1. Babe, you've gone crazy.Copy !req
2. The only thing
I'm crazy aboutCopy !req
3. is a magnificent,
pregnant manta ray named Ann Perkins.Copy !req
4. I am ranking topics of
conversation for our next phone call.Copy !req
5. The worst part about your best
friend living in another stupid stateCopy !req
6. is the topics
really pile up.Copy !req
7. What do you think
should be higher priority,Copy !req
8. infinity scarves,Copy !req
9. or whether or not it's worth
it for me to get Showtime?Copy !req
10. Is this really
necessary?Copy !req
11. When she moved, we promised
each other that we would talk every day.Copy !req
12. And we've
really fallen behind.Copy !req
13. I know your female friends
are very important to you,Copy !req
14. but I'm always
a good sounding board.Copy !req
15. I mean,
I can talk about Sandra Bullock's skirt length.Copy !req
16. No, no, babe,
you can't. You would just embarrass yourself.Copy !req
17. Plus, every time I
start talking to you,Copy !req
18. five seconds later,
I want to jump your bones.Copy !req
19. Ooh, let's do
that instead.Copy !req
20. See? That's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
21. Yeah, okay. Let's do this. Okay. Yeah,
yeah, yeah.Copy !req
22. On to the Unity Concert.Copy !req
23. Ben is meeting with the tent
people to finalize those deals.Copy !req
24. April and Donna
will be helping meCopy !req
25. with the vendor
location charts,Copy !req
26. and I will be meeting with the
surveyors about the concert grounds.Copy !req
27. I would like to volunteer to
do the park survey myself.Copy !req
28. Wow, Ron,
I always knew there would beCopy !req
29. a day when I would
get through to youCopy !req
30. and you would
love government work.Copy !req
31. Today is that historic day.Copy !req
32. Yes, that is what
has happened.Copy !req
33. Spending the day outside,
alone, sounds like a dream.Copy !req
34. I love being a father,
but there are a few things I miss.Copy !req
35. Silence,
the absence of noise,Copy !req
36. one single
moment undisturbedCopy !req
37. by the sounds of
a children's TV programCopy !req
38. called "Doc McStuffins."Copy !req
39. There is no quiet anymore.Copy !req
40. There is only
Doc McStuffins.Copy !req
41. Sorry, I'm late.Copy !req
42. Andy,
why don't you go with Ron and help him?Copy !req
43. I really don't need...Copy !req
44. Shotgun. I called shotgun.
Where are we going?Copy !req
45. Doesn't matter. Shotgun.Copy !req
46. Shotgun on all rides
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
47. For the rest of my life,
in any car.Copy !req
48. I just faced you suckers.Copy !req
49. So, I'll see you in the
parking lot, Ron. Later!Copy !req
50. Is the tent guy left-handed
or right-handed?Copy !req
51. I just need to
know which way toCopy !req
52. part my hair to get
us a better price.Copy !req
53. It's a business
theory I'm working on.Copy !req
54. I really don't think it matters.
Pretty straight-forward deal.Copy !req
55. A straight-forward deal?
Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
56. I don't have my "straight-forward
deal" fedora on me.Copy !req
57. We've got to stop by my
storage unit on the way up.Copy !req
58. Hey, Larry. Hey,
you want to come with us to Tent World?Copy !req
59. Little road trip?
Tent World?Copy !req
60. Yeah. Let me grab my lunch.Copy !req
61. No. Why did
you invite Larry?Copy !req
62. He's been doing all the
paperwork for this deal.Copy !req
63. He deserves to come.Copy !req
64. Remember you said that
when Larry's farting up the car.Copy !req
65. Larry isn't
that bad. He's nice.Copy !req
66. And frankly,
I don't care who knows that I said that,Copy !req
67. as long as
no one knows that I said that.Copy !req
68. Okay, ladies,
I will be in my officeCopy !req
69. for one to seven hours
for my weekly chat with Ann.Copy !req
70. I brought some fresh snacks.Copy !req
71. And I made a backup plan for the
vendor chart in case yours isn't good.Copy !req
72. Actually,
Ann called while you were in the bathroom.Copy !req
73. She said something came up.
She'd call you later.Copy !req
74. I don't know. I told her
to leave you a voicemail.Copy !req
75. God, why did you
let me say all that?Copy !req
76. I'm coming, Ann's voicemail!
I'm coming!Copy !req
77. Listen to
me very carefully. I have not been taken.Copy !req
78. I know that's always your
first fear when I'm not available,Copy !req
79. but this is not a Liam Neeson
Taken scenario.Copy !req
80. That's exactly what
they'd make you say.Copy !req
81. Also, no one's
making me say this.Copy !req
