1. You owe me ten dollars.
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2. - For what?
- "Baretta" prop gun, season one.
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4. This doesn't prove anything.
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because he was italian
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not 'cause he used a beretta.
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- Souvenir.
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- I played an aspiring musician.
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- She was a young musician
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had taken her savings.
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complex character with a single line.
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- Hooker, well hooker...
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- No! He was just italian
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- You are a waiter.
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- Fuck you, I've written, three scripts,
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- You didn't write two novels.
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so that's two novels.
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- I am not!
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- I'm a waiter like
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You asshole!
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- Except for henry.
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- That was really funny.
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to get your balls waxed.
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for his vicodin refill.
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- I do...
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- It was very surprising.
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- You need to apolo...
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and the divorce and all that so...
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to say something and you know.
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don't feel used or whatever.
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- Yeah.
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was adequate, but the
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to another living soul in my...
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and despair that...
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- No sorry,
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71. - Sorry.
- It's all right.
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the host wants us to wear khakis,
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to meet mr. Tony Corolla, our host.
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- You did. I don't know what...
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a business venture tonight,
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work than pleasure.
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that is our motto.
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business associates
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you know the type.
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92. And I know reception's bad here,
but please don't use house phones.
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93. I won't worry that, Mr. Corolla.
I'm all over it.
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The rise of Tony Corolla,
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99. "Land ho, savvy plus perseverance
makes vision a reality. "
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100. Google me in ten years,
that's going to be me.
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in the way that you kill yourself.
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104. Then I won't be googling you.
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- I don't know, a 100 thousand dollars?
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my leg, seriously...
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is the fastest growing non-poultry,
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In all of southern California, right?
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four percent of b of a,
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I'm gonna get one, two
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but boom, boom, boom, until...
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are seeing this, I really do.
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121. Because success
isn't being discovered.
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what Mr. Corolla does,
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through hard work and vision.
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and he worked hard,
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128. So like, have you every
made out with two chicks?
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I'm not answering this question.
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130. - Think of one question.
- I was just wondering.
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132. What the fuck, Roman?
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134. - Don't do it.
- You fat Fuck
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135. - Don't do it not today.
- It's a fake.
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138. From the show,
it's why he's called Baretta.
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139. No, he's just italian that's...
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140. - Everyone okay in here?
- Mr. Corolla.
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- A prop gun.
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for the rest of the evening.
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147. You know what they say
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- Yep.
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has gotta be, trophy wives.
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like 25 in a thong and shaved.
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I think that's what casey did wrong.
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156. - She got married before she hit it big.
- Yeah her ex-husband,
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Can I get you anything?
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Make some sandwiches made for my driver,
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Ham, I don't care.
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162. You'd be prettier
if you smiled, sweetheart.
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- Yeah, I know.
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a pair if I made dean's list at tufts.
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after he divorced my mom.
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171. - Nice.
- Dude!
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randy beer bong a sixer.
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you gotta be kidding me.
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176. - Corn, corn is where it's at. Ron!
- Yes, Mr. Corolla?
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one of our potential investors...
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knows exactly what he's doing...
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I need you take care of that?
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181. I just came from the foyer,
I didn't see anything.
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take care of it.
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184. Nothing.
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say about the phone?
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187. There's a trail of dog shit
by the front door, handle it.
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188. - No, can't do that.
- I'm your boss and that's an order.
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Ron, seriously, shit?
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if you don't, you're fired.
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then I'm gonna call Alan Duk,
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195. and tell him you cleaned of
your shit shoe in the client's sink.
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to scrap off the rest of it.
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199. Yeah I figured I'd
either go m3 or clk, right?
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200. M3, man, that's the way to go.
Mercedes is nice,
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when you rippin' through the canyons.
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202. Martini, "very dry. "
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- It's pretty awkward, yeah.
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211. No, about the sex being adequate.
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- No, it's fine. I just...
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that I'm the pancake lady.
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she makes the best pancakes
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makes one pancake for every person.
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- Serious...
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and he say's hey can I...
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everybody's raving about?
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the best I've ever had or anything.
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you were distracted. "
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as a sympathy pancake anyway so.
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sounds like a whore.
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- Okay.
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- All look alike, right?
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or on the links, or over dinner,
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with me can vouch for that.
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- Thanks Gerald.
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playing much golf lately.
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to figure out, in these tough times,
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to you all the chance to join in.
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I cleaned up the dog shit.
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it's a gold mine.
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261. And I need your help to buy it.
An associate of mine works for a company
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most beautiful resorts.
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263. - Take a look at 'em.
- I can totally get us in club milk.
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who were headed there later.
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266. - Not catalog, right?
- No, Dude? Runway.
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267. - Nice, high-end.
- What time you get off?
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when we're done makin' money?
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some after party action.
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- Yeah, we haven't...
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- Working out the deets?
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looking to nail some babes.
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279. - Down low.
- Here.
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- Get it.
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I'd like to buy the whole town.
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So what're you doing?
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that works so I can check messages.
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have a lot of prescription medications.
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294. - Sorry.
- Sorry.
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there are worse ways to pass time.
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to pass the time.
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- Me too.
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to screw over mexican families.
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- I'm serious.
