1. Hans, I want you to be
careful taking it out.Copy !req
2. He's a big bastard, I give you
that.Copy !req
3. Maybe I can break him down,
cut him down to size.Copy !req
4. - If you want, I can get
the axe.
- The axe?Copy !req
5. Just a hand axe, Mark, not a
felling axe.Copy !req
6. No, Hans, no axes.Copy !req
7. I can help for a little
sweetener, a fiver?Copy !req
8. A fee? I suppose you never
really sat on that sofa much,
did you?Copy !req
9. Maybe just for about 100,000
hours.Copy !req
10. - I suppose you won't sit on
the new sofa much, either.
- I just need money.Copy !req
11. I won't pay you for
domestic chores.Copy !req
12. I'm abusing my management
position to get you
challenging work at JLB.Copy !req
13. I don't need to be challenged, I
just need something to do in the
mornings.Copy !req
14. I'm tired of staring at my own
winkle all day.Copy !req
15. Careful bringing the new
one in.Copy !req
16. Chipped paintwork and abrasion
to the upholstery means
deductions.Copy !req
17. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Terms and conditions apply.Copy !req
18. This energy drink may cause
anal discharge etc.Copy !req
19. Hasn't got a girlfriend
so he buys a new sofa.Copy !req
20. You can't fuck a sofa.
Take it from me.Copy !req
21. This suit.
It's sapping my vibe, my
powers. I can't think right.Copy !req
22. Well, why don't you get
another job?Copy !req
23. Explore that opening
at the giant beanstalk,Copy !req
24. catching the golden eggs as
they fall from the arse
of the giant's chicken.Copy !req
25. There weren't any jobs
when I didn't want a job.Copy !req
26. Now I do want a job, there
are like, totally no jobs.Copy !req
27. Not just like, there aren't
any jobs, but like, there are
quite literally, no jobs.Copy !req
28. You should just get a van.
With a van,
it's like you've got an MBA.Copy !req
29. But you've also got a
fucking van.
You're not just a man anymore.Copy !req
30. You're a man with a van.Copy !req
31. You get a van, Jez, we could
be men with ven.Copy !req
32. This is a bunch of stuff, got
left on board.Copy !req
33. Thought you could feast on
this lot.Copy !req
34. What is it? Sex stuff? Booze?
Drug gear?Copy !req
35. - Baby shit.
- What? Why did you bring that
in here?Copy !req
36. You two are on some baby
tip, ain't ya?Copy !req
37. One of you's the father of
Sophie's
Jerry Springer baby.Copy !req
38. - We're not doing baby.
- Plenty of time for the baby
later.Copy !req
39. The baby's too big. You can't
look at it, it's like the sun.Copy !req
40. That's the policy.
What's in there, anyway?Copy !req
41. Baby shit.Copy !req
42. So small.Copy !req
43. No, thank you. Put it under
the bed, Jeremy.Copy !req
44. OK. It's going under there.Copy !req
45. Right, it's under there now.
It'll be safe under there.Copy !req
46. OK. Keys, change, wallet,
phone. OK.Copy !req
47. - Jesus, you are something
else.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
48. He took the insult as a
compliment!Copy !req
49. Shit, he could become
invulnerable.Copy !req
50. I'm just going to take off my
flatmate hatCopy !req
51. and put on my much larger, new
JLB manager's hat.Copy !req
52. Have you not sorted this yet?Copy !req
53. Hi, Colin.Copy !req
54. Could you do me a favor
and take a punt on a grunt?Copy !req
55. Yeah, farmyard fodder, a day
player.Copy !req
56. No overheads, no holiday, no
contract.
Cut and shut. A phone pig.Copy !req
57. Ha-ha! Exactly. Cool, bro.
Thanks.Copy !req
58. A phone pig?Copy !req
59. - You're not going to lord it
over me, are you?
