1. It's a bitch song,
but it still rocks.Copy !req
2. - So cool.
- Do this.Copy !req
3. - Is that white power?
- Fuck white power.Copy !req
4. It's the devil.
It means rock and roll forever,Copy !req
5. and tongue kiss hot babes,
and smoke pot all day!Copy !req
6. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
7. Your old man's ready
for you two maggots.Copy !req
8. - (GROWLS)
- (KEITH GROWLS)Copy !req
9. All right, motherfuckers.
Let's go.Copy !req
10. Bets right here. Let's go.
Let your money talk. Come on.Copy !req
11. - What you got? All right...
- (CROWD CLAMORING, LAUGHING)Copy !req
12. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going, Keith...Copy !req
13. No kicking, no biting,
no grabbing, no...Copy !req
14. Ah, fuck that! No holds barred!Copy !req
15. - (CROWD CHEERS)
- Hit it.Copy !req
16. Come on. Let's go.
What do you want?Copy !req
17. Don't be a faggot.
Get in there and hit him!Copy !req
18. - (CROWD CHEERING)
- (DOG BARKING)Copy !req
19. - (CHRIS GRUNTS)
- Go, one more shot!Copy !req
20. Come on, Chris!
You hit like a girl!Copy !req
21. (ON TV)
the Glan Tai
Bottling Plant Massacre.Copy !req
22. Any leads on
where the Peacemaker might be?Copy !req
23. Come on, Chris,
don't be a pussy!Copy !req
24. - (KEITH GRUNTS)
- (CROWD CHEERS)Copy !req
25. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
- (DOG BARKING)Copy !req
26. Whoa!
Wait a second. Hey!
What's goin' on?Copy !req
27. Somethin' ain't right.
- (CHEERING FADES)Copy !req
28. (CHUCKLES) He's doing the worm.Copy !req
29. - (CROWD MUTTERING)
Yeah, there's
some kind of seizure.Copy !req
30. Keith?Copy !req
31. Keith.Copy !req
32. Keith! Keith!Copy !req
33. Keith!Copy !req
34. We have a few leads.
We have every copCopy !req
35. in the country
out looking for him.Copy !req
36. Keith!
- (DOG BARKING)Copy !req
37. Keith! Keith!Copy !req
38. You dumb fuck.
You killed your brother!Copy !req
39. You killed your brother,
you piece of shit!Copy !req
40. You dumbfuck!
You killed your brother!Copy !req
41. - (SNIFFLES)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)Copy !req
42. You killed him,
you dumbfuck!Copy !req
43. - (KNOCKING CONTINUES)
You okay in there?Copy !req
44. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Dude?Copy !req
45. Dude?Copy !req
46. - Dude?
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)Copy !req
47. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Hey, you okay in there?Copy !req
48. Fuck.Copy !req
49. We gotta get the fuck
out of here. That guy on TV,Copy !req
50. he's supposed to be the guy
watching our backs.Copy !req
51. Every police station
in the country has one mandateCopy !req
52. this morning.Copy !req
53. Find and stop the Peacemaker
by whatever means necessary.Copy !req
54. - You think he's a bird?
- A bird?Copy !req
55. - Like Goff.
- Butterfly.Copy !req
56. Dude, a butterfly
is a type of bird.Copy !req
57. A butterfly's not a bird,
it's a fucking bug!Copy !req
58. - Fucking Adebayo! She fucked me.
What?Copy !req
59. She probably planted
that diary in my trailer.Copy !req
60. I knew I couldn't trust
these people.Copy !req
61. Judomaster was supposed
to be there?Copy !req
62. Fuck it.
Can't worry about it now.Copy !req
63. - Move.
- All right.Copy !req
64. I've got all
the Peacemaker helmets
programmed in.Copy !req
65. These ones
at the police station,Copy !req
66. they must've been
confiscated yesterday.Copy !req
67. But these ones...
that's gotta be Christopher.Copy !req
68. That's him.Copy !req
69. - The diary is fake?
