1. - (BURPS)
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)Copy !req
2. Good Eagly.Copy !req
3. It's very meaningful
to me, but no.Copy !req
4. - (SQUAWKS)
- No. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
5. I'm not gonna eat it.
You can have it, though.Copy !req
6. Yeah. Yeah, I know, I saw.Copy !req
7. Love you too, buddy.Copy !req
8. (WHISPERING) Fuck.Copy !req
9. - Hey.
- Are you avoiding my calls?Copy !req
10. No. No, not at all.
I— I was working,Copy !req
11. and I just, um, thought
it'd be too lateCopy !req
12. to call back, is all.Copy !req
13. (SIGHS)
But I have to go to work now...Copy !req
14. - Lee.
- ... though. I'm, uh...Copy !req
15. - Keeya, I'm sorry.
- Are you in danger?Copy !req
16. No, not at all.Copy !req
17. Okay, then
why don't I come back?Copy !req
18. Not yet, okay? I have to go.Copy !req
19. Hey, you know, babe,
we both lost our jobs.Copy !req
20. - (SIGHS)
- And I— I appreciateCopy !req
21. you taking this work
for a couple monthsCopy !req
22. to get us back on our feet,
even though you didn't want to.Copy !req
23. But right now... it seems
like you're choosing this.Copy !req
24. I'm not.Copy !req
25. But I really do
have to go work.Copy !req
26. - (KEYS RATTLING)
- (PHONE CHIMES)Copy !req
27. - (WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECTS)
- A year ago, Alan Kupperberg,Copy !req
28. the billionaire CEO of Waresoft,Copy !req
29. and pop singer Vandalia
perished in a plane crash.Copy !req
30. During their autopsies,Copy !req
31. small insect-like
winged creatures,Copy !req
32. presumably extraterrestrial,
were found in their skulls.Copy !req
33. This is when we first became
aware of the butterflies.Copy !req
34. - (WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECT)
Since then,
we've found the creaturesCopy !req
35. in a handful of high-profile
politicians, celebrities...Copy !req
36. - (WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECTS)
- ... and titans of industry.Copy !req
37. They enter the human body
through one of its orificesCopy !req
38. and burrow through
to the brain...Copy !req
39. - (BEEPING SOUND EFFECTS)
- ... where they then
are in control of the body.Copy !req
40. They go through the butt?Copy !req
41. I think that's just some, uh...Copy !req
42. creativity on the part
of whomever did the animation.Copy !req
43. (SIGHS)
The butt is an orifice, okay?Copy !req
44. That means they'd have to
crawl through poop.Copy !req
45. Just 'cause they're aliens
doesn't make them gross.Copy !req
46. Bigotry.Copy !req
47. Superman's an alien.
He's got a poop fetish.Copy !req
48. - (LOUDLY) What?
- Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
49. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
50. He uber-liebes the old
scheisse, as I understand it.Copy !req
51. Where do you get this nonsense?Copy !req
52. - Google.
- Well, it's not true.Copy !req
53. You know more than Google?
Well, congratulations.Copy !req
54. The butterflies'
unique genetic structureCopy !req
55. and chemistry interact
with the hosts' bodies,Copy !req
56. giving them strength far beyond
that of a human being.Copy !req
57. And what's the chimp for?Copy !req
58. Chimpanzees have four times
the strength of human beings,Copy !req
59. so they're both strong.Copy !req
60. Yeah, and we're
supposed to get thatCopy !req
61. just by looking at this,
Dye-Beard?Copy !req
62. I thought that man
and the chimp were friends.Copy !req
63. I was thinking they were about
to go on an adventure together.Copy !req
64. This viscous amber fluid
has been found on the premisesCopy !req
65. of all the dead butterflies.Copy !req
66. Lab studies show
the fluid's genetic structureCopy !req
67. is dissimilar to anything
on this planet.Copy !req
68. The fluid seems to be the
butterflies' only food source.Copy !req
69. Which makes what
Leota discovered last nightCopy !req
70. - potentially significant.
- (WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECT)Copy !req
71. This was on the bulletin board
in the Goff home.Copy !req
72. Leota noticed that this is alsoCopy !req
73. where Annie Sturphausen
was employed.Copy !req
74. - (EXPLOSION BOOMS)
- (PEACEMAKER LAUGHS LOUDLY)Copy !req
75. You fucking suck
at PowerPoint, Dye-Beard!Copy !req
76. Yeah, well,
you can do it next time.Copy !req
77. It's not like
I enjoy doing this.Copy !req
78. Yeah, you do!
(CHUCKLES) It's amazing,Copy !req
79. the incredible amount of time
you put into this presentation,Copy !req
80. and how incredibly
shitty it still is!Copy !req
81. - (LAUGHS)
- Okay, Peacemaker, shut up.Copy !req
82. Dude, I didn't mean
to put your father in prison.Copy !req
83. Then why'd you put
him there, you fat fuck?Copy !req
84. Because I couldn't think
of anybody else—Copy !req
85. What about
Ariana Grande, or Drake?Copy !req
86. - What?
