1. What?Copy !req
2. What the fuck
is Project Butterfly?Copy !req
3. What?Copy !req
4. - Well, we got a situation here.
- What?Copy !req
5. I hooked up with a chick,
and I'm not saying that
to make you jealous.Copy !req
6. I'm saying it because she was
a metahuman freak
that threw me around the roomCopy !req
7. like an angry kid
with his little sister's
Cabbage Patch Doll!Copy !req
8. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
9. Where is she now?Copy !req
10. She's spilled gumbo
in the parking lot.Copy !req
11. - (SIRENS BLARING)
- But I'm gonna need a new ride.
I blew up my car.Copy !req
12. Are you running?Copy !req
13. Going back to get my shit
in her apartment!Copy !req
14. Ah, shit.
All right, I'm on my way.Copy !req
15. I didn't give you the address.Copy !req
16. Yeah, I can track you
through the chip in your head.Copy !req
17. Wait, you can't see me jerk off
through that thing, can you?Copy !req
18. It's inside of your
fucking skull! How could we—Copy !req
19. I don't know,
technology's a beast.Copy !req
20. Hey, Harcourt, you want
to see me rub one out?
All you gotta do is ask.Copy !req
21. Focus, pervert.Copy !req
22. Get your shit
and get out of there.Copy !req
23. All right.
I'll meet you outside, somehow.Copy !req
24. - (EAGLY SQUAWKS)
- (SIRENS WAILING)Copy !req
25. Fuck!Copy !req
26. New girl! You're driving.Copy !req
27. Peacemaker just killed
a damn butterfly.Copy !req
28. - (RECORD PLAYER CLICKS)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER IN HALL)Copy !req
29. (STRAINING) Ah, come on!
Goddammit, Dad!Copy !req
30. Fuck yeah.Copy !req
31. You have him on the tracker?Copy !req
32. Yeah, it looks like he's
still inside the apartments.
We're almost there.Copy !req
33. Okay, get him out of there.Copy !req
34. - (LOCK CLICKING)
- Harcourt,Copy !req
35. I don't think
I need to remind you
how important this operation is.Copy !req
36. I've got it handled.
Don't worry, I'm almost there.Copy !req
37. You know... in your room,
what you have in there,Copy !req
38. - that's not safe.
- What?Copy !req
39. - You had someone in your room.
- Is it against regulations?Copy !req
40. - I didn't say that.
What are you doing?Copy !req
41. This op is off the books.
We don't have regulations,Copy !req
42. but it's not safe, is it?
For her, I mean.Copy !req
43. - I don't know!
- It's not.Copy !req
44. - What are you doing?
- Watch the road.Copy !req
45. - I also have dogs.
- Okay.Copy !req
46. - Do you think they're safe?
- Are they big dogs?Copy !req
47. No, they're pretty small, but
one of 'em, Emerson, he likes
to wear these little outfits.Copy !req
48. Do you think that's gonna
make him a bigger target?Copy !req
49. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
50. - (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (ENGINE REVVING)Copy !req
51. - (CAR HORN BLARES)
Shit!Copy !req
52. Almost hit that bitch.Copy !req
53. Peacemaker's vehicle's
at the scene.Copy !req
54. Can you change the name
on the registration?Copy !req
55. Yep.
Good.Copy !req
56. - (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
What the hell?Copy !req
57. The report said "an explosion."Copy !req
58. How'd the possum stay intact?Copy !req
59. (SIGHS) I hope this
isn't some cape shit.Copy !req
60. We've got enough trouble
with that maniac
Vigilante running around.Copy !req
61. Shit.Copy !req
62. What's this? Pizza?Copy !req
63. Officer, put that down.Copy !req
64. - Why?
- Because I think it's a face.Copy !req
65. - A what?
- A face. A human face.Copy !req
66. Backup and medical examiners
are on their way, Detective.Copy !req
67. Could you move
any fuckin' slower?Copy !req
68. I'm trying to be sneaky.Copy !req
69. Oh, shit.Copy !req
70. Can you believe this idiot
fucked a butterfly?Copy !req
71. I mean, the man's been
in prison for four years.Copy !req
72. There's not much
I'd believe he wouldn't fuck.Copy !req
73. A bowl of oatmeal,
a grapefruit, some yogurt.Copy !req
74. (SIGHS) I'm hungry.Copy !req
75. Look, I know
you don't believe me,Copy !req
76. but Emerson, he really
does like to wear clothes.Copy !req
77. If you don't put him
in something new
in the morning,Copy !req
78. he'll just whine until you do.Copy !req
79. Do you pet the dog when he
looks cute in these clothes?Copy !req
80. I guess.Copy !req
81. He doesn't want to
wear the clothes,Copy !req
82. he's just willing
to humiliate himself
for your love.Copy !req
83. I think he just likes
lookin' smart.Copy !req
84. - Where the fuck is he?
