1. Together we're building
a better, brighter tomorrow?Copy !req
2. All in favor?Copy !req
3. All opposed?Copy !req
4. Voted down!Copy !req
5. Okay people, we've been
doing this for an hour, now.Copy !req
6. We need a theme for next year.Copy !req
7. Tim,Copy !req
8. I feel like the "together"
sounds kind of socialist...Copy !req
9. - What you got here?
- Instructions.Copy !req
10. See, Since this is an underage functionCopy !req
11. I'll be serving a "Virgin Manhattan",
we call the "Rudy Giuliani, "Copy !req
12. and this right here.Copy !req
13. Good old virgin "Freedom-Tini. "Copy !req
14. How is it?Copy !req
15. Sweet and innocent,
with its whole life ahead of it.Copy !req
16. Well, You could at make it a mix tape
before you take its virginity.Copy !req
17. Just aging it up a bit.Copy !req
18. It's in its thirties now.Copy !req
19. So all... in favor of "a brighter,
better tomorrow? "Copy !req
20. - Aye!
- Aye.Copy !req
21. Hey Henry,Copy !req
22. you're not still down in the dumps,
about this whole hollywood thing are you?Copy !req
23. When you've been in the acting
business as long as I have,Copy !req
24. you see that everything
comes and goes in cycles.Copy !req
25. You're up,Copy !req
26. you're down.Copy !req
27. - Yeah, I mean, I quit so...
- You sound like my friend Ed.Copy !req
28. Now Ed was an actor.Copy !req
29. And tried and tried
and never got that magic role.Copy !req
30. He worked nights at a copy store,
lived in a terrible apartment,Copy !req
31. filled with roaches,Copy !req
32. but he never gave up.Copy !req
33. Then, on his sixtieth birthday,Copy !req
34. he said, "that's it, I quit
I can't do this anymore. "Copy !req
35. Guess what happened a week later?Copy !req
36. - He got discovered?
- He died.Copy !req
37. Dreams are our life force.Copy !req
38. He just dropped dead?Copy !req
39. He was on Venice pier andCopy !req
40. some tourist asked him to tak
their picture. He backed up too far,Copy !req
41. - Hang in there.
- Okay.Copy !req
42. Party Down
S01E02Copy !req
43. Okay, okay people, listen up.Copy !req
44. Not only are we serving
the leaders of tomorrow,Copy !req
45. who probably will be your bosses
someday, but also...Copy !req
46. Ah-nold.Copy !req
47. The governator will be
making an appearance.Copy !req
48. Yeah, we're gonna hang with Ah-nold.Copy !req
49. No, we have been specifically
asked to not hang with Arnold.Copy !req
50. Okay so no schmoozing,
no giving him scripts, no nada.Copy !req
51. Okay it's Arnold
we're professionals,Copy !req
52. okay and smiles,
Henry that means you.Copy !req
53. What's that?Copy !req
54. Husband sent it to prove I can pursue
my comedy career in vermont.Copy !req
55. - Burlington has a comedy troupe.
- "The Yucks. "Copy !req
56. Are they supposed
to be funny or disgusting?Copy !req
57. Funny.
See, "yucking it up since 1992. "Copy !req
58. So, you're... going?Copy !req
59. He's house hunting over there
and I'm here thinking it over.Copy !req
60. - Yeah, what are you thinking?
- I'm thinking... Vermont?Copy !req
61. And then I'm also thinking
about this Comedy Central ShowCopy !req
62. that I'm really positive
that I'm gonna get.Copy !req
63. Like I feel really good about it.Copy !req
64. And so I don't know, I just don't want
to give up on everything so soon, you know?Copy !req
65. You want my advice?Copy !req
66. - Just don't, don't fuss.
- Oh honey, you want ribs?Copy !req
67. You know what I like
about you conservatives?Copy !req
68. Meat. A lot of these
wussy parties we do, it's...Copy !req
69. chicken, it's quiche.
