1. Okay. I don't want to overhype this,
but presenting...Copy !req
2. The new City of
Pawnee website.Copy !req
3. Totally revamped.Copy !req
4. You can pay
for parking tickets.Copy !req
5. You can apply for
a business license.Copy !req
6. And the best partCopy !req
7. is we are putting
up an online pollCopy !req
8. so people can pick
the new town slogan.Copy !req
9. Hey, look, a panda!
Whoa!Copy !req
10. Yeah, that's just
some mascot thingCopy !req
11. the designer put up
on the front page.Copy !req
12. But more importantly,
you can now apply for a utility tax refund online.Copy !req
13. Wait. The panda's
name is Peebo.Copy !req
14. Peebo!Copy !req
15. Look, it can even
play Ping-Pong.Copy !req
16. What?
Me first! Me first!Copy !req
17. No. Okay,
I said it. I called it.Copy !req
18. Guys, Ben worked
really hard on this. Okay?Copy !req
19. Hey, let's look
at the online poll.Copy !req
20. It's gonna be a cool way to choose
our new town slogan.Copy !req
21. The panda holds the paddle
with his tail? I want to play!Copy !req
22. Congratulations, Ben.Copy !req
23. This is truly a fine panda
game you made. Well done.Copy !req
24. What else does he do?Copy !req
25. I think if you click on the bamboo,
he puts on a top hat.Copy !req
26. Ta-da.Copy !req
27. What?Copy !req
28. I love you, Ben!Copy !req
29. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
30. You look like Meryl Streep
at the end of Ironweed.Copy !req
31. You wish.Copy !req
32. I've been driving
all over IndianaCopy !req
33. looking for bands to
play the Unity Concert.Copy !req
34. I've got nothing
to show for itCopy !req
35. except for four car accidents,Copy !req
36. and all these strangers'Copy !req
37. insurance information.Copy !req
38. Ooh! I get it.Copy !req
39. You have car insurance.
Why don't you brag about it?Copy !req
40. Hey, you're from
Eagleton, right?Copy !req
41. Are there any places out
there I should check out?Copy !req
42. I used to go see live
shows at Patterson's,Copy !req
43. but I'm boycotting until
the owner apologizesCopy !req
44. for what she said to
me at the dog park.Copy !req
45. All right. Cool.
Anything else?Copy !req
46. I hear Cozy's Bar gets
pretty packed on Thursdays.Copy !req
47. But I've never been because
it's mostly middle-aged women,Copy !req
48. and I'm allergic
to turkey neck.Copy !req
49. Really? That's the best part.Copy !req
50. We should split
a turkey sometime.Copy !req
51. Oh,
Mr. Larson. Thank you so much for meeting me here.Copy !req
52. Happy to.
I was in the area.Copy !req
53. Good chance
for me to returnCopy !req
54. your binder full of
questions about the job.Copy !req
55. I think I
answered all of them.Copy !req
56. Thank you. I cannot
wait to check these out.Copy !req
57. Now, the reason why
I asked you to meet me here...Copy !req
58. More questions
about the job?Copy !req
59. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
60. Martha? I'm going to need
two hours' worth of waffles.Copy !req
61. Grant Larson has offered me
a chance to overseeCopy !req
62. a branch office of
the National Parks Service.Copy !req
63. This is, like,
the parks equivalentCopy !req
64. of Bruce Springsteen pulling
Courteney Cox onstage.Copy !req
65. I mean, one minute you're just
a regular girl in the crowd.Copy !req
66. And the next minute
you're dancingCopy !req
67. 10 feet away from
freaking Max Weinberg.Copy !req
68. Okay, my 40th and
18th-from-last questionCopy !req
69. is about the Heartland Exotic
Plant Management Project.Copy !req
70. Now, where would
I be actually doingCopy !req
71. the physical planting?Copy !req
72. Because it has always
been a dream of mineCopy !req
73. to plant spotted
jewelweed alongCopy !req
74. the Red River
bank in Arkansas.Copy !req
75. But I'm sure you
hear that a lot.Copy !req
76. Well, you wouldn't actually
be planting things.Copy !req
77. I mean, you're
overseeing 200 people.Copy !req
78. The everyday minutia you
would delegate to your staff.Copy !req
79. Leslie, your job is more creative,
big-picture stuff.Copy !req
80. No more boring
paperwork for you.Copy !req
81. Good. I hate paperwork.Copy !req
82. I hardly ever do it in my
bed on a Saturday nightCopy !req
83. while listening to
old Spice Girls CDs.Copy !req
84. Regal Meagle.
My favorite realtor.Copy !req
85. You got some hot properties
to show me? You know it.Copy !req
86. Remember my
list of must-haves.Copy !req
87. Open kitchen, fireplace,
exposed brick...Copy !req
88. And you know I wouldn't
kick a skylight out of bed.Copy !req
89. I'm opening
Pawnee's first authenticCopy !req
90. Sinatra-style
Italian restaurant.Copy !req
91. Tom's Bistro.Copy !req
92. I'm kind of like a skinny,
handsome, Indian Mario Batali,Copy !req
93. who doesn't
know how to cook.Copy !req
94. Before we go, I got you guys a
little something for helping me out.Copy !req
95. Love it.Copy !req
96. A Larry voodoo doll?
Tom, that's so sweet. Thanks.Copy !req
97. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
98. I didn't even do anything. The
voodoo doll is reading my thoughts.Copy !req
99. So, seems like it
went really well, right?Copy !req
100. Yeah. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
101. Grant is great, the job is great,
the waffles were great...Copy !req
102. Great. So, we're just
about ready to go liveCopy !req
103. with the slogan poll.
