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I, you know, quote unquote, should do.
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with toxins, the less trees the waters
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along with this very sad acting
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Americans about an impending doom.
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by garbage.
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for local Self-Reliance.
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because then it's got personal benefits.
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and it's got environmental benefits.
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American like he's woodsy the fucking owl.
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for using Native Americans
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get away with making.
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some things that we could just use again.
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from the environmental movement.
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for the environment, that it saves
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going to save humankind from itself.
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always interested in the right thing.
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recycling research bureaucrat, assistant,
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with the familiar black,
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for colored paper only.
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spoiled vegetables.
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of the fucking decade or something.
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for the local community worse off.
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wasting resources when they recycle.
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to recycle might help clarify the issue.
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use in transport, sorting,
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needed to get it back to a useful state.
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a plastic bottle than to make a new one.
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for no reason, and that's fine too.
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than it cost to dump it locally.
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in North Carolina because it's closer.
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going up and down
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to dump its Yankee muck.
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if there's not room for a single
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about 25% of the nation's trash.
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an economic, environmental
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fuck the year of publication. Yep,
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for in the free market.
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and resources, right?
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like in the landfills?
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or $60 a ton, or.
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a tonne to throw regular garbage away.
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New York has had a net loss every year.
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why is it that we have between
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continue to perpetuate bullshit.
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what they believe is good,
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because I've always hated
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aluminum cans in this one instance.
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Make new cans.
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because there is real money in aluminum.
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and they're multiplying almost monthly
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plastic and selling them to industry.
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what indispensable items does industry
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these bottles and they grind it up.
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coordinator for the city of Burbank.
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into shoelaces.
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to give it a nicer feel.
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ripped out of our paychecks.
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less expensive versions of that shit
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when that's no longer true.
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because we use them.
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the paper is grown on tree farms.
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paper is bad for the environment.
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a neighborhood picking up your garbage.
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and makes real polluting smoke.
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and take it to a paper mill,
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a forest where it's dank and bleached,
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chemical sludge.
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back in newspaper
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that belches more smoke into the air.
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and don't buy things on paper.
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and then there will be fewer trees.
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decent jobs with decent wages.
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living through recycling.
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413. You mean like you and Mr. Wood?
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414. Well, whatever you make an hour.
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415. It's too much.
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416. Recycling requires several steps.
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additional economic benefit
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which I would argue recycling does.
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419. You have to hire people to work
on the line and pick the materials off.
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to bale up the collected materials
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or onto a truck.
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that one of the benefits of recycling
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what are fundamentally
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jobs, doesn't make any more sense.
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425. Then, then then
then then to put these people to work.
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426. Trimming my yard with toenail clippers.
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427. Except at least his yard being trimmed
with toenail clippers would be funny.
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428. We went to the recycling center
in Burbank, California
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these charity jobs are paying for our
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431. If only we.
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entertainers and TV hosts.
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433. I don't quite understand why someone would
complain that recycling creates jobs.
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435. Well, because not everyone feels great
about a dirty, filthy make work job
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437. Okay, so we know recycling cost too much.
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438. It creates unnecessary and shitty jobs.
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439. The things made from recycling
don't recoup their costs.
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440. We're not running out of trees.
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441. And recycling is craziest of all.
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443. So I guess the only argument
the recyclers have left
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to put our trash.
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445. And that brings us back to that
skanky boat with the macho cool name
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447. When I was at
EPA, then we finally got to the real event
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burned in an incinerator in Brooklyn.
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452. Well, back back in again, the late 80s
and early 90s, there was a lot of furor
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of running out of landfill space.
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455. We were running out of landfill space?
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the more, bro 4000.
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457. And second, has to do with the EPA's
agenda for action, written
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we were running out of landfill space.
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the recycling movement.
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money and effort.
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468. Oh, that's not the name of a villain
that's even accounting in Connecticut.
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with that moron.