- Emerson? He's at home.Copy !req
85. Not the fucking dog! Peacemaker.Copy !req
86. What is that, a cat?Copy !req
87. Super neat. (CHUCKLES)
I see cookies in my future.Copy !req
88. (LAUGHS) This is... must have.Copy !req
89. What?Copy !req
90. What the fuck are you
still doing in there?Copy !req
91. I told you,
I'm getting important shit!Copy !req
92. Well, there are too many cops
outside the front door,Copy !req
93. so you're gonna need
to find another way out.Copy !req
94. Do you see Eagly
out there at all?Copy !req
95. Your eagle?Copy !req
96. Yeah, could you,
uh, could you look for him?
Is he out there?Copy !req
97. No, man, I'm not gonna fucking
look for your eagle.Copy !req
98. Harcourt, it's— do me a solid.Copy !req
99. Just roll down the window,
stick your hand outside,
and then crinkle a bag.Copy !req
100. He'll think you have chips.
He'll come right out to you.Copy !req
101. Why are you
feeding him chips?Copy !req
102. Is that
somebody in the window up there?Copy !req
103. Fuck!Copy !req
104. What was that on his head?Copy !req
105. Really?
You didn't fucking trust me?Copy !req
106. Excuse me, ma'am?
Is there any other way
out of this building?Copy !req
107. Just the front door here
and another on the side.Copy !req
108. Okay. You two, with us.
You two, cover that side door.Copy !req
109. There's no exit
on the back of the building,Copy !req
110. so see if you can
get to a balconyCopy !req
111. on the second floor and jump.Copy !req
112. Jump?Copy !req
113. All right,
go around back, go around back.Copy !req
114. - (CAR ENGINE STARTS)
- (SEAT BELT ALARM CHIMING)Copy !req
115. Fifth floor, right?
Yep.Copy !req
116. Damn, my heart is beating!
Is your heart beating?Copy !req
117. No, my heart stopped beating.Copy !req
118. Was that four or five?Copy !req
119. - Did you see that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
120. Hey! Hey, stop right there!Copy !req
121. (OVER RADIO)
Song, just saw someone go from
the fifth floor to the sixth.Copy !req
122. Was he wearing something
on his head?Copy !req
123. Well, that I couldn't see.Copy !req
124. Head up on to the sixth floor,
then we'll check out
this apartment down here.Copy !req
125. - (PANTING) Hey, man, what's up?
- Uh...Copy !req
126. - Freddie there?
- Freddie who?Copy !req
127. - Freddie Mulmamimimim?
- No, there's no—Copy !req
128. No, you guys
are doing chardonnay
and charcuterie, right?Copy !req
129. I— I signed up with the e-vite.
You guys sent me a— a...Copy !req
130. Hondr, Flindr, Tinder,
Grindr. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
131. (HUSHED) Shit!Copy !req
132. - What are you doing?
- Pick those up.Copy !req
133. Knock on doors.Copy !req
134. - Fuck, man, please? Pick 'em up!
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
135. Evan, what is going on?Copy !req
136. This guy broke in.
Call the cops.Copy !req
137. - You call the cops!
- Baby, he has a knife on me.Copy !req
138. - You're helping him.
- Hey, hey! Shh, shh,
both of you.Copy !req
139. - Well, thank you, sir.
- Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
140. Yeah, okay.
I understand.
Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
141. Thank you, I appreciate that.
You have a good night.Copy !req
142. - (PEACEMAKER BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (CRICKETS CHIRPING)Copy !req
143. I don't think
anyone's in there.Copy !req
144. All right, Peggy.
Remember, we didn't
get an answer from that one.Copy !req
145. He's obviously a professional.
Look how he's dressed, Amber!Copy !req
146. Okay. Uh, I'm gonna need,
um, rope, t— twine.Copy !req
147. Why?Copy !req
148. Unfortunately,
I have to tie you up.Copy !req
149. Okay. Okay, listen, I just—
I just want to talk
to you straight,Copy !req
150. from like,
one human being to another.Copy !req
151. I will die of claustrophobia
if I get tied up, so...Copy !req
152. Yeah. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
153. - (SIGHS)
- Oh, fuck. Shit, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
154. It's clear.Copy !req
155. He's gotta be upstairs, then.
Come on.Copy !req
156. - That's the best I can...
- Thank you, man. Thanks.Copy !req
157. Found this.Copy !req
158. That'll work.Copy !req
159. (GASPS) I used to
really love Cinderella.Copy !req
160. Yeah, Tom Keifer and the boys
are like the perfect mix
of blues and metal.Copy !req
161. Fuck yeah.Copy !req
162. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
163. - I appreciate that.
