1. Previously
in The Suicide Squad...Copy !req
2. This is Christopher Smith,
known as Peacemaker.Copy !req
3. His father was a soldierCopy !req
4. who trained his son how to kill
from the moment he was born.Copy !req
5. You fail to follow my ordersCopy !req
6. and I detonate
the explosive deviceCopy !req
7. in the base of your skull.Copy !req
8. Your missionCopy !req
9. is to destroy every trace
of Project Starfish.Copy !req
10. I cherish peace
with all my heart.Copy !req
11. - (GROANS)
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
12. I don't care how many men,
women, and childrenCopy !req
13. I need to kill to get it.Copy !req
14. Who are you going
to show that to?Copy !req
15. Press. People deserve to know.Copy !req
16. I can't let you
do that, Colonel.Copy !req
17. Miss Waller charged me
with making sureCopy !req
18. those records
don't level this building.Copy !req
19. - (PIPE CLANGS)
- (BOTH GRUNT)Copy !req
20. (WEAKLY) "Peacemaker."
What a joke.Copy !req
21. Project Starfish.
It's headed towards the city,Copy !req
22. and I think it wants to feed
on as many people as it can.Copy !req
23. Not our problem.
We've achieved the objective.Copy !req
24. What are you doing,
Task Force X?Copy !req
25. Turn around now, goddamn it!Copy !req
26. This is your last
motherfuckin' warning!Copy !req
27. - (CONTROLS BEEPING)
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
28. - (JOHN ECONOMOS EXHALES HEAVILY)
- Task Force X.Copy !req
29. Your clearest path
is Calle Aguero.Copy !req
30. - (EXHALES SHARPLY)
- (HANDCUFFS CLICKING)Copy !req
31. You're shot
and a building falls on you,Copy !req
32. and all you have to replace
is a clavicle?Copy !req
33. You're the luckiest man alive.
(SIGHS)Copy !req
34. - Can I ask you something, Doc?
- Sure.Copy !req
35. Can you maybe up the contrast
on the X-ray a little moreCopy !req
36. to show the definition
in my muscles?Copy !req
37. This makes me look like one
of those guysCopy !req
38. who works out
only thinking about bulk.Copy !req
39. I put a lot of time
into my small muscle groups,Copy !req
40. and according to this,
it was just... wasted effort.Copy !req
41. It's not for
your Tinder profile, Chris.Copy !req
42. You've healed well,Copy !req
43. but you're still gonna have
to take it easy.Copy !req
44. Try to avoid lifting
your right elbowCopy !req
45. - above your shoulder.
- Sure.Copy !req
46. So, as long as you agreeCopy !req
47. to keep up
with the physical therapy,Copy !req
48. I'm discharging you.Copy !req
49. So, I can leave?Copy !req
50. Go home.Copy !req
51. Enjoy life.Copy !req
52. Psst.Copy !req
53. Jamil!Copy !req
54. I don't have any weed
on me, man.Copy !req
55. - That was a one-time thing—
- It's not that, man.Copy !req
56. Doctor said I was free to go.Copy !req
57. - Congratulations?
- Jamil, you cool?Copy !req
58. - What does that mean?
- Dude, can I trust you?Copy !req
59. - No.
- No?Copy !req
60. Uh, I don't know you, man!Copy !req
61. - Dude, I really need
somebody I can trust—
- Don't trust me, man.Copy !req
62. We smoked weed together, man.
I was in a fuckin' wheelchair!Copy !req
63. I can't pretend like
that wasn't a nice moment,Copy !req
64. but that doesn't make me
trustworthy.Copy !req
65. - I ain't trustworthy worth shit.
- What?Copy !req
66. Why do you think
I'm mopping floors, bro?Copy !req
67. - I went to MIT.
I don't like the responsibility.
- (MUTTERS)Copy !req
68. - You went to MIT?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
69. - The fuck are you doing here?
- That's my fucking point, man!Copy !req
70. Why aren't you listening to me?Copy !req
71. Fine! Fuck it.
Don't be trustworthy,Copy !req
72. just let me ask you a question,
and don't tell anybody
about it, okay?Copy !req
73. I would never betray a secret.Copy !req
74. That is the opposite
of everything
you've been saying.Copy !req
75. Truth is,
I'm supposed to be in prison.Copy !req
76. - For what?
- Superhero shit.Copy !req
77. - (CHUCKLES) You're a superhero?
Yeah.Copy !req
78. You're kinda bulky to be
a superhero, aren't you?Copy !req
79. Bulky? What the fuck
you mean, "bulky"?Copy !req
80. Well, most superheroes
have a gymnast body.Copy !req
81. - They're ready to go.
- I'm ready to go!Copy !req
82. - What superhero are you?
- Peacemaker.Copy !req
83. - Get outta here, motherfucker!
- You a fan?Copy !req
84. There's no superhero
called Peacemaker.Copy !req
85. - Dude, I'm fuckin' famous.
- Not that famous.Copy !req
86. - Aquaman, he's famous.
