1. Knopey, my girl,
wuddup?
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2. I just farted.
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3. Oh, Jeremy. I truly thought that I would
never have to interact with you again.
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4. I missed you, too.
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5. The city council is voting
on whether to rezone
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for commercial use.
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7. If I win, stupid Gryzzl and stupid
Ron can't build anything there,
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8. and then
I'm sitting pretty.
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9. Sadly, the deciding vote is
from my old city council mate,
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10. and human equivalent of gas station sushi,
Jeremy Jamm.
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11. Is there something
different about you?
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12. What you are noticing is the swagger
of a man who is in a pretty steamy relash.
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13. This bull has been tamed.
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14. Well, congratulations. And
I insist you do not elaborate.
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15. So, I am here to talk to you about why
you should vote "No" in the zoning issue.
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little chica.
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18. I need to ask my girlfriend
how she wants me to vote.
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19. Why?
Who's your girlfriend?
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21. Tammy.
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22. Wow. Jamm and
Tammy! "Jammy."
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23. Jammy.
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25. When did you.. . Why would either one of you,
you know...
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27. Hit it off at karaoke.
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Gangsta's Paradise,
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door guy.
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a bunch of purses.
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31. And the rest is history.
A bunch.
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32. Bottom line,
I'll vote however Tammy wants me to.
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No big deal.
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to destroy Ron Swanson.
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I'm still here actually.
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36. Wait a second.
This is great news.
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37. Because Ron is
my opponent in this.
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38. And you live
to torture Ron.
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39. Vote for me so that
you can screw Ron over.
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40. Maybe you're not a
blonde bimbo after all.
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41. Thank you. Well.
Let me mull it over.
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I'm aligning myself with terrible people,
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43. but think of all the wonderful people
who will benefit from a national park.
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trust my opinion
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to gain by being right,
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47. and I have severe tunnel
vision about achieving my goals.
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48. Whoa! "Executive Director, Regional
Affairs." April, congrats on the new job title.
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It's a huge step up from
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50. "Regional Affairs Director."
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51. So, for the Pawnee
bicentennial,
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52. we're doing a walk of fame
of notable Pawnee citizens,
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54. I just wanted to invite you
to the ceremony today
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55. because I know you love her,
inexplicably.
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56. Great pick. She's insane.
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57. Joan has always been
kind of a train wreck,
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58. but the last three years,
she's gone off the deep end.
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59. She did a string
of shows from rehab.
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61. you were a successful attorney
from Wilmington, Delaware.
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rock bottom.
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to be anonymous.
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in her audience a car.
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all had to fight for.
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where she called all of her ex-boyfriends
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a washing machine.
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then who did?
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I hope she's my real mom.
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Tom Haverford,
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71. "is making quite a splash
in the culinary world,
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72. "and we expect even bigger
things from him in 2018."
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culinary mean?
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for celebration.
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75. Round of drinks for everyone,
on the house!
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parm and a lasagne on the side.
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On the house!
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79. That's the fourth
engagement this month.
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80. I'm tired of being an
"Entrepreneur/bachelor."
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82. Are you bummed, Tom? Hey,
I got a quick fix for that.
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83. Let's get hammered.
Everything here is free.
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84. Ron.
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85. Miss Knope.
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coming along?
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in my experience with capitalism,
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in exchange for their goods and land.
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you are one.
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90. We will now hear arguments
about the Newport property.
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91. First, on behalf of Gryzzl,
Mr. Ron Swanson.
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When you vote tomorrow,
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93. we believe you should vote to
rezone the land for commercial use.
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94. Well, I'm convinced.
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95. Tomorrow,
I'm voting for Gryzzl. What?
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a chance to say my plan.
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had a plan?
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100. Adolf Hitler!
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102. It's a stache thing.
Stache bros.
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We're done here.
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105. What the hell
just happened?
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congratulations.
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for not being able to
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of your requests.
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109. For example,
we couldn't get a bottle of Chateau Marmont
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110. because it's a hotel
in Los Angeles, not a wine.
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111. Well, did you at least
get Buddy Holly to sing?
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112. No, because he's been
famously dead for 60 years.
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113. What? Hi, Joan. Hi,
my name is April.
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114. And I'm your biggest fan and
I pretty much hate everyone.
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ninth memoir for me?
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116. Well, it would be my pleasure.
You said your name was Glenn?
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117. Yes, I did.
That's pretty.
