1. Yeah, I'm walking and
reading, sweetheart,
you got a problem with that?Copy !req
2. Great. Elena. If she sees me,
we'll have to do small talk.Copy !req
3. Could recycle my nice weather
material from Mr Patel's, but
it doesn't have a sign-off.Copy !req
4. Can't wait to get my hands on
you either, you sexy little
minx.Copy !req
5. Urgh, no! I can't listen
to her sex chat with Jeremy.Copy !req
6. Jeremy! Oh, God.Copy !req
7. I love you too, honey.Copy !req
8. Hi, Jeremy? Yes, I got Rizla
papers. Normal.Copy !req
9. I refuse to buy king skins.Copy !req
10. It's like asking to buy
a hypodermic needle.Copy !req
11. No, I did not get the lube.Copy !req
12. See you in a minute.Copy !req
13. Something's just come up.
I'll see you at the airport.Copy !req
14. - I should explain.
- There's no need.Copy !req
15. Please don't pull me into
your emotional fuck-pie!Copy !req
16. That was my long-term partner,
who's been away. So...Copy !req
17. I'm going to tell Jez!Copy !req
18. Right.Copy !req
19. Although maybe I shouldn't.Copy !req
20. Isn't there a saying,
"Whatever you don't know makes
you stronger?"Copy !req
21. - No.
- You're probably right.Copy !req
22. Although... maybe
you should tell him.Copy !req
23. It might be nicer
coming from you?Copy !req
24. Nicer for who? For you?Copy !req
25. Great. I'm the Man
Who Knew Too Much.
Thanks, ears.Copy !req
26. So you'll buy tissue paper
for me to wipe my
sphincter,Copy !req
27. but not lube to ease the
giving of pleasure?Copy !req
28. Uh-huh. That's right.Copy !req
29. Should I tell him?
Really don't want to.Copy !req
30. Is that because I don't want
to see a friend hurt, or don't
want the hassle?Copy !req
31. So, Johnson's invited me
round to his new place.Copy !req
32. Not sure why.Copy !req
33. Business? Pleasure? He
probably just wants to shoot
the shit.Copy !req
34. He won't want to shoot the
shit. He's got loads of matesCopy !req
35. to go rafting and shooting the
shit and killing strippers
with.Copy !req
36. What's... this?Copy !req
37. Elena's birthday present - a
bust of her head! It's not
finished.Copy !req
38. What? Do you think it's weird?Copy !req
39. No. A thousand times, no.Copy !req
40. I mean I've got loads of other
presents. This is just
the topper.Copy !req
41. So... everything going good,
with Elena, do you feel?Copy !req
42. Amazing!Copy !req
43. It's impossible to say
just how great she is
just using stupid words.Copy !req
44. Maybe one day you'll fall in
love and then you'll
understand.Copy !req
45. Uh-huh, maybe.Copy !req
46. Could wipe that patronizing
smile off his face.Copy !req
47. No. Be like picking off
innocent bystanders with a
sniper rifle.Copy !req
48. Fun at first, but it would
quickly become a depressing
chore.Copy !req
49. My God, is this
Johnson's Recession Residence?Copy !req
50. Not much to look at, but then
apparently Sugar operates
out of an Autofix garage.Copy !req
51. Mark! Hello.Copy !req
52. - Hi, Alan.
- Don't come in.Copy !req
53. Oh? No?Copy !req
54. - One question.
- Yes?Copy !req
55. Do you want shedloads
of money?Copy !req
56. - Um... yes.
- Then come in!Copy !req
57. He's taken a shine to me!
He's singled me out!Copy !req
58. Here's my pitch.
New management consultancy.Copy !req
59. You and me. I'm the face,
you're the tendons and grisly
shit under the surface.Copy !req
60. What do you say?Copy !req
61. Oh, my God.Copy !req
62. I don't know! Really?Copy !req
63. You're like the fat girl
who's just been asked
to the school disco.Copy !req
64. My only hesitation is, I don't
have any actual experience of
management consulting...Copy !req
65. In. Fire 30% of the workforce.Copy !req
66. New logo. Boom! Out!
You are now a fully trained
management consultant.Copy !req
67. Great!Copy !req
68. Follow me.Copy !req
69. Finally! I'm being groomed!Copy !req
70. Up the pink-carpeted stairway
to business abuse.Copy !req
71. Welcome to the nerve centre.Copy !req
72. OK.Copy !req
73. There's no point in maxing out
on overheads until the clients
come flooding in, right?Copy !req
74. Right. Smart. Very smart.Copy !req
75. First things first,
hook up the printer.Copy !req
76. Urgh. Alan's pajamas.
Probably still warm.