Veggie platters.Copy !req
70. - Honest red meat.
- Yes, american beef.Copy !req
71. It true what they say
about your ladies?Copy !req
72. Prim outside, but
they attack in the sack?Copy !req
73. Get real nasty, scratch and shit?Copy !req
74. - What was that.
- Nothing, sweetieCopy !req
75. I completely understand.Copy !req
76. Thank you,Copy !req
77. - Walk with me.
- Yes Jeffrey, how can I help you?Copy !req
78. Right, I totally understand.Copy !req
79. Thank you so much for keeping us
in the loop, Dan.Copy !req
80. I really appreciate it. Okay, Bye.Copy !req
81. Okay, that was
the governor's lead man.Copy !req
82. The governor is gonna be late,
so we need to move the buffet back.Copy !req
83. Constance chaffing dishes on warmers
and we will pace the appetizers as well.Copy !req
84. Hey, Dennis, Jeffery,Copy !req
85. Hi, listen. I'm in the hall
governor's pushed an hour.Copy !req
86. Right, thanks, bye.Copy !req
87. Arnold, that's very exciting.
How'd you get him?Copy !req
88. Let me tell you something, Ron.
There is a simple formula for success,Copy !req
89. and I followed it.Copy !req
90. "Work hard and you succeed. "Copy !req
91. There it is,
and that's why you're president.Copy !req
92. - I'm the secretary.
- Secretary, Answering phones, sitting at a desk...Copy !req
93. No, not like a "secretary. "
No, not like a female.Copy !req
94. - It's the number 3 executive position.
- Third best, very good.Copy !req
95. - It's a bronze, bronze medal.
- Tell ya I'm gonna be president next year.Copy !req
96. I can assure you. Greg Meers
thinks he can win it with looks.Copy !req
97. - You need more than that.
- I'm gonna teach him otherwise.Copy !req
98. Ever read the book "where the blood
flows? " So too goes the victor.Copy !req
99. - I have not I have to write that down.
- Walk with me.Copy !req
100. Because when the governor comesCopy !req
101. For God's sake, Ron. This is supposed
to be off limits, come on.Copy !req
102. Kyle,Copy !req
103. - Okay, was it the eyebrow?
- Kyle this room is off limits.Copy !req
104. Thank you.Copy !req
105. - Simple as that.
- Nobody can be in hereCopy !req
106. who isn't authorized.
You understant that? Nobody okay?Copy !req
107. There are important
papers here, items of value.Copy !req
108. Look at that.
Custom made for the governor.Copy !req
109. Engraved.
He'll be impressed.Copy !req
110. Yes he will, yes he will.Copy !req
111. And my name goes in his rolodex.Copy !req
112. Networking.
Name of the game.Copy !req
113. You flag's a little dirty.Copy !req
114. Ron, this a very special gift
from one of our membersCopy !req
115. currently stationed with our forces
in the middle east, okay.Copy !req
116. It's from a convoy
that came under enemy fire.Copy !req
117. No, don't do that
you gotta be careful. Because...Copy !req
118. a flag is folded according
to very specific rules.Copy !req
119. Right that's...Copy !req
120. That's what they do.Copy !req
121. Cigars. Arnold loves cigars!Copy !req
122. That's right, Don Targas, cubain.Copy !req
123. Best in the world.Copy !req
124. Can I just say, I am right there
with you and arnold.Copy !req
125. Personal responsibility,Copy !req
126. small business,
future small businessCopy !req
127. owner myself Soup R' Crackers.Copy !req
128. All you can eat soup.Copy !req
129. I'm practically the embodiment
of arnold's life philosophy.Copy !req
130. Jeffery,Copy !req
131. I would love to just...Copy !req
132. shake his hand.Copy !req
133. You know just to say...Copy !req
134. "Leaders of tomorrow", my ass.Copy !req
135. Only thing any of these dorks're
gonna lead is a circle jerk.Copy !req
136. You know what I mean?Copy !req
137. Fuckers!Copy !req
138. God damit!Copy !req
139. So, thanks to you,Copy !req
140. - I didn't get the palisades.
