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absolutely rigid.
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of swinging medallions.
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victim to evil masters.
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normally do.
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by dangling
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and you go to sleep.
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events.
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audience members to act nutty.
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memories or past lives or worse in court
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sometimes get called hypnosis.
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pretty amazing.
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but all of these events have in common.
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and another one is going along with it.
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hypnotist C.J.
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at the University of Northern Arizona.
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doing something really stupid.
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totally loose and relaxed because.
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transparent secrets of stage hypnosis.
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desire and willingness to be up there.
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and totally loosen, relax, carry no
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and they're doing what
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because they want to
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so that they can perform.
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to the hottest part of Death Valley.
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beginning to rise now.
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95, 100 degrees, 105 degrees, 110 degrees.
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and wipe the sweat from your brow.
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and a subject to fantasize together.
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and without hesitation that your right
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little puppy dog you have ever seen.
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puppies. Get em up there.
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And that's right.
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What kind of puppy is that?
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even worse off than we were.
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or even fake anything.
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just entertain each other.
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that leg shake and that's okay.
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exactly what to do.
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I want to scratch its tummy.
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directions on stage is hypnosis,
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production of Annie.
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They like that too?
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but he's completely infested with fleas.
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I was making a fool of myself.
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the subject's mind.
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of their own mind, and they're voluntarily
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is suggesting down in your waistband.
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of people bullshitting themselves
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in doing that for a few laughs.
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the supposedly medical uses
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named Anton Mesmer coined
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into a trance to treat their health.
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some smooth operators had figured out
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out of their petticoats and into the sack.
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first mesmerized themselves
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using mind over matter.
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stop quacks from experimenting
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as late as the 1930s.
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to pull the trigger on Castro.
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hypnotherapy is still claimed.
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achieve levels of success
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they were capable of.
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and I'm the director of the Hypnosis
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don't want to believe that they a slave.
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to become a smoker now and forever.
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you've started a progression.
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people towards things that they desire,
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difference it makes becoming a non smoker.
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that goal, nothing will stand in its way.
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of success.
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on how hypnosis works.
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can you get me to change my nasty,
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so my kids will get off my ass
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burning the bed down or the couch, or
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in the wind, rain and the gold.
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where it's nice and warm.
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different inside of you now.
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and butter of hypnotherapy is weight loss.
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about what you're experiencing right now.
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if you're already self motivated.
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and your mind and body will do
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you towards that goal.
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their patients do what
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taking things a little bit further.
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so that you can actually do hypnosis
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have turned hypnosis into big business.
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the most popular one in the entire world.
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videos and training methods.
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we anticipate doing 4 or 5 million. Wow.
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all the usual stuff.
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loss, quitting smoking, penis enlargement.
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to help enlarge his penis,
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he listened to it every day for a month.
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well, it grew.
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the power to change something like that.
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when he was erect.
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as well.
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of enlarging your penis.
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and feel the experience
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your mind and your spirit is in agreement
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augment, and vitality.
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should developed as new, healthy cells.
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that changes
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and the forming cell.
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memory.
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and the DNA does not change with hypnosis.
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of pediatrics, UCLA School of Medicine.
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penis is predetermined in size
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your DNA and your mind,
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can't make it any bigger.
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how this increased blood flow
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in the tissue of your penis.
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seem to be growing, increasing in number,
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224. And something you may not have noticed yet
is the heaviness in your penis.
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CD is just the beginning.
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from which to profit.
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then I can make a hypnosis CD
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and create that belief
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that are healthy and strong,
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to turn on the follicle.
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I suspect if you've spent a lot of time
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that connection with your mind
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a better chance of affecting the cells.
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to make a difference.
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to turn on the cells.
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to make hair grow.
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But save your money.
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or it may take a few days to turn.
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is you'll still be stone cold, bald.
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it only cost you $29 to cure cancer.
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sweeps them out of your body.
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you're in that relaxed, focused state.
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that you don't waste your time
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who can help you with cancer treatment.
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to make themselves money.
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the difference between life and death.
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fantasy tapes to guys with tiny cocks.
