1. Dude, this is gonna be so awesome.Copy !req
2. What's gonna be awesome?Copy !req
3. Single mixer.Copy !req
4. Roomful of lonely ladies!Copy !req
5. And fellas.Copy !req
6. Fish in a barrel, man.Copy !req
7. We are all getting way laid, right?Copy !req
8. Oh, good.Copy !req
9. Really, last time this guy
hooked up with one girl,Copy !req
10. hour later, hooked up with her twin.Copy !req
11. And twins!Copy !req
12. Actually I figured out later it was
just the same girl who put a sweater on.Copy !req
13. - I see.
- OkayCopy !req
14. people? What do I say?Copy !req
15. What do I say all the time?Copy !req
16. No personal business...Copy !req
17. on...Copy !req
18. - company...
- property.Copy !req
19. - Pond.
- Time.Copy !req
20. Party Down
S01E03Copy !req
21. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
22. It's like a nightmare dream sequence.Copy !req
23. Am I the only one who thinks
this is like, really wrong?Copy !req
24. Wrong, how?Copy !req
25. Uh, I dunno, all these old people cruisin"
around, trying to fuck each other.Copy !req
26. Well they're probably divorced,Copy !req
27. or widowed and haven't been single
in a while, they need something.Copy !req
28. So play cribbage.Copy !req
29. My grandma is not for
cruising around like a skank.Copy !req
30. Ugh, those hands, veins, and spots.Copy !req
31. Groping each other all over.Copy !req
32. Yuck!Copy !req
33. Wrinkled parts pounding
against wrinkled parts.Copy !req
34. They're flirting.Copy !req
35. I mean seriously lady, that guy's scrotum
has got to be like three feet long.Copy !req
36. Two eggs in a tube sock.Copy !req
37. I mean, could he even get it up?Copy !req
38. Nah, they
just—Copy !req
39. wag it around till it
shoots little puffs of dust.Copy !req
40. Sick.Copy !req
41. Why is everything an ultimatum?Copy !req
42. Like, that's what I don't understand.Copy !req
43. Yeah because I'm finishing
my show, you know that.Copy !req
44. And I have those aud—
I do have auditions!Copy !req
45. Look I don't know, okay?Copy !req
46. So I have to go, okay?Copy !req
47. Can I— can I
please call you back?Copy !req
48. Thank you.Copy !req
49. Hey.Copy !req
50. Hey, uh, kyle is looking for you.Copy !req
51. Doubtful.Copy !req
52. I mean he's still fuckin'
crying about the factCopy !req
53. that he shaved off his eyebrow
and fucked up that audition.Copy !req
54. Okay.Copy !req
55. You know, I mean he
shaved his own eyebrow.Copy !req
56. - He had the clippers.
- Okay.Copy !req
57. So what's going on with you?Copy !req
58. - Hey, we up for tonight?
- Hey.Copy !req
59. - Henry.
- Smiles?Copy !req
60. I'm smiling Ron, new me.Copy !req
61. Love it, the new Henry.Copy !req
62. Good.Copy !req
63. Okay.Copy !req
64. Remember no staring.Copy !req
65. Okay, they're just a bunch of old peopleCopy !req
66. just doing the best they can.Copy !req
67. So don't stare.Copy !req
68. Just pretend they're not there.Copy !req
69. Do our job and pretend
they're not there.Copy !req
70. Ron, you're kinda staring.Copy !req
71. Um...Copy !req
72. old people freak me out.Copy !req
73. Have you ever seen it?Copy !req
74. Seen—
seen what?Copy !req
75. Them.Copy !req
76. Doing...Copy !req
77. it.Copy !req
78. Have you?Copy !req
79. Disney world, I was eight years old.Copy !req
80. I got sick, I went back to my hotel.Copy !req
81. Walked in on my
grandparents, they didn't notice.Copy !req
82. They just kept...Copy !req
83. their mouths...Copy !req
84. and...Copy !req
85. their hands, it was like
watching a mummy battle.Copy !req
86. Two whites and an old fashioned.Copy !req
87. What's like a mummy battle?Copy !req
88. His grandparent's fucking.Copy !req
89. - Don't.