- Well boo, fuckin' hoo.Copy !req
141. - What's this?
- Hey!Copy !req
142. - Come on give that back man.
- What, You're gonna slip that to Arnold?Copy !req
143. - Don't fuckin' wrinkle it!
- I just wanna see it bro.Copy !req
144. - You're pissing me off...
- A terror bird?Copy !req
145. - You can read. Oh my god.
- It's so dumb.Copy !req
146. You've no idea what
you're talking about.Copy !req
147. - A terrifying bird?
- Wrong.Copy !req
148. I mean, yes.Copy !req
149. It's called phorusrhacids, it's a ten
foot tall prehistoric man-eating bird, okay?Copy !req
150. Velociraptor's was maybe
six feet, at the most.Copy !req
151. And "Jurassic Park" made,Copy !req
152. - a billion dollars?
- Who's scared of a bird?Copy !req
153. You would be if it was picking out
your guts with a giant beak.Copy !req
154. Constance, How big would a bird have to be
for you like to be supper scare of it.Copy !req
155. I don't know, a hundred feet,
two hundred...Copy !req
156. I don't know, I'm sorry Kyle.Copy !req
157. I can't think straight right now
and that's such a good question.Copy !req
158. But I'm so mad...Copy !req
159. I just heard one of
those fascist make a gay joke.Copy !req
160. And I'm just beside myself.Copy !req
161. Fuckin' intolerance... blows.Copy !req
162. - What're you doing here?
- I am gonna spit on the appetizers.Copy !req
163. I can't remember which he was eating.Copy !req
164. There's other things
we can do than spit.Copy !req
165. Like what, I love spitting.Copy !req
166. I know but if you just
point him out to me.Copy !req
167. I will take care of it.Copy !req
168. - Hi, Freedom-Tini.
- Straight Old-Fashion regular.Copy !req
169. What I think is more important
is changing the culture of politicsCopy !req
170. I agree a hundred percent. I mean
No more defeatism or business as usual.Copy !req
171. Exactly and that's why I feel
like what we're doing is...Copy !req
172. - really making the difference
- Are you sick?Copy !req
173. It's just a pain-killer.Copy !req
174. You okay, anything broken?Copy !req
175. Ah just my career and my life.Copy !req
176. So I abuse pain-killers
and drink too much.Copy !req
177. Defeatism, I know.Copy !req
178. I'm a liberal, it's
not your problem though.Copy !req
179. So Freedom-Tini and Old Fashion,
their you go.Copy !req
180. - So what're you, an actor or something?
- Was I quit.Copy !req
181. You quit?Copy !req
182. Seemed like the only
dignified thing to do.Copy !req
183. Boy, If you think there's anything
dignified about quitting.Copy !req
184. Well the undignified part comes
when I move back in with my parents.Copy !req
185. Mined if I give you a little advice?Copy !req
186. Sure.Copy !req
187. When I use to feel like quitting
my father would say this.Copy !req
188. Jim Abbott.Copy !req
189. Great man.Copy !req
190. - That's the advice? Jim Abbott.
- Yeah, Jim Abbott, born with one hand.Copy !req
191. He went on to pitch in the majors.Copy !req
192. - You can Tell him about Oscar Pistorius.
- Sprinter, no legs.Copy !req
193. Maybe You've heard of Max Cleland?Copy !req
194. Yes, Didn't let being a multiple amputee,
stop him from becoming a US senator.Copy !req
195. - Of course I disagreed with his politics.
- Me too, but he didn't quit,Copy !req
196. - that's the point I'm trying to make.
