1. It's a bitch song,
but it still rocks.
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2. - So cool.
- Do this.
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3. - Is that white power?
- Fuck white power.
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4. It's the devil.
It means rock and roll forever,
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5. and tongue kiss hot babes,
and smoke pot all day!
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6. - Yeah!
- Yeah!
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7. Your old man's ready
for you two maggots.
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8. - (GROWLS)
- (KEITH GROWLS)
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9. All right, motherfuckers.
Let's go.
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10. Bets right here. Let's go.
Let your money talk. Come on.
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11. - What you got? All right...
- (CROWD CLAMORING, LAUGHING)
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12. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going, Keith...
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13. No kicking, no biting,
no grabbing, no...
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14. Ah, fuck that! No holds barred!
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15. - (CROWD CHEERS)
- Hit it.
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16. Come on. Let's go.
What do you want?
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17. Don't be a faggot.
Get in there and hit him!
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18. - (CROWD CHEERING)
- (DOG BARKING)
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19. - (CHRIS GRUNTS)
- Go, one more shot!
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20. Come on, Chris!
You hit like a girl!
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21. (ON TV)
the Glan Tai
Bottling Plant Massacre.
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22. Any leads on
where the Peacemaker might be?
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23. Come on, Chris,
don't be a pussy!
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24. - (KEITH GRUNTS)
- (CROWD CHEERS)
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25. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
- (DOG BARKING)
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26. Whoa!
Wait a second. Hey!
What's goin' on?
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27. Somethin' ain't right.
- (CHEERING FADES)
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28. (CHUCKLES) He's doing the worm.
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29. - (CROWD MUTTERING)
Yeah, there's
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30. Keith?
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31. Keith.
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32. Keith! Keith!
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33. Keith!
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34. We have a few leads.
We have every cop
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35. in the country
out looking for him.
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36. Keith!
- (DOG BARKING)
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37. Keith! Keith!
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38. You dumb fuck.
You killed your brother!
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39. You killed your brother,
you piece of shit!
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40. You dumbfuck!
You killed your brother!
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41. - (SNIFFLES)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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42. You killed him,
you dumbfuck!
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43. - (KNOCKING CONTINUES)
You okay in there?
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44. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Dude?
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45. Dude?
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46. - Dude?
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
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47. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Hey, you okay in there?
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48. Fuck.
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49. We gotta get the fuck
out of here. That guy on TV,
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50. he's supposed to be the guy
watching our backs.
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51. Every police station
in the country has one mandate
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52. this morning.
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53. Find and stop the Peacemaker
by whatever means necessary.
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54. - You think he's a bird?
- A bird?
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55. - Like Goff.
- Butterfly.
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56. Dude, a butterfly
is a type of bird.
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57. A butterfly's not a bird,
it's a fucking bug!
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58. - Fucking Adebayo! She fucked me.
What?
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59. She probably planted
that diary in my trailer.
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60. I knew I couldn't trust
these people.
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61. Judomaster was supposed
to be there?
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62. Fuck it.
Can't worry about it now.
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63. - Move.
- All right.
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64. I've got all
the Peacemaker helmets
programmed in.
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65. These ones
at the police station,
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66. they must've been
confiscated yesterday.
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67. But these ones...
that's gotta be Christopher.
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68. That's him.
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69. - The diary is fake?
- Of course it's a fake.
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70. If I was gonna write a diary,
it wouldn't be a diary,
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71. it'd be a fucking journal.
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72. Well, I would read
anything you wrote, dude.
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73. I bet you could do
some bomb poetry.
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74. Dude, I thought you said
you didn't write a diary.
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75. I didn't!
Did you see that thing?
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76. It looked like it fell out
of my fucking vagina.
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77. Do I look like the type of guy
to stay up all night
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78. collaging Jupiters
and aliens and shit
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79. to put on the front
of my fucking diary?
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80. On first impressions,
I'd have said, "No."
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81. But after getting to know you
a little bit, I gotta admit,
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82. it's definitely something
I can see you doing.
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83. You know what? Fine. Fuck it.
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84. If I enjoyed it, I wouldn't let
people's judgments hold me back.
