1. Right, kids?
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2. And that's how
I defeated Kite Man.
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3. Any questions?
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4. - Yeah, Canadian tuxedo.
- Do you have a pet?
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5. I do have a pet.
That's a great question.
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6. I have a pet named Eagly.
He's an eagle.
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7. Do you have a origin story?
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8. Let's go. Bets right here.
Let's go. Let your money talk.
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9. You dumb fuck,
you killed your brother!
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10. You killed
your brother, you piece of shit!
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11. Truth is, I'm supposed
to be in prison.
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12. - For what?
- Superhero shit.
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13. - What superhero are you?
- Peacemaker.
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14. - What were you in prison for?
- Integrity.
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15. I made a vow to have peace,
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16. no matter how many people
I have to kill to get it.
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17. Your dad's
White Dragon costume, right?
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18. How is it so big in this place?
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19. It's a quantum
unfolding storage area.
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20. It leads to a dimensional nodule
outside normal space.
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21. Well, I guess your dad's
pretty brainy for a racist.
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22. And if your dad's a racist
and you work with him...
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23. I don't work with him!
He makes me stuff!
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24. I hesitate
giving you any helmet
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25. as big a simp
as you turned out to be.
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26. You know you don't have
to call me Peacemaker.
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27. You can call me Chris.
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28. I have no interest in you
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29. other than your ability
to fight for us.
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30. I thought
you were in prison for life.
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31. How did you get out anyway?
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32. I work for the government, okay?
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33. - Post office?
- Dude.
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34. I kill people for them, okay?
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35. Huh? Sick.
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36. Eat peace, motherfuckers!
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37. You know, lately I'm just
thinking I'm a fucking maniac.
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38. Like, I don't know, I'm having
feelings about things that—
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39. I don't think Chris is ever
gonna be happy
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40. as long as his father's around.
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41. I knew you was unclean
when you killed your brother!
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42. You killed my brother!
You killed Keith.
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43. Well, go ahead and do it,
you fucking pussy.
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44. You'll never be able
to get the fuck away—
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46. It was an accident.
You were a child.
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define who you are.
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48. Dude, we're saving the world
from a fucking alien invasion.
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49. The whole team is injured,
so I was thinking, like,
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50. maybe you could call in
the Justice Gang.
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51. I have a real bad gag reflex.
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52. Oh shit.
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53. You know, one time I puked all
over Green Lantern, I was—
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54. I got seasick from flying
on a green magic carpet.
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55. The weird thing
is he fucking liked it.
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56. You're late,
you fucking dickheads.
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57. - What a meathead.
- Screw that guy.
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58. You know he tells
people I'm a puke freak?
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59. The Peacemaker and the costumed
crime fighter Vigilante
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60. were working
in a deep cover operation
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61. for the U.S. government
called Project Butterfly.
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62. It's been running for years
out of Belle Reve Prison
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63. under the command
of Amanda Waller,
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64. who happens to be my mother.
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65. Eagly.
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66. Come on, dude. Stop it.
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67. What?
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68. It's too cold outside.
It's too cold outside. Jesus!
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69. There, Eagly.
You want to fly, fly.
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70. It's just too damn cold
to take you outside.
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71. Hey.
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72. Mornin'.
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73. Fuck you then,
you Cryptkeeper-looking bitch.
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74. Eagly?
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75. Eagly, come on, bro.
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for granted.
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77. I don't work for you, dude.
Okay?
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78. Just because I'm out of prison
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of time together
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80. doesn't mean you determine
how that time is spent.
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81. The one fucking day
I don't take you out,
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82. you wake me up
like I'm your fucking slave.
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83. We need to start making
clear who's the human
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84. and who's the eagle.
I'm the human and—
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85. Ah, dumb-ass.
What are you doing?
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86. You okay, pal?
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87. You sleepwalking again?
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88. You look like
you've seen a ghost.
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89. It's still weird seeing you come
out of your old man's house.
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90. - Mine now.
- Hell yeah, it is.
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91. Hey,
Keeya call you back?
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92. Sorry.
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93. Girl can't deal
with me being me.
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94. - That's her problem.
- Deffo.
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95. Shit. I mean,
I'm about hardcore shit now.
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96. That's what I do.
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97. Her not being able
to accept that
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98. is like her not being able
to accept me, right?
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99. I don't know. Maybe she just
doesn't want you to die.