You want to see?Copy !req
104. Now that Pawnee and
Eagleton have merged,Copy !req
105. it is time to pick
a new town slogan.Copy !req
106. And a slogan can
make a big differenceCopy !req
107. with tourism and
a town's identity.Copy !req
108. There's New York,
"The City That Never Sleeps".Copy !req
109. And then, there's
Glenwater, Florida,Copy !req
110. "Home of America's Most
Violent Walmart Parking Lot."Copy !req
111. Okay. So, people can vote now?Copy !req
112. Yeah. See,
that's the super cool thing about this website.Copy !req
113. Because it does
all the work for us,Copy !req
114. so we can just sit
back and take it easy.Copy !req
115. No. No, we're not
going to do that.Copy !req
116. We're going to sit
forward and take it hard.Copy !req
117. Um, what?Copy !req
118. There's a lot of nitty-gritty left to do,
Ben.Copy !req
119. We need to roll up our sleeves.
We need to go door-to-door.Copy !req
120. We need to hand out flyers and
canvas. You know what we should do?Copy !req
121. We should have a press junket
to publicize the poll.Copy !req
122. Okay. I hope you
had lunch plans,Copy !req
123. because now,
you get to cancel them.Copy !req
124. Well, I did.Copy !req
125. So, this was one of Eagleton's
top sushi restaurants,Copy !req
126. but you can't out-run
the whale meat police forever.Copy !req
127. This is great! I love it!Copy !req
128. Look at it.
I can picture it now.Copy !req
129. That's where
the politicians will sit.Copy !req
130. This is where the connected
guys will bring their goomahs.Copy !req
131. This place is perfect.
How much?Copy !req
132. $9,000 a month.Copy !req
133. What? That's way
more than I can afford.Copy !req
134. Whatever, it's not that great.Copy !req
135. Plus, it's really far away from work,
and that would be annoying.Copy !req
136. That's not a big deal.Copy !req
137. I mean, when it first launches,
I'll go back and forth.Copy !req
138. But hopefully,
it takes offCopy !req
139. and it will become
a full-time job.Copy !req
140. Come on. I'll show you some
places in your price range.Copy !req
141. This press junket is
a brilliant idea, isn't it,Copy !req
142. Mr. Strange-cameraman-
who-I've-never-met?Copy !req
143. Leslie, I told you.Copy !req
144. I'm not gonna
participate in your weirdCopy !req
145. Julia Roberts-
cameraman/husband fantasy.Copy !req
146. Quiet, cameraman, Perd's here.Copy !req
147. Leslie, your poll is designed
to choose a new slogan.Copy !req
148. And a slogan is a series of
words that have a meaning.Copy !req
149. So true, Perd.Copy !req
150. All of the choices for the
town slogan are wonderful.Copy !req
151. But if I had to
choose my favorite,Copy !req
152. it would probably be
"Storied Past, Bright Future".Copy !req
153. Well, the story of my
interest level is...Copy !req
154. It's medium.Copy !req
155. Joan, this poll is
a chance to giveCopy !req
156. our newly-merged
city a new identity.Copy !req
157. To really rebrand this town.Copy !req
158. Yes, great question. I have
been thinking of rebranding myself.Copy !req
159. What do you think
about "Juan Callamezzo"?Copy !req
160. Isn't "Juan" a man's name?Copy !req
161. No, it means "flower."Copy !req
162. I think it means "John."Copy !req
163. Crazy Ira and The Douche
from 93.7 FM. The Groove.Copy !req
164. Leslie, do you believe
that this new sloganCopy !req
165. will integrate Pawnee and
Eagleton into one cohesive city?Copy !req
166. Well, that's a very thoughtful
question, Crazy Ira.Copy !req
167. Yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
168. A follow-up question, Leslie.Copy !req
169. Show us your boobs!Copy !req