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85. I'd collage all sorts of shit.
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86. - Yeah, that's cool of you.
- Yeah. It is fucking cool of me.
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87. I'd make a collage
of the three of us
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88. fucking some chicks with
a bunch of dolphins around us
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89. doing beer bongs in a Corvette.
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90. I don't want a dolphin
watching me fuck.
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91. - Where are you going?
- Vigilante and me might as well
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92. get this done
before they find us.
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93. - What done?
- (GUN COCKS)
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94. - Kill this fucking cow.
- We are? Cool!
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95. No.
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96. - Eagly.
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)
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97. Fuck! Goddammit!
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98. (ON TV) Among the many
items found in the search
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99. of Christopher Smith's home
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100. was a diary
written by the suspect.
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101. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
The diary links Smith
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102. not only to the murder...
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103. You did it, didn't you?
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104. Waller sent you here
for this express purpose.
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105. - Did what?
- Planted a diary
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106. in Peacemaker's trailer.
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107. Yes.
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108. That's why Peacemaker
was chosen in the first place.
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109. You're gonna lone-shooter
the poor bastard?
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110. He has a history of instability
and conspiratorial beliefs.
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111. Couple that
with violent outbursts,
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112. - he was the perfect pawn.
- He was your fucking friend.
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113. - Maybe you should back off.
- Oh yeah?
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114. Yeah. Because you've been
fucking with me
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115. - from the first day I got here!
- Well, maybe I could sense
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116. - your interior asshole.
- My what?
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117. Like, inside of all this
nice person stuff,
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118. you're really
just a fucking asshole!
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119. I thought you were bringing up
some weird medical condition.
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120. Why would I bring up
a medical condition?
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121. I don't know! Maybe because
you seem like the kind of bitch
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122. who would pick on
someone's health issues
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123. in the middle of an argument.
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124. Well, I'm not the one who just
betrayed one of our own!
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125. Oh, okay! So it's okay
to shoot an innocent man
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126. begging for his life,
but this you have an issue with?
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127. He is a fellow soldier!
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128. Pretty random rule,
that the only lives that matter
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129. are the lives of the ones
who fight beside us?
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130. - Yes!
- Well...
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131. that is an incredibly clever way
of shutting yourself off
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132. from the rest
of the world's problems,
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133. but for me, it doesn't work.
I'm not made for this shit.
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134. I don't wanna be here no more.
(SNIFFLES)
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135. So I'm leaving.
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136. Well, then why the fuck
did you even come?
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137. Because I lost my job,
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138. and my mother
offered me this one!
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139. Your mother?
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140. Yes. But I didn't know
that I was gonna get...
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141. caught up in Mars Attacks.
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142. Holy fuck!
Your mother is Amanda Waller?
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143. Hey. We need to get out of here.
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144. She is Waller's daughter.
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145. Yeah, I know. You think
I wouldn't do a background check
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146. on anyone coming
to work with us?
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147. I don't know how your weird
butterfly brain works.
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148. - She also planted—
- Planted the diary. I figured.
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149. She probably
shouldn't have done that.
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150. And if she did,
she should've waited
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151. until after we'd completed
the mission.
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152. But that guy on TV,
he's our man on the inside,
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153. which means he's compromised.
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154. And since our weird
butterfly brains
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155. inherit human memories,
he'll know we're here.
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156. So drop whatever differences
you two are having,
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157. pack up what you need,
and meet me in the lot.
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158. - I fucking trusted you!
- Fuck.
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159. What are you talking about?
I feel like—
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160. Man, every time we drink,
you talk about TV shows.
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161. - I'm sick of it.
- Bro... (SIGHS)
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162. How have you not seen
Boondock Saints? It's a classic.
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163. Vigilante— Jesus! Man!
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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164. (LAUGHING) Dude scared
the shit out of me.
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165. - It's a fucking leprechaun, man.
- A little dude.
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166. - Oh my God.
He's hilarious-looking.
- Oh, he's getting mad!
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167. They're always after
me Lucky Charms!
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168. (LAUGHS) I love it!
