1. when you hire a party
down catering team?Copy !req
2. At Party Down, we have
a simple motto:Copy !req
3. It's your party and you
deserve to enjoy it,Copy !req
4. but how are you going to enjoy
the party if you're worried aboutCopy !req
5. whether the shrimp cocktail's
been sitting out too longCopy !req
6. or if there's enough ice or do the
guests think the party's lame,Copy !req
7. or are people stealing stuff, or
going through the medicine cabinetsCopy !req
8. because they're nosy or because
they might find somethingCopy !req
9. that'll give'em a rockin' buzz.Copy !req
10. I used to do that last thing, not anymore.Copy !req
11. Clean and sober.Copy !req
12. Um wow, that that is quite
a motto, mr... donald.Copy !req
13. Ron donald.Copy !req
14. Ron donald, nice to meet you.Copy !req
15. Hey okay no,no, no- why do
they do these things so tight?Copy !req
16. Okay no,no, no. Look at this.Copy !req
17. Clean stick.Copy !req
18. There will be no frowns today.Copy !req
19. Okay leave the frowning to us.Copy !req
20. Hey that should be part of
our motto, what do you think?Copy !req
21. Mr. Donald, you are...Copy !req
22. efficient.Copy !req
23. It seems like you've got your client
feedback card already written!Copy !req
24. Okay people, eyes forward,
we've got a lot to cover.Copy !req
25. Chill, buzz kill!Copy !req
26. - You ain't my moms.
- They'll tear you a new one,t-Copy !req
27. okay people eyes forward.Copy !req
28. - Think I ain't privy to that info?
- Privy.Copy !req
29. Privy to that info.Copy !req
30. That's why they call it
the palisades, bro-Copy !req
31. okay, kyle you really have to
come into that moment.Copy !req
32. You know what gene hackman said to me.Copy !req
33. When we were shooting "lucky lady?Copy !req
34. - He said you should be committed-"
- constance!Copy !req
35. He got a callback on the palisades. Ron, we're running the sceneCopy !req
36. oh hey well, instead of running the scene how about we run some bruchetta.Copy !req
37. Is that...Copy !req
38. okay uh- next thing the
racial sensitivity seminar.Copy !req
39. I took it you guys should take it,Copy !req
40. I learned things that blew my mind.Copy !req
41. Yeah like what?Copy !req
42. "Mexican. " Not offensive-Copy !req
43. constance,Copy !req
44. what are you- what did- what did I say?Copy !req
45. It's their cheese, not our cheese-Copy !req
46. right, so the guest run out of cheese-Copy !req
47. how are you going to feel about that?Copy !req
48. Terrible.Copy !req
49. Right,so, spit it out.Copy !req
50. Last thing,guys, your gonna love this,Copy !req
51. hostess said we could put out the tip jar tonight-Copy !req
52. - oh come on.
- I know what you're going to say-Copy !req
53. yeah, let's take the guaranteed twenty.Copy !req
54. Or, why don't we bet on ourselves?Copy !req
55. Bet on success!Copy !req
56. Because we always lose.Copy !req
57. Uh and maybe we should try harder, how about that?Copy !req
58. Try harder.Copy !req
59. Hey, there he is.Copy !req
60. Henry pollard,everybody, huh.Copy !req
61. Hey okay, come on.Copy !req
62. Yeah henry and I use to sling
devours, back in the day.Copy !req
63. Remember that?Copy !req
64. Before he left to be a big star.Copy !req
65. But now he's back!Copy !req
66. Where's your shirt?Copy !req
67. - I'm sorry.
- Your shirt? Where's your shirt?Copy !req
68. Yeah,yeah, they said white shirt-Copy !req
69. yeah, so a crisp white shirt.Copy !req
70. Crisp, crisp.Copy !req
71. It looks like you've sleeping
in that thing?Copy !req
72. In a forest?Copy !req
73. I'll tell you what, no worries.Copy !req
74. I got a backup in the van.Copy !req
75. Wow, team leader, huh ron.Copy !req
76. Yeah well a lot can happen
in eight years, my man.Copy !req
77. - =www. Ydy. com/bbs=-
YTET-ÅÝÅÝ·ÉCopy !req
78. party. Down.