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100. - You've seen me handle myself.
- Mm-hmm.
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101. What, you think I look
like I'm gonna die?
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102. - Maybe.
- Get the fuck out of here.
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103. Okay, Charles Bronson.
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104. Come on, man.
You know I got moves.
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105. I'm just saying.
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106. We all might die, okay?
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107. Happens every day
to people tougher than you.
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108. - And you.
- No, not often.
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109. You know, people as tough as me,
they normally die of old age.
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110. - That's just stats.
- Jesus.
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111. Oh, I almost forgot.
I got business cards.
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112. Check them out.
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113. Oh, that is...
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114. really...
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115. cool.
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116. - Who's the woman?
- That's me.
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117. Okay. Well,
she's, um, kind of...
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118. - Gaunt.
- Damn, man.
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119. You really killing my vibe.
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120. Talk to Harcourt lately?
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121. 'Course.
We hung out yesterday.
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122. She's mostly forgiven me
for airing out
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123. Task Force X's
dirty laundry on TV.
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124. Did she say anything about...
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125. Like what?
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126. I don't know. She say anything,
like, about me or anything?
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127. Like what?
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128. I don't know.
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129. No.
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130. Hey, Ads.
Thanks for driving me.
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131. Happy to do it.
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132. Sometimes, these guys
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134. - Metahumans?
- Yeah.
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135. Sometimes, they say
some not-so-great shit.
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136. - Like what?
- I don't know.
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137. Just like I'm stupid.
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138. That I'm wearing a disco ball
on the top of my head.
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139. And they'll be like,
"Hey, why'd you take a vow
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141. And they'll say,
"Hey, the first season
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142. of Jersey Shore called,
it wants its haircut back."
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143. As if a fucking TV show
could call you on the phone.
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144. Just fucking stupid stuff.
I can't remember much.
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145. - Oh.
- I know it's 'cause
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than theirs, but jeez, right?
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147. You're a superhero now.
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148. You saved the fucking world.
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149. Yo, are you sure
this is the place?
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150. I think. Mm-hmm.
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151. - Mm.
- Yeah.
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152. I don't want to be
a joke anymore, Ads.
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153. This is all
I've ever wanted, you know?
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154. To be a real hero.
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155. Are you for real?
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156. They're gonna be doing backflips
to get you to join.
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157. Welcome, Peacemaker.
I'm Maxwell Lord.
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158. My company, LordTech,
finances the Justice Gang.
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159. With me are two
of our founding members,
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160. Green Lantern and Hawkgirl.
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161. Hey. It's really nice
to meet you.
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162. Guy, great to see you again.
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163. Uh-huh.
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164. - You can have a seat there.
- Yes, sir.
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165. Would you like
to be called Peacemaker,
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166. or do you prefer Chris?
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167. - Oh, either's fine.
- The mic is off?
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168. Yeah.
Mark that down as indecisive.
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169. - Where?
- There.
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170. - Here?
- No, there. Look.
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171. How'd I get stuck with this job?
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172. You're the only one
whose handwriting is legible.
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173. Chris, can you tell us a little
about your skills?
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174. - My skills?
- That's right.
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175. What sort of skills
would you bring
to the Justice Gang?
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176. Besides blowing dudes.
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177. Shut up, Guy.
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178. Um, I'm considered the finest
marksman in the world.
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179. Not just with firearms,
with any weapon, really.
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180. Yeah, he murders people.
Write that down.
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181. - Where?
- I am also...
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182. proficient
in hand-to-hand combat.
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183. Volatile tendencies.
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184. Guy, chill out.
I've got it handled.
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185. I have a variety of helmets.
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186. Put it under sociopathy there.
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187. Each one has a different power.
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188. Peacemaker,
we at the Justice Gang
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190. Metahumans like the ones
in our organization
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191. are becoming more
and more distrusted,
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192. and we can't afford
to stoke the fires.
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193. I know, I know. Uh—
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194. It says here you served time
for first-degree murder.
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195. Yes, that's true, but—
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196. And that you have killed dozens
of other people.
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197. Most of those
are for good reasons.
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198. - And which ones weren't?
- Excuse me?
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199. Which people did you murder
not for good reasons?
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200. Well, um...
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201. I'm gonna be honest.
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202. I haven't always been
discriminating about violence.
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203. But lately, I've been coming
to terms with the...
