Pimp My Ride 1x15

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Ride Owner: Kerry. 19 Year Old Male. Owner's Ride: 1989 Ford Escort. Owner's New Ride: 2004 Scion xB. Kerry, moved from Fargo, North Dakota to Sunny California with his family. The car he owns is some sort of beast made out of two '89 Ford Escorts welded and glued together. The car is in terrible shape and is unsafe for one of his little sister's who sits in a car seat when he drives around in the car. Unfortunatly Kerry's car cannot be fixed. Xzibit has has a plan and gets Kerry a brand new car. Kerry and his family doesn't have anything to worry about. Xzibit is about to pimp his new ride. Additions & Improvements: -Brand new car! Ford Escort was "Unpimpable" -Flame graphics, an auto wrap sticker on the car -Electric rag top sunroof -3 piece GFG chrome rims -New bumper -A big wing -4 7-inch monitors on 4 rebuilt head rests -New Precision powered 5 channel amp is mounted on 2 pipes and on plexi glass to give it an illusion that it's floating in the back of the car -New Drivesoft computer. Features include a dvd player, audio on demand mp3 player, video on demand, a gps, email and internet access Kerry has officially been pimped. Final Look -Norrin Radd

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1. WHENEVER YOU ROLL IT, YOU GOT

2. TO STAY FRESH AND YOU GOT TO

3. STAY SPANK, 'CAUSE IT'S ALL

4. ABOUT THE IMAGE.

5. I SHOULD KNOW, 'CAUSE I'M YOUR

6. BOY "X" TO THE "Z", XZIBIT.

7. MY MAN, KERRY, JUST MOVED

8. HERE TO CALI, AND HIS '89

9. FORD ESCORT IS SCREAMING FOR

10. SOME WEST-COAST FLAVOR, 'CAUSE

11. RIGHT NOW, ALL IT'S SCREAMING IS

12. "NORTH DAKOTA."

