1. - (CLEMSON MURN GRUNTS)
- (YELPS)Copy !req
2. - Stop!
- (GROANS, BREATHES HEAVILY)Copy !req
3. I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
4. Harcourt, hand me my gun!Copy !req
5. - She knows?
- She was walking aroundCopy !req
6. with Peacemaker's
X-ray vision helmet on.Copy !req
7. He's not gonna like that.
He's touchy about his helmets.Copy !req
8. What the fuck?Copy !req
9. We need to talk.Copy !req
10. I figured it out
when a bomb explodedCopy !req
11. in Murn's face
and he barely took any damage.Copy !req
12. I already knew he had
way more Butterfly knowledgeCopy !req
13. than what was possible
from our current investigations.Copy !req
14. I confronted him. He came clean.Copy !req
15. My people came to Earth
because our planet was dying.Copy !req
16. Your people? The Butterflies?Copy !req
17. The one in Goff,
she's our leader.Copy !req
18. - "She"?
- Yes.Copy !req
19. - Why "She"?
- Well, she had a vagina.Copy !req
20. Aliens got vaginas?
What was her real name?Copy !req
21. Unlike humans,
we don't name our genitalia.Copy !req
22. No. The one in Goff.
What was her real name?Copy !req
23. - You're interrogating me?
- I guess.Copy !req
24. You can't pronounce it
with a human tongue.Copy !req
25. I suppose it'd be something
like "Eek Stack Ik Ik."Copy !req
26. - Eek Stack Ik Ik?
Yes.Copy !req
27. This shit is getting goofy.Copy !req
28. We liked it here. We were gonna
live out our lives.Copy !req
29. But then Goff
and the others started planning.Copy !req
30. - For what?
- How to dominate your world.Copy !req
31. I was the sole dissenter.
They said I was oversensitive.Copy !req
32. You're oversensitive?Copy !req
33. (SIGHS) That's when
they started leeching.Copy !req
34. Using humans in positions
of power as hosts.Copy !req
35. - You took over someone?
Yes.Copy !req
36. Yeah, you killed someone,
whoever Murn really was!Copy !req
37. I needed to stop them!Copy !req
38. So I inhabited the worst person
I could find.Copy !req
39. This man, Leota, he's...Copy !req
40. he's a murderer.Copy !req
41. But still,
I know his thoughts. He's...Copy !req
42. Even he could have changed.Copy !req
43. I know that.
I took that from him.Copy !req
44. I took his freedom and his face.Copy !req
45. And every day, I dread waking up
to his memories.Copy !req
46. - Does Economos know?
- He knows.Copy !req
47. But he sticks his fingers
in his earsCopy !req
48. every time it comes up.Copy !req
49. He doesn't want Waller knowing
he's keeping something from her.Copy !req
50. She doesn't know?Copy !req
51. - No. And you can't tell her.
- Why?Copy !req
52. I told you a long time ago
you can't trust Waller.Copy !req
53. We can't risk
anything going wrong.Copy !req
54. We have to stop them.Copy !req
55. Now that we attacked
the bottling company,Copy !req
56. they'll know
we're on their trail.Copy !req
57. And we need to be sure
they don't move the cowCopy !req
58. - before we find it.
- The cow?Copy !req
59. Yes.
- What cow?Copy !req
60. You forgot to tell her
about the cow.Copy !req
61. There's a...Copy !req
62. Yeah?
- (CHILDREN GIGGLING)Copy !req
63. What?
You got something to say?Copy !req
64. - (CHILDREN CONTINUE GIGGLING)
Okay? Good.Copy !req
65. All right, kids. And that's how
I defeated Kite Man,Copy !req
66. one of the world's
most dangerous villains,Copy !req
67. with only my two fists,
my Desert Eagle,Copy !req
68. and two rocket launchers.
Any questions?Copy !req
69. Uh... Yeah.
Kid with the sad eyes.Copy !req
70. You said the Blackheart Ruby
weighed 30 pounds.Copy !req
71. Yes.Copy !req
72. And Kite Man was riding a kite?Copy !req
73. - That's right.
- Wouldn't he have crashed anywayCopy !req
74. due to gravity?Copy !req
75. (SMACKS LIPS) No.Copy !req
76. Yeah, chubster.Copy !req
77. Do you have
a coterie of supervillains?Copy !req
78. No.Copy !req
79. (SIGHS) Any more questions?Copy !req
80. Yeah, uh, gender-swapped
Alfred E. Neuman.Copy !req
81. - Have you ever met the Flash?