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204. the trauma I had as a kid.
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205. Here we go.
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206. Is that popcorn still here?
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207. My brother Keith dying
in front of me.
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208. Oh my God, dude.
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209. You love popcorn.
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210. Um, the culture of violence
imposed by my father.
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211. It's low on calories.
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212. Plus, my butt's been
getting really big lately, so...
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213. I don't wanna be like that.
You know, I don't wanna be,
like, ruled...
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and anger.
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215. My butt's not big enough.
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216. Honestly, when I'm naked,
it's just like a line.
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217. - Ew.
And I've always said
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with all my heart
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I need to kill to get it.
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220. How many more
of these do we have today?
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221. The West Coast has been a wash.
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222. - Excuse me?
- This guy sucks.
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223. Excuse me. Um,
this is gonna sound weird,
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able to hear you guys?
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225. Excuse me?
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226. You know, just, um,
like a while ago,
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and then...
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violent tendencies.
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229. And just now you were all
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230. talking about your butts
and stuff.
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231. And also, you said that I suck.
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232. - Do you hear me now?
- Yeah.
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233. And, uh, now?
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234. Yes.
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235. Fuck!
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236. It is not funny, motherfucker.
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237. How long has this been
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238. I'm guessing all day.
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239. All day? Who set it up?
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240. - Guy.
- Whoa!
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241. No, hey, I am not an A/V guy.
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242. - I had Stan do it.
- The bodyguard?
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243. He is more
than just his occupation.
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244. God damn it, Guy!
He is not paid to—
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245. What do you want from me?
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246. Mr. Smith,
Peacemaker, I apol—
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247. Oh my God, how many times
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that rabbit woman's camel toe?
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249. - Uh...
- I must have said it 30 times.
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250. Oh, didn't go so well?
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251. Apparently, one of my skills
is sucking dick.
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252. - What?
- That's not a put down.
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253. That's a fucking compliment.
Fuck them.
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254. I don't want to be in
their lame group anyway.
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255. What the fuck?
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257. examining your past,
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258. uh, 18 years working
in the intelligence field,
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interviews I've conducted
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throughout those years,
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261. and, of course,
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discussing your life,
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263. I've come to the conclusion
you suffer
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265. of toxic masculinity.
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266. What?
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267. I have a fucking vagina.
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268. I assumed.
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269. How could I have
toxic masculinity?
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271. I— I find the insinuation
that only men can suffer
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a bit sexist.
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273. - Sexist?
- You have every symptom.
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274. - You suppress your emotions.
- Uh-huh.
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275. - You're aggressive
and prone to violence.
- Oh yeah? Yeah?
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276. That shit's
in the DSM-III there?
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277. - The toxic masculinity?
- The DSM-5 now.
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a hard appearance.
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279. So my face?
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280. - I'm getting some sort
of a bullshit...
- You maintain
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281. - hyper-independence.
- ... non-existent diagnosis
based on my face?
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282. I'll give you a diagnosis based
on your face?
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283. You're a fucking cunt.
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284. Come on, man. You don't
have to write that shit down.
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285. In England, cunt means friend.
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286. The NSA
has entrusted me to decide
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287. who does and who doesn't have
the psychological wherewithal
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- My record is exemplary.
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290. I did everything,
everything that it asked of me.
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291. At the CIA, here at the NSA,
at— at— at ARGUS.
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292. Ms. Godfrey, please escort
Ms. Harcourt to the lobby.
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293. And now you come
at me with this nonsense
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295. for what we both know
is really going on.
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296. Amanda Waller may be facing
congressional hearings,
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297. but she still has enough power
to black-book me
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in America.
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299. - Ms. Harcourt.
- I have only been trained
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300. to do one thing
my entire life, Doc.
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301. So you tell me what the fuck
am I supposed to do now?
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302. What a fucking life.
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303. I just want to say,
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304. I don't think
what they're doing is right.
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305. I'm grateful for what you did
with Project Butterfly.
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306. Not all of us are on board
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307. with the way
they're handling this.
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308. Oh, fuck!
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309. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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310. Hey.
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311. Hey.
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312. Jesus, what happened
to your hand?
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313. Oh, uh, nothing. I just, uh,
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a little bit.
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315. That motherfucking thing
had it coming.
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316. Yeah.
Last time I was in that car,
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some Spin Doctors,
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318. or Thirty Seconds to Mars,
or some shit.