- Sure and I've got all parts.Copy !req
197. Right, see it's a choice.
You can chose to be a victim,Copy !req
198. or you can chose
to achieve your goals.Copy !req
199. Freedom of choice.Copy !req
200. And that, is what makes
this country so great.Copy !req
201. Schrimp?Copy !req
202. That's very un-pc
that's not what I meant.Copy !req
203. No, even if you did miss,Copy !req
204. We're not the pc police.
So you don't have to worry about it, you know.Copy !req
205. Freedom of speech, that is what
makes this country so great.Copy !req
206. Why don't you just
go ahead and say it.Copy !req
207. - Say it?
- You're a shrimp, say it.Copy !req
208. - You're s shrimp.
- I know, and that's why I try harder.Copy !req
209. - Jim Abbott.
- Exactly.Copy !req
210. That's right, thank you.Copy !req
211. - Cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
212. - I don't... okay.
- I apologizeCopy !req
213. I just found out I didn't
get the Comedy Central gig.Copy !req
214. - Sorry,
- Making it the fourth thing in a rowCopy !req
215. where they're like,
"you're the girl. " And then zero.Copy !req
216. - Of course that sucks.
- I think Maybe I am gonna quit.Copy !req
217. You should do it,
I'm a quitter, it's fun.Copy !req
218. - You look like...
- One last thing,Copy !req
219. nobody ever accomplished
anything by quitting.Copy !req
220. What if Ronald Regan quit?Copy !req
221. - Quit acting, he did.
- Yeah That's actually where I got the idea.Copy !req
222. I get to shake hands with Arnold.
I need you to take a picture.Copy !req
223. Wait how come you get to shake his hands with ArnoldCopy !req
224. - if we're not allowed to say anything?
- It's different, it's their idea!Copy !req
225. Oh man, what're you gonna think
when you walk into a Soup R' CrackersCopy !req
226. and you see is me shaking hands
with Arnold Schwarzenegger!Copy !req
227. Fuck am doing in a Soup R' Crackers.Copy !req
228. I need a cigar.Copy !req
229. I gotta get a cigar.
These guys gotCopy !req
230. Arnold SchwarzeneggerCopy !req
231. these Don Targas, Cuban cigars.
Best in the world...Copy !req
232. Wait, we're giving the conservative
governor communist cigars?Copy !req
233. It's a free market issue!Copy !req
234. Why not give him the best cigars?Copy !req
235. Because we can't condone
communism, Jeffrey.Copy !req
236. Communism?
Communism.Copy !req
237. Obviously, That's not a message
we want to send to the governor,Copy !req
238. - or to the nation...
- You know what we'll voted,Copy !req
239. Okay, bottom line. We give
a new gift or we'll give him the cigars.Copy !req
240. I don't see why you had
to open your mouth.Copy !req
241. This makes me look bad.Copy !req
242. I am so sorry...Copy !req
243. Henry!Copy !req
244. Smiles, dammit.Copy !req
245. Excuse me,Copy !req
246. is this yours?
You dropped...Copy !req
247. - Yes sorry.
- You know The Yucks?Copy !req
248. - You know The Yucks?
- Yes, I know The Yucks,Copy !req
249. I'm from St. George,
outside Burlington.Copy !req
250. - Oh Weird.
- I saw them a bunch of times.Copy !req
251. - And they're super funny.
- Really?Copy !req
252. Yeah, are you going to Vermont?Copy !req
253. - My husband got a job there.
- Oh, so you're moving.Copy !req
254. Maybe, I don't know.Copy !req
255. What's it like there?Copy !req
256. There he is that asshole
in the argyle.Copy !req
257. He made the gay joke.Copy !req
258. All right,
now the thing with prejudice?Copy !req
259. You just gotta throw it right
back in their face.Copy !req
260. Watch and learn.Copy !req
261. - Hey guys, shrimp puffs?
- Thanks.Copy !req
262. Hey, you know any gay jokes?Copy !req
263. Gay jokes?Copy !req
264. I just... heard you knew
an awesome good gay joke.Copy !req
265. - Yeah, yeah I do.
