Penn & Teller: Bull! 2x3

1. True love.

2. That's what millions of people are desperately searching for.

3. It's a nice metaphor.

4. You know, the the phantom bow and the sharp arrow ripping into the heart.

5. You just have to see it for what it is.

6. I'm pan.

7. This is my partner, teller.

8. We're gonna take a look into the heart of.

9. Really? No kidding?

10. No problems the rest of your life. Wow.

11. Could it be bullshit?

12. I find this

13. can get.

14. You. This.

15. You. True love.

16. The mere thought of it conjures up images of a beautiful couple

17. running in slow motion on a sun drenched beach.

18. Who hasn't done this? Maybe not in slo mo, but.

19. But it felt that way.

20. Movies and TV are filled with images of a couple that falls in love and lives

21. happily ever after.

22. And that's what TV and movies should do.

23. But it's really no more real than that movie made of the green cheese thing,

24. which is also drilled into our heads as children.

25. Maybe we shouldn't believe it's likely or even possible.

26. Americans have created a fairy tale around love, as many people have.

27. We assume that this is going to last forever, and then we mourn its passing.

28. I find that rather remarkable.

29. You know, when Hollywood has this final scene where they drive off

30. into the countryside to be madly, passionately in love forever,

31. we've been lied to.

32. Yep.

33. That kind of idealized love is about as real as that matte shot.

34. On one side, there are people in relationships and miserable.

35. On the other side, there are people out of relationships and miserable.

36. What's the deal?

37. Don't they know that love is a roller coaster?

38. You sit. You hold hands. You scream.

39. Then you get off and ride again.

40. Meet Michelle from New York City.

41. She's not on the roller coaster just now, but she's getting in line for tickets.

42. It's really hard.

43. I think at my age, being 29 or in your late 20s, to go out and meet

44. a nice person.

45. I'm hoping to meet a guy

46. that is friendly and funny

47. and tall.

48. Wouldn't hurt.

49. Hey, it's Michelle's lucky day.

50. Tell was friendly and funny and.

51. And I'm tall.

52. But does she ever call? No.

53. Tonight

54. Michelle is going on a blind date with 25 men.

55. She's participating in an evening event organized by Hurry Day,

56. a New York based company that will, in a single light,

57. introduce you to a whole flock of potential mates

58. on the theory that three minutes of sober conversation in a well-lit

59. room tells you more than a month at a singles bar.

60. It's cheaper too. Only 37 bucks.

61. Welcome to Hurry Day.

62. Tonight, each one of you will be meeting

63. 25 people, spending only three minutes with each person.

64. Every three minutes will blow a whistle like this.

65. When you hear the whistle, guys, you're gonna get up and rotate to the next lady.

66. After every day, please make sure that you have circled a

67. yes or a no for each person that you met.

68. Here we go. Hurry. Day.

69. Hi. Right.

70. Hi, Fred. Nice to meet you. I'm Michelle.

71. Oh I don't. Number 15.

72. Oh, I am 57. Got it.

73. So, what do you do for a living?

74. I am a teacher.

75. But isn't this a little assembly line for romance?

76. I mean, are we all supposed to be magically drawn to the one person

77. we were fated to cleave to through, better or worse?

78. In fact, one of those things that really is

79. a matter of bullshit is the assumption that monogamy is natural.

80. David Barish, Professor of Psychology, University of Washington.

81. If we look at the animal world, for instance, you find that

82. there's virtually there are virtually no such thing as a truly monogamous species.

83. Doctor Barish has learned a lot about humans by studying other animals.

84. In fact, he even wrote a book about it.

85. The myth of monogamy.

86. When we do the DNA on animals, we find over and over again

87. that the babies are fathered by someone other

88. than the social partner of the mother.

89. And so the basic notion that monogamy is easy

90. and natural in the animal world, including humans, is just not so.

91. He says the inclination to philander is built right into our bodies.

92. How does he know this?

93. By looking at animal genitalia, which happens to be one of our hobbies.

94. Do you know?

95. Well, here we have our mare,

96. Pippi.

97. And I don't know if she is in heat or not, but I suspect she's not.

98. But let's take a look.

99. Look under her tail.

100. There's a revolver, and there's not much going on.

101. It's pretty quiet.

102. If she was in heat,

103. it would be opening and closing and there'd be some fluid dripping down.