- Of course not.Copy !req
60. Maybe I could make him
wear a little colored hat like
they do with chimpanzees.Copy !req
61. A comb with a propeller on
top.Copy !req
62. I might tell him it's a first
day tradition.Copy !req
63. Wow, she's one hot tamale.Copy !req
64. Did you hear the boiler in the
night? Were you hot?Copy !req
65. Whatever.
I sleep naked,
head out of the window,Copy !req
66. so when I wake up it's just me
and the universe.Copy !req
67. But how? Your bed is on the
other side of the room.Copy !req
68. Got a system.Copy !req
69. The maestro, magically
made her think of me naked.Copy !req
70. He didn't even clock her.
Tragic.Copy !req
71. Think she spotted it.Copy !req
72. Just... Yeah.Copy !req
73. That's right, sweetheart.
Ergonomic management keyboard.Copy !req
74. So this is it, Jeremy. The
field of screams.Copy !req
75. Colin will be in in ten, but I
think this'll be your... area.Copy !req
76. What, all of it?Copy !req
77. - Er, yes.
- Cool.Copy !req
78. Whoa, it's tippy! I've got a
tippy chair.Copy !req
79. So you'll just be following
the cold-calling script.Copy !req
80. There's a script? So I'll be,
like, an actor?Copy !req
81. Exactly. You'll be just like
an actor, like Al Pacino or
Jeremy Irons.Copy !req
82. Tell everyone, "You've been
specially selectedCopy !req
83. "for our exclusive
introductory interest rate."Copy !req
84. Well, no, not everyone.Copy !req
85. Because if it's exclusive,
then...Copy !req
86. Oh, my God.Copy !req
87. It's wheels within wheels.Copy !req
88. I've been invited inside with
the bean counters
and the water borders.Copy !req
89. At some point he's going
to find out what goes in
sausages.Copy !req
90. Out with the artificial limb,
the salary man keyboard.Copy !req
91. In with the Dominator,
the Death Star.Copy !req
92. Yeah, Dobbie. I'll summon her
in later.Copy !req
93. "Uh, Dobbie, I seem to be
having a server problem.Copy !req
94. Can you have a fiddle?
I think the problem is in my
pants." Heh heh.Copy !req
95. - Oh, Jeff!
- I'm busy, Mark.Copy !req
96. Not too busy to check in with
your boss.Copy !req
97. You're not my boss.
Don't call yourself my boss.Copy !req
98. I'm head of a team that
contains people of your level.Copy !req
99. I'm your superior, let's leave
it at that.Copy !req
100. I'm on your remuneration
committee, so...Copy !req
101. fingers crossed for that
bonus, Jeff.Copy !req
102. What's funnier - zero
bonus or, like, a humiliating
£103? Both are very funny.Copy !req
103. Just to say, it's all going
super great down there.Copy !req
104. You're not leaving.
You've got to stay until five
or it makes me look bad.Copy !req
105. I've made four sales. I'm
zinging. I'm on top of
the leaderboard.Copy !req
106. I'm in line for Pizza Hut
vouchers.Copy !req
107. You're King of the farmyard?
You're in line for the free
garlic bread?Copy !req
108. - (BEEPING)
- What's...?Copy !req
109. Fire alarm.Copy !req
110. Oh, God. Look at you.Copy !req
111. Frightened little mouse.Copy !req
112. - It's a fire alarm, Jeremy.
- Like there's a fire.Copy !req
113. There's never a fire,
it just doesn't happen.
Maybe in a film.Copy !req
114. There's never been a fire,
anywhere (?)Copy !req
115. Not in an office in England.
You're pathetic.Copy !req
116. "Ooh, fire, please don't burn
me or my possessions.Copy !req
117. "I'm so important and
flammable."Copy !req
118. - Is this a test?
- No, not a test.Copy !req
119. Come on, Mark. Fucking hell,
get your elbows in.Copy !req
120. It's all gone Backdraft.Copy !req
121. What's going on?Copy !req
122. There's a rumor in that huddle
of Daleks it's a test.Copy !req
123. But the phone pigs say
there was a fire
in the farmyard kitchen.Copy !req
124. The maintenance man's pulling
his pud.Copy !req
125. You're management.
Get it sorted.Copy !req
126. Right. A chance would be a
fine thing.Copy !req
127. That's what people say,
isn't it?Copy !req
128. The reset code needs to be
authorized from Frankfurt,
if you can believe it.Copy !req
129. - Mark, can't you reset it?
