1. Bullshit.Copy !req
2. It is this friggin' wide.Copy !req
3. And it's periodic.Copy !req
4. Bull. Shit.Copy !req
5. Show me.Copy !req
6. Something terrestrial, gotta be.Copy !req
7. Bouncing off the moon.Copy !req
8. Gee. I never thought to check that.Copy !req
9. Look at that slope, man.Copy !req
10. You could ski down that thing.Copy !req
11. It is drifting.Copy !req
12. Look here. Zoom in. Zoom in.Copy !req
13. See that variation?Copy !req
14. And look. This gap here?
This is where it stops, then starts over.Copy !req
15. - It repeats?
- Every 78 seconds.Copy !req
16. The whole entire thing.Copy !req
17. Three hours straight, and no end in sight.Copy !req
18. It can't be.Copy !req
19. It's gotta be something
bouncing off the... off the...Copy !req
20. It's not bouncing off the moon, Dave.Copy !req
21. Well, maybe it's those Chatty Cathys
at the Forest Service.Copy !req
22. I hate those guys. Always on their radios,
talking about trees.Copy !req
23. Dave, it's not Smokey Bear
we're picking up.Copy !req
24. Look at that signal.Copy !req
25. It's drifting.Copy !req
26. What is it, then?Copy !req
27. Looks like simple pulse-width modulation.
Old-school, like Morse code.Copy !req
28. Maybe somehow,
it's the time signal out of Fort Collins.Copy !req
29. - They use pulse-width modulation.
- It's not the atomic clock.Copy !req
30. The atomic clock changes every minute
because it's a clock.Copy !req
31. This is the same exact data
repeated every 78 seconds.Copy !req
32. Plus, this is coming
from 600 light-years away.Copy !req
33. This Morse code of yours
seems to be split four ways.Copy !req
34. The pulses are of equal duration,Copy !req
35. but they're positioned
across four different frequencies.Copy !req
36. - Looks like a player piano.
- So not binary but base four.Copy !req
37. Quaternary.Copy !req
38. This won't be easy to crack.Copy !req
39. No, no. If you look at this. Look at...Copy !req
40. What do you think it says?Copy !req
41. Maybe just,
"Hello. Hey, hey. We're out here."Copy !req
42. What did we put on Voyagers 1 and 2?
Chuck Berry?Copy !req
43. Maybe this is just
their version of "Johnny B. Goode."Copy !req
44. Imagine the power it took to send it.Copy !req
45. Megawatts?Copy !req
46. Gigawatts?Copy !req
47. And that's if it's pointed only at us.Copy !req
48. Antenna the size of Africa.Copy !req
49. Bigger.Copy !req
50. You go to all that trouble
to send a message,Copy !req
51. it's gotta be more than just "hello."Copy !req
52. And why make it hard to understand?Copy !req
53. Quaternary?Copy !req
54. That's like encryption.
Why would you bother to...Copy !req
55. It's not quaternary.Copy !req
56. I think I know what it is.Copy !req
57. The twin moons hung low and full.Copy !req
58. Two wine-green eyes
peering over the horizonCopy !req
59. as if to steal a glimpse
into Lucasia's soul.Copy !req
60. She paced the blood-soaked decks
of the Mercator,Copy !req
61. looking for something, anything,
that might take her mind off Raban.Copy !req
62. Ascending the forecastle, her gaze
lingered over a bare-chested young sailor.Copy !req
63. On hands and knees he scrubbed,Copy !req
64. his sinewy forearms stretched taut as he
washed away all trace of the day's fight.Copy !req
65. With a languid nod...Copy !req
66. Lucasia bade him follow to her cabin.Copy !req
67. Little did this callow deckhand know
that serving at his captain's pleasureCopy !req
68. might take on such sweet meaning.Copy !req
69. Or, regrettably,
that it would last but a single night.Copy !req
70. Later, at four bells,
Lucasia stood by the mizzenmast.Copy !req
71. Once again, she was alone.Copy !req
72. She pulled her topcoat tighter,Copy !req
73. fingering its coarse wool
as her thoughts flashed back to Raban.Copy !req
74. It had been he who first wrapped
the coat around her,Copy !req
75. whispering in her ear,Copy !req
76. "May this keep you warm
in my absence, ma chérie."Copy !req
77. With that, Raban, proud, haughty Raban,Copy !req
78. mounted the plank and leaped from sight.Copy !req
79. The amaranthine slipsand closed over him,Copy !req
80. leaving nary a ripple.Copy !req
81. Attention, lovers of speculative
historical romance literature,Copy !req
82. best-selling author Carol Sturka
will now sign her new novel,Copy !req
83. "Bloodsong of Wycaro,"Copy !req
84. the fourth book in her
"Winds of Wycaro" trilogy.Copy !req
85. "Why-car-oh," please!