- Fuck Aquaman!Copy !req
87. No, man, don't say that.
Why say that?Copy !req
88. He bangs chicks? Good for him.Copy !req
89. He fucks dudes?
Got no problem with that.Copy !req
90. He starts fuckin' fish?
That's taking it a step too far.Copy !req
91. - Aquaman fucks fish?
- Yeah.Copy !req
92. - I don't believe it.
- (SCOFFS)Copy !req
93. A guy on Twitter
works for the aquarium,Copy !req
94. said for 50 bucks,
he brings him in the backCopy !req
95. so he can have his way
with a sturgeon.Copy !req
96. I refuse to believe that.Copy !req
97. And I refuse to believe
that @PepetheFrog89Copy !req
98. is lying to me for no reason.Copy !req
99. Fine. If you're a superhero,
what were you in prison for?Copy !req
100. Integrity.Copy !req
101. I made a vow to have peace,Copy !req
102. no matter how many people
I have to kill to get it.Copy !req
103. - Oh, Peacemaker!
- Yes!Copy !req
104. - You're that racist superhero!
- No!Copy !req
105. - You only kill minorities, man!
- (PEACEMAKER CHUCKLING)Copy !req
106. I killed a fair amount
of white people too!Copy !req
107. The ratio is suspect,
is all I have to say!Copy !req
108. - If somebody's
committing a crime...
- Yes?Copy !req
109. am I supposed to control
what their ethnicity is?Copy !req
110. No. But you need
to watch white peopleCopy !req
111. as closely
as you watch people of color,Copy !req
112. so you see more of them
committing crimes!Copy !req
113. Fine. That's—
That's a good point.Copy !req
114. I will trust white people
less in the future,Copy !req
115. and kill a higher percentage
of 'em. Are you satisfied?Copy !req
116. Yes. Thank you.
Now, what do you need?Copy !req
117. Doctor said I was free to go,Copy !req
118. so technically,
I should go back to prison.Copy !req
119. What I need to know is,Copy !req
120. on the DL, is there anybody
out there looking for me?Copy !req
121. Not that I heard of, man.Copy !req
122. - No cops outside, nothin'?
- I ain't seen no cops.Copy !req
123. I'm thinkin'... I can just go?Copy !req
124. Why not?Copy !req
125. - (PHONE RINGING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)Copy !req
126. (SCOFFS)
Guy's a total douchebag.Copy !req
127. Go. Drive.Copy !req
128. Yes! (GRUNTS)Copy !req
129. - (TRAFFIC NOISE)
- (BIRDSONG)Copy !req
130. Oh.
- I thought I was gonna be
like James Bond now.Copy !req
131. - We made it. Hey. Come on.
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
132. Yes.Copy !req
133. - (BARKS)
- Does this look like James Bond
to you?Copy !req
134. Come on.
- Man, I wanted champagne
in the bathtub,Copy !req
135. and some Octopussies and shit.Copy !req
136. Okay, girl, you better not be
getting any OctopussiesCopy !req
137. - while we're up here.
- (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
138. What is an Octopussy anyway?Copy !req
139. Uh, that's who Maud Adams
played in the movie.Copy !req
140. Okay,
so she had eight pussies?Copy !req
141. (CHUCKLES) As far as I know,
she only had one pussy.Copy !req
142. - That's just her name.
- (CHUCKLES) Okay.Copy !req
143. This might be a good time
for me to bring up...Copy !req
144. I've been thinkin'.Copy !req
145. If we have a kid,
I'd like to name her Octopussy.Copy !req
146. - (CHUCKLES) Oh, is that so?
Really?
- Yes so. And if it's a boy,Copy !req
147. - Sharknado.
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, okay.Copy !req
148. Well, I hope
then that it's a boy,Copy !req
149. because, um, I don't think
my parents would be too happyCopy !req
150. with a granddaughter
named "Octopussy."Copy !req
151. - Really? 'Cause I think...
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
152. Lois and Chuck
would love that. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
153. - (EXHALES SHARPLY)
- What's wrong?Copy !req
154. This job of yours,
it might be dangerous, or—Copy !req
155. They got me filing papers
and making reservations.Copy !req
156. I hope it stays that way.Copy !req
157. Keeya, this is just a paycheck.
It's just for now.Copy !req
158. I know that I'm not made
for this shit.Copy !req
159. I'll save up a little,
then we'll go back home.Copy !req
160. - Okay.
- Okay?Copy !req
161. - You promise?
- I got you. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
162. I got you back.Copy !req
163. I gotta go.Copy !req
164. - Right now?
Yeah.Copy !req
165. - Okay. Love you.
Love you too.Copy !req
166. - (DOOR OPENING, CLOSING)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
167. Here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
168. Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
169. So, uh—Copy !req
170. So I have this. It's, uh,
it's Corto Maltese money.Copy !req
171. But I have no idea
how much it is.Copy !req
172. Come on. You look
like a scratch lottery guy.Copy !req
173. Make a game of it.
Take it to the bank.Copy !req
174. See how much it's worth.
Maybe it's 50 cents,Copy !req
175. but maybe it's a million bucks.Copy !req
176. It ain't a million bucks.Copy !req
177. What's in the bag?Copy !req
178. - (HEAVY THUD)
- (GROANS) Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
179. Dad?Copy !req
180. Fuck!Copy !req
181. - (PHONE BEEPING)
(OVER PHONE)
Yo, man,Copy !req
182. it's Vigilante, what up?Copy !req
183. Uh, I was wondering
if you wanted to go out
on a team-up tonight.Copy !req
184. - (PHONE BEEPING)
Peacemaker!Copy !req
185. Uh, It's your BFF
Vigilante here.Copy !req
186. - What's goin' on, man?
