Pimp My Ride 1x13

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Ride Owner: Brian. Male. Owner's Ride: 1987 Honda CRX Brian's ride suffers from scratches along its entire body from numerous crashes and his bumpers are being held together by screws that Brian installed himself. His car is literally screwed! The engine is held together by bungee cords and the car usually breaks down. Brian recently received a successful kidney transplant. This explains why Brian's car is full of empty water bottles which he must drink constantly to keep himself hydrated because of his sensitive condition. His "Pocket Rocket" as he calls it needs to be brung back to life. Xzibit is about to pimp his ride. Additions & Improvements: -Paint, cinnamon pearl with internal computer graphics -17-inch rims -Rebuilt engine -New body kit includes hood scoop, front & rear bumpers,side skirts -Wing on the back -23-inch monitor -Subwoofers and amps seen through plexi glass -Neon lights -Racing seats with a pouch on the back of the driver seat to hold a water bag -Playstation 2 with wireless remotes -DVD/CD MP3 Player -Gift from X, the complete line-up of 2004 EA videogames Brian has officially been pimped. Final Look -Norrin Radd

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1. ALL RIGHT, HONDAS TEND TO BE

2. THE BACKBONE OF THE IMPORT TUNER

3. SCENE.

4. THEY SMASH THROUGH THE ROAD LIKE

5. I SMASH THROUGH RHYMES.

6. BUT FOR BRIAN, THERE'S NOTHING

7. FAST OR FURIOUS ABOUT HIS RIDE.

8. SO BRIAN BETTER BUCKLE UP.

9. HE HAS NO IDEA.

10. I'M ABOUT TO PIMP HIS RIDE.

11. DAMN RIGHT.

12. HI, MY NAME IS BRIAN, AND

13. THIS IS MY RIDE.

14. I DRIVE A 1987 HONDA CRX.

15. CRXs ARE KNOWN FOR RACING AND

16. BEING FAST, MAN, BUT THERE'S

17. NOTHING FAST ABOUT THIS CAR AND

18. THERE SURE NOTHING AIN'T FURIOUS

19. ABOUT IT.

20. THE ONLY FURIOUS THING IS ME

21. DRIVING IT.

22. BECAUSE I HAVE A CRX, PEOPLE

23. THINK I GOT SOME HEAT UNDER THE

24. HOOD.

25. I DON'T HAVE NOTHING BUT A PIECE

26. OF JUNK.

27. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PUSH, YOU

28. BETTER NOT RIDE WITH ME.

29. I GOT SANDWICHED RIGHT HERE IN

30. BETWEEN A BIG RIG AND A CAR.