13. BUT I'M ABOUT TO CHANGE ALL

14. THAT.

15. IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A FIRST

16. SEASON.

17. Y'ALL KNOW THE DRILL.

18. I'M ABOUT TO PIMP HIS RIDE!

19. LET'S GO, OH!

20. WHAT'S UP?

21. MY NAME IS KERRY.

22. I'M 19 YEARS OLD,

23. AND THIS IS MY '89 FORD ESCORT.

24. MY CAR IS LIKE FRANKENSTEIN.

25. IT'S TWO CARS WELDED TOGETHER IN

26. ONE.

27. I DON'T KNOW HOW THINGS FIT AND

28. HOW THINGS WORK, BUT IT'S PRETTY

29. DANGEROUS.

30. FRONT END OF ONE, REAR END OF

31. THE OTHER WELDED TOGETHER.

32. IT'S THE MUTT.

33. WHEN YOU SHUT THE DOOR,

34. SOMETIMES IT LIKES TO SLAM BACK

35. IN YOUR FACE.

36. IT'S NOT GONNA CLOSE FOR YOU.

37. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS

38. STUFF IS.

39. I THINK I RAN OVER IT OR

40. SOMETHING.

41. THIS CAR DOESN'T LOOK ATTRACTIVE

42. AT ALL.

43. IT'S UGLY.

44. ME AND MY MOM AND MY TWO

45. YOUNGEST SISTERS JUST MOVED DOWN

46. HERE TO L.A. FROM FARGO,

47. NORTH DAKOTA.

48. YEAH, I PRETTY MUCH PUT MY LIFE

49. ON HOLD, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I'M

50. BABYSITTING A LOT.

51. I'M VERY CLOSE TO MY FAMILY.

52. I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH.

53. I MEAN, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR THEM

54. JUST TO MAKE IT BETTER.

55. KERRY'S BEEN THE MAN OF THE

56. FAMILY FOR QUITE A FEW YEARS.

57. HE'S BEEN THERE FOR ME AND THE

58. FAMILY HELPING OUT ALL HE COULD.

59. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE

60. DID WITHOUT HIM.

61. HE'S HAD SOME REALLY TOUGH

62. TIMES.

63. I THINK PEOPLE PROBABLY VIEW

64. US PROBABLY DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE

65. OF MY CAR.

66. YOU KNOW, BUT WHATEVER GETS US

67. FROM POINT "A" TO POINT "B,"

68. I'M NOT REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT

69. WHAT THEY REALLY THINK, SO,

70. YOU KNOW, JUST GETTING THROUGH

71. LIFE IS HARD ENOUGH.

72. PLEASE, MTV, PIMP MY RIDE!

73. ALL RIGHT, KERRY'S

74. FORD ESCORT IS THE BIGGEST

75. BUCKET THAT I'VE SEEN YET.

76. HOMEBOY NEEDS A LOT OF HELP, AND

77. THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.

78. KERRY HAS NO CLUE I'M ABOUT TO

79. PIMP HIS RIDE.

80. LET'S GO.

81. WE REALLY PULLED OUT ALL THE

82. STOPS ON THIS ONE, MAN.

83. OKAY, NOW, THIS IS A FIRST ON

84. PIMP MY RIDE.

85. NOW, I'VE SEEN DUCT TAPE.

86. I'VE SEEN CAULKING.

87. I'VE SEEN WOOD SCREWS,

88. ALL TYPES OF,

89. BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE

90. SEEN ROOF TAR TO HOLD ON A

91. WINDSHIELD.

92. THAT'S GANGSTA.

93. LET'S FIND THE PLACES WHERE THE

94. CAR IS WELDED TOGETHER, OKAY?

95. HERE'S THIS ONE, HERE.

96. THEN WE HAVE ANOTHER WELD HERE.

97. THERE'S MORE.

98. THERE'S ANOTHER WELD HERE.

99. AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE HERE.

100. SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, MAN.

101. MY MAN NEEDS A LOT OF HELP.

102. I'M ABOUT TO GO HOOK HIM UP.

103. LET'S GO.

104. YO, KERRY!

105. HOLY, DUDE, XZIBIT!

106. OH, MY GOD, DUDE, YES!

107. XZIBIT!

108. WHAT'S UP, MAN?

109. DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE

110. XZIBIT!

111. I GET THAT ALL THE

112. TIME!

113. DUDE!

114. WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

115. YO, I CAME TO PIMP YOUR RIDE,

116. HOMEY.

117. THANK YOU.

118. THIS IS AMAZING.

119. THIS IS AMAZING.

120. WHAT'S AMAZING IS HOW YOU

121. STILL DRIVING THAT PIECE OF

122. YOU GOT OUT THERE.

123. LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.

124. PURCHASED IT FROM A FRIEND,

125. DUDE.

126. A FRIEND?

127. A FRIEND, YEAH.

128. THIS IS FROM A FRIEND?

129. HE DIDN'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH,

130. HOMEY.

131. I'D HATE TO SEE YOUR ENEMIES.

132. "WHAT YEARS"--

133. "WHAT YEARS" IS THIS CAR?