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118. "Genius A'flame Joan
A Portrait In Words
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119. "Game Of Joans"
by Joan Callamezzo.
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120. "I threw the hot soup
right in her face.
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121. "It turned out she was
not my waitress.
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122. "But I think
my point was made."
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123. "And that's when I knew Karl
Malone was not the father."
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124. "I estimate that 40% of all pop
songs were written about me."
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125. "I broke up the
Backstreet Boys both times.
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126. "And I would do it again
in a heartbeat."
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127. "My uterus is eight inches
flaccid"
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128. "I once fell asleep while falling out the
window of Mr. Belvedere's apartment."
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129. "I have Randy Quaid's
email address."
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people of Gotham.
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she's in Batman.
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"Joan, how do you do it?"
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136. I've known what I've wanted
to do since I was 10 years old.
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137. That is the key
to living a good life.
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138. If you don't absolutely love
what you do with a true passion,
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in doing it at all?
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should have a purge night.
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142. Let me explain why.
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143. Do I even like my job?
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first person ever
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and notoriety, but still feel empty.
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146. I need someone
to share my life with.
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147. What if your future wife is
somebody that you already know?
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148. Let's open
your Gryzzl page.
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149. What about her? She's cute.
Date her. That's my cousin.
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150. How about her? That's my
dad! What's wrong with you?
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151. I'm drunk,
okay? Why are you only friends with your family?
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152. Oh, look, you got a message from
somebody named Lucy in Chicago.
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Yeah, we used to date.
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154. I was super into her.
No, that's not it.
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155. Was she in
Destiny's Child?
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156. "Hey Tom, saw the
article, you boss!
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157. "Let's catch up soon.
Miss you."
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158. Do you realize
what's happening?
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159. We've been sitting here searching
for your soul mate this whole time
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160. and then Lucy just
Gryzzl-texts you out of nowhere?
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161. It's a sign! And we have to
catch it. We are going to Chicago.
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you're saying right now.
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164. 'Cause it's the smartest
idea anyone's ever had!
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165. Let's go!
Yeah!
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166. Ron! What did you do?
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167. I delivered a flawless presentation
and secured tomorrow's vote.
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168. No, you got all sneaky and snuck around
and snooked that vote away from me.
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169. And I know this because earlier
I sneaked and snooked around
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170. and Jammy was
supposed to vote for me!
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171. The snooker has become
the snorked!
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173. She's near.
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Tammy.
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175. So, you two
are together now.
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176. My condolences
to both of you.
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to vote for me.
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178. Leslie, I would never
do anything to help you.
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against me and Ron.
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180. You're a big part of the reason
that he and I aren't together,
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for this placeholder.
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182. I love you so much.
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Ron you could actually win him back?
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184. Yeah. That's right.
Did it work, baby?
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with gratitude?
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186. You two more than deserve
each other. Good luck.
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187. The vote is tomorrow.
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188. If I don't get Jamm out from Tammy's clutches,
I'm doomed.
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189. It's like rescuing
a bunny from a lion.
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190. But that lion is a demonic
sociopath with really nice cleavage.
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191. Hey, buddy. What's the happs?
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192. Hey,
Knopey. I'm just doing a little wood work in here.
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I've gotten real good.
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Ron is also a woodworker.
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196. Small world.
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197. Hey, no hard feels
about yesterday, right?
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198. Hard feels?
What are you, crazins?
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199. It was so great to catch up. I was
thinking maybe we grab lunch, bestie?
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200. Lunch? Yeah, I'm not having
lunch with you, Knope.
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203. We got to be real
careful. I think Tammy bugged my office.
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204. Just loudly say
that you're leaving.
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205. Well, that's disappointing!
I guess I'll leave now!
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206. Sell it.
Through the door I go!
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207. Creek. Slam. Klip, klop.
Klip, klop. Klip, klop.
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208. Yeah, that's right,
you get out of here!
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209. Okay, I'm far away.
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210. Yeah, I can see you're
out of my office now.
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211. Oh, my God,
what are we doing? Let's go.
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where the hell are we? Chicago.
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214. That'll be $830.
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Oh, awesome.
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We're going back home.
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217. No way. Pay me.
And get the hell outta my cab.
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Lucy works.
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the cabbie the address.
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dumb decisions when I'm drunk?
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adopt a pot-bellied pig.
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225. Hampton. I loved him.
I miss him too.
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let's go home.
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227. What? No. We came all this way. Tom,
we should at least say hi.
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to someone for five years
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where they work in a different city.