Season 01 Episode01Copy !req
79. - =www. Ydy. com/bbs=-
Proudly PresentsCopy !req
80. A little rusty.Copy !req
81. Uh yeah probably.Copy !req
82. It'll come back ya.Copy !req
83. Good lord, you haven't changed.Copy !req
84. - no,unfortunately, you though- you look-
- different?Copy !req
85. I know uh, right.Copy !req
86. It's new ron.Copy !req
87. Yeah, the boozing and the drinking
and getting high in the van,Copy !req
88. I'm done with that.Copy !req
89. You know how you were gonna be an actor?Copy !req
90. How you, how you had a dream?Copy !req
91. - Vaguely-
- well, now I have a dream,Copy !req
92. I'm gonna run my own soup r'
crackers franchise.Copy !req
93. What? The all you can eat salad place?Copy !req
94. And soup, they're known for there soup.Copy !req
95. They have salads but they're
known for their soup.Copy !req
96. I was talking to allen, mr. Duck about it.Copy !req
97. Owner of party down, he said
if I make good as team leader,Copy !req
98. that ah, he'll go partners with me-Copy !req
99. god you're just destroying the limes.Copy !req
100. Don't touch anything.Copy !req
101. Watch a pro, okay here we go.Copy !req
102. - Move over...
- really?Copy !req
103. All right, all right, you see this?Copy !req
104. You see the grain?Copy !req
105. The a- I wasn't aware a lime had grain, ron but-Copy !req
106. you have much to learn young jedi.Copy !req
107. The a lime's grain runs north/south.
Nipple to nipple.Copy !req
108. The way you were doing it was like hack,hack, hack-Copy !req
109. I told you three times that
I was at improv that is why.Copy !req
110. You know what that is?Copy !req
111. I will call you back.Copy !req
112. Personal business on company time.Copy !req
113. Which is what?Copy !req
114. - Heartily encouraged?
- Forbidden and you're late.Copy !req
115. For the second time.Copy !req
116. So that's your final warning.Copy !req
117. Who's this? What happened to sage?Copy !req
118. Oh uh- sage was caught doing that thing,Copy !req
119. so he's been let go.Copy !req
120. This is henry pollard.Copy !req
121. - Our new team member.
- So I just wanna be clear,Copy !req
122. sage got five warnings for masturbating in closets?Copy !req
123. - Why do we have to say the word?
- And I'm on last warning alreadyCopy !req
124. even though I've only been late two times?Copy !req
125. Hi casey klein.Copy !req
126. Ah going for your own look,I see.Copy !req
127. Yeah, thought I'd go for a helpful gay pirate kind of thing.Copy !req
128. You don't look helpful.Copy !req
129. Actually,I learned in sensitivity seminar,Copy !req
130. we don't use that word.Copy !req
131. Okay,I mean,I'm not, but we don't
know who-might be, you know-Copy !req
132. - a pirate?
- Helpful?Copy !req
133. Gay.Copy !req
134. Is that little fried chickens?Copy !req
135. Gordon, you aren't wearing that?Copy !req
136. What?Copy !req
137. You look like a homeless person.Copy !req
138. What about the nice pleated
shorts I got you?Copy !req
139. And are you planning on shaving?Copy !req
140. The guests will be here any minute.Copy !req
141. I'm with you, on the shorts,
like the motto says,Copy !req
142. it's your party and you deserve to-Copy !req
143. - yes, excellent-
- oh excellentCopy !req
144. I like that word, use that
word for your feedback card.Copy !req
145. We'll be having video?Copy !req
146. - Yep, getting it.
- Walla.Copy !req
147. Hey look, you're a star.Copy !req
148. Oh, who's the hostess with the mostest?Copy !req
149. I think I'm looking at her.Copy !req
150. We're dancing with a stars,
we're dancing with a starsCopy !req
151. we're all good friends and
we're dancing with the stars huh?Copy !req
152. That's good fun.Copy !req
153. Okay we're gonna stop.Copy !req
154. - We're stars-
- ah stop!Copy !req
155. - Grab some cheese.