134. ARE THIS CAR—HOW DO I SAY

135. THAT?

136. WHAT YEARS ARE THE CARS?

137. MAN, YOU KNOW, FOR ALL I

138. KNOW, IT'S AN '89, BUT I GUESS,

139. I SUPPOSE, YOU KNOW, THE REAR

140. END COULD BE AN '84 OR AN '85.

141. HEY, WHO HAS THE BABY?

142. WHERE'S THE BABY?

143. THAT'S FOR JESSICA.

144. SHE'S MY SISTER.

145. SHE'S ONLY FIVE, SO, YOU KNOW,

146. SHE GOT TO BE SAFE AND STUFF.

147. OKAY, COOL.

148. YEAH, SHE'S REAL SAFE IN THIS

149. BUCKET.

150. YEAH, THAT CAR SEAT'S GONNA DO A

151. LOT OF GOOD WHEN THE CAR SPLITS

152. IN HALF ON THE FREEWAY.

153. READY, GO.

154. THAT SUCKS!

155. WHAT THE HELL?

156. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE

157. TRICK?

158. OH, HE GOT IT.

159. YEAH, SEE, THERE'S NO TRICK TO

160. IT.

161. SEE, I'M A PROFESSIONAL BUCKET

162. DRIVER.

163. I'VE BEEN DRIVING BUCKETS ALL

164. SEASON, MAN.

165. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

166. I GOT THIS.

167. ALL RIGHT, MAN, SO LET ME GET

168. THE KEYS FROM YOU, MAN.

169. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

170. "TOYOTA!"

171. WE HAVE TWO FORD ESCORTS WELDED

172. TOGETHER WITH A TOYOTA KEYCHAIN.

173. COORDINATE, BROTHER, COORDINATE!

174. ALL RIGHT, MAN, I'M GONNA TAKE

175. THIS CAR.

176. NEXT TIME YOU SEE IT, YOU AIN'T

177. GONNA RECOGNIZE IT.

178. YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES,

179. MAN, TRUST ME.

180. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

181. NO.

182. MUCH LOVE, DUDE.

183. I LOVE YOU, BROTHER, BUT THAT

184. WAS A LITTLE TOO

185. STRAIGHTFORWARD.

186. OFF TO THE WEST COAST.

187. SEE YA, XZIBIT!

188. OH, BY JIMINY!

189. UGH!

190. WE GOT PROBLEMS.

191. I CAN'T OPEN IT FROM IN HERE.

192. CAN YOU PULL IT OPEN?

193. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

194. ANYMORE.

195. COME ON, DAWG.

196. WE GOT YOUR BACK.

197. WE GOT YOUR BACK.

198. "X", WHAT KIND OF CAR IS

199. THIS, MAN?

200. IT LOOKS LIKE TWO DIFFERENT

201. ONES.

202. IT IS.

203. IT'S TWO DIFFERENT CARS, MAYBE

204. THREE, WELDED TOGETHER, MAN.

205. IT'S SOME WEIRD TYPE OF

206. EXPERIMENT.

207. IT'S CRAZY.

208. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

209. SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK.

210. THEY USED LIQUID NAIL TO PUT

211. THE CAR TOGETHER.

212. IT'S WELDED HERE, AND THEN IT'S

213. WELDED LIKE HALFWAY IN THE

214. MIDDLE.

215. AND THEN THEY GLUED THE REST OF

216. IT TOGETHER.

217. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT'S

218. HELD TOGETHER, OR WHY IT'S STILL

219. TOGETHER.

220. MAYBE THE CARPET'S HOLDING IT.

221. OH, MAN!

222. I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA

223. HAPPEN, MAN.

224. HEY, SHADY,

225. I THINK WE GOT A PROBLEM.

226. WHAT IS IT, MIKE?

227. THIS WELD JOB IS SO BAD, THIS

228. CAR COULD FOLD UP LIKE AN

229. ACCORDION.

230. SO HE'S SAYING IT'S READY TO

231. FALL APART.

232. IT'S A MATTER OF TIME.

233. I'M SURPRISED YOU MADE IT HERE.

234. WORD? WHAT YOU THINK?

235. WE NEED TO GET IT INSIDE AND

236. REALLY LOOK AT IT.

237. WHAT THE?

238. THIS IS REAL GLUE, AND IT'S

239. HOLDING THE CAR TOGETHER!

240. THIS IS WHAT'S HOLDING THIS CAR

241. TOGETHER.

242. BUBBLE YUM!

243. SO, ALEX, WHAT DO WE DO?

244. CAN WE GIVE IT BACK?

245. "X"?