- A chance would be a fine
thing, Lisa!Copy !req
130. I know what we should do.
A coffee run.Copy !req
131. Corrigan, 200 lattes.Copy !req
132. Good one, Jeff.Copy !req
133. A chance would be a fine
thing.Copy !req
134. A fine thing, indeed.Copy !req
135. Hm, saying that too often now.Copy !req
136. Everything's under control.Copy !req
137. We'll have it all sorted, as
soon as.Copy !req
138. Quick as.Copy !req
139. Oh, thank God, Johnson.Copy !req
140. The great helmsman can march
us to a grain depotCopy !req
141. and we can bed down for the
night.Copy !req
142. Listen.Copy !req
143. Listen up, I just got in
from Aberdeen.Copy !req
144. I want to warn you that you're
probably going to be hearing a
lot of rumors,Copy !req
145. but I can reassure you that
Steffan StraussCopy !req
146. and the rest in Frankfurt are
doing everything they can.Copy !req
147. Talks are ongoing and everything
is looking promising.Copy !req
148. - But I need to inform you that
you're all unemployed.
- What?Copy !req
149. No! I've just started
being a boss!Copy !req
150. What about my Danish sofa,
what about my keyboard?Copy !req
151. I didn't get to show Dad a
business card.Copy !req
152. The doors are locked.Copy !req
153. JLB Credit UK is no longer
existent.Copy !req
154. Thank you and goodnight,
England.Copy !req
155. Alan, Alan, where do
management go?Copy !req
156. Alan, let me in! Alan!Copy !req
157. The last Beemer out of
Saigon.Copy !req
158. I'm at the mercy of the
Vietnamese peasants.Copy !req
159. Please don't put me in a
bamboo cage.Copy !req
160. Everything's just gone tits
up. How mad is that?
Headfuck or what?Copy !req
161. Yes, Jeremy. It is indeed a
headfuck.Copy !req
162. - Exactly. Pete was saying a
bunch might go down the Crown.
- The Crown?Copy !req
163. Where everyone goes
on a Friday?Copy !req
164. Oh, yeah, right.
Down the Crown.Copy !req
165. Great, one morning and
he fits in better than me.Copy !req
166. Gone. All the lovely power.Copy !req
167. Might as well delete my
spreadsheet of
her coffee-break times.Copy !req
168. I can't believe this. I can't.
They've really screwed us, man.Copy !req
169. They've screwed me. They've
diddled you, at most.Copy !req
170. It's like JLB never existed.Copy !req
171. Puff! Just puff!Copy !req
172. Gone. So sad.Copy !req
173. Ooh.Copy !req
174. Urgh. Sophie. Alcohol.Copy !req
175. That can't be good for our
baby.Copy !req
176. It's not our baby. Can you
stop saying that?Copy !req
177. Ouch. Another one.Copy !req
178. You should give her a warning
look. Let's try and
give her one.Copy !req
179. Is it OK, do you think,
to get involved?Copy !req
180. I guess a bit of one of us is
on board.Copy !req
181. The baby is a bit like our
embassy on her territory.Copy !req
182. Let's not have a little
pisshead, Mark.Copy !req
183. The first of many pub
visits the baby's going to
ruin.Copy !req
184. Hi. We were just wondering...Copy !req
185. - What?
- The wine, Soph.Copy !req
186. - I've had one small glass.
- We both know that's not
true,Copy !req
187. so let's start with the facts,
shall we?Copy !req
188. - Cheers, Soph.
- Oh. We thought...Copy !req
189. One small spritzer, should I
have got written permission?Copy !req
190. Permission! Listen to her,
she's exaggerating for
comic effect.Copy !req
191. - It certainly has put me well
and truly in my place.
- Guess what?Copy !req
192. You love me and you want
to move to Norway?Copy !req
193. Pete heard we're in profit.
The German outfit's the one
tanking,Copy !req
194. but Strauss is closing up the
UK to save the mothership.Copy !req
195. Jesus! You're kidding, is that
true?Copy !req
196. Dunno, it might be one of
those rumors
you get after disasters.Copy !req
197. Like, did you know nobody with
an Apple Mac died on 9/11?Copy !req
198. But we can't let them split up
the team.Copy !req
199. I mean, you and me and, and,
you know, Lisa.Copy !req
200. It would be a tragedy...
If I couldn't see you any
more.Copy !req
201. - We've got to fight back.