170. Will this fit on a bumper
sticker?Copy !req
171. Gosh, this place
is packed, huh?Copy !req
172. You folks must
really like this guy.Copy !req
173. Honey, he is
sex on a stick.Copy !req
174. Ladies and gentlemen,
put your jazzy hands together for my man,Copy !req
175. Mr. Duke Silver.Copy !req
176. Ooh, baby!Copy !req
177. A smooth and silky
evening to you all.Copy !req
178. On nights like this,
when the cold winds blow,Copy !req
179. and the air is awash in the
swirling eddies of our dreams,Copy !req
180. come with me
and find safe havenCopy !req
181. in a warm bathtub
full of my jazz.Copy !req
182. Ooh!Copy !req
183. Well, the good news is,
your poll was a big hit.Copy !req
184. Thousands of people voted.Copy !req
185. That's great. What's leading?
"Storied Past, Bright Future"?Copy !req
186. No. The current leader is "Pawnee:
Welcome to Douche Nation".Copy !req
187. What?Copy !req
188. Crazy Ira and The Douche got
their bonehead radio fansCopy !req
189. to flood the poll
with write-in votes.Copy !req
190. Why did we include
a write-in option?Copy !req
191. Because every election
has a write-in option.Copy !req
192. That's how democracy works.Copy !req
193. I'm not a dictator.Copy !req
194. If I were a dictator, I would throw
The Douche in prison without a trial.Copy !req
195. I would be a very
strong dictator.Copy !req
196. And you would be my bodyguard
and you would lead my army.Copy !req
197. Okay. I know we should
figure out how to fix this,Copy !req
198. but I'm starting to get kind of
turned on imagining you as a dictator.Copy !req
199. Is that bad?
No, it's okay.Copy !req
200. You know, we could just figure out a
different strategy for picking a slogan.Copy !req
201. You don't have to
go on their show.Copy !req
202. No, I want to do this.
I enjoy the challenge.Copy !req
203. So, how do I look?Copy !req
204. I need these guys to think that I'm,
like, super chill.Copy !req
205. Is this gonna work?
Oh, what up, Lez?Copy !req
206. Backwards hat shows a real
lack of respect for authority.Copy !req
207. I like that.Copy !req
208. What's up, Little Mayor?
You going to freak out again?Copy !req
209. So, Leslie,
what's the deal?Copy !req
210. Are you just here
to yell at us again?Copy !req
211. Yeah, are we in store for
another Leslie Knope nag sesh?Copy !req
212. "Crazy Ira,
do the dishes!"Copy !req
213. Classic. No way.
I'm not here to nag, guys.Copy !req
214. I'm just psyched
to be in the studio.Copy !req
215. You know, I'm just chilling in
the etudes with my dudes.Copy !req
216. If you're really not
here to nag us,Copy !req
217. then maybe you'll help us
with our next segment...Copy !req
218. Rating Celebrities' Boobs!Copy !req
219. Perfect.Copy !req
220. On a scale from
one to ga-ga-going,Copy !req
221. how would you rate
Emma Watson's boobs?Copy !req
222. First of all, I would
rate her acting as an "A."Copy !req
223. You have three
seconds to answerCopy !req
224. or we're going to withdraw
a donation from charity.Copy !req
225. From charity?Copy !req
226. A-minus.
More like double D-minus.Copy !req
227. Me so horny!Copy !req
228. I knew it. I knew it.Copy !req
229. Can I help you?
Maybe.Copy !req
230. I was out at
a jazz club last night,Copy !req
231. scouting bands for
the Unity Concert.Copy !req
232. And I saw something
very interesting.Copy !req
233. I am Duke Silver.
You have a twin brother.Copy !req
234. What?
What?Copy !req
235. You're Duke Silver?
I have a twin brother.Copy !req
236. Yes. I am Duke Silver.Copy !req
237. The only other people who
know are Tom and April.Copy !req
238. So, please keep
it to yourself.Copy !req