- (FOOTSTEPS)Copy !req
164. Thank you, ma'am,
I'm sorry to wake you.Copy !req
165. That's the only apartment
that didn't answer.Copy !req
166. - It doesn't hurt
too much, does it?
- No, not at all.Copy !req
167. Nice negligee.Copy !req
168. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
169. Evan says it makes me look fat.Copy !req
170. You have better PJs.
That's all I ever said.Copy !req
171. I don't see how that could be.
Jesus, dude.Copy !req
172. Thank you.Copy !req
173. It's nice to be appreciated.Copy !req
174. - Are you fucking
kidding me, Amber?
- What?Copy !req
175. Are you seriously trying to get
him to fuck you right now?Copy !req
176. What? No, I just said
it was nice, goddammit!Copy !req
177. And we also seem
to have a lot in common!Copy !req
178. - Like what?
- Uh, we both love Cinderella.Copy !req
179. (SCOFFS) Seven years, not once
have you mentioned Cinderella!Copy !req
180. What? I talk about Cinderella
at least once a week, Evan!Copy !req
181. You just never fucking hear me
because you're alwaysCopy !req
182. going on about Coldplay
and Foster the fucking People!Copy !req
183. Oh, you're gonna put down
my musical taste now?
How fucking low are you?Copy !req
184. "Pumped Up Kicks," Evan?Copy !req
185. Do you know
what that song is about? Murder!Copy !req
186. You are a murderer!
You are murdering my spirit!Copy !req
187. Oh, yeah? How do
you think my spirit feelsCopy !req
188. when you're trying to fuck
this really cool, handsome guy
right in front of me?Copy !req
189. I am
not trying to fuck him!
- (MUFFLED) Right in front of me!Copy !req
190. But you know what, Evan,
oh my God, maybe I will!Copy !req
191. Who knows what's gonna
fucking happen, right?Copy !req
192. Because I'm tied up.
I'm helpless. I mean, anything
could fucking happen, right?Copy !req
193. I mean, seriously,
who fucking knows?Copy !req
194. - (EVAN'S MUFFLED YELLING)
- (KNOCKING)Copy !req
195. Evergreen Police! Open the door,
or we'll break it in!Copy !req
196. Fuck.Copy !req
197. - Fuck.
(BANGING ON DOOR)
Evergreen Police!Copy !req
198. - (EVAN LAUGHS)
Asshole!Copy !req
199. - There he is.
- (PEACEMAKER GRUNTS)Copy !req
200. (QUICK BREATHS) Whoo!Copy !req
201. - (PEACEMAKER GROANS)
- (HEAVY THUD)Copy !req
202. - Fuck!
- Ow.Copy !req
203. Oh, thank God!Copy !req
204. Hey, hey.Copy !req
205. - (GRUNTS)
- (BINDLE CLATTERS)Copy !req
206. - (GASPS)
- (HEAVY THUD)Copy !req
207. - Ooh!
- Wow.Copy !req
208. (MUTTERING) Ah, fuck.Copy !req
209. God dammit.Copy !req
210. Come on! This is—
- Where is he?Copy !req
211. - (PANTING) Jumped.
- (EVAN GROANING)Copy !req
212. My wife is a dick!
You're a fucking dick!Copy !req
213. 'Cause you don't have one!Copy !req
214. Detective Song,
this is Captain Miele.Copy !req
215. - Do you copy?
Copy, Captain.Copy !req
216. I've arrived with backup.
Have you located the suspect?Copy !req
217. They're saying
he jumped off the rear
of the building, Captain.Copy !req
218. - You! Come with me,
back of the building.
All right, let's go!Copy !req
219. - (HEAVY THUD)
- (BONES CRACKING)Copy !req
220. God dammit!Copy !req
221. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
222. Fuck.Copy !req
223. What do we do now?Copy !req
224. - Wait here.
- Listen, I can help.Copy !req
225. I'm stellar
with weapons and combat.Copy !req
226. - Cool your jets, Jason Bourne.
- (GUN COCKING)Copy !req
227. Just be ready to take off
when we get back to the car.Copy !req
228. Being a wheelman
is also dope! I got you!Copy !req
229. - (BOOT SLIPS)
- (HELMET CLANGS)Copy !req
230. You
on the roof! Stop right there!Copy !req
231. Evergreen PD! Do not move!Copy !req
232. Step forward and into the light!Copy !req
233. - (DART FIRES)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
234. - (GROANS)
- (THUDS)Copy !req
235. - Captain?