- (SCOFFS)Copy !req
187. Uh, what do
you say we go cruiseCopy !req
188. some crime and some bitches,Copy !req
189. whichever comes first?
Uh, BFF standsCopy !req
190. - for "Best Friends For—"
- (PHONE BEEPING)Copy !req
191. - (AUDIENCE CHEERING OVER TV)
P, it's V!Copy !req
192. Are you watching
this game, dude? It is so—Copy !req
193. - (PHONE BEEPING)
Dude, uh,Copy !req
194. I realize
in that last message, uh,Copy !req
195. I called you P and me V,Copy !req
196. as if you were a penis
and I was a vagina.Copy !req
197. Uh, that, like, definitely
was— It was not my intention—Copy !req
198. - (MUTTERS)
- (PHONE BEEPING)Copy !req
199. Peacemaker,
it's Vigilante.
I just got the scoopCopy !req
200. on a big heroin shipment
coming in tonight!Copy !req
201. - Let's go down there...
- Dude, don't be saying
that shit on my phone, man!Copy !req
202. - What the fuck?
- ... motherfuckers' heads off!Copy !req
203. - (PHONE BEEPING)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
204. - (GUN COCKING)
- Stay where you are, Smith.Copy !req
205. Fuck.Copy !req
206. Fuck! I knew it was fucking
too good to be true!Copy !req
207. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
My life fuckin' sucks.Copy !req
208. I mean...Copy !req
209. Ah, fuck! Ah, nah, I'm fu—Copy !req
210. I'm— I'm— I'm good.
I'm fucking— I'm good.Copy !req
211. Fuck!Copy !req
212. You only served four years
of your 30-year sentence,Copy !req
213. and you thought we were just
gonna let you go scot-free?Copy !req
214. Yeah. I killed Rick Flag
for you people!Copy !req
215. No one ever told you
to kill Flag.Copy !req
216. Waller said do whatever I had
to do to make sureCopy !req
217. those Project Starfish files
didn't get out.Copy !req
218. - I made the only choice I could.
- (BOTTLES CLINKING)Copy !req
219. Funny, for you,
how often the only choice
and killing people coincides.Copy !req
220. - (CLANKING CONTINUES)
- What the fuck is he doing?Copy !req
221. I have low blood sugar, okay?
So I'm dizzy.Copy !req
222. You showed you were loyal.Copy !req
223. You're a born killer
with expertiseCopy !req
224. in every weapon
known to humankind,Copy !req
225. and you've had experience
in black ops around the globe,Copy !req
226. so I'm giving you the chance
to stay out of prisonCopy !req
227. - and work for me.
- (SCOFFS) And you are?Copy !req
228. Name's Murn.Copy !req
229. - Clemson Murn?
- That's right.Copy !req
230. I report directly
to Amanda Waller.Copy !req
231. This is Harcourt,
who you may knowCopy !req
232. from Waller's team
at Belle Reve.Copy !req
233. She'll be your handler
in the field.Copy !req
234. John Economos,
who you may also know,Copy !req
235. is tech and tactics.Copy !req
236. Hey, dude, you're eating
four-year-old olivesCopy !req
237. - out of my fuckin' fridge.
- (GAGS)Copy !req
238. And this is our new recruit,
Leota Adebayo,Copy !req
239. which means she'll be doing
most everything else.Copy !req
240. Glad to be here.
Ready to kick some ass, sir.Copy !req
241. And really lookin' forward
to gettin' to know all of you.Copy !req
242. Even you, Peacemaker.Copy !req
243. Uh, even though you're not
the best guy in the world.Copy !req
244. And Economos, you seem like
you're very easy to talk to.Copy !req
245. - (CHUCKLES)
So I look forward
to working with you.Copy !req
246. Harcourt, I feel like,
because we're
the only women here,Copy !req
247. we have to have
each other's back.Copy !req
248. Anything you need, I got you.Copy !req
249. And, Mr. Murn, I have to say
your outfits are really dapper.Copy !req
250. I'm really excited to be here,
and I promiseCopy !req
251. you're not gonna regret this.Copy !req
252. I know inside my mindCopy !req
253. I'm not supposed
to be giving a speech,Copy !req
254. but sometimes my mouth just does
what it wants, so...Copy !req
255. Close mouth.
I'm bitin' my tongue right now.Copy !req
256. Not gonna talk again.Copy !req
257. (WHISPERS) I'm done talking.Copy !req
258. (SCOFFS) What's the op?Copy !req
259. (CLICKS TONGUE)
Domestic situation,Copy !req
260. known as Project Butterfly.Copy !req
261. As I recall, you guys
aren't particularly creativeCopy !req
262. with the case file names.Copy !req
263. Project Starfish
was a giant walkin' starfish.Copy !req
264. So, what, am I fighting
a Mothra now? (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
265. I am?Copy !req
266. I'm fightin' a Mothra? What the
fuck do I fight a Mothra with?Copy !req
267. That's not what it is.Copy !req
268. - Can I get a jetpack?