- Well, sure.Copy !req
90. - Don't.
- Go circulate.Copy !req
91. Why would
you—Copy !req
92. please make me a vodka.Copy !req
93. Coming right up.Copy !req
94. Check this out.Copy !req
95. Got something going on here.Copy !req
96. Hey!Copy !req
97. Look at that, where'd
you get those new moves?Copy !req
98. Well, as I sat in my
studio apartment last nightCopy !req
99. trying to decide between
falling asleep on the couchCopy !req
100. or walking the four feet to the bed,Copy !req
101. a show came on about this copCopy !req
102. and how this slasher
killed his entire family.Copy !req
103. Okay...Copy !req
104. with his whole life shattered,Copy !req
105. this guy became like a super cop.Copy !req
106. Ya know?Copy !req
107. So I thought, wow, I should do that.Copy !req
108. - Let the job fill my emptiness.
- This job?Copy !req
109. Are you talking about this
job or becoming a super cop?Copy !req
110. 'Cause listen, I watch the shield.Copy !req
111. I don't really see you
lasting on the streets.Copy !req
112. No I meant bartending.Copy !req
113. Bartending, well thank god.Copy !req
114. Um, you doing okay?Copy !req
115. No.Copy !req
116. No, no.Copy !req
117. Sorry to hear that.Copy !req
118. - You are super bartender.
- Told ya.Copy !req
119. - Yeah.
- Hello everyone!Copy !req
120. I'm pepper mcmasters!Copy !req
121. Thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
122. Welcome to seniorlicous!Copy !req
123. If you read my book, you know that
we're gonna take your single senior lifeCopy !req
124. and add a little pepper.Copy !req
125. Because love and romance
isn't just for kids, is it?Copy !req
126. No, no, no.Copy !req
127. Well all need it, and we all can get it!Copy !req
128. Yes!Copy !req
129. Absolutely!Copy !req
130. So our presentation will begin shortly,Copy !req
131. but ya know, in the
meantime just loosen up,Copy !req
132. live a little, and uh, get
ready for a surprise or two.Copy !req
133. Surprises?Copy !req
134. Surprises, they're coming.Copy !req
135. Hey roman, congrats man.Copy !req
136. I heard that george lucas totally loved
your script, everyone's talking about it.Copy !req
137. Yeah, first of all I told no one
about that little message you left me.Copy !req
138. Second, everyone knows
lucas is kiddy bullshit.Copy !req
139. I'm hard sci-fi.Copy !req
140. And never the twain shall meet.Copy !req
141. Kick ass revenge bro.Copy !req
142. Kick ass.Copy !req
143. Geez.Copy !req
144. Scotch rocks.Copy !req
145. Nice lookin' crowd.Copy !req
146. It's not really my scene.Copy !req
147. You don't date?Copy !req
148. Not old people.Copy !req
149. You will someday.Copy !req
150. I'll probably do like a
michael douglas thing, ya know?Copy !req
151. Grab some young hottie.Copy !req
152. Ah, so you're an actor.Copy !req
153. But not really a michael douglas type.Copy !req
154. I'm more of a colin farrell, ya know?Copy !req
155. Dangerous, yet vulnerable.Copy !req
156. Well, if doesn't
work out—Copy !req
157. uh, it'll work out.Copy !req
158. But if it doesn't.Copy !req
159. It will.Copy !req
160. Yeah, but if it doesn't, this
might be you in 40 years.Copy !req
161. But, why bother?Copy !req
162. I don't mean to be rude but, isn't
everything all dried up and limp anyway?Copy !req
163. Kid, this is the 21st century.Copy !req
164. Hey uh, okay so this is a text message.Copy !req
165. So there's like grammatical
issues or whatever,Copy !req
166. but, bottom line: "Btm line" uh, "Copy !req
167. so-called career = chldsh blshit, "Copy !req
168. which I— I'm assuming
is childish bullshit.Copy !req
169. Uh, "if give fck anything but yrself,Copy !req
170. buy tket—" I
don't even know.Copy !req
171. Buy ticket.Copy !req
172. Oh, yeah like a ticket to vermont.Copy !req
173. Yeah, buy a ticket to vermont.Copy !req
174. Yikes.Copy !req
175. Really?Copy !req
176. Is it— yeah I mean is
that— dickish actually.Copy !req
177. Yeah.Copy !req
178. Because I've been trying to
think, like maybe he's right.Copy !req
179. And I'm wrong, ya know?Copy !req
180. Like maybe he's a good guy
and I'm just the assholeCopy !req
181. who's breaking up the whole marriage.Copy !req
182. - Of I at first thought I was the
- sure.Copy !req
183. The good guy, but
I— I dunno.Copy !req
184. I really— I— I
don't even know.Copy !req
185. Okay.Copy !req
186. Splitsville man, for sure.Copy !req
187. You think?Copy !req
188. It's in her body language.Copy !req
189. I can read her body.Copy !req
190. She's back on the market man if you're
thinking about having a go, get in line bro.Copy !req
191. Whoa, there's a line?Copy !req
192. Yeah.Copy !req
193. I'm ahead of you 'cause
you're the new guy.Copy !req
194. - Alright.