- Yeah!Copy !req
202. Hear, hear.
It's too beautiful a thing
to let just go puff!Copy !req
203. OK, gotta build a JLB
life-raft. Haul Dobbie out of
the water.Copy !req
204. "Come aboard, shipmate. Now
let's get you out
of those wet clothes."Copy !req
205. I was thinking, JLB Survivors
Campaign Group.Copy !req
206. Right, yeah. A grassroots
campaign to get justice.Copy !req
207. Grassroots, yeah. But with me
as the chair.Copy !req
208. Or president. Which do you
reckon?
Doesn't matter.Copy !req
209. We'll campaign and I'll write
a blogCopy !req
210. and I'll write to my MP and I
might go on The One Show...Copy !req
211. And I've got an idea for a
rather savage
satirical cartoon.Copy !req
212. We could do a benefit night
and I might do a skit.Copy !req
213. You, in a skit? In front of
people?Copy !req
214. It would be fun. I might do a
skit with Dobbie.Copy !req
215. Oh, right. I get it. The swish
of the curtain,Copy !req
216. the smell of the greasepaint.
The rub-job
in the dressing room.Copy !req
217. Oi, oi.Copy !req
218. 3:40pm. Back home.
Slightly pissed.Copy !req
219. Guess what? We both went to
work and it was brilliant,Copy !req
220. but then the company got
shut down
and it was mad shit.Copy !req
221. - We're both out of a job.
- Oh, well. More work for the
men with ven.Copy !req
222. Recession. Supper time for the
vanners, dude.Copy !req
223. All these big beasts going
belly up, we're
just vanning their shit out.Copy !req
224. Might give my contact a bell.Copy !req
225. See what bits of the JLB
corpse there
are to chow down on.Copy !req
226. Hans, please. This is hard for
us.Copy !req
227. - I feel that something has
died inside, don't you, Mark?
- Uh huh.Copy !req
228. It's such a weird day for all
of us JLBers.Copy !req
229. I mean, the whole thing has
gone. Just puff!Copy !req
230. Can you stop doing that?Copy !req
231. Why? I'm really depressed.Copy !req
232. - You're not allowed to be
depressed.
- Why?Copy !req
233. You're freeloading on my
trauma. You're a grief thief.Copy !req
234. Bollocks. I really felt I was
finding my niche.Copy !req
235. You can't find your niche
between 9 and 11.30.Copy !req
236. Since when did you set
the niche-finding the times?Copy !req
237. You're romanticizing this job
because you'll never get to do
it again.Copy !req
238. Oi, oi, oi! Byatt, Drabble.Copy !req
239. Relax. Come and have a look at
this.Copy !req
240. Jesus. Look at it.Copy !req
241. I wonder who's
Prime Minister when
I've finished the repayments.Copy !req
242. An unborn Miliband?Copy !req
243. The depression is here and my
new sofa is a white elephant.Copy !req
244. - It's a creamy elephant.
- Please don't call it that.Copy !req
245. I think I'm going to be sick.Copy !req
246. Jez, listen. If you're at a
loose end, I might need
a couple of guys,Copy !req
247. do a job, cash in hand.Copy !req
248. The high quality upholstery is
like a knife in my back.Copy !req
249. All we need is another guy.Copy !req
250. Any guy with hands and arms
and legsCopy !req
251. who might be around to just
jump in the van and
earn a few quid.Copy !req
252. A guy...Copy !req
253. A guy who needs a bit of cash,
a guy, a guy, a guy...Copy !req
254. Where can we find just a
regular guy, any guy?Copy !req
255. I'm trying to think, but I
can't think.Copy !req
256. How did this happen? I
woke up Branson,Copy !req
257. end the day humping shit
cash-in-hand
for Super Hans.Copy !req
258. Where do I go?Copy !req
259. You're riding bitch on the
bitch rack.Copy !req
260. God, Hans is my boss.Copy !req
261. Jeremy is probably my line
manager.Copy !req
262. Sorry for the delay.Copy !req
263. While I was waiting for foodCopy !req
264. I actually sketched out a
potential inviteCopy !req
265. for the JLB Survivors
fundraiser.Copy !req
266. It's just a satirical sideswipe
at the corporate culture.Copy !req
267. Star Wars? "If you stroke my
down I shall become more
purrfulCopy !req
268. "than you can possibly
imagine."Copy !req
269. Yeah.Copy !req
270. Isn't down for a duck, not a
cat?Copy !req
271. Yes, but it's got to be cat
because of "purrful."Copy !req
272. Does it? Yes.Copy !req
273. But, "If you stroke my
down..." It's definitely
got to be a duck.Copy !req
274. You're over-analyzing. People
will be laughing so hardCopy !req
275. they won't be thinking about
what it does or doesn't mean.Copy !req
276. Where's my fucking nuggets?Copy !req
277. I've dropped about six
social classes since this
morning.Copy !req
278. - Where's my onion rings?