- Of course it's a fake.Copy !req
70. If I was gonna write a diary,
it wouldn't be a diary,Copy !req
71. it'd be a fucking journal.Copy !req
72. Well, I would read
anything you wrote, dude.Copy !req
73. I bet you could do
some bomb poetry.Copy !req
74. Dude, I thought you said
you didn't write a diary.Copy !req
75. I didn't!
Did you see that thing?Copy !req
76. It looked like it fell out
of my fucking vagina.Copy !req
77. Do I look like the type of guy
to stay up all nightCopy !req
78. collaging Jupiters
and aliens and shitCopy !req
79. to put on the front
of my fucking diary?Copy !req
80. On first impressions,
I'd have said, "No."Copy !req
81. But after getting to know you
a little bit, I gotta admit,Copy !req
82. it's definitely something
I can see you doing.Copy !req
83. You know what? Fine. Fuck it.Copy !req
84. If I enjoyed it, I wouldn't let
people's judgments hold me back.Copy !req
85. I'd collage all sorts of shit.Copy !req
86. - Yeah, that's cool of you.
- Yeah. It is fucking cool of me.Copy !req
87. I'd make a collage
of the three of usCopy !req
88. fucking some chicks with
a bunch of dolphins around usCopy !req
89. doing beer bongs in a Corvette.Copy !req
90. I don't want a dolphin
watching me fuck.Copy !req
91. - Where are you going?
- Vigilante and me might as wellCopy !req
92. get this done
before they find us.Copy !req
93. - What done?
- (GUN COCKS)Copy !req
94. - Kill this fucking cow.
- We are? Cool!Copy !req
95. No.Copy !req
96. - Eagly.
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)Copy !req
97. Fuck! Goddammit!Copy !req
98. (ON TV) Among the many
items found in the searchCopy !req
99. of Christopher Smith's homeCopy !req
100. was a diary
written by the suspect.Copy !req
101. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
The diary links SmithCopy !req
102. not only to the murder...Copy !req
103. You did it, didn't you?Copy !req
104. Waller sent you here
for this express purpose.Copy !req
105. - Did what?
- Planted a diaryCopy !req
106. in Peacemaker's trailer.Copy !req
107. Yes.Copy !req
108. That's why Peacemaker
was chosen in the first place.Copy !req
109. You're gonna lone-shooter
the poor bastard?Copy !req
110. He has a history of instability
and conspiratorial beliefs.Copy !req
111. Couple that
with violent outbursts,Copy !req
112. - he was the perfect pawn.
- He was your fucking friend.Copy !req
113. - Maybe you should back off.
- Oh yeah?Copy !req
114. Yeah. Because you've been
fucking with meCopy !req
115. - from the first day I got here!
- Well, maybe I could senseCopy !req
116. - your interior asshole.
- My what?Copy !req
117. Like, inside of all this
nice person stuff,Copy !req
118. you're really
just a fucking asshole!Copy !req
119. I thought you were bringing up
some weird medical condition.Copy !req
120. Why would I bring up
a medical condition?Copy !req
121. I don't know! Maybe because
you seem like the kind of bitchCopy !req
122. who would pick on
someone's health issuesCopy !req
123. in the middle of an argument.Copy !req
124. Well, I'm not the one who just
betrayed one of our own!Copy !req
125. Oh, okay! So it's okay
to shoot an innocent manCopy !req
126. begging for his life,
but this you have an issue with?Copy !req
127. He is a fellow soldier!Copy !req
128. Pretty random rule,
that the only lives that matterCopy !req
129. are the lives of the ones
who fight beside us?Copy !req
130. - Yes!
- Well...Copy !req
131. that is an incredibly clever way
of shutting yourself offCopy !req
132. from the rest
of the world's problems,Copy !req
133. but for me, it doesn't work.
I'm not made for this shit.Copy !req
134. I don't wanna be here no more.
(SNIFFLES)Copy !req
135. So I'm leaving.Copy !req
136. Well, then why the fuck
did you even come?Copy !req
137. Because I lost my job,Copy !req
138. and my mother
offered me this one!Copy !req
139. Your mother?Copy !req
140. Yes. But I didn't know
that I was gonna get...Copy !req
141. caught up in Mars Attacks.Copy !req
142. Holy fuck!
Your mother is Amanda Waller?Copy !req
143. Hey. We need to get out of here.Copy !req
144. She is Waller's daughter.Copy !req
145. Yeah, I know. You think
I wouldn't do a background checkCopy !req
146. on anyone coming
to work with us?Copy !req
147. I don't know how your weird
butterfly brain works.Copy !req
148. - She also planted—
- Planted the diary. I figured.Copy !req
149. She probably
shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
150. And if she did,
she should've waitedCopy !req
151. until after we'd completed
the mission.Copy !req
152. But that guy on TV,
he's our man on the inside,Copy !req
153. which means he's compromised.Copy !req
154. And since our weird
butterfly brainsCopy !req
155. inherit human memories,
he'll know we're here.Copy !req
156. So drop whatever differences
you two are having,Copy !req
157. pack up what you need,
and meet me in the lot.Copy !req
158. - I fucking trusted you!