- Alright good.Copy !req
195. Didn't know you were into her, so...Copy !req
196. she's alright.Copy !req
197. She's not the hottest girl,Copy !req
198. but I'm not the kinda
guy who's gonna be like,Copy !req
199. oh, she's— ya know, her
brain is a nine.Copy !req
200. What about her tits?Copy !req
201. I mean don't get me
wrong, she's got nice tits.Copy !req
202. I'd give them a six.Copy !req
203. And her face is decent.Copy !req
204. I give that a six or a seven.Copy !req
205. Body, go to the gym.Copy !req
206. Once in a while, tone up the stomach.Copy !req
207. Overall right now, a six or a seven body.Copy !req
208. Eyes are really nice but ya know,Copy !req
209. some makeup would be nice to kinda
bring them out a little bit more.Copy !req
210. And then her hair, brown, nice.Copy !req
211. Like the brown carpet.Copy !req
212. I prefer linoleum.Copy !req
213. But I— overall
it's a 6.8Copy !req
214. 6.96.8,6.89Copy !req
215. That's what I'd say.Copy !req
216. That guy gets you up
and ready right away.Copy !req
217. These guys, more of a
mellow all day style.Copy !req
218. These babies take care
of the aches and pains.Copy !req
219. This shit's practically straight speed.Copy !req
220. Keep the right
balance, dude, I'm a teenager.Copy !req
221. That is amazing.Copy !req
222. Uh, and that one right
there is the insta-boner?Copy !req
223. Mmm-hmmm.Copy !req
224. Um, you think I could keep one of those?Copy !req
225. - For shizzle.
- For shizzle.Copy !req
226. Anything useful?Copy !req
227. Mmm, yeah, I bet you don't know
what the biggest sexual organ is.Copy !req
228. - Well that would be
my throbbing— brain.Copy !req
229. It's your brain.Copy !req
230. Exactly, my throbbing five inch brain.Copy !req
231. - Five inch brain?
- Casey.Copy !req
232. - What?
- Circulating.Copy !req
233. Oh, constance!Copy !req
234. I'm sorry?Copy !req
235. Constance carmell!Copy !req
236. Oh honey, think!Copy !req
237. Cabo, every night tequila and a
new page from the karma sutra.Copy !req
238. David.Copy !req
239. No, how about...Copy !req
240. "you're the only man
I ever let go up there.Copy !req
241. " Oh, uh jeffrey, todd, t-bone...Copy !req
242. no, hold on.Copy !req
243. You can't have forgotten about this.Copy !req
244. - Huh?
- Uh, I dunno.Copy !req
245. - Um, bruce.
- Yes!Copy !req
246. Bruce wingstreet!Copy !req
247. Bruce nesbitt.Copy !req
248. Bruce nesbitt!Copy !req
249. - Yeah.