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230. That's what murderers do
before they murder someone.
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What are you doing here?
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murder me, are you?
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remember me?
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me find a place to live.
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he was like,
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241. "Let's go say hi to Lucy since
we're already here in Chicago."
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Chicago Bulls.
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at a non-profit.
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I got some stuff I gotta do in the office,
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me here in an hour?
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Chicago deep dish pizza.
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Bears. And.. . No.
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doing that.
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April. How's it going? Fine.
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passion and doing what you really love
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internship at the parks department,
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to do a bunch of stuff,
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director of regional whatever,
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what it means.
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myself if I even really like it.
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what is my purpose in life?
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I have to quit.
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toad and go on a vision quest.
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okay?
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passionate about?
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Drinking from the toilet.
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test I sometimes take for fun
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get "astronaut."
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279. Ugh! That is the nerdiest
thing I've ever heard.
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See what you get.
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if I get "astronaut"?
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eat lunch? In a steakhouse?
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irritable bowel syndrome?
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that I know that.
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on the old plumbing.
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to eat steak and whiskey.
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just to keep me honest.
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290. Well, that's love for you.
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291. Smooth.
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relationship is that healthy.
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293. I mean it seems like Tammy
is trying to turn you into Ron.
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294. And you're Jeremy Jamm!
I mean, come on.
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and spiked iced tea.
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Hooters platinum card.
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297. Yeah. Tammy doesn't really
let me do that stuff anymore.
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you know? I'm better now.
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and I'm constantly sick,
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me joy. But it just feels right.
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Oh, boy.
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Knope. I used to be so great. Remember?
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Well...
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than I thought.
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She has broken you.
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get away from her.
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have a bunch of kids.
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No.
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in a bunker in El Salvador. Yeah.
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look at that. More hair came out.
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best suited to is...
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you stumped the computer.
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and ask people riddles before they cross.
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what Joan said at the ceremony?
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stripping if no one pays you?
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But no.
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be on TV when she was 10.
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when you were 10?
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may just be biodegradable plastic.
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I think. No.
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Welcome. I'm Dan.
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And I'm scared of death.
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in learning what you do.
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People are dying to get in.
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331. Come on,
come on. We'll start down at the cadaver chute!
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Come on!
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I think you're really gonna like it here.
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in a really great mood now
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winning the series.
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It seems really nice.
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miss Pawnee, though.
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for or yin' out loud.
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sounds like it's really changed.
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340. Oh, yeah. There's a ton
of new businesses.
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341. Gryzzl came in,
they gave everyone
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and Wi-Fi and phones.
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anywhere!
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to go back, you know.
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liked it there.
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missing Pawnee now.
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I making the right decision?
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calling a temporary truce.
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break up Jamm and Tammy.
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Jamm to switch his vote.
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for Morningstar?
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might be the only one who can help him.
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saving someone's soul.
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Monsters do not have souls.
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Monsters, Inc. ?
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Damn it, Ron!
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once in a while!
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what happened to you?
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face? The hunched-over misery?
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still crazy eyes?
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and defend this miserable person!
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This is a gold bar.
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in your desk?
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this gold bar
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thing about Tammy.
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to keep the gold?
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the code is the same as that of the battlefield.
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no man behind.
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yourself against chemical warfare.
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by the Geneva Convention.
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deprogramming kit
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victim to her again.
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382. First,
this is a chastity belt that I made by hand.
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383. It might be a couple sizes too big for you,
but you can just pad it.
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to cut out all sex.
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the deed yet.
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against her leg sometimes.
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388. Well, all the more
reason to wear it.
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389. She knows she has that card left to play,
and you best believe she will.
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390. We're also gonna
try a Pavlovian technique.
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391. Ron is holding
Tammy's perfume, Girth.
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392. Oh.
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393. It smells good.
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394. Again.
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395. Tammy. How many times
are we gonna do this?
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396. Until the bottle
is empty. Again.
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397. Tammy...
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398. Tammy can't save you now!
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399. Where is she? I want her!
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400. Again.
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401. Twice.
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402. Tam... No!
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403. It's going well so far
but it's too early to tell.
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404. He was pretty far gone.
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405. Hopefully, we get
a body in today
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406. so I can show you guys
the really fun part.
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407. Draining! Oh,
God! I hate this so much.
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408. Cool. Can I touch
a dead body?
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409. Whoa! Slow down,
eager beaver!
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410. That doesn't happen
for at least a year.