- This is, this is...Copy !req
279. You fucked this order right
up, haven't you? Eh?Copy !req
280. Haven't you?Copy !req
281. - Eh? Answer me.
- Yes.Copy !req
282. Right, I'm having your chicken
rack. Jez, you can have the
chips.Copy !req
283. You can have this little bit
of matter.Copy !req
284. For once in my life I've done
enough physical laborCopy !req
285. to merit a high-carb mealCopy !req
286. and all I'm left with is an
indeterminate puck of gristle.Copy !req
287. Boss of the JLB survivors.
Yes! Probably a lot of
organizations got startedCopy !req
288. to bag pussy for their
leaders. Charles Manson
and his family, Henry VIIICopy !req
289. and the Church of England.Copy !req
290. I've been doing vodka shots
with the phone pigs.Copy !req
291. It's great to see all the old
faces.Copy !req
292. Yes, I invited everyone,
even Steffan Strauss from
Frankfurt,Copy !req
293. though I doubt he'll be
showing his face,
not after my cartoon.Copy !req
294. - You saw the cartoon, Soph?
- Yeah.Copy !req
295. - Did you like it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. Oh, brilliant.
What did you like about it?Copy !req
297. It was a sort of joke,
wasn't it?Copy !req
298. That's right, Soph,
exactly.Copy !req
299. I'm not gonna squeeze
too much praise
out of that dry old stone.Copy !req
300. Probably went straight
over her head.Copy !req
301. - Dobbs, hey there.
- Hi, Mark.Copy !req
302. Did you get a chance to have a
look at my speech? Was it OK?Copy !req
303. Oh, yeah, amazing.Copy !req
304. Martin Luther Corrigan.Copy !req
305. Should I call head office
avaricious profit cannibals,
or mendacious bonus junkies?Copy !req
306. Well, you're the boss, you
decide.Copy !req
307. Exactly, I'm the boss.Copy !req
308. I am the boss again.Copy !req
309. I'd better go, make sure
Skunky Pete knows
how to crank up the volume.Copy !req
310. Tell him to turn it up to 11.Copy !req
311. That's a Spinal Tap joke.Copy !req
312. I know.Copy !req
313. Look at them all,
nervous now, that's natural.Copy !req
314. This is how Frost felt before
That Was The Week, or Through
The Keyhole.Copy !req
315. - How do I look? Do I look all
right?
- You're going to be great.Copy !req
316. Thanks. I just need...Copy !req
317. The moustache?Copy !req
318. I'm having a mini wobble
on the moustache.
What do you think?Copy !req
319. I just feel, I'm not trying to
associate JLB HQ with the Nazis,Copy !req
320. that would be reductive.
I want to hint at
certain similaritiesCopy !req
321. in terms of the unquestioning
approach both power structuresCopy !req
322. want their underlings
to adopt.