Under the duvet.Copy !req
77. No-one should see under the
duvet.Copy !req
78. Good old Vista. People give it
a bad press, but I'm never
upgrading!Copy !req
79. Why would I? It just feels
like a good pair of jeans.Copy !req
80. You fancy making us
some builders' tea?Copy !req
81. Wow. Amazing!
I'm working with Johnson!Copy !req
82. OK!Copy !req
83. I've grasped
the talcum powder of power!
Could keep it as a memento.Copy !req
84. - Hi, Suze.
- Mark. Tea's there.Copy !req
85. Will you tell him
his phone's charged?Copy !req
86. Right. Sure.Copy !req
87. Suze, where's the big
scissors? Have you moved them?Copy !req
88. Tell him they're in
the cling film drawer.Copy !req
89. I've got to go out - audition.Copy !req
90. Oh, brilliant, what is it?Copy !req
91. It's a stage version
of that movie Crash.Copy !req
92. The one where all the races
are all the same, but all
different, and it's all fine.Copy !req
93. The blackies and the whities,
etc.Copy !req
94. - An interesting message.
- It is, actually. I'm playing
a whitie, as you can imagine!Copy !req
95. - Typecast again.
- Exactly.Copy !req
96. Builders' tea. I suppose
that's middle-class slang.Copy !req
97. We don't coin much slang
in the middle classes.
Pants. Mare.Copy !req
98. I'm having a mare,
this builders' tea came out
pants.Copy !req
99. Right. Suze says your phone's
charged.Copy !req
100. - Did you make the bed?
- No.Copy !req
101. You're not my wife, Mark. I had
a wife. I don't need another
bullet in the head.Copy !req
102. OK, righty, righty.Copy !req
103. I made his bed and got his
tea. I am his wife.Copy !req
104. First things first - funding.Copy !req
105. I reckon we need
to each put in a two-er. Good?Copy !req
106. Oh, right.Copy !req
107. Two thousand? Two million?
Two... pounds?'Copy !req
108. Equal partners. 2K.
Straight down the middle.Copy !req
109. Working together in perfect
harmony. What do you reckon?Copy !req
110. I suppose... if I got an equity
release on the flat, then...
Yes!Copy !req
111. Great. Gotta be cash, yeah?Copy !req
112. - Cash?
- When the banks collapse,Copy !req
113. the stud holding cash is gonna
get a lot of blow jobs, know
what I mean?Copy !req
114. OK... fine.Copy !req
115. Oh my god, I'm bumping fists!
I'm in bed with Johnson!Copy !req
116. Oh for freaks' sake.Copy !req
117. Are you gonna need to print
anything today, Mark?Copy !req
118. I don't know.Copy !req
119. No. I should be fine.Copy !req
120. That was the correct answer.Copy !req
121. Hello!Copy !req
122. Oh, hello. You OK here?Copy !req
123. Great. Join us.
Tell us about your day.Copy !req
124. Got to get out of the
killing field.Copy !req
125. The meeting with Johnson was
about starting up a
management consultancy,Copy !req
126. so I'm definitely doing that.
See you.Copy !req
127. God. That's so exciting!
Tell us all about it!Copy !req
128. Yeah... I should probably
leave you two alone to talk
aboutCopy !req
129. whatever importasnt subject you
were talking about.Copy !req
130. We were chatting about having
a mini-break in Crete.Copy !req
131. Maybe. Maybe having a
mini-break?Copy !req
132. There's no war or bomb shit
in Crete, is there?Copy !req
133. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
134. Cool. I'll get some voddy.Copy !req
135. He's excited. He's checking
out the sumptuous menu options
on the SS Titanic.Copy !req
136. So I take it you haven't told
him?Copy !req
137. Well, I was going to.Copy !req
138. But then I was like, maybe
wait until he's not holding a
big knife.Copy !req
139. You have to tell him.Copy !req
140. - Tell him what?
