1.  Right, kids? 
			  
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2.  And that's how
I defeated Kite Man. 
			  
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3.  Any questions? 
			  
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4.  - Yeah, Canadian tuxedo.
- Do you have a pet? 
			  
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5.  I do have a pet.
That's a great question. 
			  
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6.  I have a pet named Eagly.
He's an eagle. 
			  
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7.  Do you have a origin story? 
			  
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8.  Let's go. Bets right here.
Let's go. Let your money talk. 
			  
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9.  You dumb fuck,
you killed your brother! 
			  
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10.  You killed
your brother, you piece of shit! 
			  
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11.  Truth is, I'm supposed
to be in prison. 
			  
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12.  - For what?
- Superhero shit. 
			  
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13.  - What superhero are you?
- Peacemaker. 
			  
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14.  - What were you in prison for?
- Integrity. 
			  
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15.  I made a vow to have peace, 
			  
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16.  no matter how many people
I have to kill to get it. 
			  
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17.  Your dad's
White Dragon costume, right? 
			  
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18.  How is it so big in this place? 
			  
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19.  It's a quantum
unfolding storage area. 
			  
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20.  It leads to a dimensional nodule
outside normal space. 
			  
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21.  Well, I guess your dad's
pretty brainy for a racist. 
			  
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22.  And if your dad's a racist
and you work with him... 
			  
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23.  I don't work with him!
He makes me stuff! 
			  
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24.  I hesitate
giving you any helmet 
			  
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25.  as big a simp
as you turned out to be. 
			  
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26.  You know you don't have
to call me Peacemaker. 
			  
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27.  You can call me Chris. 
			  
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28.  I have no interest in you 
			  
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29.  other than your ability
to fight for us. 
			  
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30.  I thought
you were in prison for life. 
			  
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31.  How did you get out anyway? 
			  
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32.  I work for the government, okay? 
			  
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33.  - Post office?
- Dude. 
			  
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34.  I kill people for them, okay? 
			  
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35.  Huh? Sick. 
			  
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36.  Eat peace, motherfuckers! 
			  
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37.  You know, lately I'm just
thinking I'm a fucking maniac. 
			  
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38.  Like, I don't know, I'm having
feelings about things that— 
			  
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39.  I don't think Chris is ever
gonna be happy 
			  
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40.  as long as his father's around. 
			  
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41.  I knew you was unclean
when you killed your brother! 
			  
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42.  You killed my brother!
You killed Keith. 
			  
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43.  Well, go ahead and do it,
you fucking pussy. 
			  
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44.  You'll never be able
to get the fuck away— 
			  
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45.  I read your file, Chris. 
			  
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46.  It was an accident.
You were a child. 
			  
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47.  Stop letting that shit
define who you are. 
			  
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48.  Dude, we're saving the world
from a fucking alien invasion. 
			  
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49.  The whole team is injured,
so I was thinking, like, 
			  
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50.  maybe you could call in
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51.  I have a real bad gag reflex. 
			  
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52.  Oh shit. 
			  
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53.  You know, one time I puked all
over Green Lantern, I was— 
			  
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54.  I got seasick from flying
on a green magic carpet. 
			  
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55.  The weird thing
is he fucking liked it. 
			  
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56.  You're late,
you fucking dickheads. 
			  
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57.  - What a meathead.
- Screw that guy. 
			  
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58.  You know he tells
people I'm a puke freak? 
			  
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59.  The Peacemaker and the costumed
crime fighter Vigilante 
			  
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60.  were working
in a deep cover operation 
			  
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61.  for the U.S. government
called Project Butterfly. 
			  
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62.  It's been running for years
out of Belle Reve Prison 
			  
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63.  under the command
of Amanda Waller, 
			  
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64.  who happens to be my mother. 
			  
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65.  Eagly. 
			  
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66.  Come on, dude. Stop it. 
			  
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67.  What? 
			  
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68.  It's too cold outside.
It's too cold outside. Jesus! 
			  
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69.  There, Eagly.
You want to fly, fly. 
			  
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70.  It's just too damn cold
to take you outside. 
			  
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71.  Hey. 
			  
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72.  Mornin'. 
			  
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73.  Fuck you then,
you Cryptkeeper-looking bitch. 
			  
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74.  Eagly? 
			  
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75.  Eagly, come on, bro. 
			  