82. I am a free woman, un-taken,
simply going about my business.Copy !req
83. I just had to run.
Something came up.Copy !req
84. I love you,
and I'll call you later.Copy !req
85. Donna. What's good, baby?Copy !req
86. What's going
down in Donna-town?Copy !req
87. What's the haps
in Meagle-wood?Copy !req
88. I'm listening to
Jaleel or No Deal.Copy !req
89. It's a podcast
where the kid who playedCopy !req
90. Urkel reviews old
Deal or No Deal episodes.Copy !req
91. It's pointless and I love it.Copy !req
92. Okay. Don't
let me interrupt.Copy !req
93. April, what's the 4-1 -1,
Little Mama?Copy !req
94. What's the hot goss? Who
you crushing on these days?Copy !req
95. My husband,
weirdo. Can I get back to work now? Thanks. Bye.Copy !req
96. Work? You can
work whenever. Except for now.Copy !req
97. Because now is lady time.Copy !req
98. You sound like
a tampon commercial.Copy !req
99. I'm setting up an
impromptu Galentine's Day.Copy !req
100. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
101. Wait, I thought you weren't going
to do Galentine's Day this yearCopy !req
102. because that she-beast moved
away. I believe her name was Satan?Copy !req
103. Her name is Ann and she is gone,
and I have accepted it,Copy !req
104. and we are going to have Galentine's Day. Ladies,
up front.Copy !req
105. I need an Ann
who lives in Pawnee.Copy !req
106. And there is no one obvious candidate,
so, I will test them outCopy !req
107. on the ultimate battlefield of female friendship,
Galentine's Day brunch.Copy !req
108. It will be a women's-onlyCopy !req
109. marathon bonding session
with tons of whipped cream.Copy !req
110. Side note,
do not Google that phrase.Copy !req
111. Hey, Ron, can I ask you
kind of an important question?Copy !req
112. You know, like,
when you go to the ATM and you get money,Copy !req
113. is there an actual
guy standing behindCopy !req
114. the wall who slides
dollar bills in there?Copy !req
115. No.
Yeah. It's robots.Copy !req
116. Actually, you know what?
I do have a serious question.Copy !req
117. In the movie Predator,
can you rub any kind of mud on yourselfCopy !req
118. to prevent
Predator from seeing youCopy !req
119. with his thermal
heat signature sight?Copy !req
120. Or is it more...Copy !req
121. That
sucks. Are you hurt?Copy !req
122. No, all good. All good.Copy !req
123. Oops.Copy !req
124. Except for my mouth.Copy !req
125. Oh, whoa!Copy !req
126. Five-second rule.Copy !req
127. No. Ah!Copy !req
128. Come on. We better
get you to a dentist.Copy !req
129. Oh, my God,
Larry. Your tuna fish sandwich stunk up my suit.Copy !req
130. Gayle made it for me.
Irrelevant. You know what?Copy !req
131. Stay out here and
double-check these deal memos.Copy !req
132. If you get through them,
triple-check them. Just don't come inside.Copy !req
133. Sounds good. I will finish my
sandwich and enjoy the view.Copy !req
134. Hey, Harvey.Copy !req
135. Ben Wyatt. We spoke
on the phone? Yeah.Copy !req
136. Yeah, we sure did. Okay.
Who's this little genie right here?Copy !req
137. Tom Haverford.
Pawnee Business Liaison.Copy !req
138. Okay. I've got your
contracts for you right here.Copy !req
139. Wow. It's a lot thicker than the original,
one-page version.Copy !req
140. I take tents pretty seriously,
Ben. I'm a tent guy.Copy !req
141. I've got over 1,300 tents
in this warehouse alone.Copy !req
142. Nine hundred of those
are over 2,000 square feet,Copy !req
143. 80 of them are striped,Copy !req
144. and exactly four of them were
once rented by Ms. Rene Russo.Copy !req
145. Whoa! Yeah. No doy. I
think I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
146. So, I added a few
syllables and what not.Copy !req
147. Clauses, et cetera.
Addendums, what have you.Copy !req
148. Why don't you go ahead
and sign that for me?Copy !req
149. Yeah, I think we're going
to need to take a look at this.Copy !req
150. So,
I guess this is not a straight-forward deal.Copy !req
151. Shauna,
I'm so glad you could make it. You're so tan.Copy !req
152. Thanks. I just got back
from a solo trip to Rome.Copy !req
153. I was going to go
with my boyfriend,Copy !req
154. but he couldn't come because
he decided to stay with his wife.Copy !req
155. I love Rome.
It's such a great place.Copy !req
156. Rome's played out. Have
y'all been to Kuala Lumpur?Copy !req
157. When did you go to Asia?Copy !req
158. I go all the time.Copy !req
159. Where do you think I got that crystal
Buddha head above my Jacuzzi?Copy !req
160. You have a Jacuzzi?
Good to know.Copy !req
161. Prospects for new
Pawnee Best Friend.Copy !req