239. Are you kidding me?
You're really good!Copy !req
240. You're like "the saxophone player
for The California Raisins" good.Copy !req
241. No joke.Copy !req
242. You know what? I'm booking
you for the Unity Concert.Copy !req
243. Absolutely not.
Yes.Copy !req
244. My musical career is private. Oh,
no.Copy !req
245. If my secret got out,
this office would beCopy !req
246. waist-deep in
women's undergarments.Copy !req
247. No, I'm in charge of booking the
bands for the concert, and I say you're in.Copy !req
248. You're going to play right
after Bobby Knight Ranger.Copy !req
249. It's a Night Ranger cover band
where they only wear red sweaters.Copy !req
250. It's gonna be epic!Copy !req
251. Final round, Leslie.Copy !req
252. Boobs or ass?Copy !req
253. Hard to believe this is a fun
game for your radio listeners.Copy !req
254. Uh...Copy !req
255. I'm going to say butt. Yes!Copy !req
256. You are correct.
This is my mom's dumper.Copy !req
257. Oh, Mommy!Copy !req
258. I do not know how
you got your hands on that.Copy !req
259. I took it.
Good.Copy !req
260. Well, it has been so fun
bro-ing out with my dawgs.Copy !req
261. I never knew that objectifying
women could be so much fun.Copy !req
262. We're running out of time here,
so just a quick reminder toCopy !req
263. write in "Welcome to Douche Nation.. ." Oh,
yeah.Copy !req
264. as the official town
slogan at "pawneecity.gov."Copy !req
265. Or you know what
would also be kind of dopeCopy !req
266. for the people
of Douche Nation to doCopy !req
267. is vote for another slogan.Copy !req
268. Like, you know,
"Storied Past, Bright Future"?Copy !req
269. But... Yeah, I don't care.
I don't give a fart, bros.Copy !req
270. You know, just do your thing,
chicken wing.Copy !req
271. Hey, Crazy Ira. Have you seen
my stick? Where's your stick?Copy !req
272. I don't know. Lesbo Baggins,
do you know where my stick is?Copy !req
273. You.. .
Found my stick.Copy !req
274. Where did you find it?Copy !req
275. Up Leslie Knope's butt!
Up Leslie Knope's butt!Copy !req
276. Yo, where my stick at?Copy !req
277. It's up her butt, Papi.Copy !req
278. Jewish Greg, whatever we're paying you,
it's not enough.Copy !req
279. Damn it.
I almost pulled that off.Copy !req
280. No, you really didn't.Copy !req
281. Just delete the poll
and let the slogan thing go.Copy !req
282. Or maybe we
sneak back in there,Copy !req
283. you distract those guys for,
like, 30, 90 minutes,Copy !req
284. I get on live radio,
I give an impassioned speech aboutCopy !req
285. which slogan I want to endorse,
and I play a few songs,Copy !req
286. which I've
always wanted to do.Copy !req
287. And then,
we just see what happens.Copy !req
288. No. I should just
let this go. Okay.Copy !req
289. Dude, what are you doing?Copy !req
290. That looks like a perfectly
good saxophone case.Copy !req
291. Wait a minute.
What's inside that case?Copy !req
292. I am ending my secret musical
career. I have to kill Duke Silver.Copy !req
293. No. Come on,
man, you're really good.Copy !req
294. You can't quit.
Sorry, Andrew.Copy !req
295. I would rather
never play againCopy !req
296. than have everyone
know my secret.Copy !req
297. Goodbye, Duke Silver.
May you rest in jazz.Copy !req
298. So, Tom told me you're sort of,
like, a computer expert?Copy !req
299. Uh, yeah. You could say that.Copy !req
300. These jerks are trying
to hijack my online poll.Copy !req
301. And so far,
the leading town slogan isCopy !req
302. "Home of the Stick Up
Leslie Knope's Butt".Copy !req
303. Yeah. Yeah,
I voted for that one. Great.Copy !req
304. I'm wondering.
Is there a wayCopy !req