- Fuck.Copy !req
159. What are you talking about?
I feel like—Copy !req
160. Man, every time we drink,
you talk about TV shows.Copy !req
161. - I'm sick of it.
- Bro... (SIGHS)Copy !req
162. How have you not seen
Boondock Saints? It's a classic.Copy !req
163. Vigilante— Jesus! Man!
(BREATHES HEAVILY)Copy !req
164. (LAUGHING) Dude scared
the shit out of me.Copy !req
165. - It's a fucking leprechaun, man.
- A little dude.Copy !req
166. - Oh my God.
He's hilarious-looking.
- Oh, he's getting mad!Copy !req
167. They're always after
me Lucky Charms!Copy !req
168. (LAUGHS) I love it!Copy !req
169. (ON PHONE)
If you have a message
for Chris or Eagly,Copy !req
170. - please leave it at the tone.
- (CELLPHONE BEEPS)Copy !req
171. Chris, I just
wanna make sure you're okay.Copy !req
172. Let's try to figure
this thing out.Copy !req
173. (SIGHS) Call me.Copy !req
174. Fuck!Copy !req
175. Aren't you guys being a little
nonchalant about all this?Copy !req
176. Economos, are you insinuatingCopy !req
177. there is a wrong time
and a right time to rock?Copy !req
178. They're on 395 North,Copy !req
179. about to pass the exit
to Contorinis Road.Copy !req
180. I've got eyes.Copy !req
181. Got it.Copy !req
182. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
183. - (CAR APPROACHING)
- (TIRES SCREECH)Copy !req
184. - Dad?
Oh, fuck.Copy !req
185. What are you doing?Copy !req
186. What I should've done long ago.Copy !req
187. - (PEACEMAKER GROANS)
- (EAGLY SQUEALS)Copy !req
188. That's it, man. We gotta go.
Come on, get up.Copy !req
189. - (GRUNTS)
Go, go, go!Copy !req
190. There's no wrong time to rock!Copy !req
191. - (EXPLOSION)
- Vij! (GRUNTS)Copy !req
192. - No!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
193. Peacemaker, we gotta go.Copy !req
194. Get the fuck away from me!Copy !req
195. (GROANS) Well...Copy !req
196. Your son went into the woods.Copy !req
197. Lead the way.Copy !req
198. How the fuck did he find you?Copy !req
199. - (PANTS)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)Copy !req
200. What?Copy !req
201. Fuck!Copy !req
202. He's fast.
- (CAR DOOR SLAMS)Copy !req
203. You left your keys in the car?Copy !req
204. What? I was rushing.Copy !req
205. - (TIRES SCREECH)
Ignore it. Let's go.Copy !req
206. I'm not kidding.Copy !req
207. There was at least 20 girls
to one guy.Copy !req
208. You're an asshole, man.
You're an asshole.Copy !req
209. So, what do you wanna
do tonight?Copy !req
210. - You wanna go to the club or—
- (JUDOMASTER YELLS)Copy !req
211. - (JUDOMASTER GRUNTS)
- (GROANS, CHOKES)Copy !req
212. Kiai!Copy !req
213. Open up! Police!Copy !req
214. Hey! I know you're pissed, but—Copy !req
215. (WHISPERING) Get down, get down,
get down, get down.Copy !req
216. He's right down there.Copy !req
217. He's running like a spaz.Copy !req
218. Let's go.Copy !req
219. Hit, my ass.
Breathing down my neck.Copy !req
220. Fucking raccoons
are hardcore, man.Copy !req
221. Wasn't exactly inconsistent with
what I imagined would happenCopy !req
222. if a man just walked up
and grabbed a wild raccoon.Copy !req
223. - Let's go.