- Nothing.Copy !req
141. What's going on?Copy !req
142. Oh, God.Copy !req
143. OK.Copy !req
144. Go on. Tell him, Mark.Copy !req
145. What? Why me? You tell him.Copy !req
146. I don't want to tell him.Copy !req
147. - What?
- I'm not saying. I refuse.Copy !req
148. Well, I don't want to say.
I can't.Copy !req
149. What is going on?Copy !req
150. Oh, for God's sake.Copy !req
151. Jez, Elena has
a long-term, live-in lover.Copy !req
152. You're just a fuck-job on the
side.Copy !req
153. What? Elena?Copy !req
154. That was pretty brutal, Mark.Copy !req
155. I'm sorry, Jez.Copy !req
156. You're much more than a
fuck-job.Copy !req
157. How long have you known?Copy !req
158. I heard them on the
phone two days ago.Copy !req
159. You've known for two whole
days? That's sick.Copy !req
160. Look, I'm not the
guilty person here, Jeremy!Copy !req
161. You're shooting the messenger.
Shoot each other!Copy !req
162. What a bastard. Destroys my
perfect love just cos it's
built on lies.Copy !req
163. So this thing, is it serious?Copy !req
164. It's complicated.Copy !req
165. Oh, right.Copy !req
166. Is he dying?Copy !req
167. Is it a poet in a diving bell?Copy !req
168. Is it really sad and weird,
but soon he'll be gone?Copy !req
169. No. We've been together
for a number of yearsCopy !req
170. and we are committed and in
love.Copy !req
171. Oh, shit.Copy !req
172. I'm so sorry, Jez.Copy !req
173. I just thought you and me
would be one night of fun,Copy !req
174. and then I got sucked in,
and we got serious,Copy !req
175. and Gail was away
travelling...Copy !req
176. Gail? As in... a woman?Copy !req
177. This love rival is a chick?Copy !req
178. Yeah.Copy !req
179. Are you disgusted?Copy !req
180. Is that a problem for you?Copy !req
181. £2,000. Oh, God!Copy !req
182. The Halifax Top Savers
account is dry. The last of
the Corrigan millions.'Copy !req
183. Mark, you dick! You've got it
all wrong, again!Copy !req
184. - Hello? What?
- Everything's fine!
The other guy is a woman!Copy !req
185. They're both two women.Copy !req
186. So it doesn't bother you, her
being in a relationship?Copy !req
187. Well, a bit.Copy !req
188. But basically, not really.Copy !req
189. Me and this Gail,
we're just eating from
different sides of the plate.Copy !req
190. I play woodwind, she's on
brass!Copy !req
191. But Elena's betrayed you. How
does it make a difference if
it's a woman?Copy !req
192. Because it's hot!Copy !req
193. Even a dried-up old bran flake
like you should be able to see
that.Copy !req
194. If I'm a bran flake,
he's a slutty Sugar Puff.Copy !req
195. Urgh. Can't really take more
than one lengthy toilet break
per morning.Copy !req
196. Downtime here is
non-existent.Copy !req
197. - Anything?
- I'm sorry?Copy !req
198. In the loo. How did it go?Copy !req
199. You want to know if I...?Copy !req
200. Ideas, leads, pitches?
Did you not come up with
anything?Copy !req
201. I was on the loo, Alan.Copy !req
202. Oh! Can you two keep it down a
bit?Copy !req
203. Listen, I've ordered up
1,000 business cards.Copy !req
204. I had to make a call on
the name.Copy !req
205. Oh, fine. I liked them both.
Which did you go for?
Consultio or Consultius?Copy !req
206. Consultio / Consultius.Copy !req
207. - How do you mean?
- Oh, for God's sake!Copy !req
208. I wonder if Mrs Sugar's
allowed to sleep in the board
room.Copy !req
209. The name is Consultio /
Consultius. Got both bases
covered.Copy !req
210. I've got our cover letter
ready to print.Copy !req
211. Right, and as of now, Alan,
how many solid contracts or
leads do we have?Copy !req
212. That's for me to know
and you to find out!
Print, you damnable fudger!Copy !req
213. Maybe there's a connection
problem. The printer's
not connected.Copy !req
214. It's wireless.Copy !req
215. It's not wireless.
It doesn't say wireless.