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411. Why? How did you become a
mortician? Can't I just sign up?
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412. Oh, gosh, no!
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413. You need two years of school
and a year-long apprenticeship.
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414. The first few years are
mostly paperwork and filing.
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415. Why is every job
just paperwork?
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416. Hey, it's a living.
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417. Get it?
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418. Right. 'Cause we're
surrounded by death. This is fun.
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419. Yeah. I think
we're gonna go, Dan.
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420. The reality of your life
is incredibly depressing.
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421. I'm just gonna stay at my current job
until I get old and die and then end up here,
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422. being embalmed
by some weirdo
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423. who had to go to school for three
years just to cut my guts open.
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424. Let's go.
Oh, thank God!
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425. Okay, have a good one.
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426. I gotta say,
hanging out with Lucy's been so fun.
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427. She's the best. And I love
that she's buying us stuff!
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428. Dude, make your move.
Ask her out.
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429. I dunno, she lives here.
How would it even work?
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430. Life is about taking risks.
Look at me, Tom.
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431. I'm moving to Chicago!
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432. It's just us right now. Do you
really think you're moving here?
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433. One XXL, one kid's XL.
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434. Hey! You remembered
my size! Yeah.
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435. Thank you.
You're welcome.
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436. Hey, Lucy, can I
ask you something?
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437. Of course, what's up? I was
wondering would you wanna maybe...
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438. Come work for me
in Pawnee?
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439. I got the company and it's growing so fast,
I can't do it all myself.
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440. And I need a manager,
and you're a perfect candidate.
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441. Wow, really?
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442. That does sound
kinda awesome.
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443. And it'd be super fun
to work with you.
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444. I mean, I'd have to talk to
my boyfriend about it first, but...
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445. Yeah, of course!
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446. This is all perfect,
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447. and everything's worked out
just as I'd hoped.
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448. Hey, this is why they
call it Beantown, huh?
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449. Okay. We're gonna
do some scenes
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450. and demonstrate ways
that you can resist Tammy.
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451. I will play Tammy,
Ron will play you.
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452. "Hey there, horsey.
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453. "Time to mount up and
ride on into Bonertown.
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454. "What do you say we get stanky
in that pet store bathroom, Jamm?"
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455. Hmm? Huh?
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456. Do it. "There will be no sex today,
Tammy."
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457. Oh!
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458. "Instead, why don't you go into the pet
store and feed yourself to the snakes?
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459. "To hell with you
woman, goodbye."
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460. "Hey, ya big hunk
of wiener meat.
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461. "I've got forty hand towels,
some energy bars, and a Chinese finger trap.
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462. "Let's get gross."
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463. "This gambit has failed. To hell with you woman,
goodbye."
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464. What are you wearing? It's a
crotch blinder of my own design.
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465. In this scenario,
she will be coming at you pants-less.
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466. Okay, the doors are locked,
windows secured,
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467. there is no way
Tammy's getting in here.
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468. "Jamm! Strip down,
you sex maggot!"
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469. And hold!
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470. What was your mistake?
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471. You didn't check
the armoire.
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472. Tammy once camped out in my
attic for six days awaiting my arrival.
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473. She survived on rats and
rainwater. Let's run it again!
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474. Well, no offense,
but you kind of pooched it today.
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475. No, I didn't.
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476. She has a boyfriend,
she wouldn't have gone out with me anyway.
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477. I came here to find a love partner,
and instead I found a business partner.
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478. You know who else started off
as business partners?
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479. Ben and Jerry.
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480. They now have
over 1,000 flavors.
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481. The greatest of which,
might I add, is Chunky Monkey.
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482. So to answer your
question, yes.
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483. Yes, we should go get
Ben & Jerry's right now.
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484. No, we're gonna miss
our flight. Taxi!
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485. Don't you see the connection?
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486. Lucy's great, we're gonna work together,
she has a boyfriend, end of story.
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487. It's not end of story.
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488. I watched you guys today
and there is a spark.
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489. A real magic like when walnuts
meet chocolate inside of ice-cream.
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490. Tom, let's go!
No, get in the cab.
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491. Ben & Jerry's.
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492. Airport, please.
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493. Go without me! I'll meet
you there! Ben & Jerry's!
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494. Okay, be strong, be direct.
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495. Be quick and merciless.
Leave no room for debate.
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496. Don't forget, you're Jeremy Jamm,
you drive a yellow sports car,
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497. you have a golf club cover
shaped like a boob.