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)Copy !req
224. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Open up! Police!Copy !req
225. - (KNOCKING CONTINUES)
Police! Open up!Copy !req
226. - Leota, Harcourt, go now.
- (GUN COCKS)Copy !req
227. Do you hear me?Copy !req
228. - (OVER RADIO) You can do it.
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)Copy !req
229. Police! (GRUNTS)Copy !req
230. I'm proud to have had you
on my team.Copy !req
231. Finish the job!Copy !req
232. - Kill the fucking cow!
- (GUNSHOTS)Copy !req
233. - (OFFICERS GRUNTING)
- (MURN GROANS)Copy !req
234. How do you know about the cow?Copy !req
235. Nothing you can do
will make me—Copy !req
236. - (SCOFFS)
- (GUNSHOTS)Copy !req
237. (OVER RADIO)
Now we really need to hurry.Copy !req
238. We need to get the teleportation
equipment to the ranch.Copy !req
239. Hey.Copy !req
240. - Ik Nobe Llok?
- (SQUEALS)Copy !req
241. You could've just joined us.Copy !req
242. - (SQUEALS)
- (CRACKING)Copy !req
243. You murdered him.Copy !req
244. The alternative was what?Copy !req
245. He was a warrior.Copy !req
246. Without him, his outfit
will have no chanceCopy !req
247. of stopping us.Copy !req
248. Two clowns in costumes
and a couple of rejects.Copy !req
249. We need to go.Copy !req
250. (SIGHS) Fu... No.Copy !req
251. - (SQUEAKS)
- (HARCOURT SOBS)Copy !req
252. How the fuck are we gonna
do this without him?Copy !req
253. Ding-dong, bitches!Copy !req
254. Oh, you gotta be fucking
kidding me right now.Copy !req
255. That's your last
sucker punch, asshole. (GRUNTS)Copy !req
256. - (GRUNTS)
- (JUDOMASTER GROANS)Copy !req
257. - (GRUNTS)
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)Copy !req
258. - Rope a dope, dumbshit.
What?Copy !req
259. - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- (SCREAMS)Copy !req
260. - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- (JUDOMASTER GROANING)Copy !req
261. You down now, motherfucker?Copy !req
262. I think you got him.Copy !req
263. - (TRACKER BEEPING)
- (WHITE HOODS MUTTERING)Copy !req
264. He's right there.Copy !req
265. Fuck me.
- (WHITE HOODS GROAN)Copy !req
266. Fan out! Find him.Copy !req
267. Wait.
I got something.Copy !req
268. The door!Copy !req
269. - Come on!
- Hey, dude, what are you doing?Copy !req
270. Right, the dash!Copy !req
271. Scoot.Copy !req
272. - (EAGLY SQUAWKING)
- Ow, ow! Hey, hey!Copy !req
273. Ow! My asshole!Copy !req
274. - What the fuck, dude?
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)Copy !req
275. What the fuck's wrong
with your bird?Copy !req
276. - Bad Eagly, stop it.
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)Copy !req
277. - (GROANS)
- (EAGLY SQUEALS)Copy !req
278. There's no wrong time
to rock, motherfucker.Copy !req
279. Now is.
This is the wrong time to rock.Copy !req
280. - (EAGLY SCREECHING)
- (WHIMPERS) Stop!Copy !req
281. How did they find
you guys anyway?Copy !req
282. He put a GPS tracking device
in Peacemaker's helmet.Copy !req
283. What?Copy !req
284. Damn it.
- I didn't know!Copy !req
285. - I thought they were expensive.
Fuck!Copy !req
286. Oh, I gotta pee so fucking bad.Copy !req
287. No, Eagly, get back in the car.Copy !req
288. John, can you get him
in the car?Copy !req
289. Sure. I fucking babysit birds.Copy !req
290. - Eagly, please get in the car.
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)Copy !req
291. He's not listening.Copy !req
292. Get back in the car
and crinkle a bag or something.Copy !req
293. He'll think you have chips.Copy !req
294. You gotta be fucking kidding me.Copy !req
295. Who the fuck
feeds their bird chips?Copy !req
296. - (GRUNTS)
- (BAG THUDS)Copy !req
297. - (WHITE HOODS CLAMORING)
- (SCREAMS)Copy !req
298. You want some chips, huh?
Yum, yum!Copy !req
299. Fuck no.Copy !req
300. - What are you doing?