- Brad Pitt, or Payne Stewart,Copy !req
87. or Doug the Pug?
Khloe Kardashian,Copy !req
88. the Red Tiger from Voltron,
Fran Tarkenton,Copy !req
89. - Joe Montana, Joe Mantegna...
- What the fuck?Copy !req
90. Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan,
Michael B. Jordan, BTS?Copy !req
91. - Eugene Levy? John Lovitz?
- Fuck, dude, half—Copy !req
92. Shut the fuck up
and listen, man.Copy !req
93. I'm giving you a list of people
you could've done.Copy !req
94. Danny DeVito,
Will Ferrell, Howard Stern,Copy !req
95. Baba Booey,
Robin Ophelia Quivers,Copy !req
96. Alice Cooper,
Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne.Copy !req
97. - (CHUCKLES)
- Bill Cosby, he just got out,
he's got time on his hands!Copy !req
98. Amy Winehouse—Copy !req
99. Dude, Amy Winehouse
is fucking dead!Copy !req
100. Optimus Prime, Shipwreck,
Cobra Commander,Copy !req
101. the fucking cunts
from Riverdale!Copy !req
102. All right, next time I fucking
have to frame somebody,Copy !req
103. it'll be one of all thoseCopy !req
104. fucking thousands of people
you just mentioned.Copy !req
105. - Yeah, tell that to my dad.
- Peacemaker, shut the fuck up!Copy !req
106. Do you all want
to be here till tomorrow?Copy !req
107. Do you have cable?Copy !req
108. So, I don't want to stay here
overnight if there's no cable.Copy !req
109. - It was a rhetorical question.
- Fargo's on tonight.Copy !req
110. Oh, okay.Copy !req
111. Well then, I change my answer
to just ignoring the question.Copy !req
112. Not another word.Copy !req
113. The point is... the raw
amber fluid is potentiallyCopy !req
114. processed and bottled
at Glan Tai Bottling Company.Copy !req
115. Glan Tai is in Little Cork,Copy !req
116. about two hours
northwest of here,Copy !req
117. so you all are gonna
take a field tripCopy !req
118. and see what you can find out.Copy !req
119. I'm going to stay back and deal
with the White Dragon situation.Copy !req
120. Nice penmanship, asshole.Copy !req
121. And Fargo's not on
till tomorrow night,Copy !req
122. - you fucking nerd.
- (VIGILANTE LAUGHS)Copy !req
123. - (METAL CLINKING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)Copy !req
124. - (LOCK CLANKING)
- (DOOR ALARM BUZZES)Copy !req
125. What do you want, Smith?Copy !req
126. Heard you were
harassing the guards,Copy !req
127. asking for me all night.Copy !req
128. I didn't kill that girl.Copy !req
129. - Yeah, so you said.
- So they all always say.Copy !req
130. Yeah, but "they" can't prove it,
now, can they, Lucy Liu?Copy !req
131. Lucy Liu?
Because we're both Asian?Copy !req
132. How incredibly fucking clever.Copy !req
133. What should I call you?
Jimmy Fallon?Copy !req
134. See, the problem is...Copy !req
135. we impounded the car
that was there that night.Copy !req
136. That ain't my car.Copy !req
137. Registration says
otherwise, Guy Fieri.Copy !req
138. And we have two eyewitnessesCopy !req
139. who said that
you kidnapped them.Copy !req
140. Well, they're fucking lying.Copy !req
141. And your fingerprints,
Blake Shelton,Copy !req
142. are all over
the murder victim's apartment.Copy !req
143. I'm running
out of white guys.Copy !req
144. Just take my prints.
That's all I'm saying, okay?Copy !req
145. Check and see if they matchCopy !req
146. those ones you found
in the apartment,Copy !req
147. or if someone's
gaming the system,Copy !req
148. 'cause I didn't fucking do it.Copy !req
149. Then who did?Copy !req
150. My shithead fucking son.Copy !req
151. You know you don't
have to treat him like that.Copy !req
152. - What?
- John! You hurt his feelings.Copy !req
153. He worked hard
on those graphics.Copy !req
154. Come on, I think maybe you're
discounting how funnyCopy !req
155. some of the shit
I was saying was.Copy !req
156. It's not funny
calling him Dye-BeardCopy !req
157. for the thousandth time
when he's told you repeatedlyCopy !req
158. - he doesn't like it.