- Cool.Copy !req
266. So these two gay guys go the fair,Copy !req
267. and one of them says
"let's go on the ferris wheel, "Copy !req
268. and the other says "no, no,
you go, I'm afraid if heights"Copy !req
269. so the one guy goes, and he's going
around and around, but suddenlyCopy !req
270. the car snaps off
and falls to the ground,Copy !req
271. The other gay guy runs up,
and is like,Copy !req
272. are you hurt? "Copy !req
273. And the guy saysCopy !req
274. "of course I'm hurt,Copy !req
275. I waved three times
and you never waved back. "Copy !req
276. Well, guess what.Copy !req
277. I'm gay.Copy !req
278. Really?Copy !req
279. So am I.Copy !req
280. I'm not really gay.Copy !req
281. Everybody listen up, so...Copy !req
282. by a one vote margin, the...Copy !req
283. Cuban cigars
are rejected, unfortunately.Copy !req
284. Can you arrange
a different gift, please.Copy !req
285. - Thank you Jeffery.
- Thanks Jeff.Copy !req
286. Wait a minute. Look at that?
Todd voted?Copy !req
287. - What?
- But todd can't vote.Copy !req
288. Exactly it's a tie.
We gotta a tie.Copy !req
289. And A tie is broken by the vice president
and I am the vice president so...Copy !req
290. That didn't work,Copy !req
291. he's gay.Copy !req
292. What is this jim crow?
I can't believe what I'm hearing hereCopy !req
293. - What?
- That black guys vote doesn't count?Copy !req
294. And that's okay with all of you?Copy !req
295. - Now miss you don't...
- what I don't have the right to speak?Copy !req
296. Because I'm a woman.Copy !req
297. Is that what you're
trying to tell me?Copy !req
298. Hey todd is from Toronto.Copy !req
299. Non-citizens can't vote,
It's in the bylaws.Copy !req
300. - I'm so sorry.
- And since when Is TorontoCopy !req
301. is not apart
of the United States of America?Copy !req
302. Todd why are you even here?Copy !req
303. These people hate you!Copy !req
304. And you gay guy,Copy !req
305. have some self respect.Copy !req
306. They wanna silence
my voice as a woman.Copy !req
307. And if you help them Ron
you are as bad as they are.Copy !req
308. Constance,
I totally understand and I totallyCopy !req
309. respect your voice as a woman.Copy !req
310. - Thank you.
- I just think for now,Copy !req
311. to help us be professional,Copy !req
312. you should just stay back here
work with the food...Copy !req
313. don't talk okay?Copy !req
314. Ron,Copy !req
315. now.Copy !req
316. I need to just...
hey this is a giant step back.Copy !req
317. Damit! Gosh darn fuck!Copy !req
318. Didn't I say nobody's allowed in here,
didn't I say that?Copy !req
319. - What are you doing in here?
- Nothing.Copy !req
320. Roman, this room is off limits!Copy !req
321. I told you, I specifically
told you that. I told him.Copy !req
322. So get out!Copy !req
323. Of the room.Copy !req
324. And I had no idea
Constance was a liberal...Copy !req
325. these are excuses, Ron!Copy !req
326. I don't want excuses.
I want results...Copy !req
327. - I'm so, so sorry...
- Don't apologize,Copy !req
328. don't, don't apologize!Copy !req
329. Let me tell you something, You know what my father used to say me?
When I was just a kid.Copy !req
330. He use to say "Jeffery, there are two
kinds of people" in this worldCopy !req
331. there're achievers and fuck-ups.Copy !req
332. - What do you wanna be?
- I want to be an achiever.Copy !req
333. That's what I thought,
then Do what I say no excuses, okay?Copy !req
334. I need you to get a case of
Daniel Marshall cigars. Made in the USA.Copy !req
335. Replace the Don Targas
with those. Okay? Go.Copy !req
336. If you miss him, we'll mail 'em.Copy !req
337. Daniel marshall...
what do you mean, miss him?Copy !req
338. Roman.Copy !req
339. I swear to god
if you ask me to go out thereCopy !req
340. and apologize to those pigs,
I will stab you in the face.Copy !req
341. Forget about the conservatives.
I need you to run out sand I need you to get meCopy !req
342. a box of Daniel Marshall cigars
as quickly as possibleCopy !req
343. - There for Arnold.