104. Technically, we refer to that as winking and dripping.

105. This is all pretty sexy to us.

106. But why is the professor so piqued by Pippi?

107. Spooky? Well, he's got a theory.

108. Well, this is our friend Samson, and he's a Billy goat.

109. And if you look at his nuts, you will see that they're pretty big.

110. He's pretty well hung, as they say.

111. Well.

112. Well, let's keep our technical language straight.

113. Big balls is not the same thing as well, Hank.

114. But anyway, Doctor Barish claims the bigger of the balls.

115. The randy of the males and the females of that species.

116. Chimpanzee males have enormous testicles compared to their

117. actual body size.

118. Gorillas, on the other hand, which is an extremely huge

119. body, have actually very, very small balls.

120. Look at this.

121. Gorillas.

122. I've got that three minute day thing down

123. to now.

124. Human balls typically size in somewhere around here.

125. You know what it means scientifically, but they're easy to pull.

126. Anyway, the rates of human adultery are 60 to 80%

127. for men and 40 to 60% for women.

128. There just aren't that many truly monogamous creatures on Earth.

129. Let's see there.

130. There are vultures, but they're so damned ugly, it's

131. no wonder they stick with the first mate that'll fuck them.

132. And there's also a type of tapeworm that lives inside a fish's gut.

133. When two of these tapeworms take a shine to each other, their genitals

134. get glued together.

135. Till death do them part.

136. We don't have any tapeworms.

137. Okay.

138. Is anyone surprised?

139. More advanced animals like the fuck around.

140. Monogamy is bad for a species.

141. Promiscuous animals generally have a higher

142. white blood cell count, making them more resistance to disease.

143. And because monogamy limits breeding options,

144. species are more prone to extinction when they choose only one mate.

145. And speaking of choosing a mate, let's see how Michelle's dates are going.

146. So what do you do? I'm a teacher.

147. What do you do for fun?

148. For fun.

149. I dance.

150. Do you work? I'm a teacher. Teacher?

151. Yeah. Yeah.

152. So what do you do for a living? I'm a teacher.

153. What do you teach?

154. I teach math to a middle schooler.

155. Well, she doesn't seem to be winking and dripping yet.

156. Yes, I'm a teacher.

157. What do you do?

158. I teach eighth grade middle school.

159. Hi. I'm Ryan.

160. Ryan. Nice to meet you. I'm Michelle.

161. What do you do?

162. Yes. She asked at first.

163. This time I'm a web developer.

164. building websites, I found company. Good.

165. An entrepreneur. We like him.

166. Oh, that's going pretty good. Yeah.

167. Goddamn whistle.

168. It was nice meeting you, Ryan.

169. Have fun tonight.

170. Yes. Take care.

171. Okay, so not to Michelle's taste.

172. If only someone really funny would show up. So.

173. Michelle, what do you do?

174. I'm a teacher. I teach in West Chester.

175. I teach math.

176. I saw the school bus out front. No, no, no.

177. Now you're talking.

178. That's a decent joke. It's her day.

179. So Michelle's having a good time and a nice adventure,

180. and maybe she'll get lucky.

181. But if you're somebody who's charms don't shine in a three

182. minute shopping trip, what if you actually have stuff to say?

183. The internet and this woman.

184. Maybe your answer.

185. I do really oversee the love lives of 12 million single people.

186. Welcome to the Mecca of love and romance.

187. We know you thought there'd be candles.

188. Not for us. Lighting, but here it is.

189. Match.com, the world's biggest online dating service.

190. This lady's got to be a big wig here.

191. Her sweater matches the wall.

192. Trish McDermott, vice president of romance.

193. Okay. And I'm the dean of all true men.

194. And tell her here is the treasurer of lust.

195. We spend six continents.

196. We have 27 sites in 18 foreign languages.

197. I think bringing love around the world.

198. It's a booming industry.

199. 40 million of America's 85 million singles are now googling dates on the internet.

200. This business is now worth a half

201. $1 billion a year, so it must be doing the job for somebody.