- That's just Peacemaker, man.Copy !req
159. He's always giving
people nicknames.Copy !req
160. - Yeah. Thanks.
- Being a bully's justCopy !req
161. - part of his personality.
- What?Copy !req
162. Like how you used to call
my brother Prince Charming.Copy !req
163. Your brother was a handsome man.
That was a compliment.Copy !req
164. I'm gonna go out on a limb hereCopy !req
165. and say that I don't think
he considered it a complimentCopy !req
166. that you called him
Prince CharmingCopy !req
167. because his penis
was shaped like a scepter.Copy !req
168. Are you kidding?Copy !req
169. No, it was really bulbous
at the end.Copy !req
170. - He called me Thimble.
- Thimble?Copy !req
171. Yeah, I was a late bloomer.Copy !req
172. I didn't go through puberty
until my mid-20s.Copy !req
173. I mean, I didn't careCopy !req
174. 'cause I don't have
emotions like people do,Copy !req
175. but the other guys,
after Chris came up withCopy !req
176. a nickname for them,
usually based on their penises,Copy !req
177. they would just walk
into the other room and sob,Copy !req
178. because that would
become their nameCopy !req
179. for the rest of their life.Copy !req
180. Why are you
seeing their penises?Copy !req
181. It's a locker room, dude.
What am I gonna do?
Look at a towel?Copy !req
182. So you just stare
at each other's dicksCopy !req
183. and come up with names for them?Copy !req
184. Yeah. My friend
Veiny McVeinersteinCopy !req
185. said I was like a gypsy,
but with dicks instead of palms.Copy !req
186. - But, hey, I got bullied too.
- How?Copy !req
187. By kids calling me
a bully all the time,Copy !req
188. - and telling me I was abusive.
- (CLICKS TONGUE)Copy !req
189. Hey, that hurt my feelings!Copy !req
190. Plus, I think we're missing
what's important here,Copy !req
191. and that's how much
Economos sucks at PowerPoint.Copy !req
192. Look, just think about
how you talk to him, okay?Copy !req
193. What happened to
the good old daysCopy !req
194. where you could just
non-stop fuck with somebodyCopy !req
195. without them claiming
to be a victim?Copy !req
196. You have to admit,
it was kind of sweetCopy !req
197. how he wanted that monkey
and that man to be friends.Copy !req
198. - You want me to
get these to the lab?
- Uh, hold off a beat.Copy !req
199. First, scan them
and send them directly to me.Copy !req
200. How do we scan fingerprints?Copy !req
201. I don't know,
take a picture with your phone.Copy !req
202. Uh... well, it might be blurry
because I don't haveCopy !req
203. that new phone
with the macro setting.Copy !req
204. Then borrow someone's
phone that has macro.Copy !req
205. And then have them
AirDrop it to me?Copy !req
206. Uh, yeah, I— I will have
them AirDrop it to me.Copy !req
207. (SIGHS) We could get
flagged for that, Soph.Copy !req
208. I do like your people's noodles.
You got that.Copy !req
209. Rice-based, not heavy
on the carbs like the wops'.Copy !req
210. Well, I'm glad
I invented them, then.Copy !req
211. Fucking game day, bitches!Copy !req
212. I can't take it.Copy !req
213. Not a fan of
the Swedish metal there,Copy !req
214. - eh, Harcourt?
- Not especially, no.Copy !req
215. We could always do
a Whitesnake power ballad.Copy !req
216. - How about some jazz?
- Jazz?Copy !req
217. I'd rather listen to Vigilante's
quiet farts back thereCopy !req
218. - than jazz.
No, I didn't!Copy !req
219. Bloop. Bloop-bloop-bloop-bloop.
(BABBLES)Copy !req
220. - What's that?
- Jazz.Copy !req
221. (CHUCKLES) Oh my god,
get the fuck out of here, man.Copy !req
222. Hey, don't we need
some sort of search warrantCopy !req
223. - going into this place?
- Anytime anyone officiallyCopy !req
224. starts to deal with
the butterfly situation,Copy !req
225. someone higher up in the
government shuts them down.Copy !req
226. Which is why this task force
doesn't officially exist.Copy !req
227. Waller is funding us
by secretly diverting fundsCopy !req
228. from other operations,
which... leaves us on our own.Copy !req
229. So, it's just the five of us
against an alien invasion?Copy !req
230. - And Murn.