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169. (ON PHONE)
If you have a message
for Chris or Eagly,
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170. - please leave it at the tone.
- (CELLPHONE BEEPS)
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171. Chris, I just
wanna make sure you're okay.
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172. Let's try to figure
this thing out.
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173. (SIGHS) Call me.
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174. Fuck!
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175. Aren't you guys being a little
nonchalant about all this?
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176. Economos, are you insinuating
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177. there is a wrong time
and a right time to rock?
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178. They're on 395 North,
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179. about to pass the exit
to Contorinis Road.
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180. I've got eyes.
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181. Got it.
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182. What the fuck was that?
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183. - (CAR APPROACHING)
- (TIRES SCREECH)
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184. - Dad?
Oh, fuck.
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185. What are you doing?
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186. What I should've done long ago.
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187. - (PEACEMAKER GROANS)
- (EAGLY SQUEALS)
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188. That's it, man. We gotta go.
Come on, get up.
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189. - (GRUNTS)
Go, go, go!
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190. There's no wrong time to rock!
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191. - (EXPLOSION)
- Vij! (GRUNTS)
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192. - No!
- No, no, no.
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193. Peacemaker, we gotta go.
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194. Get the fuck away from me!
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195. (GROANS) Well...
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196. Your son went into the woods.
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197. Lead the way.
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198. How the fuck did he find you?
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199. - (PANTS)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
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200. What?
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201. Fuck!
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202. He's fast.
- (CAR DOOR SLAMS)
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203. You left your keys in the car?
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204. What? I was rushing.
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205. - (TIRES SCREECH)
Ignore it. Let's go.
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206. I'm not kidding.
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207. There was at least 20 girls
to one guy.
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208. You're an asshole, man.
You're an asshole.
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209. So, what do you wanna
do tonight?
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210. - You wanna go to the club or—
- (JUDOMASTER YELLS)
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211. - (JUDOMASTER GRUNTS)
- (GROANS, CHOKES)
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212. Kiai!
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213. Open up! Police!
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214. Hey! I know you're pissed, but—
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215. (WHISPERING) Get down, get down,
get down, get down.
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216. He's right down there.
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217. He's running like a spaz.
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218. Let's go.
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219. Hit, my ass.
Breathing down my neck.
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220. Fucking raccoons
are hardcore, man.
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221. Wasn't exactly inconsistent with
what I imagined would happen
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222. if a man just walked up
and grabbed a wild raccoon.
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223. - Let's go.
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)
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224. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Open up! Police!
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225. - (KNOCKING CONTINUES)
Police! Open up!
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226. - Leota, Harcourt, go now.
- (GUN COCKS)
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227. Do you hear me?
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228. - (OVER RADIO) You can do it.
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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229. Police! (GRUNTS)
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230. I'm proud to have had you
on my team.
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231. Finish the job!
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232. - Kill the fucking cow!
- (GUNSHOTS)
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233. - (OFFICERS GRUNTING)
- (MURN GROANS)
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234. How do you know about the cow?
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235. Nothing you can do
will make me—
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236. - (SCOFFS)
- (GUNSHOTS)
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237. (OVER RADIO)
Now we really need to hurry.
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238. We need to get the teleportation
equipment to the ranch.
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239. Hey.
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240. - Ik Nobe Llok?
- (SQUEALS)
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241. You could've just joined us.
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242. - (SQUEALS)
- (CRACKING)
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243. You murdered him.
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244. The alternative was what?
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245. He was a warrior.
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246. Without him, his outfit
will have no chance
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247. of stopping us.
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248. Two clowns in costumes
and a couple of rejects.
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249. We need to go.
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250. (SIGHS) Fu... No.
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251. - (SQUEAKS)
- (HARCOURT SOBS)
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252. How the fuck are we gonna
do this without him?
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253. Ding-dong, bitches!
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254. Oh, you gotta be fucking
kidding me right now.
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255. That's your last
sucker punch, asshole. (GRUNTS)
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256. - (GRUNTS)
- (JUDOMASTER GROANS)
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257. - (GRUNTS)
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)
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258. - Rope a dope, dumbshit.
What?