202. We're making money.

203. I mean, it's like a win win story.

204. We're changing people's lives. We're making money.

205. We're having a lot of fun doing it.

206. They are appealing to people who live lives of quiet desperation.

207. And there are many of them out here.

208. Doctor Julia, hair psychologist, relationships expert, San Francisco.

209. No one can give a perfect match.

210. My God, it's hard sometimes to get a perfect DNA.

211. And now they're going to tell you that they can look at pictures.

212. They can look at resumes.

213. They can look at birthdates. You gave you.

214. They gave you to give a perfect match.

215. Eventually the internet is going to say if it's short, man down, one for fat, one

216. dial, two

217. for black, one punch, three for white, and punch for all of this type stuff.

218. Whatever happened to the human element?

219. The human spirit? Bullshit.

220. The human spirit has found its way into words and pictures

221. quite a few times in the history of the world.

222. So what's wrong with doing it on your computer?

223. We can even recommend what you should talk about on a first date,

224. based on how the two of you will interact based on your mutual personalities.

225. Okay, so the other side's bullshitting a little too.

226. We think ultimately that this

227. whole concept of getting to know someone through the exchange of emails and ideas,

228. it may end up that people will form better relationships, that marriages

229. formed online might have greater longevity than those formed in the offline world.

230. Probably not.

231. But who cares if it's a nice ride on the roller coaster?

232. And how's our girl Michelle doing in the offline world anyway? The.

233. I live right nearby the train station, so I just go on a train ride.

234. So do I.

235. Yeah. Jump right into the city. Yeah, exactly.

236. That's why I came tonight.

237. Oh, okay.

238. Some people use the train here. Yeah.

239. A lot of common attraction to trains.

240. Think like train related things.

241. And right now she's talking.

242. We know she took a taxi. A little line is good.

243. so this.

244. Is your first time. What should we talk about?

245. What do you want to talk about?

246. Let's talk about animals.

247. And their genitalia.

248. Okay. What kind of animal?

249. What's your favorite animal?

250. What's your dog?

251. What's your favorite song?

252. If you have to take an animal with that hair on it.

253. At least he's not asking about work.

254. How did you get that thing around your neck?

255. It's a, bike chain, but, Right, I got a motorcycle.

256. That's it. Like ten years ago. And it's a chain for the bike.

257. Refurbished.

258. It's got a class that a friend put on the back for.

259. Oh. Cool. Sunset.

260. So he's got cool jewelry and can learn from his mistakes.

261. I don't know what to say.

262. No wonder you're a single motorcycle guy.

263. Hairless animal man.

264. Take one of them home.

265. Better yet, take both.

266. I think that romantic love is a drug.

267. I think it's a drug as powerful, if not more powerful

268. than cocaine or heroin or cigarets.

269. Doctor Helen Fisher, anthropologist.

270. I think that love is an addiction.

271. I think it's a wonderfully, powerfully, thrilling addiction

272. when you're loved in return.

273. And one of the most, most powerfully negative addictions.

274. when you're spurned, people live for love.

275. They make wars for love. They die for. Love.

276. And they buy books for love.

277. Especially any book that teaches

278. that infallible magic formula for getting the perfect relationship.

279. We went undercover into the beating heart of the sex and relationship Bible.

280. Cosmopolitan magazine, to see exactly how their articles are created.

281. This former Cosmo employee came forward

282. to slam the publication as long as we shot her in silhouette.

283. What is she scared of?

284. Did the Hells Angels take over Cosmo?

285. Entertainment is the top word.

286. I hope we altered her voice.

287. Truth journalism Forum at Cosmo.

288. It's all about selling the magic secrets of successful sex.

289. In other words, bullshit is very common that the editor

290. would have the advice in mind before we went into the stories.

291. And possibly the most famous example. Is.

292. The articles that are supposed to be written by men, and a man's point of view.

293. But actually the thoughts were brainstormed by women

294. found out to a man, and if he didn't do it the way we said,

295. we just find another male writer who would do it exactly the way we said.

296. Yeah, that's what we do.

297. Ask the writer.

298. The wrote the first version of this show, but maybe some people don't realize Cosmo

299. is in the fantasy business, and that could leave

300. you feeling unsatisfied with your perfectly fine reality.

301. If you have a problem with dating, if you can't seem to get married,

302. if you're pretty smart, nice, but the phone is ringing,

303. you need to follow this advice, which is about playing hard to get.