- (ALL GROANING)Copy !req
236. Captain Miele, do you copy?Copy !req
237. Hey. Come on.Copy !req
238. - (DUMPSTER CLANGS)
Ow, fuck!Copy !req
239. Stop, police!
Stop or I'll shoot!Copy !req
240. - (GUNSHOTS)
- (GLASS SHATTERS)Copy !req
241. (SCREAMS)
Shit! Should I take off?Copy !req
242. No, he's not fucking here yet!Copy !req
243. - (GRUNTING)
- (BULLETS RICOCHETING)Copy !req
244. - (BACK WINDSHIELD SHATTERS)
Dude!Copy !req
245. - (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- (GUNSHOT)Copy !req
246. - (SCREECHING FRANTICALLY)
- Shit.Copy !req
247. - (GUNSHOTS)
- Go, go!
What are you waiting for?Copy !req
248. That thing
better not shit back there.Copy !req
249. You can't housetrain an eagle,
dude.Copy !req
250. Not without stealing its soul.Copy !req
251. - (EAGLY SQUAWKS)
- (SHRIEKS) Whoo!Copy !req
252. Whoo, boy! (LAUGHS)
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)Copy !req
253. You change the car registration
into someone else's name?Copy !req
254. Not only that,Copy !req
255. I changed the fingerprints out
to the same person,Copy !req
256. which they'll discover
when they get the lab results
back in a couple days.Copy !req
257. - That's possible?
- Yeah, for this guy
with two thumbs it is.Copy !req
258. That's not how that works,
but... good, great.Copy !req
259. - Who'd you change it to?
- Oh, Mr. Murn,
you're gonna love this.Copy !req
260. August Ransom Smith?Copy !req
261. Yeah. What?Copy !req
262. I was wondering if you
would mind answeringCopy !req
263. a few questions for us.Copy !req
264. Yeah, I mind.
More from you than him.Copy !req
265. Why more from me?Copy !req
266. Let's just say that, uh,Copy !req
267. egg foo young
ain't my thing, baby.Copy !req
268. Walking scrotum here
doesn't like egg foo young.
Got that, Fitz?Copy !req
269. I'll put it in my notes.Copy !req
270. Where were you last night from
about midnight to 2:00 a.m.?Copy !req
271. I was right here.
And I don't gotta answer you.Copy !req
272. - (BANGS DOOR)
Hey. What's your
fucking problem, pal?Copy !req
273. Playing dress-up again?Copy !req
274. Oh, yeah.
You'll wish it was dress-up.Copy !req
275. Is that a threat?Copy !req
276. No, I don't threat, I just do.Copy !req
277. Now get the fuck
off my property.Copy !req
278. Maybe you can tell us
why a 1976 Ford Comet
registered in your nameCopy !req
279. was left at the Wild Estates
Apartment Complex uptown?Copy !req
280. (SIGHS) I don't have a Comet.Copy !req
281. That's my kid.Copy !req
282. Your kid,
as in Christopher Smith?Copy !req
283. Peacemaker?Copy !req
284. Arrest me or get the fuck
out of here, chopsticks.Copy !req
285. Yeah, well,
we'll be seeing you, fork!Copy !req
286. Fork?Copy !req
287. Why not spoon?Copy !req
288. Everybody in the world
uses spoons.Copy !req
289. Yeah, but that asshole
doesn't know that.Copy !req
290. That's true.Copy !req
291. I mean, spoon would've
been more demeaning.Copy !req
292. - Yeah.
- Makes it like a baby thing.Copy !req
293. You know,
little babies use spoons.Copy !req
294. Okay, adults also use spoons,
but I get it.Copy !req
295. You hear anything
about Peacemaker
getting out of prison?Copy !req
296. No. I mean, you'd think
we would've been notified.Copy !req
297. Yeah, you'd think.Copy !req
298. You could've chosen anyone,
and you put the car registrationCopy !req
299. in the name
of Peacemaker's father?Copy !req
300. I had to act fast.
You were in the bathroom.Copy !req
301. I didn't know
if you were going one or two!Copy !req
302. Was I supposed to text you
when I'm taking a shit?Copy !req
303. - I would've appreciated it!
- I'm not gonna text you
when I'm taking a shit, John!Copy !req
304. Oh, okay, fine! I guess I'll
have to guess what's happening
every time you go in there.Copy !req
305. We're trying to
get this man on our side,Copy !req
306. and you thought
the right way to do that
was to frame his father?Copy !req
307. I don't want to be
insubordinate,Copy !req
308. but I kinda did
some magical shit here today,Copy !req
309. and now I feel like
you're angry at me.Copy !req
310. N— no, I'm not angry
at you, John.Copy !req
311. But I am starting to think
you're an idiot.Copy !req
312. (SCOFFS) Come on, man, don't
use the "I" word, it's not cool.Copy !req
313. Hey.Copy !req
314. - What do we tell 'em?
