1. I know I'm the last person
that you want to hear from
right now, Chris,Copy !req
2. - and I—
- (MAKES FART NOISE)Copy !req
3. I can't apologize enough for—Copy !req
4. - (MAKES FART NOISE)
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
5. I know that you're mad,Copy !req
6. but from the bottom
of my heart—Copy !req
7. - (MAKES FART NOISES)
- (MAKES FART NOISES)Copy !req
8. I really am sorry,
I'm just trying to—Copy !req
9. - (MAKES FART NOISES)
- (MAKES FART NOISES)Copy !req
10. - (MAKES FART NOISE)
- (MAKES FART NOISE, LAUGHS)Copy !req
11. What were you gonna say?Copy !req
12. - I was saying—
- (MAKES FART NOISE)Copy !req
13. I am just trying to apologize!Copy !req
14. And I just thought
you were my fucking friend!Copy !req
15. Set me up to take the fall
and then you try
to send me to prison,Copy !req
16. and you think "I'm sorry"
is gonna cut it?Copy !req
17. - "Cut it!" (MAKES FART NOISE)
- Dude, we're off it!Copy !req
18. - We are?
- I am getting so many
moral judgments from peopleCopy !req
19. who regularly kill people.Copy !req
20. I don't kill people
for nothing, all right?Copy !req
21. - When my brother died,
I made a vow—
- Right, "the vow."Copy !req
22. - Anyone I'd kill,
I'd kill for peace.
- Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
23. So, unlike Keith,
no one would ever die
for no reason again.Copy !req
24. Well, that's fucking stupid!Copy !req
25. So, you're gonna make it
so that death
isn't meaningless anymore?Copy !req
26. Go fuck yourself!Copy !req
27. I read your file, Chris.Copy !req
28. It was an accident!
You were a child!Copy !req
29. Don't forgive me, that's fine.Copy !req
30. But stop letting that shit
define who you are.Copy !req
31. (SCOFFS) Are you guys
serious right now?Copy !req
32. We just had a really sick time
murdering Peacemaker's dad,Copy !req
33. then all these hilarious
fart jokes,Copy !req
34. just, like,
an all-time classic run,Copy !req
35. with my best friend,
my second-best friend, Eagly,Copy !req
36. my fifth best friend, Adebayo,
and now you guys are ruining it.Copy !req
37. - (ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
- (TRUCK DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)Copy !req
38. Mom, there are way more
Butterflies than we thoughtCopy !req
39. and the whole team is injured.
So, I was thinking, like,Copy !req
40. maybe you could call in
the Justice League?Copy !req
41. No, I'm not kidding.Copy !req
42. Can you believe Amanda Waller
is her fucking mother?Copy !req
43. - Yes.
- Do we have time
to wait for backup?Copy !req
44. No. They're teleporting
the creature out of here!Copy !req
45. Mom, they're teleporting
the creature out of here.Copy !req
46. This is our only chance
to stop them,Copy !req
47. then we're back
to square-fucking-one.Copy !req
48. Then we're back to square one.Copy !req
49. All right.Copy !req
50. All right, I will tell her.Copy !req
51. Fine. My mom says
you're in chargeCopy !req
52. and Economos and I
should stay back
in case anything goes wrong.Copy !req
53. Copy, Mom.Copy !req
54. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
55. How much longer
is it going to be?Copy !req
56. The teleporter is nearly
installed and functional.Copy !req
57. As soon it is, we'll move her
to the Eastern Base.Copy !req
58. Quickly, please.Copy !req
59. Forces could arrive any minute,
and without her, we're all dead.Copy !req
60. If Waller is your mom,
why is your last name Adebayo?Copy !req
61. I took my wife's name.Copy !req
62. Doesn't that make you
the girl in the relationship?Copy !req
63. We're both girls
in the relationship, Adrian.Copy !req
64. That's what being a lesbian is.Copy !req
65. Hey, Peacemaker...Copy !req
66. what do these do?Copy !req
67. This is Underwater World,
allows you to breathe
underwater.Copy !req
68. Okay, not sure
how we can use that.Copy !req
69. This one's Scabies For All.
Upon activation,Copy !req
70. it gives everybody
in a one-mile radius scabies,Copy !req
71. except, of course,
the wearer of the helmet.Copy !req
72. This one is Anti-Gravity.
Allows you to float.Copy !req
73. - Aimlessly?