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319. I was gonna kick its ass then,
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you were on good terms, so...
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with Thirty Seconds to Mars.
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323. - So how's it going?
- Peachy.
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you're giving off.
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325. I mean, I don't even
know why I asked.
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327. Not much.
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328. Just, uh, you know,
in the neighborhood,
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329. wanted to swing by,
see how your interview went.
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330. Perfect, yeah.
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331. Now I've been turned
down by the NSA
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332. as well as the CIA,
FBI, DIA, and DHS.
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333. The entire fucking alphabet
of intelligence agencies.
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334. I... I don't need that.
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335. Yes, you do.
You gotta ice it.
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336. There.
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337. Adebayo's the one
who outed Waller anyway.
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339. She can't take it all out
on her daughter, I guess.
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340. If it makes you feel any better,
my interview also sucked.
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341. It doesn't. Obviously, I know
you wanted that superhero thing.
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That's why you came?
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343. Yeah.
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you wanted to talk about?
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347. - I don't know.
- Okay.
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350. - What, that party boat?
- You remember now?
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to go on it.
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on it then. Like, vigorously.
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353. No, I didn't. I told you.
I don't like boats.
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to go on a party boat?
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on an actual boat, though.
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'cause I told you the views
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when we were on it.
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362. Yeah, so was I.
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remember much either.
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364. - I remember most of it.
- All right.
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more than I do that it was fine.
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366. It happened. Whatever.
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367. But it was also a mistake.
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368. You remember a whole lot
for not remembering.
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369. Not much. Alcohol and fuckups
both foster amnesia, thank God.
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370. - Fuckups?
- Not sure what else it would be.
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372. All right,
Chris, whatever.
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373. If that's what you want
to think, that's fine.
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374. But it's also the end of it.
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375. Fine. I don't know when—
why we're on all this anyway.
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376. - The only reason I came here
is to ask about your interview.
- It went shit.
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378. - Yep.
- Great. Trip well worth it.
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379. - Bye.
- Bye!
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- Okay.
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383. - Northern saw-whet.
- What?
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a shitload about owls.
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386. Okay, I— I can't talk
right now, man. I'm working.
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from Belle Reve yet?
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388. Uh, yeah, but I can't hang
until tomorrow.
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389. - Quiz me.
- What?
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391. Look up owl facts and then
see if I know the answer.
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but with owls.
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396. - Orbs.
- Nope, they're tubes.
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that's what it says.
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inside their heads?
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onto the floor?
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- Well, you think
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through the forest,
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if they were tubes.
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- What?
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anything about owls.
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409. I do, though. Fuck.
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to talk about next?
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that after saving the world,
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treat him like a— like a hero.
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418. Hey, Adrian, what are you doing?
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419. I'm on the phone, Dave.
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420. What does it look
like I'm doing?
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421. Quote-unquote "Dave" is here.
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422. Well, get back inside, man.
Your section is a fucking mess.
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423. Dave was way cooler
when he was a dishwasher
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424. - back when we were friends.
- We were never friends.
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425. Then why did I go
to your wedding?
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426. Because you showed up
fucking uninvited, Adrian.
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427. I guess I gotta go.
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428. Oh no, shoot.
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429. Great conversation,
though, right?
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430. Yeah, it's probably even
better than yesterday,
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431. or the day before that,
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432. or every single day
since I moved to Belle Reve.
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433. Yeah, well,
they're all pretty good.
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434. Adrian, you fucknut!
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435. I am coming!
Chill out, you fucknut!
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436. Why are you saying the same
thing I just said? Hmm?
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437. Words belong to you now?
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438. - What?
- Sorry, I didn't know
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439. you copyrighted fucknut.
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440. I did, and you owe me...
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441. a billion dollars
every time you say it.
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442. Oh, fuck.
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443. Economos.
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444. - You seeing this?
- Yeah.
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445. Anything unusual
from your vantage?
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446. No.
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447. Approach and investigate.
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448. Copy that.
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449. There has to be a solution.
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450. This is the third
metahuman escape
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451. from Belle Reve or Arkham
in the past two months.
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452. We've got to find a way
to protect people
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453. from what is rapidly becoming
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454. an existential threat.
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455. - General Flag, sir.
- What is it, Bordeaux?
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456. Remember that January thing?
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457. - The Christopher Smith thing?
- The glitch?