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on the number of landfills,
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although there were fewer landfills,
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that actual landfill capacity,
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as far as landfill space.
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and say, is this going to be a problem?
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484. And start doing your homework
to see if it is you put out
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of the federal government on it,
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486. or you said, we're running out of places
to dispose our trash.
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487. And one third of the nation's landfills
will be full with the next few years.
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488. And if we wait,
the problem will get worse.
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because you, the goddamn lazy
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expert, said there was a problem
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to assess the situation.
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reminder. J.
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you could not have been more wrong
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Einstein.
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498. So thank you very much for starting an
entirely useless ecological movement. Yet
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501. And how much space do you actually need
to get rid of it?
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502. Well, as you can see from this map here,
that little red dot is a landfill
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503. that could fit a thousand years of trash,
and it would be a big landfill.
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504. But again, it would be a small portion
of the United States.
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505. Just a dot. And how big is that dot?
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506. It's just 35 miles on each side
and only 200ft high.
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507. You could make it twice as big and throw
in all the fucking eagle records.
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508. Look, it would suck if you lived
in that place, wherever it is north of.
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509. I don't know, what's that? Texas down
there is one of them.
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510. But no one is suggesting
we build an actual 35 mile wide landfill.
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maps as Mr.
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And you'll get a mouthful.
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515. Federal rules that exist for a landfill
design permit enormous
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diaper in it, a rubber diaper
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that is presumed
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that's put in it.
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and according to data, analyzed
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you know, 1 in 1,000,000,000,
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less than most things we accept in life.
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are not a problem,
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that we have infinite landfill capacity,
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or at least go visit one.
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526. Okay, asshole.
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527. We went to the largest landfill in America
in Whittier, California.
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528. Environmental controls are very important
at the landfill site.
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officer, sanitation districts.
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532. It's got to be an environmentally sound
and a decent neighbor.
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533. And it has to comply
with some serious government regulations.
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534. Today in the United States,
when you build a landfill.
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536. It has to be away from groundwater.
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537. You have to worry about things
like earthquakes and that sort of stuff.
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538. You have to lay down a foundation of three
feet of basically impermeable clay.
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539. The liner system is actually several
layers,
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thick of clay and gravel.
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542. The whole idea is to protect
groundwater table.
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543. Okay, fine, but aren't landfills filthy?
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544. Believe it or not, all of this trash
will be buried by the end of the day,
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545. and it'll look much more like this
well-groomed construction site.
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546. This bastard's
got an answer for everything.
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547. But what about the smelly gas?
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into a landfill, food scraps,
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you're creating active decomposition.
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550. That active decomposition produces
methane.
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551. Methane has to be vented off in order
to keep the landfill from exploding.
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553. I mean, stinky methane gas explosions.
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554. Methane gas is an energy gas,
and we use it in this landfill site.
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555. We collect it and carry it
over to an energy station where we produce
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for at least the next 30 years.
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557. But in your face, you recycling psychos.
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558. And here's the best news yet.
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you fill it in, you put a layer of dirt
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and you turn into a park or a golf course.
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561. It's nicer than my yard.
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do not need more golf courses.
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564. But there are no arguments
for recycling left.
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566. And yet, even after all of this,
the environmental fascists
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government and force us all to recycle.
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568. Mandatory recycling is very helpful,
making it the law that you have to
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570. 99.9% of the people stop at red lights,
and when they know
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572. Yeah, when you have cops with guns, people
do what you say.
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work. It's too expensive.
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574. And there's plenty of trees
in the landfill space.
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575. Why use the trash police to force people
to do something that isn't necessary?
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who like to tell other people
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579. And this is a great way to do it.
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instead of throwing your trash out.
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and spend your time sorting through,
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instead of doing more productive
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of what you separate recycle at home
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just ends up at the same landfill.
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587. The government is making busywork for you,
eating up your time and money.
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anything more productive.
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were really meaningless in recycling,
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