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and network jobs anyway.
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a cancer patient for 30 bucks
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they have left in this garbage,
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barrel.
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fuck around a little more.
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and you see some cameras out there.
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you have ever seen in your entire life.
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you did.
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looking guy I have ever seen.
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this is kind of cool.
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like it is a good looking guy.
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this is kind of cool,
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like it's a good looking guy.
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and see if you can impress one sexy beast.
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looking at me.
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sit there looking at me.
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that you felt it.
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the more it felt real.
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what's happening inside another person.
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the entire audience naked.
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ability to create images visually.
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over there, friends out there.
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who are very visually oriented may be able
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that room looked like naked.
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you that's naked.
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terribly, terribly wrong.
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she's a world class cabaret dancer.
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I was a stripper or something.
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I just felt like there was nothing on.
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teller is in a hypnotic trance.
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to turn you into a heron penis.
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you can visit her in person.
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that you go to a very beautiful place.
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with a guaranteed happy ending.
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put in a hypnotic therapeutic state.
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more easily through this, I'd be great.
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who have had trouble sexually.
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have the ability to have orgasms easily.
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all the sexual inhibition.
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this would have it.
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that this place on the back of your hand
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hand now and in the future,
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hanging.
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if I didn't hate Wendy so much.
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that would be your fantasy.
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that knows just where to touch you.
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doesn't seem too bad.
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is to feel more adventurous,
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maybe that they wouldn't normally try.
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the blood slowly moving through.
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effective way to wag the tongue sexually.
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we don't know who should be charging who.
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without any physical stimulation at all,
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398. Okay, okay.
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399. And it's another when they had to starts
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with someone who has real issues.
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401. Same someone like Cindy here.
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to find out what the triggers are that
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404. caused the, two things the panic attacks
and extreme fear of nausea.
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405. Have you think it sounds like a job
for a good shrink?
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407. But instead, Cindy has sought help
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growing friend Wendy.
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it's really difficult to find the cause.
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a little training in psychology, right?
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414. Yeah, I'm not a psychologist.
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because my training would then be
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it takes to learn psychology.
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not to be bogged down with knowledge.
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419. For example, if you thought for an instant
that you weren't qualified to address
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420. so serious a problem, you'd have to stop.
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421. No such wait on Wendy's
bullshit shoulders moment.
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and I and the.
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423. Treatment Wendy's push you to hear a new
line of bullshit called hypno rebirthing.
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in their past, even all the way to birth,
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with all the memories, the feelings,
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427. Wendy actually claims to transport
people back to the delivery room,
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of their own birth.
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429. So as I count from five down to one,
your mind can go back all the way
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431. before you were born and it's said that
everything we experience, we remember.
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432. But at that time
we didn't have words to explain it.
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just start your sentence with it.
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436. Said. Tell us what they're saying.
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to put her on a ventilator.
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447. But is she traveling back to her birth
or to every episode of E.R.
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448. that she's ever seen? It's cold.
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450. When it comes to remembering your birth
and that sort of thing.
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452. to go in and fill in the blanks
of what they wanted to happen.
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seeing your mother's thighs
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and a very odd way to see your mother.
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This would not be possible.
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see things in a very fuzzy way.
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to remember back to their birth,
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doesn't ring true scientifically.
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that I had been a premature baby,
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462. but I didn't know that there was a lot
of activity and concern around my birth.
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463. Research shows that adults hypnotized
go back to their childhood are in no way
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their vocabulary and speech pattern.
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or to relive your development.
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between a real and an imagined event.
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she just fucking comes out and admits it.
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the difference between a real and imagined
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all pink and naked.
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for a trip through the birth canal,
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in what I do
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whether it's for sex
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or working with a child
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I'm grateful that I can do this.
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this.
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it's the inability that you have to know
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and performance art, or any aspect.
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they're going to just think their way
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or recall their own birth
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but somebody is buying those tapes.
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anytime you want to, and it's sexy.
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or dance like a stripper
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super human, super sexy beast in you.
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you see, when I snap my fingers,
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you'll feel very happy, almost euphoric.
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