Parks and Recreation 5x8

1. THE SHADOWS OF SEVEN HEADS,

2. PALESTINIAN SEXTUPLETS.

3. FROM FOCUS FEATURES.

4. "THOUGHT FOR YOUR THOUGHTS."

5. I'M YOUR HOST DERRY MURBLES,

6. SITTING IN FOR NINA JOPLIN,

7. ABOUT PEAR-SHAPED WOMEN.

8. LESLIE KNOPE.

9. TO BE BACK, DERRY.

10. WAS JUST RIVETING RADIO.

11. DERRY, MY TEAM AND I ARE TRYING TO BUILD A PARK,

12. FROM YOU, THE CITIZENS OF PAWNEE.

13. SO I GUESS I'M HERE TO SEND OUT THE BAT SIGNAL.

14. - A BAT SIGNAL, FOR LISTENERS WHO MIGHT NOT KNOW,

15. REFERS TO THE CHILDREN'S CHARACTER "THE BAT MAN"

16. WHO FIGHTS CRIME NOCTURNALLY.

17. - THAT'S CORRECT. WELL PUT.

18. BY PAWNEE AND FOR PAWNEE.

19. SO, YOU KNOW,

20. OR YOUR RESUME... AND QUICK.

21. PLEASE. HURRY.

22. IF YOU DON'T HURRY.

23. - COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK,

24. WHO'S IN NEW YORK FILLING IN FOR KEN TUCKER.

25. LESLIE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE NEXT SEGMENT?

26. - OKAY.

27. "NOW IT'S TIME FOR 'JAZZ PLUS JAZZ EQUALS JAZZ,'

28. "TODAY WE HAVE A RECORDING

29. RECORDING OF MILES DAVIS."

30. LISTENERS LOVE JAZZ.

31. - ALL RIGHT,

32. A FEDERAL PENITENTIARY.

33. "HERE'S A MODEL

34. "OF WHAT I THOUGHT THE PARK COULD LOOK LIKE.

35. ALSO, I'M INNOCENT. PLEASE FIND ME A LAWYER."

36. I'M GETTING KIND OF WORRIED.

37. I MEAN, WE HAVE NOT RECEIVED ONE USABLE IDEA SO FAR.

38. - HANG ON. LOOK AT THIS GUY.

39. "30 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

40. "WITH A DEGREE IN ARCHITECTURE

41. OF FINE ARTS IN COPENHAGEN."

42. - WOW! BEAUTIFUL FOUNTAIN.

43. PERFECTLY MANICURED SHRUBBERY.

44. PARKS DEPARTMENT PORN.

45. THIS GUY IS GREAT.

46. I DON'T CARE IF HE'S SOME JUNKIE WAR CRIMINAL PIMP.

47. CHANGE MY MIND.

48. - HIS NAME'S WRESTON ST. JAMES. HE'S FROM EAGLETON.

49. - OH, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

50. I'M NOT BEING MELODRAMATIC

51. AND THEY LOOK DOWN ON PAWNEE,

52. WHO ISN'T FROM EAGLETON

53. IF THEY WEREN'T SO BUSY BEING OBSESSED WITH THEMSELVES.

54. GOD, THAT WAS CLOSE.

55. ABOUT EAGLETON,

56. I FORGET TO BREATHE, AND I PASS OUT.

57. NO. WE CANNOT HAVE

58. THAT HAS LASTED FOR 200 YEARS.

59. - WELL, WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME,

60. DECENT CANDIDATE.

61. SO LET'S AT LEAST GO MEET THE GUY.

62. - YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

63. FACE-TO-FACE.

64. I LIKE YOUR PLAN.

65. - FRIENDS, FORMER LOVERS,

66. ACQUAINTANCES, JERRY,

67. TO THE FUTURE HOME OF...

68. RENT-A-SWAG!

69. - YIKES.