- No. I carry a tiny hand fan
to guide me.Copy !req
74. This is Sonic Boom.
It's the one I used
to stop the rocker chick.Copy !req
75. How many booms does it produce
on one charge?Copy !req
76. I don't know,
three, maybe four.Copy !req
77. This one,
we should just throw away.Copy !req
78. What is it?
- Human Torpedo.Copy !req
79. So, you aim your head
at whatever you want to destroyCopy !req
80. - and you become a—
- Human torpedo.Copy !req
81. Sweet.Copy !req
82. Yeah, only sweet if you wanna
risk shattering every bone
in your body.Copy !req
83. (INHALES) It's just a prototype.Copy !req
84. Okay, so let's say I want to get
this Sonic Boom helmetCopy !req
85. onto the top of that barn
over there without being seen?Copy !req
86. Just the helmet itself?Copy !req
87. No. I'm gonna put a walkie in it
and activate it from here.Copy !req
88. And then maybe you can put on
Activate Anti-GravityCopy !req
89. - and just float it over there.
- (ANTI-GRAVITY HELMET BEEPS)Copy !req
90. - Uh, guys?
- Okay, I forgot
my tiny hand fan,Copy !req
91. but, you know... (CHUCKLES)
once in the jungles
of Cambodia,Copy !req
92. I used two
oversized palm fronds as—Copy !req
93. Guys!Copy !req
94. Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
Deactivate Anti-Gravity!Copy !req
95. Did you say
"Activate Anti-Gravity?"Copy !req
96. No. Maybe. I don't know.Copy !req
97. You can't fucking say that shit!Copy !req
98. - I didn't know
it was that voice sensitive!
- Fuck it, no big deal.Copy !req
99. I didn't just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.Copy !req
100. You did just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.Copy !req
101. I know, bro!
I was being sarcastic.Copy !req
102. If you're gonna be sarcastic,
you should really warn peopleCopy !req
103. so there's no confusion.Copy !req
104. Okay, so how do we get
the Sonic Boom HelmetCopy !req
105. over to the barn?Copy !req
106. Well, we can shoot
a fishing line over to the barnCopy !req
107. from one of these trees here,
and just let the helmet
slide down.Copy !req
108. - Like Green Arrow?
- No, not like Green Arrow.Copy !req
109. That dude goes
to Brony conventionsCopy !req
110. dressed as the back half
of Twilight SparkleCopy !req
111. with a four-inch-wide butthole
drilled in the costume.Copy !req
112. Maybe it's so
he can breathe properly.Copy !req
113. You actually believe that shit?Copy !req
114. He has an insane story
for every single superhero.Copy !req
115. No, I actually heard
that's true about Green Arrow.Copy !req
116. But that's the first thing
he's said that's real.Copy !req
117. - And Aquaman fucking fish.
- Well, yeah, obviously.Copy !req
118. Look, it doesn't even matter
we don't have any bows.Copy !req
119. But we do have a team member
capable of flight.Copy !req
120. Get the fuck out.Copy !req
121. That's right. Good. Okay.Copy !req
122. I need you
to take that helmet...Copy !req
123. - (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- ... and drop it
on top of that barn.Copy !req
124. No way can an eagle understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
125. Oh, Eagly's no ordinary eagle.Copy !req
126. - No, Eagly, take it.
