1. - POTENTIAL PROBLEM.Copy !req
2. THE PREVIOUS OWNER
OF LOT 48,Copy !req
3. NORQUIST PROPERTIES,Copy !req
4. IS CLAIMING
THE GOVERNMENT SCREWED THEMCopy !req
5. BY ILLEGALLY
SEIZING THE LAND.Copy !req
6. - WELL, I KNOW
ABOUT THIS ISSUE.Copy !req
7. I CALLED THE CITY ATTORNEY
LIKE 50 TIMES.Copy !req
8. HE DIDN'T CALL ME BACK.Copy !req
9. - OH, DO YOU NEED A LAWYER?Copy !req
10. BECAUSE MY FRIEND JUSTIN'S
A LAWYER.Copy !req
11. I'M SURE HE COULD HELP.Copy !req
12. - OH, THAT'D BE TERRIFIC.Copy !req
13. - YEAH, I'LL CALL HIM.Copy !req
14. JUSTIN'S THE GREATEST GUY EVER.Copy !req
15. THE GREATEST GUY EVER?Copy !req
16. - BUT DOES HE DRESS...
THIS WELL?Copy !req
17. BROOKS BROTHERS.Copy !req
18. BOUGHT IT RIGHT OFF
THE MANNEQUIN.Copy !req
19. - RON SWANSON?Copy !req
20. - THAT'S ME.Copy !req
21. - MY NAME
IS GEORGE MACFAYDEN.Copy !req
22. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF SNOWCopy !req
23. IN THE PARKS.Copy !req
24. - I'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT
OF VISITORS RECENTLY,Copy !req
25. THANKS TO A STUPID,
WORTHLESS, NEW PUSHCopy !req
26. TO MAKE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS
MORE ACCESSIBLECopy !req
27. TO THE PUBLIC.Copy !req
28. - THERE IS A DISTURBING
LACK OF BENCHES IN RAMSETT PARK!Copy !req
29. I WANT TO SIT MORE!Copy !req
30. - AND ANOTHER THING I LIKECopy !req
31. IS THE LAYOUT
OF THE HIKING TRAILS.Copy !req
32. - I MADE THIS IN ONE
OF YOUR POTTERY CLASSES.Copy !req
33. IT'S TERRIBLE!Copy !req
34. - THIS IS MY HELL.Copy !req
35. - HEY.Copy !req
36. - HEY!Copy !req
37. - ALL RIGHT, SO TOM,Copy !req
38. HERE'S YOUR CHICKEN
CAESAR SALAD,Copy !req
39. NO DRESSING, NO CHEESE,
NO CROUTONS, NO TASTE.Copy !req
40. - AND NO CARBS.Copy !req
41. - AND FOR YOU, MADAME,Copy !req
42. THE LESLIE KNOPE.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
43. - I CANNOT BELIEVE THE CAFETERIA
NAMED A SANDWICH AFTER YOU.Copy !req
44. THAT IS SO COOL.
- ISN'T IT?Copy !req
45. SALAMI ON PUMPERNICKELCopy !req
46. WITH OLIVE JUICE
AND EXTRA ICEBERG.Copy !req
47. IT WAS THE ONLY SANDWICH ON
THE BOARD THAT WASN'T NAMED.Copy !req
48. I JUST WISH I LIKED IT.Copy !req
49. - SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT
THE WHOLE DAVE SITUATION?Copy !req
50. - OH, I REALLY MISS HIM.Copy !req
51. YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING
TO ENJOY THE MEMORIES.Copy !req
52. - AWW, THAT'S A SWEET
PICTURE.Copy !req
53. - I KNOW, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
54. I ASKED THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
IF I COULD HAVE IT,Copy !req
55. AND THEY SAID NO,
SO I STOLE IT.Copy !req
56. - I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SET YOU UP?Copy !req
57. - OH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT FEELS A LITTLE TOO SOON.Copy !req
58. - I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS THE
BEST WAY TO GET OVER SOMEONE,Copy !req
59. JUST GET BACK ON THAT HORSE.Copy !req
60. - YEAH, MAYBE.Copy !req
61. - I FEEL SORRY FOR LESLIE.Copy !req
62. IT'S REALLY HARD
TO END A RELATIONSHIPCopy !req
63. BECAUSE OF DISTANCE.Copy !req
64. ALTHOUGH THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
WHY I BROKE UP WITH ANDY.Copy !req
65. HE LIVED WAY TOO CLOSE TO ME.Copy !req
66. - WOW, 12:15.
YOU'RE EARLY TODAY.Copy !req
67. - APRIL, THERE'S NO PAPER
IN THE PRINTER.Copy !req
68. - SO?Copy !req
69. - SO THAT'S THE ONE THING
YOU DO.Copy !req
70. - ATTENTION.Copy !req
71. APRIL, STOP DOING THAT.Copy !req
72. - JERRY TOLD ME TO,
SO IT'S SUPER CRUCIAL.Copy !req
73. - MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT,Copy !req
74. AND MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING
IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN WORLDCopy !req
75. IS FINDING ME AN ASSISTANT.Copy !req
76. - YOU GET AN ASSISTANT NOW?Copy !req
77. - YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN ABLE TO HAVE ONE,Copy !req
78. BUT I'VE TURNED IT DOWN
CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY.Copy !req
79. IN THE EIGHT YEARS
I'VE BEEN AT THE JOB,Copy !req
80. I'VE SAVED THE TAXPAYERS
OF THIS CITYCopy !req
81. MORE THAN 150 GRAND.Copy !req
82. BUT NOW, I NEED
THE TAXPAYERS' MONEYCopy !req
83. TO SAVE ME
FROM THE TAXPAYERS.Copy !req
84. POST THIS AT YOUR COLLEGE.Copy !req
85. - THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AD
FOR NOTHING.Copy !req
86. - PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH IT.Copy !req
87. IT'S MY ONLY COPY.Copy !req
88. - LESLIE.Copy !req
89. ANN'S FRIEND, JUSTIN.Copy !req
90. - OH, HEY, YEAH.
