna buy PTE?
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216. Of course not.
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217. It's located in Tokyo, Chiyoda Ward, ****.
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218. Pop Team Epic.
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219. We used rare sugar for this cake.
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220. How much?
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221. This muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
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222. ch.
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223. I found the way to heaven
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224. My past life with you
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225. You've seen the eyes of heaven
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226. Limitless confessions
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227. I've been in seventh heaven
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228. This conflict is accelerating
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229. What in the name of heaven?
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230. Your reason for living is an abstract theory
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231. Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
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232. Double trouble, that sarcastic poker face
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233. Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
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234. Like a bubble, this life lies
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235. Why are you feeling?
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236. Forever more
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237. It sounds anti world
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238. Way out, what do you believe?
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239. The mirror's equation
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240. Wake up, I can't think anymore
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241. An elegant PSYCHO: LOGY
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242. Way out, what can you see?
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243. This saturated irony
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244. Pop Team Epic!
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245. Whoa! You can shake hands
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246. Friendship!
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247. I'm gonna shatter them fantasies!
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248. Oh? You want a fuckin' piece of me?
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249. Pop Team Epic!
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250. Unyumaru, come on out.
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251. Come on. I promise this won't hurt.
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252. It won't hurt at all.
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253. Unyumaru! You fucking bastard!
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254. Can't reach me, bitch. Now, what?
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255. Ow! Fuck you!
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256. Pop Team Epic!
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257. Bob Epic Team.
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258. Step forward, defendant.
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259. Okay.
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260. Now to the right, defendant.
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261. Okay.
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262. Now back, defendant.
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263. Okay.
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264. To the left!
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265. Okay.
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266. Forward! Right!
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267. Okay, okay.
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268. Back! Left!
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269. Okay, okay.
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270. One, two, three, four.
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271. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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272. Box step! Box step!
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273. Box step! Box step!
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274. Box step! Box step!
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275. Box ste—
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276. Court is adjourned!
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277. Pop Team Epic!
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278. So healthy!
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279. Om, nom, nom, nom...
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280. You know...
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281. You should probably become a manga artist.
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282. Like for J*mp.
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283. Pop Team Epic.
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284. Yeah, yeah! Confidence, go, go!
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285. I can't do it.
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286. It's not...
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287. Hey, hey! Come on, come on! Hey!
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288. Oh! Thank you, thank you!
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289. Drugs.
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290. This is the Ungapopo
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291. Ah... Ungapopo. I know that place.
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292. Due to civil war and rampant poaching, elephants, lions, and other animals
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293. Right?
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294. That place.
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295. Make sure you're watching.
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296. Okay.
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298. Yes. There'll be questions later.
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299. It has become a savanna
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300. No fair. I wanna go.
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301. I wanna go to the savanna.
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302. That'd be nice...
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303. There was once order in this wild kingdom.
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304. Oh, hey. Do dinosaurs show up here?
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305. It's truly in a sad state now.
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306. Dinosaurs are, uh...
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307. The herbivores here do what they want
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308. Yeah, I guess.
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310. Oh, th-th-they will?
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311. I think they will.
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312. There's nothing to stop them anymore.
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314. Oh, hey. He was totally in that movie.
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317. Oh, I knew it.
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318. we need to reintroduce some carnivores to it.
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320. I think he's the guy who gets spat on.
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321. I haven't asked the question yet.
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322. Echi** Seika!
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323. Anyway, let's continue.
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324. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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325. Are they gonna have to do
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326. Oh, that one game on the Famicom. Ikari...
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327. How're you all doing back there?
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328. Down we go. They sure are fast asleep.
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329. When you fall in the very beginning.
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330. Yeah, exactly.
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331. Like that's where the story begins.
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332. They've transported some carnivores
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335. Dun, du-dun dun, dun...
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336. Oh, yeah that. Exactly.
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337. Dun, dun, dun... like that.
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338. An experiment toward restoring the rich
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339. And now, for our question.
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340. What did one of the animals
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342. Yes! Cthulhu-san was faster!
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343. "There aren't any SBux here, are there..."
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344. Yes, Popuko-san.
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345. I keep telling you, it's not Echi** Seika!
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346. Oh, that's too bad. We're out of time.