70. '90s STAND-UP COMEDY ROUTINES,

71. TOMMY BE SHOPPING.

72. SO THEIR PARENTS DON'T HAVE TO

73. THEY'LL JUST GROW OUT OF.

74. SO IF YOU SEE A 14-YEAR-OLD KID

75. WEARING A LOUIS VUITTON CRAVAT, YOU KNOW WHO TO THANK.

76. SOME DOPE-ASS CRAVATS.

77. - SON, I LOVE WILDLIFE,

78. THE BEST PLACE FOR IT?

79. - HELP. - THE PLACE NEEDS SOME WORK,

80. BUT THIS IS A GREAT LOCATION.

81. LOTS OF FOOT TRAFFIC, NO METERED PARKING.

82. AND IT'S WELL WITHIN MY FISCAL RANGE.

83. - GOOD USE OF THE WORD FISCAL, TOMMY—VERY UP-SCALE.

84. - VERY IMPRESSIVE.

85. THEMSELVES.

86. - TOMMY TIMBERLAKE IS DEAD.

87. LONG LIVE THOMAS M. HAVERFORD, RESPONSIBLE TYCOON.

88. - HELP. I CAN'T MOVE.

89. - HE DESIGNED THIS PLACE? WHAT A DUMP.

90. - BEN! LESLIE. HI!

91. - HI. - WRESTON ST. JAMES.

92. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. - NO, THANK YOU.

93. - EH. IN A WORD, UNDERWHELMING. AND A LITTLE INCONVENIENT.

94. THERE'S NO TRASH CANS ANYWHERE.

95. WITH MY GARBAGE,

96. JUST THROW IT ON THE GROUND?

97. - THANK YOU FOR THE TRASH!

98. - MR. ST. JAMES, I HAVE TO SAY,

99. THIS PARK IS INCREDIBLE. - THANK YOU.

100. IS "FIVE MILE GROUNDS",

101. "WIDE SMILES ABOUND."

102. THAT OCCUR?

103. IT'S SO BORING.

104. - COME ON, I'LL TAKE YOU GUYS ON A LITTLE TOUR.

105. - GREAT. HE SEEMS SUPER-COOL.

106. - HE SEEMS COOL. JUST YOU WAIT.

107. WELL, THEY ALWAYS WINE AND DINE YOU FIRST,

108. EAGLETONIANS ARE, WITHOUT EXCEPTION,

109. SNOBBY, CONDESCENDING JERKS.

110. OF OUR BORDER WITH EAGLETON...

111. THE EAGLETON SIDE.

112. - AH. UHH.

113. WILL YOU COME DOWN HERE, PLEASE, AND KEEP ME COMPANY?

114. I'M SO BORED. I NEED YOU.

115. - IF I COME DOWN THERE, CAN I AT LEAST BREAK SOMETHING?

116. - OF COURSE, BABY. ANYTHING. YOU KNOW THAT.

117. AT CITY HALL.

118. IT'S A TERRIBLE JOB.

119. I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO,

120. THE BUILDING FOUR TIMES.

121. ONLY 20 MINUTES HAS GONE BY.

122. UGH! THOUGHT MAYBE

123. SINCE I STARTED TALKING.

124. IT'S ONLY BEEN 15 SECONDS.

125. OHH...

126. OH, BABE, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

127. I GOT SO BORED, I STARTED

128. "DO I MATTER? DO ANY OF US?

129. IN THE WORKS, A GRAND DESIGN?"

130. JUST DUMB STUFF LIKE THAT. - UGH! WHO CARES?

131. WOULD BE EXCITING.

132. NOPE.

133. - WAIT A MINUTE.

134. ISN'T THIS HOW ALL GREAT BERT MACKLIN CASES START?

135. IT'S QUIET.

136. A LITTLE TOO QUIET.

137. - AS YOU CAN SEE, WE LIKE TO KEEP THINGS QUITE IMMACULATE.

138. WHATEVER HAPPENED WITH THAT?

139. - WE TOTALLY FIXED IT. - WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE SMELL.

140. THE SCIENTISTS THINK IT'S GOING TO LINGER FOR ANOTHER 40 YEARS.

141. TO THE CHASE HERE?

142. A TINY PAWNEE PARK?

143. - WELL, I HEARD YOUR PLEA ON THE RADIO,

144. ABOUT THE PROJECT.

145. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A GIANT PARK LIKE THIS

146. POCKET PARK.

147. IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE.

148. WE'RE HERE TO SERVE THEM.

149. - HEY, MR. ST. JAMES!