Will people get that?Copy !req
323. Yeah.Copy !req
324. Maybe an Erich Honecker,Copy !req
325. a Bismarck, something
a little more tasty?Copy !req
326. You've got to get
the shit-munchers onside.Copy !req
327. Adolf is a guaranteed hooter.Copy !req
328. Hitler me, Jez.Copy !req
329. I'm becoming the Fuhrer -
the Fuhrer of laughs.Copy !req
330. So, what have we here?
An ailing patient,Copy !req
331. but one who's delivering
consistent profits, except for
2003.Copy !req
332. What on earth happened here?Copy !req
333. Barbara spunked a grand
on the Christmas do.Copy !req
334. Should have kept line for
myself. She
doesn't know who Barbara is.Copy !req
335. So, let the surgery begin.Copy !req
336. Bloody hell, this is great!Copy !req
337. I've single-handedly
re-launched the satire boom.Copy !req
338. Oh, my God. They loved it!Copy !req
339. They didn't seem to go crazy
for the outsourcing IT
material.Copy !req
340. Maybe they spunked their wad
on the farmyard cattle shit.Copy !req
341. I know, that was massive!Copy !req
342. I'm drinking champagne,
I've written and directed a
hit play,Copy !req
343. it's the bohemian dream.Copy !req
344. That was funny. Some of the
guys said it could be on TV.Copy !req
345. Oh, God, what
a ridiculous idea, that on TV!Copy !req
346. No, not without a lot of
editing.Copy !req
347. It really is a crazy idea
at its current duration.Copy !req
348. And Steffan Strauss
made it after all.Copy !req
349. I'm sorry?Copy !req
350. Hello, uh, Mark.Copy !req
351. Oh, hi, Steffan.Copy !req
352. We got your invite and we
wanted to show
everyone's appreciationCopy !req
353. from the Frankfurt end for the
UK operation's good work over
the years.Copy !req
354. Did you see the skit?Copy !req
355. Yes, I saw the skit.Copy !req
356. Oh, right. Good.Copy !req
357. I've gone too far.Copy !req
358. Permanent marker. I'm Russell
Brand. Steffan's lovely Andrew
Sachs.Copy !req
359. Has it gone?Copy !req
360. No, and obviously there
must be a lot of anxietyCopy !req
361. over bonus and salary issues,
but JLB is doing all it can to
help.Copy !req
362. That's great.Copy !req
363. Maybe we can chat further when
you've taken off your costume?Copy !req
364. I'm sorry about the
moustache.Copy !req
365. No, no, it's fine.
It's a difficult time.Copy !req
366. To me, Germany is Goethe
and Thomas MannCopy !req
367. and Boris Becker, but it's
difficult to do a Goethe
moustache.Copy !req
368. Did Goethe have a moustache,
out of interest?Copy !req
369. I don't know. I don't think
so. Maybe.Copy !req
370. Really? That's fascinating.
I'd like to talk
with you more about Goethe.Copy !req
371. I really am no expert.Copy !req
372. Oh, you're too modest.Copy !req
373. Come and have a chat next door
when you're ready.Copy !req
374. Oh, into the interrogation
room with the Gestapo.Copy !req
375. Not Gestapo!Copy !req
376. Just normal German
federal or state police.Copy !req
377. So, what did you, um...Copy !req
378. Steffan wanted to have a chat
with you about some issuesCopy !req
379. about your JLB survivors group.
It doesn't look good,Copy !req
380. the accusations flying around.Copy !req
381. We don't like friction.Copy !req
382. Their thing is if the campaign
were to quieten down,Copy !req
383. maybe there would be
a few more resources for
redundancy.Copy !req
384. You might even get your bonus.Copy !req
385. They'll give us what we want?Copy !req
386. No. But they can give you
what you want.Copy !req
387. On a one-off basis, if all
this unpleasantness
was to go away.Copy !req
388. They want to stuff my mouth
with gold. Lovely, chewy gold.Copy !req
389. I could pay-off the sofa,
I could buy the matching
chair.Copy !req
390. I told Steffan you might not
have the arsehole for this,
Mark.Copy !req
391. You need a brass ringpiece
to handle this.Copy !req
392. The question is, can you put a
lid on the squid?Copy !req
393. Listen up, mofos, because it's
the right honorableCopy !req
394. Mr Mark Corrigan.Copy !req
395. Speak for England, Arthur.Copy !req
396. That's good,
he must have Googled that.Copy !req
397. Heil, Mark.Copy !req
398. Thank you, thank you, and it's
great that you could all come
today.Copy !req
399. It's been a great afternoon
and we've had a lot of laughsCopy !req
400. and I'd just like to say
about the JLB survivors group,Copy !req
401. and the final salary payout
battle,Copy !req
402. well, it's been a week now and I
think the time has come for usCopy !req
403. to stand up and say, "We
tried, we failed
and we're moving on."Copy !req
404. What do you mean?Copy !req
405. Look, JLB is a big
multi-national and
it's served us all a great bigCopy !req
406. shit sandwich, but what we've
got to do is
we've just got to eat it down.Copy !req
407. So let's go forward,
conserve our energy,Copy !req
408. let bygones be bygones, turn
the music up and have a great
time!Copy !req
409. Over to you, Mr DJ!Copy !req
410. Oh, great, the chopper's
leaving Saigon without me
again.Copy !req
411. Just get to the buffet,
the safety of the buffet.Copy !req
412. If I stuff my mouth
with enough salami,Copy !req
413. I won't be able
to answer questions.Copy !req
414. What the hell was that?Copy !req
415. Great party. Have you tried the
baba ganoush?Copy !req
416. - What about our money?