- Well, I was counting Murn,Copy !req
231. just not Dye-Beard back there
'cause he's fucking useless.Copy !req
232. Dude. What'd I say?Copy !req
233. (SIGHS)
Sorry, Economos. Geez.Copy !req
234. That sounded very sincere,
thank you very much.Copy !req
235. Yes, it's just the six of us.Copy !req
236. Ooh, we could do
some pop metal. Poison?Copy !req
237. Are those men?Copy !req
238. I believe their preferred
pronoun is "long live rock,"Copy !req
239. and you are sounding
awful awesome-phobic.Copy !req
240. Uh, B.T.-dubs...Copy !req
241. governmental insiders
blocking your effortsCopy !req
242. sounds a lot like
the deep state.Copy !req
243. It's not a deep state.Copy !req
244. It's a collection of people...Copy !req
245. you know, deep within
the government, who are...Copy !req
246. manipulating the...
(EXHALES DEEPLY)Copy !req
247. All right, it's kind of
like a deep state.Copy !req
248. You guys got any
Hanoi Rocks up there?Copy !req
249. - You... know Hanoi Rocks?
- Who's Hanoi Rocks?Copy !req
250. Only the greatest
band of all time.Copy !req
251. They're the original glam metal.
They started it all...Copy !req
252. leather, teased hair, spandex—Copy !req
253. Hard to believe
their contributions to cultureCopy !req
254. aren't more widely heralded.Copy !req
255. I mean, so many
streets in this countryCopy !req
256. named after
Martin Luther King Jr.,Copy !req
257. but not a single
Hanoi Rocks Avenue.Copy !req
258. What's up with that?Copy !req
259. "Lith Street Kids"?
- No, it says "11th Street Kids."Copy !req
260. Dude, that's one
of their best songs!Copy !req
261. Yeah. I saw them in FinlandCopy !req
262. when I was 14
during a year abroad.Copy !req
263. Got this right after.Copy !req
264. Fuck yeah, dude.
Hanoi Rocks it is.Copy !req
265. Sorry, Adebayo, no Spyro Gyra
or Kenny G for you.Copy !req
266. Who knocks on a window
when there's a door right there?Copy !req
267. Well, you've come a far way
from the jungles of Nyasir.Copy !req
268. Yeah... and all the people
you slaughtered there.Copy !req
269. Oh, please.Copy !req
270. Like you were some angel.Copy !req
271. I've...Copy !req
272. changed since then.Copy !req
273. (SIGHS) Waller said
you needed my help.Copy !req
274. Situation is delicate.Copy !req
275. It requires something other than
your... usual sledgehammer.Copy !req
276. Well, these days, Murn,
I'm... I'm barely ball-peen.Copy !req
277. I'll take care of you.Copy !req
278. - (PHONE RINGING)
- Hey.Copy !req
279. Fuck me.Copy !req
280. Come on.Copy !req
281. Where are we going?Copy !req
282. To talk to those
supposed witnesses.Copy !req
283. Hey... Detective.Copy !req
284. They made us do it!
We were afraid for our lives!Copy !req
285. Evan, you fucking pussy!Copy !req
286. Yeah, that's him.Copy !req
287. I don't think that's the guy.Copy !req
288. Amber. Now is not
the time to lie, all right?Copy !req
289. Fuck.Copy !req
290. He was a pretty nice guy,
all things considered.Copy !req
291. We didn't wanna
get him in trouble.Copy !req
292. And... the one that
you got in there nowCopy !req
293. is some sort of Nazi, right?Copy !req
294. But how did somebody
switch the fingerprints around?Copy !req
295. So we're gonna free
the damn White Dragon?Copy !req
296. We have no choice.Copy !req
297. We have to if we're
gonna arrest his son.Copy !req
298. All right,
that might be overkill.Copy !req
299. I fought these butterflies
before, remember?Copy !req
300. We're not even sure
they're in there.Copy !req
301. Just take your pistol.Copy !req
302. I finger bang you,
I'm not using my pinky.Copy !req
303. That's a disgusting phrase.Copy !req
304. You're just saying that 'cause
lesbians don't finger bang.Copy !req
305. We finger bang more than
the rest of the world combined.Copy !req
306. Okay, you're right.Copy !req
307. I just forgot women
had fingers for a second, okay?Copy !req
308. (SCOFFS) How do you
think we grab things?Copy !req
309. - Not in life, in sex.
- Oh, so you just thoughtCopy !req
310. women's fingers
just fell off during sex?Copy !req
311. I don't know!
I wasn't thinking, okay?Copy !req
312. - Clearly.
- Hey, what's the new helmet for?Copy !req
313. - (CHAINSAW REVVING)
No!Copy !req
314. (LAUGHS) What?Copy !req
315. You're not taking that in there.Copy !req
316. I can't hear you!
This thing's so fucking loud!Copy !req
317. - (CHAINSAW STOPS)
- You're not bringing that.Copy !req
318. Hey, I agree with Peacemaker.Copy !req
319. We can't go in there unprepared.Copy !req
320. We don't even know that
there are butterflies in there.Copy !req
321. Oh, come on, please?Copy !req
322. Ah, fuck! I'm never,
ever gonna kill someoneCopy !req
323. with a fucking chainsaw.