31. AND AS A RESULT, I GOT THIS BIG,

32. LONG SCRATCH DOWN THE SIDE OF

33. THE CAR.

34. THE TRUCK—THERE WASN'T NOTHING

35. WRONG WITH IT, BUT MY CAR TOOK

36. ALL THE DAMAGE.

37. I LOVE COMPUTERS.

38. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT—FROM THE

39. APPLICATIONS TO THE GAMES AND TO

40. THE REPAIRS.

41. I TRIED TO TAKE THE SAME

42. APPROACH ON MY CAR.

43. I DO MORE BREAKING THAN FIXING.

44. MY BUMPER WAS FALLING OFF SO I

45. PUT THESE SCREWS IN AND TRIED TO

46. FIX IT.

47. THIS IS MY HANDIWORK.

48. THEY'RE ALL AROUND THE CAR.

49. DOESN'T LOOK VERY NICE.

50. THIS ENGINE IS A PIECE OF JUNK,

51. AS YOU CAN SEE.

52. I HAVE TO HAVE BUNGEE CORDS TO

53. HOLD THE BATTERY IN.

54. THE WIRES ARE ALL MESSED UP.

55. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS

56. PIECE IS RIGHT HERE.

57. EVERYWHERE I GO, THIS CAR BREAKS

58. DOWN ON ME.

59. MY RADIO'S MISSING.

60. I HAVE NO TUNES IN THIS CAR.

61. THE CARPET IS MISSING.

62. I GOT WIRES HANGING DOWN.

63. EVEN MY SHIFTER KNOB IS GONE.

64. MY FRIENDS, THEY THINK MY CAR IS

65. A PIECE OF JUNK.

66. THEY NEVER WANT TO RIDE WITH ME.

67. LAST TIME I RODE WITH BRIAN,

68. HIS CAR BROKE DOWN.

69. BRIAN, YOUR CAR IS GARBAGE, MAN.

70. SORRY.

71. BRIAN RECENTLY HAD A KIDNEY

72. TRANSPLANT, AND EVEN THROUGH ALL

73. THIS THAT HE'S BEEN GOING

74. THROUGH, HE'S BEEN IN GOOD

75. SPIRITS AND IN GOOD HEALTH.

76. HE'S A TRUE SURVIVOR.

77. THERE'S NO ONE WHO DESERVES IT

78. MORE THAN BRIAN.

79. I'M BLESSED AND I'M THANKFUL,

80. AND I WISH MY CAR COULD START

81. OVER WITH ME.

82. PLEASE, MTV!

83. PLEASE PIMP MY RIDE!

84. THE HONDA CRX IS NICKNAMED

85. THE "POCKET ROCKET."

86. BUT THIS ROCKET LOST ITS JUICE A

87. LONG TIME AGO.

88. BUT BRIAN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT

89. THAT.

90. IT'S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE.

91. THE "X" MAN IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH

92. YOUR WHIP INTO ORBIT.

93. I'M ABOUT TO PIMP YOUR RIDE.

94. LET'S GO.

95. IT LOOKS LIKE THE CAR'S GOING

96. LIKE THIS...

97. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HERE.

98. HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING LIKE

99. THAT ON YOUR CAR?

100. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

101. AAH!

102. AAH!

103. LOOK AT WHAT HE TRIED TO DO

104. HERE.

105. WE GOT IT HERE...

106. AND WE GOT IT HERE.

107. I GOT TO SAY IT—

108. THIS CAR IS SCREWED.

109. YO, BRIAN.

110. OH, SNAP!

111. OH, MAN!

112. WHAT'S UP, HOMEY?

113. OH!

114. WHAT'S UP, BRIAN?

115. WHAT'S UP, HOMEBOY?

116. OH, MAN!

117. YEAH! YEAH!

118. YEAH!

119. YO, I CAME TODAY TO PIMP

120. YOUR RIDE, MAN.

121. YOU READY?

122. YOU READY?

123. YEAH!

124. LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.

125. COME ON.

126. THIS IS YOUR CRX, YOU KNOW WHAT

127. I'M SAYIN'?

128. YOU GOT TO SHOW ME WHAT'S WRONG

129. WITH IT.

130. ALL RIGHT, MAN.

131. THIS PLASTER, IT AIN'T WORKING.

132. YOU USE THAT ON HOUSES.

133. YEAH, THIS IS PLASTER.

134. LOOK HOW THAT'S COMING OFF.

135. THIS IS ONE OF MY PROJECTS.

136. I WAS TRYING TO FIX IT, BUT IT

137. DIDN'T COME OUT TOO GOOD.

138. SO YOU GOT TO EXPLAIN THE

139. KARATE CHOP.

140. I GOT...

141. ATTACKED BY SOME NINJAS.

142. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJAS

143. AND

144. ALL RIGHT.

145. SO WE GOT TO HOLD IT UP?

146. I SEE A LOT OF WATER BOTTLES AND

147. COKE BOTTLES AND...

148. WAIT A MINUTE.

149. DAMN!

150. SO WHY YOU GOT ALL THESE

151. BOTTLES, MAN, FOR REAL?

152. MAN, YOU KNOW, I HAD A KIDNEY

153. TRANSPLANT, AND I GOT TO KEEP

154. HYDRATED.

155. GOT TO KEEP THE WATER IN MY

156. BODY.

157. THAT'S DEFINITELY A GOOD

158. REASON TO HAVE THEM, MAN.

159. KEEP THAT KIDNEY GETTING READY

160. TO, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,

161. START FLOWING IN THE WITH THE

162. REST OF THE JOINTS.

163. YEAH.

164. WORD. OKAY. IT MAKES SENSE.

165. THERE YOU GO, MAN.

166. ALL RIGHT,

167. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE THIS

168. CAR, YOU AIN'T GONNA RECOGNIZE

169. IT.

170. ALL RIGHT.

171. ALL RIGHT? THERE IT IS.

172. LET'S GO.

173. ALL RIGHT.

174. OFF TO THE WEST COAST.

175. male narrator: COMING UP...

176. WANNA RACE?

177. "X" TRIES TO TAKE

178. THE CRX TO THE WEST COAST.

179. UH-OH.

180. HEY!

181. BROKE DOWN ON ME, MAN.

182. CAN THE GUYS MAKE

183. A PUSH TO GIVE THIS ROCKET

184. A POWER BOOST?

185. WHEN PIMP MY RIDE RETURNS.

186. ALL RIGHT.

187. OFF TO THE WEST COAST.

188. "X" GONNA HOOK MY CAR UP.

189. WHATEVER HE DECIDE TO DO, IT'S

190. ALL RIGHT WITH ME.

191. WANNA RACE?

192. UH-OH.

193. IT.

194. HEY!

195. WHAT YOU DOING, MAN?

196. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS

197. PICTURE?

198. HEY, BROKE DOWN ON ME,

199. MAN.

200. LET'S GO GET THE BEFORE

201. THE POLICE COME.

202. COME ON.

203. HERE WE GO.

204. AT LEAST WE MADE IT.

205. THERE IT IS.

206. RAN OUT OF GAS OR SOMETHING?

207. NO, NO, IT'S RAN OUT OF

208. ENGINE.

209. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

210. THE WHOLE THING IS SHOT.

211. WE GOT TO START FROM THE GROUND

212. UP.

213. WHAT YOU THINK?

214. THE BODY WORK ON IT'S CRAZY.

215. YOU GOT TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK

216. TO THE BASICS WITH THIS ONE,

217. MAN, 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T PIMP A

218. RIDE WITHOUT AN ENGINE.

219. WE GOT TO MAKE IT RUN, AND

220. THEN WE GOT TO MAKE IT LOOK

221. NICE.

222. YEAH.

223. OKAY.

224. ONE, TWO.

225. WEST COAST!

226. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE GOT A

227. 1987 HONDA CRX.

228. BELONGS TO A KID NAMED BRIAN.

229. HE LIKES TECHNOLOGY, VIDEO

230. GAMES, STUFF LIKE THAT.

231. "X" DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH

232. THE DAMN GATE WITH THIS CAR.

233. ENGINE'S PRETTY MUCH DONE.

234. I NEED SOME HELP WITH THAT,

235. THOUGH.

236. WHO GOT MY BACK?

237. "Q," I GOT YOU ON THIS ONE.