246. NO.

247. SO WHAT DO WE DO?

248. THIS CAR DEFINITELY ISN'T SAFE

249. ENOUGH TO BE ON THE ROAD.

250. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH

251. IT, MAN.

252. WE DON'T WANT TO PUT SOMETHING

253. ON THE ROAD THAT'S SO UNSAFE,

254. THOUGH, EITHER, YOU KNOW?

255. NO, MAN, WE GOT TO DO

256. SOMETHING 'CAUSE KERRY IS A GOOD

257. KID.

258. HE'S THE MAN OF THE HOUSEHOLD.

259. THIS IS THE ONLY VEHICLE THAT HE

260. HAS FOR THE WHOLE HOUSEHOLD, AND

261. WE CAN'T HAVE HIM OUT HERE

262. RIDING LIKE THIS, MAN.

263. SO I THINK I GOT AN IDEA, MAN.

264. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

265. LET ME MAKE A PHONE CALL REAL

266. QUICK AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING.

267. HOLD UP.

268. male announcer: COMING UP...

269. ARIGATO, AW, YEAH!

270. "X" AND THE GUYS

271. FROM WEST COAST CUSTOMS

272. ATTACK THE UNPIMPABLE

273. IN A WHOLE NEW WAY.

274. WHOA, DUDE!

275. WHEN

276. PIMP MY RIDE RETURNS.

277. SO, ALEX, WHAT DO WE DO?

278. THIS OBVIOUSLY ISN'T SAFE ENOUGH

279. TO BE ON THE ROAD.

280. CAN WE GIVE IT BACK?

281. WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING,

282. SO I THINK I GOT AN IDEA, MAN.

283. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

284. LET ME MAKE A PHONE CALL REAL

285. QUICK AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING.

286. HOLD UP.

287. I NEED TO COME GET IT TODAY.

288. YEAH, TODAY.

289. ARIGATO, AW, YEAH!

290. ALL RIGHT, DOG.

291. ALL RIGHT, I'M ON MY WAY.

292. ALL RIGHT.

293. YEP.

294. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT.