- Oh my gosh.Copy !req
250. What happened to your face?Copy !req
251. Nothing.Copy !req
252. It's been 25 years, I got a line or two.Copy !req
253. Yeah.Copy !req
254. It's been 25 years huh?Copy !req
255. Yeah.Copy !req
256. Honey, you look great.Copy !req
257. Can I buy you a drink?Copy !req
258. Um...Copy !req
259. no.Copy !req
260. No personal business on company pond.Copy !req
261. Rough out there.Copy !req
262. Got any tips?Copy !req
263. No.Copy !req
264. Hey.Copy !req
265. Um, can I get you anything?Copy !req
266. No.Copy !req
267. I just got hit on by one
of the creepy old freaks.Copy !req
268. Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
269. Revenge.Copy !req
270. I'm getting back at roman.Copy !req
271. - Poison?
- Boner pill.Copy !req
272. Hey kyle.Copy !req
273. Hey man what's up.Copy !req
274. Lady in the pantsuit said she'd give you
a blow-j in the back of her buick skylark.Copy !req
275. Even take out her teeth.Copy !req
276. Give me a ginger ale.Copy !req
277. I'm parched.Copy !req
278. It's rough out there, fella's just
trying to get some bartender advise.Copy !req
279. Geez mister, I dunno.Copy !req
280. It's not exactly our scene, is it fellas?Copy !req
281. My advise, matlock.Copy !req
282. I did a matlock.Copy !req
283. - You ever play a corpse?
- No.Copy !req
284. Character with no life?Copy !req
285. Not allowed to breathe, can't even move?Copy !req
286. - That's a challenge.
- Amazing.Copy !req
287. So you're an actress.Copy !req
288. Wipe your mouth.Copy !req
289. Listen, my advise to you
would be leave us alone.Copy !req
290. Okay?Copy !req
291. Leave us alone.Copy !req
292. Sorry about her.Copy !req
293. Where the fuck is my ginger ale?Copy !req
294. Here you go, sorry about that.Copy !req
295. Sweet, real speedy.Copy !req
296. Dick.Copy !req
297. Bad back.Copy !req
298. Rolled my horse on the beach in phuket.Copy !req
299. Scotch.Copy !req
300. Sounds a lot more fun than
how I screwed up my back.Copy !req
301. I'd share but it was my last one.Copy !req
302. Unless you go for the all natural stuff.Copy !req
303. Why yes I do.Copy !req
304. Hey Henry, what's up?Copy !req
305. Uh not much, just headed to the john.Copy !req
306. Drop the deuce.Copy !req
307. Just uh, actually meeting a
man who offered me some pot.Copy !req
308. Oh hey, I could really use a mellow.Copy !req
309. Yeah?Copy !req
310. Let me get rid of this and I'll meet
you in the little boy's in a couple.Copy !req
311. I dunno, you know, I
don't really— o— okay.Copy !req
312. So you flamed out huh?Copy !req
313. Acting thing was a bust.Copy !req
314. Total bust, yeah yeah.Copy !req
315. Total...Copy !req
316. complete fuckin' bust.Copy !req
317. Money, celebrity, who wants the trouble?Copy !req
318. Why do you think you don't see old
dudes like me trying to be famous?Copy !req
319. We know better.Copy !req
320. Okay.Copy !req
321. There's really only four things
in life that are important.Copy !req
322. You got friendship, mmm?Copy !req
323. Love.Copy !req
324. Sex, bada bing, that's why
I come to these things.Copy !req
325. That's only three things.Copy !req
326. Oh yeah, shit.Copy !req
327. I forgot the other one.Copy !req
328. Is it work?Copy !req
329. Like uh, career?Copy !req
330. No, it's a really big one.Copy !req
331. Let's get high!Copy !req
332. Hey uh, Ron wants you
to tuck your shirt in.Copy !req
333. What, you don't wanna tuck it in?Copy !req
334. What's your problem?Copy !req
335. Tuck it in.Copy !req
336. Happy?Copy !req
337. Queerbot, what
the—Copy !req
338. it is exciting.Copy !req
339. - Right?
- Yeah!Copy !req
340. Oh, are you kidding me?Copy !req
341. I get to travel, I meet
new people, everyday is new.Copy !req
342. I finally, without a man, living the
life I've always wanted to live.Copy !req
343. And it's not like you're
just some piece of furnitureCopy !req
344. that he moves from the
old house to the new house.Copy !req
345. Right. Yeah.Copy !req
346. - Right.