- Yeah, I have met the Flash.Copy !req
82. Like everybody else who's ever
met him, I thought
he was an unbearable d-bag.Copy !req
83. What about Wonder Woman?Copy !req
84. What about raising your hand?Copy !req
85. Urkel.Copy !req
86. - Have you met Wonder Woman?
- I've never met her,Copy !req
87. but she did spent
an entire party eye-effing meCopy !req
88. - from across the room.
- Sick!Copy !req
89. Dude.Copy !req
90. Dude, I said, "Effing."
Any more questions?Copy !req
91. - Yeah, Canadian tuxedo.
- Do you have a pet?Copy !req
92. I do have a pet.
That's a great question.Copy !req
93. I have a pet named Eagly,
he's an eagle.Copy !req
94. Yeah, Rubik's Cube
World Champion 2025?Copy !req
95. Why is your pet's name
so unoriginal?Copy !req
96. Why are you
my least favorite kid
in this class?Copy !req
97. Because I can see
right through you,Copy !req
98. - and I think you're a loser.
- (CHILDREN LAUGHING)Copy !req
99. Loser!
- (MUTTERS) Anyb—Copy !req
100. Loser!
- Anybody else?Copy !req
101. - Yeah, Jamil's kid.
- Do you have an origin story?Copy !req
102. What the fuck? You killed him.Copy !req
103. Not in the traditional sense.Copy !req
104. Any, uh... Any more questions?Copy !req
105. - Skinny arms!
- Did you know a Becky Coolidge?Copy !req
106. - Becky Coolidge?
- That's my mom.Copy !req
107. She used to bartend
at the Starlight Lounge.Copy !req
108. Becky Coolidge!
Yeah, that's right!Copy !req
109. I haven't seen her in, like,
ten years. (SIGHS)Copy !req
110. I think
you might be my real dad.Copy !req
111. - What?
- (CLAPPING) Okay, guys!Copy !req
112. I think
Mr. Peacemaker has to go!Copy !req
113. (CHUCKLES) What a great
show-and-tell, huh?Copy !req
114. Thank you, Adiva,
for bringing your uncle,Copy !req
115. Peacemaker. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
116. Hey! (CHUCKLES)
All right! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
117. I appreciate
you doing this, man.Copy !req
118. No problem.Copy !req
119. This little Garcia kid last week
brings her uncle.Copy !req
120. Guy's a veterinarian,
he's got like a sick coati.Copy !req
121. - Uh... A coyote.
- A coati. It's likeCopy !req
122. a South American raccoon,
they're adorable.Copy !req
123. Motherfucking kids
couldn't get enough.Copy !req
124. My kid comes home,
she's crying her eyes out,Copy !req
125. because we got no relatives
worth shit,Copy !req
126. definitely none
with dying coati.Copy !req
127. I said, "Baby, don't you worry."
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
128. - "Daddy knows a superhero!"
- (PEACEMAKER CHUCKLES)Copy !req
129. And this superhero,
before he left the hospital,Copy !req
130. he promised me
he'd always be there for me,Copy !req
131. no matter what I needed.Copy !req
132. I never said anything like that,
but okay.Copy !req
133. As long as we make
those other kids
feel like shit, right?Copy !req
134. That's all that matters!
(BREATHES HEAVILY)Copy !req
135. Sure. Okay.Copy !req
136. There you go.Copy !req
137. See you soon, bitch.Copy !req
138. Or as they say it
in your language,Copy !req
139. “ching chong
chickety chopsticks.”Copy !req
140. I think
your Google translation's off,
Auggie.Copy !req
141. That means, "My haircut
looks like a donkey
took a shit on my head."Copy !req
142. Wouldn't want to be ya.Copy !req
143. "Wouldn't want to be ya"?
Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
144. I pretty much nailed him there.
Not sure you needed to add the—Copy !req
145. - I know, I fucked it up.
Detective Song!Copy !req
146. What in the Sam Hill's
happening here?Copy !req
147. Captain, last night,
I took all the evidenceCopy !req
148. - to a judge...