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76.  Eagly, taking an awful lot
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77.  I don't work for you, dude.
Okay? 
			  
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78.  Just because I'm out of prison 
			  
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79.  and we spend a lot
of time together 
			  
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80.  doesn't mean you determine
how that time is spent. 
			  
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81.  The one fucking day
I don't take you out, 
			  
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82.  you wake me up
like I'm your fucking slave. 
			  
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83.  We need to start making
clear who's the human 
			  
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84.  and who's the eagle.
I'm the human and— 
			  
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85.  Ah, dumb-ass.
What are you doing? 
			  
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86.  You okay, pal? 
			  
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87.  You sleepwalking again? 
			  
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88.  You look like
you've seen a ghost. 
			  
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89.  It's still weird seeing you come
out of your old man's house. 
			  
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90.  - Mine now.
- Hell yeah, it is. 
			  
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91.  Hey,
Keeya call you back? 
			  
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92.  Sorry. 
			  
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93.  Girl can't deal
with me being me. 
			  
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94.  - That's her problem.
- Deffo. 
			  
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95.  Shit. I mean,
I'm about hardcore shit now. 
			  
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96.  That's what I do. 
			  
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97.  Her not being able
to accept that 
			  
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98.  is like her not being able
to accept me, right? 
			  
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99.  I don't know. Maybe she just
doesn't want you to die. 
			  
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100.  - You've seen me handle myself.
- Mm-hmm. 
			  
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101.  What, you think I look
like I'm gonna die? 
			  
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102.  - Maybe.
- Get the fuck out of here. 
			  
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103.  Okay, Charles Bronson. 
			  
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104.  Come on, man.
You know I got moves. 
			  
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105.  I'm just saying. 
			  
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106.  We all might die, okay? 
			  
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107.  Happens every day
to people tougher than you. 
			  
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108.  - And you.
- No, not often. 
			  
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109.  You know, people as tough as me,
they normally die of old age. 
			  
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110.  - That's just stats.
- Jesus. 
			  
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111.  Oh, I almost forgot.
I got business cards. 
			  
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112.  Check them out. 
			  
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113.  Oh, that is... 
			  
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114.  really... 
			  
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115.  cool. 
			  
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116.  - Who's the woman?
- That's me. 
			  
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117.  Okay. Well,
she's, um, kind of... 
			  
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118.  - Gaunt.
- Damn, man. 
			  
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119.  You really killing my vibe. 
			  
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120.  Talk to Harcourt lately? 
			  
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121.  'Course.
We hung out yesterday. 
			  
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122.  She's mostly forgiven me
for airing out 
			  
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123.  Task Force X's
dirty laundry on TV. 
			  
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124.  Did she say anything about... 
			  
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125.  Like what? 
			  
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126.  I don't know. She say anything,
like, about me or anything? 
			  
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127.  Like what? 
			  
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128.  I don't know. 
			  
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129.  No. 
			  
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130.  Hey, Ads.
Thanks for driving me. 
			  
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131.  Happy to do it. 
			  
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132.  Sometimes, these guys
can kind of be 
			  
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133.  up their own asses, you know? 
			  
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134.  - Metahumans?
- Yeah. 
			  
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135.  Sometimes, they say
some not-so-great shit. 
			  
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136.  - Like what?
- I don't know. 
			  
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137.  Just like I'm stupid. 
			  
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138.  That I'm wearing a disco ball
on the top of my head. 
			  
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139.  And they'll be like,
"Hey, why'd you take a vow 
			  
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140.  to be a douchebag at any cost?" 
			  
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141.  And they'll say,
"Hey, the first season 
			  
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142.  of Jersey Shore called,
it wants its haircut back." 
			  
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143.  As if a fucking TV show
could call you on the phone. 
			  
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144.  Just fucking stupid stuff.
I can't remember much. 
			  
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145.  - Oh.
- I know it's 'cause 
			  
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146.  my muscles are bigger
than theirs, but jeez, right? 
			  
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147.  You're a superhero now. 
			  
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148.  You saved the fucking world. 
			  
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149.  Yo, are you sure
this is the place? 
			  
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150.  I think. Mm-hmm. 
			  
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151.  - Mm.
- Yeah. 
			  
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152.  I don't want to be
a joke anymore, Ads. 
			  
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153.  This is all
I've ever wanted, you know? 
			  
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154.  To be a real hero. 
			  
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155.  Are you for real? 
			  