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
127. - (SCREECHES)
- No, Eagly, just, take—Copy !req
128. - (SCREECHES)
- Take the helmet.Copy !req
129. - Take it! Take it.
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)Copy !req
130. - (SCREECHES)
- I know you don't like her.Copy !req
131. The mean, blonde woman
has nothing to do with this.Copy !req
132. - No, no.
- No.Copy !req
133. - No. No.
- Eagly. Take the helmet.Copy !req
134. - Take the helmet.
- Eagly, take the helmet.Copy !req
135. Eagly, take the helmet.Copy !req
136. - Good, Eagly, good. Good boy.
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
137. (CHUCKLES) Go, Eagly.Copy !req
138. - (EXCLAIMS)
- Go to the barn. Go to the barn.Copy !req
139. - (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
140. - (HELMET CLANGING DISTANTLY)
- Shit.Copy !req
141. I knew there was no way he knew
what you were talking about!Copy !req
142. Peacemaker is a great guy
in almost every way,Copy !req
143. but his biggest flawCopy !req
144. is that he commonly
overestimates Eagly's abilities.Copy !req
145. Okay, they could be teleporting
this cow at any minute.Copy !req
146. We need to fan out
and look for the helmet.Copy !req
147. - (MACHINES WHIRRING)
- Easy. Easy.Copy !req
148. Do you see anything over there?Copy !req
149. I saw a squirrel
a couple seconds ago. Ants.Copy !req
150. No, dude.
I'm talking about the helmet.Copy !req
151. Well, then you should
be more specific.Copy !req
152. We're looking for a helmet,
why do I care if you saw ants?Copy !req
153. Because
the circle of life, bro.Copy !req
154. What do ants have to do
with the circle of life?Copy !req
155. They're one
of the most importantCopy !req
156. parts of it.Copy !req
157. How are ants
a more important partCopy !req
158. of the circle of life
than, like, fish?Copy !req
159. Is that
a serious question?Copy !req
160. What?Copy !req
161. There are shitloads of ants.Copy !req
162. How many fish are there?Copy !req
163. I don't know! But probably
as many as there are ants!Copy !req
164. (CHUCKLES)
Not in one placeCopy !req
165. at the same time, dude.Copy !req
166. Okay, I am as confused as fuck
by this conversation.Copy !req
167. Yeah? Well, welcome
to the fucking club!Copy !req
168. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
169. So... (SIGHS)Copy !req
170. why'd you change your mind
and decide to come?Copy !req
171. I saw an eagle hug a human.Copy !req
172. So, I thought
maybe it was a sign.Copy !req
173. - To risk your life?
- Yep.Copy !req
174. Why wasn't it a sign to, like,
run in the opposite direction?Copy !req
175. Fuck!Copy !req
176. (SIGHS) We're never gonna find
this dumb fucking hat.Copy !req
177. You thought you could lose me
by killing me, boy?Copy !req
178. I'm in your head.
I'm the reason you killCopy !req
179. and the reason
you can't sleep at night.Copy !req
180. My body may be gone,Copy !req
181. but the rest of me
is right here!Copy !req
182. - And I ain't going nowhere!
- Shit.Copy !req
183. - The fuck are you doing?
- Getting my poison blow gun,
fucko.Copy !req
184. Well, why don't you just go
for your piece, cumstain?Copy !req
185. You're metaphorical, douchewad.
My gun is real.Copy !req
186. I don't want the Butterflies
to hear.Copy !req
187. (CHUCKLES) I almost tricked you,
fuck nugget.Copy !req
188. You didn't trick shit,
you ballsack-looking fuck.Copy !req
189. I immediately went
for my blow gun.Copy !req
190. I didn't think for a second
about going for my gun!Copy !req
191. How do you like that, huh?Copy !req
192. - (GROANS)
- (CLANGING)Copy !req
193. Thanks for coming back, ghost,Copy !req
194. so I could kill you
all over again.Copy !req
195. Smith?Copy !req
196. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
197. Holy shit.Copy !req
198. Whoa.Copy !req
199. I need you to do
something else for me.Copy !req
200. - (GRUNTS)