238. I'M GONNA TAKE OUT THE OLD

239. ENGINE, AND I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A

240. BRAND-NEW REBUILT ENGINE.

241. I'M GONNA TRASH THIS ONE, PUT A

242. FRESH REBUILT IN HERE WITH A

243. DRESS-UP KIT, BRAND-NEW INTAKE.

244. IT'S GONNA GIVE IT THE

245. PERFORMANCE IT NEEDS, AND IT'S

246. GONNA LOOK GOOD.

247. PAINT AND BODY. GO.

248. FOR PAINT, "Q," I'M THINKING

249. CINNAMON PEARL, WHICH IS LIKE A

250. COPPER COLOR.

251. BE REALLY NICE.

252. AND TO REALLY SET OFF THE BODY

253. KIT, WE'RE GONNA GO WITH A BIG

254. OL' WING.

255. I MEAN, LIKE, BIG.

256. THAT'LL LOOK GOOD, AREN.

257. I LIKE THAT.

258. ACCESSORIES DEPARTMENT.

259. HOLLA AT YOUR BOY, DANE.

260. THE TINT IS SHOT.

261. SO WHAT WE GONNA DO, WE'RE GONNA

262. CHANGE THE TINT ON THE CAR.

263. ALSO, "Q," GANG OF NEON BACK

264. HERE, MAN.

265. NOTHING BUT NEON.

266. SO WHEN HE'S ROLLIN', HIS BACK

267. END'S GONNA BE STRAIGHT GLOWIN'.

268. YOU GONNA LIGHT IT UP?

269. THE WHOLE BACK END OF THE

270. CAR, MAN.

271. LIGHT IT UP THEN.

272. SHA-SHING!

273. I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S GONNA BE

274. KILLING THEM, BOY.

275. INTERIOR DEPARTMENT.

276. ISH, GIVE IT TO ME, DOG.

277. ON THIS CAR, "Q" I'M GONNA

278. PUT SOME RACING SEATS ON IT.

279. AND I HEARD THAT THIS GUY HAS TO

280. DRINK A LOT OF WATER, SO I WAS

281. THINKING I'M GONNA BUILD A WATER

282. BAG INTO THE SEAT.

283. I'M GONNA BUILD A WATER BAG.

284. THE STRAW IS GONNA COME THROUGH

285. HERE.

286. SO WHENEVER BRIAN FEELS LIKE

287. DRINKING SOME WATER, THERE'S

288. WATER ON THE SPOT.

289. JUST LIKE THAT.

290. JUST LIKE THAT.

291. I LIKE THAT.

292. ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENT.

293. MIKE, WHAT YOU FEELIN'?

294. SINCE THIS GUY'S A

295. TECHNO GENIUS LIKE MYSELF, I'M

296. GONNA PUT EVERYTHING IN THE BACK

297. UNDER PLEXIGLASS.

298. ALL THE AMPS, EVERYTHING.

299. I'M GONNA FLIP 'EM UPSIDE DOWN

300. SO YOU CAN SEE THE INNER

301. WORKINGS OF THEM.

302. AND RIGHT BACK HERE—

303. 23-INCH MONITOR.

304. IT'S GONNA LAY DOWN, AND WHEN

305. YOU OPEN THE TOP, IT'S GONNA

306. RISE RIGHT UP.

307. 23-INCH MONITOR IN THE CRX?

308. BIG MONITOR, LITTLE CAR.

309. IT'S GOT TO LOOK GOOD.

310. AND WE'RE GONNA PUT A

311. PlayStation IN THERE.

312. ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.