- You took what to what?Copy !req
149. and I was issued
an arrest warrantCopy !req
150. for Christopher Smith,
our new key suspectCopy !req
151. in the murder
of Annie Sturphausen.Copy !req
152. We couldn't rightly have
two people in jailCopy !req
153. for the same crime.Copy !req
154. You have got no idea
what you're fucking with here.Copy !req
155. There's something wrong
with that guy.Copy !req
156. Get the troops together.
Let's go get Peacemaker.Copy !req
157. Yeah.Copy !req
158. Oh, God. No, it's over.Copy !req
159. Where to, boss?Copy !req
160. Well, I wanna go home,
get a shower.Copy !req
161. And maybe have
a broad over to suck my dick.Copy !req
162. And then I'm gonna do somethingCopy !req
163. I should have done
a long time ago.Copy !req
164. - What's that?
- Kill my fucking son.Copy !req
165. - (EXHALES) Damn right.
- (KEYS JINGLING)Copy !req
166. - Good boy. Good boy.
- (EAGLY SCREECHING, GROANING)Copy !req
167. Okay, good.Copy !req
168. (CHUCKLES) Oh, such a good,
handsome boy.Copy !req
169. - Getting hungry there, Goff?
- (SQUEAKS)Copy !req
170. Hey, quit complaining,
you goofus.Copy !req
171. I could have fed you to Eagly.Copy !req
172. You really go through
this stuff, huh?Copy !req
173. I'll try to swipe some more.Copy !req
174. You cool?Copy !req
175. How do you know
you can trust him?Copy !req
176. I don't. It's an educated guess.Copy !req
177. Something in your gut?Copy !req
178. I don't trust my
or anyone else's gut.Copy !req
179. I trust logic.Copy !req
180. And Murn's helped us
way too much to be lying.Copy !req
181. Adebayo knows
Murn's a Butterfly.Copy !req
182. So, he literally
puts his fingers in his ears.Copy !req
183. - Yeah.
- (LAPTOP BEEPING)Copy !req
184. - Whoa.
- You have something?Copy !req
185. Yeah, security camera footage
from the bottling plant.Copy !req
186. Every three days,Copy !req
187. there was a delivery
of one of these giant tanks.Copy !req
188. It's gotta be
the raw amber fluidCopy !req
189. that they're processing, right?Copy !req
190. Yeah. But we've gotta figure outCopy !req
191. where it's coming from
for it to help us.Copy !req
192. Let me check something out.Copy !req
193. We're gonna approach
with caution,Copy !req
194. surround the trailer,
and enter easy.Copy !req
195. Peacemaker is a trained killer.Copy !req
196. Do not hesitate to shoot him
if he shows resistance.Copy !req
197. - Come in, Adrian!
- (DOOR OPENING)Copy !req
198. How did you know it was me?Copy !req
199. You knock
in a very annoying way.Copy !req
200. - Oh, sorry.
- (GOFF SQUEAKS)Copy !req
201. Dude, you still have that thing?Copy !req
202. Yeah.
- (SQUEAKS)Copy !req
203. He tried to kill us
and he cut off half my toe.Copy !req
204. Yeah. Sometimes I just think
I'm insecure in my masculinityCopy !req
205. so I'm making up for it
by having a dangerous pet.Copy !req
206. You know, like one
of those knuckle-dicks
in GeorgiaCopy !req
207. with a tiger on a leash.Copy !req
208. Dude, my advice? Cut it out
with the introspection.Copy !req
209. The mind is a den of scorpions
better left running from,Copy !req
210. - not towards.
- (GOFF SQUEAKS)Copy !req
211. What is Goff doing?Copy !req
212. What the fuck?Copy !req
213. - Let's go! Move out!
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)Copy !req
214. - What?
(OVER PHONE)
I think we got a problem.Copy !req
215. Okay, Goff. One tap is "yes."
Two taps is "no."Copy !req
216. Do you understand?Copy !req
217. - (GLASS TAP)
- Okay, Goff...Copy !req
218. - is that a peace sign?
- (GLASS TAP)Copy !req
219. Ooh. Goff,
what's your favorite color?Copy !req
220. Dude, it's—
it's yes-or-no questions,
I just said it.Copy !req
221. Right. Okay, yeah. Uh... Goff,
is your favorite color teal?Copy !req
222. - Bro, what the fuck?
- What?Copy !req
223. I'm gonna go through
all the colors,Copy !req
224. and then eventually,
we'll find out
which one he likes best.Copy !req
225. Yeah, and why
would you give a fuck
what his favorite color is,Copy !req
226. - and why are you starting
with teal?
- You don't thinkCopy !req
227. it's interesting that
a praying mantis thing
has a favorite colorCopy !req
228. and it might unexpectedly be
teal?Copy !req
229. That is mildly interesting,
but he just drew a peace sign
on the jar.Copy !req
230. - Don't we wanna see
what's up with that?