295. THE GOOD FOLKS AT SCION.

296. BETTER BELIEVE IT!

297. A BRAND-NEW CAR?

298. WE GOT A NEW CAR.

299. SMELL IT.

300. BRAND-NEW SCION.

301. IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE

302. HAD A NEW CAR FOR YOU, DOG.

303. CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE SCION

304. IS COOKING, MAN?

305. "X", FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN

306. WORK WITH, MAN.

307. THIS IS DEFINITELY A GIFT.

308. JUST LIKE YOU PACKED THEM IN,

309. "X", WE'RE GONNA PACK IN A WHOLE

310. LOT OF GOODIES IN THIS ONE, MAN.

311. YOU HOOKED KERRY UP, BABY.

312. I ALREADY KNOW, MAN,

313. WEST COAST.

314. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THIS KID,

315. KERRY, IS A REALLY DESERVING

316. KID.

317. HE'S 19 YEARS OLD, AND HE

318. BABYSITS BOTH OF HIS LITTLE

319. SISTERS.

320. AND HE LOVES COMPUTERS.

321. SO LET'S SEE IF WE CAN

322. INCORPORATE THAT INTO THE SCION

323. THAT WE'RE HOOKING UP FOR HIM.

324. PAINT AND BODY DEPARTMENT, WHAT

325. DO YOU GOT FOR ME?

326. ALL RIGHT, "Q," SINCE THIS IS

327. A NEW CAR, IT DOESN'T REALLY

328. MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE TO PAINT IT.

329. WE'RE GONNA WRAP IT.

330. I WANT TO PUT SOME FLAMES ON IT

331. THAT GO FROM ORANGE TO RED,

332. FROM, LIKE, THERE TO, LIKE, ALL

333. THE WAY IN THE BACK.

334. ISH, YOU GOT A BRAND-NEW

335. INTERIOR WITH THE SCION.

336. WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH IT?

337. I'M GONNA MAKE THE INSIDE

338. OF THIS CAR, MAN, JUST LIKE A

339. BENTLEY.

340. I'LL THROW SOME ORANGE LEATHER

341. ON THE CENTER OF THE SEATS,

342. BLACK LEATHER ON THE OUTSIDE.

343. WHEELS AND TIRES, ALEX, WHAT

344. DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE NEW

345. SCION?

346. I WANT TO GO CUSTOM,

347. THREE-PIECE CHROME GFG WHEEL.

348. IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THE MOST

349. EXPENSIVE SETS WE USED, BUT IT'S

350. GONNA BE WORTH IT.

351. ALSO, I WANT TO LOWER IT, BUT

352. I'M GONNA GO WITH A CUSTOM

353. EIBACH COIL THAT'S CHROME.

354. ACCESSORIES DEPARTMENT, BIG

355. DANE, HOLLA AT YOUR BOY.

356. WE'RE GONNA SHOW HIM SOME

357. CALIFORNIA LOVE.

358. WE'RE GONNA PUT A BIG, HUGE,

359. GIANT SUNROOF IN THE TOP OF THIS

360. SCION, MAN.

361. IT'S GONNA PULL FROM HERE ALL

362. THE WAY BACK TO HERE.

363. TO WHERE?

364. TO HERE.

365. GOING ALONG WITH THAT SUNROOF,

366. WE'RE GONNA PUT A BIG, HUGE WING

367. ON THE BACK OF THIS CAR, MAN —

368. BIG CHICKEN WING, YOU KNOW WHAT

369. I'M SAYING?

370. ELECTRONICS, MAD MIKE, YOU

371. GOT A LOT OF ROOM IN THE SCION.

372. WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH IT?

373. THE KID LOVES COMPUTERS, SO WHAT

374. WE'RE GONNA DO IS

375. PUT THE BRAND-NEW

376. DRIVESOFT SYSTEM IN THERE.

377. IT'S AN INTERACTIVE COMPUTER.

378. IT DOES EVERYTHING.

379. BACK HERE, PLEXIGLAS FLOOR,

380. 10-INCH WOOFERS IN THERE, AND