OF COURSE. HI.Copy !req
91. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.Copy !req
92. - MY PLEASURE.
NOT A PROBLEM.Copy !req
93. - HAVE A SEAT.
- I SHOULD WARN YOU,Copy !req
94. LAND SEIZURE
ISN'T REALLY MY SPECIALTY,Copy !req
95. BUT I'M GONNA
HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK.Copy !req
96. ANY FRIEND OF ANN'S...
- IS A FRIEND OF MINE.Copy !req
97. THAT'S MY MOTTO TOO.Copy !req
98. - HMM.Copy !req
99. - SO, UM, WHAT
IS YOUR SPECIALTY?Copy !req
100. IS IT LOCKING UP
THE BAD GUYS,Copy !req
101. OR KEEPING THEM ON THE STREETS?
- UM, NEITHER.Copy !req
102. IT'S CIVIL LITIGATION, MOSTLY.
- THAT'S INTERESTING.Copy !req
103. - CAN BE... I'VE GOT
THIS CRAZY CASE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
104. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS
PRODUCT, FIRE IN A CAN?Copy !req
105. - OH, I LOVE
THOSE COMMERCIALS!Copy !req
106. - WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BUY IT.Copy !req
107. IT WILL LITERALLY
BURN YOUR HAND CLEAN OFF.Copy !req
108. - OH, WOW.
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
109. IT IS AN AEROSOL CAN
WITH AN IGNITER AND A TRIGGER.Copy !req
110. IT'S ESSENTIALLY A BLOW TORCH.Copy !req
111. AND, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT,Copy !req
112. IT WAS INVENTED TO WARM UP
BABY BOTTLES.Copy !req
113. - THIS IS MY COLLEAGUE,
TOM HAVERFORD.Copy !req
114. - TOM, JUSTIN.
- HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
115. YOU ARE WEARING THE HELL
OUT OF THAT SUIT, SIR.Copy !req
116. BANANA TWO-BUTTON.Copy !req
117. - OKAY, LET'S GO
INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM.Copy !req
118. I GOT EVERYTHING LAID OUT.Copy !req
119. - WE SHOULD TALK LATER.
- TOM, STOP.Copy !req
120. - YOU ARE VERY ORGANIZED,
LESLIE.Copy !req
121. - YEAH, I AM.Copy !req
122. THANK YOU.Copy !req
123. - I LOVE WHAT YOU DO.
YOU GOT THE COOLEST JOB.Copy !req
124. LET ME GUESS.
THIS IS OUR PARK.Copy !req
125. I WANT TO KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
126. - OH, OKAY.Copy !req
127. WELL, THESE GREEN THINGS
REPRESENT TREES.Copy !req
128. - I COME IN, LIKE,
TWO HOURS LATECopy !req
129. BECAUSE I HAD TO FINISH
WATCHING SWIMFANCopy !req
130. BECAUSE IT WAS... ON.Copy !req
131. AND EVERYONE, LIKE,
JUMPED DOWN MY THROAT.Copy !req
132. - OH, MAN.Copy !req
133. - CAN'T WAIT TILL
MY INTERNSHIP IS OVER,Copy !req
134. SO I CAN GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
135. - WELL, YOU'RE ALL SET.Copy !req
136. FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE.Copy !req
137. - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SELL
YOUR BAND'S CDs HERE?Copy !req
138. - THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA.Copy !req
139. I CANNOT BELIEVE
I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.Copy !req
140. I HAVE BEEN
WRITING A LOT OF SONGSCopy !req
141. ABOUT SHINING SHOES LATELY.Copy !req
142. I TEND TO WRITE ABOUT
WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
143. - OF COURSE I'M GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOKCopy !req
144. AT THESE THINGS,
BUT MY GUT'S TELLING MECopy !req
145. THIS IS NOT GONNA BE
A BIG DEAL.Copy !req
146. YOU KNOW, COMPANIES MAKE BOGUS
CLAIMS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
147. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
BE JUST FINE.Copy !req
148. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BUSY.Copy !req
149. - PLEASE, IT'S MY PLEASURE.Copy !req
150. LEAST THIS STUFF
IS INTERESTING, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
151. YOU KNOW,
IT ACTUALLY REMINDS ME—Copy !req
152. TWO YEARS AGO I WAS IN BORNEO,
OFFICIATING A WEDDING,Copy !req
153. AND THIS ENORMOUS
MEDICINE MAN SHOWED UP,Copy !req
154. AND HE WAS THERE
TO BASICALLY TELL—Copy !req
155. - JUSTIN!
- HEY, KIDDO.Copy !req
156. - HEY.
- HOW YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
157. - I'M GOOD.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER.Copy !req
158. - I KNOW, SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
159. - YOU TOO.
DO YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME DINNER?Copy !req
160. - UH, I WOULD LOVE TO.Copy !req
161. I CANNOT.
I AM SWAMPED.Copy !req
162. - YOU'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY.Copy !req
163. - YEAH.
NEXT WEEK, I PROMISE.Copy !req
164. - OKAY.
- HEY, I'M MARK.Copy !req
165. - OH! SORRY.
JUSTIN, THIS IS MARK.Copy !req
166. THIS IS THE CITY PLANNER.
- OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
167. IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
168. - UH, PLEASURE.
- PLEASURE.Copy !req
169. ANYWAY, LESLIE,
I HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
170. IT HAS BEEN A SUPER PLEASURE
MEETING YOU.Copy !req
171. I AM GONNA GET INTO THIS
OVER THE WEEKEND,Copy !req
172. AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU
ON MONDAY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
173. - OKAY, GREAT.
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
174. - SEE YOU, JUSTIN.
