1. Happy sweet sixteen Taylor
in that *** gold shit.Copy !req
2. He fucks it up, I'm coming down
to his gay fucking bakeryCopy !req
3. and take a giant shit down his hole!Copy !req
4. His mouth hole!Copy !req
5. - Jesus fuckin' Christ. You got kids?
- Haven't met that special lady, yet.Copy !req
6. Yeah well don't.Copy !req
7. Nothing but bitching. Hundred bottles
of custom nonalcoholic cristal,Copy !req
8. a four thousand dollar hooker dress,
and 40 grand for this asshole rapperCopy !req
9. "Dro Grizzle" to mumble
his bullshit for an hour.Copy !req
10. - You know this rap shit?
- More of a "Sting" man, myselfCopy !req
11. all to try and get one
fucking smile outta that kid.Copy !req
12. Not to worry, at Party Down
we have extra smiles to pass around.Copy !req
13. I hope the jackets fit.
We had valhalla catering,Copy !req
14. but those cocksuckers
double-booked us. What?Copy !req
15. Tell that motherfucker
I'm gonna rip his dick offCopy !req
16. and use it to fuck
his fucking dog in the ass!Copy !req
17. To death!Copy !req
18. God it is so weirdCopy !req
19. I look like a playah in this outfit.
You look like a vaudeville clown.Copy !req
20. That's the idea.Copy !req
21. Oh shit.Copy !req
22. What are you doing?Copy !req
23. My agent made me get my teeth bleached,
but he didn't say it'd hurt this much.Copy !req
24. You have got to be the biggest
fucking pussy on the entire universe.Copy !req
25. Fuck you, it kills.Copy !req
26. Oh, wait, wait I think,Copy !req
27. - they missed one.
- Are you serious, where?Copy !req
28. - Right there.
- Dude, shit.Copy !req
29. Oh yes, you are
the biggest fuckin' pussy!Copy !req
30. Kyle, get up.
Get up please.Copy !req
31. Our client,
Leonard Stiltskin, producer,Copy !req
32. he's throwing a sixteenth birthday
for his lovely daughter Taylor.Copy !req
33. Okay, and there's a theme.
"Da club boat. "Copy !req
34. Now FYI we took over
for valhalla catering.Copy !req
35. They double-booked,
their loss, our gain.Copy !req
36. Because I wanna show Mr. Stiltskin,Copy !req
37. what true professionalism
looks like.Copy !req
38. Like fucking ass-clown.Copy !req
39. I feel like Lou Ferrigno
in this motherfucker.Copy !req
40. We look like we're in the gay
secret service or something.Copy !req
41. Do we seriously
have to wear this shit?Copy !req
42. Because today, we're not just
serving food and beverages.Copy !req
43. We are also dream weavers.
Weaving a dream for Taylor, okay?Copy !req
44. There are two hundred of the coolest
people on a luxury boat,Copy !req
45. a real rapper, and us.Copy !req
46. In costume, playing the part,Copy !req
47. because today
this boat isn't just a boat,Copy !req
48. it's a fairy-tale fantasyland,Copy !req
49. where every boy is a "playah"
and every girl a "bitch! "Copy !req
50. Party Down
S01E06Copy !req
51. Can you imagine inviting 200 people
to your party and ten losers show up?Copy !req
52. This poor girl,
I mean it's her sweet sixteen.Copy !req
53. What are you doing?
You can't just stand there do something.Copy !req
54. What should we do?
This party's a bust.Copy !req
55. It's unprofessional
to just stand around.Copy !req
56. Wipe some counters,
clean some glasses. Keep busy.Copy !req
57. - We already finished doing that stuffs.
- Well do something different.Copy !req
58. I take a shit in the middle
of the dance floorCopy !req
59. - and Kyle could clean it up?