381. WE'RE GONNA FLOAT THE AMPLIFIER

382. RIGHT HERE.

383. PUT NEON RIGHT BEHIND IT.

384. STREET GLOW?

385. STREET GLOW.

386. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THIS IS WHAT

387. WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

388. WE GOT A BRAND-NEW CAR TO SINK

389. OUR TEETH INTO, SO LET'S GO.

390. KERRY, CHECK OUT THIS BRAND-NEW

391. SCION.

392. NOW YOU GET TO SEE WHAT

393. WEST COAST CAN REALLY DO.

394. WE'RE PUTTING AN ELECTRIC

395. RAGTOP SUNROOF ON THE SCION.

396. A REGULAR SUNROOF OPENS AND

397. CLOSES LIKE THIS.

398. BUT THIS RAGTOP OPENS AND CLOSES

399. LIKE THIS.

400. THERE'S A MOTOR, BABY, YOU KNOW.

401. WE NEED TO PUT THE MOTOR IN AND

402. SEAL THE RAGTOP SO WATER WON'T

403. LEAK IN.

404. CHECK IT OUT, MAN.

405. HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

406. THAT'S CALIFORNIA LOVE ALL

407. THE WAY RIGHT THERE.

408. ALL RIGHT, SINCE THE SCION'S

409. BRAND-NEW, IT ALREADY HAS A REAL

410. NICE PAINT JOB.

411. NO REASON TO PAINT IT AGAIN.

412. BUT TO MAKE IT STAND OUT FROM

413. THE CROWD, WE'RE GONNA PUT A

414. WRAP ON IT.

415. THESE GRAPHICS—REAL TIGHT.

416. AUTO WRAP IS KIND OF LIKE A

417. HIGH-GRADE STICKER THAT'S

418. SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR YOUR

419. CAR.

420. WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING A STICKER ON

421. A CAR THAT'S UP TO LIKE SIX-FEET

422. LONG, YOU'RE BOUND TO GET AN AIR

423. BUBBLE OR TWO.

424. THAT'S WHERE THE SQUEEGEE WORK

425. COMES IN.

426. YOU ACTUALLY PULL ALL THE AIR

427. RIGHT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE

428. STICKER, SO YOU GET A NICE,

429. SMOOTH SURFACE.

430. ALL RIGHT, SO, KERRY, WE'RE

431. DONE WITH THE SCION.

432. THE FLAMES, THE GRAPHICS ARE ON.

433. THIS THING'S OUT OF CONTROL.

434. THESE FLAMES ARE SUPER, SUPER

435. HOT.

436. YEAH, THEY ARE. OW!

437. I SAID THEY'RE HOT!

438. COMING UP NEXT,

439. THE SCION GETS MORE MONITORS

440. THAN A SCHOOL HALLWAY.

441. AND LATER,

442. WHEN "X" SAYS BRAND-NEW RIDE,

443. HE MEANS BRAND-NEW RIDE.

444. WHOA, DUDE!

445. WHEN

446. PIMP MY RIDE RETURNS.

447. KERRY, WE'RE GONNA PUT THE

448. NEWEST TECHNOLOGY IN YOUR CAR.

449. WE'RE INSTALLING A NEW

450. SUPERCOMPUTER CALLED DRIVESOFT.

451. MAN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE

452. WHAT THIS COMPUTER CAN DO.

453. IT'S A FULLY OPERATIONAL

454. COMPUTER WITH A DVD PLAYER, AN

455. AUDIO-ON-DEMAND MP3 PLAYER, A

456. GPS, VIDEO ON-DEMAND, EMAIL,

457. THE INTERNET, AND MORE.

458. KERRY, YOU ARE ONE LUCKY DUDE TO

459. HAVE THIS COMPUTER SYSTEM IN

460. YOUR CAR.

461. WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING A

462. LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.

463. INSTEAD OF PUTTING THE AMPLIFIER

464. UNDERNEATH THE SEATS OR MOUNTED

465. IN THE SIDE PANELS, WE'RE GONNA

466. FLOAT IT.

467. "FLOAT IT, YOU SAY?"