304. I'm Sherri Schneider, and I'm coauthor of The Rules.

305. The rules.

306. Time tested secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr.

307. Right.

308. Or as we like to call it, how to sucker WhatsApp into a manipulative relationship.

309. So far, Sherri has sold 4 million copies. Why?

310. Because her book's just a fantasy to.

311. If you're doing the rules that a man calls Friday for Saturday night.

312. Obviously it's too late in the week.

313. He has to call Wednesday for Saturday night.

314. So you have to say, gosh, I'd love to, but I'm busy.

315. But you're not.

316. You're miserable and lonely and he's out having a good time

317. with somebody who has no ambition to be a vindictive shrew.

318. Smiling Sherri doesn't just write uplifting books on healthy,

319. balanced courtship.

320. She also sells advice over the phone to women she never met.

321. How did you meet him?

322. At a singles dance.

323. We evaluate the whole situation and give them a plan to either

324. dump them, keep them, fix it, or whatever the situation requires.

325. Good. That's the rules.

326. And then how long did you talk to him?

327. Four hours.

328. We never talked to men for four hours.

329. So you have dates Wednesday and Sunday.

330. And what about after that?

331. And he didn't ask you after New Year's?

332. Oh, listen, I think it's pretty much over.

333. You slept with him on the third date?

334. Have you read the rules?

335. Okay.

336. We don't sleep with men that don't go to a single stands.

337. I put an ad up online.

338. Just pretend he's dead, okay?

339. You know, winking and dripping seems like just as good a way to get a man.

340. The, punishment fits the crime.

341. The rules fits

342. the situations because there's so much misery.

343. The punishment fits the crime.

344. So much misery. Hello, judge.

345. We're talking about dating.

346. This poor gal has been dumped too many times.

347. I'm not surprised.

348. I know we dump her.

349. In fact, let's dump the bitch right now.

350. So how's Michele's kinder, gentler search for her? Mr.

351. right coming along.

352. She kept looking at me the whole time

353. like that.

354. I'm just like, oh, it's like you look exactly like my ex boyfriend.

355. Okay.

356. I really thought you were him.

357. Okay, not so good.

358. It's hard to sell yourself in three minutes.

359. These guys aren't professional talkers, but this task needs carny trash.

360. Who can turn the tip with some? Hurry up.

361. Not tell her.

362. Could never do it himself.

363. But he got himself a talker a long time ago.

364. He doesn't even need to speak anymore.

365. I do all his talking for him, and I've had a little practice.

366. I'll give you a tell her pitch in less than half the allotted time

367. and leave a little time for a long, loving looks in her eyes.

368. Put a clock on me.

369. Howdy, man.

370. Let me introduce you to tell the Penn and Teller reps for SNL.

371. Let him in. Let.

372. Or his old mega-hit bullshit on Showtime is Sean Penn and Teller

373. live in the beautiful, real All Suites hotel casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.

374. Are you going to settle to settle down? I don't think you should, ma'am.

375. You need to shoot for the top.

376. I was smart, funny, successful. Quiet.

377. Born in Center City Philly, right near the museum.

378. He was born near culture.

379. And he lives culture, loves culture and just plain loves.

380. He loves his parents. Why wouldn't he? Joe and Irene?

381. Well, Art is telling.

382. Has the fine arts in his jeans and a jingle in his blue jeans.

383. Well, the show he wrote, directed, produced and stars in called

384. Penn and Teller.

385. He added my name to the title Just Out of Kindness.

386. He's that kind of loving guy.

387. Tell the show his tour of the world many times over, and two

388. smash Broadway runs in New York City.

389. But now Penn and Teller at the Real Hall

390. Suites Hotel, the casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.

391. Imagine the fun of having all your friends.

392. Call now for tickets.

393. Tell us a little bit taller

394. than the average five foot nine inch male is quite a snappy dress.

395. You know, the lining of the jacket matches the color of his socks,

396. and that's damn metrosexual, if you ask me.

397. He loves all sports, all hobbies, all activities, and he can cook.

398. You'll want to stick around for the morning

399. after the night of the first date.

400. Have fun on the pancakes and his homemade turkey apple sausage for breakfast.

401. Yum yum yum.

402. Make your life with the star up

403. and tell the fabulous We All Suites hotel casino in fabulous Las Vegas.

404. No matter where he is the fabulous heir apparent to Elvis.

405. All the better because he can do magic

406. and he won't be found fat and dead, surrounded by his own vomit.

407. His name is easy to say, easy to spell teller.

408. And now there's a special offer.

409. The first one of respondents you'll get me

410. every.