- HEY, TOM, GOOD SEEING YOU.Copy !req
175. - I'VE BEEN THINKING.Copy !req
176. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE
SINCE DAVE LEFT.Copy !req
177. AND I THINK I MIGHT BE READY
TO START DATING AGAIN.Copy !req
178. - THAT'S GREAT!Copy !req
179. - YOU KNOW, I WAS ONLY WITH MARK
FOR ONE NIGHT,Copy !req
180. AND THEN I WAS HUNG UP ON HIM
FOR SIX YEARS.Copy !req
181. I DATED DAVE
FOR THREE MONTHS.Copy !req
182. SO IF I CONTINUE
THAT PATTERN,Copy !req
183. I WON'T BE OVER HIM
FOR...Copy !req
184. 500 YEARS.Copy !req
185. - WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL MAN?Copy !req
186. - HE HAS THE BRAINS
OF GEORGE CLOONEYCopy !req
187. IN THE BODY OF JOE BIDEN.Copy !req
188. - INTERESTING.Copy !req
189. THAT'S A HIGH, WEIRD BAR.Copy !req
190. OKAY, JUST OFF THE BAT,Copy !req
191. THERE IS A COUPLE OF DOCTORS
I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE.Copy !req
192. - ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING,
WHAT ABOUT JUSTIN?Copy !req
193. MEAN, I FEEL LIKE WE
KIND OF HIT IT OFF IN THERE.Copy !req
194. - NO, I DON'T—Copy !req
195. I JUST DON'T KNOW IF THAT
WOULD BE THE RIGHT—Copy !req
196. - NO?
- NO.Copy !req
197. - WHY, IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH HIM?Copy !req
198. - NO, NO, HE'S GREAT.Copy !req
199. HE'S REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY GREAT.Copy !req
200. AND YOU'RE SO GREAT,
OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
201. I JUST—
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
202. IT'S HARD—I CAN'T—
I CAN'T—Copy !req
203. - WHAT IS IT THOUGH?
- I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
204. IT'S JUST I DON'T THINK
IT WOULD BE—Copy !req
205. - I THINK IT WOULD.
NO?Copy !req
206. - NO, I REALLY DON'T.
I'M SORRY, I DON'T—Copy !req
207. - DON'T BE SORRY.Copy !req
208. I MEAN, IF YOU THINK
IT WASN'T GONNA WORK OR—Copy !req
209. - BUT I WILL FIND YOU SOMEONE.
I PROMISE.Copy !req
210. AND HE'LL BE AWESOME.Copy !req
211. I'M GONNA
DO IT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
212. - GOOD, GREAT. YES!Copy !req
213. GO, ANN, GO!
OH, JUST ONE RULE.Copy !req
214. I DON'T WANT TO DATE
A TWIN.Copy !req
215. 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TRICKED
BEFORE.Copy !req
216. - OKAY.Copy !req
217. - YES, I UNDERSTAND
YOUR COMPLAINT.Copy !req
218. I HAVE TO GO NOW.Copy !req
219. PLEASE. THANK YOU.Copy !req
220. - RON SOLO.
- HELLO, TOM.Copy !req
221. - OKAY.Copy !req
222. I WANT TO HELP YOU WITH
YOUR ASSISTANT SEARCH.Copy !req
223. - WHY?Copy !req
224. - 'CAUSE I WAN TO DO
MY BOY RON A SOLID.Copy !req
225. I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,Copy !req
226. AND I WILL FIND YOU
A RELIABLE PERSON.Copy !req
227. - OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD.Copy !req
228. - HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT WAS A MEMBER OF THE PUBLICCopy !req
229. AND NOT JUST A FRIEND?Copy !req
230. - MY FRIENDS KNOW THAT I HAVE
A STRICT NO-CALL POLICY.Copy !req
231. NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND FIND ME AN ASSISTANT.Copy !req
232. - I LEFT YOU THREE MESSAGES.
DID YOU GET THEM?Copy !req
233. - NO, I'VE BEEN
RUNNING AROUND ALL DAY.Copy !req
234. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
235. - I FOUND THE PERFECT GUY
TO SET YOU UP WITH.Copy !req
236. BUT HE'S GOING OUT OF TOWN,
SO HE CAN ONLY DO TONIGHT.Copy !req
237. SO I CAME OVER HERE
RIGHT AFTER WORK.Copy !req
238. - IS THAT HIS BLOOD?
- WHAT?Copy !req
239. OH, DAMN.
NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK.Copy !req
240. - WHO IS HE?
- HIS NAME IS CHRIS,Copy !req
241. AND HE'S AN MRI TECHNICIAN.Copy !req
242. AND HE'S REALLY CUTE AND HE'S
VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT HIS JOB.Copy !req
243. AND I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT YOU
AND HE'S REALLY INTERESTED.Copy !req
244. SO DINNER TONIGHT,
AND HERE'S THE INFO.Copy !req
245. - THANKS.
WAIT!Copy !req
246. HOW IS HE GONNA KNOW
IT'S ME?Copy !req
247. I'LL WEAR A RED ROSE
IN MY HAIR.Copy !req
248. NO, I'LL WEAR
A GIANT, RED HAT.Copy !req
249. NO, I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?Copy !req
250. IT'S GOTTA BE RED.Copy !req
251. - I WILL JUST TELL HIM
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.Copy !req
252. - GOOD CALL.Copy !req
253. - HI, I'M LESLIE.Copy !req
254. ARE YOU CHRIS?
- YEAH.Copy !req
255. - SORRY I'M LATE.
- OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
256. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
257. - OH, HERE, LET ME
TAKE YOUR COAT.Copy !req
258. - OH, THANKS.
- SURE.Copy !req
259. WELL DONE, ANN.Copy !req
260. - I ACTUALLY HEARD THAT.