- No.Copy !req
269. How the fuck am I supposed
to fight a MothraCopy !req
270. - without a jetpack?
- It's not a Mothra.Copy !req
271. Still, my desire
for a jetpack remains,Copy !req
272. 'cause you got me
all excited about it.Copy !req
273. We need you to do contract work.Copy !req
274. - Kill people?
- Bad people.Copy !req
275. - Whom we call Butterflies.
- (EXHALES) What if I say no?Copy !req
276. You'll have to return
to Belle Reve.Copy !req
277. What's to keep me
from splittin'?Copy !req
278. We still have that bomb
in your headCopy !req
279. to track you with,
and if that fails,Copy !req
280. we'll blow you the hell up.Copy !req
281. (INHALES SHARPLY) We'll meet you
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
282. Seven-thirty at— Where is it?Copy !req
283. Fennel Fields
on Manchester Road.Copy !req
284. And the mozzarella sticks...
(CLICKS FINGERS) ... are dope.Copy !req
285. Enjoy my food, Dye-Beard.Copy !req
286. - (SCOFFS) It's not dyed.
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
287. Hard edge of two-tone gray
and Magic Marker brown,Copy !req
288. - that's natural.
- (CHUCKLES) No.Copy !req
289. I'll be there.Copy !req
290. I just gotta swing
by my dad's and get Eagly.Copy !req
291. Who's Eagly?Copy !req
292. Don't you do your research?
He's my sidekick.Copy !req
293. You that Peacemaker guy?Copy !req
294. - Yeah.
- Evil supervillain.Copy !req
295. Not a supervillain.
That's a misconception.Copy !req
296. - I'm a superhero.
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
297. Batman is a superhero.Copy !req
298. Yeah? Joe Blaggadashiocentro
is a dude workin'Copy !req
299. - in his fuckin' garden.
- Joe who?Copy !req
300. Point is just 'cause some other
dumb motherfucker is out thereCopy !req
301. with shears, clippin' roses,
doesn't mean you aren't, huh?Copy !req
302. If you're gonna make up
a person,Copy !req
303. why make up a person
with such a long name?Copy !req
304. I'm so sorry,Copy !req
305. I don't spend
all my fucking timeCopy !req
306. thinking of realistic-sounding
last names,Copy !req
307. you wrinkly old fuck!Copy !req
308. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
309. (SCOFFS) Fuck you.Copy !req
310. Below their lying,Copy !req
311. liberal human facesCopy !req
312. lurk extraterrestrial beings,Copy !req
313. who want nothing other
than our civilization to fail!Copy !req
314. They are among us.Copy !req
315. I don't get enough attention,
I gotta have youCopy !req
316. chattin' up my fruity neighbors?Copy !req
317. Guy was talking to me!
He was being a total 'nad.Copy !req
318. - Got out of prison.
- You don't say?Copy !req
319. It's been kind of a rough go
for me lately, Dad. I was...Copy !req
320. laid out in the hospital
for, like, five months.Copy !req
321. Somebody shot me.
A building fell on me.Copy !req
322. You let somebody shoot you?Copy !req
323. (LAUGHS) It's not like I invited
him to come shoot me, Dad.Copy !req
324. Pathetic.Copy !req
325. - New lamp?
Huh?Copy !req
326. - The— The lamp, is it new?
- No. It's three months old.Copy !req
327. - Been in prison for four years.
- Don't make it no newer.Copy !req
328. You know, I asked you
to cancel my phone service.Copy !req
329. It was still on.Copy !req
330. I've been paying for service
for years 'cause you forgot.Copy !req
331. Oh, it's my fault now
you fucked upCopy !req
332. - and went to prison?
- That's not what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
333. - Then what are you sayin'?
- It's my service.Copy !req
334. - I got no money.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
335. You're a fuckin' pussy.Copy !req
336. - You been takin' Eagly out?
- Yeah.Copy !req
337. Where is he?Copy !req
338. - (SCREECHES)
- Eagly.Copy !req
339. - Who's a good boy?
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
340. Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy?
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
341. Dad, look how excited he is.
(CHUCKLING)Copy !req
342. - Dad, he's just awesome, right?
- (SCREECHING)Copy !req
343. He's— He's hugging me.Copy !req
344. He's hugging me.Copy !req
345. - This is fuckin' amazing.
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)Copy !req
346. Dad! Grab my phone,
I don't wanna move.Copy !req
347. Dad?Copy !req
348. - (SUBDUED SCREECH)
- Dad?Copy !req
349. You think it makes
this noise all the time?Copy !req
350. Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
351. - (DISTANT SIRENS BLARING)
- (DOOR OPENING, CLOSING)Copy !req
352. Hey, new girl,
get your shit off there.Copy !req
353. Damn.Copy !req
354. This is the only desk with sun.
Take the one in the middle.Copy !req
355. I don't know
what you did
to piss off Amanda Waller,Copy !req
356. but she's definitely fucking me
and John with this gig.Copy !req
357. What agency did you get
transferred from?Copy !req
358. "Fucking you" how?Copy !req
359. We helped Task Force X
during Project Starfish,Copy !req
360. and this is her way
of getting back at us.Copy !req
361. Yeah, I don't think so.Copy !req
362. Hey, new girl's an expert
over here, John.Copy !req
363. Well, she's entitled
to her opinion.Copy !req
364. - Thank you.