162. Donna Meagle. Confident,
worldly, we go way back.Copy !req
163. April Ludgate. Vivid imagination,
young, and vibrant.Copy !req
164. Shauna Malwae- Tweep. Pretty,
fragile, makes terrible life decisions.Copy !req
165. A real fixer-upper,
but look,Copy !req
166. it's not like Ann was doing
so hot when I met her.Copy !req
167. Ethel Beavers. A bit of a dark horse. Crotchety,
but probably wise.Copy !req
168. And then, we've got
Evelyn, aka "Fake Ann."Copy !req
169. I don't know her last name. Honestly,
we just needed bodies.Copy !req
170. Thank you, everyone,
for getting together on such short notice.Copy !req
171. And Happy Galentine's Day.Copy !req
172. Now, this is not
technically the right date,Copy !req
173. but anytime a group of
women get together for brunch,Copy !req
174. we embody
the spirit of the holiday.Copy !req
175. Today, we will celebrate friendship,
spend a few hours together,Copy !req
176. and answer a couple of
questions I've compiled.Copy !req
177. Just for fun.
Nothing serious.Copy !req
178. But please answer them
with complete honestyCopy !req
179. 'cause I'll be able to
tell if you're lying.Copy !req
180. To girlfriends!Copy !req
181. Okay. It's time for a little
Galentine's Day Q and A.Copy !req
182. Donna, you pick first.Copy !req
183. "What is your
favorite TV show?"Copy !req
184. Well, for live-tweeting,
it's Scandal.Copy !req
185. For binge-watching,
it's Scandal.Copy !req
186. But for fashion,
it's actually Scandal. My answer is Scandal.Copy !req
187. Hmm. April?Copy !req
188. I love watching Russian
traffic accidents on YouTube,Copy !req
189. while I play children's
music at the wrong RPM.Copy !req
190. I like beauty pageants.
Everyone is so happy and perfect.Copy !req
191. I like Diagnosis
Murder and skin flicks.Copy !req
192. Can anybody top me off?Copy !req
193. The correct answer for favorite
TV show is Friday Night Lights.Copy !req
194. The correct answer?Copy !req
195. Next question.Copy !req
196. Okay, this contract
is insane.Copy !req
197. It costs extra to have
people inside the tents?Copy !req
198. And what's a flap tax?Copy !req
199. Well, you need flaps, bro. A tent
without flaps is basically a parachute.Copy !req
200. An unfolding charge?Copy !req
201. A noise-damage waiver?
How can noise damage tents?Copy !req
202. Keep your voice down, please.
There are tents here.Copy !req
203. Now, look,
you can argue with me all you want.Copy !req
204. But for every line item that
you two idiots disagree with,Copy !req
205. there's gonna be
a $50 discussion surcharge.Copy !req
206. What are we up to, doll?Copy !req
207. Four hundred dollars.Copy !req
208. A discussion surcharge?
That's nuts.Copy !req
209. Four hundred
and fifty dollars.Copy !req
210. That's it. Deal's off. We'll
take our business elsewhere.Copy !req
211. Suit yourself, gentlemen.
Sorry we couldn't make a deal.Copy !req
212. Wait,
wait. Let me try one more thing.Copy !req
213. What's the price now?Copy !req
214. Eighty dollars more. I
liked it better the other way.Copy !req
215. It does have
an effect, though.Copy !req
216. The receptionist said she'll fit
you in as soon as there's an opening.Copy !req
217. If you're all right,
I'm going to head back to the park.Copy !req
218. Yeah, but real quick,
real quick.Copy !req
219. Do you know what my
social security number is?Copy !req
220. Or if I'm
allergic to anything?Copy !req
221. I don't like corn.
Should I put that down?Copy !req
222. Or will that be confusing
because I do like candy corn?Copy !req
223. Ron. What a mess.Copy !req
224. Here, let me help you.Copy !req
225. All I wanted was two hours where
I got to forget that I was a parent.Copy !req
226. Ron, look. I found
all three differences.Copy !req
227. Those are two completely
different pictures.Copy !req
228. "Ladies' Choice."Copy !req
229. Wildcard option. Okay.Copy !req
230. Anybody reveal anything
about their life. Anything at all.Copy !req
231. I've gotten two annulments.Copy !req
232. One for pleasure,Copy !req
233. and one to cap off a long-con I
was running against Keith Sweat.Copy !req
234. Ethel, have you.. .
Okay, Ethel's asleep.Copy !req
235. Shauna?Copy !req
236. I'm writing
a memoir based on my blog.Copy !req
237. It's called,
"Tweeping up Appearances."Copy !req
238. And it's about my journey to find
happiness by smiling through the pain.Copy !req
239. Okay, I can work with that.Copy !req
240. Knope, what you got
going on in that notebook?Copy !req
241. Just jotting down memories
in my trusty old journal.Copy !req
242. "Friendship Rankings."