- WHAT?Copy !req
261. - WELL, I WENT TO WISCONSIN
FOR BOTH UNDERGRADCopy !req
262. AND GRAD SCHOOL.Copy !req
263. GO, BADGERS.
- BOO. INDIANA HOOSIERS.Copy !req
264. - NO, BADGERS.Copy !req
265. - OH.Copy !req
266. IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.Copy !req
267. I'M JUST GLAD
THAT WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN.Copy !req
268. - ANN KEPT GOING ON
ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE,Copy !req
269. AND I JUST HAD TO SEE
FOR MYSELF.Copy !req
270. - WELL, SHE'S MY NUMBER ONE
BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
271. - KIND OF WISH SHE'D TOLD ME
THAT YOU WENT TO INDIANA,Copy !req
272. BUT WHATEVER.Copy !req
273. SO YOU'RE IN CHARGE
OF AMUSEMENT PARKS, RIGHT?Copy !req
274. GOD, THAT'S EXCITING.Copy !req
275. - ACTUALLY,
IT'S REGULAR PARKS.Copy !req
276. LIKE SWINGS AND SLIDES
AND STUFF.Copy !req
277. - STRIKE TWO.Copy !req
278. - YOU KNOW, ISN'T IT FUNNYCopy !req
279. HOW THESE SETUPS
ARE ALWAYS JUST SO AWKWARD?Copy !req
280. - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?Copy !req
281. - UH...Copy !req
282. I DON'T—
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
283. THEY'RE NOT.
FORGET IT.Copy !req
284. - GOD, WAY TO GO, CHRIS.Copy !req
285. DID I JUST MAKE IT AWKWARD?Copy !req
286. - NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T.Copy !req
287. WELL, YEAH,
YOU KINDA DID.Copy !req
288. - LET'S JUST START
FROM THE BEGINNING, I GUESS.Copy !req
289. - HEY, WATCH THIS.Copy !req
290. I WILL NOW EXTINGUISH
THIS CANDLECopy !req
291. WITH MY BARE HANDS.Copy !req
292. - OKAY.Copy !req
293. - GAH,
UHH!Copy !req
294. THAT REALLY HURTS.
- ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
295. - OH, GOD, IT LOOKED SO MUCH
EASIER ON THE INTERNET.Copy !req
296. GOD, I GOTTA BORROW
SOME OF YOUR ICE.Copy !req
297. OH, NO, THANKS,
I'M NOT THIRSTY.Copy !req
298. - WHAT, THE GERMAN?Copy !req
299. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
300. ALL RIGHT, LATER.Copy !req
301. - WHO WAS THAT, JUSTIN?Copy !req
302. - YEAH. WE'RE HAVING LUNCH
TOMORROW.Copy !req
303. - OH, GET OUT.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM?Copy !req
304. - OH, FOREVER.Copy !req
305. HE PRACTICALLY
SAVED MY LIFE.Copy !req
306. HE WAS, LIKE, THE ONLY COOL
DUDE AT MY HIGH SCHOOL.Copy !req
307. - AWESOME.Copy !req
308. DID YOU GUYS EVER DATE?Copy !req
309. - NO, WE NEVER DID.Copy !req
310. HE'S JUST LIKE...Copy !req
311. A REALLY AMAZING PERSON.Copy !req
312. LET'S DO THIS!
MARLEY & ME.Copy !req
313. PUPPIES! PUPPIES, PUPPIES.Copy !req
314. - I KNOW.Copy !req
315. LET'S... WATCH
MARLEY & ME.Copy !req
316. - BRIAN.Copy !req
317. TECHNICALLY,
YOU'D BE ASSISTING RON.Copy !req
318. BUT RON REALLY DOESN'T
DO MUCH GOVERNMENT WORK,Copy !req
319. SO YOU'D REALLY BE
WORKING FOR ME.Copy !req
320. I SEE YOUR RESUME HERE.
EDUCATION, EXCELLENT.Copy !req
321. AWESOME PROFESSIONAL
EXPERIENCE,Copy !req
322. BUT I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
323. I'M INTERESTED
IN REAL WORLD EXPERTISE.Copy !req
324. I GOT A NIGHTCLUB OPENING
TO GO TO.Copy !req
325. WHICH TIE DO I WEAR?Copy !req
326. - I LIKE THE ONE
ON THE LEFT.Copy !req
327. - THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION.Copy !req
328. THE ANSWER IS THIS ONE.Copy !req
329. - DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT ONE EXISTED.Copy !req
330. - I HAD HIGH HOPES WHEN I SAW
YOUR PLUM V-NECK.Copy !req
331. BUT THOSE HOPES
HAVE BEEN DASHED.Copy !req
332. YOU CAN LEAVE.Copy !req
333. - DID YOU EVER SEE
THAT MOVIE, THE MATRIX?Copy !req
334. - YEAH.Copy !req
335. - 99% REAL.Copy !req
336. - SO DO YOU ENJOY IT,Copy !req
337. BEING AN MRI TECHNICIAN?Copy !req
338. - GREAT QUESTION.Copy !req
339. SOMEONE STEPS INTO THE ROOM.Copy !req
340. IMAGINE A MOTHER OF THREE.
MAYBE SHE'S A TEACHER.Copy !req
341. SHE KNOWS SOMETHING'S WRONG,
BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
342. SHE'S SCARED.Copy !req
343. IN LESS THAN AN HOUR,
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
344. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?Copy !req
345. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
346. BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING
AN MRI TECHNICIAN IS...Copy !req
347. I CAN SEE INSIDE EVERYTHING.Copy !req
348. SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?Copy !req
349. IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO LOOK
INSIDE HIS HEAD.Copy !req
350. - WOW.
- I KNOW.Copy !req
351. I MEAN, YOU COULD JUST
LOOK INSIDE THE STEAKCopy !req
352. OR YOU COULD LOOK INSIDE
THIS BUTTERCopy !req
353. OR THESE POTATOES
OR THIS CANDLECopy !req
354. OR THIS BEER
OR THIS FLOWERCopy !req
355. OR THIS BREAD.Copy !req
356. YOU CAN LOOK INSIDE ANYTHING.Copy !req
357. - WELL, IF YOU LOOK
INSIDE THIS BREAD,Copy !req
358. ALL YOU'RE GONNA FIND
IS MORE BREAD.Copy !req
359. - I DON'T KNOW.