- Be professional! Go.Copy !req
60. Dude, it stings.Copy !req
61. Where is your fuckin' kid?Copy !req
62. Well, find out and get 'em here!Copy !req
63. Never in a million years.
Where is she now?Copy !req
64. She's locked in her fucking
stateroom and won't come out.Copy !req
65. The shit I go through
to make that kid happy.Copy !req
66. What do I get? A smile?
Or maybe a "thank you daddy?Copy !req
67. Bupcuss, just six figures
down the fuckin' toilet.Copy !req
68. I'll go talk to her.Copy !req
69. Would you fuck-off
with the goddamn sliders, please.Copy !req
70. If she won't talk to her real mother.
She she is not gonna talk to youCopy !req
71. She's not going to talk to you, either.
These are girl issues.Copy !req
72. She's right.Copy !req
73. You're a girl, right?Copy !req
74. Go get my daughter out of
the fuckin' stateroom, will ya?Copy !req
75. I'm on it.Copy !req
76. - Am I early?
- Nope.Copy !req
77. Shit.Copy !req
78. Jack and ginger, then.Copy !req
79. Henry Pollard?Copy !req
80. - Michael?
- Yeah.Copy !req
81. Shit, man, it's been years.Copy !req
82. - How you doing?
- I'm, I'm good, how are you?Copy !req
83. - What are you doing here?
- I'm in Leonard's new movie.Copy !req
84. You know big breakout
of the indie world, so I had to come by,Copy !req
85. make an appearance, kiss the ring.Copy !req
86. Sure, sure, that is so great.Copy !req
87. - Yeah, what about you?
- I'm...Copy !req
88. I'm working.
You know and making money.Copy !req
89. - All right.
- Yeah, yeah, it's great,Copy !req
90. - It's great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
91. Hi honey,Copy !req
92. hi, Taylor?Copy !req
93. I'm Constance,
from Party Down catering.Copy !req
94. I'm here to see
if you wanted something.Copy !req
95. I wanna die.Copy !req
96. "Da club boat. " Good times, huh?Copy !req
97. You having fun?Copy !req
98. Great, enjoy, it's free. Yum.Copy !req
99. Where the hell have you been?
No one's covering the buffet.Copy !req
100. This kid's eaten
practically half of it.Copy !req
101. Okay where's your sunglasses?Copy !req
102. I fucking walked into a wall
on the way to the batroom.Copy !req
103. I'm not wearing those things.
I can't see shit.Copy !req
104. Oh and some guy said thatCopy !req
105. - "Gruzzle" needs something?
- Oh degenerate rappers.Copy !req
106. They probably want ho's,
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
107. Watch the buffet, be professional.Copy !req
108. Professional.Copy !req
109. My middle name.Copy !req
110. Come on, come on.Copy !req
111. - They said you needed something?
- I'm on the phone, give me a second.Copy !req
112. Howard, wait.
Hold on for a second Howard.Copy !req
113. Hey can you do me a favor?Copy !req
114. Can you check
and see what time we go on stage?Copy !req
115. 'Cause we're due
in Newport for another kid's bash.Copy !req
116. - It's in our contract.
- I'll go find out.Copy !req
117. You got the number, of course
I wanna see. Hold on, last time Howard.Copy !req
118. One more thing, man?Copy !req
119. I want you to look at something.
It's a bunch of candy on the table.Copy !req
120. Like we not kids, can we get
some food, real food? Please?Copy !req
121. Right, yes very good,Copy !req
122. - I will get on that.
- Thank you man.Copy !req
123. Hey matter of fact,
what the fuck you got up in there?Copy !req
124. - I'm sorry?
- What do you have to eat, man?Copy !req
125. Well we have...Copy !req
126. We have curly fries,
we have chicken fingers,Copy !req
127. we have sirloin sliders.Copy !req
128. - That is very strong smoke.
- That's the good, man,Copy !req
129. you want some of this shit, man?
We got tons.Copy !req
130. - I'm good.
- Take a hit.Copy !req
131. No, thank you
those days are behind me.Copy !req
132. - Strictly business now.
- All right suit yourself.Copy !req
133. So...Copy !req
134. asparagus spears and...Copy !req
135. curly fries,Copy !req
136. - chicken fingers and...
- Said that already.Copy !req
137. Howard, this is where
you're messin' up atCopy !req
138. you gotta spell it out to 'em.
If this is a franchiseCopy !req
139. you gotta let him know the things
that he should know. Hold on Howard,Copy !req
140. - so you said you got chicken what?