It's so not fair.Copy !req
324. Total fucking bullshit.Copy !req
325. (WHISPERING) Fuck.Copy !req
326. - (LAUGHS)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
327. Vigilante, you're with me.Copy !req
328. We'll check
the bays around back.Copy !req
329. Peacemaker, you and Adebayo
question the employeesCopy !req
330. in the front office,
find out what you can.Copy !req
331. Hey, what was ro-sham-bo for?Copy !req
332. Nothing.Copy !req
333. - Don't do anything stupid.
- No problem.Copy !req
334. - And I'll ask the questions.
- Fine by me.Copy !req
335. You're definitely
gonna be chill?Copy !req
336. I'm fucking chill, dude.
Jesus, relax.Copy !req
337. - (SCOFFS)
- Quit freaking out.Copy !req
338. - Activate X-ray vision.
- (HELMET WHIRS)Copy !req
339. - Hey, how you doing?
- Okay. How are you?Copy !req
340. - (GUNSHOT)
- (ADEBAYO SHRIEKS)Copy !req
341. - (GUNSHOT)
- (ADEBAYO SCREAMS)Copy !req
342. (SHOUTING) What the fuck?Copy !req
343. X-ray vision.
I can see in their brains.Copy !req
344. - (BUTTERFLY CHITTERING)
- (GUNSHOT)Copy !req
345. Fuck.Copy !req
346. You didn't think to give me
some sort of signal?Copy !req
347. Yeah, the signal was
I shot her head off.Copy !req
348. You said you
were gonna be chill.Copy !req
349. Do I not look chill
to you right now?Copy !req
350. (OVER RADIO)
So, yeah, we got an issue.Copy !req
351. The place is crawling
with butterflies.Copy !req
352. Holy shit.Copy !req
353. - (VEHICLE ENGINES RUMBLING)
- (WORKERS CLAMORING)Copy !req
354. That shit they eat...Copy !req
355. there's literally
a thousand boxes of it in here.Copy !req
356. (OVER RADIO) This could be
the distribution hubCopy !req
357. for the whole country.Copy !req
358. Great.Copy !req
359. I'm also wondering if there'sCopy !req
360. a whole lot more butterflies
than we thought.Copy !req
361. Copy.Copy !req
362. (WHISPERING)
Hey, check it out.Copy !req
363. - (SHOTGUN BLAST)
- (GUNSHOT)Copy !req
364. You don't have to shoot people
after I already killed them.Copy !req
365. Right.Copy !req
366. - Oh, shit.
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
367. - (GLASS SHATTERS)
- (WORKERS SCREECHING)Copy !req
368. - (SCREECHING)
- (HEAVY THUD)Copy !req
369. There's a factory
behind the warehouse,Copy !req
370. and some butterflies
have trapped us
inside of some sort of...Copy !req
371. computer room.Copy !req
372. Copy. We're on our way.Copy !req
373. (OVER RADIO)
Be careful.Copy !req
374. (GROANING)
Your friends are with Charlie.Copy !req
375. - They won't last long.
- Who's Charlie?Copy !req
376. - Our guardian angel.
- Looks like he's been slacking.Copy !req
377. (MUTTERING)
Oh, I was just... uh...Copy !req
378. - (SCREECHING)
- (POUNDING CONTINUES)Copy !req
379. Whoa.
- There's a fucking—Copy !req
380. - (VIGILANTE GRUNTS)
- (YELLS)Copy !req
381. Harcourt, do you—
do you copy?Copy !req
382. Vigilante?Copy !req
383. (WHISPERING) There.Copy !req
384. - Hold this.
- Okay.Copy !req
385. I'm through fucking around.Copy !req
386. Shit.
Yo, what the hell is that?Copy !req
387. It's a grenade I tied
to a Russian tank shell.Copy !req
388. Why not just the grenade?Copy !req
389. A grenade blows up,
like, two people.Copy !req
390. How many people
does this blow up?Copy !req
391. I don't know.
I invented it this morning.Copy !req
392. - What?