150. - OH, OUR BALLOON ARTISAN IS OUT OF BALLOONS.

151. EXCUSE ME.

152. - I HAVE CHILLS. LOOK AT MY ARM.

153. BY HIM?

154. YOU'RE LIKE A SOUTHERN BELLE WHEN RHETT BUTLER COMES AROUND.

155. - YES. RHETT BUTLER. THAT'S WHO HE REMINDS ME OF.

156. OR BONO!

157. - WHAT?

158. FOR ANY REASON.

159. IN 1988, WE WERE HIT BY A TORNADO.

160. WE ASKED EAGLETON FOR HELP,

161. THEY WEREN'T HOME.

162. CLAIMED THEY WEREN'T HOME.

163. I DON'T TRUST THAT GUY FOR A SECOND.

164. - LESLIE, LOOK WHAT WRESTON

165. FROM THE BALLOON ARTISAN.

166. IT'S US.

167. DONNA, YOU AND YOUR WORK ARE RAVISHING, AS USUAL.

168. ANN, GREAT ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS.

169. - WOW. GENUINE PRAISE.

170. - IT'S A TIP I PICKED UP FROM LEE IACOCCA'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

171. HELPS BUILD LOYALTY.

172. JERRY! HOW'S THE OLD TICKER?

173. - OH. WELL, UH,

174. - GREAT! GLAD TO HEAR IT.

175. YO, ROOMBA, DROP A BEAT!

176. OF ENTERTAINMENT720.

177. THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE.

178. IF THIS GOES DOWN IN FLAMES,

179. TO HOT OLDER LADIES.

180. I NEED TO REMEMBER THAT.

181. - MAY, 1817.

182. AND CALL IT PAWNEE, INDIANA.

183. A DEBT OF GRATITUDE.

184. - MM. JUNE, 1817,

185. TO FORM EAGLETON.

186. AMONG THE MEANIES?

187. - ACTUALLY, LIKE MOST PEOPLE FROM THE AREA,

188. ON BOTH SIDES.

189. THAT'S WHY I THINK THIS RIVALRY

190. AND SELF-DEFEATING. - YEAH, YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS,

191. BORN IN EAGLETON.

192. FOR THE SINS OF MY MOTHER.

193. - LOOK, MS. KNOPE, I'M REALLY TRYING HERE,

194. BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW

195. IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA.

196. - OH... RUNNING AWAY SO SOON. TYPICAL.

197. YOU KNOW, SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT PAWNEEANS,

198. BUT WE NEVER GIVE UP.

199. "THE MANY SURRENDERS OF PAWNEE."

200. - OH, LOOK WHO'S PAYING ATTENTION TO ME NOW!

201. - OKAY. CAN I SPEAK TO YOU PRIVATELY FOR A MINUTE?

202. BERT MACKLIN.

203. TELL ME WHO YOU ARE, WHO YOU WORK FOR,

204. AND DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO LIE TO ME,

205. BECAUSE I'M AMAZING.

206. MY NAME IS JUDY HITLER,

207. ONLY DAUGHTER OF ADOLF.

208. AND I'M GOING TO TELL MY DADDY

209. YOU WERE MEAN TO ME, BERT MACKLIN.

210. HE'S NOT GOING TO LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

211. SO UNTIE ME! - NICE TRY, MISS HITLER,

212. THAT I WANT.

213. WHERE'S THE NECKLACE WITH ALL OF GERMANY'S WAR SECRETS?

214. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

215. - I THINK YOU DO! - I DON'T!

216. - NOW, YOU GIVE ME THAT WAR-ENDING NECKLACE,

217. OR I WILL RESORT TO TORTURE.

218. - FINE. I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE IT IS, DAMN IT.

219. YOU'RE TOO GOOD, MACKLIN.

220. - DON'T YOU DO IT, HITLER.

221. DON'T YOU DARE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.

222. OH, HITLER, YOU SEXY BASTARD. NO!

223. - YES! - MM... MM!