- Fingers.Copy !req
141. Chicken fingers, shit.Copy !req
142. - Did you say "franchise? "
- Yeah, business term.Copy !req
143. Yes, I know,
because actually have my own...Copy !req
144. Hey man, we really thank you
for the food, man.Copy !req
145. - That's why I'm here.
- One more thing, man,Copy !req
146. can you please find out
what time we're going on?Copy !req
147. I'm sitting here, I'm not doing
nothing. It's not professional.Copy !req
148. You're preachin'
to the choir on that one.Copy !req
149. Professionalism.Copy !req
150. - Can I get a witness?
- Is he still here?Copy !req
151. I hear that.Copy !req
152. - You're Edgar Allen Poe?
- Yeah, a graphic novel,Copy !req
153. it's the writer,
but he's killing vampires.Copy !req
154. It's Leonard's next movie.Copy !req
155. You're Edgar Allen Poe?Copy !req
156. Fuckin' up vampires
in old Baltimore.Copy !req
157. That's... that's great man,
that's great.Copy !req
158. What about you, last time I saw you
you were doing good, you were doing...Copy !req
159. those commercials with the
"are we having fun yet? "Copy !req
160. Yeah, no, that actually
kinda killed my career.Copy !req
161. - Shit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
162. That freaks me out.Copy !req
163. I mean this guy all the talent
in the world tending bar?Copy !req
164. - I should talk to Leonard.
- No, Michael, no.Copy !req
165. Really I...Copy !req
166. I actually read for him
once and think that was enough.Copy !req
167. And I'm done
the towel has been thrown.Copy !req
168. Leonard and I are tight.Copy !req
169. He listens to me.Copy !req
170. You would be perfectCopy !req
171. for young Lincoln.Copy !req
172. - Abraham Lincoln?
- When he was a congressman,Copy !req
173. he meets Poe helps him steal
his amulet from the smithsonian.Copy !req
174. Now it sounds dumb,
but it's a great role.Copy !req
175. All you need is one great role
and boom you're back!Copy !req
176. - Yeah?
- Okay?Copy !req
177. - Yeah it does some kind of great.
- Shit, I'm telling you,Copy !req
178. me playing Edgar Allen Poe,
you tending bar, it's like...Copy !req
179. The universe is crazy am I right?Copy !req
180. You're friends with famous people now,
you don't introduce me.Copy !req
181. Yeah Casey this is Michael,
Michael, Casey.Copy !req
182. Michael's playing Edgar Allen PoeCopy !req
183. In like the comic version
with the vampires?Copy !req
184. I didn't even know they were making
that movie that's amazing.Copy !req
185. - How do you know this one?
- Acting school, he was the next Pacino.Copy !req
186. I shit you not.Copy !req
187. You never say,
that you had any talent.Copy !req
188. - He's exaggerating.
- No I'm not, he was great.Copy !req
189. And I'm gonna get him back
on his feet, right?Copy !req
190. Henry come on, you, me, here, what?Copy !req
191. It's fate.Copy !req
192. - It is kind of fate.
- It's fate.Copy !req
193. - Casey?
- Yes.Copy !req
194. - What'd I say about professionalism?
- I don't remember.Copy !req
195. I said...Copy !req
196. circulate... and...Copy !req
197. Well, let's get Constance to do it.Copy !req
198. No I can't do that because
she's in the stateroomCopy !req
199. offering support
to the birthday girl.Copy !req
200. - She is, Constance is?
- Yes she is.Copy !req
201. Shit... okay, I'm gonna...Copy !req
202. - nice to meet you.
- And you.Copy !req
203. There he is.Copy !req
204. I'm supposed to be doing something.Copy !req
205. - Ron, you reek of pot.
- What?Copy !req
206. You smell like,
I thought you didn't...Copy !req
207. - I don't smoke pot.
- Well you smell like pot.Copy !req
208. Those rappers.Copy !req
209. I think I have a pretty good idea
of what "Dro Grizzle" stand for.Copy !req
210. It's slang for
"strong hydroponic marijuana. "Copy !req
211. Kinda what I was gonna guess.Copy !req
212. I gotta to bring them food.Copy !req
213. Hey Ron, Ron look,Copy !req
214. are you high?Copy !req
215. I can take care of it,
if you don't wanna be around all that.Copy !req
216. No, I have stuff
that I have to talk to them about.Copy !req
217. You just look busy.Copy !req
218. Okay.Copy !req
219. - He's so fuckin' high.