305. I can communicate with
everybody who voted?Copy !req
306. Yeah,
I could do that. It should take about two minutes.Copy !req
307. Just PayPal me some Bitcoins
when you get a chance.Copy !req
308. What?Copy !req
309. So, this is way
under your budget.Copy !req
310. Used to be a donut shop.Copy !req
311. Well, a tire shop
that sold donuts.Copy !req
312. It's pretty rough. I mean,
I guess I could fix the roofCopy !req
313. and tear out the counter and
do something about that smell.Copy !req
314. This place is creepy.Copy !req
315. I mean, I love it
because it reminds me ofCopy !req
316. the cafeteria in
a haunted nursing home.Copy !req
317. But that's just me.Copy !req
318. This is the last
listing I haveCopy !req
319. that isn't
an active crime scene.Copy !req
320. Hey, man, what happened? I thought
Jurassic Fork was super popular.Copy !req
321. We stretched
ourselves too thinCopy !req
322. by expanding to
a second location.Copy !req
323. You opened another
dinosaur-themed restaurant?Copy !req
324. No, another Steven Spielberg-
themed restaurant.Copy !req
325. The German place downtown,
Schindler's Lunch.Copy !req
326. I think you may
have misunderstoodCopy !req
327. what people liked
about Jurassic Fork.Copy !req
328. I actually think
the space is pretty cool.Copy !req
329. Obviously, we'd have to
move this T-Rex, but...Copy !req
330. No can do.
That's a load-bearing T-Rex.Copy !req
331. Is this really the last place
you have available?Copy !req
332. Dang. Maybe Tom's Bistro
wasn't meant to be.Copy !req
333. You wanted to see me?
Yeah, real quick.Copy !req
334. Remember when you said you would
close up shop on this slogan thing?Copy !req
335. Yes.
You did do that, right?Copy !req
336. You didn't somehow
get the email addressesCopy !req
337. for every person who voted
for the "stick up the butt" slogan,Copy !req
338. and then write each of them a personalized,
heart-felt emailCopy !req
339. telling them to do the right
thing and vote for a real slogan?Copy !req
340. Are you crazy?Copy !req
341. What a crazy talk you just
did with your funny words.Copy !req
342. Well, someone
wrote those emails,Copy !req
343. and we got about
300 complaints.Copy !req
344. And as a cherry on top,
some hackersCopy !req
345. got really mad about
the invasion of privacyCopy !req
346. and attacked the website.Copy !req
347. Look what they did to Peebo.Copy !req
348. He's wearing
a hat made of penises.Copy !req
349. Oh, boy.Copy !req
350. Well, IT is fixing
the website.Copy !req
351. But it will be down
for about three days.Copy !req
352. Well, no worries. I will handle all
of the overflow work personally.Copy !req
353. Parking tickets,
code violations. Send them all to me.Copy !req
354. What's going on?Copy !req
355. I don't know. I spoke to Grant
about the National Parks job,Copy !req
356. and he mentioned it's mostly
big-picture planning and delegating.Copy !req
357. And not very
much nitty-gritty,Copy !req
358. hands-on stuff
that I love to do.Copy !req
359. I would miss
that very much.Copy !req
360. I mean, have I really
pulled my last bloatedCopy !req
361. raccoon carcass
from a public fountain?Copy !req
362. But that's the whole point
of moving up the ladder.Copy !req
363. You get to think bigger,
swim in a bigger pond.Copy !req
364. You're having a public forum
on the slogan, right?Copy !req
365. Use it as a test.Copy !req
366. Hand the reins to someone else,
let them handle thingsCopy !req
367. while you manage
from a distance.Copy !req
368. Yeah, that's a good idea.
I guess I should practiceCopy !req
369. delegating. Ugh!Copy !req
370. Okay. The public