It's "Winds of Why-car-oh!"Copy !req
86. And Bloodsong is the best yet.Copy !req
87. God, are you in for a treat.Copy !req
88. Let's go sign books!Copy !req
89. Raban is alive, right?Copy !req
90. Maureen. You could read it.Copy !req
91. Well, I will. Tonight.Copy !req
92. I've already unplugged the phone.Copy !req
93. Just...Copy !req
94. - Raban's not on the cover.
- No, he's not.Copy !req
95. And he's never not been
on the cover, Carol.Copy !req
96. If Raban doesn't come back...Copy !req
97. I'm done.Copy !req
98. Come here.Copy !req
99. Page 218.Copy !req
100. - Okay. Thank you.
- Okay. Bye.Copy !req
101. Thanks, Maureen.Copy !req
102. - Okay, this is Olga.
- Hi. Hi, Olga.Copy !req
103. Hi, Yvette!Copy !req
104. Hi!Copy !req
105. Love it.Copy !req
106. - Happy reading.
- This is Nicky, with a pillow.Copy !req
107. - Nicky with a... Oh, my gosh!
- I made it myself.Copy !req
108. - Look at that. You made this?
- Yes.Copy !req
109. This is Christine.Copy !req
110. This is Paulina and support person.Copy !req
111. - This is Carlotta.
- Hi.Copy !req
112. Say, "Raban".Copy !req
113. Raban.Copy !req
114. When Raban and Eldgammel
fell in the cargo hold,Copy !req
115. do you remember what it was loaded with?Copy !req
116. Mandovian spicefruit.Copy !req
117. Which Lucasia is...Copy !req
118. Deathly allergic to!Copy !req
119. - You guys run a fan club?
- Of course!Copy !req
120. - Thank you so much!
- Thank you.Copy !req
121. - Hi, Tanya.
- Hi!Copy !req
122. - Are you excited?
- Yes.Copy !req
123. - Hi, Yvonne.
- Hi.Copy !req
124. I got two books, one for the tub.Copy !req
125. This is a authentic cutlass
just like Raban's.Copy !req
126. - Okay.
- Careful, it's really sharp.Copy !req
127. Okay, so three things.Copy !req
128. A: When finally are they
gonna make a "Wycaro" movie?Copy !req
129. And please tell me it'll be in actual
theaters, not on the Lifetime Network.Copy !req
130. B: You gotta get ILM to do the slipsand,Copy !req
131. otherwise it's just gonna look like merde,
pardon my French.Copy !req
132. And C: A small but very crucial point,Copy !req
133. as a two-masted schooner, the Mercator
would not possess a mizzenmast. So...Copy !req
134. Craig, I'm gonna need you
to put this back in the bagCopy !req
135. before the store manager sees it.Copy !req
136. Right.Copy !req
137. - Your humble servant.
- Thank you.Copy !req
138. That's the one.Copy !req
139. Thank you so much.Copy !req
140. - We'll see you at the next one.
- Happy reading.Copy !req
141. All right. All right.Copy !req
142. Hi, ladies. I have us
going to the Hyatt Regency Dallas.Copy !req
143. Hi. Yeah. Thanks, perfect.Copy !req
144. That was quite a send-off.
I'm sorry, should I know who you are?Copy !req
145. Depends. You a big fan of mindless crap?Copy !req
146. Morning, Doc.Copy !req
147. Well, it certainly is.Copy !req
148. - Hey, Mel.
- Hey.Copy !req
149. Where'd those come from?Copy !req
150. Yours truly.Copy !req
151. Help yourself.
I think they're mostly glazed,Copy !req
152. but one box ought to be sprinkled,
powdered and all that.Copy !req
153. What did we do to deserve this?Copy !req
154. My 14-year-old's selling 'em
for marching band.Copy !req
155. Well, aren't you a good dad.Copy !req
156. - What does she play?
- Trombone.Copy !req
157. - Doctor D!
- Good evening. Morning. Whatever.Copy !req
158. - Look what Mel brought.