- Yeah.Copy !req
220. No, no, I know what you mean.
I was medium popular in middle school,Copy !req
221. but by the time I got to be a junior,
I was fully popular.Copy !req
222. People don't appreciate
the responsibility you have,Copy !req
223. setting the example.Copy !req
224. - How's it going?
- Hey Casey,Copy !req
225. We have a sit'chiation here,
my sister.Copy !req
226. So, Taylor is dating Chad.Copy !req
227. Who's maybe number five
in the class hottie's list.Copy !req
228. But Chad was being
kind of a douche bag latelyCopy !req
229. so Tristan, probably
the top guy at school,Copy !req
230. he flirts with her at a party
they fool around,Copy !req
231. Tristan's girlfriend
finds out, tells told Chad...Copy !req
232. and now they boycotted my party.Copy !req
233. And there's no one
here but the losers.Copy !req
234. Vodka Redbull.Copy !req
235. - Club drink of choice.
- Don't say that.Copy !req
236. I used to go clubbing all the time,
before I married that thing.Copy !req
237. I love clubbing, you know I love it.Copy !req
238. - How do you deal?
- Booze, facebook, shopping.Copy !req
239. Random flings with hot guys.Copy !req
240. How would you like to be young Lincoln
in an Edgar Allen Poe film?Copy !req
241. Yeah.Copy !req
242. No, I know it's rough, but there's
friends here who came to see you.Copy !req
243. Those aren't my friends,Copy !req
244. those're just the losers I hung out with
before I got cool friends.Copy !req
245. The cool friends didn't comeCopy !req
246. Okay but what I'm trying to say isCopy !req
247. that those kids are
kind of cool for showing up.Copy !req
248. Or they're just trying to hitch
a ride on your popularity.Copy !req
249. Hey it use to happened
to me all the time.Copy !req
250. It's one of the drawbacks of being
really, really popular,Copy !req
251. People try to use your popularityCopy !req
252. To make themselvesCopy !req
253. seem more popular
than they really are.Copy !req
254. Can I talk to you outside?Copy !req
255. We're trying to get that girl
to come out and I justCopy !req
256. don't think anything you're saying
is helping like, at all.Copy !req
257. I know how to deal with these issues.
I was very popular.Copy !req
258. Yeah, well, okay,
I was pretty popular too.Copy !req
259. - Not like I was popular.
- You don't know...Copy !req
260. - Not for a fact.
- Is this Taylor's party?Copy !req
261. Yeah what clique are you in?Copy !req
262. This is Taylor's party,
but she's not so feeling well.Copy !req
263. - What's your name?
- Megan Linderman.Copy !req
264. Hi, I can give that to her for you.Copy !req
265. And everyone's just in the ballroom.Copy !req
266. Yeah back that way.
Bye.Copy !req
267. See ya.Copy !req
268. So can I please just talk to her
alone for a minutes, please?Copy !req
269. Tell her to hold out for Tristan.Copy !req
270. You know what a great story
this is gonna make?Copy !req
271. I was at a kids party on a boat...Copy !req
272. Henry we're good.Copy !req
273. All right watch.Copy !req
274. Okay, if he won't sign
I'll fire a bazooka up his ass.Copy !req
275. And take a giant shit down
the bazooka hole!Copy !req
276. I've got enough shit with your fucking
kid blowing off my kid's thing.Copy !req
277. He fucking better,
or you'll never see the Lakers again.Copy !req
278. Fuck you.Copy !req
279. Michael, I'm sorry,
I'm dealing with a real shitstorm, here.Copy !req
280. - No problem.
- Thank you for coming.Copy !req
281. - Larry this is Henry.
- Yeah no I'm good.Copy !req
282. No, actually Leonard...Copy !req
283. Well fuck him!Copy !req
284. Fuck his face off, and when he pick it
up off the floor, fuck him in the ass!Copy !req
285. Leonard I wanted you to meet Henry,
because he is the best actor I know.Copy !req
286. This waiter, we're talking about?Copy !req
287. He is a good waiter,
he's is a fantastic actor.Copy !req
288. - Wa... wait a second.