- Nothing.Copy !req
315. We just got shot at!Copy !req
316. Like... (IMITATES GUN)Copy !req
317. And whoa!
Like, my adrenaline is pumpin'.Copy !req
318. Pumping!
Like glass breaking, everything.Copy !req
319. You ever been shot at?Copy !req
320. (SIGHS) No.Copy !req
321. (WINCES) Kidding.Copy !req
322. - You fucker.
- You're doing great.Copy !req
323. Hey, why are they
called butterflies again?Copy !req
324. Again? We never told you.Copy !req
325. - Okay, Dye-beard.
- Hey, guess what? I'm done.Copy !req
326. Dude, it's not finished.Copy !req
327. I'm not gonna do this if you
keep calling me that name.Copy !req
328. - What name?
- That fake name.Copy !req
329. - You saying I'm fake news?
- No, I'm saying
you're a fuckin' asshole.Copy !req
330. I'd rather be
with Harley Quinn than you,Copy !req
331. I'd rather be with
the Weasel than you.Copy !req
332. The only thing fake news
around here is the beard.Copy !req
333. I'd rather be with
fuckin' Bat-Mite than you.Copy !req
334. Who's Bat-Mite?Copy !req
335. He's a two-foot-tall
interdimensional imp
who stans Batman.Copy !req
336. I'd rather be with him.Copy !req
337. - Is that a real guy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
338. - Let's finish.
- Fuck is the world coming to?Copy !req
339. From the beginning,
I've kept this operationCopy !req
340. completely off the books.
So how did this...Copy !req
341. - What's the dead woman's name?
- Annie Sturphausen.Copy !req
342. How did this Annie Sturphausen
know about Peacemaker?Copy !req
343. Maybe someone's feeding
the butterflies information.Copy !req
344. - Who?
- Waller.Copy !req
345. - It's not her.
- (HARCOURT SCOFFS)Copy !req
346. I don't
think it's Waller, either.Copy !req
347. You don't know her like I do.
I saw Waller
knowingly sacrifice troops,Copy !req
348. including a colonel
in the United States Army,
to meet her objective.Copy !req
349. We could simply be
a decoy team from whomever
else she's really entrustedCopy !req
350. - with taking down
the butterflies.
- Still no reason to give us up.Copy !req
351. Well, the four of us
and Waller are the only ones
who knew about it.Copy !req
352. You're the one who
brought the butterflies to our
attention, so it can't be you.Copy !req
353. And it's not me,
I just put my ass on the line
to save Muscle Man Weekly.Copy !req
354. And it's not Muscle Man Weekly,
because he's the one
who almost got killed.Copy !req
355. So, if it's not Waller
and it's not us,Copy !req
356. - maybe it's her.
- Me?Copy !req
357. Does anyone here know how
she ended up on this mission?Copy !req
358. I got skills.Copy !req
359. I got my Binks-Fendelmire
Strategic Combat Certification
at the age of 14.Copy !req
360. Binks-Fendelmire
is kindergarten shit.
What about since then?Copy !req
361. What are your actual
qualifications?Copy !req
362. And how do I know
that you're not one of them?Copy !req
363. It's not her.Copy !req
364. I trust her the most
because Eagly liked her.Copy !req
365. He tried to bite me.Copy !req
366. Yeah, but not as hard as
he tries to bite everybody else.
It's obviously, uh...Copy !req
367. (CLEARS THROAT) ... Elmo.Copy !req
368. Economos. Fuck you.Copy !req
369. Why do all of you have
such weird last names?Copy !req
370. - John didn't do it.
- Thank you.Copy !req
371. - He's too big of a pussy
to betray us.
- All right.Copy !req
372. Not on purpose,
but okay, follow me.Copy !req
373. So he's, you know,
hanging out, having some fun,Copy !req
374. maybe doing some fentanyl
with a prostitute...Copy !req
375. - Oh, God.
- ... in the back
of a hillbilly strip club.Copy !req
376. He's fallen in love,
'cause it's obviouslyCopy !req
377. the first time he's put
his balls in somebody's mouth,Copy !req
378. and he starts
getting loose lips!Copy !req
379. You know, just showing off.Copy !req
380. (MOCKING JOHN) "I'm on a team
with the famous Peacemaker,Copy !req
381. and we're taking down
the notorious butterflies.
My beard's real."Copy !req
382. Are you fucking stupid?Copy !req
383. Sounds more plausible
than I wish it did.Copy !req
384. What? I don't even like
when my balls are
in somebody's mouth, okay?Copy !req
385. It gives me
the wrong type of chills.Copy !req
386. And all I can think about
is how long it's beenCopy !req
387. since I've gotten checked
for testicular cancer.Copy !req
388. Too long!Copy !req
389. You are so fucked up,
it's adorable, Dye-beard.Copy !req
390. Don't call me that!Copy !req
391. Okay, fuck!
Come on, bro. What the fuck?Copy !req
392. I don't think it's any of us.Copy !req
393. Well, then why did Sturphausen
try to kill Peacemaker?Copy !req
394. Maybe she brought him back
to her apartment for the purpose
he thought she did.Copy !req
395. But why would she decide
after they hooked up
that she needed to kill him?Copy !req
396. - Oh, shit.