- Okay,I can.Copy !req
156. Cut.Copy !req
157. Go for it, dude.Copy !req
158. Sure she's gonna see the creep working her parents' party with your techno cd'sCopy !req
159. and "return to gorm" and realize
you guys are soul mates.Copy !req
160. Oow, in to me.Copy !req
161. Hey, you look a little out of place.Copy !req
162. No kidding.Copy !req
163. Sorry, my bad. I got it.Copy !req
164. Constance, will you get
this man some fried chi-Copy !req
165. some appetizers that's not shrimp.Copy !req
166. Hi,liddy, super party.Copy !req
167. Say hello to my little friend!Copy !req
168. So it'll be a chi-poodle,a labra-doodle,Copy !req
169. or a golden retroodle- I like working with hybrids.Copy !req
170. Because they surprise you.Copy !req
171. Everyday is like having a different dog.Copy !req
172. Hey, beer me.Copy !req
173. I take it you're a regular.Copy !req
174. I don't know who those people are,Copy !req
175. but they're killing my buzz.Copy !req
176. You look familiar to me.Copy !req
177. - You an actor?
- Just one of those faces.Copy !req
178. Ordinary fucking people, right?Copy !req
179. Your henry, right yeah.Copy !req
180. - Roman.
- Hey man.Copy !req
181. What's up? Can I get a sparkling water?Copy !req
182. Nice pleated shorts, right?Copy !req
183. Punching the clock at omni- corp
to make your mortgage on this joint,Copy !req
184. maybe one day buy a ski-do.Copy !req
185. I'd rather shoot myself.Copy !req
186. Yeah well it might be nice to own a house.Copy !req
187. This dump?Copy !req
188. Ordinary fucking people. You know?Copy !req
189. Oh- repo man?Copy !req
190. Nice.Copy !req
191. Me and you are probably the only two
people here that would get that.Copy !req
192. - Perhaps.
- Chardonnay and a g'n T.Copy !req
193. Get what?Copy !req
194. "Ordinary fucking people.Copy !req
195. " Yeah,I know that movie. The guy's brother drowns.Copy !req
196. You idiot, that's ordinary people.Copy !req
197. Yeah.Copy !req
198. Watch this guy, he always thinks cause he's a writer,Copy !req
199. he's the only one who knows anything.Copy !req
200. "That's why they call it the palisades, bro.Copy !req
201. " This's why you can't sell decent script.Copy !req
202. 'Cause everyone is completely stupid.Copy !req
203. No one knows repo man,Copy !req
204. but they'll put this idiot for a show about defensive walls-Copy !req
205. well, it's not about walls.Copy !req
206. That's what "palisades" means.Copy !req
207. Okay, maybe it's not as cool
as your script about worms...Copy !req
208. wormholes.Copy !req
209. You you ever heard of physics?Copy !req
210. A tear in the fabric of time.Copy !req
211. - Roman.
- Wormhole.Copy !req
212. What am I not hearing?Copy !req
213. I don't know,a squid?Copy !req
214. There are other options,I suppose.Copy !req
215. - Music, pronto.
- All right.Copy !req
216. Oh, hey ron do want me to haul
this trash out to the street?Copy !req
217. Naw. There's a compactor in the kitchen.Copy !req
218. They can have one of their mexicans
take it out in the morning tomorrow.Copy !req
219. Ah, white wine, please coming right up.Copy !req
220. Hey,I know you?Copy !req
221. You look so familiar to me.Copy !req
222. I was thinking the exact same thing.Copy !req
223. That kind of face.Copy !req
224. Interesting.Copy !req
225. Milf action, nice.Copy !req
226. The only perk of the job right there.Copy !req
227. "If music is the food of love, play it.Copy !req
228. " I'm way into shakespeare.Copy !req
229. Yeah,I'm an actor.Copy !req
230. You heard of karma rocket?Copy !req
231. - No.
- That's my band.Copy !req
232. And you know,I do some
modeling and stuff too.Copy !req
233. So that's pretty cool.Copy !req
234. So- you're like in the overall handsome business.Copy !req
235. - All right.