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498. You say "marg" instead
of "margarita."
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499. Yeah, I invented that.
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500. Sure you did, buddy.
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501. Let's go.
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502. Hey, Jerebear.
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503. What are you doing
with these two jabronis?
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504. Tammy, I've given this a lot of
thought. We should break up.
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505. What's the matter,
little boy?
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506. Did the bad people
get to you?
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507. They just made me realize
how unhealthy this is.
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508. Literally. All the steak and whiskey,
I have to wear a diaper.
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509. That's
'cause you're my widdle baby!
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510. We drilled you
on this, Jamm!
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511. Baby talk,
what do you do?
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512. I'm not a baby!
I'm a big boy!
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513. Yeah, okay. Well,
that wasn't terrible.
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514. Don't listen to Leslie,
she's just trying to manipulate you.
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515. All she cares about is
herself and I can prove it.
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516. How's this, Leslie?
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517. You leave us alone,
and we swing the vote to you.
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518. Help you get your park.
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519. No. Nice try.
Stay strong, Jeremy.
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520. It's over, Tammy.
Tell you what.
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521. It's been long enough.
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522. What do you say we consummate
our relationship tonight?
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523. Huh?
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524. Let's do it.
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525. And the last card
is played.
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526. What are you doing?
This is a library!
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527. Do you see what's
happening here?
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528. Ron. I need that
crotch blinder!
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529. No, you don't.
Just end it.
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530. Look at my boobs.
No.
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531. Look downstairs.
No.
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532. There's a prize inside for you. It's over,
Tammy.
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533. What?
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534. To hell with you, woman.
Goodbye.
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535. How dare you?
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536. Are you kidding me?
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537. You'll be back.
They all come back!
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538. They call come back!
Well done, Jeremy.
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539. Turns out the crotch blinder
was inside you all along.
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540. Come on,
everybody! Who wants to get it on? I'm naked.
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541. Donna, what do I do?
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542. If working around corpses isn't even right for me,
then nothing is.
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543. I feel totally lost.
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544. Saturn's Return.
What?
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545. Saturn's orbit around the sun
takes roughly 29 years,
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546. and when it gets back to where
it was when you were born,
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547. lots of turmoil,
self-discovery.
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548. When I was your age,
I got banned from every riverboat in Germany.
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549. Donna. April.
What're you up to?
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550. Oh, you know.
Just regionally directing
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551. the Midwest whatever
of who cares.
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552. It's amazing. Wanna watch?
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553. I fill out these forms like
this and then I put it here.
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554. Then I take it
and I bring it over here.
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555. Can you believe that
they pay me for this?
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556. Because, don't say anything,
but I would do this for free.
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557. Jeez!
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558. I do miss you, Terry.
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559. Let me get you
some napkins.
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560. April. You looked at
one horrifying job.
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561. I've got a few more ideas. We'll
find you something you like. Okay?
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562. Okay,
but you can't tell Leslie I might leave.
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563. She'll have a heart attack.
Promise?
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564. I promise. Why are you so
into helping me right now?
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565. Because I'm finally
doing what I love,
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566. and I know how hard it is
to get to that place.
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567. And I want you to be happy,
because you're my friend.
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568. No, I'm not.
I've never cared for you.
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569. Wait, wait.
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570. You're behaving
very strangely.
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571. Saturn's Return.
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572. Hey, Brokemons.
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573. I just wanted to let you know that I
will be abstaining from the vote today.
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574. You are my two
all-time best friends.
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575. And you brought me
back from the brink.
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576. So, I can't choose sides.
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577. Although, if I had
to pick one side,
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578. it would be
Lucy Liu's backside.
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579. Without Jamm,
the vote's two-two.
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580. This was all
for nothing.
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581. I thought it was
very big of you
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582. to not bend when Tammy
promised you the vote.
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583. Well, I thought it was very
big of you to help him at all.
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584. You didn't
have to do that.
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585. Okay. Back to work,
to figure out how to destroy you.
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586. Same. Goodbye.
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587. Dude,
thank you so much for this. I really owe you one.
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588. No, you don't. You're smart and
qualified and we're totally lucky to have you.
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589. Okay, let's do this.
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590. I still don't know what
"claiming allowances" means.
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591. I always just put six.
So far, so good.
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592. Dude, you are totally
going to jail.
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593. See? What did I tell you?
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594. Ice-cream is the best.
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595. I might have been right
about Tom and Lucy, too.
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596. Ice-cream.
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