- Yeah, there it is,Copy !req
289. - He read for you a few years back?
- I did.Copy !req
290. All right, you come with me.Copy !req
291. - Harry, right? Doesn't matter.
- Henry.Copy !req
292. I don't know, I thought it'd be
so great being popular, butCopy !req
293. it's so confusing.Copy !req
294. I know, I was popular for like,Copy !req
295. I dunno, two years before
I figured that shit out.Copy !req
296. Cause it's like you try so hard
to be cool, right?Copy !req
297. But then if you're trying
to be cool then that's not cool.Copy !req
298. And the kids who aren't tryingCopy !req
299. their the ones that seem
to having all the fun, so...Copy !req
300. I don't know, don't you wanna likeCopy !req
301. forget about being "cool"
for a second and just have fun?Copy !req
302. Your friend megan's here.
She brought you this.Copy !req
303. Oh my god.Copy !req
304. We used to play this
at slumber parties like all the time.Copy !req
305. - See?
- Sweetie!Copy !req
306. God dad! Will you get out of here!Copy !req
307. Hey, hey, look who's here
to say happy birthday.Copy !req
308. - It's Michael.
- Taylor.Copy !req
309. Happy birthday, sweetheart.Copy !req
310. And look who's here
with a question for you?Copy !req
311. "Are we having fun yet? "Copy !req
312. - Right, from those commercials?
- Beer commercialsCopy !req
313. She used to run around
the house saying it all the time.Copy !req
314. - Really?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
315. Jesus, not even a goddamn smile?Copy !req
316. God, dad, I was, like, nine.Copy !req
317. When she was nine she wasn't a fuckin'
complete fuckin' spoil fuckin' brat!Copy !req
318. Okay we will get this
at a different...Copy !req
319. - moment.
- Okay.Copy !req
320. So do you normally
do the casting decision and stuff?Copy !req
321. Did you see "blob, extreme? "
The guy who played the fireman in thatCopy !req
322. he was one of mine,Copy !req
323. but he wasn't't half
as cute as you are.Copy !req
324. I'll get you something muchCopy !req
325. better in Poe.Copy !req
326. You're gonna make
a great young Lincoln.Copy !req
327. Maybe this isn't like
the best time to like do this.Copy !req
328. Don't worry about about Leonard.Copy !req
329. I never would've married him
if we didn't have anCopy !req
330. understanding.Copy !req
331. You're so hot.Copy !req
332. Thank you.
You're very hot yourself.Copy !req
333. Oh god, yeah,Copy !req
334. It's nice on the ear.Copy !req
335. So the "Dro Grizzle"
is a franchise that people can buy into?Copy !req
336. Right, right.Copy !req
337. You buy in, do your thing
under the umbrella of the brand.Copy !req
338. - You help us grow, we support you
- Here you go.Copy !req
339. Like that soup thing
you were telling us about.Copy !req
340. Soup R' Crackers.Copy !req
341. Fastest growing non-poultry,
non-coffee franchiseCopy !req
342. in all of southern California.Copy !req
343. All you can eat soup, salad,Copy !req
344. - bread.
- I ain't never heard of that.Copy !req
345. You for real, like all you can eat.Copy !req
346. The only limit is
your digestive system.Copy !req
347. You find out
when we're going on, man?Copy !req
348. - You find out what time we going on?
- Right, it's nuts out there.Copy !req
349. Hey before I go,
since you guys never heard of it,Copy !req
350. I'm wondering if there's an opportunity
to open up a franchise to south central,Copy !req
351. for guys like you
who never had all you can eat soup?Copy !req
352. I might be on the ground floor
of a sensation, here.Copy !req
353. No, no you gotta check
your demographics, man.Copy !req
354. If you do, you'll find
south central L. A.Copy !req
355. is increasingly home
to a majority latino population.Copy !req
356. - Is that right?
- Dead serious.Copy !req
357. Ain't a lot of brothers
hankerin' around for no soup.Copy !req
358. - So, it's like a white thing?