- You an actor?Copy !req
236. Ron said you were star of something?Copy !req
237. No,no,no, not really.Copy !req
238. Who's your agent?Copy !req
239. State farm.Copy !req
240. Awesome, they give you some
good auditions and stuff?Copy !req
241. I... don't really act anymore.Copy !req
242. That's cool.Copy !req
243. Um, so what are you doing now?Copy !req
244. bartending.Copy !req
245. Dude, nice.Copy !req
246. Where?Copy !req
247. Here.Copy !req
248. What would I do in burlington,
stand-up comedy traffic school?Copy !req
249. Look,I have to go, okay-Copy !req
250. because you know that I can't talk at work.Copy !req
251. Mike,mike, no!Copy !req
252. Do not come here...Copy !req
253. dammit.Copy !req
254. So I know I don't know you at all, but
could you help me out with something?Copy !req
255. Boyfriend trouble?Copy !req
256. Husband- trouble.Copy !req
257. It's like a bunch of stupid drama, you don't wanna know about,Copy !req
258. but he might come here, and I can't have a scene cause like ron's totally on my ass.Copy !req
259. So if you see a pissed-looking
thirty-ish guy with brown hair.Copy !req
260. I will give a heads up.Copy !req
261. It will give me a sense of
purpose, which I could use.Copy !req
262. Great.Copy !req
263. I really appreciate it.Copy !req
264. New guy I totally forgot your name.Copy !req
265. That's funny, people usually remember it.Copy !req
266. Why's that?Copy !req
267. It's scrotum phillips.Copy !req
268. - Henry.
- Right.Copy !req
269. And you're not even the new
guy. Cause you worked with ron.Copy !req
270. Eight years ago,yes, thank you
for reminding me.Copy !req
271. So, do you act?Copy !req
272. What,I look familiar?Copy !req
273. You do.Copy !req
274. And you smoke parliaments.Copy !req
275. I dabbled.Copy !req
276. Are you?Copy !req
277. A professional waiter?Copy !req
278. I'm not.Copy !req
279. No,no, no,I'm a comedian.Copy !req
280. I figured that my natural hilariousness
would have tipped you off by now.Copy !req
281. Right, right.Copy !req
282. Wait a minute.Copy !req
283. Were you that-? Were you that guy?Copy !req
284. Yes. I was.Copy !req
285. You were, you were I totally that g- that is bananas.Copy !req
286. I remember that!Copy !req
287. I remember you.Copy !req
288. What're you doing working here?Copy !req
289. Well, you remember me from anything else?Copy !req
290. Congratulations.Copy !req
291. And the award for best christmas decorations goes to...Copy !req
292. the wisemans.Copy !req
293. The wisemans.Copy !req
294. We lost.Copy !req
295. Jews.Copy !req
296. Hey congratulations.Copy !req
297. she's so little. Put her in my pocket.Copy !req
298. So the award for "best mailbox," goes to...Copy !req
299. oow us! Us honey!Copy !req
300. We won!Wow, we won!Copy !req
301. To ordinary fuckin' people...Copy !req
302. I'd like to thank my agent.Copy !req
303. My real estate agent.Copy !req
304. That's sherri!Copy !req
305. That's hilarious, she wants to thank her real estate agent.Copy !req
306. And I just wanted to say, thank you,Copy !req
307. the overall improvement in the quality of mailboxes has madeCopy !req
308. such a difference throughout the neighborhood.Copy !req
309. And I think we're all winners,I'm honored.Copy !req
310. Truly, thank you.Copy !req
311. Kyle, jim tower from the palisades we loved your addition.Copy !req
312. We thought it was amazing.Copy !req
313. But I just wanted to call and make you awareCopy !req
314. that we've made an interesting choice for the character,Copy !req
315. we've chosen to take him down interesting avenue-Copy !req
316. I'll call you back,I've gotta go.Copy !req
317. Okay wonderful which hand is it in?Copy !req
318. Huh, which hand,right, left.Copy !req
319. Here's a ron donald spin.Copy !req
320. North/south reverse north/south.Copy !req
321. - East/west.
- Good job.Copy !req
322. Hey, all right, okay.Copy !req
323. Behind the back, north/south.Copy !req
324. Who did that?Copy !req
325. You're not impressed.Copy !req
326. A little higher maybe.Copy !req
327. Fuck,fuck, fuck!Copy !req
328. I totally could be on idol.Copy !req
329. I know,I bet you're awesome.Copy !req
330. But I'm just stuck here.Copy !req
331. Yeah,I mean, this whole suburb trip.Copy !req
332. You know,I wrote a song about it.Copy !req
333. It's called "you stained me" or "mindjail,"Copy !req
334. I haven't decided-Copy !req
335. really? Oh my god, can I hear it?Copy !req
336. that's all I have so far...Copy !req
337. that's awesome.Copy !req
338. God dammit.Copy !req
339. What are you doing in there!Copy !req
340. - What?