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458. I'm not sure it was a glitch
because it just happened again.
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459. It's similar
to what we picked up
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460. this summer in Metropolis.
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461. The Luthor Incident?
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462. Permission to access
your computer, General.
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463. Who's surveilling the house?
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464. Former black hat by the name
of John Economos.
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465. - Oh, right.
- You put him in charge.
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466. No, I— I remember, yeah.
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467. Excuse me.
I questioned it because...
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468. 'Cause he was close
to the subject.
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469. I don't know how close
John Economos can be
to anyone, sir,
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470. but yes, they worked
together in Task Force X.
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471. Economos, it's Flag.
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472. Hey, dude, I'm outside
the house right now.
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473. You see anything unusual?
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474. Define unusual.
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475. Oh, why do you always
have to be an asshole, Economos?
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476. I don't know, probably because
I have some major
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477. chemical imbalance issues, sir.
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478. - John!
- No, nothing overly unusual.
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479. - What the fuck?
- What?
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480. It— It's nothing.
It's just people having sex.
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481. Like an orgy.
What?
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482. - Group sex.
- No, I... I... I heard you.
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483. Jesus, what is it with this cat?
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484. Christopher Smith
is notoriously free-spirited.
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485. - Is he one of them? Smith?
- One of what?
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486. One of the people
in the orgy.
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487. Uh, yes.
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488. All right. Stay on high alert.
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489. Let me know
if anything else comes up.
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490. Copy.
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491. Send in another agent
to watch over Economos.
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492. - I do not trust him with this.
- Yes, sir.
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493. And let's move this case
to ARGUS Priority One.
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494. Priority One?
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495. Yeah, we need to figure out
what this blip is about.
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496. Last thing we need
is another dimensional rift
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497. tearing up this planet.
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498. What are you doing out here?
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499. I thought you were in Blüdhaven.
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500. You okay, man?
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501. No, uh...
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502. You smell like a distillery.
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503. You out with the boys?
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504. Uh, yeah...
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505. What are you knuckleheads doing?
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506. Chrisper, I thought
you were in Blüdhaven.
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507. Yeah, that's what I said.
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508. Well, the three amigos
are together again.
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509. I believe that calls
for a celebration.
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510. Yeah,
that's pretty clear thinking
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511. for a man
of such advanced years.
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512. Why, you, I oughta...
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513. - Ah!
- Pow, pow, pow!
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514. Hey, here, old man,
before you get hurt.
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515. - Ah!
- Hey!
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516. - What?
- Nothing.
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517. "Nothing, nothing."
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518. Oh!
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519. "Nothing, nothing."
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520. Reminds me of the time
when I came home.
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521. What were you, like,
12 years old or something?
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522. Oh, here we go.
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523. And there's Chris
running around the house.
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524. He's being chased
by 30 of these knee-high—
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525. What the hell
do you call them things?
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526. - Imps.
- Imps, yeah.
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527. Running around.
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528. I go, "Chris, what the hell
are you doing?"
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529. He looks at me
and goes, "Nothing."
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530. Nothing?
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531. Oh my God.
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532. It was a week
before Keith told me.
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533. - No, I didn't want to narc.
- Chrisper's rummaging
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534. around the munchkin dimension
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535. eight doors down.
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536. They're not munchkins, Dad.
They're imps.
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537. Trying to nab one of them
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538. giant peppermint sticks.
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539. I found a dead, rotting imp
inside the Dodge engine block,
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540. like, three months later.
I cannot stress how fucking bad
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541. it smelled.
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542. You think that's bad.
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543. The next morning,
I was eating my Cheerios,
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544. and there's something
sticky in there.
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545. I think one of those
little fuckers jacked off
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546. - in there or something. Yeah.
- What? No.
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547. No. That didn't happen.
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548. I don't remember that part.
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549. That's the famous Auggie
embellishment right there.
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550. Yeah, and it's your fault.
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551. - You gotta love that boy.
- Uh-huh.
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552. Life would have
been a lot easier...
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553. But half as much fun
without him.
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554. More importantly, Dad,
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555. how many goddamn
imps you gotta fight
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556. - before you remember...
- Hey!
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557. - ... what they're called?
- Fuck those imps!
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558. Bud Light.
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559. You got a problem, Jack Sparrow?
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560. It's just a compliment, babe.
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561. Oh yeah?