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156.  They're gonna be doing backflips
to get you to join. 
			  
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157.  Welcome, Peacemaker.
I'm Maxwell Lord. 
			  
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158.  My company, LordTech,
finances the Justice Gang. 
			  
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159.  With me are two
of our founding members, 
			  
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160.  Green Lantern and Hawkgirl. 
			  
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161.  Hey. It's really nice
to meet you. 
			  
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162.  Guy, great to see you again. 
			  
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163.  Uh-huh. 
			  
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164.  - You can have a seat there.
- Yes, sir. 
			  
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165.  Would you like
to be called Peacemaker, 
			  
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166.  or do you prefer Chris? 
			  
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167.  - Oh, either's fine.
- The mic is off? 
			  
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168.  Yeah.
Mark that down as indecisive. 
			  
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169.  - Where?
- There. 
			  
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170.  - Here?
- No, there. Look. 
			  
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171.  How'd I get stuck with this job? 
			  
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172.  You're the only one
whose handwriting is legible. 
			  
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173.  Chris, can you tell us a little
about your skills? 
			  
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174.  - My skills?
- That's right. 
			  
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175.  What sort of skills
would you bring
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176.  Besides blowing dudes. 
			  
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177.  Shut up, Guy. 
			  
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178.  Um, I'm considered the finest
marksman in the world. 
			  
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179.  Not just with firearms,
with any weapon, really. 
			  
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180.  Yeah, he murders people.
Write that down. 
			  
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181.  - Where?
- I am also... 
			  
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182.  proficient
in hand-to-hand combat. 
			  
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183.  Volatile tendencies. 
			  
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184.  Guy, chill out.
I've got it handled. 
			  
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185.  I have a variety of helmets. 
			  
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186.  Put it under sociopathy there. 
			  
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187.  Each one has a different power. 
			  
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188.  Peacemaker,
we at the Justice Gang 
			  
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189.  try to avoid casualties. 
			  
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190.  Metahumans like the ones
in our organization 
			  
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191.  are becoming more
and more distrusted, 
			  
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192.  and we can't afford
to stoke the fires. 
			  
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193.  I know, I know. Uh— 
			  
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194.  It says here you served time
for first-degree murder. 
			  
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195.  Yes, that's true, but— 
			  
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196.  And that you have killed dozens
of other people. 
			  
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197.  Most of those
are for good reasons. 
			  
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198.  - And which ones weren't?
- Excuse me? 
			  
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199.  Which people did you murder
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200.  Well, um... 
			  
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201.  I'm gonna be honest. 
			  
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202.  I haven't always been
discriminating about violence. 
			  
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203.  But lately, I've been coming
to terms with the... 
			  
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204.  the trauma I had as a kid. 
			  
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205.  Here we go. 
			  
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206.  Is that popcorn still here? 
			  
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207.  My brother Keith dying
in front of me. 
			  
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208.  Oh my God, dude. 
			  
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209.  You love popcorn. 
			  
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210.  Um, the culture of violence
imposed by my father. 
			  
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211.  It's low on calories. 
			  
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212.  Plus, my butt's been
getting really big lately, so... 
			  
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213.  I don't wanna be like that.
You know, I don't wanna be,
like, ruled... 
			  
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214.  by my past experiences
and anger. 
			  
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215.  My butt's not big enough. 
			  
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216.  Honestly, when I'm naked,
it's just like a line. 
			  
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217.  - Ew.
And I've always said 
			  
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218.  I cherish peace
with all my heart 
			  
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219.  no matter how many people
I need to kill to get it. 
			  
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220.  How many more
of these do we have today? 
			  
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221.  The West Coast has been a wash. 
			  
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222.  - Excuse me?
- This guy sucks. 
			  
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223.  Excuse me. Um,
this is gonna sound weird, 
			  
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224.  but am I supposed to be
able to hear you guys? 
			  
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225.  Excuse me? 
			  
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226.  You know, just, um,
like a while ago, 
			  
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227.  you said I was indecisive
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228.  you brought up
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229.  And just now you were all 
			  
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230.  talking about your butts
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231.  And also, you said that I suck. 
			  
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232.  - Do you hear me now?
- Yeah. 
			  
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233.  And, uh, now? 
			  
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234.  Yes. 
			  
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235.  Fuck! 
			  
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236.  It is not funny, motherfucker. 
			  