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347. Okay, let's continue watching the footage.
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348. Look over there! There are some
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349. So these two are probably
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350. They're already breeding! Unbelievable.
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351. Ah, so romance will bloom.
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352. Yes?
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354. Any Great Old Ones will have to go on foot.
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355. Stop making up prompts, please.
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356. Humans are such selfish creatures.
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357. If they want to return nature
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359. Aren't humans actually
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360. That's what I'd like to say!
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361. Correct!
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362. Popuko-chan came out on top today!
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363. Damn it...
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364. Well, see you next week.
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365. Pop Team Epic.
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366. It happened ten years ago,
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367. Oh!
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368. Little birdies! They're so cute!
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369. They are rather adorable.
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370. They're here... We're counting on you.
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371. The fate of the Earth is in your hands.
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372. It's complete! The Picolino Cannon,
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373. That's...
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374. If a meteor that big hits the Earth,
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375. it'll destroy everything and plunge
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376. Picolinon, fire!
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377. And that was when I knew that the Picolinos
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378. were protecting the parks
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379. as well as those children's smiles.
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380. Pop Team Epic.
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381. Would you like a refill of coffee, miss?
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382. Sure, I think I'll take some.
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383. We got a request for a refill!
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384. Is that okay?
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385. It sure is!
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386. All right! Let's get this party started
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387. Thanks for the refill!
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388. Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
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389. Thanks from the bottom of our hearts!
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390. Go, go, go, go!
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391. Look at that steam!
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392. Just look at that steam!
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393. Now's the best moment
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394. Yes!
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395. Drink, drink, drink, drink, bring it!
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396. Drink, drink, bring it!
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397. Let's go!
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398. And now, let's hear a word
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399. Can I have another?
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400. Let's go!
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401. Let's get this party started
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402. Would you like a refill, as well?
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403. Nah... I'm good.
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404. Oh... but I insist.
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405. Adventure awaits you in the realm
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406. Yahoo! Yay!
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407. Go, go! Yahoo!
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408. Yahoo!
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409. Adventures are awesome!
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410. What fun!
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411. Sha tan ki? That's too risky!
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412. This should do it.
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413. That's it, Mr. Dragoon.
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414. Ron!
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415. I can't get through to them at all.
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416. Pop Team Epic!
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417. Morning, Murasucky Shikibu!
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418. Yup, I knew you'd say that.
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419. Yup, I knew you'd say
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420. Yeah! Two chains!
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421. Yup, I knew you'd say that you knew
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422. Wow! Three chains!
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423. Yup, I knew—
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425. Yup!
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428. Yup, I knew you'd fjoaidjfjaosjf...
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429. Oh, my bad. I fwubbed my wine!
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430. Yup, I knew you'd way wat.
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431. Yup, I knew—
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432. Yup!
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433. Yup!
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436. Right now, I'm flanking from the right!
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437. Oh, their shield's about to go down!
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438. And then...
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439. And down.
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440. Let me do my finisher.
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441. All right!
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442. Attention. There is a new Poppex champion.
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443. Let's play a game with our fingers
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444. All you'll use is one finger
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445. 1+1 = 2
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446. Now, together we'll go
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447. We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
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448. We're just two peas, we're just
two peas, peas, in a pod
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449. We're just two peas, we're just
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450. Don't go cheating on me now~
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451. Well... You, too.
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452. Great job today.
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453. It's been a while since we got
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454. I know, right?
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455. We did meet at an event recently.
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456. Oh yeah, we did. That's right.
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457. And I also get in trouble sometimes.
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458. Oh, really?
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459. Er, there's a certain series
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460. Yup.
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461. And then she'd say, "You're not together!"
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462. The princess gets real mad at me.
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464. Yes, the priestess.
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465. She gets real mad.
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466. The priestess... Well, what can you do?
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469. Yeah, exactly!
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472. Yeah, and well, now you're
actually a president.
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473. Yeah. You're actually an agency president.
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474. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, really.
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475. Er, yeah...
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476. Yeah, you run a tanuki agency.
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477. We're doing our best.
I hope you'll all support Raccoon Dog.
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478. Please. Oh, and Ken Pro, too!
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479. Thanks.
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