224. AAH!

225. TO THE BRIM WITH QUESTIONS.

226. THIS WOOD?

227. IS IT MORE PLIABLE? WHAT ARE THESE METAL LATCHES?

228. ARE THEY COPPER OR BRASS? IS ONE BETTER?

229. AND IF SO, WHY?

230. - IF I TELL YOU, THEN YOU WON'T HAVE LEARNED ANYTHING.

231. FROM THE GREAT RON SWANSON.

232. MY THERAPIST, DR. RICHARD NYGARD,

233. NON-EXERCISE-BASED HOBBIES.

234. SO I'VE BEEN STUDYING WOODWORKING WITH RON.

235. I MADE THIS.

236. BEFORE I STARTED, IT WAS BIGGER.

237. - HERE. I HAVE DESIGNED SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

238. WHY DON'T YOU START WORK ON THAT RIGHT AWAY?

239. - YES, SIR!

240. - IT'S A FLIGHT OF STAIRS THAT LEADS TO NOWHERE.

241. BETTER?

242. HE SOUNDS LIKE, RIGHT?

243. - YES. IDI AMIN.

244. OR LORD VOLDEMORT. - NO. YOU.

245. NOW, YOU'VE BEEN VERY RUDE TO HIM,

246. AND YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

247. - HA HA HA. YOU ARE A LAUGH RIOT, BEN.

248. TO SOMEONE FROM EAGLETON.

249. - ALL RIGHT.

250. GOOD-BYE.

251. UP TO YOU.

252. COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT.

253. - I DON'T WANT TO. - YOU CAN—

254. YOU CAN DO IT.

255. MR. ST. JAMES,

256. THIS HAS BEEN A STRANGE DAY.

257. BUT WE WOULDN'T

258. OF PAWNEE.

259. - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HITLER?

260. - ANYWAY, WE WOULD LOVE

261. TO HAVE YOU DESIGN THE PARK,

262. OF RECONCILIATION,

263. APOLOGIZE.

264. MY PREJUDICES,

265. INVOLVEMENT IN THIS PROJECT,

266. AND SO THEREFORE,

267. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I'M—

268. I'M...

269. I'M LESLIE KNOPE.

270. NO.

271. THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT TO SAY. OKAY.

272. I'M...

273. SSS...

274. MY MOUTH IS KINDA DRY.

275. MY MOUTH IS DRY. THIS IS CANADA DRY.

276. IF YOUR MOUTH IS DRY.

277. THAT'S NOTHING.

278. I'M S...

279. I'M SOR...

280. I'M SOR—

281. HE'S A HUMAN BEING. YOU'RE A HUMAN BEING.

282. I'M SOR—

283. - OH, MY GOD. - I'M SORRY.

284. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

285. I'M SORRY THAT I— I'M SORRY, VERY SORRY,

286. THAT I WAS RUDE.

287. IT'S TOO SOON. - YOU KNOW WHAT,

288. AS A GESTURE OF GOOD WILL, I'D LIKE TO WAIVE MY FEE.

289. I'LL DESIGN THE PARK PRO BONO.

290. - THANK YOU.

291. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. - I'VE BEEN WORKING UP

292. A LITTLE MODEL OF THE DESIGN. WHY DON'T I BRING IT OVER,

293. AND WE CAN ALL GO THROUGH IT TOGETHER.

294. - GREAT. AND THEN YOU CAN COME TO OUR WEDDING.

295. - HUH? - WHAT?

296. - IT'S IN MAY, AND WE HAVEN'T PLANNED IT YET,

297. BUT SAVE THE DATE.

298. I WAS NEVER HERE.

299. - AH! - AAH!

300. - WELL DONE, TEAM.

301. OF THE PLACE?

302. THIS YELLOW PAINT?

303. LIKE DRIED PHLEGM.

304. - FOR REAL, TOM. THIS PLACE IS SAD.

305. TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

306. - I THINK WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS WE ALL HAD A GOAL,

307. AND WE ACHIEVED IT.

308. - SO YOU LIKE THE PLACE? - OH, NO, IT'S QUITE TERRIBLE.

309. I CAN DO FOR NOW.

310. AND I'M $46 UNDER BUDGET.

311. FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK.

312. PIZZA PARTY!

313. FOR ALL OF US.

314. WITH NO TOPPINGS.

315. - CHEESE IS A TOPPING, JERRY.