It needs wires.Copy !req
216. Shall I say,
or live in his dream world?Copy !req
217. Screw it. Sort it later.
Stick it on the later-base.Copy !req
218. Good. I'm sure it'll
work... later.Copy !req
219. Hello?Copy !req
220. Mark. Tell him I'm going out.Copy !req
221. - Where?
- Anywhere. Milk.Copy !req
222. Scotch tape it, buddy.
Where'd Suze go?Copy !req
223. Er... to get milk.Copy !req
224. But we already have milk.Copy !req
225. I don't think
it's really about the milk.Copy !req
226. Well, what is it about, Mark,
if you're the big expert?Copy !req
227. She's seeing someone. Is it
that guy from the Smeg oven
shop or the monk?Copy !req
228. I... don't know.Copy !req
229. You don't know? Then you
should keep your trap shut if
you don't know.Copy !req
230. Did that occur to you?
So when are your 2,000 notes
gonna make their appearance?Copy !req
231. Oh, yeah, right, soon.Copy !req
232. Don't tell him it's in my
pocket. Tell him it's not in
my pocket.Copy !req
233. I was wondering whether, in
the current climate,Copy !req
234. it'll be possible to recoup
such a big investment.Copy !req
235. Relax, Mark. You've seen this
from the Sales Direct guys?Copy !req
236. They say they look forward
to hearing from us.Copy !req
237. They look forward to it.
What about that doesn't
spell serious interest?Copy !req
238. Just keep nodding and
smiling.Copy !req
239. Nodding and smiling like Colonel
Gaddafi's psychoanalyst.Copy !req
240. It's great, having an
affair.Copy !req
241. It is exciting.Copy !req
242. Like when you called, and I
thought, "Oh, hell!"Copy !req
243. But then I told Gail you were
someone else, and she bought
it!Copy !req
244. It was totally mad.Copy !req
245. Yeah. Mad, mad shit.Copy !req
246. Gail. Follow my lead.Copy !req
247. Heading for a sexy lesbo
threesome!Copy !req
248. Hi!Copy !req
249. I thought you were
going to your Mensa party?Copy !req
250. Shirt too much? Shit, do I
possibly look a total dick
here?Copy !req
251. - Who's er..?
- He's just getting some
dope. Jeremy, Gail.Copy !req
252. - Hi, how are you doing?
- Good. Just a local pothead.Copy !req
253. I live upstairs. Buy the pot
here, take it there.Copy !req
254. That's my system.
If you can call it a system.Copy !req
255. Cool.Copy !req
256. You should go.Copy !req
257. She'll sniff us out. She's in
Mensa, she is a genius.Copy !req
258. OK, well, see you around,
neighbor!Copy !req
259. Not so clever now I'm humping
your girlfriend, are you?Copy !req
260. You might be a Mensan,
but you haven't figured that
out.Copy !req
261. Bye!Copy !req
262. It's perfect.
Happy birthday, Elena.Copy !req
263. Where's real Elena? Aren't you
cooking her breakfast?Copy !req
264. She can't make it. Gail took
the morning off work and
surprised her.Copy !req
265. How's the affair?Copy !req
266. Good. Yeah, it's hot.Copy !req
267. We were gonna watch
The Wrestler,Copy !req
268. but she'd seen it with Gail,
so we watched Grand Designs.Copy !req
269. Then Gail came home and so
I had to leave. But yeah,
pretty hot.Copy !req
270. Right. Great. Tell you what,
shall I make us both some
pancakes?Copy !req
271. That would be nice.Copy !req
272. Urgh. Big Suze. She keeps
leaving these endless messagesCopy !req
273. about how pissed off
she is with JohnsonCopy !req
274. and how he writes his name
on all the fruitCopy !req
275. and if she eats a Johnson
orange, he loses it.Copy !req
276. How's Consultiarium?Copy !req
277. Brilliant. And one good thing
is, I'm worrying quite a lot
of the timeCopy !req
278. whether Johnson is losing his
nut.Copy !req
279. - Really?
- Yeah. I look at him
sometimes nowCopy !req
280. and think,
"Has Daddy's hat fallen off?"Copy !req
281. Daddy's hat?Copy !req
282. Yes, has Daddy's hat fallen
off and he's just standing
there, naked?Copy !req
283. I don't know?Copy !req
284. He'll probably be fine.Copy !req
285. Mark, scratch the pancakes.
Gail's gone out to Pilates.