- When do we get our money?Copy !req
417. You worked at JLB for less
than three hours. I'll give
you your bloody money!Copy !req
418. There's your money, £14.50.
Are you happy now?Copy !req
419. A bit, yes.Copy !req
420. Did they nobble you, Mark,
in the backroom?Copy !req
421. Are you kidding? I kicked off,Copy !req
422. I want to hurt those bastards! I
think the cartoon rocked them.Copy !req
423. Let me have a think
about another savage pun.Copy !req
424. Oh, bollocks, words and
speeches never change
anything. Let's do something.Copy !req
425. Yeah! Who's up for a raiding
party?Copy !req
426. Got to get Dobby back onside.
The doors will definitely be
locked.Copy !req
427. Time for a futile gesture.Copy !req
428. Let's do this thing!Copy !req
429. Can't believe they
left the door open.Copy !req
430. - Yeah, thank God for that.
- Super Hans?Copy !req
431. - What are you doing
here?
- Going to fuck shit up.Copy !req
432. - No way.
- Fair enough. I suppose
we'd better all just...Copy !req
433. - What?
- Sorry, man. I've got keys.Copy !req
434. Of course he's got keys,
he's carving up the JLB
corpse.Copy !req
435. We're taking what's ours.Copy !req
436. Make your protest through the
agreed grievance procedure,
that's a good procedure.Copy !req
437. - Riot!
- Put it back, bitch,
that's JLB's...Copy !req
438. It's the pass at Thermopylae.
We're the Spartans. No, Hans
is the Spartans.Copy !req
439. - Come on, Mark!
- Hold on, am I a Spartan or a
Persian?Copy !req
440. Fuck it, I'll work it out
later.Copy !req
441. What's the minimum
criminal damage
I can get away with?Copy !req
442. Take that! Our work here is
done! Let's go!Copy !req
443. Snow storm!Copy !req
444. OK, there's a nuclear
reaction under way.Copy !req
445. But I can be a cooling rod.
They're the hard spirits,
I'm the carbonated mixer.Copy !req
446. How can I distract the
savages? Keyboard,Copy !req
447. apparent crusade for justice,
reduced risk of RSI at home.
Double bubble.Copy !req
448. I've got it! I've got the
keyboard!Copy !req
449. Mission accomplished, guys!
Let's roll.Copy !req
450. Why has he got his shirt off?
Any excuse
and he'll take it off.Copy !req
451. Come on, Mark!Copy !req
452. Oh, God, got to respond.Copy !req
453. She's got a cock,
need to get a cock of my own.Copy !req
454. Suck on this!Copy !req
455. Take it, foam face!Copy !req
456. Dobby's hard-on's coming all
over me. This
is my dream, my nightmare!Copy !req
457. Eat my foam, Bowby, eat it up!Copy !req
458. Never foam alone!Copy !req
459. Foam home, foam home!Copy !req
460. Oh, this is better than sex!Copy !req
461. It's easier than sex.
Oh, my God, that
wasn't my main photocopier,Copy !req
462. but it was a trusty steed
when the main one was busy.Copy !req
463. Screw it, who needs
photocopiers
when you've got a womanCopy !req
464. and printer that scans.Copy !req
465. Shall we?Copy !req
466. Yeah, I've copied a lot
of shit on this copier,Copy !req
467. but who the hell even cares!Copy !req
468. Mark.Copy !req
469. Hello, Steffan. What...?Copy !req
470. We're shredding.
What's going on?Copy !req
471. Nothing. Well, I mean,
obviously we're fucking
everything up and the factCopy !req
472. that you're insured for all
this doesn't make
a blind bit of difference.Copy !req
473. - Yeah.
- Yeah, so suck it up, you
douche bag!Copy !req
474. Well, got Dobby,
but there goes the Nazi gold.Copy !req
475. Back into the vault with all
the Rembrandts.Copy !req