- Shh! They're here.Copy !req
301. Why the fuck
are your pants all the way down?Copy !req
302. Well, I can't pee when clothes
are touching my butt.Copy !req
303. - (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- (RACIST THUG GROANS)Copy !req
304. - (GRUNTS)
- (WHITE HOODS GROAN)Copy !req
305. - (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- (WHITE HOOD SCREAMS)Copy !req
306. - (SCREECHES)
- (AUGGIE GRUNTS)Copy !req
307. Eagly!Copy !req
308. - I'll kill you, motherfucker!
You think so?Copy !req
309. Forty years ago,
God challenged meCopy !req
310. as he did Abraham.Copy !req
311. But I was too weak to listen.Copy !req
312. - But not no more!
- (GROANS)Copy !req
313. Kill that piece of shit, Dragon!
Yeah!Copy !req
314. - (WHITE HOODS CHEERING)
I knew you was uncleanCopy !req
315. when you were born!Copy !req
316. And even more so
when you killed your brother.Copy !req
317. - That was you! (SCREAMS)
- (BONES CRACK)Copy !req
318. Do it, White Dragon! Do it!Copy !req
319. I knew when you listened
to that devil music.Copy !req
320. I knew when you shaved
your body like a woman.Copy !req
321. I knew when you slept with
the whores of polluted blood!Copy !req
322. - And men!
- (WHITE HOODS CHEER)Copy !req
323. And even more so
when you conspiredCopy !req
324. with the forces of BaphometCopy !req
325. against the United States
of America!Copy !req
326. And now, boy,
I give your lifeCopy !req
327. to Go— (SCREAMS)Copy !req
328. There are gaps
in the armor, man.Copy !req
329. - (AUGGIE GROANS)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)Copy !req
330. - (SCREAMS)
- (GUNSHOTS)Copy !req
331. - (GRUNTS)
- (ARMOR WHIRRING)Copy !req
332. You killed my brother!Copy !req
333. - (AUGGIE GROANS)
- You killed Keith!Copy !req
334. And you're only right
about one thing,Copy !req
335. I am a piece of shit!Copy !req
336. I'm a piece of shit
for listening to youCopy !req
337. for all those years!Copy !req
338. I'm a piece of shit for not
killing you in your sleep!Copy !req
339. (LAUGHS) You hit like a girl.Copy !req
340. Well, go ahead and do it,
you fucking pussy.Copy !req
341. I knew you couldn't do it,
you faggot.Copy !req
342. 'Cause I control you.Copy !req
343. Whether or not I kill you,
you'll never be ableCopy !req
344. - to get the fuck away from m—
- (GUNSHOT)Copy !req
345. Dude, this is a really weird
time to do your face exercises.Copy !req
346. I mean, I guess you don't get
a totally sick, jacked faceCopy !req
347. like yours
without dedication, but...Copy !req
348. He's crying, asshole.Copy !req
349. Oh.Copy !req
350. Tender, nice touching.Copy !req
351. - Hey, dude, that's creepy.
- Okay.Copy !req
352. No, no, nothing serious.
Just some... forms and stuffCopy !req
353. I have to fill out
before I leave.Copy !req
354. Yeah. I love you too.Copy !req
355. Let me.Copy !req
356. What was your job before this?Copy !req
357. I ran a dog shelter.Copy !req
358. - Oh, Jesus.
Yeah.Copy !req
359. We lost funding.
I think my mother sawCopy !req
360. an opportunity
in my moment of weakness.Copy !req
361. She always wanted me
to do this shit,Copy !req
362. so she asked me, again,
to come work for her.Copy !req
363. Said she needed
someone on the insideCopy !req
364. of a group of people
she didn't trust.Copy !req
365. - She doesn't trust anyone.