- For us?Copy !req
159. Yeah, please.Copy !req
160. They got you two working late.Copy !req
161. Yeah. I gotta gas a bunch of rats.Copy !req
162. So, how goes the big project?Copy !req
163. What have you heard?Copy !req
164. I don't know. Things.Copy !req
165. Well...Copy !req
166. Our team's fairly certain
we've got a sequenceCopy !req
167. that encodes for a lysogenic virus.Copy !req
168. But after eight whole months
of animal testing...Copy !req
169. Macaques, rabbits, mice...Copy !req
170. - Guinea pigs.
- Guinea pigs. Now rats.Copy !req
171. No clinical signs whatsoever.Copy !req
172. Put another way...Copy !req
173. we got bubkes.Copy !req
174. We got bubkes.Copy !req
175. Okay, how do you wanna do this?Copy !req
176. I can put 'em to sleep
if you wanna do the cardiac sticks.Copy !req
177. I hate the cardiac sticks.Copy !req
178. Well, you're more than welcome
to gas them.Copy !req
179. I hate gassing them.Copy !req
180. Might be in the wrong career.Copy !req
181. All right, cardiac sticks it is.Copy !req
182. Let's get it over with.Copy !req
183. Check it out.Copy !req
184. Damn.Copy !req
185. What do you figure happened there?Copy !req
186. I don't know.Copy !req
187. He's looking pretty dead to me.Copy !req
188. You got a heartbeat?Copy !req
189. I can't feel jack shit in these gloves.Copy !req
190. Huh, what?Copy !req
191. He's absolutely got a heartbeat.Copy !req
192. A strong one. Just bam, bam, bam.Copy !req
193. It's weird.
If I didn't know any better, I'd...Copy !req
194. God. Oh, shit. Oh, no.Copy !req
195. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
196. - Shit.
- Did he break the skin?Copy !req
197. Yeah, I don't...
Yeah, it's through the glove.Copy !req
198. Shit. Soak it quick.Copy !req
199. Keep it submerged.Copy !req
200. If it's bleeding,
make sure to squeeze it out good.Copy !req
201. I'm gonna call this in
as soon as I catch him, okay?Copy !req
202. Right there.Copy !req
203. Let's mark 3:36 and...Copy !req
204. Jenn?Copy !req
205. Talk to me, Jenn. Jenn!Copy !req
206. Jenn! Jenn! Jenn!Copy !req
207. We are getting out right now.Copy !req
208. I got you. Okay, come on.Copy !req
209. I got you.Copy !req
210. Hang on.Copy !req
211. Jenn, can you hear me? It's gonna be fine.Copy !req
212. You're gonna be all right.Copy !req
213. Come on. You're gonna be all right.
You're gonna be all right, you hear me?Copy !req
214. Come on, come on, come on.
Talk to me. Come on, Jenn, come on.Copy !req
215. Jenn! You all right?Copy !req
216. Jenn?Copy !req
217. Just say something.Copy !req
218. Jenn. I got you.Copy !req
219. I got you.Copy !req
220. Jenn?Copy !req
221. Hey, hey, hey, Jenn. Can you hear me?Copy !req
222. Jenn, say something.Copy !req
223. Damn it.Copy !req
224. Kidding me?Copy !req
225. Really?Copy !req
226. Damn.Copy !req
227. Can you believe this thing?Copy !req
228. You've got skinny arms.
Do you think you could maybe...Copy !req
229. Hey.Copy !req
230. Yes?Copy !req
231. I'm gonna get some gum.Copy !req
232. Seriously?Copy !req
233. I had one Tito's in Salt Lake.
That was, like, two hours ago.Copy !req
234. Rye Manhattan...Copy !req
235. and a Diet Pepsi.Copy !req
236. Thanks.Copy !req
237. We could take a cab home.Copy !req
238. Don't tell me you don't need a drink,
'cause you need a drink.Copy !req
239. - I don't need a drink.
- You need a drink.Copy !req
240. I don't need a drink.Copy !req
241. I call bullshit on that.Copy !req
242. I need sleep, that's what I need.Copy !req
243. Hey, cheers, to the best tour yet.Copy !req
244. - You gonna leave me hanging here?