I'D HAVE TO DO AN MRI.Copy !req
360. - LOOK.Copy !req
361. THERE'S JUST BREAD IN THERE.Copy !req
362. - YEAH, BUT WHAT'S INSIDE
THAT BREAD?Copy !req
363. COULD BE CHEESE.Copy !req
364. - ANYWAY, IT'S GOOD
THAT YOU FOUND YOUR CALLING.Copy !req
365. I MEAN, I'VE NEVER EVEN
HAD AN MRI BEFORE.Copy !req
366. - WHAT?Copy !req
367. - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
368. - WELL, I'M OFFERING YOU
A FREE SCAN.Copy !req
369. USUALLY COSTS UP TO $2,000.Copy !req
370. I'M KIND OF
SPOILING YOU HERE.Copy !req
371. - WELL, I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS.Copy !req
372. - GOOD.Copy !req
373. 'CAUSE, FRANKLY, I DON'T
WANT TO INVEST IN SOMEONECopy !req
374. WHO ONLY HAS
THREE MONTHS TO LIVE.Copy !req
375. OH.Copy !req
376. - I'M TREATING THIS
AS AN ADVENTURE.Copy !req
377. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE SOMEDAY
WE'LL TELL OUR GRANDKIDSCopy !req
378. ABOUT HOW WEIRD
OR FIRST DATE WASCopy !req
379. AND HOW CREEPY
THEIR GRANDFATHER WAS.Copy !req
380. - TRY NOT TO SMILE TOO MUCH.Copy !req
381. IT'LL AFFECT
THE DIAGNOSIS.Copy !req
382. - WELL, HOPEFULLY THERE'LL
BE NOTHING TO DIAGNOSE.Copy !req
383. - SOMETIMES SMILING
IS READ AS AIDS.Copy !req
384. OH, YOU'RE NOT
ON YOUR PERIOD, ARE YOU?Copy !req
385. - NO. DOES THAT MATTER?Copy !req
386. - WELL, NOT FOR THIS.Copy !req
387. OKAY, IT'S GONNA BE
A LITTLE CRAMMED IN THERE.Copy !req
388. DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT GLASS.Copy !req
389. I MEET A GIRL AT A BAR.Copy !req
390. SHE SEEMS KIND OF INTO ME.
COULD GO EITHER WAY.Copy !req
391. I GET HER NUMBER.
IT'S TWO DAYS LATER.Copy !req
392. WHAT DO I TEXT HER?Copy !req
393. - IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU?Copy !req
394. - NO, ZACK!Copy !req
395. I DON'T TEXT HER,
"IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU."Copy !req
396. I WAIT EIGHT WEEKS,Copy !req
397. AND I TEXT HER,
"WHAT'S CRACKIN'?"Copy !req
398. - YOUR RESUME'S
VERY IMPRESSIVE,Copy !req
399. BUT TELL ME ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
400. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
401. BE AS SUPERFICIAL
AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
402. JUST YOUR BASIC
ASSISTANT STUFF.Copy !req
403. TAKING MESSAGES,
WAKEUP CALLS.Copy !req
404. BOTTLE SERVICE
TO THE SNAKEHOLE LOUNGE.Copy !req
405. CONDOM RUNS.Copy !req
406. COVERING FOR ME IN ANY
LEGALLY-DICEY SITUATIONS.Copy !req
407. - I'M SORRY, WHAT DO I GET
OUT OF THIS?Copy !req
408. - CONNECTIONS.
PLUS 19 GRAND A YEAR.Copy !req
409. MINUS MY 10%
HEADHUNTER'S FEE.Copy !req
410. - I HAVE TO PAY YOU TWO GRAND
IF I GET HIRED?Copy !req
411. - I HAVE A JOB TO OFFER.Copy !req
412. IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS
OF ROB BLAGOJEVICH,Copy !req
413. IT'S A
VALUABLE THING.Copy !req
414. YOU JUST DON'T GIVE IT AWAY
FOR NOTHING.Copy !req
415. - ALL RIGHT, LESLIE,
YOU'RE GONNA STARTCopy !req
416. HEARING SOME LOUD NOISES
AND SEE SOME FLASHING LIGHTS.Copy !req
417. - OKAY.Copy !req
418. - SO YOU NEVER TOLD ME
WHERE YOU'RE FROM.Copy !req
419. - I'M FROM PAWNEE.
- KEEP STILL, PLEASE.Copy !req
420. AND YOU SAID THAT YOUR MOM
WORKS IN GOVERNMENT TOO,Copy !req
421. IS THAT RIGHT?Copy !req
422. - YES, SHE DOES.Copy !req
423. - YOU GOTTA KEEP STILL.
NO TALKING, LESLIE.Copy !req
424. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC
DO YOU LIKE?Copy !req
425. - CAN I ANSWER THAT?Copy !req
426. - SURE. KEEP STILL.Copy !req
427. - ALL KINDS.Copy !req
428. - IT'S VERY IMPORTANTCopy !req
429. THAT YOU KEEP STILL
AT THIS MOMENT, LESLIE.Copy !req
430. I'VE TOLD YOU THAT
1,000 TIMES.Copy !req
431. - DID YOU EVER
BREAK YOUR ARM?Copy !req
432. YOU CAN ANSWER THAT.
HERE, I'LL TURN IT OFF.Copy !req
433. - ONE TIME, I WAS ON MY BIKE,Copy !req
434. AND SOME BOYS
WERE MAKING FUN OF ME.Copy !req
435. SO I CHASED THEM
AND I LOST CONTROL.Copy !req
436. I'M SURPRISED
YOU CAN SEE THAT.Copy !req
437. IT WAS LIKE
THREE YEARS AGO.Copy !req
438. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I TURNED
THE MACHINE OFF FOR THAT.Copy !req
439. YOU NEVER HAD ANY KIDS,
RIGHT, LESLIE?Copy !req
440. - NO.Copy !req
441. YOU'VE GOT A GREAT OVEN.Copy !req
442. - OKAY... TIME TO GO.Copy !req
443. - YOU'VE GOT AMPLE ROOM
IN THERE.Copy !req
444. HONESTLY, IF YOU WANTED TO,Copy !req
445. YOU COULD GO TRIPLETS
RIGHT OFF THE BAT, LESLIE.Copy !req
446. YOU GOT A BIG,
INDUSTRIAL-SIZED OVEN.Copy !req
447. - SO WE'RE DONE, RIGHT?Copy !req
448. - HEY, HOW'S THE DATE GOING?Copy !req
449. - GOOD.