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562. There a time you whistled
at some chick and she said,
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563. "Thanks for the compliment,
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564. I suddenly find
your cum-soaked beard
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565. and micropenis energy hot.
Let's fuck?"
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566. Willing to bet no, right?
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567. In fact, I'm willing to bet
no one's ever fucked you
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568. for any reason other
than money or fear.
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569. Bitch is looking to get swatted.
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570. Yeah, you are.
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571. Calm down, lady.
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572. Oh shit!
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573. Stay down, you fucking nutjob.
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574. What the fuck
is wrong with you?
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575. Dang, girl!
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576. Bye, bitch.
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577. - Whoo.
- Oh. Oh.
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578. Whew. I gotta go to bed.
I got a big day tomorrow.
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579. - Night, Pops.
- Night, son.
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580. I love you.
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581. Love you.
Love you too, buddy.
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582. You still talking with the ex?
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583. - The ex?
- Yeah.
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584. What's up with you tonight?
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585. Uh, no, I haven't—
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586. I gotta say, I think you blew it
with that one, bro.
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587. I think you should
give that another shot.
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588. I mean,
I know she's with that...
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589. jarhead and all, but...
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590. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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591. All right.
Good night, brother.
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592. Keith.
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593. I love you.
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594. Get out of here,
you drunk asshole.
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595. I love you too.
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596. What is it?
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597. It's a magic tunnel.
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598. A magic tunnel?
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599. So, you don't know what that is?
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600. - Mm-mm.
- He's never told you
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601. - anything about that?
- No!
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602. How do you even know about it?
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603. ARGUS has been
monitoring Peacemaker
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604. ever since Rick Flag Senior
was named director.
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605. Do— Does he know
Chris killed his son?
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606. Yeah, so he's wasting
taxpayer money
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607. having him surveilled 24/7
in the hopes that he screws up.
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608. And a couple months ago,
Maridal radar picked up
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609. an anomalous signal
coming from his house.
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610. Maridal detects
known extraterrestrial
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611. - and ectoplasmic energies.
- Yeah, I know what it is.
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612. We thought
it was a glitch.
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613. And then yesterday,
it happened again.
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614. And that's when I saw this.
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615. Hello, I'm fucked.
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616. Right.
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617. So, what do I do?
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618. I mean, it's— it's Peacemaker,
you know? He's like...
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619. - Uh, your friend.
- Now that's pushing it,
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620. but I don't wanna
totally screw the guy over.
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621. But then I think about you.
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622. Me?
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623. Yeah, you tried to help him,
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624. and now yours
and Harcourt's lives
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625. are completely fucked.
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626. Yo, I'm not fucked.
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627. You're living in the worst level
of Grand Theft Auto.
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628. That's because Keeya
kicked me out.
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629. And because you shared
top secret information
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630. with the press,
and now you can't get a job
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631. at fucking Athlete's Foot.
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632. Athlete's Foot is hiring?
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633. Maybe.
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634. - Follow up question.
- Uh-huh.
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635. Does Athlete's Foot still exist?
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636. Yes, there's one
in the Terrytown mall.
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637. That's comforting.
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638. Look, you need to talk to Chris
and find out the story
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639. before you go
sharing shit with ARGUS.
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640. You can't do him like that.
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641. Look, if anybody sees me
talking to him,
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642. I could get fired.
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643. It could be ARGUS testing me
for all I know.
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644. Now I get it.
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645. - What?
- You ain't here for no advice.
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646. Fine, I will talk to him
and see what's up.
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647. Just— just AirDrop me
the photo.
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648. All right.
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649. Okay.
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650. Did you AirDrop it?
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651. Yeah, there you go.
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652. - Oh my God, bro, really?
- Oh shit. Nope.
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653. No, no, wrong one. Hold on.
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654. - God damn.
- That's not my dick.
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655. Who the fuck are you?
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656. I can explain.
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657. Hold on, man. Just—
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658. I don't know if you're
a shapeshifter or what.
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659. - Just—
- Breaking and entering
into a man's home?
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660. That's solid
justification for me—
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661. Activate magic stars.
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662. Can't be looping Spin Doctors in
with Thirty Second to Mars.
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663. Spin Doctors is so good.
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664. Oh, jeez. Anybody's better
than Thirty Seconds to Mars.
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665. That garage band
I was in for two seconds
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666. is better than
Thirty Seconds to Mars.
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