- (PIN CLATTERS)Copy !req
393. Eat peace, motherfuckers!Copy !req
394. Let's go!Copy !req
395. - (SCREAMS)
- (EXPLOSION)Copy !req
396. Harcourt? Adebayo? Anyone?
Are you— are you all right?Copy !req
397. You guys?Copy !req
398. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req
399. (GRUNTS)
Deactivate X-ray vision.Copy !req
400. - (HELMET WHIRS)
- (ADEBAYO GROANS)Copy !req
401. "Run, Adebayo"
would have been appreciated!Copy !req
402. Oh, really? I need to tell you
to run from a fucking bomb?Copy !req
403. Gorilla!Copy !req
404. - (ROARS)
- Oh, no.Copy !req
405. Fuck!Copy !req
406. - (GORILLA ROARS)
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
407. - (GUNSHOTS)
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
408. - (HARCOURT GASPS)
- (CRASHING)Copy !req
409. - (GROWLING)
- (GUNSHOTS)Copy !req
410. - (GORILLA ROARS)
- (CLATTERING)Copy !req
411. Die, human!Copy !req
412. - (WHIMPERS)
- (CHAINSAW REVVING)Copy !req
413. Economos?Copy !req
414. Yeah.Copy !req
415. - You fucking stud!
- Yeah— yeah— yeah, I am.Copy !req
416. - (LAUGHS)
- I'm— I'm a fucking stud!Copy !req
417. Harcourt! Not bad, huh?Copy !req
418. Yeah, not bad.Copy !req
419. Dude! You fucking killed
a gorilla with a chainsaw!Copy !req
420. - Who fucking does that?
- You motherfucker! You do!Copy !req
421. Maybe next gorilla. (LAUGHS)Copy !req
422. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
You motherfucker!Copy !req
423. Motherfucker!
You corrupt motherfuckers!Copy !req
424. I didn't do it,
and you fucking know it!Copy !req
425. - Fucking bitch!
- What's going on?Copy !req
426. He was just told
he's not getting out of jail.Copy !req
427. - What a shame, huh?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
428. They got his fingerprint
results back from the lab.Copy !req
429. They match the prints
at the crime scene.Copy !req
430. You gotta be
fucking kidding me.Copy !req
431. Captain,
what the hell is going on?Copy !req
432. - What?
- Where's Captain Miele?Copy !req
433. Oh, the mayor wasn't pleased
with her performanceCopy !req
434. around the Sturphausen murder,
so I'm replacing her.Copy !req
435. Captain Locke.Copy !req
436. (SIGHS) All right. Uh, okay.Copy !req
437. I'm sure you're not up to speed
on what's been happening.Copy !req
438. Oh, I'm pretty much up to speed.Copy !req
439. All right. Well, I just heard
that the prints for Auggie SmithCopy !req
440. were double-checked
and they came back a match.Copy !req
441. But I saw the prints for myself.
He was right, they don't match.Copy !req
442. - And you are?
- Sophie Song, sir.Copy !req
443. Detective Song, are you
a forensic print analyst?Copy !req
444. - What?
- Do you have an expertiseCopy !req
445. in analyzing fingerprints that
people here don't know about?Copy !req
446. Perhaps a... forensics degreeCopy !req
447. you didn't want to share
with the departmentCopy !req
448. for fear it would give you
an unfair advantage?Copy !req
449. No, I don't have
any of those things.Copy !req
450. Well, then
I don't see how you'd—Copy !req
451. In addition to that,
two witnesses admittedCopy !req
452. that they were lying,
and they identifiedCopy !req
453. Christopher Smith,
Peacemaker, not his father,Copy !req
454. as the man who kidnapped them.Copy !req
455. August Smith controls
the Aryan Empire.Copy !req
456. Would this be the first time
they coerced someoneCopy !req
457. into changing their testimony?Copy !req
458. August Smith is being framed.Copy !req
459. I know he's a bad guy,
but that—Copy !req
460. Detective Song, you strike me
as one of those uptight galsCopy !req
461. who pushes herself too hardCopy !req
462. to prove the men
don't have one up on her.Copy !req
463. - What?
- We get it.Copy !req
464. You're good.Copy !req
465. You take
the rest of the night off,Copy !req
466. give yourself
a well-deserved rest.Copy !req
467. - I don't need a rest—
- It wasn't a request, Detective.Copy !req
468. - Hello.
It's done.Copy !req
469. Good.Copy !req
470. Also, I don't mean to brag, sir,
but it becomes a bragCopy !req
471. just by saying it,
we defeated a gorilla!Copy !req
472. Technically,
I think it was a super-gorilla,Copy !req
473. since we pulled
a butterfly out of its brain.Copy !req
474. No, definitely a super-gorilla.
Last time I fought a gorillaCopy !req
475. was at Burning Man
four years ago.Copy !req
476. This was significantly weaker.Copy !req
477. So... we guess this meansCopy !req
478. butterflies can use
any life form as a host.Copy !req
479. - Chihuahua?