- I do not clink glassesCopy !req
245. with fucking Diet Pepsi.Copy !req
246. Best book tour? What is that?Copy !req
247. Is that like best stomach cancer?Copy !req
248. You endure it, you do not toast it.Copy !req
249. How I hate all those paying customers
showering me with love and respect.Copy !req
250. And why do I have to make so much money?Copy !req
251. How do you bear it?Copy !req
252. Bunch of dummies.Copy !req
253. Wow. It's a ship that sails on... sand?Copy !req
254. Purple sand? That is... That's brilliant.Copy !req
255. The world needed that.Copy !req
256. And the world needed
yet another female characterCopy !req
257. who spends all her time mooning over
some fucking proud and haughty pirate.Copy !req
258. He's a corsair, not a pirate.Copy !req
259. "Mandovian spicefruit."Copy !req
260. Jesus. That... I...Copy !req
261. It's like a bad episode of Star Trek.Copy !req
262. So how about
you throw everybody a changeup?Copy !req
263. Green sand instead of purple?Copy !req
264. Maybe it's time for your serious book.Copy !req
265. Why not? You've been plugging away
at it for five years.Copy !req
266. - Four and a half. Barely.
- Pardon me.Copy !req
267. So put it out already.Copy !req
268. I can't just... It...Copy !req
269. It needs polishing.Copy !req
270. Obviously. I mean it does, right?Copy !req
271. Okay, take the next few months and polish.Copy !req
272. I'll work it out.Copy !req
273. I'll buy you some more time
before your next Wycaro.Copy !req
274. You really think
Bitter Chrysalis is that good?Copy !req
275. I think people will love it.Copy !req
276. You ever read Finnegans Wake?Copy !req
277. No.Copy !req
278. I tried to. In grad school.Copy !req
279. It's probably great. I don't know.Copy !req
280. All I know is it made me miserable
trying to get through it.Copy !req
281. I figure...Copy !req
282. you make even one person happy,
maybe that's not art.Copy !req
283. But it's something.Copy !req
284. To Raban.Copy !req
285. Proud, haughty Raban.Copy !req
286. Did you bring your cigarettes?Copy !req
287. Since when do you smoke?Copy !req
288. Since now.Copy !req
289. Are you trying to start a forest fire?
Stop wasting my butane.Copy !req
290. Stop telling me how to smoke.Copy !req
291. I used to smoke in middle school.Copy !req
292. You're supposed to light the other
person's cigarette first, by the way.Copy !req
293. - That's etiquette.
- Yeah? On a plane,Copy !req
294. do you put your own oxygen mask on first?Copy !req
295. Do you wanna hear what HoustonMom78
says about Bloodsong?Copy !req
296. "Best Wycaro ever!" All caps.Copy !req
297. And...Copy !req
298. - 16, 17 exclamation points.
- Wow.Copy !req
299. - Is that a new record?
- It's gotta be.Copy !req
300. "Spoiler alert, Raban is back
and yummier that ever."Copy !req
301. Yummier than ever, I think she means.Copy !req
302. "You better belief
he's got my permission to come aboard.Copy !req
303. I'd walk his plank any time."Copy !req
304. I'm sensing a nautical motif.Copy !req
305. A little bit. Think HoustonMom's
off her meds again?Copy !req
306. I think HoustonMom would spread her legs
for a grilled cheese sandwich.Copy !req
307. Look at that.Copy !req
308. What?Copy !req
309. What do you think they're doing?Copy !req
310. - What's what doing?
- The planes. Up. Look.Copy !req
311. I don't know. What, is that weird?Copy !req
312. Yeah, it's weird. Isn't it?Copy !req
313. All of them kinda parallel like that.Copy !req
314. Anybody else weigh in?Copy !req
315. It's all the usual suspects,
plus a few new ones.Copy !req
316. Everybody loves it.Copy !req
317. You wanna answer a few questions for them?Copy !req
318. - What, now? No. No, no.
- Do one quick one.Copy !req
319. Let 'em know you're paying attention.Copy !req
320. "Carol, my husband says
Raban can be my hall pass,Copy !req
321. which I don't think is fair
since Raban's not a real-life person,Copy !req
322. although I wish he was.Copy !req
323. In real-life, was there an actual man
you were thinking ofCopy !req
324. when you came up with Raban?"Copy !req
325. That's hilarious.Copy !req
326. You wanna tell her the truth?Copy !req
327. What do you have to lose?Copy !req
328. Put down George Clooney.Copy !req
329. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
330. - What's wrong with him?