313. I LIKE THE INPUT ON THIS ONE.

314. WE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH

315. THE HONDA.

316. WE GONNA MAKE IT HAVE THAT EURO

317. RACER LOOK.

318. LET'S GO.

319. BRIAN, SAVE THIS IMAGE TO

320. MEMORY.

321. DOWNLOAD IT TO YOUR HARD DRIVE.

322. YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE HONDA LIKE

323. THIS AGAIN.

324. FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO TO

325. BRIAN'S CAR IS TO PUT A BODY KIT

326. ON IT.

327. WE'RE GONNA PUT A HOOD SCOOP,

328. FRONT BUMPER, SIDE SKIRTS, AND A

329. REAR BUMPER.

330. THE BODY KIT'S ON.

331. WE'RE READY FOR PAINT.

332. WE'RE READY FOR OUR BASE COAT.

333. WE'RE USING A CINNAMON PEARL.

334. IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT FOR THIS

335. TUNER CAR.

336. IT'S LIKE A SHINY PENNY.

337. ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ROLLING A

338. TUNER CAR, THIS WOULD BE THE

339. COLOR.

340. THIS COLOR IS AMAZING.

341. CAR WIRING—PEOPLE THINK

342. IT'S MESSY, AND THEY DON'T WANT

343. TO SEE IT.

344. WELL, SINCE BRIAN IS A TECHNO

345. GEEK, WE'RE GONNA SHOW ALL

346. OF HIS WIRING UNDER PLEXIGLASS.

347. FIRST WE HAD TO BUILD A BOX THAT

348. WOULD FIT THE SUBS...

349. THE CROSSOVERS... AND THE AMPS.

350. TAKE THE AMPLIFIER, FLIP IT

351. UPSIDE DOWN, TAKE THE BACK OFF,

352. SO YOU CAN SHOW ALL THE INNER

353. WORKINGS.

354. THIS IS A MONSTER AMPLIFIER.

355. I'M GONNA PUT PLEXIGLASS OVER

356. THE TOP SO EVERYTHING CAN BE

357. VISIBLE.

358. THEN WE MAKE A BEAUTY BOARD TO

359. COVER UP THE EDGES.

360. THIS THING IS GONNA BE BANGING.

361. NOW THAT THE MOTOR DOESN'T

362. WANT TO PLAY AND IT'S TIRED, I

363. GOT TO RIP EVERYTHING OUT.

364. THE BATTERY COMES OUT, ALL THE

365. VACUUM LINE.

366. MOTOR COMES OUT.

367. THEN I GOT TO PUT IT ALL BACK

368. TOGETHER AND PUT IT BACK IN, AND

369. IT'LL BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND

370. WANT TO PLAY.

371. WE GOT TO DISCONNECT THE WIRE

372. HARNESS, TAKE THE WHEELS OFF,

373. TAKE OFF THE MOTOR MOUNTS, AND

374. DROP THE MOTOR FROM THERE.

375. NOW THAT THE MOTOR'S OUT, I'VE

376. NOTICED ALL KINDS OF THINGS

377. WRONG WITH IT.

378. IT WAS LEAKING OIL LIKE THERE'S

379. NO TOMORROW.

380. VACUUM LINES ARE DISCONNECTED.

381. FUEL LINES WERE CLOGGED.

382. I MEAN, THIS THING IS BAD.

383. BRIAN, WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOUR

384. ENGINE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE

385. ANY MORE OF THIS.

386. COMING UP,

387. THE GUYS MAKE THE CRX REALLY

388. LIGHT UP.

389. SHA-SHING!

390. AND LATER...