- Yes, we do.Copy !req
231. Goff, why did you put
a peace sign on the jar?Copy !req
232. Yes or no! It's yes or no!
It's only fucking
yes-or-no questions!Copy !req
233. - That's a lot of rules.
- Two fucking rules. Two!Copy !req
234. One, yes or no.
Two, don't be a fucking moron.Copy !req
235. How am I supposed to follow
that second rule?Copy !req
236. Maybe by shutting the fuck up!Copy !req
237. - Oh! Okay, I see.
I see how you are.
- (CELLPHONE VIBRATES)Copy !req
238. Your preferred
conversation partners
are Eagly and Goff!Copy !req
239. Neither of who are capable
of speech!Copy !req
240. Try introspection
on that, motherfucker!Copy !req
241. - Sorry.
- No, you're right,
you know, I...Copy !req
242. I do surround myself with thingsCopy !req
243. that don't talk back
and maybe I just—Copy !req
244. - You shouldn't blame yourself.
- Dude, fucking— I'm talking!Copy !req
245. Listen!Copy !req
246. Listen!Copy !req
247. I'm getting this weird feeling
that you're angry.Copy !req
248. Goff, are the Butterflies here
to eat our fleshCopy !req
249. like the aliens
from Pitch Black?Copy !req
250. Goff, are you here to put babies
in us like in Alien?Copy !req
251. - (GOFF TAPS TWICE)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
252. Dude, you're upset about that?Copy !req
253. Well, how else
I'm gonna experience motherhood?Copy !req
254. Hmm, I don't know.Copy !req
255. (INHALES) Goff, are you hereCopy !req
256. so we can help you
get back home, like in E.T.?Copy !req
257. - (GOFF TAPS TWICE)
- Are you here so you can play us
a shitty songCopy !req
258. - like in Close Encounters?
- (GOFF TAPS TWICE)Copy !req
259. - Goddammit, answer, man!
- I'll go over there.Copy !req
260. - You'll never make it in time.
- Have you tried Vigilante?Copy !req
261. Quick,
what are some other movies?Copy !req
262. Uh... The Three Amigos.
Un Chien Andalou.Copy !req
263. Porky's. Porky's II—Copy !req
264. With aliens! Why would I want
a list of random movies?Copy !req
265. Well, in case we wanted to watch
a movie later!Copy !req
266. Who is this?Copy !req
267. (OVER PHONE) Vigilante,
have you seen Peacemaker?Copy !req
268. Vigilante? I— I don't know
that person. That's, um—Copy !req
269. Is that even a name?
Um— Sounds Italian. I'm— I'm—Copy !req
270. I'm American, so, I can't—Copy !req
271. - What's so urgent, Murn?
- If you're at home,
get the fuck out!Copy !req
272. The police are gonna be there
any second
with an arrest warrant.Copy !req
273. Grab Goff!Copy !req
274. (SIGHS) Sorry, buddy.Copy !req
275. This is the Evergreen Police
Department!Copy !req
276. Open the door and come out
with your hands up now!Copy !req
277. (LOUDER) This is the Evergreen
Police Department!Copy !req
278. Open the door and come out
with your hands up now!Copy !req
279. - (GOFF SQUEAKS)
Listen up.Copy !req
280. This is the Evergreen Police
Department!Copy !req
281. Come out now, peacefully.Copy !req
282. We have an arrest warrant
for Christopher Smith!Copy !req
283. I repeat, come out now
with your hands up.Copy !req
284. I'm taping Goff to me
so I have both hands free.Copy !req
285. Whoo! (GRUNTS)Copy !req
286. Clear!Copy !req
287. God damn it. Toss the place.Copy !req
288. All units, suspect is gone.Copy !req
289. Spread out and search
the surrounding area.Copy !req
290. Knock on all trailers
and speak to the occupantsCopy !req
291. regarding suspect's
possible location.Copy !req
292. (GASPS)
What the hell?Copy !req
293. Okay. Double-check
outside... (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)Copy !req
294. Psst! Eagly.Copy !req
295. Eagly. E— Eagly!Copy !req
296. - Eagly.
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
297. Fitzgibbon,
doesn't Smith have a pet eagle?Copy !req
298. That's the rumor.Copy !req
299. I think I just saw one
jump off the roof.Copy !req
300. - (WHISPERS) What?