- I mean it should be like that.Copy !req
347. You know, you should live your life.Copy !req
348. You should write your name
on the earth in gasolineCopy !req
349. and just like light that shit on fire.Copy !req
350. Yes, yes!Copy !req
351. - It's our right!
- It is our right!Copy !req
352. We should grab it, we
should seize it, it's ours.Copy !req
353. Have you ever given this
speech to somebody beforeCopy !req
354. and they like did
exactly what you're sayingCopy !req
355. and then it totally
ruined their whole life?Copy !req
356. Shoot, I'm on!Copy !req
357. Oh, alright.Copy !req
358. Um, okay bye.Copy !req
359. I—
okay.Copy !req
360. - Remember the wrap party for hooper where the stunt guy
- oh yes.Copy !req
361. Jumped off the roof into the pool.Copy !req
362. You know what happened?Copy !req
363. You know what happened?Copy !req
364. Uh, yeah he jumped in the pool.Copy !req
365. Fractured his skull.Copy !req
366. That sounds horrible.Copy !req
367. Did we mention he was naked?Copy !req
368. He was completely naked.Copy !req
369. That sounds— that
still sounds horrible.Copy !req
370. Oh my god it was so hilarious.Copy !req
371. Oh and the coke was so good back then.Copy !req
372. - Oh yeah.
- Remember?Copy !req
373. I mean the shit they're
snorting today, my god.Copy !req
374. It's like baby formula.Copy !req
375. Come on, why bother?Copy !req
376. It's like having a strong
cup of coffee or something.Copy !req
377. You know? Big freakin' deal.Copy !req
378. Yeah.Copy !req
379. Do you remember when we
did it in the phone booth?Copy !req
380. Do you remember that we were in
glass and that everybody could see in.Copy !req
381. Or the time we did it in the
yard when I broke my hand?Copy !req
382. You broke your hand!Copy !req
383. - It was crazy!
- Plaster all over both of us.Copy !req
384. We did— we had sex
in some insane places.Copy !req
385. - Insane.
- And it was so much fun.Copy !req
386. It was so much fun.Copy !req
387. I had a good time.Copy !req
388. It was a good time.Copy !req
389. Henry, what is the craziest
place that you ever made love?Copy !req
390. A bed.Copy !req
391. What'd he say?Copy !req
392. - What'd he say?
- Bed.Copy !req
393. What— what'd
we ask him?Copy !req
394. I don't know.Copy !req
395. What do you say connieCopy !req
396. , when you get off let's say we
take this party back to my place.Copy !req
397. I dunno.Copy !req
398. I don't think I want to.Copy !req
399. I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
400. Harsh.Copy !req
401. I didn't really go.Copy !req
402. I know.Copy !req
403. Scotch.Copy !req
404. Man, I do not get women.Copy !req
405. Dude, you said that pill
gives you an instant boner.Copy !req
406. It's not like pushing a button.Copy !req
407. Still need the right
mood and everything.Copy !req
408. Or is that gay?Copy !req
409. To you kids, everything's gay now.Copy !req
410. Shit, I am high as a kite.Copy !req
411. Give me that, I gotta even my keel.Copy !req
412. Yeah.Copy !req
413. I don't see why you couldn't
at least give him your number.Copy !req
414. He's old.Copy !req
415. Well, how old are you?Copy !req
416. What do you mean?Copy !req
417. In years.Copy !req
418. You're as young as you
feel Henry and I feel super.Copy !req
419. What are you, like 48?Copy !req
420. Okay, well you did it
on the set of hooper.Copy !req
421. That was 30 years ago.Copy !req
422. Don't remind me.Copy !req
423. But if you're as young
as you feel and so is he,Copy !req
424. and you guys both feel the
way you did 30 years agoCopy !req
425. when you had a great time together,Copy !req
426. then aren't you both still like...Copy !req
427. the same person?Copy !req
428. Wait, what?Copy !req
429. - What?
- I don't know, I'm sorry.Copy !req
430. I— I'm so
fuckin' high.Copy !req
431. It's
just—Copy !req
432. I wish I had someone that...Copy !req
433. I got along with the
way you guys get along.Copy !req
434. There are four things
that are important in life.Copy !req
435. Friendship, love, and sex.Copy !req
436. - What's the fourth one?