391. WHOO!

392. BRIAN'S AT A LOSS

393. FOR WORDS,

394. WHEN PIMP MY RIDE RETURNS.

395. I'M DR. ALEX.

396. THIS IS MY ASSISTANT,

397. NURSE DANNY.

398. WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO DO IS

399. REASSEMBLE BRIAN'S MOTOR AND PUT

400. IT BACK INTO HIS CRX.

401. ONCE WE'RE DONE, IT'LL BE LIKE A

402. BRAND-NEW CAR.

403. IT'LL HAVE A NEW HEART.

404. GLOVES.

405. WRENCH.

406. GUM.

407. TO PUT THE ENGINE IN, WE HAD TO

408. CHANGE THE AIR INTAKE, THE

409. CLUTCH.

410. WE CHANGED THE AIR FILTER.

411. WE CHANGED THE SPARK-PLUG WIRES.

412. CHANGED THE OIL.

413. THEN WE BOLTED IT BACK IN,

414. RECONNECTED ALL THE WIRE

415. HARNESS.

416. HOOKED UP THE THROTTLE CABLE.

417. HOOKED UP THE BATTERY.

418. AND THEN WE TESTED IT OUT, AND

419. IT FIRED RIGHT UP.

420. BRIAN, WE JUST FINISHED PUTTING

421. IN YOUR ENGINE.

422. BUT BELIEVE ME, IT'S JUST AS

423. MUCH FOR US AS IT IS FOR YOU.

424. 'CAUSE WE HAD TO PUSH IT IN, AND

425. WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO PUSH IT

426. OUT.

427. THIS BOX IS FOR THE 23-INCH

428. MONITOR FOR THE BACK OF THE CRX.

429. IT'S GONNA ATTACH TO THE REAR

430. HATCH SO WHEN IT OPENS UP LIKE

431. THIS, THIS IS GONNA SWIVEL UP—

432. AND DOWN LIKE THIS WHEN IT'S

433. CLOSED.

434. THE MONITOR BOX IS BEING

435. ATTACHED BY USING A RED 8-GAUGE

436. WIRE.

437. THEN THE MONITOR WILL BE

438. INSTALLED.

439. THIS IS ONE OF THE SEATS THAT

440. I'M GONNA USE FOR BRIAN'S CRX.

441. BUT THE COLOR WON'T MATCH, SO I

442. HAVE TO RE-COVER IT.

443. I'M GONNA USE BLACK CARBON FIBER

444. WITH SOME SILVER VINYL.

445. I HAVE TO FIRST CUT MY PATTERNS,

446. THEN SEW IT TOGETHER.

447. EASY.

448. SINCE BRIAN NEEDS WATER ALL THE

449. TIME, WE'RE GONNA PUT THIS WATER

450. BAG ON THE BACK OF HIS SEAT.

451. SO I MAKE THIS POUCH TO HOLD THE

452. WATER BAG SO BRIAN CAN HAVE

453. WATER REAL EASY.

454. BRIAN, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SHOW

455. YOU YOUR BRAND-NEW SEATS.

456. WE'RE JUST ABOUT FINISHED

457. WITH THE CRX.

458. NOW WE'RE PUTTING ON THE WING

459. AND THE GRAPHICS.

460. OKAY, BRIAN, AFTER A MAJOR

461. SURGERY AND A LOT OF TUNING,

462. THIS IMPORT TUNER IS READY TO

463. HIT THE PAVEMENT.

464. WHEN I FIRST GOT BRIAN'S CRX,

465. IT WAS IN SUCH BAD SHAPE THAT IT

466. DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT DOWN TO THE

467. SHOP.

468. BUT THE GUYS HERE AT WEST COAST

469. CUSTOMS NURSED IT BACK TO

470. HEALTH, AND NOW IT'S SICK—

471. IN A GOOD WAY.

472. BRIAN, GET READY TO HIT THE

473. STREETS ALL OVER AGAIN.

474. 'BOUT TO BE CRAZY.