- (BUTTERFLY SQUEAKING)Copy !req
201. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
202. The only way for us to get
the helmet inside of the barnCopy !req
203. is by one of us
going in undercover.Copy !req
204. They're gonna notice Adebayo
and me with these injuries.Copy !req
205. Cool. I'll do it.Copy !req
206. You can't do it, man.
Goff knows what we look like.Copy !req
207. I'll wear a funny nose.Copy !req
208. John, you're the only one.Copy !req
209. I don't even want to be here.
And why are these wet?Copy !req
210. - I washed them in the creek.
- Why?Copy !req
211. One of the things us warriors
seldom talk aboutCopy !req
212. is how often people
shit themselves when they die.Copy !req
213. It's a touch of gray
in the white cloud
of kicking ass.Copy !req
214. So, now, you want me
to risk my lifeCopy !req
215. while wearing diarrhea pants?Copy !req
216. Hey, nobody said anything
about diarrhea.
I said it was shit.Copy !req
217. - Was it diarrhea?
- Yes, it was.Copy !req
218. John, you can do this.
Just act like they act.Copy !req
219. - Don't show any expression.
- Yeah, like Harcourt.Copy !req
220. Eat my dick, Schwarze-never.Copy !req
221. They're aliens.
Do they even speak English?Copy !req
222. They retain the memories
of the bodies
they've taken over.Copy !req
223. So, they seem to primarily
use English when communicating.Copy !req
224. Fuck. Fine!Copy !req
225. - (SIGHS)
- Would you look away?Copy !req
226. Happily.Copy !req
227. (OVER RADIO)
John, you copy?
- Yes. Copy.Copy !req
228. Don't look back!Copy !req
229. They're everywhere.
This is fucking stupid.Copy !req
230. Remain calm.Copy !req
231. Head towards the barn
like you know what you're doing.Copy !req
232. - Relax your face.
- Shut up, I know.Copy !req
233. Hey!Copy !req
234. (SOFTLY) Fuck.Copy !req
235. Where are you going?Copy !req
236. - I'm going inside.
- Why?Copy !req
237. Fuck!Copy !req
238. Because of this bag.Copy !req
239. What the fuck does that mean?Copy !req
240. Okay. Just wanted to make sure.Copy !req
241. - (SIGHS)
- How the fuck did that work?Copy !req
242. (GAGS) Sorry. (GAGS)
I have a real bad gag reflex.Copy !req
243. (SNIFFLES) Oh, shit.
I'm good. I'm good.Copy !req
244. Would you shut the fuck up?Copy !req
245. (PANTS, SNIFFLES)
I can't do this.Copy !req
246. (SIGHS) I can't do this.Copy !req
247. John, you're already inside.Copy !req
248. You're doing great.Copy !req
249. - (SIGHS)
Please. What's there?Copy !req
250. Uh... Stairs...Copy !req
251. and an elevator.Copy !req
252. An elevator's noisy.
Head down the stairwell.Copy !req
253. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
254. You head down
the fucking stairwell.Copy !req
255. John, don't creep.
You have to act normal,Copy !req
256. like you're supposed
to be there.Copy !req
257. We just need you to place
the helmet down
as low as possible.Copy !req
258. Oh, no.Copy !req
259. John?Copy !req
260. John, you copy?Copy !req
261. Uh-uh. Fuck it. No more kaijus.
No more kaijus.Copy !req
262. - Fuck this.
- John, do you copy?Copy !req
263. Jesus fuckin' Christ.
What the fuck is that?Copy !req
264. The fuck is that?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)Copy !req
265. "Cow," my ass.
It's a motherfucking caterpillarCopy !req
266. the size
of the Empire State Building.Copy !req
267. - Get ready.