- Well, put it like this,Copy !req
359. when I think about soup,
I think about Reese WitherspoonCopy !req
360. - eating that shit.
- I think Matt Damon.Copy !req
361. What about
those bitches off the hills?Copy !req
362. Nancy Reagan, old soup eatin' ass.Copy !req
363. Hannah Montana fuckin' ass.Copy !req
364. That bitch probably eatin'
some rich soup.Copy !req
365. Tiger Woods, he probably would.
I can see him eatin' that shit.Copy !req
366. The guy's part Thai.Copy !req
367. No, he come from a long
culinary tradition of exotic soups.Copy !req
368. You know what I'm saying'?
I don't imagine it's that exotic.Copy !req
369. It's more hearty soup,
like chicken rice.Copy !req
370. Now see my dilemma is,Copy !req
371. I don't see black people going nowhere
that say "cracker" anything.Copy !req
372. - That's true, I know I'm not.
- Hold on, that's interesting to me,Copy !req
373. - why is that?
- Show him why Greg.Copy !req
374. - Souper crackers.
- You don't get what he sayin',Copy !req
375. imagine your grandma
goin' into a place to buy soupCopy !req
376. and it's called
souper angry blackman.Copy !req
377. History of the south, man.Copy !req
378. All that racist shit.
Man it's just all bad.Copy !req
379. You might as well call it
"Slave whippin' soup. "Copy !req
380. "All you can eat
slave n' salad and shit. "Copy !req
381. "Lynch and soup. "Copy !req
382. What about "Soup R' Oppression"Copy !req
383. The "Jim Crow soup and salad. "Copy !req
384. "No nigger soup. "Copy !req
385. Right?Copy !req
386. No, you look awesome.Copy !req
387. Go out there and have fun, you know.
Be yourself.Copy !req
388. - Are the real friends coming?
- Constance! Just keep walking, okay.Copy !req
389. What the fuck man,
that was the best part of the comics,Copy !req
390. Edgar Allen Poe,
total alcoholic fights vampires.Copy !req
391. Well, in the script,
he's not an alcoholic.Copy !req
392. So he's not really Edgar Allen Poe.Copy !req
393. He didn't really
kill vampires, now did he, sweetheart.Copy !req
394. Is the love interest still
his 13 year old cousin?Copy !req
395. - They're lookin' at Natalie Portman.
- Who's like 40.Copy !req
396. Fuck.Copy !req
397. These assholes always
fuckin' up the comics.Copy !req
398. - You guys see Dark Knight?
- My dad said it was too violent,Copy !req
399. - he wouldn't let me go.
- Shit, we should go.Copy !req
400. Give me you number,
this weekend maybe, or...Copy !req
401. I'll come pick you up or...Copy !req
402. I'll be over here.Copy !req
403. We gotta play this.Copy !req
404. Finally, she's out.Copy !req
405. Hey you, I owe you big time,
you're Mary Todd Lincoln.Copy !req
406. - Whatever, where are those rap guys?
- They're in back.Copy !req
407. FYI, I won't pay to see Edgar Allen Poe
fight vampires sober.Copy !req
408. Nobody gives a shit
what you think, dink.Copy !req
409. People care what I think.Copy !req
410. I have a prestigious blog, sir.Copy !req
411. Nice work, Klein.Copy !req
412. I feel like an extra
in an after-school special.Copy !req
413. I do too, kind of.Copy !req
414. So what happened with Leonard?Copy !req
415. What do you mean what happened,
you were there.Copy !req
416. I know but did Michael go and talk
to him is he gonna give you a part?Copy !req
417. He's not gonna give me a part.Copy !req
418. Why?Copy !req
419. - Sometimes they give you a part.
- Come on!Copy !req
420. - It has to happen sometime.
- I remember this feeling, okay,Copy !req
421. and it's like beating my head
against that wall.Copy !req
422. - I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
- What?Copy !req
423. I didn't know,
that you loved this loserCopy !req
424. minimum wage life-style so much
that you didn't want to part with it.Copy !req
425. - I do.