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237.  How long has this been
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238.  I'm guessing all day. 
			  
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239.  All day? Who set it up? 
			  
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240.  - Guy.
- Whoa! 
			  
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241.  No, hey, I am not an A/V guy. 
			  
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242.  - I had Stan do it.
- The bodyguard? 
			  
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243.  He is more
than just his occupation. 
			  
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244.  God damn it, Guy!
He is not paid to— 
			  
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245.  What do you want from me? 
			  
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246.  Mr. Smith,
Peacemaker, I apol— 
			  
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247.  Oh my God, how many times 
			  
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248.  did I mention
that rabbit woman's camel toe? 
			  
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249.  - Uh...
- I must have said it 30 times. 
			  
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250.  Oh, didn't go so well? 
			  
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251.  Apparently, one of my skills
is sucking dick. 
			  
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252.  - What?
- That's not a put down. 
			  
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253.  That's a fucking compliment.
Fuck them. 
			  
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254.  I don't want to be in
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255.  What the fuck? 
			  
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256.  After poring over your résumé, 
			  
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257.  examining your past, 
			  
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258.  uh, 18 years working
in the intelligence field, 
			  
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259.  uh, as well as the extensive
interviews I've conducted 
			  
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260.  with your coworkers
throughout those years, 
			  
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261.  and, of course, 
			  
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262.  our lengthy sessions together
discussing your life, 
			  
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263.  I've come to the conclusion
you suffer 
			  
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264.  from a particularly
severe form 
			  
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265.  of toxic masculinity. 
			  
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266.  What? 
			  
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267.  I have a fucking vagina. 
			  
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268.  I assumed. 
			  
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269.  How could I have
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270.  Ms. Harcourt, I have to say, 
			  
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271.  I— I find the insinuation
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272.  from toxic masculinity
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273.  - Sexist?
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274.  - You suppress your emotions.
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275.  - You're aggressive
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276.  That shit's
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277.  - The toxic masculinity?
- The DSM-5 now. 
			  
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278.  You do your best to maintain
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279.  So my face? 
			  
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280.  - I'm getting some sort
of a bullshit...
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281.  - hyper-independence.
- ... non-existent diagnosis
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282.  I'll give you a diagnosis based
on your face? 
			  
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283.  You're a fucking cunt. 
			  
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284.  Come on, man. You don't
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285.  In England, cunt means friend. 
			  
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286.  The NSA
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287.  who does and who doesn't have
the psychological wherewithal 
			  
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288.  - to be employed by the agency.
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289.  I served my country. 
			  
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290.  I did everything,
everything that it asked of me. 
			  
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291.  At the CIA, here at the NSA,
at— at— at ARGUS. 
			  
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292.  Ms. Godfrey, please escort
Ms. Harcourt to the lobby. 
			  
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293.  And now you come
at me with this nonsense 
			  
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294.  as some sort of rationalization 
			  
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295.  for what we both know
is really going on. 
			  
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296.  Amanda Waller may be facing
congressional hearings, 
			  
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297.  but she still has enough power
to black-book me 
			  
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298.  from every intelligence agency
in America. 
			  
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299.  - Ms. Harcourt.
- I have only been trained 
			  
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300.  to do one thing
my entire life, Doc. 
			  
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301.  So you tell me what the fuck
am I supposed to do now? 
			  
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302.  What a fucking life. 
			  
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303.  I just want to say, 
			  
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304.  I don't think
what they're doing is right. 
			  
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305.  I'm grateful for what you did
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306.  Not all of us are on board 
			  
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307.  with the way
they're handling this. 
			  
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308.  Oh, fuck! 
			  
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309.  Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 
			  
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310.  Hey. 
			  
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311.  Hey. 
			  
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312.  Jesus, what happened
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313.  Oh, uh, nothing. I just, uh, 
			  
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314.  beat up my dashboard
a little bit. 
			  
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315.  That motherfucking thing
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316.  Yeah.
Last time I was in that car, 
			  
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317.  I was playing
some Spin Doctors, 
			  
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318.  or Thirty Seconds to Mars,
or some shit. 
			  
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319.  I was gonna kick its ass then, 
			  
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320.  but you two seemed like
you were on good terms, so... 
			  
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321.  I am not on good terms
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322.  How dare you? 
			  
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323.  - So how's it going?
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324.  Yeah. That's the vibe
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325.  I mean, I don't even
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326.  So what's up? 
			  