- (MOUTHS) She's a cop.Copy !req
301. She's a cock?Copy !req
302. (WHISPERS) She's a cop!Copy !req
303. We gotta
get the fuck outta here.Copy !req
304. Fitz, dispatch half our guys
back into the woods.Copy !req
305. I think
they're somewhere back here.Copy !req
306. You got it.
All right, listen up!Copy !req
307. All right. Where's your car?Copy !req
308. - I Ubered.
- Why'd you Uber?Copy !req
309. Day off,
I thought we'd get wasted!Copy !req
310. Get what?Copy !req
311. - (JAR SHATTERS)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
312. - (GRUNTS)
- (GOFF SQUEAKING)Copy !req
313. Oh, shit.Copy !req
314. Stay where you are. Don't mo—
(MUFFLED GROANS)Copy !req
315. Fuck.Copy !req
316. - They're here!
- (SOPHIE GROANING)Copy !req
317. There they are!
- Sophie!Copy !req
318. Through
the trees! Through the trees!Copy !req
319. Right there, right there!Copy !req
320. - Hey! Hey, I'm here. Hey, hey.
- (GROANS)Copy !req
321. What the hell happened?
Peggy, get an ambulance! Shit.Copy !req
322. Freeze!
- (GUNSHOTS)Copy !req
323. - I told you not to do that!
- Look, at worst, he's paralyzed!Copy !req
324. Oh, shit!Copy !req
325. - Stop or I'll—
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)Copy !req
326. - (GROANS)
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
327. Hey! Stop right there! (GROANS)Copy !req
328. - Stop right there or I'll shoot!
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)Copy !req
329. Oh, shit!
Eagly is hardcore, man!Copy !req
330. - Stop! Stop! (GROANS)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
331. There's a car for you
over that hill.Copy !req
332. - Take it and get out of here.
- Who are you?Copy !req
333. Do you wanna ask
stupid questionsCopy !req
334. or do you wanna live?Copy !req
335. Which one do you wanna do?Copy !req
336. - (SHUDDERS) No, please.
- "No, please."Copy !req
337. - Don't. Please!
- "Don't. Don't."Copy !req
338. - (PANTS)
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)Copy !req
339. - (SCREECHES)
- (GRUNTS, MUTTERS)Copy !req
340. - Why are you honking?
Shut up.Copy !req
341. (PANTS) Hey, Soph? Soph?Copy !req
342. (SIGHS) Oh, Jesus Christ.
You scared the shit out of me.Copy !req
343. I think you had a seizure
or something.Copy !req
344. Fitzgibbon?Copy !req
345. Yeah. Yeah, it's me.
You all right?Copy !req
346. Where are Peacemaker
and the buffoon?Copy !req
347. Whoa. Okay,
you need to sit stillCopy !req
348. until we get an ambulance here.
Soph! Hey, Soph!Copy !req
349. - What are you doing?
- I'm calling Harcourt—Copy !req
350. - No!
- What the fuck, dude? No!Copy !req
351. - No! Fuck, no!
Fuck, nobody, nobody—
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
352. - They can track these things!
- No, dude! No! Shit! Fuck!Copy !req
353. "You're welcome, Vigilante,
for saving my life."Copy !req
354. It was a secure phone!
They can't fucking track it!Copy !req
355. Oh.Copy !req
356. My bad, then. Sorry, dude.
That was a pretty big fuck-up
on my part.Copy !req
357. Fuck, man! I had a fuck-ton
of super cute picturesCopy !req
358. - of Eagly on there, man!
They're irreplaceable!
- Oh, fuck. Sorry.Copy !req
359. Sorry. Sorry, Eagly.Copy !req
360. - (SCREECHES)
- (BREATHES DEEPLY)Copy !req
361. Wait. What about the cloud?Copy !req
362. I don't know what the cloud is!Copy !req
363. The fucking cloud happened
when I was in prison, okay?Copy !req
364. Everybody talks
about this fucking cloud.Copy !req
365. They might as well be talking
about neuropsychologyCopy !req
366. or fucking cricket
or BLACKPINK songs!Copy !req
367. You're a little intense
right now.Copy !req
368. Like, I don't want to be uncool,
but your face looks really weirdCopy !req
369. when it goes into all
those various angry positions.Copy !req
370. It's like I'm looking
at a Dracula.Copy !req
371. Oh, fuck. What the fuck
are we caught up in, man?Copy !req
372. That guy just executed
those dudes!Copy !req
373. (CHUCKLES) I know.