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259. - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- (SCREAMS)
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260. - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- (JUDOMASTER GROANING)
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261. You down now, motherfucker?
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262. I think you got him.
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263. - (TRACKER BEEPING)
- (WHITE HOODS MUTTERING)
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264. He's right there.
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265. Fuck me.
- (WHITE HOODS GROAN)
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266. Fan out! Find him.
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267. Wait.
I got something.
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268. The door!
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269. - Come on!
- Hey, dude, what are you doing?
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270. Right, the dash!
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271. Scoot.
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272. - (EAGLY SQUAWKING)
- Ow, ow! Hey, hey!
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273. Ow! My asshole!
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274. - What the fuck, dude?
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)
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275. What the fuck's wrong
with your bird?
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276. - Bad Eagly, stop it.
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)
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277. - (GROANS)
- (EAGLY SQUEALS)
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278. There's no wrong time
to rock, motherfucker.
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279. Now is.
This is the wrong time to rock.
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280. - (EAGLY SCREECHING)
- (WHIMPERS) Stop!
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281. How did they find
you guys anyway?
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282. He put a GPS tracking device
in Peacemaker's helmet.
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283. What?
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284. Damn it.
- I didn't know!
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285. - I thought they were expensive.
Fuck!
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286. Oh, I gotta pee so fucking bad.
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287. No, Eagly, get back in the car.
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288. John, can you get him
in the car?
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289. Sure. I fucking babysit birds.
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290. - Eagly, please get in the car.
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)
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291. He's not listening.
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292. Get back in the car
and crinkle a bag or something.
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293. He'll think you have chips.
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294. You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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295. Who the fuck
feeds their bird chips?
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296. - (GRUNTS)
- (BAG THUDS)
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297. - (WHITE HOODS CLAMORING)
- (SCREAMS)
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298. You want some chips, huh?
Yum, yum!
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299. Fuck no.
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300. - What are you doing?
- Shh! They're here.
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301. Why the fuck
are your pants all the way down?
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302. Well, I can't pee when clothes
are touching my butt.
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303. - (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- (RACIST THUG GROANS)
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304. - (GRUNTS)
- (WHITE HOODS GROAN)
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305. - (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- (WHITE HOOD SCREAMS)
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306. - (SCREECHES)
- (AUGGIE GRUNTS)
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307. Eagly!
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308. - I'll kill you, motherfucker!
You think so?
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309. Forty years ago,
God challenged me
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310. as he did Abraham.
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311. But I was too weak to listen.
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312. - But not no more!
- (GROANS)
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313. Kill that piece of shit, Dragon!
Yeah!
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314. - (WHITE HOODS CHEERING)
I knew you was unclean
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315. when you were born!
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316. And even more so
when you killed your brother.
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317. - That was you! (SCREAMS)
- (BONES CRACK)
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318. Do it, White Dragon! Do it!
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319. I knew when you listened
to that devil music.
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320. I knew when you shaved
your body like a woman.
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321. I knew when you slept with
the whores of polluted blood!
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322. - And men!
- (WHITE HOODS CHEER)
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323. And even more so
when you conspired
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324. with the forces of Baphomet
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325. against the United States
of America!
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326. And now, boy,
I give your life
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327. to Go— (SCREAMS)
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328. There are gaps
in the armor, man.
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329. - (AUGGIE GROANS)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
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330. - (SCREAMS)
- (GUNSHOTS)
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331. - (GRUNTS)
- (ARMOR WHIRRING)
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332. You killed my brother!
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333. - (AUGGIE GROANS)
- You killed Keith!
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334. And you're only right
about one thing,
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335. I am a piece of shit!
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336. I'm a piece of shit
for listening to you
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337. for all those years!
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338. I'm a piece of shit for not
killing you in your sleep!
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339. (LAUGHS) You hit like a girl.
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340. Well, go ahead and do it,
you fucking pussy.
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341. I knew you couldn't do it,
you faggot.
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342. 'Cause I control you.
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343. Whether or not I kill you,
you'll never be able
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344. - to get the fuck away from m—
- (GUNSHOT)
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345. Dude, this is a really weird
time to do your face exercises.