- I wasn't aware.Copy !req
426. - I do.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
427. What I should go talk to him
because what, it's fate?Copy !req
428. You should just not be
a total idiot for one secondCopy !req
429. of your entire life. And just do it.Copy !req
430. Just do it.Copy !req
431. Just do it, what the fuck?Copy !req
432. All right party's on, Leonard's happy,
it's the perfect moment,Copy !req
433. - you wanna do it?
- I don't...Copy !req
434. come on,
this is how these movies end.Copy !req
435. Everyone's happy at the end.Copy !req
436. You don't wanna be
the young Abe Lincoln?Copy !req
437. No I really wanna be,
I really wanna be Lincoln.Copy !req
438. That's good!Copy !req
439. I love that.Copy !req
440. You love that?Copy !req
441. Shit!Copy !req
442. What the fuck?Copy !req
443. No bullshit, he'd be perfect
for the role of young Lincoln.Copy !req
444. Mikey, if you say so?Copy !req
445. He looks a little bit like Lincoln.
Where are those fuckin' rappers?Copy !req
446. No bullshitting he's perfect for it.
Maybe we get the script...Copy !req
447. Wait a minute now,
if he's the next Pacino,Copy !req
448. - what does that make you then?
- The next Costner.Copy !req
449. All right listen man,
can you come in to read? You mind...Copy !req
450. You gotta be fuckin' kidding me
now it's fuckin' waiters?Copy !req
451. - He's an actor.
- Beautiful and actor,Copy !req
452. so now I get to put
this fuckin' guy in a movie.Copy !req
453. Don't get your dick in a wad,Copy !req
454. it didn't get that far,
I think he's fuckin' gay.Copy !req
455. I'm not gay!Copy !req
456. My teeth!Copy !req
457. So, maybe we'll have him
call the office on Monday.Copy !req
458. Yeah, yeah sure...Copy !req
459. Here we are, fuck, about time.
Let's go man, you're on.Copy !req
460. Nah, dude, I'm done, that's it.
It says it in my contract, I'm out.Copy !req
461. You can't fucking walk out now!
We got her out of the stateroom.Copy !req
462. - What is a stateroom?
- It's what they call a room on a boat.Copy !req
463. So why don't they just call it
like that?Copy !req
464. Why don't they call
the front the front?Copy !req
465. We'll have Stephanie
fax over a script...Copy !req
466. You fuckin' walk out on me now,
I will kill your entire familyCopy !req
467. chop them up
into little pieces eat them!Copy !req
468. Come over to your house the next day
and shit them out on your face.Copy !req
469. Don't do that, that's a lot of shit.
Just call our lawyer, man.Copy !req
470. Dude, good shit, man.Copy !req
471. And I mean that,
good luck with the soup shit too.Copy !req
472. When it come out,
I'ma eat some my nigga, real.Copy !req
473. Dro, I appreciate the advice.Copy !req
474. Do you know who I am,
you fuckin' fuck you, you fuckin'...Copy !req
475. - fuck!
- That's original.Copy !req
476. Tell you what Leonard,Copy !req
477. you're dealin' with a lot of stuff
let me take one off your plate,Copy !req
478. young lincoln, look at that profile
that's a penny, that's a lucky penny.Copy !req
479. I fuckin' hate Pacino.Copy !req
480. Is that right?Copy !req
481. All right, all right.Copy !req
482. So?Copy !req
483. My fate is with the losers.Copy !req
484. Feel like dancing?Copy !req
485. I think this went much better than it
would've went with Valhalla catering.Copy !req
486. Fuck off.Copy !req
487. Chad?Copy !req
488. Chad baby, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
489. Fuck this.Copy !req
490. It's like a fairy tale!Copy !req
491. You still like me, right?Copy !req
492. I do,Copy !req
493. but...Copy !req
494. I probably would like you moreCopy !req
495. if you were helping Edgar Allen Poe
fight vampires.Copy !req
496. What did Stiltskin write
on the comment card?Copy !req
497. - I don't wanna say...
- Let me guess, he wrote,Copy !req
498. "You fuckin' suck at catering
you fuckin' fatCopy !req
499. fuckin' pieces of fuckin' shit,Copy !req
500. you fuckin' stupid fuckers,
fuck you. "Copy !req
501. All right you freakin' me out,
that's exactly what he said.Copy !req
502. - Word for word?
- Look.Copy !req