- Her stupid fuckin' opinion.Copy !req
365. Oh, sweet, we have a piano.
That's useful for black ops.Copy !req
366. This is the worst HQ
of all time.Copy !req
367. You guys hear that, right?
It's not just me?Copy !req
368. - We hear what?
- The fuckin' pi— Oh.Copy !req
369. Nice gaslighting.Copy !req
370. - You'll get a kick
out of this, Dad.
- (EAGLY SQUAWKS)Copy !req
371. Guy I was working with,
Bloodsport, big,Copy !req
372. tough motherfucker, mercenary,
all these weapons and shit.Copy !req
373. We find out
he's got a rat phobia.Copy !req
374. And not just—Copy !req
375. not just any phobia.
I mean like pure terror,Copy !req
376. screamin' like a little girl.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
377. And this other member
of the team, Ratcatcher,Copy !req
378. - she controls rats!
- (EAGLY SCREECHING)Copy !req
379. And, Dad, Dad,
you know how he got the phobia?Copy !req
380. Of course I don't fuckin' know
how he got it.Copy !req
381. He was tortured!
His own father tortured himCopy !req
382. by lockin' him in a crateCopy !req
383. for 24 hours with nothing
but starving rats!Copy !req
384. - (LAUGHS)
- Right?Copy !req
385. - (LAUGHS)
We—Copy !req
386. (CHUCKLING) He had
these horrible acne scars.Copy !req
387. - Scars! (LAUGHS)
Yeah! Yeah,
but they weren't!Copy !req
388. They were rat bites
from when the ratsCopy !req
389. - would gnaw at his flesh
when he was a little kid!
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)Copy !req
390. That's— It's funny, right?Copy !req
391. - (CACKLES, COUGHS)
- Dad?Copy !req
392. - (COUGHS)
- I'll get— I'll get water.Copy !req
393. - (COUGHS)
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
394. - (COUGHS, CHUCKLES)
- Here, here, here.Copy !req
395. - (CHUCKLES)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
396. - (CHUCKLES) Hmm.
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
397. - This fag that was afraid
of the rats...
- Yeah.Copy !req
398. Please God don't tell me
he was the one who shot you.Copy !req
399. You know, a lot of what happened
in Corto MalteseCopy !req
400. is confidential.Copy !req
401. How did my fucking sperm...Copy !req
402. grow into a nancy boy like you?Copy !req
403. Look, I just came by
to get EaglyCopy !req
404. and see if you had
another helmet for me.Copy !req
405. This one has
full-body force field.Copy !req
406. This has sonic blast
capabilities.Copy !req
407. You need to breathe underwater,
then this is the one for you.Copy !req
408. And, uh, this one
has X-ray vision.Copy !req
409. I didn't make these things
while you were in prison.Copy !req
410. These are all from before.Copy !req
411. I know.Copy !req
412. I never gave you
a second thoughtCopy !req
413. - while you were in there.
- (EXHALES) Fine.Copy !req
414. Just tell me which one
you think is best?Copy !req
415. I hesitate giving you
any helmet,Copy !req
416. as big a simp
as you turned out to be.Copy !req
417. But what the fuck?
If you can do some good with it,Copy !req
418. maybe take out a couple
of commies, some Blacks,Copy !req
419. or papists, or a kike,
or something.Copy !req
420. Better than sittin'
in this fuckin' closet.Copy !req
421. Dad, that's not my thing. Um...Copy !req
422. I do what I do
to st— stop criminals,Copy !req
423. - not a specific—
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah, sure.Copy !req
424. So I forgot to close
the balcony door,Copy !req
425. and when I came home,Copy !req
426. my living room
was full of pigeons.Copy !req
427. - (LEOTA CHUCKLING)
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
428. No. There was like ten of 'em,
and they shit all over my couch.Copy !req
429. No. This guy.Copy !req
430. (CHUCKLING) Did this dipshit
really show upCopy !req
431. in full cosplay mode?Copy !req
432. This is the guy
Waller's giving us?Copy !req
433. - I told you she's fucking us.
- She's not fucking us.Copy !req
434. - Is that an eagle
in his back seat?
- (MUFFLED SCREECH)Copy !req
435. - (CHUCKLES)
- She's fucking us.Copy !req
436. Hi, sir, welcome in.Copy !req
437. Oh, I'm with them.
Can I just grab a menu, please?Copy !req
438. Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.Copy !req
439. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
440. Hey. Scooch. (GRUNTS)Copy !req
441. - Why are you in your costume?