- Nothing. Just...Copy !req
331. I mean, how about
a hot Brazilian soccer player?Copy !req
332. Someone with dreadlocks. Hip it up.Copy !req
333. Just...Copy !req
334. put George Clooney.Copy !req
335. It's safer.Copy !req
336. Shit.Copy !req
337. Buddy, you... You okay, buddy?Copy !req
338. Jesus.Copy !req
339. Helen, should we call someone?Copy !req
340. Helen?Copy !req
341. Helen, stop looking at the goddamn...Copy !req
342. Helen?Copy !req
343. Oh, my God. Helen!Copy !req
344. Helen?Copy !req
345. Helen?Copy !req
346. Help!Copy !req
347. Somebody help us!Copy !req
348. Help!Copy !req
349. Just hang in there. Hang in there.Copy !req
350. Just hang in there.Copy !req
351. Call 911...Copy !req
352. Oh, God.Copy !req
353. Come on, please.Copy !req
354. Please, please.Copy !req
355. - You've reached the Albuquerque Police...
- Yes. Hi. I...Copy !req
356. - ... emergency number.
- Shit!Copy !req
357. - Please remain on the line.
- Fuck!Copy !req
358. - An operator will be with you shortly.
- Fuck!Copy !req
359. You've reached the Albuquerque Police...Copy !req
360. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
361. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
362. Fuck you.Copy !req
363. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.Copy !req
364. Fuck you!Copy !req
365. Hey, you gotta get out.
Come on, get out. Get out! Oh, God.Copy !req
366. No! Fuck!Copy !req
367. Fucking go!Copy !req
368. Thank God.Copy !req
369. Thank God.Copy !req
370. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
371. Wake up.Copy !req
372. Dr. Nguyen, I need you to wake up.Copy !req
373. Please wake up.Copy !req
374. Doctor.Copy !req
375. Dr. Nguyen, wake up.Copy !req
376. Wake up.Copy !req
377. Please wake up.Copy !req
378. Dr. Nguyen, wake up!Copy !req
379. Okay.Copy !req
380. I'm so sorry! Fuck.Copy !req
381. Okay.Copy !req
382. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
383. Helen?Copy !req
384. Helen? Helen?Copy !req
385. Helen. Helen.Copy !req
386. Hi.Copy !req
387. Baby.Copy !req
388. Hi, baby.Copy !req
389. No, no, no.Copy !req
390. Goddamn it.Copy !req
391. Okay.Copy !req
392. Come on.Copy !req
393. Somebody please help me.Copy !req
394. No, no, no. God, no. Don't...Copy !req
395. Please. Please.Copy !req
396. Hey.Copy !req
397. Hey.Copy !req
398. What is happening?Copy !req
399. Hey! Hey! Don't you touch her!Copy !req
400. You put her down. Put her down.Copy !req
401. Get out! Go away!Copy !req
402. What the hell is wrong with you people?Copy !req
403. We just wanna help, Carol.Copy !req
404. What the fuck?Copy !req
405. Christ, no.Copy !req
406. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
407. Come on, come on, please.Copy !req
408. There's a spare key.Copy !req
409. We can show you.Copy !req
410. No. No, stop. Don't come any closer.Copy !req
411. We don't mean to scare you, Carol.Copy !req
412. You're in no danger.Copy !req
413. We really do want to help.Copy !req
414. Remember? April 2016.Copy !req
415. The last time you got locked out.Copy !req
416. You put a spare key under the flower pot.Copy !req
417. The one on the right.Copy !req
418. Back there.Copy !req
419. There you go.Copy !req
420. Leave me alone.Copy !req
421. - Please.
- Sure, Carol.Copy !req
422. Just give us a couple of minutes
to clear out.Copy !req
423. We're very sorry for your loss.Copy !req
424. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
425. God bless America.Copy !req
426. Hi, Carol. Thank you for calling.Copy !req
427. Yep.Copy !req
428. This must be so bewildering for you.Copy !req
429. So terrible.Copy !req
430. All the death and destruction
you witnessed tonight.Copy !req
431. Especially Helen's passing.
Please know none of that was intentional.Copy !req
432. You have our deepest condolences.Copy !req
433. And to say it again, you are in no danger.Copy !req
434. You are perfectly safe.Copy !req
435. - Okay.
- Your life is your own.Copy !req
436. Please know that.Copy !req
437. Your well-being
is of utmost importance to us.Copy !req
438. Okay.Copy !req
439. Completely up to you, of course,Copy !req
440. but you might want to stick close to home
for the next few days.Copy !req
441. We've a lot to clean up,
and it may be distressing for you to see.Copy !req
442. But we will put things right.Copy !req
443. To that end, if we may be of assistance
with Helen's remains...Copy !req
444. - Nope.