How fucking cool was that?Copy !req
374. It wasn't cool at all.Copy !req
375. Well,
that's a little judgmental.Copy !req
376. One of them
was fucking unconscious, man!Copy !req
377. Dude! We're saving the world
from a fucking alien invasion!Copy !req
378. It's everything
we've ever wanted!Copy !req
379. - It's not what I wanted!
- The bigger question is,
what's going on with you?Copy !req
380. - Me?
- We used to go out,
kill bad guys.Copy !req
381. Boom, boom, boom. No problem.Copy !req
382. We accidentally kill
the wrong person?Copy !req
383. "Aw, shoot. Bummer.
That stinks." Then we move on!Copy !req
384. Now, suddenly, you've got
this weird, new-age beliefCopy !req
385. that all life is sacred!Copy !req
386. - (TIRES SCREECH)
- Dude, what are you doing?Copy !req
387. Give me your phone.
- They could be here any minute.Copy !req
388. You smashed mine,
I'm using yours.Copy !req
389. - Mine isn't secure!
- I don't give a fuck!Copy !req
390. - How do you know my password?
- I know my own birthday, dude.Copy !req
391. - "Taylor Swift sexy butt?"
- What?Copy !req
392. Your last search.Copy !req
393. Oh, no. That's, um,
just because I wanted to seeCopy !req
394. some pictures of her sexy butt.Copy !req
395. I was— I was too late.Copy !req
396. Oh, my God.Copy !req
397. - What happened?
- Uh...Copy !req
398. I got here
just as the... (INHALES)Copy !req
399. just as the shooter
was running away.Copy !req
400. Peacemaker?Copy !req
401. Oh, no, no. No,
It was a Caucasian man,Copy !req
402. about five-and-a-half-feet tall.Copy !req
403. Red hair, striped shirt
with a red tie.Copy !req
404. Had on a black mask and, uh...Copy !req
405. I think it was a...Copy !req
406. fedora.Copy !req
407. He just ran off saying...Copy !req
408. “Robble robble!”Copy !req
409. Soph! Hey!Copy !req
410. "Robble robble."Copy !req
411. Hey, hey, Soph!
Hey, this is gonna sound weird,Copy !req
412. but I think Locke
was just describingCopy !req
413. the fucking Hamburglar.Copy !req
414. Striped shirt, red tie, fedora,
black mask?Copy !req
415. That's the Hamburglar.Copy !req
416. - McDonald's mascot?
- Yeah.Copy !req
417. It wasn't him.Copy !req
418. Yeah, I know
it wasn't the Hamburglar!Copy !req
419. But it's like, either that guy
is so fucking stupidCopy !req
420. and can't think of a better lie,
or he's fucking with us.Copy !req
421. I think Locke's working
with them.Copy !req
422. Them? Who?Copy !req
423. Hey, Soph, you need to lie down.
You had a concussion.Copy !req
424. I'm fine, human.Copy !req
425. What?Copy !req
426. Hey! Hey, where are you going?Copy !req
427. I need to call some friends.Copy !req
428. Friends? Hey, what friends?Copy !req
429. - Soph!
- (KNOCKING ON WINDOW)Copy !req
430. Captain! Hey. (PANTS)Copy !req
431. Found a shitload of weapons
in there. And this.Copy !req
432. I just glanced at it.Copy !req
433. There's some real crazy shit
in there.Copy !req
434. All right, Officer Johnson.Copy !req
435. I'll put that into evidence.Copy !req
436. See what else you can find.Copy !req
437. Look around the periphery
of the trailer.Copy !req
438. - Um...
- Periphery of the trailer.Copy !req
439. - Periphery.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
440. Uh-huh, okay, all right.
Okay, I got it.Copy !req
441. They're gonna be here
any minute.Copy !req
442. Does anyone know
about Peacemaker having a diary?Copy !req
443. - What?
- (MOUTHS) Oh, fuck.Copy !req
444. What?Copy !req
445. Nothing.Copy !req
446. My man on the inside has it,Copy !req
447. so hopefully,
that's the last we hear of it.Copy !req
448. Hey! You have a diary?Copy !req
449. - No.
- They found one in your trailer.Copy !req
450. Bullshit. I got a notepad,
but I barely ever use it.Copy !req
451. But fuck that,
we got a bit of an issue.Copy !req
452. - We know. You're a wanted man.
- Not that. Goff got out.Copy !req
453. - Goff?