- (SCOFFS)Copy !req
442. Costume? This is a uniform.
And it's brand new,Copy !req
443. so I gotta stretch it out,Copy !req
444. make it more comfortable
before I go on a mission.Copy !req
445. Maybe I'm stupid, but why
would you even wanna wear thatCopy !req
446. on a mission?Copy !req
447. A bright red shirt
and white pantsCopy !req
448. aren't exactly conducive
to lurking in the shadows.Copy !req
449. People see this uniform,
it strikes fear in their hearts.Copy !req
450. What people? The other people
at the Village People tryouts?Copy !req
451. Why is there
a bald eagle in your car?Copy !req
452. That's Eagly.
You guys ordered without me?Copy !req
453. - "Eagly" is your pet eagle?
- Yeah.Copy !req
454. - Is your dog named Doggy?
- (JOHN CHUCKLING)Copy !req
455. - All right.
- Do you have a daughter
named Daughtery? (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
456. Jealous of a guy's pet
eagle much?Copy !req
457. - (HARCOURT CHUCKLING)
- Hey, sweet-cheeks!Copy !req
458. Can you take
my order real quick?Copy !req
459. - Sorry—
- Hi. Sure thing.
What can I get you?Copy !req
460. Uh, mixed green salad,
and we'll do the garlic zoodles.Copy !req
461. - Zoodles. Good choice.
- Thank you.Copy !req
462. (INHALES DEEPLY) "Good choice."Copy !req
463. - Zoodles are zucchini noodles.
- "Sweet cheeks"?Copy !req
464. Seriously, dude?Copy !req
465. She had cherubic cheeks.
It's a compliment.Copy !req
466. "Sweet cheeks" is your butt.Copy !req
467. - No, it's not.
- It is.Copy !req
468. It's like calling somebody,
I don't know, "sugar tits."Copy !req
469. That's totally inappropriate.Copy !req
470. (SCOFFS) Her tits are
way too big to be sugar tits.Copy !req
471. Sugar tits are, like, smaller,
perkier tits. Like...Copy !req
472. yours. Uh, technically, I think
you may have sugar tits, too...Copy !req
473. - Oh, yeah?
- ... but somehow that also feels
inappropriate.Copy !req
474. All right,
Peacemaker. That's enough.Copy !req
475. You don't have to be happy
with this detail,Copy !req
476. but you do have to treat
your fellow soldiersCopy !req
477. - with respect.
- Yeah? Heard plenty of storiesCopy !req
478. about how you treat
people with respect, Murn.Copy !req
479. Plenty.Copy !req
480. Why is that busboy
staring at you?Copy !req
481. I think that's my friend
Gut Chase's younger brother.Copy !req
482. (WHISPERING)
He has mental issues.Copy !req
483. Thank you. Just the
old shell game. (EXHALES)Copy !req
484. - Take this home. Study it.
- What is it?Copy !req
485. It's the dossier
on the first target.Copy !req
486. - U.S. Senator?
- Don't look at it here.Copy !req
487. Take our word for it,
the man's a serious threatCopy !req
488. to the safety
of American citizens.Copy !req
489. Oh, my God, could you at least
take you helmet off?Copy !req
490. You're gonna get
dressing all over it.Copy !req
491. Dressing is easier to get off
this helmet than a human lip.Copy !req
492. That's a fuckin' fact.Copy !req
493. You want to have a
dressing-getting-off contest
right now, Dye-Beard?Copy !req
494. Okay, I don't dye my beard.Copy !req
495. I've always
had unusually colored hair.Copy !req
496. - Smith, just...
- (EXHALES) Jesus...Copy !req
497. Fine. Fuck.Copy !req
498. Are you always gonna be
this difficult?Copy !req
499. Yep.Copy !req
500. Fuck yeah!
Peacemaker's back, baby!Copy !req
501. - Sup, Adrian?
Hey,
the— the reasonCopy !req
502. I'm excited, it is normal.Copy !req
503. Uh, I just found out this girl
that I'm seeing,Copy !req
504. she's pregnant, you know?Copy !req
505. You got a girlfriend?Copy !req
506. Yeah. Uh, her name is Sharon,
uh, Osbourne. Uh, not—Copy !req
507. not the one that you may know.Copy !req
508. She's, uh,
a different one. The— yeah.Copy !req
509. Why are you always trying
to get me to set you up
with my cousin then?Copy !req
510. Well, I wouldn't—
I wouldn't say, like,Copy !req
511. - "girlfriend," you know?
- But you're happyCopy !req
512. - she's pregnant?
- Yeah.Copy !req
513. Because we are going
to have an abortion.Copy !req
514. Well, yeah, good luck.
- Thank you. Yeah.Copy !req
515. Hey, you're invited if you—Copy !req
516. I don't wanna come
to your abortion, man.Copy !req
517. That's cool.Copy !req
518. Peacemaker, baby.Copy !req
519. - (EAGLY SCREECHES)
Aw, you missed?Copy !req
520. Hey, bud. Learning to drive now?Copy !req
521. - You gonna drive
us home? Yeah?
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)Copy !req
522. It's friendly?Copy !req
523. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
524. - (CHUCKLES) I love animals.
- Yeah. Eagly is amazing.Copy !req
525. - Hey.
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
526. - Hey, bud.