475. ALL RIGHT, BRIAN, CHECK THIS

476. OUT.

477. WHEN YOU FIRST BROUGHT ME THE

478. CRX, IT WAS IN HORRIBLE

479. CONDITION.

480. YOU HAD WOOD SCREWS HOLDING ON

481. THE BODY KIT.

482. ON THE WAY OVER HERE, THE CAR

483. DIED AND IT NEVER MADE IT TO THE

484. SHOP.

485. BUT WE TOOK CARE OF ALL THAT,

486. AND NOW YOU IN GOOD SHAPE.

487. BRIAN, TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR

488. BRAND-NEW CRX.

489. YEAH!

490. OH, SNAP!

491. OOH-WHEE!

492. OOH-WHEE!

493. OOH-WHEE!

494. OOH-WHEE.

495. OOH-HOO!

496. WHOO!

497. OOH-WHEE!

498. OH!

499. MAN!

500. ALL RIGHT, BRIAN.

501. WHEN "X" BROUGHT IN THE HONDA,

502. MAN, THE PAINT ON HERE WAS DONE.

503. YEAH, IT WAS THAT MAALOX PLUS

504. WHITE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

505. WE HIT YOU OFF WITH THE

506. CINNAMON PEARL.

507. HOW YOU LIKE THAT, MAN?

508. THAT IS HOT.

509. NOW, BRIAN, ONE OF THE MOST

510. DRAMATIC THINGS ABOUT THE HONDA

511. IS NOT ONLY THE PAINT BUT THE

512. GRAPHIC THAT WE LAID OVER IT.

513. IT GOT THE MOTHERBOARD AND ALL

514. THE LITTLE INTERNAL GIDGETS AND

515. GADGETS ON A COMPUTER.

516. WHAT IS THAT, MAN?

517. TRANSISTORS, SOME RESISTORS.

518. SOME BATTERIES.

519. IT'S HOT—REALLY, REALLY HOT.

520. BILL GATES, WE'LL HOOK YOU

521. UP.

522. GIVE US A CALL.

523. NOW, BRIAN, YOU CANNOT HIT

524. THE STREETS UNLESS YOU'RE

525. SITTING ON PHAT WHEELS.

526. SO WE HOOKED YOU UP WITH THESE

527. 17-INCH G-RACING SEKIS.

528. THAT'S NOT CHROME, BUT IT'S

529. POWDER-COATED FINISH.

530. GO WITH THE GRAPHICS AND STUFF.

531. HOW YOU LIKE THAT?

532. THAT'S HOT.

533. "X" DIDN'T QUITE MAKE IT IN

534. HERE WITH THIS CAR, MAN, SO I

535. CAN'T LET IT LEAVE THE WAY IT

536. CAME IN—WITH US PUSHING IT.

537. SO WE HOOKED YOU UP WITH THE

538. REBUILT ENGINE.

539. OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M

540. TALKIN' ABOUT!

541. BRAND-NEW ENGINE.

542. IT'S RELIABLE.

543. WELCOME TO THE INSIDE OF YOUR

544. POCKET ROCKET.

545. ALL THE CARBON FIBER THAT WAS

546. OUTSIDE, WE PUT IT INSIDE.

547. CHECK IT OUT—ON THE STEERING

548. WHEEL, ON THE DOOR PANELS, ON

549. THE SEATS—EVERYWHERE.

550. WE PUT APC NEW RACING SEATS IN

551. HERE AND WE PUT YOU A STEERING

552. WHEEL WITH NITROUS OXIDE ON IT.

553. BUT GUESS WHAT.

554. IT ONLY HONKS THE HORN.

555. YOU DID A AWESOME JOB, MAN,

556. ON THIS INTERIOR.

557. I LOVE IT.

558. IT'S OFF THE HOOK.

559. WHEN WE GOT YOUR CAR, IT

560. DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A RADIO IN IT.

561. SO WHAT WE DID FOR YOU IS PUT

562. THE BRAND-NEW DVD/CD AND MP3

563. PLAYER.

564. IT PLAYS EVERYTHING.

565. HEY, BRIAN, REACH OVER YOUR

566. SHOULDER.

567. WHAT'S THIS?

568. THAT'S YOUR WATER SUPPLY.

569. IN THE BACK OF YOUR SEAT, WE PUT

570. TWO LITERS OF WATER BACK THERE.

571. WHEN YOU'RE THIRSTY, JUST REACH

572. BACK, TAKE YOU A SIP, POP IT

573. BACK.

574. NO MORE WATER BOTTLES

575. CLUTTERING UP THE CAR, MAN.

576. MMM, NOW THAT'S TIGHT.

577. WE GOT SOME MORE TO SHOW YOU.

578. YOU READY FOR THIS?

579. I AM READY.

580. ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT.