WE JUST FINISHED THE MRI.Copy !req
450. - LOOK, I KNOW I SAID THAT
I WANTED TO GET BACK OUT THERE,Copy !req
451. BUT THIS GUY IS NUTS.Copy !req
452. I DON'T MEAN
TO OFFEND YOU.Copy !req
453. YOU KNOW, I KNOW
HE'S YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
454. - NO, I'M NOT OFFENDED
AT ALL.Copy !req
455. I DON'T KNOW HIM THAT WELL.Copy !req
456. - WHY WOULD YOU THINK
HE'D BE PERFECT FOR ME THEN?Copy !req
457. - WELL, HE SEEMED GREAT.Copy !req
458. I'M SORRY, LES.Copy !req
459. I'LL FIND YOU
SOMEBODY ELSE, OKAY?Copy !req
460. JUST DON'T LET THIS
SOUR YOU ON DATING.Copy !req
461. LIKE, WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IS REALLY HEALTHY.Copy !req
462. SO KEEP THE FAITH, OKAY?Copy !req
463. - YEAH, OKAY.Copy !req
464. - HEY, NO CELL PHONES!Copy !req
465. DON'T TOUCH THAT.
- SORRY.Copy !req
466. - JUST TAKE YOUR HANDS
OFF IT.Copy !req
467. - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?Copy !req
468. - I SET LESLIE UP ON A DATE.Copy !req
469. I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING THAT WELL.Copy !req
470. - OH, NO.
WITH, UH, WITH JUSTIN?Copy !req
471. - OH, NO, THIS GUY
I KNOW FROM THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
472. - WHY WOULDN'T YOU SET HER UP
WITH JUSTIN?Copy !req
473. - I DON'T REALLY
SEE THEM TOGETHER.Copy !req
474. YOU KNOW?Copy !req
475. PLUS, LESLIE JUST GOT
OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP,Copy !req
476. SO I DIDN'T WANT JUSTIN
TO BE LIKE HER REBOUND GUYCopy !req
477. OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
478. - YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
479. LESLIE IS A NOTORIOUSLY CRUEL
AND THOUGHTLESS PERSON.Copy !req
480. - WHY ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
481. - WE'RE NOT.Copy !req
482. - WHAT DO YOU SEE?Copy !req
483. - WELL, IT ACTUALLY
ALL LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
484. YOU'VE GOT A LARGE BRAIN.Copy !req
485. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
486. - YEAH.
NO, IT LOOKS PRETTY...Copy !req
487. HANG ON.Copy !req
488. THAT'S WEIRD.Copy !req
489. - WHAT? WHAT'S WEIRD?
- YOUR BRAIN.Copy !req
490. YOU SEE THAT SHADOW
RIGHT THERE?Copy !req
491. - WHAT—IS THAT BAD?Copy !req
492. - I DON'T KNOW,
I'D HAVE A DOCTORCopy !req
493. LOOK AT THAT IMMEDIATELY,
IF I WERE YOU.Copy !req
494. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?Copy !req
495. - OH, WAIT.Copy !req
496. OH.Copy !req
497. IT WAS LIKE A SMUDGE
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
498. WE ALMOST WHEELED YOU
OUT OF HERE IN A CHAIR.Copy !req
499. - SHOULD WE GO?Copy !req
500. - YEAH, WE SHOULD GO.Copy !req
501. IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TO SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFECopy !req
502. SIPPING A STEAK
THROUGH A STRAW.Copy !req
503. THAT ALMOST HAPPENED TO YOU.Copy !req
504. YOU WERE A SMUDGE AWAY.Copy !req
505. THANK GOD I WAS HERE.Copy !req
506. LOOKS LIKE WE MAKE
A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.Copy !req
507. - I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S
JUST SOMETHING WEIRDCopy !req
508. ABOUT THE WAY
YOU TALK ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
509. - I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN,
THERE WAS DEFINITELY TIMESCopy !req
510. WHEN WE THOUGHT MAYBE
WE WOULD GO OUT SOMEDAY BUT—Copy !req
511. - THAT'S WHY YOU
DIDN'T SET LESLIE UP,Copy !req
512. BECAUSE YOU'RE SAVING HIM.Copy !req
513. - NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
514. - OH, YEAH, YOU ARE.Copy !req
515. - OKAY, FINE, YOU DON'T
HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFECopy !req
516. THAT YOU THINK,
"I DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
517. MAYBE IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT,
MAYBE SOMEDAY—"Copy !req
518. - SO IF I'M LATE
FOR DINNER ONE NIGHT,Copy !req
519. YOU'RE GONNA DUMP ME
FOR DUSTIN?Copy !req
520. - NO, NO, JUSTIN.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.Copy !req
521. BUT IF WE BREAK UPCopy !req
522. OR YOU DIE TRAGICALLYCopy !req
523. IN A CITY PLANNING ACCIDENT,Copy !req
524. AND I WAIT A RESPECTFUL
ABOUT OF TIME,Copy !req
525. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.Copy !req
526. - YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
527. YOU CAN'T SAVE
SOMEBODY FOR THE FUTURECopy !req
528. WHILE YOU'RE
IN A RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
529. EVEN I KNOW THAT.Copy !req
530. - SO DID YOU WANT TO GO
BACK TO YOUR PLACE OR—Copy !req
531. - YEAH, ACTUALLY, CHRIS,
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU,Copy !req
532. BUT I THINK THIS IS GONNA
BE OUR LAST DATE.Copy !req
533. - I GET IT.Copy !req
534. YOU GET YOUR MRI
AND GET OUT, HUH?Copy !req
535. - THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.Copy !req
536. - CLEVER LADY.Copy !req
537. GUESS I'M NOT AS GOOD A TECH
AS I THOUGHT I WAS.Copy !req
538. SHOULD HAVE NOTICED
THAT YOU'RE MISSING A HEART.Copy !req
539. - EW.Copy !req
540. - GOOD-BYE, LESLIE.Copy !req
541. - RIGHT.Copy !req
542. I DROVE US HERE.Copy !req
543. GOODY.Copy !req
544. - DO YOU MIND IF WE PICK UP
MY SON NATECopy !req
545. AT HIS BASKETBALL GAME
ON THE WAY BACK?Copy !req
546. - SO HOW WAS THE BIG DATE?Copy !req
547. - WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS I DON'T HAVE CANCER.Copy !req
548. THE BAD NEWS IS I GOT
AN MRI BILL FOR $2,000.Copy !req
549. - OH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS HOT.Copy !req
550. - I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THE HELL ANNCopy !req
551. THOUGHT WE WOULD BE
A GOOD FIT.Copy !req
552. - OH, YOU SLEPT TOGETHER?Copy !req
553. - WHAT?