What?Copy !req
397. I gotta brush my teeth.Copy !req
398. Cool.Copy !req
399. You left the dossier
of the personCopy !req
400. you're supposed to contract kill
for the governmentCopy !req
401. in the apartment
of some rando who blew you?Copy !req
402. She's not some rando who
blew me, man. We fully fucked.Copy !req
403. I thought it'd be safer on me
than in the car unattended.Copy !req
404. What was I supposed to do?
(SCOFFS)Copy !req
405. - Drop it off at home first?
- Yes!Copy !req
406. You don't understand what
we're up against here, Smith.Copy !req
407. The fate of the country
depends on this mission!Copy !req
408. And nobody told me that!Copy !req
409. Nobody's even told me
what a fucking butterfly is!Copy !req
410. Murn.Copy !req
411. Yes.Copy !req
412. - (PEACEMAKER SIGHS)
Uh-huh.Copy !req
413. You don't think that chick
left any monster STDs
on my dick, do you?Copy !req
414. Come again?Copy !req
415. Wait, is being a butterfly like
a venereal disease of some type?Copy !req
416. Fuck, am I gonna become one?
Am I a fucking dick vampire now?Copy !req
417. When were you gonna tell us
there were witnesses?Copy !req
418. I did kidnap
a couple for a minute.Copy !req
419. Evan and Amber Calcaterra.
Can you take care of 'em?Copy !req
420. You want me
to "take care of 'em" like...Copy !req
421. - (IMITATES GUN)
- No, just—Copy !req
422. just convince them
not to finger Peacemaker.Copy !req
423. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
More like, um...Copy !req
424. I have no clue what that is.
Why are we playing charades?Copy !req
425. (WHISPERING) 'Cause I don't want
to say it out loud.Copy !req
426. I still don't know what that is.Copy !req
427. - Leota.
- (SIGHS) Bribery?Copy !req
428. Yes, please. Go do it. Now.Copy !req
429. I need Harcourt
and Economos here.
Otherwise, I'd send them.Copy !req
430. Be straight with me, man.Copy !req
431. I'm a dick vampire, aren't I?Copy !req
432. No, you're not a dick vampire,
you're just a dick.Copy !req
433. If you keep
your mouth shut, I can tell you!Copy !req
434. Shut up!Copy !req
435. (SOBS)
Everybody fucking hates you!Copy !req
436. And Dye-beard
could be your friend,Copy !req
437. but you pushed him away
like you push everybody away,Copy !req
438. 'cause you're a fucking dick.Copy !req
439. You killed Rick Flag.Copy !req
440. Peacemaker... (COUGHS)
what a joke.Copy !req
441. Buddy?
- What the fuck?Copy !req
442. Hey! What the fuck are you
doing, you... fucking stalker?Copy !req
443. Dude, are you all right?
- Fuck, dude.Copy !req
444. I— I— What are you doing?
Are you looking at meCopy !req
445. and jerking off right now?
Is your dick out?Copy !req
446. What? No!
No, man, look.Copy !req
447. I'm not gonna fucking look,
oldest trick in the book.Copy !req
448. I look and you're fucking
rock-hard,Copy !req
449. and you throw jizz at my face.
No fucking way!Copy !req
450. What? No, dude,
my dick is not out.Copy !req
451. Is that what you get off on,
me seeing your fucking dick?Copy !req
452. No!
Who the fuck said that?Copy !req
453. Louis C.K. piece of shit!Copy !req
454. Louis C.K. said that?
I'll fucking kill that guy!Copy !req
455. No, he didn't say it.
You, you're like Louis C.K.Copy !req
456. Because I'm funny?
- Fucking funny, dude? No.Copy !req
457. (HESITATES) You—
you show people your dick.Copy !req
458. What does that have
to do with Louis C.K.'s
comedy specials?Copy !req
459. I didn't say shit
about his comedy specials.Copy !req
460. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
461. Louis C.K., how he showed people
his dick, he, himself.Copy !req
462. Because he's a ginger?Copy !req
463. A fucking— What?Copy !req
464. Well, I don't fucking know!Copy !req
465. I'm just trying to figure out
the connection.Copy !req
466. Dude, Louis C.K. showed people
his dick, all right?Copy !req
467. He did?Copy !req
468. Jesus, man!
Do you read the news?Copy !req
469. (SCOFFS) No.