468. YEAH, WE'RE GONNA MOUNT IT ON

469. TWO PIECES OF PIPE AND ON A

470. PIECE OF PLEXIGLAS.

471. SO WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT FROM THE

472. BACK, IT APPEARS THAT IT'S

473. FLOATING IN MIDAIR.

474. THAT'S COOL.

475. ISHMAEL'S INSTALLING THE

476. HEADREST MONITORS IN KERRY'S

477. SCION.

478. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT PROBABLY

479. 70% OF OUR CUSTOMERS HAVE TO

480. HAVE.

481. SINCE THE 7-INCH MONITORS AREN'T

482. GONNA FIT IN KERRY'S HEADREST,

483. ISHMAEL'S GONNA HAVE TO TOTALLY

484. REBUILD THEM.

485. FIRST, HE'S GONNA TEAR APART THE

486. WHOLE HEADREST AND RESHAPE IT

487. WITH HIS OWN FOAM, BUILD A

488. BRACKET SO THAT THE MONITOR FITS

489. INSIDE OF IT, THEN HE'LL REWRAP

490. IT AND, BAM, IT'S DONE.

491. NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL

492. MULTIMEDIA.

493. KERRY'S OLD ESCORT WAS BARELY

494. WORTH A PENNY.

495. XZIBIT HOOKED HIM UP WITH A NEW

496. SCION xB, AND AFTER

497. WEST COAST CUSTOMS SHOWED HIM

498. SOME CALIFORNIA LOVE, KERRY'S

499. SCION IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE

500. HOTTEST xBs ON THE STREETS.

501. ALL RIGHT, WHEN KERRY FIRST

502. BROUGHT HIS CAR HERE, WE

503. REALIZED IT WAS TWO CARS GLUED

504. AND WELDED TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE.

505. KERRY, SOMETIMES ONE PLUS ONE

506. EQUALS ZERO.

507. BUT MYSELF AND THE GUYS AT

508. WEST COAST CUSTOMS CAME UP WITH

509. A SOLUTION TO THIS EQUATION.

510. THAT'S RIGHT, WE GOT HIM

511. A BRAND-NEW CAR.

512. IT'S A PIMP MY RIDE FIRST.

513. LET'S GO.

514. ALL RIGHT, KERRY, CHECK THIS

515. OUT.

516. WHEN YOU BROUGHT US YOUR "CARS,"

517. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,

518. YOU REMEMBER IT WAS LIKE A

519. FRANKENSTEINMOBILE.

520. IT WAS TOTALLY OFF THE RICHTER,

521. RIGHT?

522. SO I WANT YOU TO CHECK OUT AND

523. PUT YOUR EYES RIGHT HERE, SMACK

524. DAB ON YOUR BRAND-NEW CAR!

525. WHOA, DUDE!

526. OH, MY GOD!

527. HOLY—THIS AIN'T NOTHING LIKE

528. IT, DUDE!

529. THIS IS IT?

530. OH, MY GOD, WOW!

531. YOUR CAR WAS NOT PIMPABLE.

532. YOUR CAR WAS A TOTAL PIECE OF

533. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

534. AND SO, WE GOT YOU A BRAND-NEW

535. CAR, HOMEBOY.

536. OH, MY GOD!

537. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

538. DUDE, THIS IS BRAND-NEW.

539. EVERYTHING'S NEW.

540. I GOT-.

541. HOLY, DUDE.

542. WOW, THIS IS INSANE.

543. IF IT WAS MINE, I'D DO A

544. DANCE.

545. YOU SHOULD DO A DANCE, MAN!

546. YOU SHOULD DO A DANCE, DOG!

547. ALL RIGHT, YEAH!

548. WHOO!

549. THERE YOU GO.

550. YEAH, IT'S MY CAR!

551. IT'S MY CAR!

552. IT'S MY CAR!

553. HIGH FIVE, DOG!

554. HIGH FIVE!

555. HIGH FIVE!

556. YEAH!

557. ALL RIGHT, KERRY, NOW, YOU'VE

558. ALREADY BEEN INTRODUCED TO

559. MR. "X" TO THE "Z".

560. NOW I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOU TO

561. MR. "X" TO THE "B".

562. THE SCION xB, '04 MODEL,

563. BRAND-NEW OFF THE SHOWROOM

564. FLOOR.

565. AS YOU CAN SEE, YOUR SCION IS

566. LIKE NO OTHER.

567. WE HIT YOU WITH THE CUSTOM

568. GRAPHICS ALL ALONG THE SIDE.

569. THEM FLAMES ARE NICE, DUDE.

570. THE COLORS FIT PERFECT, MAN.

571. OHH, YEAH, SMOKING.

572. KERRY'S ON FIRE!

573. ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS

574. ABOUT THIS CAR IS THE

575. THREE-PIECE GFG WHEELS.

576. THIS RIM, IT'S ACTUALLY THREE