- Yeah, we kept Goff.Copy !req
454. You kept Goff?Copy !req
455. Because Peacemaker
has masculinity issues.Copy !req
456. It's like
a knuckle-dick's tiger.Copy !req
457. I didn't trust you guys.Copy !req
458. And I kept him
because I wanted answers.Copy !req
459. And I knew
he wasn't gonna get out.Copy !req
460. But then he got out
and took over an Oriental woman.Copy !req
461. - Asian.
- I'm pretty sure
she was Oriental.Copy !req
462. You're not supposed to say
Oriental anymore, just Asian.Copy !req
463. Why?Copy !req
464. Nobody knows why, it's just bad!Copy !req
465. They do know why, asshat.
Oriental insinuates "other,"Copy !req
466. so some people consider it
derogatory.Copy !req
467. It's kinda like I need
a fucking snowflake scorecard,
but fine!Copy !req
468. Oh, the agony the straight,
white dude goes through,Copy !req
469. imprisoned in a world
where they sufferCopy !req
470. the unspeakable horror
of occasionally havingCopy !req
471. to substitute one word
for another.Copy !req
472. I said fine!Copy !req
473. And you know what? Maybe I find
"asshat" derogatory.Copy !req
474. - Can you stop?
- Now, the Asian cop is Goff.Copy !req
475. Insofar as how much he likes
teal, though, we're clueless.Copy !req
476. God damn it, Peacemaker.Copy !req
477. Dude, don't you talk to me
after you sentCopy !req
478. Pennywise-the-fucking-Clown
out to help us.Copy !req
479. - Locke?
- That psychopath murdered
three copsCopy !req
480. and one was unconscious
when he did it.Copy !req
481. Hey, I, uh, found something.Copy !req
482. I think I know
where the raw amber fluidCopy !req
483. is coming from.Copy !req
484. - Soph, what's going on?
- Nothing.Copy !req
485. I've got
paramedics coming
to check you out.Copy !req
486. They're on the way.Copy !req
487. There's no need
and no time for that.Copy !req
488. Soph, those aren't even words.Copy !req
489. You've had a brain injury.Copy !req
490. - It— It—
- I'm fine.Copy !req
491. - (COMPUTER WHIZZING)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
492. I...Copy !req
493. I do feel
that she was fond of you.Copy !req
494. - Who?
- Sophie.Copy !req
495. Sure.Copy !req
496. But in the end,
this is better for everyone.Copy !req
497. What is?Copy !req
498. Just enjoy the moment.Copy !req
499. People don't realize
that smiling is differentCopy !req
500. on every single head.Copy !req
501. Every time,
you have to relearn it.Copy !req
502. This is the truck
that Adebayo foundCopy !req
503. - visiting every three days.
Right.Copy !req
504. I was able to access
all the security camera footageCopy !req
505. and highway cam footage
in the area.Copy !req
506. And by stepping backwards,Copy !req
507. find out the route of the truck.Copy !req
508. It's consistent. Same truck,
same path, every few days.Copy !req
509. And I was able to follow it back
all the way to the start.Copy !req
510. It's listed as Coverdale Ranch.Copy !req
511. A ranch?Copy !req
512. I'm guessing this barn
is where the amber fluid
is coming from.Copy !req
513. That barn is not big enoughCopy !req
514. to produce enough
to fill those vats every day.Copy !req
515. Butterflies burrow. You saw it
below the Goff residence.Copy !req
516. And at Glan Tai, where I kicked
that gorilla's assCopy !req
517. and saved all your lives.Copy !req
518. You are really stretching out
your 15 minutes.Copy !req
519. The source is underground.Copy !req
520. We destroy their food source,
we destroy the Butterflies.Copy !req
521. What the fuck is going on?
There's something weird
going on,Copy !req
522. you think me and Vigilante
are too stupid to notice!Copy !req
523. Hey, everyone, look!Copy !req
524. Which one's me
and which one's Eagly?Copy !req
525. Okay, you're half-right.
But you score 50 percent
on a test at school,Copy !req
526. what do you get? A "D."Copy !req
527. - An "F."
- An "F."Copy !req
528. "F." All right...Copy !req
529. School wasn't my bag.
It's for dorks. (SCOFFS)Copy !req
530. We have reason to believe
that the Butterflies have a cow.Copy !req
531. - A cow?