What for? It's depressing.Copy !req
470. Look, hey, I'm begging you.
Will you please,Copy !req
471. please just look at my crotch.
Come on.Copy !req
472. See?
Can you see that?Copy !req
473. Why the fuck don't you use
the front door
like a normal person?Copy !req
474. Well, I saw a light on in here,Copy !req
475. and I thought someone
was creeping around.Copy !req
476. I'm really happy you're back.Copy !req
477. - (SIGHS)
Why are you crying?Copy !req
478. I'm not crying.Copy !req
479. I'm fucking doing
face muscle exercises.Copy !req
480. I'm exercising
the muscles in my face,Copy !req
481. making my face... more muscular.Copy !req
482. I can tell... (SCOFFS)
under your mask,Copy !req
483. your face is skinny as shit.Copy !req
484. You don't do these exercises
for your face.Copy !req
485. Some of them look like crying.
They're not crying.Copy !req
486. Well, can you maybe
teach 'em to me?Copy !req
487. (SCOFFS) Yes.Copy !req
488. Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra,Copy !req
489. I'm gonna ask you
some questions.Copy !req
490. And yes, this is a real badge.Copy !req
491. - (DOOR OPENING)
- Fuck.Copy !req
492. Evan,
I can open the door myself.Copy !req
493. I'm being a gentleman,
you fuckin' asshole.Copy !req
494. Dick.Copy !req
495. - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra.
- Yeah?Copy !req
496. Uh, I was just wondering
if you would, um,Copy !req
497. answer a few questions for me.Copy !req
498. We're on the way
to, uh, the station nowCopy !req
499. to look at mugshots.Copy !req
500. Yeah, well, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.Copy !req
501. Firstly, I'm wondering
whether you saw the guyCopy !req
502. in your apartment
that you think you saw,Copy !req
503. or did you maybe see another guy
that you actually didn't seeCopy !req
504. but you think you did?Copy !req
505. And secondly,Copy !req
506. I'm wondering if you've ever had
an all-expenses-paid tripCopy !req
507. to the beautiful
Lake Tahoe, Nevada?Copy !req
508. Are you trying
to fucking bribe us?Copy !req
509. No.Copy !req
510. Oh. I was hoping
you were trying to bribe us.Copy !req
511. Yeah, yeah,
I'm trying to bribe you.Copy !req
512. When I was arrested,
the cops turned this place
upside down for evidence.Copy !req
513. You need some help cleaning up?Copy !req
514. (SIGHS) I guess.Copy !req
515. So, how did you
get out anyway?Copy !req
516. I thought you were in prison
for life.Copy !req
517. - It's a secret.
Dude,
I'm your best friend.Copy !req
518. No, you're not.Copy !req
519. Well,
who's your best friend then?Copy !req
520. Someone you met in prison.
I knew it.Copy !req
521. Dude, it's Eagly, obviously.Copy !req
522. Okay, of all people,
who's your best friend?Copy !req
523. (SCOFFS) I don't even know
your secret identity.Copy !req
524. Yeah,
I don't tell you
my real identity for your sake.Copy !req
525. I don't want to put a target
on you.Copy !req
526. People will try to use you
to get to me.Copy !req
527. Hey, where does this go?Copy !req
528. With the other tapes.Copy !req
529. You think people
are gonna torture meCopy !req
530. to get your secret identity?Copy !req
531. I am extra special carefulCopy !req
532. in all my heroic endeavors,Copy !req
533. which is probably
the reason why,Copy !req
534. and I don't mean to be a prick,
you went to prison and I didn't.Copy !req
535. - Where's this go?
- The CD rack, dude.Copy !req
536. See, when they put my mugshotCopy !req
537. up in the post office,Copy !req
538. it's just gonna be a circle
with a red visor.Copy !req
539. And they're gonna
have to figure outCopy !req
540. what my head looks like
based on the shape.Copy !req
541. And I know I have a bony face,Copy !req
542. 'cause I don't do
face muscle exercises,Copy !req
543. but that doesn't cut down
very much on the suspects.Copy !req
544. Hmm. (LAUGHS)
Hey! Holy shit, look at that.Copy !req
545. It's a funny smiley man.Copy !req
546. "Hey, do you want to come over
and play?"Copy !req
547. (LAUGHS) Man, that's adorable.Copy !req
548. Hey, how'd you get out anyway?Copy !req
549. I work for the government, okay?Copy !req
550. Post office?Copy !req
551. You think they'd fucking let me
out of prison to deliver mail?Copy !req
552. I don't know,
it was the first government job
I could think of.Copy !req
553. Dude. I kill people
for 'em, okay?Copy !req
554. I did it down in Corto Maltese,
and now I gotta do it here
in Evergreen.Copy !req
555. That's... why I'm out,
in exchange for that. Fuck.Copy !req
556. Oh, that's sick.Copy !req
557. I— I used to think
God put me here for a purpose.Copy !req
558. For peace.Copy !req
559. And I always said
I didn't care how many peopleCopy !req
560. I needed to torture
or kill to get it, but...Copy !req
561. You know, lately, I just think
I'm a fuckin' maniac, like...Copy !req
562. I don't know, I'm having...Copy !req
563. feelings about things that...Copy !req
564. Okay.Copy !req
565. Do you think I feel good when,
after some dudeCopy !req
566. does some atrocious act,
that I have to kill them?Copy !req
567. - I don't know.