- Hell, I know.Copy !req
366. Did you tell her about Murn?Copy !req
367. I couldn't decide
if I was going to.Copy !req
368. I guess it doesn't matter now.Copy !req
369. I could tell
you were hiding something.Copy !req
370. (SCOFFS)
I could tell you could tell.Copy !req
371. Shit made me agitated.Copy !req
372. Anyways... like I said,
I'm not made for this shit.Copy !req
373. I'm not supposed to be here.
That's why I was packing up.Copy !req
374. I just wanna do
whatever job I need toCopy !req
375. where telling right from wrong
ain't advanced calculus.Copy !req
376. Well, that would be a shame.Copy !req
377. Shame, why?Copy !req
378. Because you're good at the job.Copy !req
379. And because we need
every hand on deckCopy !req
380. to try to go kill this cow.Copy !req
381. How? It's impossible.Copy !req
382. We couldn't even
get there in time.Copy !req
383. - (CELLPHONE BUZZES)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
384. Hey, John.Copy !req
385. - Thank God you guys are here.
- What's going on?Copy !req
386. Dr. Hurwitz
kindly stitched up Eagly,Copy !req
387. and Vigilante's being
a total freak.Copy !req
388. Dude, they saw us.
Peacemaker and I are wanted.Copy !req
389. What other choice
do we have besides killingCopy !req
390. this veterinarian, this nurse,
and this male nurse?Copy !req
391. You can just say
two nurses, man.Copy !req
392. If I just say "nurse," I think
people will imagine it
as a woman.Copy !req
393. He's standing right there.Copy !req
394. We don't have to
imagine anything.Copy !req
395. It must be weird
waking up every dayCopy !req
396. - and being a male nurse.
- You're a fucking busboy.Copy !req
397. Oh, great! Now we definitely
have to kill them,Copy !req
398. because you're giving away stuff
about my secret identity.Copy !req
399. Do we really
have to kill these people?Copy !req
400. No. We'll tie them up,Copy !req
401. and by the time
the morning staff comes in,Copy !req
402. - we'll be long gone.
- They've seen our faces.Copy !req
403. If we can't stop
the butterflies today,Copy !req
404. - it won't matter.
- (CELLPHONE BUZZES)Copy !req
405. Okay.Copy !req
406. But we can't use duct tape.
That'll hurt their skinCopy !req
407. - when they try to pull it off.
Where are you going?Copy !req
408. Just to call my wife,
tell her I'm on my way back.Copy !req
409. So, you're compassionate
about tapeCopy !req
410. but not brutally
murdering people?Copy !req
411. Yes.Copy !req
412. God, please bring back
my best pal, Eagly. (SNIFFLES)Copy !req
413. And I never should've left him
in my father's garageCopy !req
414. for four years
when I went to prison.Copy !req
415. (SNIFFLES) I should've found
somebody betterCopy !req
416. to take care of him.Copy !req
417. Like an ugly girl
who was desperate for love,Copy !req
418. who would've done anything
I wanted when I was locked up.Copy !req
419. And, you know, I could've just
broke up with herCopy !req
420. the moment I got out.Copy !req
421. I probably wouldn't even
had to have sex with her, right?Copy !req
422. Yeah, you know...Copy !req
423. probably just once,
you know, to be nice.Copy !req
424. And probably 'cause I was
getting out of prison,Copy !req
425. I'd want to anyway, it wouldn't
have even been a chore.Copy !req
426. (VOICE BREAKING)
But I was selfish.Copy !req
427. And I was a bad friend to Eagly.Copy !req
428. The only one besides Keith
that ever loved me for real.Copy !req
429. (SNIFFLES) Oh, fuck.Copy !req
430. Please, God...Copy !req
431. I'll do anything you want.
(SNIFFLES)Copy !req
432. Just please, please...Copy !req
433. keep Eagly alive.Copy !req
434. - (SNIFFLES)
- (EAGLY CHIRPS)Copy !req
435. (CRIES) Buddy?Copy !req
436. You know,
he was so happy to see me today,Copy !req
437. he wrapped his wings
around me to hug me.Copy !req
438. - An eagle hugged you?
- Oh yeah.Copy !req
439. Yeah, I call bullshit on that.Copy !req
440. You don't want to believe
in miracles, that's on you.Copy !req
441. Lee,
where are you?
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
442. You said you were gonna
be here two hours ago.Copy !req
443. Uh, babe, I just saw
an eagle hug a human.Copy !req
444. With everything
going on, what?Copy !req
445. - Yeah.