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327.  Not much. 
			  
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328.  Just, uh, you know,
in the neighborhood, 
			  
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329.  wanted to swing by,
see how your interview went. 
			  
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330.  Perfect, yeah. 
			  
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331.  Now I've been turned
down by the NSA 
			  
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332.  as well as the CIA,
FBI, DIA, and DHS. 
			  
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333.  The entire fucking alphabet
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334.  I... I don't need that. 
			  
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335.  Yes, you do.
You gotta ice it. 
			  
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336.  There. 
			  
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337.  Adebayo's the one
who outed Waller anyway. 
			  
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338.  Why is she torturing me? 
			  
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339.  She can't take it all out
on her daughter, I guess. 
			  
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340.  If it makes you feel any better,
my interview also sucked. 
			  
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341.  It doesn't. Obviously, I know
you wanted that superhero thing. 
			  
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342.  So that's it?
That's why you came? 
			  
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343.  Yeah. 
			  
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344.  Okay. Thanks, I guess. 
			  
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345.  Unless there was something else
you wanted to talk about? 
			  
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346.  Like what? 
			  
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347.  - I don't know.
- Okay. 
			  
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348.  What happened the other night
or something. 
			  
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349.  On the boat? 
			  
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350.  - What, that party boat?
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351.  I remember I didn't want
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352.  Seemed like you wanted to go
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353.  No, I didn't. I told you.
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354.  I don't like parties. 
			  
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355.  Why the fuck would I want
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356.  I was speaking metaphorically. 
			  
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357.  We went
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358.  Oh, you know what? Fine. 
			  
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359.  You agreed to go on the boat
'cause I told you the views
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360.  I was talking about
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361.  When we were on it, I was drunk. 
			  
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362.  Yeah, so was I. 
			  
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363.  Well, maybe you don't
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364.  - I remember most of it.
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365.  Well, then you probably know
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366.  It happened. Whatever. 
			  
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367.  But it was also a mistake. 
			  
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368.  You remember a whole lot
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369.  Not much. Alcohol and fuckups
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370.  - Fuckups?
- Not sure what else it would be. 
			  
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371.  Good? 
			  
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372.  All right,
Chris, whatever. 
			  
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373.  If that's what you want
to think, that's fine. 
			  
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374.  But it's also the end of it. 
			  
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375.  Fine. I don't know when—
why we're on all this anyway. 
			  
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376.  - The only reason I came here
is to ask about your interview.
- It went shit. 
			  
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377.  Great. Great. There's my answer. 
			  
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378.  - Yep.
- Great. Trip well worth it. 
			  
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379.  - Bye.
- Bye! 
			  
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380.  Hey, Adrian. 
			  
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381.  Dude, listen. 
			  
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382.  - It's an owl.
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383.  - Northern saw-whet.
- What? 
			  
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384.  That's the kind of owl it is. 
			  
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385.  Dude, I know
a shitload about owls. 
			  
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386.  Okay, I— I can't talk
right now, man. I'm working. 
			  
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387.  Hey, you moved back
from Belle Reve yet? 
			  
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388.  Uh, yeah, but I can't hang
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389.  - Quiz me.
- What? 
			  
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390.  About owls. 
			  
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391.  Look up owl facts and then
see if I know the answer. 
			  
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392.  Okay, hold on. 
			  
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393.  Dude, I'm like Rain Man,
but with owls. 
			  
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394.  Okay, Rain Man, here's one. 
			  
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395.  Are owl's eyes orbs or tubes? 
			  
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396.  - Orbs.
- Nope, they're tubes. 
			  
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397.  Fuck off, how can they be tubes? 
			  
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398.  I don't know,
that's what it says. 
			  
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399.  Well, how do they stay
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400.  Why don't they just spill out
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401.  - I don't know.
- Well, you think 
			  
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402.  every time you're stepping
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403.  there'd be owl eyes everywhere
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404.  - Veins, I guess?
- What? 
			  
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405.  They're attached by veins? 
			  
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406.  Sure. 
			  
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407.  All right, give me another one. 
			  
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408.  You don't know
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409.  I do, though. Fuck. 
			  
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410.  All right, well then, 
			  
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411.  what do you want
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412.  Nothing. 
			  
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413.  Have you spoken to Peacemaker? 
			  
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414.  Just through email. 
			  