- What,hey, hey!Copy !req
341. - Kyle what the hell are you doing!
- Are you outta you mind?Copy !req
342. What were you doing in there?Copy !req
343. Just rubbing something out.Copy !req
344. - Are you crazy?
- That is disgusting.Copy !req
345. No, no!Copy !req
346. Look I was using my stick on your mom this morning.Copy !req
347. She thought it was amazing.Copy !req
348. Mom!Copy !req
349. No, listen to me little girl!I have too much a stake here.Copy !req
350. If you tell your mom,I will...Copy !req
351. just...Copy !req
352. destroy you.Copy !req
353. Simple as that.Copy !req
354. And you.Copy !req
355. We're party professionals.Copy !req
356. Party professionals.Copy !req
357. We make the fun. Do it.Copy !req
358. Okay?Copy !req
359. So, are we having fun yet?Copy !req
360. Oh yeah.Copy !req
361. Betcha this must be a laugh to you.Copy !req
362. Actually it looks pretty appealing.Copy !req
363. I kinda wish I was you right now.Copy !req
364. Come on!Copy !req
365. You did the right thing, being an actor.Copy !req
366. You went for it, you're someone.Copy !req
367. You're not someone who does the same shit day in,Copy !req
368. day out, wearing pleated shorts.Copy !req
369. I wasn't always like this.Copy !req
370. I coulda been you,I was in a band, livin' crazy.Copy !req
371. Know the last time I did anything unexpected?Copy !req
372. Cancun.Copy !req
373. Okay but you know-Copy !req
374. you got a house, yeah you have a family.Copy !req
375. You have a life.Copy !req
376. You know what I'd give for that?Copy !req
377. okay how about we switch?Copy !req
378. You know anything about estate law?Copy !req
379. No.Copy !req
380. It's bummer.Copy !req
381. Yeah.Copy !req
382. "Are we having fun yet?Copy !req
383. " Dude, that's where I know you were that guy!Copy !req
384. "Hey, are we having fun yet?Copy !req
385. " Right, form those beer commercials, that's awesome!Copy !req
386. "Are we having fun yet", remember that's actually the guy.Copy !req
387. See?Copy !req
388. I knew you were someone!Copy !req
389. All right come on let's here it.Copy !req
390. I'd rather not.Copy !req
391. "Are we having fun yet?Copy !req
392. "are we having fun yet?Copy !req
393. " I'm not having fun yet, make it a double.Copy !req
394. You got it.Copy !req
395. the hostess specifically requested, no doubles.Copy !req
396. - One jigger only.
- What?Copy !req
397. I don't you serving them two jiggers.Copy !req
398. - Come on.
- =Ron, what?Copy !req
399. I believe the preferred term is jig-roes.Copy !req
400. Kyle can you watch the bar please?Copy !req
401. Hey man, hey can I help you?Copy !req
402. Naw,I'm looking for um...Copy !req
403. - never mind.
- You her husband?Copy !req
404. her boss's really been riding her today.Copy !req
405. How about you go out front and waitCopy !req
406. and I'll send her out to meet ya.Copy !req
407. Who are you?Copy !req
408. Me I'm nobody.Copy !req
409. I'm just trying to do a good deed today, you know.Copy !req
410. - Okay can you at least quit-
- shit.Copy !req
411. I don't care if you've been calling this is my place of business.Copy !req
412. You are a maniac!Copy !req
413. What do you mean give me a break? Am I not at work right now?Copy !req
414. Cannonball!Copy !req
415. Hey, who's going crazy?C'mon, the water's fine!Copy !req
416. C'mon in!Copy !req
417. Let's cut loose! Let's cut loose,c'mon!Copy !req
418. Oh what?I'm the asshole here?Copy !req
419. I am!I'm the asshole!Copy !req
420. I'm the asshole.Copy !req
421. Oh I get it I'm the asshole here, huh?Copy !req
422. Put your clothes on, gordon.Copy !req
423. No one wants to see your penis.Copy !req
424. No one.Copy !req
425. Well why? Maybe I'll win an award for best cock!Copy !req
426. I'd rather have an award for best cock on my mantle than-Copy !req
427. tidiest lawn or faggiest mailbox, or goddamn christmas lights.Copy !req
428. They better not blink!Copy !req
429. No blinking lights, neighbors!Copy !req
430. No blinky, blinky!Copy !req
431. Ordinary fucking people!Copy !req
432. - Repo man.