What's that?Copy !req
243. It's not what
it sounds like.Copy !req
244. It's simply a way for me to figure
out which one of you is the best.Copy !req
245. That's messed up. Yeah,
that is really lame and I'm leaving.Copy !req
246. You're better
than that, Knope.Copy !req
247. Donna, why are you angry?
You are in first place.Copy !req
248. Bye, everyone.
This was a really...Copy !req
249. Brunch.
Leave the bag.Copy !req
250. If you do
this again next year,Copy !req
251. don't call me.Copy !req
252. Well, by default, it's Shauna.Copy !req
253. That's how you want to find your new best friend,
right? By default?Copy !req
254. My pores are clogged up from
being in that dusty warehouse.Copy !req
255. I'm going to check if this gas
station has some Bioré strips.Copy !req
256. Thanks, Larry.
That's nice of you.Copy !req
257. Gayle always has me
do the windshield.Copy !req
258. She likes to stand
behind me and watch.Copy !req
259. According to her,
it's the best view.Copy !req
260. How is Gayle?Copy !req
261. Wonderful.Copy !req
262. And the girls?Copy !req
263. They're good.Copy !req
264. Why do you want to know?Copy !req
265. I'm genuinely interested?Copy !req
266. I'm sorry.
I'm just not used toCopy !req
267. people from the office
asking me things.Copy !req
268. It's kind of scary.
In a good way, though.Copy !req
269. Man, did I miss
a Larry fart?Copy !req
270. No. We were just...Copy !req
271. Yeah, Tom.
I really ripped one.Copy !req
272. Didn't I, Ben?Copy !req
273. Yeah. Yeah. It was loud.Copy !req
274. It smells like a hippopotamus
took a dump on a skunk.Copy !req
275. It's in your best interest.Copy !req
276. Well, the numbers don't lie.
I'm a Goof us, not a Gallant.Copy !req
277. We've been here forever.
Can we go?Copy !req
278. Don't you want to
get your tooth fixed?Copy !req
279. I don't know. I think my
tooth looks fine just like this.Copy !req
280. Well, my grandmother
was missing that tooth,Copy !req
281. and she was the most
beautiful woman on her oil rig.Copy !req
282. You are an adult.
I'm not your dad.Copy !req
283. If you want to go,
we can go.Copy !req
284. Thanks, Ron. I just want you to know,
even though you're not my dad,Copy !req
285. you're like
an old brother to me.Copy !req
286. Like a cool uncle,
but old like a grandpa.Copy !req
287. But cool like a son.Copy !req
288. Thank you very much.
Thank you.Copy !req
289. No problem.
That will be $8, please.Copy !req
290. What,
you're charging us for coffee?Copy !req
291. What kind of a
business would.. . Uh-oh.Copy !req
292. Hello, gentlemen.Copy !req
293. You've got to be kidding me.
You own this place, too?Copy !req
294. That's right, dickweed.
You want to talk deal?Copy !req
295. Because my prices have gone up
ever so slightly since I saw you last.Copy !req
296. No, we're not giving in
to your crazy demands.Copy !req
297. There are plenty of other tent
rental places within driving distance.Copy !req
298. Yeah. I'm calling Tent Emporium.
Right now.Copy !req
299. Tent Emporium. How can I help you,
buttface?Copy !req
300. What?
Come on.Copy !req
301. Yes. I own every tent
store in Southern Indiana.Copy !req
302. Tent Town, Rent Ten Tents,
The Tent Offensive,Copy !req
303. and Ace Tentura:
Tent Detective.Copy !req
304. I also own
a Chick-fil-A franchise.Copy !req
305. That's not doing so
hot right now. Whatever.Copy !req
306. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
307. You've reached The Tentagon.
How can I help you, buttface?Copy !req
308. Okay, here's an idea.
Why don't we find something...Copy !req
309. Anything, no matter how small,
that we have in common?Copy !req
310. For example,
I'm an only child. Me, too.Copy !req
311. Although,
when I was in college,Copy !req
312. I found out that my
dad had a second family.Copy !req
313. Well, we were the second
family, technically.Copy !req
314. Okay. Well,
we both went to college.Copy !req
315. There's that.
Yeah.Copy !req
316. Oh, my God! Ann had her baby! Wow,
this has been fun.Copy !req
317. The bill is already paid.Copy !req
318. May I gently
suggest that you check outCopy !req
319. Chris Traeger's wonderful therapist,
Dr. Richard Nygard?Copy !req
320. Although there is a tiny part
of me that always thoughtCopy !req
321. it was just Chris
talking into a mirror.Copy !req
322. Anyway, maybe you
should look him up.Copy !req
323. I don't know.
I read a book once that saidCopy !req
324. a woman should never
make the first move.Copy !req
325. That doesn't apply to
therapy. Okay. Good luck.Copy !req
326. Oliver Perkins-Traeger,
meet your Aunt Leslie.Copy !req
327. Hey! Oh, he's so beautiful.Copy !req
328. And you're so beautiful. I mean,
you're always beautiful.Copy !req
329. But right now, you are the most beautiful,
glowing sun goddess ever.Copy !req
330. Why didn't you tell
me you were in labor?Copy !req
331. Well, because I knew you'd
drop everything and rush here.Copy !req
332. And contractions can
sometimes go for days. Thank you.Copy !req
333. So, I didn't want you to
be stuck waiting around.Copy !req
334. Well,
I'm glad I'm here now. Where's Chris?Copy !req
335. He was such a good coachCopy !req
336. that the nurses asked him to help
out with a delivery down the hall.Copy !req
337. Ow!Copy !req
338. Ow!Copy !req
339. Ow!Copy !req
340. Andrew, you need to
get your tooth fixed.Copy !req
341. No way. I'm not
going back there.Copy !req
342. I already won all
the magazine mazes.Copy !req
343. Don't worry,
it's going to be fine.Copy !req
344. Ow!Copy !req
345. If you don't take care of the problem now,
it's only going to get worse.Copy !req
346. Come on. I'll drive you back.Copy !req
347. Fine. Let me just wolf down
this peanut brittle real quick.Copy !req
348. Why would you do that?Copy !req
349. Right. Because calories.Copy !req
350. We're dead.Copy !req
351. The only tent store this guy
doesn't own is 300 miles away.Copy !req
352. Hang on, here's
a place that might work.Copy !req
353. It's called "Sweaty
Roger's Pants Tent."Copy !req
354. No, you can't
rent tents there.Copy !req
355. Hey, guys.Copy !req
356. Look, I was double-checking all
the paperwork that Tom gave meCopy !req
357. in that super fun
parking lot,Copy !req
358. and there was something about
Harvey's corporate structureCopy !req
359. that just seemed fishy.Copy !req
360. So I dug around,
and it turns outCopy !req
361. he has got a lot
of code violations.Copy !req
362. Whoa!
Hmm-mmm.Copy !req
363. Larry, this is
great stuff.Copy !req
364. I never thought
I would say it,Copy !req
365. but I'm a genius for making you
stay outside and do a menial task.Copy !req