411. Now tell us all about you.

412. He appears out of nowhere.

413. Enter this asshole.

414. You know,

415. we've used that intro and half our shows, and it it still makes us laugh.

416. Doctor John Gray, author of men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.

417. What my book has done is taking all this expertise

418. and put it together in a very simple program,

419. which has to do with behavior and communication skills.

420. So those times when you're not getting what you need, I have answers.

421. Another guy with all the answers on everyone's love life.

422. That's the fifth one so far.

423. This show.

424. From his hilltop estate, this former celibate monk runs a mars Venus industry

425. selling not only 30 million books, but also videotapes, a board game,

426. a counseling hotline,

427. exercise and diet programs, and anything else that ink will stick.

428. Two men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

429. But just what does that mean? Anyway?

430. We sat down with his guru of love and let him give us his spiel.

431. when you have an understanding that men are from Mars

432. and women are from Venus, then you're able to respond to situations differently

433. and it's a different response that creates a different result.

434. And that different result is true, lasting love.

435. Men couldn't be from Mars

436. and women from Venus and still survive on Earth.

437. Communication would be the least of their worries.

438. The atmospheric differences, the gravity, the temperatures.

439. It would never work.

440. They would just.

441. Well,

442. I guess the truth that we're all people and should be treated with love

443. and respect just wouldn't fit on the books.

444. Five okay, asshole, tell us how you got started.

445. Well, I started doing yoga at four years old.

446. I taught yoga in my 20s.

447. I went on to study psychology.

448. I became a PhD in psychology.

449. He got that PhD from Columbia Pacific University.

450. I learned that diploma mill

451. that was forced to shut down under accusations of fraud.

452. But that doesn't mean Doctor Gray doesn't have good tips for men.

453. Awesome.

454. All it man has to do is study.

455. Men are from Mars, women from Venus, and learn communication skills.

456. And then he realizes that while she's talking, there's something he can do.

457. He can actively listen.

458. He can empathize. He can make head movements.

459. He can give eye contact.

460. He can make little noises. Really? Okay.

461. Really?

462. okay.

463. The healthiest piece of advice I can give to women,

464. which comes to relationships, is don't think of your husband

465. or your boyfriend as the main meal in your life.

466. Think of him as dessert aliens.

467. Desserts. Fuck. Women are people.

468. Men are people.

469. For real, for asshole.

470. John Gray's book is filled with simple

471. catchphrases, obvious suggestions, and yoga inspired insights.

472. Here's one that Doctor Gray uses in his own life.

473. You know, sometimes my wife was, I'm getting my haircut on Thursday,

474. and I wonder why is she telling me that?

475. And then I know, oh, she's telling on Monday, she's telling me.

476. So I'll notice on Thursday.

477. It's like a little hint to notice on Thursday.

478. Hi, honey.

479. These are a few of the many examples I talk about in my book.

480. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

481. John Gray's advice even extends into the bedroom.

482. Listen to this study.

483. Men have to understand that often a woman's physiology just requires

484. more time.

485. If he needs 2 to 3 minutes of stimulation to achieve it or orgasm,

486. she may need 20 to 30 minutes that you think

487. the oh and oh to two and three and you get 20 to 30 minutes.

488. That's a lot of stimulation down there, guys.

489. You need to just sort of put a pillow and camp out and look at the clock.

490. Camp out and look at the clock.

491. You know, some of us actually enjoy sex, enjoy

492. stimulating our lovers, and actually like being down there.

493. Oh, what a romantic.

494. This love machines top 20 sexual turn on lines

495. include such originals as you are so beautiful.

496. I love sharing my life with you.

497. You're your breasts are perfect and our favorite.

498. You are so wet.

499. John Gray would never think of that in his own.

500. In someone biding his time during sex sure would mean it.

501. If you have a context in a relationship which allows for orgasmic sex, full moon

502. sex, half moon sex, new moon sex, then she can say,

503. well, I'm not really in the mood, but we could have a quickie.

504. And that's like new moon to half moon sex and then you like.

505. So perfunctory sex is better if you name it after a phase of the moon.

506. This guy's an idiot.

507. Except in the marketing department.

508. He makes $10 million a year by convincing people

509. that notice your wife is a fabulous new concept.

510. He must be making a fortune.

511. I mean,

512. how much do you have to make to announce to the world that you're a lousy fuck?