- A large animal that they milk
for amber goo.Copy !req
532. and there's only one
on the planet. And without it,Copy !req
533. they'll die.Copy !req
534. When were you gonna give me
that bit of information?Copy !req
535. What is going on?Copy !req
536. Oh, and I'm the asshole here
for actually believing
we're a fucking team!Copy !req
537. Everyone, get done what you need
to get done.Copy !req
538. We leave at the break of dawn
for Coverdale RanchCopy !req
539. to kill the cow.Copy !req
540. - (GROWLS)
- (BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)Copy !req
541. - (THUDDING ON GLASS)
- (BUTTERFLIES SCREECHING)Copy !req
542. - (GAGS)
- (BUTTERFLIES SCREECHING)Copy !req
543. - (BUTTERFLIES SCREECHING)
- (POLICE OFFICERS GROAN)Copy !req
544. - I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry, Lee.Copy !req
545. You were right. (SIGHS)
I just got too wrapped upCopy !req
546. in some dumb shit.Copy !req
547. And I just wanna be home
and be with you.Copy !req
548. Aw, baby.Copy !req
549. And I don't know what's right
or wrong anymore.Copy !req
550. And my mom,
she made me do this thing.Copy !req
551. What thing?Copy !req
552. I can't say,Copy !req
553. but I— I betrayed
this big goof who trusts me,Copy !req
554. and I feel so bad.Copy !req
555. And it's killing me.Copy !req
556. And I think it's been stopped,
but I can't believe what I did.Copy !req
557. And I know stuff
that my mom doesn't know.Copy !req
558. And if I tell her,
then I betray them,Copy !req
559. and if I don't tell her,
then I betray her.Copy !req
560. And I'm just not made
for this shit.Copy !req
561. So just...Copy !req
562. leave.Copy !req
563. You don't owe those people.Copy !req
564. And you don't owe
your mother either.Copy !req
565. If that's not where you belong,
then it's not where you belong.Copy !req
566. But the bills—Copy !req
567. We'll figure out some other way.
I'll borrow some from my sister.Copy !req
568. Let's go back to Gotham.Copy !req
569. It's okay.Copy !req
570. Hey, did Adebayo leave?Copy !req
571. I think she went home,
yeah.Copy !req
572. Is she avoiding me or something?Copy !req
573. - Why would she be avoiding you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
574. - Here.
- What is it?Copy !req
575. It's a P90. I put
a dove of peace on it for you.Copy !req
576. Ah, it's facing the wrong way.
Tail should be on the right.Copy !req
577. It's super nice, though.
Thank you.Copy !req
578. Sure.Copy !req
579. I don't think I really care
about the dove of peace,
I just think I said thatCopy !req
580. No offense, but we could be
taking on dozens
of those things tomorrow.Copy !req
581. I'm not sure right now
is the best timeCopy !req
582. for you to go all Mahatma on us.Copy !req
583. No, I'm fine killing aliens.
Especially the bug ones.Copy !req
584. Listen, I know
when we first met,Copy !req
585. I said I thought you were
a total piece of shit but...Copy !req
586. - I don't think that anymore.
- No?Copy !req
587. Eighty-five percent
a piece of shit maybe.Copy !req
588. But the rest of you is...Copy !req
589. (SMACKS LIPS) Night, Chris.Copy !req
590. Good night...Copy !req
591. um...Copy !req
592. Emilia.Copy !req
593. Good night, Emilia.Copy !req
594. Dude,
I thought you said
you didn't write a diary.Copy !req
595. (ON TV)
Among many items foundCopy !req
596. in the search
of Christopher Smith's home...Copy !req
597. was a diary,
written by the suspect.Copy !req
598. Now the diary maintainsCopy !req
599. that the world is inhabited
by aliensCopy !req
600. posing as human beings.Copy !req
601. And it is the suspect's job
to find and kill them.Copy !req
602. The diary links SmithCopy !req
603. not only to the murder
of Annie Sturphausen...Copy !req
604. but directly to the murdersCopy !req
605. of Senator Royland Goff
and his family,Copy !req
606. and potentially 33 victims...Copy !req
607. at the Glan Tai
Bottling Plant massacre.Copy !req
608. Rest assured
that every police stationCopy !req
609. across the country
has one mandate this morning.Copy !req
610. Find and stop the Peacemaker
by whatever means necessary.Copy !req
611. What the fuck?Copy !req
612. Sad. Look sad. Put some—
fucking ass. Come on. (SNIFFLES)
Look sad.Copy !req
613. Does this look sad? Hey!Copy !req
614. Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
(SHUSHES)Copy !req
615. (LAUGHS, GROANS) Look at you.Copy !req