I've got a window.Copy !req
286. - You're summoned.
- Exactly. Back to the
coalface.Copy !req
287. Right, OK, keys, condoms,
present.Copy !req
288. OK, off to my affair.
See you later.Copy !req
289. What am I gonna do?
Is it gonna be OK?Copy !req
290. It doesn't feel OK.
He seems mental.Copy !req
291. And that's the front room,
naturally.Copy !req
292. Jez, why -Copy !req
293. Relax. It's just neighbors come
to have a chat about you working
in a Mexican restaurant.Copy !req
294. What? No. No, Jeremy.Copy !req
295. Gail walked in
out of the blue again.Copy !req
296. And I thought, wouldn't it be
greatCopy !req
297. if you were to track
her movements for me?Copy !req
298. - What?
- So you want to work in a
Mexican restaurant?Copy !req
299. - Er—
- Yup. Yes, he is. Sign him up!Copy !req
300. Right, booze.Copy !req
301. Oh, I don't believe it,
I've forgotten to get booze!Copy !req
302. I'm not a big drinker
anyway, so—Copy !req
303. Nonsense. I'll pop to the
offy.Copy !req
304. And, Elena, you wanted me
to remind you about the thing?Copy !req
305. - The thing?
- Elena! Remember?Copy !req
306. You said, "My car's on pay
and display, remind me." So
I'm reminding you.Copy !req
307. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
308. I'll walk you down!Copy !req
309. You two will get along great.
Gail's a genius.Copy !req
310. I'm not a genius. I just have
a very high IQ. I'm a Mensan.Copy !req
311. It means she's very
perceptive. She spots things
that other people miss.Copy !req
312. She's highly attuned.Copy !req
313. I'm the fuck-pie's pastry
crust, holding the disgusting
ingredients together.Copy !req
314. There's room at Banditos for
an English-speaking
gunslinger!Copy !req
315. I'm not sure I need to sink
to washing-up just yet!Copy !req
316. £100 a shift with tips.
You could try a shift and see?Copy !req
317. Maybe I could juggle it.
Johnson by day, Bandito
by night.Copy !req
318. Rich Mark gives to Poor
Mark. I could be the Zorro of
myself!Copy !req
319. That could be interesting.Copy !req
320. The timing's quite good.Copy !req
321. I've got a couple of staff
who are moving on.Copy !req
322. Oh, God!Copy !req
323. Call me at the restaurant.
Will you tell E I've grabbed an
early one?Copy !req
324. Don't go. Stay.Copy !req
325. - Why?