- What?Copy !req
437. What's the fourth one, you said there wasCopy !req
438. what are you constance,Copy !req
439. what are you doCopy !req
440. Is that pot?Copy !req
441. My god it stinks like pot
in here, what are you doing?Copy !req
442. Pot.Copy !req
443. Smoking pot.Copy !req
444. God dammit what happened
to the new Henry?Copy !req
445. I— now I— shirt
smells like pot.Copy !req
446. Okay you know what?Copy !req
447. I'm not gonna bust you guys
for smoking pot on the job.Copy !req
448. Even though I should, because
it's really wrong.Copy !req
449. Okay, this is me, ron.Copy !req
450. Giving you two a little straight talk.Copy !req
451. You— you're aware that I used
to party pretty hard, right?Copy !req
452. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
453. Yeah you made a bong out of cheese.Copy !req
454. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
455. I wanna show you something.Copy !req
456. Four years ago I vowed to get straight.Copy !req
457. I put this in my wallet
as a constant reminder.Copy !req
458. I don't know what I'm
looking at here Ron.Copy !req
459. You
don't—Copy !req
460. do you remember my party
buddy kevin cathcart?Copy !req
461. No.Copy !req
462. That's where his foot used to be.Copy !req
463. So pot made his foot fall off?Copy !req
464. No.Copy !req
465. He became an alcoholic,Copy !req
466. mixed gin and percoset
on his way to work,Copy !req
467. he crashed the company van
into a tree and lost his foot.Copy !req
468. God.Copy !req
469. Where does pot fit in?Copy !req
470. He smoked a lot of pot!Copy !req
471. That's a leg?Copy !req
472. Made footless.Copy !req
473. By pot.Copy !req
474. Get it?Copy !req
475. Give me this.Copy !req
476. Straight talk.Copy !req
477. Thanks Ron.Copy !req
478. Thanks Ron.Copy !req
479. Oh, hello.Copy !req
480. - Hey.
- Uh, are you here for something?Copy !req
481. Working the event, like you.Copy !req
482. That the men's room?Copy !req
483. Uh, why?Copy !req
484. What do you mean, why?Copy !req
485. Why— I wouldn't go
in there if I were you.Copy !req
486. I mean I didn't stink
up the place ya know,Copy !req
487. not my thing when I'm workingCopy !req
488. but there's an old
guy in there and uh...Copy !req
489. he has some bowel
problems and he can't seeCopy !req
490. so it's— quite frankly
it's a little messy in there.Copy !req
491. I'd use the bathroom down the hallway.Copy !req
492. It's not far.Copy !req
493. So.Copy !req
494. Seniors, god what a word, huh?Copy !req
495. Yuck.Copy !req
496. But maybe it's because we're
just not looking at it right.Copy !req
497. Sexy!Copy !req
498. That's right, that's right!Copy !req
499. Okay that's good.Copy !req
500. But you know, you guys won't admit itCopy !req
501. because you think that once you get
older you have to act all dignified.Copy !req
502. Yes sir.Copy !req
503. How am I supposed to be sexy?Copy !req
504. If I can't even stand up!Copy !req
505. I'm glad you asked.Copy !req
506. If you read chapter nine, "sexy time",Copy !req
507. you'd know that your biggest sex organ,Copy !req
508. and I don't care who
you are, is your brain.Copy !req
509. That's where it starts.Copy !req
510. Respect yourself, respect your body,Copy !req
511. and then other people will respect you.Copy !req
512. Don't be afraid to seize the moment.Copy !req
513. Think of how exciting it
was to be in high schoolCopy !req
514. and have all those nervous feelings,Copy !req
515. and who wouldn't want to
go back to high school!Copy !req
516. Yes, are there any questions?Copy !req
517. okay, oh you again.Copy !req
518. Okay, yes sir?Copy !req
519. Isn't this whole thing
kinda undignified?Copy !req
520. You know what fred?Copy !req
521. What I really think you
need to do is loosen up.Copy !req
522. - Huh?