NOT SEXUALLY.Copy !req
554. GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU,
TOM?Copy !req
555. - THIS A BAD TIME?
- NO, COME ON IN.Copy !req
556. - JUSTIN!
- WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?Copy !req
557. - SHOULD WE?
- YEAH, LET'S DO.Copy !req
558. - SEE YOU, DUDE.
- SEE YOU AROUND, BROTHER.Copy !req
559. - DOPE PEA COAT.Copy !req
560. I HAVE THE SAME ONE
IN AN EXTRA SMALL.Copy !req
561. - ANDY, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
562. - WELL, WELL, WELL,Copy !req
563. LOOK WHO'S BOTHERING WHO NOW?Copy !req
564. SEEMS LIKE THE SHOE
IS ON THE OTHER FOOT.Copy !req
565. AND THE GUY WHO POLISHES SHOES
IS NOW ME.Copy !req
566. WHAT UP?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?Copy !req
567. - WHEN YOU WERE DATING ANN,Copy !req
568. DID YOU KNOW
THIS GUY JUSTIN?Copy !req
569. - UCK! JUSTIN?Copy !req
570. I HATE JUSTIN.Copy !req
571. ANN WAS SO OBVIOUSLY INTO HIM.
IT WAS SO ANNOYING.Copy !req
572. - RIGHT.Copy !req
573. - I WOULD SAY, IN TERMS OF GUYS
THAT SHE'S IN LOVE WITH,Copy !req
574. JUSTIN'S UP HERE.Copy !req
575. - I'M UP HERE,Copy !req
576. AND THEN
YOU'RE DOWN HERE.Copy !req
577. - WELL, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE THAT I WASN'T CRAZY.Copy !req
578. SO NATURALLY,
I CAME TO YOU FOR REASSURANCE.Copy !req
579. DO ME A FAVOR—Copy !req
580. DON'T TELL ANN
THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
581. - WILL DO.Copy !req
582. ANN PERKINS,Copy !req
583. YOU SHOULD BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
584. WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MARK
IS NOT COOL.Copy !req
585. - WHY ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING TO EACH OTHER?Copy !req
586. YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET IT.Copy !req
587. I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS
WITH YOU.Copy !req
588. - YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG?
- NO!Copy !req
589. - YEAH.
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!Copy !req
590. COME HERE.
THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
591. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
592. - ACTUALLY, I DO
KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
593. EVERY TIME I USED
TO SIT AROUND ALL AFTERNOONCopy !req
594. PLAYING VIDEO GAMES,
WEARING ONLY MY SLIPPERS,Copy !req
595. ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WOULD START
TO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF.Copy !req
596. AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?Copy !req
597. - DIDN'T YOU
JUST EXPLAIN WHY?Copy !req
598. - I WOULD FEEL BAD
ABOUT MYSELFCopy !req
599. BECAUSE I WOULD START TO THINK
ABOUT THIS PERFECT GUY.Copy !req
600. ANY TIME YOU WOULD
TALK ABOUT JUSTIN,Copy !req
601. I DIDN'T FEEL
VERY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
602. THAT WAS ROUGH.Copy !req
603. - WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.Copy !req
604. - MAYBE IF YOU HAD,
I WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT.Copy !req
605. BUT YOU DO KNOW NOW,
SO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.Copy !req
606. IT'S EITHER ME OR JUSTIN.Copy !req
607. - I'M NOT GONNA CHOOSE.Copy !req
608. WAIT, I'M DATING MARK!Copy !req
609. - ARE YOU, THOUGH?
- YES!Copy !req
610. - AH! THAT CLOSE.Copy !req
611. - WOW, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
612. "CEASE AND DESIST;
BURDEN OF PROOF"?Copy !req
613. VERY FORCEFUL LANGUAGE.Copy !req
614. I'M A LITTLE SCARED.Copy !req
615. - CHECK OUT PARAGRAPH TWO,Copy !req
616. WHERE I DROPPED THE F-BOMB.Copy !req
617. - "FRIVOLOUS."Copy !req
618. EXCELLENT.Copy !req
619. - DEFINITELY HAVE
THE CITY ATTORNEY LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
620. BUT THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH
TO DO THE TRICK.Copy !req
621. - WELL, JUSTIN, I JUST—
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.Copy !req
622. - IT'S MY PLEASURE.Copy !req
623. MAYBE I WILL SEE YOU
AROUND SOMETIME.Copy !req
624. - YEAH, I...Copy !req
625. I WOULD LI—WOULD LO—
MM-HMM.Copy !req
626. - I'LL SEE YOU.
- OKAY.Copy !req
627. - BYE.
- BYE!Copy !req
628. - DAMN, HE IS ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
629. WHY DON'T YOU HIT THAT?Copy !req
630. - WELL, FRANKLY, I WOULD
LIKE TO HIT THAT.Copy !req
631. BUT ANN'S BEING A LITTLE
WEIRD ABOUT IT.Copy !req
632. MAYBE SHE'S GOT HIM
ON HOLD.Copy !req
633. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
634. - RONALD, I'VE DONE IT.Copy !req
635. I FOUND YOUR ASSISTANT,
AND HE'S DOPE.Copy !req
636. HIS NAME IS JEAN-RALPHIO.Copy !req
637. JEAN-RALPHIO!Copy !req
638. - BIG "T."Copy !req
639. MR. SWANSON, TWO THINGS.Copy !req
640. ONE, IT IS AN ABSOLUTE HONOR
TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
641. TWO, WHO IS THAT HOT
INTERN CHICK OUT THERE?Copy !req
642. BECAUSE, HONESTLY, DAAAAMN!Copy !req
643. - UH, TAKE A SEAT.Copy !req
644. - RIGHT HERE.