366. Couldn't agree more.
You did it, Tom.Copy !req
367. I don't want to drive back.
I miss you so much.Copy !req
368. No one even comes
close to you as a friend.Copy !req
369. I even tried to rank the women at work,
but that was a total bust.Copy !req
370. You ranked them?Copy !req
371. I thought maybe I could use
Galentine's Day as an opportunity...Copy !req
372. Leslie, Galentine's Day?Copy !req
373. What do you
want me to do, Ann?Copy !req
374. I need to find
a replacement.Copy !req
375. And don't worry,
it didn't work.Copy !req
376. Nobody can match
your ethnic hybrid energy.Copy !req
377. Everybody brings their own
unique strengths to the table.Copy !req
378. Some that even
I don't have.Copy !req
379. You shut your mouth.
You have all the strengths.Copy !req
380. Look, you love harder than
anyone I know. It's tough to match.Copy !req
381. And I know Donna and
April don't show it,Copy !req
382. but they would do
anything for you.Copy !req
383. And it's not like you and
I always see eye to eye.Copy !req
384. I mean,
Friday Night Lights?Copy !req
385. I am more of a Riggins girl,
and you lean Saracen.Copy !req
386. Yeah, because
Riggins is a criminal.Copy !req
387. He took the fall
for his brother.Copy !req
388. Okay, he didn't watch
out for his brother.Copy !req
389. I'm not having this
conversation with you again.Copy !req
390. That family is garbage.Copy !req
391. The point is,
we didn't always like the same stuffCopy !req
392. when we first
became friends.Copy !req
393. Just don't force it.
Give it some time.Copy !req
394. I know. You're right,
Ann. Thank you.Copy !req
395. It's just,
I'm missing you and there'sCopy !req
396. so much stuff I want
to talk to you about.Copy !req
397. Well, you're here now.
So, let's talk.Copy !req
398. I think Oliver has
more pressing business.Copy !req
399. Okay, but we
should talk soon.Copy !req
400. Because I almost bought
a toe ring the other day.Copy !req
401. What? Ann,
you're somebody's mother. I know.Copy !req
402. Okay. I'm going to
give you two some time.Copy !req
403. I'll call you
from the car.Copy !req
404. I'll be out here
if you need me.Copy !req
405. Thanks for
doing this, Ron.Copy !req
406. When it's all said and done,
there were a few mazes I'd cheated on.Copy !req
407. Also, the inside of my
mouth is black and hot.Copy !req
408. So, do I strip down to my underwear,
or all the way naked?Copy !req
409. Hello,
Diane. I am coming home soon to relieve you.Copy !req
410. Give you a little break.Copy !req
411. It's no trouble at all. I'm a
parent. I'm always on duty.Copy !req
412. What flavor ice cream would
you and the children like?Copy !req
413. I'm getting some for a
30-year-old who works for me,Copy !req
414. so, I can bring
some home for you, too.Copy !req
415. Hello, Harvey.Copy !req
416. We found a glaring number of
code violations you've committed.Copy !req
417. I could see to it
that you never rentCopy !req
418. another tent in this
region again.Copy !req
419. Gentlemen, I've won two online
satellite Jamaican poker tournaments.Copy !req
420. I can tell that
you're bluffing.Copy !req
421. Your Pawnee business
license has lapsed,Copy !req
422. which negates most of the
deals you've made this year.Copy !req
423. I'm guessing you're
pretty bad at poker.Copy !req
424. I am. And I was bluffing about
winning those tournaments.Copy !req