- You're already dead!Copy !req
433. You're already dead!Copy !req
434. You're all fuckin' dead!Copy !req
435. All the more pool for me, fucko's!Copy !req
436. - That was jim tower.
- He's so powerful.Copy !req
437. They want to take me to network on the palisades.Copy !req
438. Yes!Copy !req
439. You walk into that room and you seduce them.Copy !req
440. And have a secret-Copy !req
441. but they rewrote the character a little bit. So I gotta rethink-Copy !req
442. so you're not the vulnerable bad boy who's new in town?Copy !req
443. No, no he's still that,Copy !req
444. but now he's got nut cancer and he's doing chemo.Copy !req
445. Dude, you know what you gotta do?Copy !req
446. - What?
- I mean, if want to be real.Copy !req
447. Real's what I'm about.Copy !req
448. Gotta loose your hair.Copy !req
449. Everywhere.Copy !req
450. It's for you art, man.Copy !req
451. Everywhere.Copy !req
452. Head,eyebrows, pube'S.Copy !req
453. Soup to nuts.Copy !req
454. "Are we having fun yet?Copy !req
455. " Or would you prefer we not do that.Copy !req
456. - No I love that.
- You do?Copy !req
457. Look uh- I'm sorry about that,I tried to stop him.Copy !req
458. But, maybe ron was distracted the- spectacle of my humiliation?Copy !req
459. He was not, he was not.Copy !req
460. No, he fired me.Copy !req
461. But I said I'd sue him, so I'm back on final warning.Copy !req
462. - Welcome back.
- Thanks.Copy !req
463. Thanks for trying though,I uh,ICopy !req
464. oh god,I totally forgot your name again.Copy !req
465. I'm sorry.Copy !req
466. Henry.Copy !req
467. Henry, henry yes.Copy !req
468. He got the job in vermont.Copy !req
469. Really?Copy !req
470. So you don't need this job.Copy !req
471. It was nice knowing you.Copy !req
472. No,I'm gonna keep the job.Copy !req
473. For now,I'm gonna keep it.Copy !req
474. Jesus kyle, roman left the message.Copy !req
475. What?Copy !req
476. Hey, there.Copy !req
477. I knew,I knew you.Copy !req
478. Sign here and here.Copy !req
479. And here.Copy !req
480. Wait, wait,I thought I was supposed to fill out the feedback card?Copy !req
481. to get a new card they're all the way out in the van.Copy !req
482. I'll get a new card.Copy !req
483. Dude you totally fuck me in the ass!Copy !req
484. So, you shaved off your eyebrow.Copy !req
485. It's just an eyebrow.Copy !req
486. Listen,I remember I was up for one of the jumpsuit babes in "cannonball 2"Copy !req
487. right after my audition I was hit by a car.Copy !req
488. Yeah I was disappointed.Copy !req
489. But while I was in the hospital,I finally got the chance to read zenCopy !req
490. and the art of motorcycle maintenance and that shit rocked my world.Copy !req
491. So what I'm saying is god never closes a door without opening a window.Copy !req
492. Fourteen dollars...Copy !req
493. fourteen dollars...Copy !req
494. fourteen dollars...Copy !req
495. fourteen dol-Copy !req
496. thirteen dollars and-Copy !req
497. seventy six cents.Copy !req
498. Welcome back, henry.Copy !req
499. - =www. Ydy. com/bbs=-
Proudly PresentsCopy !req
500. - =www. Ydy. com/bbs=-
YTET-ÅÝÅÝ·ÉCopy !req
501. C'mon. Please.Copy !req
502. Just once.Copy !req
503. - Pleeeeeeese!
- No, no.Copy !req
504. Please.Copy !req
505. Are we having fun, yet?Copy !req
506. Yea!Copy !req
507. Oow, what happened?Copy !req
508. party. Down.
Season 01 Episode01Copy !req