- Probably wouldn't fit.Copy !req
480. (CHUCKLING)
Would be cool, though.Copy !req
481. That wouldn't be cool at all.
Why would that be cool?Copy !req
482. You tell me.Copy !req
483. - It wouldn't be.
- There's your answer. (LAUGHS)Copy !req
484. Well, this is good work.Copy !req
485. We're gonna need to sort through
this and see what we can find.Copy !req
486. Importantly, we want to see
if we can traceCopy !req
487. where the raw amber fluid
originally came from.Copy !req
488. Finding the source
of the butterflies' foodCopy !req
489. may be key to defeating them.Copy !req
490. But that can wait
until tomorrow.Copy !req
491. You all have earned a rest.Copy !req
492. Yeah.
- Boom.Copy !req
493. We cool?Copy !req
494. Yeah.Copy !req
495. - (LAUGHING)
- Ah, the EconoGOAT killed it!Copy !req
496. - Good game.
- Yeah.Copy !req
497. I mean, it would've been
a lot coolerCopy !req
498. if Economos came in
and he was like, "Hey!"Copy !req
499. and then he tossed me
the chainsaw across the room,Copy !req
500. and I'm like, "Solid toss, bro,"
and then I killed the gorilla.Copy !req
501. What are you talking about, man?Copy !req
502. I had just said
how much I wantedCopy !req
503. to kill someone with a chainsaw,
like, 15 minutes earlier,Copy !req
504. and then Economos
just coincidentally comes inCopy !req
505. and kills someone with one?
I mean, it kinda seems likeCopy !req
506. he was trying to
fuck with me a little.Copy !req
507. Fuckin' Thimble.Copy !req
508. You sure this is
a good idea, Soph?Copy !req
509. This new Captain, Locke,
he won't do the right thing.Copy !req
510. So fuck it, fuck him,
I'll go over his head.Copy !req
511. I know this judge.
We can trust him.Copy !req
512. - Well, what's his name?
- It's Judy.Copy !req
513. - What?
- Judge Judy? That's his name?Copy !req
514. Yeah. Judge William Judy.
It's a Swiss surname.Copy !req
515. - Whatever.
- He's fair. We can trust him.Copy !req
516. So you said.Copy !req
517. And, also, he's my uncle.Copy !req
518. Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
519. Hey, Uncle Will. (SIGHS)
We need a search warrant.Copy !req
520. You ever heard of a guy
named Peacemaker?Copy !req
521. Come on in.Copy !req
522. - (PHONE PINGS)
- (NOTIFICATION CHIMES)Copy !req
523. - Vigilante.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
524. He loves that merman emoji.Copy !req
525. (CHUCKLES) He says
it means happy, sad,Copy !req
526. and everything in between.Copy !req
527. Well, doesn't that make
for a useless emoji, then?Copy !req
528. - (LAUGHING) Yeah,
that's what I said.
Yeah.Copy !req
529. - He says it's holistic. (LAUGHS)
- (ADEBAYO SCOFFS)Copy !req
530. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
531. We'll call you
sometime tomorrow.Copy !req
532. We gotta go through
a lot of computer equipmentCopy !req
533. and see if we can
extract something useful.Copy !req
534. It's gonna take a while.Copy !req
535. What?Copy !req
536. Come in a minute, grab a drink.Copy !req
537. - I'm not gonna grab a drink.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
538. Come on! I wanna celebrate.Copy !req
539. Uh...Copy !req
540. Are you gonna try to fuck meCopy !req
541. by claiming your dick's
a lesbian or some shit?Copy !req
542. Dude, I think that gorilla
broke my dick.Copy !req
543. But I just wanna say, my dick
is a lesbian, by the way.Copy !req
544. It's just not applicable
in this situation. (GROANS)Copy !req
545. Nice crib you got here.Copy !req
546. - Greatest albums of all time.
- (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
547. Oh...Copy !req
548. This you and your brother?Copy !req
549. Yeah. Keith.Copy !req
550. And this, this is a...
the Peace Train.Copy !req
551. It is gin, vermouth, vinegar,Copy !req
552. peppercorn,
a little maple syrup,Copy !req
553. - and some yak butter.
- Yak butter?Copy !req
554. Hard to find
in Evergreen, so I...Copy !req
555. had to use normal butter, but...Copy !req
556. - For you.
- (GLASSES CLINK)Copy !req
557. Oh, my God.Copy !req
558. - (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- Oh, God! Oh...Copy !req
559. - (SPITS) What the fuck, man?
- That's rude.Copy !req
560. (SCOFFS) What's rude
is you giving me a feces drink!Copy !req
561. C'mon, it's not that bad.Copy !req
562. - Yum.
- Do you just...Copy !req
563. have a beer?Copy !req
564. - Mm, you and Harcourt?