Fuck.Copy !req
446. Maybe— maybe it's a sign.Copy !req
447. A sign of what?Copy !req
448. Hey, we should get a move
on killing this cow.Copy !req
449. What about your wife?Copy !req
450. Well, she's upset.
But she gets it... sort of.Copy !req
451. Cool.Copy !req
452. Okay, how do we do this
without Murn?Copy !req
453. Well, we have someone else
that we can trust to lead us.Copy !req
454. - Me?
- No. Fuck, no.Copy !req
455. The butterflies breathe our air
and drink our water,Copy !req
456. but our food sources
don't keep them alive.Copy !req
457. So they had to transport
a creature from their planetCopy !req
458. across the galaxy.Copy !req
459. And now we know
they keep it in the cavernCopy !req
460. below the barn
on Coverdale ranch.Copy !req
461. There, they milk
the beast for the amber fluid.Copy !req
462. To stop the butterflies,
all we have to doCopy !req
463. is kill the cow. Without it,
they won't be ableCopy !req
464. to stay alive for more
than a couple of weeks.Copy !req
465. However, they almost certainly
know that we're on our wayCopy !req
466. to do that now. Which means
they'll do what they canCopy !req
467. to move the cow out
before we get there.Copy !req
468. How?Copy !req
469. According to what Ads
and I overheard, teleportation.Copy !req
470. I'm guessing
they can move it toCopy !req
471. one of their other enclaves
around the country,Copy !req
472. which means, to us,
they will be lost forever,Copy !req
473. and all of our work
goes to waste.Copy !req
474. Hopefully, we can make it there
before they make their move.Copy !req
475. And then we go in there,
and we kick assCopy !req
476. like Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid.Copy !req
477. They get slaughtered
at the end of that film.Copy !req
478. Bro, there's a freeze-frame
and we hear a bunch of bullets.Copy !req
479. - That doesn't mean they died.
Yes, it does.Copy !req
480. I don't think so. I think
they jumped over those bulletsCopy !req
481. right after that freeze-frame.Copy !req
482. Well, that's an exceedingly
optimistic interpretation.Copy !req
483. Both things
are equally possible.Copy !req
484. No, they're not.Copy !req
485. Well, whichever one you believe
says a lot about your character.Copy !req
486. Yeah, about how insane you are.Copy !req
487. (LAUGHS) Economos,Copy !req
488. I love this back-and-forth thing
we have going.Copy !req
489. It's not as deep as, like,
what Peacemaker and I have,Copy !req
490. but it's fucking cool.Copy !req
491. (SCOFFS)
Whatever the case... I'm in.Copy !req
492. Hashtag MeToo.Copy !req
493. I guess.Copy !req
494. Yeah.Copy !req
495. - Fuck, yeah.
- Let's do this shit.Copy !req
496. - (GUN COCKS)
- No.Copy !req
497. - I think you need to calm down.
- You can't come with us.Copy !req
498. You sure
you don't need the help?Copy !req
499. - No, you'd just die.
- But we are gonna have toCopy !req
500. sequester your vehicle
out there.Copy !req
501. Surprisingly nice people,
considering.Copy !req
502. Except for the guy in the blue.Copy !req
503. Yeah, that dude's
a fucking mess.Copy !req
504. - (SQUAWKS)
- Here you go, buddy.Copy !req
505. Chris...Copy !req
506. I just wanted to say...Copy !req
507. I know what I did.Copy !req
508. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
509. - I shouldn't have—
- Forget it. I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
510. You said we were a team.
That's obviously not the case.Copy !req
511. I just can't wait till
this is all over,Copy !req
512. so I never have to see your
stupid, dumb face ever again.Copy !req
513. There's no wrong time to rock.Copy !req
514. Cleanliness
is next to godliness.Copy !req
515. And God knows I'm close to Him.Copy !req
516. - (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
- Blood.Copy !req
517. That's what you wanna see.Copy !req
518. If you're not seeing any blood,Copy !req
519. you're not scrubbing
hard enough.Copy !req
520. Clean your toes.
Start at the bottom.Copy !req
521. Work your way up.Copy !req
522. Linger in the middle.Copy !req
523. Keep going a little higher.Copy !req
524. Swing the hips.Copy !req
525. When you're drying, especially,Copy !req
526. it's important
to swing the hips.Copy !req
527. And we're finished now.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
528. Thank you for attending.Copy !req