- Yeah she's right fred.Copy !req
523. You need to loosen up a little.Copy !req
524. You should listen to your nurse.Copy !req
525. Yeah.Copy !req
526. Oh my god!Copy !req
527. I told you there would be surprises!Copy !req
528. Bet you're all wishing
you had a nurse like this.Copy !req
529. Okay!Copy !req
530. So I just got really high,Copy !req
531. and I had the weirdest
fucking thing happen.Copy !req
532. I'm getting a divorce.Copy !req
533. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
534. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
535. Cut the music!Copy !req
536. Oh my gosh. Cut the music!Copy !req
537. Nurse. Nurse!Copy !req
538. What are you—
what's happening?Copy !req
539. She's not a nurse.Copy !req
540. Now do something!Copy !req
541. okay, okay, what's all the commotion?Copy !req
542. Oh, officer.Copy !req
543. We got a man down, and
this woman is not a nurse.Copy !req
544. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
545. I took a class!Copy !req
546. I took a class,Copy !req
547. we'll do a two man version
you're gonna do the back,Copy !req
548. you're gonna breathe—
and whatever that entails,Copy !req
549. and I'm gonna— and I'm
gonna smush the heart.Copy !req
550. Oh shit!Copy !req
551. - Is he dead?
- What?Copy !req
552. Listen, listen to me!Copy !req
553. This is what you were trained for!Copy !req
554. He's a stripper. They're both strippers.Copy !req
555. Do something!Copy !req
556. Doctor?Copy !req
557. Is someone here a doctor?Copy !req
558. Is anybody a doctor?Copy !req
559. There's no doctor!Copy !req
560. Okay, you took the class.Copy !req
561. Come on, do it, do it, do it.Copy !req
562. It's a
series—Copy !req
563. it's a series of breaths
and compressions— oh!Copy !req
564. 15 to two ratio.Copy !req
565. That's right,15 to two ratio.Copy !req
566. Here we go.Copy !req
567. I was a girl scout.Copy !req
568. Come on.Copy !req
569. It's okay, come on.Copy !req
570. Come on.Copy !req
571. Two.Copy !req
572. Three.Copy !req
573. Oh no, it's the other way around!Copy !req
574. Just two breaths.Copy !req
575. No, you can't tell me that now!Copy !req
576. Two breaths, two breaths, two breaths.Copy !req
577. Bruce, no don't be dead!Copy !req
578. Don't be dead, oh god
bruce, please don't be dead.Copy !req
579. Oh please bruce!Copy !req
580. Bruce, please live!Copy !req
581. I'm too young!Copy !req
582. You can't die!Copy !req
583. Bruce, please, please.Copy !req
584. Live, dammit, you bastard!Copy !req
585. Okay, that's one.Copy !req
586. Is this part of the seminar?Copy !req
587. Yes!Copy !req
588. Yes it is.Copy !req
589. Yes it's part of the seminar.Copy !req
590. You see, you gotta be
prepared, you gotta be sexy!Copy !req
591. Seniorlicious!Copy !req
592. Tell your friends!Copy !req
593. Sorry, I thought this was the men's room.Copy !req
594. - Jesus!
- It's not.Copy !req
595. And again service—
knock it off!Copy !req
596. Excellent.Copy !req
597. Can't get any higher than that.Copy !req
598. Oh Henry, where've you been?Copy !req
599. Guess what?Copy !req
600. The bar's not gonna pack itself.Copy !req
601. Where's constance?Copy !req
602. So uh, see you later then.Copy !req
603. - See you later.
- Okay.Copy !req
604. Hey casey, grab those boxes for me.Copy !req
605. Yep.Copy !req
606. No, calm down.Copy !req
607. Hey um, casey I just
wanted to say that we heardCopy !req
608. what's happening in your personal
life with your marriage and stuff,Copy !req
609. I wanted to let you know
that if you need anything,Copy !req
610. someone to talk to, you
know, maybe you just need a hug.Copy !req
611. So ni— oh
thanks roman.Copy !req
612. What the fuck?Copy !req
613. - Oh fuck look, I— that-
is that— real— okay, sure.Copy !req
614. In my pocket.Copy !req
615. Fuck.Copy !req
616. Snap, motherfucker!Copy !req