- Okay.Copy !req
445. If we can help you in any way
please let us know.Copy !req
446. We can deliver food, medicine,
whatever you need.Copy !req
447. Just dial zero, day or night.Copy !req
448. You will want to call from a landline
as all the cellular networks are down.Copy !req
449. But we are here for you.Copy !req
450. We feel like we're doing
all the talking here.Copy !req
451. Are there any questions
you might have for us, Carol?Copy !req
452. Anything at all.Copy !req
453. Yeah. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
454. I guess to start with,Copy !req
455. what the fuck is happening?Copy !req
456. Well, basically...Copy !req
457. It's an alien invasion, right?Copy !req
458. I mean, obviously it's an alien invasion.Copy !req
459. Actually, no. It is not.Copy !req
460. What the fuck it isn't. You know my name.Copy !req
461. You know Helen's name.Copy !req
462. You are talking to me from my TV!Copy !req
463. And what the fuck is with everybody's...Copy !req
464. Shit like this...Copy !req
465. And those two weird...
the weird neighbor kids next door.Copy !req
466. They know where some goddamn key...Copy !req
467. How would they know that, huh?Copy !req
468. - Are you reading my mind?
- No. Absolutely not.Copy !req
469. We couldn't do that if we wanted to.Copy !req
470. Who is "we?"
Why is everybody suddenly "we?"Copy !req
471. You know, we could continue this
after you've had a good night's sleep.Copy !req
472. Who is "we?"Copy !req
473. "We" is us. Just us.Copy !req
474. Who the fuck is "us?"Copy !req
475. Us. There are no aliens.Copy !req
476. Not on this planet.Copy !req
477. We are, however, beneficiaries
of extraterrestrial technology.Copy !req
478. Fourteen months ago,
astronomers discovered a radio signalCopy !req
479. from 600 light-years away.Copy !req
480. There's no telling
how long it's been repeating.Copy !req
481. Maybe throughout all of human existence.Copy !req
482. This signal, it's made up of four tonesCopy !req
483. representing guanine, uracil,
adenine and cytosine.Copy !req
484. It's a recipe, it turns out,
for a nucleotide sequence.Copy !req
485. RNA.Copy !req
486. Scientists have created
this sequence in a lab.Copy !req
487. It is not a living thing, per se.
It is more akin to a virus.Copy !req
488. Though it's not that exactly either.Copy !req
489. It's kind of a psychic glue
capable of binding us all together.Copy !req
490. Okay.Copy !req
491. So, if you're not aliens...Copy !req
492. Who am I talking to right now?
Who are you?Copy !req
493. This particular individual?Copy !req
494. This is Davis Taffler.Copy !req
495. Under Secretary of Agriculture
for Farm Production and Conservation.Copy !req
496. But you are currently
talking to every person on Earth,Copy !req
497. including Davis Taffler.Copy !req
498. We're all one.Copy !req
499. How does that work?Copy !req
500. We don't know exactly. It just does.Copy !req
501. Can I talk to the President?Copy !req
502. That individual passed away this evening,
unfortunately.Copy !req
503. Along with quite a few senior members
of the United States government.Copy !req
504. Davis Taffler happened to be
nearby and intact.Copy !req
505. And he was wearing a suit. So...Copy !req
506. So, you're in charge now?Copy !req
507. - The Under Secretary of...
- No.Copy !req
508. Nobody's in charge.
Or everybody's in charge.Copy !req
509. Really, there's no such thing anymore.Copy !req
510. But there's got to be others like me.Copy !req
511. Your situation is a rare one.Copy !req
512. There appear to be
11 other individuals like yourself.Copy !req
513. In Albuquerque?Copy !req
514. No. In the world.Copy !req
515. We have reached out to them.Copy !req
516. Like you, they are disoriented.
Understandably.Copy !req
517. Rest assured, Carol.Copy !req
518. We will figure out
what makes you different.Copy !req
519. Figure it out why?Copy !req
520. So we can fix it.Copy !req
521. So you can join us.Copy !req
522. Oh, God.Copy !req
523. Carol, you still there?Copy !req
524. You...Copy !req
525. You said my life was my own.Copy !req
526. It is. One hundred percent.Copy !req
527. So, what happens when I say no?Copy !req
528. Carol, once you understand
how wonderful this is...Copy !req
529. Carol?Copy !req
530. Hi! You've reached 505-796-6933.Copy !req
531. We're on the French Riviera
drinking champagne.Copy !req
532. We are not here in our sweatpants
screening your call.Copy !req
533. Make it a good one.Copy !req
534. Carol, hello?Copy !req
535. It's us. Hello?Copy !req
536. We're sorry we upset you, Carol.Copy !req
537. We only want to make you happy.Copy !req
538. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req