425. Gentlemen, clearly,
there's been a misunderstanding here.Copy !req
426. I'm hoping that we can reach
some kind of a compromise.Copy !req
427. Yeah. First off,
I need to knowCopy !req
428. where you got these
zebra print pillows.Copy !req
429. Second of all,
I've got a Tin Cup Blu-rayCopy !req
430. itching for a Rene
Russo signature. Tom.Copy !req
431. The compromise is
that you're going toCopy !req
432. sign the deal we
originally agreed upon.Copy !req
433. We're going to let you
continue renting tents,Copy !req
434. and you're going to
do it at a fair price.Copy !req
435. And Larry? He's the guy
that brought you down,Copy !req
436. and he's going to be
watching you like a hawk.Copy !req
437. Oh, hey. I'm Larry. Great to
know you. I love Tent World.Copy !req
438. God! Can you just be
cool for one second?Copy !req
439. Okay.Copy !req
440. Black coffee with extra grounds,
gross, for April,Copy !req
441. and a mocha ice
blended for Donna.Copy !req
442. Guys, I totally blew it. I was all
screwed up and I'm really sorry.Copy !req
443. You're wonderful friends,
and I love you.Copy !req
444. We love your
crazy ass, too, Knope.Copy !req
445. I think you're fine.
Like, a solid B-minus.Copy !req
446. Great. I'll take it.Copy !req
447. We know you've been
missing Ann so we got you this.Copy !req
448. Press the paw.Copy !req
449. Hi, Leslie.
It's Ann. I love you,Copy !req
450. and everything's
gonna be okay.Copy !req
451. It's cute, right?Copy !req
452. I'm very lucky
to have you both.Copy !req
453. When Ann and I used to fight,
we would make up with a five-minute hug.Copy !req
454. You touch me and
I stab the bunny.Copy !req
455. Yeah, it's about time for my mid-morning mani,
so I'm gonna to head out.Copy !req
456. Okay. Well, that's fine.Copy !req
457. We'll forge our
own unique traditionsCopy !req
458. in the fiery cauldron
of female friendship.Copy !req
459. I'm just an impartial bunny,
but I think Ann sucks.Copy !req
460. Also, I'm the Zodiac Killer.Copy !req
461. And we might even be able
to pull it off under budget.Copy !req
462. Sorry. Sorry, you guys. I'm
sorry. I'm trying to find my inhaler.Copy !req
463. Because I'm having a little...Copy !req
464. Take your time. It's not like
we're trying to get work done here.Copy !req
465. Yeah, Larry. By the way,
you're looking in the wrong spot.Copy !req
466. Your inhaler is
hidden under the pileCopy !req
467. of pistachio shells
on my desk, obviously.Copy !req
468. Okay, well, that's funny because
I'm terribly allergic to pistachios.Copy !req
469. Classic.Copy !req
470. Okay. You know what?
I need to say something.Copy !req
471. I like Larry.Copy !req
472. He's a good friend,
and a fine manCopy !req
473. with an inexplicably
gorgeous wife.Copy !req
474. I mean,
to the point where it makes no sense at all.Copy !req
475. Sorry.
I'm getting off track.Copy !req
476. He's a nice person.Copy !req
477. And we should all
stand up and sayCopy !req
478. I like...Copy !req
479. Ben, no!
What are you doing?Copy !req
480. He's embarrassing himself
and throwing away his career.Copy !req
481. Sweetheart, stop.Copy !req
482. O Captain! My Captain!Copy !req
483. What is happening?Copy !req
484. Larry is my friend.Copy !req
485. Thank you, Ben. I mean that.Copy !req
486. Oh!Copy !req
487. Got so startled,
I tooted.Copy !req
488. Come on, man.
Gross.Copy !req