- Yeah.Copy !req
565. Hell, Chris, I don't know.Copy !req
566. Look, I doubt that you
and her are a possibility,Copy !req
567. but, hey, you never know...Copy !req
568. She digs me.
She called me handsome.Copy !req
569. - She did?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
570. - How?
- Hmm? What?Copy !req
571. Tell me the context, like,Copy !req
572. exactly how did she say
that you were handsome?Copy !req
573. Okay. Okay, so she says...
(CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
574. - I'm quoting here.
- Okay.Copy !req
575. (EXHALES)
"Just because you're handsome."Copy !req
576. That's how she ended it?Copy !req
577. - What?
- That's not even a sentence.Copy !req
578. Well, um...Copy !req
579. She said, uh...
"Just because you're handsome,Copy !req
580. you think you can do
whatever you want."Copy !req
581. Right...Copy !req
582. "Even though you're
a piece-of-shit murderer."Copy !req
583. Yeah, man, I— I...Copy !req
584. - Maybe she'll come around.
- Yeah?Copy !req
585. Just be nice to her.Copy !req
586. But not overly nice,
because she won't like that.Copy !req
587. And don't talk about
her tits and her pussy.Copy !req
588. Yeah, but what about
when we're fucking?Copy !req
589. That's what I'm talking about,
you just...Copy !req
590. getting way ahead of yourself.Copy !req
591. Right.Copy !req
592. Look, dude, you...
you really aren't a bad guy.Copy !req
593. You just use being a dick
as a way to push people away,Copy !req
594. but if you would just take...
take a second and just drop thatCopy !req
595. and be Chris Smith,Copy !req
596. I think people actually
might like you.Copy !req
597. What?Copy !req
598. I just never had this before.
(SNIFFLES)Copy !req
599. - What?
- This, you...Copy !req
600. you know, giving me advice
and having my back.Copy !req
601. Yeah.Copy !req
602. Well, we've all had
each other's back today, right?Copy !req
603. - (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.Copy !req
604. It's like a real team out there.Copy !req
605. Yeah. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
606. The 11th Street Kids...Copy !req
607. (CLICKS TONGUE)
we roll like that.Copy !req
608. Yeah.Copy !req
609. I just never thought I'd...
(SNIFFLES)Copy !req
610. I gotta take a piss.
(CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
611. - (URINATION CONTINUES)
Sorry! Thin walls.Copy !req
612. Oh, yeah. No— no worries.Copy !req
613. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
614. Don't forget to wash your hands!Copy !req
615. - (PHONE RINGING)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
616. Yeah, I, uh...Copy !req
617. I'm sorry, babe,
I— I know you're asleep,Copy !req
618. but, uh, I'm sorry
about this morning.Copy !req
619. Uh...Copy !req
620. This job, it— it—Copy !req
621. This thing is fucking me up
and I, um...Copy !req
622. (SIGHS) Anyway, I— I love you.Copy !req
623. And I will—
I'll talk to you tomorrow.Copy !req
624. - (SIGHS)
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)Copy !req
625. Fuck!Copy !req
626. Why are you here?Copy !req
627. Couldn't sleep.Copy !req
628. - Activate X-ray vision.
- (HELMET WHIRS)Copy !req
629. Whoa.Copy !req
630. Oh, shit.Copy !req
631. (LAUGHING) What the fuck?Copy !req
632. Yo, Mister Murn, this is crazy!
You gotta check this—Copy !req
633. - (GASPS)
- (GROWLS)Copy !req
634. - (GROWLS)
- (YELPS)Copy !req
635. Mariska Hargitay,
Mario, Super Mario.Copy !req
636. Fucking Luigi!
Yoshi, the princess,Copy !req
637. Bert, Ernie, Grover,
Snuffleupagus,Copy !req
638. Burger King, Grimace,
Ronald McDonald,Copy !req
639. the two old guys from
the balcony in the Muppets,Copy !req
640. Jim Morrison,
any one of the fucking Beatles!Copy !req
641. - Pete Best? George Carlin.
- Dead!Copy !req
642. Danny Glover, Mel Gibson,
Ice-T, Ice Cube,Copy !req
643. Vanilla Ice!Copy !req
644. Elvis fucking Presley.
Priscilla Presley.Copy !req
645. Seth Meyers!
What about Seth Meyers?Copy !req
646. Or for that matter, Jay Leno?Copy !req
647. Conan's not really doing
much right now.Copy !req
648. All right, most of those,
you're right,Copy !req
649. could probably go to prison.Copy !req
650. But I would never put
Ariana Grande in there!Copy !req
651. - She looks too innocent.
- Possibly true! Possibly.Copy !req