577. PIECES.

578. AND WHAT THEY DO IS PUT IT ALL

579. TOGETHER, AND THESE RIVETS

580. ACTUALLY HOLD THE RIM TOGETHER.

581. MOST RIMS, THESE ARE FAKE.

582. ON YOURS, THESE ARE REAL.

583. ALL RIGHT, KERRY, WE HOOKED YOU

584. UP WITH THIS ELECTRIC RAG

585. SUNROOF FROM WEBASTO.

586. IT'S THE RAGTOP TO END ALL

587. RAGTOPS.

588. OKAY, KERRY, I KNOW YOU'VE

589. ALREADY NOTICED IT.

590. WE PUT THE BIGGEST WING THAT WE

591. COULD FIND ON THE BACK OF THE

592. SCION.

593. YES, MAN, THAT'S HUGE, DUDE!

594. THAT IS A BIG WING, MAN.

595. THAT'S NICE.

596. YOU GOT TO DO IT BIG, MAN.

597. YOU GOT TO WING IT.

598. SO LET ME SHOW YOU THE NEW

599. SYSTEM.

600. THERE YOU GO, DADDY.

601. WHOA!

602. MAN!

603. THE HOMIES FROM DIRECTED

604. HOOKED YOU UP, MAN!

605. THIS IS A NEW PRECISION POWER

606. FIVE-CHANNEL AMP.

607. AND GUESS WHAT?

608. IT'S FLOATING IN MIDAIR.

609. OH, SWEET!

610. ANOTHER THING I WANT TO SHOW

611. YOU, WE INSTALLED 47-INCH

612. MONITORS IN YOUR HEADRESTS.

613. OH, MY GOD, DUDE!

614. WE GOT TWO SO THE PEOPLE IN

615. THE BACK SEAT CAN SEE.

616. AND THEN WE GOT TWO SO THE

617. PEOPLE DRIVING BEHIND YOU CAN

618. SEE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT TOO.

619. IT'S CALLED PIMP MY RIDE!

620. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

621. THIS IS DRIVESOFT.

622. THIS IS AN IN-CAR COMPUTER.

623. IT DOES EVERYTHING.

624. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

625. IT DOES YOUR RADIO.

626. IT DOES MP3s, CD PLAYER,

627. NAVIGATION, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE.

628. OH, MY GOD!

629. ONE OF THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO

630. HIGHLIGHT IS THIS MP3 PLAYER.

631. IT CAN HOLD UP TO 60,000 MP3s.

632. THAT MEANS THAT YOU COULD START

633. PLAYING YOUR PLAYER RIGHT NOW,

634. AND, IN A HALF A YEAR, YOU WON'T

635. HAVE HEARD THE SAME SONG TWICE.

636. OH, MAN!

637. PUSH SOME MORE BUTTONS.

638. NOW YOU GOT EMAIL, INTERNET,

639. AND A MOBILE OFFICE IN YOUR CAR!

640. OH, MY GOD, DUDE!

641. THAT IS SICK!

642. YO, YET ANOTHER

643. PIMP MY RIDE FIRST.

644. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO.

645. ALL RIGHT, MAN, SO THERE YOU

646. HAVE IT.

647. YOUR BRAND-NEW CAR.

648. YOU'RE READY TO HIT THE STREETS.

649. NOW YOU'RE SAFE.

650. YOU'RE ROLLING RIGHT.

651. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH.

652. THERE IT IS, BROTHER MAN.

653. YOU DESERVE THAT, MAN.

654. BUT YOU'RE GONNA NEED TWO MORE

655. THINGS—YOU NEED THESE KEYS TO

656. ROLL OUT, AND YOU'VE OFFICIALLY

657. BEEN PIMPED, DADDY.

658. LET'S GO.

659. I WILL NOT MISS MY ESCORT.

660. I'M SO GLAD THAT WE FINALLY HAVE

661. A SAFE VEHICLE TO GET US AROUND.

662. THIS IS, THEN, THE GREATEST GIFT

663. THAT WE HAVE EVER RECEIVED.

664. IT'S SOMETHING WE'LL CHERISH FOR

665. THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

666. AW, YEAH!

667. CHECK IT OUT!

668. THIS IS NOT THE ESCORT!

669. THAT'S A COMPUTER, DUDE!

670. I'VE NEVER SEEN KERRY THIS

671. EXCITED.

672. HE'S NEVER HAD ANYTHING THIS

673. NICE, EVER.

674. THIS BRAND-NEW CAR IS JUST LIKE

675. WINNING A LOTTERY.

676. THAT'S BLACK SUEDE RIGHT

677. THERE, FEEL THAT.

678. THANK YOU, MTV, FOR PIMPING MY

679. NEW RIDE!

680. OOH, LOOK AT THAT ONE.

681. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

682. I HAVE A SERIOUS DANDRUFF

683. PROBLEM.