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
527. (SCREAMS) Just— Oh, shit!Copy !req
528. Man, I thought
you said it was friendly.Copy !req
529. Oh, I thought you meant
friendly to me.Copy !req
530. Yeah, I know it's friendly
to you. I saw you pet it.Copy !req
531. You know, he was so happy
to see me today,Copy !req
532. he wrapped his wings around me
and hugged me.Copy !req
533. - An eagle hugged you?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
534. Yeah, I call bullshit on that.Copy !req
535. You don't wanna believe
in miracles, that's on you.Copy !req
536. - You're the new girl, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
537. But I know my shit, don't worry
about that. I've done a lot of,Copy !req
538. - you know, notable things.
- That's super vague.Copy !req
539. Yeah, 'cause if I told you any
more, I'd have to, you know...Copy !req
540. - Kill me?
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
541. (CHUCKLING) Oh, you hubbed up?Copy !req
542. What?Copy !req
543. - Married, yeah.
Hmm. That's cool.Copy !req
544. I'm into old-fashioned stuff
too, you know,Copy !req
545. Hummel figurines
and capital punishment...Copy !req
546. - (CHUCKLES)
- ... and Garbage Pail Kids
and stuff.Copy !req
547. - You know?
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)Copy !req
548. Hey, what'd you meanCopy !req
549. when you said you heard stories
about Mr. Murn?Copy !req
550. I know he's a mercenary.Copy !req
551. I know he killed
a lot of people,Copy !req
552. and not always
for the right side.Copy !req
553. I know I don't trust his ass.Copy !req
554. Well, good night, Smith.Copy !req
555. - 'Night, Arbysmola.
- (CHUCKLING) It's Adebayo.Copy !req
556. - (EAGLY SCREECHING)
- Adebayo.Copy !req
557. (CHUCKLING) Although
I do appreciateCopy !req
558. the confidence
with which you saidCopy !req
559. something so wrong. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
560. Oh, that's my thing.
That and having a big dick.Copy !req
561. Yep, information
I had no need for.Copy !req
562. - (KEYS JANGLING)
- No, I'm— I'm serious.Copy !req
563. - (CAR DOOR OPENING)
- It's too big, actually. It...Copy !req
564. - causes people pain.
- Okay.Copy !req
565. Kids in junior high,
they called me "Chimp-Arm."Copy !req
566. - Good night, sweet-cheeks.
- (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
567. - "Sweet-cheeks."
- (CAR DOOR SHUTTING)Copy !req
568. That wasn't inappropriate,
was it, Eagly?Copy !req
569. Oh, woo-hoo.Copy !req
570. Hey, Goldilocks,
can I ask you a question?Copy !req
571. As long as it's a question
about how to cureCopy !req
572. - rotting fish breath, sure.
- Fuck you, bitch!Copy !req
573. - Crazy coincidence, right?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
574. - Uncanny.
- Right? (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
575. - What can I get you?
I'll just— I'll have the same.Copy !req
576. - So... Harcourt, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
577. Thank you.Copy !req
578. - What's your first name?
- Why?Copy !req
579. Just curious. I mean...
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
580. You know, you don't have
to call me Peacemaker,Copy !req
581. you can call me Chris.Copy !req
582. I'll call you Peacemaker.
You call me Harcourt.Copy !req
583. How's that?Copy !req
584. Okay.Copy !req
585. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
You fucking
kidding me? She said what?Copy !req
586. I'm just trying to say...
- Hey.Copy !req
587. it doesn't always have to be
about work—Copy !req
588. - Hold on.
- Okay.Copy !req
589. What the fuck did you say
to my friend,Copy !req
590. - you ugly fuckin cu— (GROANS)
- (GRUNTS)Copy !req
591. Jesus fuck, lady. (GROANS)Copy !req
592. - What was that next word?
"You ugly fucking" what?
- Oh, God!Copy !req
593. Any of the rest of you wanna
finish it for him?Copy !req
594. - What were you saying?
- Get off me! (WHIMPERS)Copy !req
595. - (APPLAUSE)
Aw, poor baby!Copy !req
596. That was so fuckin' hot.Copy !req
597. I clocked you driving byCopy !req
598. and then making a U-turn
to follow me in here.Copy !req
599. Come on, the way you say
it makes it sound all stalkery.Copy !req
600. No, the way that you did itCopy !req
601. made it stalkery.
I just described it.Copy !req
602. Look, I have no interest in youCopy !req
603. other than your ability
to fight for us.Copy !req
604. Just because you're
handsome doesn't mean you're
not a piece-of-shit murderer.Copy !req
605. - You think I'm handsome?