forum will be run by...Copy !req
371. Oh, no. I would not
have started the sentenceCopy !req
372. if I knew Larry was
the only one here.Copy !req
373. Babe, if you can step back
and let Larry take control,Copy !req
374. you can survive anything.Copy !req
375. Fine.
Larry, can you get in here?Copy !req
376. I would love to,
but gosh darn it, I...Copy !req
377. I somehow ran my belt through a slat in the chair,
so I'm kind of...Copy !req
378. Kind of stuck to it now.Copy !req
379. Great.Copy !req
380. You really shouldn't have
dug that out of the dumpster.Copy !req
381. I had to. Also,
I had a banana on the way over here.Copy !req
382. Sorry. I get why you don't want
anyone to know about Duke Silver.Copy !req
383. And you don't have to worry.Copy !req
384. Your secret is safe with me.Copy !req
385. To even it out,
I'm going to tell you all of my secrets.Copy !req
386. Oh, no, that's not necessary.Copy !req
387. I once forgot to brush
my teeth for five weeks.Copy !req
388. I didn't actually
sell my last car.Copy !req
389. I just forgot
where I parked it.Copy !req
390. I don't know who Al Gore is,
and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.Copy !req
391. When they say
two-percent milk,Copy !req
392. I don't know what
the other 98% is.Copy !req
393. When I was a baby,
my head was so bigCopy !req
394. scientists did
experiments on me.Copy !req
395. I once threw a beer at a swan,
and then it attacked my niece, Rebecca.Copy !req
396. That will do, Andrew.Copy !req
397. You don't have to
play the Unity Concert.Copy !req
398. But don't quit music. Please.Copy !req
399. Tommy.
Hey.Copy !req
400. Are you okay?Copy !req
401. Yeah. I just got excited
about the restaurant,Copy !req
402. but I should probably
call my investorCopy !req
403. and tell him we
have a problem.Copy !req
404. Well, I got you
something to cheer you up.Copy !req
405. Watch cologne.Copy !req
406. Cologne for watches.Copy !req
407. Thanks. Things used
to make me so happy.Copy !req
408. But I've grown
a lot in the last year.Copy !req
409. Now, I just want
one big thing.Copy !req
410. My own restaurant,
named after me,Copy !req
411. that makes so much money
I can buy anything I want.Copy !req
412. I should go.Copy !req
413. I didn't want
Tom to leave,Copy !req
414. so I said all
those bad thingsCopy !req
415. about the restaurants
so he wouldn't like them.Copy !req
416. Damn. We should
have coordinated.Copy !req
417. I don't want to lose that weird little elf,
either.Copy !req
418. That's why I showed him
all those crappy places.Copy !req
419. I thought you were
just bad at your job.Copy !req
420. Sorry.
Well, what should we do?Copy !req
421. I'm gonna call some people.Copy !req
422. Hello, everyone,Copy !req
423. and welcome to a public forum
to choose our new town slogan.Copy !req
424. I'm going to hand
things over to Larry Gengurch,Copy !req
425. who is 100% in charge.Copy !req
426. Well,
let's just get started, huh?Copy !req
427. I want to talk about the.. . What
the.. . It's the... Jeez, Louise.Copy !req
428. It keeps happening.
I don't know why.Copy !req
429. I think the slogan should be "Pawnee: Home
of Crackers, the Orangest Goldfish in Indiana."Copy !req
430. Okey-dokey.
No.Copy !req
431. Let me write it down.Copy !req
432. Who even needs a slogan?Copy !req
433. Well, now,
that is an interesting point.Copy !req
434. No. That's my slogan idea.
"Who Even Needs a Slogan?"Copy !req
435. And then, a big picture
of me flipping everybody off.Copy !req
436. Let's keep our eye on the ball here,
Douche Nation.Copy !req
437. "Home of the Stick Up
Leslie Knope's Butt!"Copy !req