When I find outCopy !req
568. someone murdered
an innocent person,Copy !req
569. or sold somebody heroin,Copy !req
570. or did some graffiti,Copy !req
571. and I kill that person
with my bare hands,Copy !req
572. their eyeballs popping
out of their skulls,Copy !req
573. you think
that gives me pleasure?Copy !req
574. (SIGHS) No.Copy !req
575. Well, it does. (LAUGHS)Copy !req
576. It gives you pleasure too,
Peacemaker.Copy !req
577. That's 'cause
we're born killers.Copy !req
578. What separates us
from other killersCopy !req
579. is we only kill bad people.Copy !req
580. Usually.
Unless there's a mistake.Copy !req
581. Now, do I sound like
a fucking maniac?Copy !req
582. Hey. What do you say
we celebrate youCopy !req
583. - getting out of prison?
No.Copy !req
584. I have to study the dossier
of the senator I gotta kill.Copy !req
585. I've been saving up appliancesCopy !req
586. ever since you were arrested.Copy !req
587. - (LAUGHING, CHEERING)
- Fuck yeah!Copy !req
588. Yeah!Copy !req
589. It's definitely this guy.Copy !req
590. It's this guy.Copy !req
591. - Are you sure?
- Are you sure?Copy !req
592. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
593. - (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
- (CHILD SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)Copy !req
594. Jesus Christ, you again?Copy !req
595. August Smith,
you are under arrest...
Oh, shit!Copy !req
596. for the murder
of Annie Sturphausen.Copy !req
597. - (HANDCUFFS CLICKING)
- I don't even know
who the fuck that is!Copy !req
598. Get the fuck off me!Copy !req
599. Fuck you!Copy !req
600. And go
fuck yourself, old man!
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
601. Keeya?Copy !req
602. You know that I'm gonna be
working some weird hours.Copy !req
603. And I was thinking
maybe you and the fur kids...Copy !req
604. Well, you know?Copy !req
605. N— no, I don't know.Copy !req
606. - It's not that big of a deal.
- Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
607. You drag me out here,
then you want me to leave?Copy !req
608. (COUGHS) Amber?Copy !req
609. No. I can't believe
they legalized that shit.Copy !req
610. More for me.Copy !req
611. Three years ago,
I would've shot both of youCopy !req
612. - in the face for that.
- (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
613. - What the fuck?
Dude.Copy !req
614. Holy fuck.Copy !req
615. - You're good.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)Copy !req
616. Don't play that crap.
Don't do it.Copy !req
617. You gotta burn that card
before the river.Copy !req
618. Dude,
how many times I gotta teach you
how to play this fucking game?Copy !req
619. - Read 'em and weep.
Dude, seriously.
You're pissing me off.Copy !req
620. Holy shit. Look who it is.Copy !req
621. That's my spotCopy !req
622. between five and seven
during winter.Copy !req
623. (SCOFFS) What the fuck
you talking about, old-timer?Copy !req
624. During the sunset,
that light thereCopy !req
625. comes in through that window,Copy !req
626. and I like the feel of it
on my skin.Copy !req
627. So fucking move.Copy !req
628. (SCOFFS) Yeah? And if I don't?Copy !req
629. Guess.Copy !req
630. Fuck it. Fuck that shit.
I ain't dying for this seat.Copy !req
631. I thought we sent capes
over to Arkham or Belle Reve.Copy !req
632. The system's overcrowded.Copy !req
633. He'll have to stay here
through his trial.Copy !req
634. (BELLOWING)
All hail... the White Dragon!Copy !req
635. (CHANTING) Hail!
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!Copy !req
636. Hail! Hail!
Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!Copy !req
637. Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!Copy !req
638. Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
Hail! Hail!Copy !req
639. You like that, Evan?Copy !req
640. It's definitely not the hot guy.Copy !req
641. - Aw, fuck you, Amber!
- Oh, eat me, Evan!Copy !req
642. - This guy.
- Okay.Copy !req
643. Can I keep this one?Copy !req
644. Sure.Copy !req