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- Mr. Corolla.
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I had an acting classes with him.
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except for a used pill bottle
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for Dawn Spangler,
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I don't think this is his house.
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provide routing and account numbers.
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what this deal might...
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334. Next time, you make me a dry martini,
make me a dry martini, okay?
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finish eye-fucking,
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- Thank you.
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for information, old mcdonald.
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- Thank you it felt really good.
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has a production company?
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of doing a live-action old mcdonald,
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And he thinks I have a quality.
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- Find some of the physicality...
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- Incredible!
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to do the veggie platter, now so...
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- Don't go anywhere.
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- I will.
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- That's for the opportunity.
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these people are professional investors.
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on all of them.
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I could open a Soup R' Crackers,
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in all of Southern California.
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381. You have no idea
what that would mean to me.
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- Right.
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389. - I don't know.
- That little son...
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391. - Here we go, here we go.
- What're you doing?
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to make money.
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- Oh, shit...
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You're a true gentleman.
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- Ron! Don't.
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they're Mexicans, Henry.
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you're not gonna get any money back.
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This whole thing is fake.
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- Ask him, that's Ted Yang.
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He's from Van Nuys.
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- That's right.
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406. What you're getting paid scale,
what's the deal?
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407. - Speak up, Ted.
- Come on, Ted.
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408. You're a dick, Pollard!
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409. I'm a dick? Okay.
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410. - What the fuck? Mr. Corolla?
- What do you want Ron,
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411. you want you're money back?
Fine here, all right?
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412. There's your money take it,
it's yours.
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413. - I want my money back, too.
- Gerald, you know me. From the club.
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414. Yeah. You're new to the club.
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415. You want to pass on the investment
opportunity of a lifetime?
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416. A bartender runs his mouth
and you get scared?
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417. Not what I'd call guts, but fine.
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418. I'll hold off
on all the wire transfers
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419. until you've all had a chance
to look things over, okay?
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420. Thank you for coming, good evening.
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421. Gerald, when you come to your senses,
you know how to reach me.
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422. - This was my Soup R' crackers.
- It's good that it's ripped up.
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423. Wait... this isn't my check.
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424. - I want my check back.
- I ripped it up, Ron.
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425. - No, you're stealing from me.
- Nobody is stealing anything.
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426. Just hold on a second, Mr. Corolla,
if you don't mind?
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427. Actually, I do.
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428. Duane, Duane,
don't let him leave the room.
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429. - I'm gonna call the police.
- All right, okay.
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430. Everybody just shut-up
and back away.
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431. Back away.
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432. I want my money back, you fake fuck.
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433. Back away. I mean it.
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434. What are you gonna do?
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435. What are you gonna do,
you gonna shot me? I'll help you out.
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436. I don't want you to waste a bullet.
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437. What?
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438. See, you can't,
because everything about you,
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439. right down to the gun,
is fake, all right.
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440. I want... We want our money back
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441. otherwise I'm gonna go
fuckin' medieval
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442. on your fucking ass, hole!
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443. Fake gun.
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444. I... You...
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445. You can't shoot me in front of all these
people, because it's like "witness, "
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446. where's there's all standing around
and they can't shoot the little boy,
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447. because you can't shoot all the people,
and I'm the little boy, so everybody...
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448. Go get him, rush him!
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449. He's...
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450. Rush this guy!
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451. You're an idiot.
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452. Oh, my god.
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453. He fuckin' peed himself.
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454. In case we don't remember.
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455. - Dude, weird night, huh?
- Yeah, man, so weird.
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456. - Still on to club milk?
- Oh, for sure,
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457. might be kind of tricky me getting
out on time, but wait for me, okay?
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458. All right, see you there. Okay!
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459. I hope Ron got our check up front.
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460. - How about we make rules.
- Rules?
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461. Like I don't owe you anything
and you don't owe me anything.
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462. And it's just very casual, relaxed,
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463. you know like we're friends
and colleagues,
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464. and we just happened
to "f" each other.
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465. - Just casual.
- Just like really like passing time,
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466. - that's how I'm thinking about it.
- Sure.
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467. Christ, just get me my coat.
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468. Fuck off, dickhead.
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469. - You want to hear some sonnets?
- I don't no.
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470. Okay good, cause I don't have any.
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471. I looked it up on line,
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472. his dad's name was Louie Baretta.
So it's a family name.
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473. That's weird, why would that call
his dad that? I don't get it.
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474. Are you still hookin' up
with kellum tonight or what?
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475. He's kind of a douche.
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476. I was thinkin' about stoppin' by
the okkie dog on the way home.
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477. - I don't know, you wanna come?
- Really?
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478. - Yeah! Awesome, I'd love to.
- Sweet.
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479. You could give me some notes
on my cow.
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480. - What have you got so far?
- I'm going with real low tones,
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481. but I don't wanna sound
like a guy cow.
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482. - You like this pancake?
- Yeah.
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483. I knew it, I knew you were
all about the fuckin' flapjacks.
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484. Please stop.
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485. Don't stop that, just stop talkin'
about fuckin' pancakes.
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486. Oh right, okay, sorry.
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487. - Just call me Mrs. Butterworth, bitch.
- Oh, Christ.
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