- (STATIC OVER WALKIE-TALKIE)Copy !req
268. We need to get
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
269. Hey!Copy !req
270. Fuck.Copy !req
271. The man you've taken over.Copy !req
272. Why did he do that to his beard?Copy !req
273. Do what?Copy !req
274. Why did he color his beard
all strange like that?Copy !req
275. He thought it made him look
younger and more handsome.Copy !req
276. He never had a girlfriend,Copy !req
277. so he thought dying his beard
might help.Copy !req
278. But he was also lazy...
and busy with his job...Copy !req
279. and he wouldn't dye
his roots regularly.Copy !req
280. And when he did,
he used the cheapest brand,Copy !req
281. because he was
incredibly underpaid.Copy !req
282. Mostly, though...Copy !req
283. he never thought
anybody noticed...Copy !req
284. until recently...Copy !req
285. when one guy said it to him
all the time.Copy !req
286. Humans can be really pathetic.Copy !req
287. Yeah.Copy !req
288. Fine, I dye my beard, all right?Copy !req
289. We all know it.
I guess I learned my lesson.Copy !req
290. L'Oréal probably is worth
the extra few bucks.Copy !req
291. (SHOUTS) Hey!Copy !req
292. That guy
just put this down here!Copy !req
293. - Fuck! Do it, now! Do it.
- Activate Sonic—Copy !req
294. - (GASPS)
- What the fuck?Copy !req
295. - How did that even happen?
- My hands are sweaty!Copy !req
296. (GROANS) Get the fuck off me!Copy !req
297. - (BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
- (JOHN SCREAMS)Copy !req
298. Activate Sonic Boom.Copy !req
299. No.Copy !req
300. Wait.Copy !req
301. Now!
- Activate Sonic Boom.Copy !req
302. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
303. Activate Sonic Boom.Copy !req
304. No.Copy !req
305. - (INDISTINCT CLAMORING)
- (SCREAMING)Copy !req
306. - (COW GROANING)
- (BUTTERFLY SCREAMS)Copy !req
307. Activate Sonic Boom.Copy !req
308. Yep, that's it for the charges.Copy !req
309. - (BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
No!Copy !req
310. Look, I can help.Copy !req
311. We need you to stay here, Ads.Copy !req
312. If something happens to us,
you're the only hope.Copy !req
313. The fuck am I?Copy !req
314. What's the plan, man?Copy !req
315. Let's go kill a cow.Copy !req
316. - (PEACEMAKER GRUNTS)
- (BUTTERFLIES GRUNT)Copy !req
317. - (GUNSHOT)
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
318. - (GRUNTS)
- (PEACEMAKER CHUCKLES)Copy !req
319. - (VIGILANTE GRUNTS)
- (BUTTERFLIES GRUNT)Copy !req
320. Chris! Go kill the cow!
We'll hold them off here!Copy !req
321. Don't fuck
with my BFF.Copy !req
322. - (GRUNTS)
- (YELPS)Copy !req
323. - (GUNSHOT)
- (VIGILANTE GRUNTS)Copy !req
324. Oh, darn it.Copy !req
325. - (GROANS)
- (GUNSHOT)Copy !req
326. - Oh, my God.
- What's happening? I can't see.Copy !req
327. Harcourt is down! (PANTS)Copy !req
328. What? The fuck do we do?Copy !req
329. Wait, what are you doing?Copy !req
330. No, no, Adebayo.
You can't. You'll get hurt!Copy !req
331. You can't do this!
Hey, what makes you think
you can do this?Copy !req
332. Because I'm made for this shit.Copy !req
333. Dude, God, damn it!
You're gonna get hurt!Copy !req
334. Fuck.Copy !req
335. Oh, what the fuck?Copy !req
336. What the fuck?Copy !req
337. - (LEOTA YELLING)
- (GUNSHOTS)Copy !req
338. - (BUTTERFLIES GRUNTING)
- (GUNSHOT)Copy !req
339. Stay with me.Copy !req
340. Help... (PANTS)Copy !req
341. - ... Chris.