581. OH, SNAP!

582. OH, YEAH!

583. YOU LIKE THAT?

584. THAT'S HOT!

585. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

586. YOU GOT A 23-INCH HIGH-SPEED

587. MOBILE MONITOR IN YOUR CAR.

588. THIS IS PIMPED!

589. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A

590. LOT OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT

591. TECHNOLOGY.

592. SO WE TOOK THE AMPS, WE FLIPPED

593. THEM UPSIDE DOWN, AND WE'VE PUT

594. THEM UNDERNEATH PLEXIGLASS SO

595. YOU CAN SEE THE INNER WORKINGS.

596. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO SEE

597. HOW YOUR STUFF WORKS.

598. WE'RE LIKE HERE.

599. EXACTLY.

600. YEAH, TWO PEAS IN A POD.

601. ENOUGH OF THE YADA, YADA, YADA,

602. YADA, YADA.

603. I WANT TO HEAR HOW THIS THING

604. SOUND.

605. BRIAN, WE HEARD THAT YOU WERE

606. INTO COMPUTER GAMES.

607. IS THAT TRUE?

608. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

609. GUESS WHAT.

610. WE PUT A PlayStation IN YOUR

611. CAR.

612. OH, MAN, IN THE CAR?

613. I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE OF THESE

614. AT THE HOUSE.

615. THIS IS OFF THE HOOK RIGHT HERE.

616. YOU GOT TO PLAY AGAINST THE

617. GRAND WIZARD.

618. OH, YEAH.

619. AH, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, DOG.

620. I'M OUT.

621. I WON.

622. GOT ONE MORE SURPRISE FOR YOU.

623. GOOD FOLKS OVER AT ELECTRONIC

624. ARTS GOT YOU SOMETHING TO—

625. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

626. COMPLEMENT YOUR PlayStation.

627. SO THEY GAVE YOU THEIR ENTIRE

628. LINEUP FOR '04.

629. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

630. MEDAL OF HONOR, GOT THAT

631. STREET BALL, GOT THAT FREEDOM

632. FIGHTERS.

633. MADDEN 2004, MAN!

634. YOU STRAIGHT NOW.

635. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

636. YOU HAVE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST

637. PERSON IN THE WORLD.

638. BRIAN, THERE YOU HAVE

639. IT, MAN.

640. BRAND-NEW CRX.

641. YOU'RE READY FOR THE SUMMER NOW.

642. GOT TO HIT THE STREETS HARD,

643. DADDY.

644. I WANT TO THANK YOU, "X," AND

645. THE BOYS AT WEST COAST CUSTOMS

646. FOR HOOKING UP MY RIDE, BUT I

647. GOT TO TAKE THIS BAD BOY FOR A

648. SPIN.

649. WELL, YOU GONNA NEED THESE

650. FIRST,

651. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

652. ONE MORE THING—YOU'VE BEEN

653. OFFICIALLY PIMPED.

654. OOH-WHEE!

655. MAN, MY CAR IS FAST, AND I'M

656. DEFINITELY NOT FURIOUS ANYMORE.

657. THE CAR LOOKS SO AMAZING, AND

658. I'M VERY THANKFUL FOR

659. EVERYTHING.

660. AIN'T THAT SICK?

661. BRIAN IS GONNA LOVE THIS CAR.

662. HE'S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH.

663. THERE'S NO ONE IN THE WORLD WHO

664. DESERVES THIS MORE THAN BRIAN.

665. THANKS, MTV, FOR PIMPING MY

666. RIDE.

667. OOH-WHEE!

668. ON THE NEXT

669. PIMP MY RIDE, "X" MEETS

670. A YOGA TEACHER WHOSE BEAT-UP

671. LAND CRUISER IS GIVING OFF

672. BAD VIBES.

673. YOU GOT AN AXE ON YOUR CAR?

674. YOU BETTER GET OUT

675. THE WAY.

676. CAN WEST COAST

677. CUSTOMS PUT THE KARMA

678. BACK INTO THIS CAR?

679. FIND OUT ON THE NEXT

680. PIMP MY RIDE.

681. THE HONDA CRX IS NICKNAMED

682. THE "POCKET ROCKET."

683. MEN LIKE IT, WOMEN LOVE IT.

684. WELL, GET AGGRESSIVE THEN.

685. THAT'S HOT!

686. GET MORE AGGRESSIVE.

687. THAT'S HOT!

688. GET AT 'EM, MAN!

689. THAT'S HOT!

690. TELL THE PEOPLE!

691. THAT'S HOT!

692. THAT'S HOT!

693. THANKS, MTV, FOR PIMPING MY

694. RIDE.