513. So I have all these books and tapes, and they're all available at my website.

514. Mars venus.com.

515. I'm just gonna put that in there.

516. Happy to provide.

517. Happy to provide bullshit for a price.

518. We'll tell you the simple truth for free.

519. Except for the subscription charge to Showtime.

520. Of course.

521. By the way, doesn't John Gray look an awful lot like our vulture?

522. I think that romantic love is one of three basic, brain systems.

523. One is lust, the craving for sexual gratification.

524. The second one is romantic love.

525. That elation, giddiness, euphoria of first love

526. and the third mating system in the brain, I think, is attachment.

527. That sense of calm

528. and peace and security that you can feel with a long term partner.

529. According to Doctor Fisher, who got her degree from a real university

530. and not a matchbook cover,

531. it's the biological euphoria of stage two romantic love that fucks you up.

532. And good romantic love is associated with a cocktail elevated

533. levels of dopamine and norepinephrine, and low levels of serotonin.

534. And in fact, it's quite a strong cocktail.

535. We're not sure if it was love or crack the middle shoot this interview

536. at a train station,

537. but our book matter from Westchester Woman from Hoboken will be out soon.

538. But that romantic love.

539. That generally lasts about 18 months to three years, and then it begins to wane.

540. What happens after that? Help.

541. That's your problem.

542. And I think if it's a good relationship, the brain begins to move towards

543. feelings of of deep attachment for the individual.

544. Michel still a long way from that stage.

545. So can I ask, are you pretty active?

546. you know, with going out to things like this or.

547. yeah, in the city. I've been out a couple of times.

548. I love the city.

549. You come in, you you don't live in the city.

550. I don't know any city.

551. I live up in Westchester, so it was nice meeting.

552. Okay.

553. I'm tired of saying what I do and where I live.

554. I like somebody to come over and ask me something.

555. You make

556. accept about animals.

557. Just what?

558. It seemed like an evening wasted.

559. He sat down.

560. Don't be scared.

561. I don't fight Michelle team.

562. I don't like the last guy, I don't know, I actually came into this thing late.

563. So tell me about you.

564. since I'm here, I like dancing.

565. I like to go out.

566. Where do you go dancing?

567. Anywhere. What kind of dancing do you like to do?

568. Everything country, Western.

569. Everything Brazilian? Yes.

570. Yeah.

571. Yeah, actually, I'm one of the guys in New York that likes to dance.

572. Oh, okay.

573. It's clear Michelle is finally going to circle a yes.

574. I'm always here in Hollywood.

575. Women that like to dance as well.

576. Yeah, I love it.

577. Yeah. Yes, I am into it. Really? All right.

578. Let's hurry. Day thing is great.

579. They may not be maids for life, but at least they found somebody

580. to go dancing with.

581. All right, Michelle, I'm number 15.

582. I'm going to put you down.

583. No, I'll hook you up with great places to go dancing,

584. because I have a place where every single night of the week.

585. So there is a happier.

586. Well, no.

587. We caught up with Michelle a month after her night of date roulette.

588. And guess what? Lee never called me.

589. I really liked him, but I guess

590. he wasn't as interested, so I'm still looking.

591. That's right.

592. Lee, the cool guy who like dancing.

593. Lee. Mr..

594. I'll hook you up with places to go.

595. Lee never called Michelle.

596. But you know what?

597. Michelle didn't call motorcycle chain guy or the Russian on the train, so there's

598. no sure when a hurry date either, but it was worth a shot.

599. You've got at least a chance when it's you and another person in the room,

600. or on the internet without some exploitative hack in the middle

601. fucking you up with cynical bullshit about rules and planets.

602. Men and women are both from Earth.

603. If you mean enough of them,

604. maybe one or several might hold your hand on a roller coaster ride.

605. Anyway, Michelle helped us a lot, so now we're going

606. to give her $1 million worth of date advertising.

607. Hi, my name is Michelle.

608. I'm a 29 year old school teacher.

609. I'm looking for a nice guy who likes to dance and go out and have a good time.

610. If you're interested, then give me a call.

611. Your phone number.

612. Don't forget your phone number.

613. Sorry, Michelle.

614. You cannot win if you do not play.

615. It's true.

616. In the carny and it's true and love. The.

617. Okay, okay.

618. But like

619. I said. No.