- HERE WE GO.Copy !req
645. - SO, JEAN-RALPHIO...Copy !req
646. - YOU GOT HIM RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
647. LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP.Copy !req
648. - WHY DO I WANT YOU
AS MY ASSISTANT?Copy !req
649. - FOR STARTERS,
ACCESS TO THE ILLEST CLUBS.Copy !req
650. AND THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS.Copy !req
651. I WILL WORK FOR YOU.
I WILL BE ON YOU, 24/7.Copy !req
652. I'LL BE LIKE YOUR FAMILY.Copy !req
653. I'M HERE WHEN YOU GET HERE
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
654. SURE ENOUGH, I'LL BE THERE
TUCKING YOU INTO BED AT NIGHT.Copy !req
655. DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT GAY.
DO WE HAVE QUESTIONS?Copy !req
656. - I THINK OUR ONLY QUESTION
IS WHEN CAN YOU START?Copy !req
657. - RIGHT NOW.
LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
658. - THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.Copy !req
659. WE WILL TALK.Copy !req
660. - COOL.
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
661. HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HIT ME UP
ON FACEBOOK ANY TIME,Copy !req
662. DAY OR NIGHT—
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?Copy !req
663. - TAKE CARE, BUDDY.
- BOOM.Copy !req
664. - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF YOUR NEW ASSISTANT?Copy !req
665. - I WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
SO BAD RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
666. - WHAT?Copy !req
667. OKAY.Copy !req
668. MESSAGE RECEIVED.
I'LL KEEP LOOKING.Copy !req
669. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
670. BRING ME THE OPPOSITE OF HIM.Copy !req
671. - TELL ME WHAT ANN DID WRONG,
PLEASE.Copy !req
672. I NEED TO KNOW.Copy !req
673. - NOTHING.
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.Copy !req
674. - WHAT KIND OF MUSIC IS THIS?Copy !req
675. - IT'S ROCK AND ROLL,
MY FRIEND.Copy !req
676. THE KIND THAT STICKS
IN YOUR BRAIN.Copy !req
677. LOUD, FAST, SMOOTH,Copy !req
678. HANDSOME ROCK.Copy !req
679. - THAT BAND IS REALLY
BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
680. THEY'RE NUMBER ONE
ON iTUNES.Copy !req
681. - OKAY, I'LL TAKE ONE.Copy !req
682. - YOU ARE AMAZING.Copy !req
683. I LIKE WHEN YOU
HANG OUT HERE.Copy !req
684. - I WANT TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT.Copy !req
685. - REALLY?Copy !req
686. YOU HATE IT HERE.Copy !req
687. - SO DO YOU.Copy !req
688. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO TO ANY MEETINGS.Copy !req
689. IF ANYONE COMES TO SEE YOU,Copy !req
690. I'LL SCARE THEM AWAY.Copy !req
691. - WAIT, APRIL.Copy !req
692. IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN THESE TWO TIES...Copy !req
693. - YOU'RE HIRED.Copy !req
694. - I JUST FIGUREDCopy !req
695. I MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID
FOR BEING HERE.Copy !req
696. - HI.
- HEY, I WAS JUST CALLING YOU.Copy !req
697. - HERE.Copy !req
698. - THIS IS A PRESCRIPTION
FOR DENISE DOGAN.Copy !req
699. - OH, MY GOD,
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
700. I'M SO OUT OF SORTS.Copy !req
701. HERE.Copy !req
702. - PORTER'S GRILL AT 7:00.Copy !req
703. - JUSTIN'S GONNA
MEET YOU THERE.Copy !req
704. I'M SORRY CHRIS
WAS SUCH A JERK.Copy !req
705. YOU DESERVE
WAY BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
706. - IF THIS SITUATION IS WEIRD,
OR IF YOU FEEL WEIRD—Copy !req
707. - IT'S NOT WEIRD.Copy !req
708. YOU GUYS WILL REALLY
LIKE EACH OTHER.Copy !req
709. - THANKS.
- I GOTTA RUN.Copy !req
710. I HAVE ANOTHER STOP
ON THE PRIDE-SWALLOWING TOURCopy !req
711. OF CITY HALL.Copy !req
712. - GO GET 'EM.Copy !req
713. - THAT'S WHERE
I NEVER FIND THINGS.Copy !req
714. - HEY.Copy !req
715. - HI, ANN.Copy !req
716. - SO I JUST SET UP JUSTIN
AND LESLIE.Copy !req
717. AND I'M SORRY.Copy !req
718. I RENTED DISTRICT 9Copy !req
719. IF YOU MAYBE WANTED TO SPOIL
THAT FOR ME TONIGHT.Copy !req
720. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
721. - DARK ENDING, RIGHT.Copy !req
722. - I'M BACK ON THE HORSE.Copy !req
723. AND THIS HORSE IS A LAWYER,Copy !req
724. SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO RIDING HIM.Copy !req
725. NO, WAIT.Copy !req
726. - TEN MONTHS AGO,
SHE WAS AN INTERNCopy !req
727. WHO COULD GIVE A C-R-A-P
ABOUT LOCAL GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
728. NOW, SHE'S OUR
NEWEST EMPLOYEE.Copy !req
729. TO APRIL.Copy !req
730. CHEERS!Copy !req
731. - YAY.Copy !req
732. - JERRY, COME AND CELEBRATE.Copy !req
733. - NO, THANKS.Copy !req
734. - WELL, EVERYBODY,Copy !req
735. LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
736. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
737. - I WANT TO TALK TO RON
ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY DESK.Copy !req
738. - JERRY...Copy !req
739. YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE
AN APPOINTMENT.Copy !req
740. - OKAY, HOW ABOUT NOW?Copy !req
741. - RON'S NOT HERE.
- HE'S RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
742. I-I CAN SEE HIM.Copy !req
743. - I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN HE'S AVAILABLE.Copy !req
744. - ATTA GIRL.Copy !req