- I have to get you out of here.Copy !req
342. - Go.
- And do what?Copy !req
343. Leota! (GROANS)Copy !req
344. Be with me, baby Jesus.Copy !req
345. Okay. (EXHALES)Copy !req
346. Oh.Copy !req
347. Oh.Copy !req
348. - Goff?
- Yeah.Copy !req
349. - (WOODEN PLANKS CLATTERING)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
350. Activate Human Torpedo!Copy !req
351. Oh, Jesus, I told her
not to use that one.Copy !req
352. Listen to me.
I have no reason to hurt you.Copy !req
353. Stop fighting. Follow me.Copy !req
354. - (GROWLS, HOWLS)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)Copy !req
355. - Holy cow.
- (COW GROANING)Copy !req
356. It is.Copy !req
357. Good. You found him.Copy !req
358. I need three sets of hands
to teleport her away from here.Copy !req
359. Come again?Copy !req
360. See that switch?
I need you to flip thatCopy !req
361. while Locke and I
work these two stationsCopy !req
362. to teleport the cow
to our cavern in Maine.Copy !req
363. Why the fuck would I help you?Copy !req
364. Because I know
that once I tell you the truth,Copy !req
365. like I did with Judomaster,
you'll join us.Copy !req
366. Murn told us the truth already.Copy !req
367. You've murdered innocent people
all over the countryCopy !req
368. by taking them over
in your dipshit quest for power.Copy !req
369. We're not doing this for power.Copy !req
370. We're doing it
because we took a vow.Copy !req
371. Our kind traveled here
from a planetCopy !req
372. that had become unlivable.Copy !req
373. Your planet had
the habitat we needed,Copy !req
374. water to drink,
and air to breathe.Copy !req
375. Your food
couldn't sustain us, but...Copy !req
376. that's why we brought her.Copy !req
377. The cow would help the last
of our people surviveCopy !req
378. for another hundred years.Copy !req
379. - (PANTS)
But not long
after we arrived,Copy !req
380. we realized the people of EarthCopy !req
381. were on the exact
same trajectoryCopy !req
382. as our people had been,Copy !req
383. ignoring science
in favor of populist leadersCopy !req
384. who tell you that the floods
and the fires and the diseaseCopy !req
385. are unrelated
to your own actions,Copy !req
386. valuing profit over survival,Copy !req
387. treating minor inconveniences
as assaults on your freedom.Copy !req
388. And so, we made a vow
to do anything we couldCopy !req
389. to change your future.Copy !req
390. We made a vow
to make the choices for youCopy !req
391. that you were incapable
of making on your own,Copy !req
392. to save your people
and your world,Copy !req
393. no matter how many lives
it cost us.Copy !req
394. Murn disagreed with our methods.Copy !req
395. He didn't think we had the right
to impose our will.Copy !req
396. But you're one of us,Copy !req
397. Christopher Smith.Copy !req
398. - (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMS)Copy !req
399. I'll do
whatever you want me to do...Copy !req
400. for peace.Copy !req
401. Thank you for feeding me
and talking to meCopy !req
402. and showing me kindness.Copy !req
403. I see who you are
and I see your character.Copy !req
404. I tried telling you yesterday,
in the jar.Copy !req
405. Peace sign.Copy !req
406. Please, fulfill your calling.Copy !req
407. Be the Peacemaker.Copy !req
408. Join us in saving your planet.Copy !req
409. What do you say?Copy !req
410. Activate Human Torpedo.Copy !req
411. What?
(GROANS)Copy !req
412. - (ROARS IN PAIN)
- (SOPHIE GRUNTS)Copy !req
413. - Sorry, Goff.