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415.  He seems bummed-out lately. 
			  
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416.  I think he thought
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417.  everyone would finally
treat him like a— like a hero. 
			  
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418.  Hey, Adrian, what are you doing? 
			  
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419.  I'm on the phone, Dave. 
			  
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420.  What does it look
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421.  Quote-unquote "Dave" is here. 
			  
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422.  Well, get back inside, man.
Your section is a fucking mess. 
			  
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423.  Dave was way cooler
when he was a dishwasher 
			  
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424.  - back when we were friends.
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425.  Then why did I go
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426.  Because you showed up
fucking uninvited, Adrian. 
			  
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427.  I guess I gotta go. 
			  
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428.  Oh no, shoot. 
			  
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429.  Great conversation,
though, right? 
			  
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430.  Yeah, it's probably even
better than yesterday, 
			  
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431.  or the day before that, 
			  
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432.  or every single day
since I moved to Belle Reve. 
			  
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433.  Yeah, well,
they're all pretty good. 
			  
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434.  Adrian, you fucknut! 
			  
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435.  I am coming!
Chill out, you fucknut! 
			  
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436.  Why are you saying the same
thing I just said? Hmm? 
			  
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437.  Words belong to you now? 
			  
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438.  - What?
- Sorry, I didn't know 
			  
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439.  you copyrighted fucknut. 
			  
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440.  I did, and you owe me... 
			  
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441.  a billion dollars
every time you say it. 
			  
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442.  Oh, fuck. 
			  
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443.  Economos. 
			  
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444.  - You seeing this?
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445.  Anything unusual
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446.  No. 
			  
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447.  Approach and investigate. 
			  
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448.  Copy that. 
			  
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449.  There has to be a solution. 
			  
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450.  This is the third
metahuman escape 
			  
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451.  from Belle Reve or Arkham
in the past two months. 
			  
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452.  We've got to find a way
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453.  from what is rapidly becoming 
			  
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454.  an existential threat. 
			  
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455.  - General Flag, sir.
- What is it, Bordeaux? 
			  
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456.  Remember that January thing? 
			  
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457.  - The Christopher Smith thing?
- The glitch? 
			  
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458.  I'm not sure it was a glitch
because it just happened again. 
			  
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459.  It's similar
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460.  this summer in Metropolis. 
			  
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461.  The Luthor Incident? 
			  
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462.  Permission to access
your computer, General. 
			  
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463.  Who's surveilling the house? 
			  
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464.  Former black hat by the name
of John Economos. 
			  
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465.  - Oh, right.
- You put him in charge. 
			  
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466.  No, I— I remember, yeah. 
			  
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467.  Excuse me.
I questioned it because... 
			  
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468.  'Cause he was close
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469.  I don't know how close
John Economos can be
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470.  but yes, they worked
together in Task Force X. 
			  
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471.  Economos, it's Flag. 
			  
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472.  Hey, dude, I'm outside
the house right now. 
			  
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473.  You see anything unusual? 
			  
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474.  Define unusual. 
			  
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475.  Oh, why do you always
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476.  I don't know, probably because
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477.  chemical imbalance issues, sir. 
			  
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478.  - John!
- No, nothing overly unusual. 
			  
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479.  - What the fuck?
- What? 
			  
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480.  It— It's nothing.
It's just people having sex. 
			  
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481.  Like an orgy.
What? 
			  
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482.  - Group sex.
- No, I... I... I heard you. 
			  
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483.  Jesus, what is it with this cat? 
			  
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484.  Christopher Smith
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485.  - Is he one of them? Smith?
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486.  One of the people
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487.  Uh, yes. 
			  
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488.  All right. Stay on high alert. 
			  
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489.  Let me know
if anything else comes up. 
			  
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490.  Copy. 
			  
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491.  Send in another agent
to watch over Economos. 
			  
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492.  - I do not trust him with this.
- Yes, sir. 
			  
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493.  And let's move this case
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494.  Priority One? 
			  
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495.  Yeah, we need to figure out
what this blip is about. 
			  
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496.  Last thing we need
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497.  tearing up this planet. 
			  
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498.  What are you doing out here? 
			  
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499.  I thought you were in Blüdhaven. 
			  
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500.  You okay, man? 
			  
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501.  No, uh... 
			  
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502.  You smell like a distillery. 
			  
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503.  You out with the boys? 
			  
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504.  Uh, yeah... 
			  