- Do I get to meet him?Copy !req
344. I'll introduce you but you cannot speak.
Okay Go, goCopy !req
345. Not only is this against the rules,Copy !req
346. but you got sauce
on an american flag.Copy !req
347. You know the rules,
what'am I gonna say?Copy !req
348. Don't eat their food.Copy !req
349. Okay that, too.
So that's three things.Copy !req
350. So that's triple probation for you.Copy !req
351. Shit.Copy !req
352. Hey love you.Copy !req
353. Nice.Copy !req
354. So those guys called you a quitter?Copy !req
355. These guys are a bunch
of losers too.Copy !req
356. I don't know, they seem like
a pretty together bunch.Copy !req
357. They're fooling themselves.Copy !req
358. You think all this bullshit
about hard work and achievingCopy !req
359. means something, but it doesn't.Copy !req
360. The universe is completely random.
Particles colliding at random.Copy !req
361. Blind chance.Copy !req
362. So you didn't make it.Copy !req
363. No big deal, it's not your fault,Copy !req
364. shit's random.Copy !req
365. Thanks Roman. I feel a lot better.Copy !req
366. You got it.Copy !req
367. When I'm huge,Copy !req
368. I'm gonna really enjoy
fuckin' with these perverts.Copy !req
369. Mothafucker!Copy !req
370. - Hey Ron, I got the cigars.
- Come on get down, get down!Copy !req
371. Please, tell me you got
the Daniel Marshalls.Copy !req
372. Oh yeah, they had Daniel Marshalls.
The store manager,Copy !req
373. told me to get you these.Copy !req
374. Don Targas from Cuba.
These are the best in the world!Copy !req
375. Take off the labels,Copy !req
376. pour the box into the briefcase.Copy !req
377. Two freedom-tinis.Copy !req
378. I need a bottle of grain alcohol
and a lighter.Copy !req
379. What?Copy !req
380. Just do it and come with me.Copy !req
381. Please.Copy !req
382. Okay, look for dirt. Rocks.
Anything grimy. Ashes.Copy !req
383. Ashes would be good.
Or like cinders or like just dark dust.Copy !req
384. Dark dust would be good.
Ashes would be nice.Copy !req
385. Cinders. Cinders would be...
cinders would be good.Copy !req
386. What are you doing?Copy !req
387. They had this flag, special flagCopy !req
388. from a battle in Iraq.
They wanted to give it to the governor,Copy !req
389. - and something happened to it.
- So what...Copy !req
390. We're gonna get drunk
and desecrate this one?Copy !req
391. What am I speaking
another goddam language?Copy !req
392. The governor's gonna be here
any minute, okay,Copy !req
393. we need to make it look like
this flag has been under fire.Copy !req
394. Tear it up, dirty it up,
bullet holes, burns.Copy !req
395. Give me the booze
and give me your lighter.Copy !req
396. That's when we'd go to these orchards
and pick apples.Copy !req
397. I know it's corny,
but it's just so pretty.Copy !req
398. And the air is all crisp.Copy !req
399. And you get seasons, you know,Copy !req
400. I miss seasons.Copy !req
401. I miss seasons, too.Copy !req
402. And it is really pretty.Copy !req
403. But it's boring right, come on?
It's so boring, it's small.Copy !req
404. I've lived there for 18 years.
I wasn't bore a single day.Copy !req
405. There you are.Copy !req
406. This is Casey.Copy !req
407. I was just telling her
how great Vermont is.Copy !req
408. She's gonna move to Burlington.Copy !req
409. - So, you are gonna quit.
- Her husband got a job there.Copy !req
410. I was just saying how good a place it is
to raise a family and stuff.Copy !req
411. Right, great.Copy !req
412. - We're moving back after graduation.