438. Butt! Stick!
Butt! Stick!Copy !req
439. Let's vote on it right now!Copy !req
440. Butt! Stick! Butt! Stick!Copy !req
441. Okay, who's next? Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
442. This slogan is going to
go on every sign in town.Copy !req
443. I think it should be something real,
that we can all be proud of.Copy !req
444. I've lived in Pawnee my whole
life. And it can be a strange place,Copy !req
445. but overall, it's
a warm and wonderful town.Copy !req
446. My idea for a slogan is "When you're here,
then you're home".Copy !req
447. Well, that's lovely.Copy !req
448. I actually had it printed up so we
could see what it would look like.Copy !req
449. You... There's.. .
That's spelled wrong.Copy !req
450. That should be "then,"
T-H-E-N.Copy !req
451. Stay strong. Let them
work it out. And trust Larry.Copy !req
452. "Trust Larry"? Are you
even listening to yourself?Copy !req
453. I like that slogan a lot.Copy !req
454. But you made
a little mistake there.Copy !req
455. She's gonna work it out.Copy !req
456. Back off.Copy !req
457. "You're" is spelled wrong.Copy !req
458. It should be "Y-O-U-R."Copy !req
459. Oops. I didn't catch it.
Thank you.Copy !req
460. No, no, no. She made it
possessive. She's getting further away.Copy !req
461. It's okay.
Okay. Let's vote.Copy !req
462. All those in favor.Copy !req
463. Approved!Copy !req
464. Man, the places
that came on the market todayCopy !req
465. are way nicer than the
listings we saw yesterday.Copy !req
466. I know. It's crazy,
right? Real estate.Copy !req
467. And this property
is under your budget,Copy !req
468. and it has everything on
this wish list you gave me.Copy !req
469. Except the two helipads.Copy !req
470. Does it have one helipad?Copy !req
471. I don't know. I like it,
but it seems a little small.Copy !req
472. You know, I think
it just seems smallCopy !req
473. because of all
the heavy furniture.Copy !req
474. But that bar is really great.
The lighting is really cool.Copy !req
475. I think this is the one.Copy !req
476. You know, I think
you're right. I'll do it.Copy !req
477. Thanks, April. And hey, bonus,
it's pretty close to City Hall.Copy !req
478. You guys can be regulars.
I'll keep a table open for you.Copy !req
479. And special thanks
to Leslie KnopeCopy !req
480. for once again bringing about
positive change to this town.Copy !req
481. Pawnee, I present to
you your new slogan.Copy !req
482. You fixed the mistakes.Copy !req
483. Well, I held it together
for the entire meeting.Copy !req
484. Let me have this one. I am done micromanaging,
I promise.Copy !req
485. Then, I'm sure you're
okay with the fact thatCopy !req
486. they installed
the sign the wrong way,Copy !req
487. and it's welcoming you
to Pawnee as you're leaving.Copy !req
488. What? No. Oh, son of a...Copy !req
489. Hey. You passed the test.Copy !req
490. Honestly,
there's something else I'm worried about.Copy !req
491. The kind of work that I've
been doing all these years,Copy !req
492. the nuts and bolts,
the grunt work,Copy !req
493. that's the stuff
I know how to do.Copy !req
494. What if I take this
National Parks job,Copy !req
495. and I just fail?
Hmm.Copy !req
496. What if I'm not good at it?
Yeah.Copy !req
497. Leslie, I love you very much.Copy !req
498. But that's the stupidest thing
you've ever said.Copy !req
499. You'd be amazing,Copy !req
500. and everyone is going to be
in awe of how amazing you are.Copy !req
501. So, just shut your mouth.Copy !req
502. Hey! Are we
leaving or entering?Copy !req
503. We've been driving
around in circles!Copy !req
504. You're...Copy !req