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346. I mean, I guess you don't get
a totally sick, jacked face
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347. like yours
without dedication, but...
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348. He's crying, asshole.
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349. Oh.
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350. Tender, nice touching.
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351. - Hey, dude, that's creepy.
- Okay.
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352. No, no, nothing serious.
Just some... forms and stuff
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353. I have to fill out
before I leave.
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354. Yeah. I love you too.
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355. Let me.
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356. What was your job before this?
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357. I ran a dog shelter.
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358. - Oh, Jesus.
Yeah.
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359. We lost funding.
I think my mother saw
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360. an opportunity
in my moment of weakness.
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361. She always wanted me
to do this shit,
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362. so she asked me, again,
to come work for her.
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363. Said she needed
someone on the inside
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364. of a group of people
she didn't trust.
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365. - She doesn't trust anyone.
- Hell, I know.
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366. Did you tell her about Murn?
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367. I couldn't decide
if I was going to.
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368. I guess it doesn't matter now.
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369. I could tell
you were hiding something.
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370. (SCOFFS)
I could tell you could tell.
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371. Shit made me agitated.
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372. Anyways... like I said,
I'm not made for this shit.
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373. I'm not supposed to be here.
That's why I was packing up.
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374. I just wanna do
whatever job I need to
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375. where telling right from wrong
ain't advanced calculus.
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376. Well, that would be a shame.
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377. Shame, why?
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378. Because you're good at the job.
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379. And because we need
every hand on deck
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380. to try to go kill this cow.
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381. How? It's impossible.
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382. We couldn't even
get there in time.
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383. - (CELLPHONE BUZZES)
- (GROANS)
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384. Hey, John.
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385. - Thank God you guys are here.
- What's going on?
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386. Dr. Hurwitz
kindly stitched up Eagly,
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387. and Vigilante's being
a total freak.
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388. Dude, they saw us.
Peacemaker and I are wanted.
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389. What other choice
do we have besides killing
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390. this veterinarian, this nurse,
and this male nurse?
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391. You can just say
two nurses, man.
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392. If I just say "nurse," I think
people will imagine it
as a woman.
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393. He's standing right there.
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394. We don't have to
imagine anything.
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395. It must be weird
waking up every day
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396. - and being a male nurse.
- You're a fucking busboy.
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397. Oh, great! Now we definitely
have to kill them,
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398. because you're giving away stuff
about my secret identity.
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399. Do we really
have to kill these people?
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400. No. We'll tie them up,
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401. and by the time
the morning staff comes in,
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402. - we'll be long gone.
- They've seen our faces.
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403. If we can't stop
the butterflies today,
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404. - it won't matter.
- (CELLPHONE BUZZES)
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405. Okay.
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406. But we can't use duct tape.
That'll hurt their skin
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407. - when they try to pull it off.
Where are you going?
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408. Just to call my wife,
tell her I'm on my way back.
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409. So, you're compassionate
about tape
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410. but not brutally
murdering people?
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411. Yes.
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412. God, please bring back
my best pal, Eagly. (SNIFFLES)
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413. And I never should've left him
in my father's garage
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414. for four years
when I went to prison.
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415. (SNIFFLES) I should've found
somebody better
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416. to take care of him.
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417. Like an ugly girl
who was desperate for love,
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418. who would've done anything
I wanted when I was locked up.
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419. And, you know, I could've just
broke up with her
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420. the moment I got out.
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421. I probably wouldn't even
had to have sex with her, right?
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422. Yeah, you know...
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423. probably just once,
you know, to be nice.
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424. And probably 'cause I was
getting out of prison,
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425. I'd want to anyway, it wouldn't
have even been a chore.
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426. (VOICE BREAKING)
But I was selfish.
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427. And I was a bad friend to Eagly.
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428. The only one besides Keith
that ever loved me for real.
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429. (SNIFFLES) Oh, fuck.
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430. Please, God...
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431. I'll do anything you want.
(SNIFFLES)
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432. Just please, please...
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433. keep Eagly alive.
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434. - (SNIFFLES)
- (EAGLY CHIRPS)
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435. (CRIES) Buddy?