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505.  What are you knuckleheads doing? 
			  
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506.  Chrisper, I thought
you were in Blüdhaven. 
			  
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507.  Yeah, that's what I said. 
			  
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508.  Well, the three amigos
are together again. 
			  
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509.  I believe that calls
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510.  Yeah,
that's pretty clear thinking 
			  
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511.  for a man
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512.  Why, you, I oughta... 
			  
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513.  - Ah!
- Pow, pow, pow! 
			  
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514.  Hey, here, old man,
before you get hurt. 
			  
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515.  - Ah!
- Hey! 
			  
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516.  - What?
- Nothing. 
			  
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517.  "Nothing, nothing." 
			  
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518.  Oh! 
			  
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519.  "Nothing, nothing." 
			  
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520.  Reminds me of the time
when I came home. 
			  
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521.  What were you, like,
12 years old or something? 
			  
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522.  Oh, here we go. 
			  
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523.  And there's Chris
running around the house. 
			  
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524.  He's being chased
by 30 of these knee-high— 
			  
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525.  What the hell
do you call them things? 
			  
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526.  - Imps.
- Imps, yeah. 
			  
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527.  Running around. 
			  
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528.  I go, "Chris, what the hell
are you doing?" 
			  
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529.  He looks at me
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530.  Nothing? 
			  
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531.  Oh my God. 
			  
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532.  It was a week
before Keith told me. 
			  
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533.  - No, I didn't want to narc.
- Chrisper's rummaging 
			  
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534.  around the munchkin dimension 
			  
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535.  eight doors down. 
			  
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536.  They're not munchkins, Dad.
They're imps. 
			  
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537.  Trying to nab one of them 
			  
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538.  giant peppermint sticks. 
			  
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539.  I found a dead, rotting imp
inside the Dodge engine block, 
			  
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540.  like, three months later.
I cannot stress how fucking bad 
			  
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541.  it smelled. 
			  
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542.  You think that's bad. 
			  
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543.  The next morning,
I was eating my Cheerios, 
			  
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544.  and there's something
sticky in there. 
			  
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545.  I think one of those
little fuckers jacked off 
			  
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546.  - in there or something. Yeah.
- What? No. 
			  
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547.  No. That didn't happen. 
			  
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548.  I don't remember that part. 
			  
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549.  That's the famous Auggie
embellishment right there. 
			  
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550.  Yeah, and it's your fault. 
			  
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551.  - You gotta love that boy.
- Uh-huh. 
			  
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552.  Life would have
been a lot easier... 
			  
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553.  But half as much fun
without him. 
			  
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554.  More importantly, Dad, 
			  
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555.  how many goddamn
imps you gotta fight 
			  
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556.  - before you remember...
- Hey! 
			  
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557.  - ... what they're called?
- Fuck those imps! 
			  
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558.  Bud Light. 
			  
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559.  You got a problem, Jack Sparrow? 
			  
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560.  It's just a compliment, babe. 
			  
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561.  Oh yeah? 
			  
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562.  There a time you whistled
at some chick and she said, 
			  
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563.  "Thanks for the compliment, 
			  
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564.  I suddenly find
your cum-soaked beard 
			  
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565.  and micropenis energy hot.
Let's fuck?" 
			  
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566.  Willing to bet no, right? 
			  
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567.  In fact, I'm willing to bet
no one's ever fucked you 
			  
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568.  for any reason other
than money or fear. 
			  
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569.  Bitch is looking to get swatted. 
			  
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570.  Yeah, you are. 
			  
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571.  Calm down, lady. 
			  
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572.  Oh shit! 
			  
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573.  Stay down, you fucking nutjob. 
			  
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574.  What the fuck
is wrong with you? 
			  
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575.  Dang, girl! 
			  
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576.  Bye, bitch. 
			  
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577.  - Whoo.
- Oh. Oh. 
			  
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578.  Whew. I gotta go to bed.
I got a big day tomorrow. 
			  
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579.  - Night, Pops.
- Night, son. 
			  
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580.  I love you. 
			  
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581.  Love you.
Love you too, buddy. 
			  
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582.  You still talking with the ex? 
			  
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583.  - The ex?
- Yeah. 
			  
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584.  What's up with you tonight? 
			  
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585.  Uh, no, I haven't— 
			  
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586.  I gotta say, I think you blew it
with that one, bro. 
			  