- Oh, my God, please fuck off.Copy !req
606. Okay, look, I— I've been
in prisonCopy !req
607. the last four years, okay?Copy !req
608. I haven't been with anyone—
I— I haven't beenCopy !req
609. with any woman in a long time.Copy !req
610. I'm not asking
for emotional connection here.Copy !req
611. I'm just asking for fun.Copy !req
612. Genital-to-genital contact,
no touching above here.Copy !req
613. No. Fuck it, it's gotta be here.Copy !req
614. I gotta touch your boobs.
Sorry. Just trying to,Copy !req
615. I don't know,
relieve some of the stressCopy !req
616. that's been building up
over the years. I mean...Copy !req
617. Cool! And I'm just trying
to fuckin' have a beer,Copy !req
618. but whether
it's those douchebags or you,Copy !req
619. I guess that's just something
that I can't haveCopy !req
620. in my life because,
I don't know, I wear makeup?Copy !req
621. You know what?Copy !req
622. Go fuck yourself...Copy !req
623. How's the team?Copy !req
624. Okay, I guess. Murn,
I hear, is not such a great guy.Copy !req
625. I don't care
about the quality of the knife,Copy !req
626. as long as the blade is sharp.Copy !req
627. - John seems okay.
He's pliable.Copy !req
628. Harcourt is hard.Copy !req
629. Barbie's ambitious.
Watch out for her.Copy !req
630. Shouldn't we just loop them in
on the whole plan?Copy !req
631. No. You're my eyes and ears,
Leota, while you're there.Copy !req
632. And the only one I trust
with the big picture.Copy !req
633. Did my forger get you the diary?Copy !req
634. This goofy shit? Yeah.Copy !req
635. Hide it in his trailer
the first chance you get,Copy !req
636. somewhere he won't find it.Copy !req
637. How's Peacemaker?Copy !req
638. (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
He's his own thing.Copy !req
639. - Sexist.
Yeah.Copy !req
640. - Probably racist.
- Oh, you know who his father is.Copy !req
641. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
642. But there's something else
about him that's...Copy !req
643. What?Copy !req
644. - ... sad.
- Empathy?Copy !req
645. In this business, Leota,
that will get you killed.Copy !req
646. Yeah, well, it doesn't really
matter, does it?Copy !req
647. I appreciate the work,
but after this job is done,Copy !req
648. Keeya and I will be back
on our feetCopy !req
649. and I'll find a job
I actually like.Copy !req
650. Sure.Copy !req
651. Ignore your God-given,
natural talent.Copy !req
652. Yeah, I don't think so.
I'm not like these people.Copy !req
653. All right.
I have an early morning.Copy !req
654. - Night, baby girl.
- Good night, Mom.Copy !req
655. Waller's still trying
to pull you in, huh?Copy !req
656. - Always.
- (SCOFFS)Copy !req
657. Hmm.Copy !req
658. Cool.Copy !req
659. Oh!Copy !req
660. Oh, this— this is my jam.Copy !req
661. You know, this was back
when men were real men,Copy !req
662. 'cause they weren't afraid
to be women.Copy !req
663. None of thisCopy !req
664. auto-tune, robots-dry-humping
that passes for music bullshit,Copy !req
665. right? (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
666. No way. Quireboys? Went to see
these guys when I was a kid.Copy !req
667. God. I'd go to all the showsCopy !req
668. when they came
through Evergreen.Copy !req
669. Hey, I gotta thank you
for tonight.Copy !req
670. I was having a crazy,
fucked-up day,Copy !req
671. but when I was in your pussy
back there,Copy !req
672. I felt, I don't know,
fuckin' hope! (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
673. That sound stupid? I just—Copy !req
674. Maybe it's the big man
in the sky's way of saying,Copy !req
675. "Chris, there's something more
for you out there,Copy !req
676. you and Eagly,Copy !req
677. other than all this rancid shit
life's thrown at you so far."Copy !req
678. Well, fuck them!Copy !req
679. - (PIERCING SCREAM)
- What the fuck? Hey!Copy !req
680. - (KNIFE SLASHING)
- (GRUNTS) Hold on. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
681. - (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
682. - (GRUNTS)
- (CLATTERING)Copy !req
683. - (GRUNTS) What the fuck?
- (INHUMAN ROAR)Copy !req
684. - (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
685. - (GROWLS)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
686. - (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
687. - (GRUNTS)
- (VERTEBRAE CLICKING)Copy !req
688. - (GRUNTS)
- (ROARS)Copy !req
689. - (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMS)Copy !req
690. - (GRUNTS)
- (ATOMIZER HISSES)Copy !req
691. - (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)Copy !req
692. - (BLOWS LANDING)
- (PEACEMAKER SCREAMING)Copy !req
693. (GROANS) Fuck!Copy !req
694. - (FABRIC TEARS)
- (GRUNTS, GROANS)Copy !req
695. (EXHALES HEAVILY)
"Take it easy," Doc said. Fuck.Copy !req
696. - (CAR DOOR OPENING)
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
697. Activate sonic boom!Copy !req
698. - (SCREAMS)
- (ENERGY PULSES, BOOMS)Copy !req
699. - (BUZZING STOPS)
- (PANTS)Copy !req
700. - (WINGS FLAPPING)
- (EAGLY SCREECHING)Copy !req
701. Thanks, Eagly.Copy !req
702. - (CHUCKLES)
- (SCREECHES)Copy !req
703. This one will give you scabies.Copy !req
704. Give me scab—
Why would I want scabies?Copy !req
705. Challenge yourself.Copy !req
706. Every man should have scabies
once in his life.Copy !req
707. Okay.Copy !req