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436. You know,
he was so happy to see me today,
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437. he wrapped his wings
around me to hug me.
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438. - An eagle hugged you?
- Oh yeah.
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439. Yeah, I call bullshit on that.
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440. You don't want to believe
in miracles, that's on you.
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441. Lee,
where are you?
- (SIGHS)
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442. You said you were gonna
be here two hours ago.
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443. Uh, babe, I just saw
an eagle hug a human.
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444. With everything
going on, what?
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445. - Yeah.
Fuck.
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446. Maybe— maybe it's a sign.
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447. A sign of what?
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448. Hey, we should get a move
on killing this cow.
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449. What about your wife?
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450. Well, she's upset.
But she gets it... sort of.
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451. Cool.
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452. Okay, how do we do this
without Murn?
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453. Well, we have someone else
that we can trust to lead us.
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454. - Me?
- No. Fuck, no.
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455. The butterflies breathe our air
and drink our water,
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456. but our food sources
don't keep them alive.
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457. So they had to transport
a creature from their planet
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458. across the galaxy.
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459. And now we know
they keep it in the cavern
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460. below the barn
on Coverdale ranch.
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461. There, they milk
the beast for the amber fluid.
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462. To stop the butterflies,
all we have to do
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463. is kill the cow. Without it,
they won't be able
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464. to stay alive for more
than a couple of weeks.
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465. However, they almost certainly
know that we're on our way
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466. to do that now. Which means
they'll do what they can
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467. to move the cow out
before we get there.
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468. How?
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469. According to what Ads
and I overheard, teleportation.
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470. I'm guessing
they can move it to
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471. one of their other enclaves
around the country,
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472. which means, to us,
they will be lost forever,
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473. and all of our work
goes to waste.
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474. Hopefully, we can make it there
before they make their move.
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475. And then we go in there,
and we kick ass
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476. like Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid.
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477. They get slaughtered
at the end of that film.
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478. Bro, there's a freeze-frame
and we hear a bunch of bullets.
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479. - That doesn't mean they died.
Yes, it does.
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480. I don't think so. I think
they jumped over those bullets
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481. right after that freeze-frame.
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482. Well, that's an exceedingly
optimistic interpretation.
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483. Both things
are equally possible.
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484. No, they're not.
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485. Well, whichever one you believe
says a lot about your character.
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486. Yeah, about how insane you are.
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487. (LAUGHS) Economos,
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488. I love this back-and-forth thing
we have going.
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489. It's not as deep as, like,
what Peacemaker and I have,
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490. but it's fucking cool.
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491. (SCOFFS)
Whatever the case... I'm in.
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492. Hashtag MeToo.
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493. I guess.
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494. Yeah.
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495. - Fuck, yeah.
- Let's do this shit.
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496. - (GUN COCKS)
- No.
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497. - I think you need to calm down.
- You can't come with us.
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498. You sure
you don't need the help?
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499. - No, you'd just die.
- But we are gonna have to
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500. sequester your vehicle
out there.
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501. Surprisingly nice people,
considering.
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502. Except for the guy in the blue.
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503. Yeah, that dude's
a fucking mess.
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504. - (SQUAWKS)
- Here you go, buddy.
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505. Chris...
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506. I just wanted to say...
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507. I know what I did.
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508. And I'm sorry.
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509. - I shouldn't have—
- Forget it. I don't give a fuck.
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510. You said we were a team.
That's obviously not the case.
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511. I just can't wait till
this is all over,
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512. so I never have to see your
stupid, dumb face ever again.
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513. There's no wrong time to rock.
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514. Cleanliness
is next to godliness.
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515. And God knows I'm close to Him.
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516. - (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
- Blood.
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517. That's what you wanna see.
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518. If you're not seeing any blood,
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519. you're not scrubbing
hard enough.
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520. Clean your toes.
Start at the bottom.
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521. Work your way up.
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522. Linger in the middle.
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523. Keep going a little higher.
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524. Swing the hips.
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525. When you're drying, especially,
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526. it's important
to swing the hips.
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527. And we're finished now.
Thank you very much.
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