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587.  I think you should
give that another shot. 
			  
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588.  I mean,
I know she's with that... 
			  
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589.  jarhead and all, but... 
			  
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590.  - Yeah?
- Yeah. 
			  
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591.  All right.
Good night, brother. 
			  
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592.  Keith. 
			  
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593.  I love you. 
			  
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594.  Get out of here,
you drunk asshole. 
			  
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595.  I love you too. 
			  
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596.  What is it? 
			  
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597.  It's a magic tunnel. 
			  
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598.  A magic tunnel? 
			  
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599.  So, you don't know what that is? 
			  
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600.  - Mm-mm.
- He's never told you 
			  
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601.  - anything about that?
- No! 
			  
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602.  How do you even know about it? 
			  
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603.  ARGUS has been
monitoring Peacemaker 
			  
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604.  ever since Rick Flag Senior
was named director. 
			  
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605.  Do— Does he know
Chris killed his son? 
			  
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606.  Yeah, so he's wasting
taxpayer money 
			  
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607.  having him surveilled 24/7
in the hopes that he screws up. 
			  
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608.  And a couple months ago,
Maridal radar picked up 
			  
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609.  an anomalous signal
coming from his house. 
			  
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610.  Maridal detects
known extraterrestrial 
			  
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611.  - and ectoplasmic energies.
- Yeah, I know what it is. 
			  
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612.  We thought
it was a glitch. 
			  
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613.  And then yesterday,
it happened again. 
			  
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614.  And that's when I saw this. 
			  
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615.  Hello, I'm fucked. 
			  
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616.  Right. 
			  
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617.  So, what do I do? 
			  
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618.  I mean, it's— it's Peacemaker,
you know? He's like... 
			  
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619.  - Uh, your friend.
- Now that's pushing it, 
			  
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620.  but I don't wanna
totally screw the guy over. 
			  
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621.  But then I think about you. 
			  
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622.  Me? 
			  
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623.  Yeah, you tried to help him, 
			  
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624.  and now yours
and Harcourt's lives 
			  
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625.  are completely fucked. 
			  
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626.  Yo, I'm not fucked. 
			  
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627.  You're living in the worst level
of Grand Theft Auto. 
			  
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628.  That's because Keeya
kicked me out. 
			  
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629.  And because you shared
top secret information 
			  
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630.  with the press,
and now you can't get a job 
			  
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631.  at fucking Athlete's Foot. 
			  
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632.  Athlete's Foot is hiring? 
			  
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633.  Maybe. 
			  
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634.  - Follow up question.
- Uh-huh. 
			  
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635.  Does Athlete's Foot still exist? 
			  
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636.  Yes, there's one
in the Terrytown mall. 
			  
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637.  That's comforting. 
			  
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638.  Look, you need to talk to Chris
and find out the story 
			  
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639.  before you go
sharing shit with ARGUS. 
			  
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640.  You can't do him like that. 
			  
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641.  Look, if anybody sees me
talking to him, 
			  
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642.  I could get fired. 
			  
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643.  It could be ARGUS testing me
for all I know. 
			  
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644.  Now I get it. 
			  
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645.  - What?
- You ain't here for no advice. 
			  
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646.  Fine, I will talk to him
and see what's up. 
			  
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647.  Just— just AirDrop me
the photo. 
			  
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648.  All right. 
			  
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649.  Okay. 
			  
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650.  Did you AirDrop it? 
			  
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651.  Yeah, there you go. 
			  
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652.  - Oh my God, bro, really?
- Oh shit. Nope. 
			  
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653.  No, no, wrong one. Hold on. 
			  
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654.  - God damn.
- That's not my dick. 
			  
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655.  Who the fuck are you? 
			  
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656.  I can explain. 
			  
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657.  Hold on, man. Just— 
			  
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658.  I don't know if you're
a shapeshifter or what. 
			  
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659.  - Just—
- Breaking and entering
into a man's home? 
			  
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660.  That's solid
justification for me— 
			  
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661.  Activate magic stars. 
			  
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662.  Can't be looping Spin Doctors in
with Thirty Second to Mars. 
			  
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663.  Spin Doctors is so good. 
			  
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664.  Oh, jeez. Anybody's better
than Thirty Seconds to Mars. 
			  
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665.  That garage band
I was in for two seconds 
			  
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666.  is better than
Thirty Seconds to Mars. 
			  
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