- Why?Copy !req
326. Why. "Why?" she asks.
Yes, why?Copy !req
327. Because I've got
one or two questions.Copy !req
328. For instance,
delineate for me, if you can,Copy !req
329. the main points of difference
between the burrito and the
enchilada?Copy !req
330. There's a video, Mark. I'm
gonna go.Copy !req
331. No, I really, really
want you to stay.Copy !req
332. I'm in a relationship, Mark.Copy !req
333. Oh, no, God, I didn't mean...Copy !req
334. And it's a same-sex
relationship.Copy !req
335. No, I...Copy !req
336. And I don't find you
attractive, even speaking
objectively.Copy !req
337. Great. The big triple.
Uninterested, unavailable,
and physically repulsed.Copy !req
338. Come on! We've got a window!Copy !req
339. I'm just not in the mood.Copy !req
340. Do you think I was in the mood
this morning? Of course not,
but I didn't let that stop me.Copy !req
341. We need to be more careful.Copy !req
342. Gail's in Mensa, for God's
sakes.Copy !req
343. She reads books for fun!Copy !req
344. We should go. You go
first, I'll leave it five
minutes.Copy !req
345. Fine.Copy !req
346. Hello! I'm back!
And I got the booze.Copy !req
347. Rum?Copy !req
348. Yeah, yeah. I got some rum.
Everyone likes rum, don't
they?Copy !req
349. And I have to admit I had
a bit on the way back.Copy !req
350. You drank half a bottle of rum
on your way back from the
shop?Copy !req
351. You know how it is when
you can't wait a secondCopy !req
352. to get a hit
of that neat, sweet rum.Copy !req
353. Maybe I dodged a bullet with
Alan.Copy !req
354. I can take my two grand and
head to the hills with the
Banditos!Copy !req
355. Got your swipe fob?
Remember the opener?Copy !req
356. "Hey, can I get some nachos or
margaritas to kick you hombres
off?"Copy !req
357. Great. Now get out there
and work that tush.Copy !req
358. Tits and teeth, Mark.
Tits and teeth.Copy !req
359. This is terrifying.
Just me and the publicCopy !req
360. and some laminated menus
for protection.Copy !req
361. OK, here goes!Copy !req
362. Hi guys, party of four?
Let me show you to a table.Copy !req
363. I'll grab you some menus,
but first can I get some
nachos,Copy !req
364. margaritas or something soft
for the little guys, to kick
you hombres off?Copy !req
365. I improvised! I'm the Miles
Davis of Mexican restaurant
waiters.Copy !req
366. Just some menus
and a jug of tap water,
please?Copy !req
367. Skin-flint alert!Copy !req
368. What have I become?
It's his legal right, by God!Copy !req
369. - Mark?
- Hello? Alan?Copy !req
370. Oh, fuck. Oh, no.Copy !req
371. - You got the message, then.
- Message?Copy !req
372. About meeting here. You
obviously got it.Copy !req
373. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
374. I was worried.Copy !req
375. But hey, you're here.Copy !req
376. This is Colin and Naz
from Sales Direct.Copy !req
377. Hi, there.Copy !req
378. Shit! Daddy's hat is back on!Copy !req
379. This is my business partner.
My wing man.Copy !req
380. Mark Corrigan.Copy !req
381. - Mark?
- Oh not now!Copy !req
382. Table four.Copy !req
383. Sure thing.Copy !req
384. - What was that?
- Nothing.Copy !req
385. Are you working here?Copy !req
386. Yes, of course.
I've mentioned that, I'm sure.Copy !req
387. So, you're all set for menus.Copy !req
388. No, you definitely didn't
mentionCopy !req
389. that you'd started working
in a Mexican restaurant.Copy !req
390. It's just part time.
I'm still your wing man, Alan.Copy !req
391. Great to meet you.Copy !req
392. What area are you interested
in taking a look at?Copy !req
393. Table four, Mark.
I ought to be going.Copy !req
394. I'm just settling these
guys in.Copy !req
395. Can I get you hombres some
nachos or margaritas to kick
off with?Copy !req
396. Well, we're grateful
you've done all this up front.Copy !req
397. Thank the Microsoft Office
family. PowerPoint, Excel and
Word - the Three Amigos.Copy !req
398. So, what's your MO?Copy !req
399. Well...Copy !req
400. Can we get some menus?Copy !req
401. Hold that thought one
second.Copy !req
402. Just got to cold-shoulder the
shit-munchersCopy !req
403. before I service the big
swinging dicks.Copy !req
404. - Can we order some drinks?
- No.Copy !req
405. OK! Right,
let's get into this mother.Copy !req
406. We're gonna have
the early bird menu, please.Copy !req
407. No you're not, it's 8.03.Copy !req
408. OK, Mark. Working with Colin
and Naz here,Copy !req
409. I think what we need
is two executive teams...Copy !req
410. OK, smart, super smart.Copy !req
411. I'll do the consulting,
number crunching
and business plan,Copy !req
412. while you cover the fucking
getting us an ice cold pitcher
of Bud. See you around.Copy !req
413. So, fellas,
let's get into this now.Copy !req
414. Heading for a bedding.Copy !req
415. Oh, no. I thought tonight,
let's not do it on the bed.Copy !req
416. Let's do it on the floor.Copy !req
417. - Sexy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
418. Also I don't want the sheets
to smell of you.Copy !req
419. Uh-huh. Right.Copy !req
420. Well, I'm just afraid
that Gail suspects something.Copy !req
421. She's so clever. She found
that sock and she was like,
"What's this?"Copy !req
422. - What did you say?