- No way.Copy !req
413. Actually, we're gonna go to D. C.
I got that internship.Copy !req
414. - What?
- I thought you'd be excited.Copy !req
415. So, when I my internship,Copy !req
416. you were all for family values
and Vermont.Copy !req
417. But now that you have your internship,
it's OK.Copy !req
418. - Seriously.
- We're moving to Vermont, Greg.Copy !req
419. That was the plan, screw D. C.Copy !req
420. - How could you be so selfish.
- It's selfish to work hard and succeed?Copy !req
421. What does your career
have to do with us?Copy !req
422. Family values Greg,
that's what made this country great.Copy !req
423. What the fuck?Copy !req
424. You don't have to run around man.
Don't just stand there.Copy !req
425. Come on Henry,
you could be two things in life...Copy !req
426. You can be an achiever
or you can be a fuck-up.Copy !req
427. - Which one are you being now?
- I'm an achiever!Copy !req
428. Okay, then I am definitely
a fuck-up, and...Copy !req
429. standing here watching you
light a flag on fire in a parking lot,Copy !req
430. I feel kind of okay about it.Copy !req
431. Henry don't be a quitter,
don't be a quitter, do something.Copy !req
432. Do something.Copy !req
433. You can put that one next to you
and Arnold shaking hands.Copy !req
434. - I am so, so sorry.
- You're sorry?Copy !req
435. - You were burning an American flag.
- For Arnold Schwarzenegger.Copy !req
436. And this lighter it's even mine,
it's Henry's.Copy !req
437. - No it's not.
- Liar.Copy !req
438. - What did I say about excuses, huh?
- You're against them...Copy !req
439. - I'm against tham.
- Hate them.Copy !req
440. Excuse me gentlemen,
is one of you Jeffrey Elles?Copy !req
441. That's me.Copy !req
442. Hi, Dan Wisner,
with the governor's office.Copy !req
443. The governor's been held up
on a legislative emergency.Copy !req
444. And won't be able to come,
but I wanted to thank you for...Copy !req
445. Part of our gift for...Copy !req
446. Governor SchwarzeneggerCopy !req
447. Anyone know how to fold this?Copy !req
448. So, no Arnold, right?Copy !req
449. You know being in there,
it was like 1776,Copy !req
450. and I was the janitor
in constitution hall.Copy !req
451. It was...Copy !req
452. - Tt was amazing.
- Well, it sounds amazing.Copy !req
453. So Vermont seemed okay.Copy !req
454. Vermont sounded very okay.
It's very nice.Copy !req
455. I liked it, in you know what,
a family values kind of way.Copy !req
456. It's not really Vermont,
that's the problem.Copy !req
457. - What's the problem?
- My whole thing.Copy !req
458. Like the whole,
"Don't tell me what to do. "Copy !req
459. You know which makes me
automatically very anti-family values.Copy !req
460. You know and then
there's the "If I give up my careerCopy !req
461. "I'd become a weak-willed quitter. "Copy !req
462. Well you see,
that is why I was never a conservative.Copy !req
463. Because you can win with these guys.Copy !req
464. - You can't win with them.
- It's impossible.Copy !req
465. Nearly impossible.Copy !req
466. Do you want my advice
cause you kind of...Copy !req
467. - It seems like you do now.
- I don't want your advice.Copy !req
468. You're a quitter, why would I take
the advice of a quitter?Copy !req
469. - I prefer fuck up.
- A fuck up. Well, fuck up,Copy !req
470. - I already know what you're gonna say.
- Or really? What am I gonna say?Copy !req
471. You're gonna say,
go do the family values thing.Copy !req
472. Go do that, don't become me,Copy !req
473. don't follow this path.Copy !req
474. No, no, no, no, actually...Copy !req
475. I think you should stay.Copy !req
476. Really?Copy !req
477. Naw, just kidding.Copy !req
478. "Terror bird. "Copy !req