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
414. Oh, what the fuck?Copy !req
415. (GROANS) Fucking disgusting!Copy !req
416. - (COUGHS, SIGHS)
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
417. - (SIGHS)
- Thank you.Copy !req
418. - (GROANS)
- (BUTTERFLY SQUEAKING)Copy !req
419. - (LEOTA GROANS)
- (SQUEAKS)Copy !req
420. Hey, guys, what's up?
(PANTS)Copy !req
421. You're late,
you fucking dickheads!Copy !req
422. Go fuck another fish, asshole.Copy !req
423. I'm so fucking sick
of that rumor.Copy !req
424. It's not a rumor.Copy !req
425. Fuck you, Barry.Copy !req
426. Let's go.Copy !req
427. Dr. David, telephone, please.Copy !req
428. Dr. David, telephone, please.Copy !req
429. Dude, you're shot.
You gotta be admitted.Copy !req
430. I'm fine, seriously.
All I need is a good nap.Copy !req
431. Did you hear all that stuff
Goff said?Copy !req
432. Yep.Copy !req
433. Did I just...Copy !req
434. kill the world?Copy !req
435. Maybe.Copy !req
436. Or maybe you just gave us
a chance to make our own choicesCopy !req
437. instead of our bug overlords.Copy !req
438. Why did you choose
not to help them?Copy !req
439. Because of your proto-fascist
libertarian idea of freedom?Copy !req
440. Because I knew they'd hurt you
and the others if I did.Copy !req
441. Yeah.Copy !req
442. I'm sorry I betrayed you.Copy !req
443. I know.Copy !req
444. Where you going?Copy !req
445. To do the right thing.Copy !req
446. Ads.Copy !req
447. Don't tell V, but...Copy !req
448. after Eagly...Copy !req
449. you're my BFF.Copy !req
450. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)Copy !req
451. Yes, that does meanCopy !req
452. Christopher Smith
never wrote any diary.Copy !req
453. Both the PeacemakerCopy !req
454. and the costumed crime fighter
VigilanteCopy !req
455. were working
in a deep-cover operationCopy !req
456. for the U.S. Government
called "Project Butterfly."Copy !req
457. This is all part
of a black-ops programCopy !req
458. known as "Task Force X,"Copy !req
459. where convicted criminals
are undertaking
dangerous missionsCopy !req
460. for the United StatesCopy !req
461. in exchange for time
off their sentences.Copy !req
462. It's been running for years
out of Belle Reve prison,Copy !req
463. under the command of a...Copy !req
464. of a woman
named Amanda Waller...Copy !req
465. - What the fuck?
- ... who happens to be my mother.Copy !req
466. - (JOURNALISTS CLAMORING)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
467. Now, I'm calling
for an immediate investigationCopy !req
468. - into these inhumane...
- Mr. Smith?Copy !req
469. abuses of power.Copy !req
470. I heard you've been out there
for days.Copy !req
471. Fuck it! Fuck it! Go, go, go!Copy !req
472. - (VIGILANTE SCREAMS)
- (SCREAMS) Fuck!Copy !req
473. - (VIGILANTE LAUGHS)
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
474. - (VIGILANTE LAUGHS)
- (SCREAMS)Copy !req
475. - (VIGILANTE CHEERS)
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
476. - (BUTTERFLY SQUEAKS)
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
477. If you're gonna be sarcastic,
you should really warn people,Copy !req
478. - so there's no confusion.
- What?Copy !req
479. For instance, like,
I'm about to be sarcastic, okay?Copy !req
480. - Okay.
- You're not fat at all.Copy !req
481. - See?
- Why are you all so obsessedCopy !req
482. - with my physical appearance?
- Sarcasm.Copy !req
483. I haven't noticed you eating
way more corn chipsCopy !req
484. than any one human being
should eat,Copy !req
485. and I'm not worried
that you're gonna die.Copy !req
486. But I— I am worried
that you're gonna die.Copy !req
487. Thanks.Copy !req