- I didn't know.Copy !req
423. Nice. Elena, what would you do
if she did find out about me?Copy !req
424. Who would you choose?Copy !req
425. Obviously, I'd choose you.Copy !req
426. Hey, honey!Copy !req
427. Shit! It's Gail.
You'd better hide!Copy !req
428. But you're choosing me?Copy !req
429. Sure, sure. Maybe later.Copy !req
430. Great. Mr Chosen,
on the balcony, in his pants.Copy !req
431. Oh! Look,
I do have limits, you know?Copy !req
432. I have self-respect. I might
jump!Copy !req
433. Come on, Jeremy, we both know
you're not going to jump.Copy !req
434. Maybe I will jump! That'd
show her!Copy !req
435. Quite high.
Obviously I'm not gonna jump.Copy !req
436. Yeah. Pretty good first
shift.Copy !req
437. Sacked by Johnson from my
dream job, but on the plus
side,Copy !req
438. learned how to professionally
present a key lime pie.Copy !req
439. What? Is this some new thing?Copy !req
440. Harassment by flailing
washing?Copy !req
441. Am I being mocked?Copy !req
442. OK, face my persecutors.Copy !req
443. Mark!Copy !req
444. - Jeremy?
- Mark!Copy !req
445. Bet he's naked.Copy !req
446. Mark!Copy !req
447. Of course.Copy !req
448. Jeremy, what was the... thing?Copy !req
449. It's some shirts with a tennis
ball tied in the end. Good,
isn't it?Copy !req
450. I'm freezing.
Throw me a rope.Copy !req
451. - I haven't got a rope.
- What do you mean you haven't
got a rope?Copy !req
452. I don't own a rope. I don't
own a boat or any cattleCopy !req
453. or any of the things
that ropes are useful for.Copy !req
454. What would you do
with a rope?Copy !req
455. Climb up it.Copy !req
456. Oh, sure. Climb up it using
your strength.Copy !req
457. - You could pull me up.
- I could haul you up
using my muscle.Copy !req
458. Who's that?Copy !req
459. Suze. What...?Copy !req
460. Hi, Mark.Copy !req
461. Oh, God, I am in such a mess
about Alan!Copy !req
462. I don't even know who I am any
more.Copy !req
463. I can give you a tip.
Two words - mental posho.Copy !req
464. Is Jez in?Copy !req
465. Sort of. But not really.Copy !req
466. He's so understanding about my
problems.Copy !req
467. You might find that's changed
since he stopped wanting
to have sex with you.Copy !req
468. Where is he?Copy !req
469. OK, Jez, she's asleep.Copy !req
470. You can come through, but
crawl.Copy !req
471. Crawl? Right.Copy !req
472. Then, if she does wake up,
I'll say you're a pervertCopy !req
473. or a dope thief or a sex
attacker.Copy !req
474. Right! Great.Copy !req
475. I'm golden.Copy !req
476. This is good.
It's sexy, romantic, daring.Copy !req
477. I'm like a modern-day
Casanova. Raffles, the
gentleman perv.Copy !req
478. No clothes.Copy !req
479. Raffles doesn't deserve
clothes.Copy !req
480. Oh! He... he was down there.Copy !req
481. But he's gone.Copy !req
482. All right, Jez, I'm coming!Copy !req
483. Alan?Copy !req
484. That was some pretty dumb shit
you pulled tonight.Copy !req
485. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
486. But I nailed the contract.
Consultio is go.Copy !req
487. Wow, that's brilliant.Copy !req
488. Yeah, but here's the thing.
I've had a think.Copy !req
489. And it's a biggie, Mark,
but I need manpower.Copy !req
490. I need capital. I need you.
Are you still in?Copy !req
491. Of course I'm still in!Copy !req
492. Can I trust you? Will you put
your money where your mouth
is?Copy !req
493. Of course you can trust me.Copy !req
494. All the crazy shit we've
pulled over the years - JLB,
Kettering,Copy !req
495. the marketing/sales shit
storm,Copy !req
496. we were always there
for each other, right?Copy !req
497. Alan?Copy !req
498. You followed me.Copy !req
499. Suze?Copy !req
500. Oh, I see.Copy !req
501. Jeremy!Copy !req
502. Got sick of the real world,
want the soft play area?
Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
503. - No, Alan, it's -
- Some wing man you are.Copy !req
504. But, Alan... don't go!Copy !req
505. Johnson?Copy !req
506. Alan, no! He doesn't deserve
that!Copy !req
507. He got it for the wrong
reasons,Copy !req
508. but overall, probably fair
dos.Copy !req