316. BLARING, BY THE WAY?

317. IN THE ELECTRIC COMPANY?

318. AND FEWER PEOPLE,

319. THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT PARTY.

320. - YOU CAN'T RUN, HITLER.

321. 82ND AIRBORNE IS EVERYWHERE!

322. HISTORY CHANNEL.

323. HO HO HO!

324. WHAT IS THIS?

325. A CHILD SPY, SENT TO STEAL THE NECKLACE?

326. BERT MACKLIN, FBI! FREEZE!

327. - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

328. - YEAH, BAD CALL, BERT. - OH.

329. OH, HEY, I'M JUST KIDDING, BUDDY.

330. I'M JUST PLAYING AROUND. MY NAME'S REALLY ANDY DWYER.

331. I'M A SECURITY GUARD.

332. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - JOEY.

333. I WAS WITH MY MOM, AND I GOT LOST.

334. - OH. WELL, GOSH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

335. I'VE GOTTEN LOST HERE ABOUT 500 TIMES,

336. AND I WORK HERE.

337. FIND YOUR MOM, HUH?

338. SHE'S NOT IN THERE, I'LL BET.

339. LET'S TRY THIS WAY.

340. - HELLO?

341. MS. KNOPE, MR. WYATT?

342. WE'RE FROM WRESTON ST. JAMES' FIRM.

343. - OH, HEY, COME ON IN.

344. WHERE'S WRESTON?

345. - HE'S ON HIS WAY. HE WANTED US TO GET STARTED.

346. - AW! OH, WELL. OKAY, I GUESS GO AHEAD.

347. CONTAINING THE SIGHTS, SOUNDS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

348. SMELLS THAT DEFINE YOUR CITY.

349. FOR YOUR MORE... SLACK-JAWED CITIZENS.

350. WHO'VE NEVER SHOWERED BEFORE.

351. TO GET OUT OF HERE...

352. OR I WILL RIP YOUR THROATS OUT.

353. - OUT. NOW.

354. - OH, HEY, MY BACKYARD IS BIGGER THAN YOUR PARKS.

355. - LESLIE, STAY BACK, STAY BACK.

356. ARE AWFUL, TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

357. PAWNEE CAVIAR.

358. - I'M ON YOUR SIDE,

359. AND I'M FURIOUS TOO.

360. BUT THIS JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME.

361. I'M GONNA TALK TO WRESTON,

362. AND I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

363. WELL, I AM GONNA THINK ABOUT A REVENGE PLAN.

364. I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

365. WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES.

366. WE'RE GONNA DRIVE TO HIS HOUSE.

367. WE'RE GONNA SET IT ON FIRE AND WATCH IT BURN.

368. - LESLIE, WE CAN'T DO THAT.

369. - YOU'RE RIGHT. WE CAN'T.

370. - ALL RIGHT, SO...

371. DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR?

372. - NO, NOT AT ALL. - I WAS TALKING TO JOEY.

373. - JOEY! - MOMMY!

374. - THERE YOU ARE.

375. OH, GOD, I WAS SO WORRIED.

376. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

377. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE IT.

378. - WELL, JUST DOING MY JOB, MA'AM.

379. - THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME, ANDY.

380. THANK YOU, TOO, MISS HITLER.

381. - WHAT? - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

382. WOW. YOU MADE THOSE LOSERS VERY HAPPY.

383. - OH, NO, I DIDN'T.

384. BERT MACKLIN DID. - NO...

385. - FBI. - ACTUALLY,

386. THAT LITTLE BOY CRY.

387. - WELL, HE'S A ROGUE AGENT WHO REFUSES TO PLAY BY THE RULES.

388. - SERIOUSLY, I THINK ANDY DWYER

389. THAN BERT MACKLIN. MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR BERT MACKLIN

390. TO HANG UP HIS SHADES.

391. TO DRINK?

392. - ICED TEA, PLEASE. AND CAN I ASK YOU,

393. HERE?

394. - WELL, EAGLETON LIES

395. A MICRO-CLIMATE ZONE.

396. WE ARE... TRULY BLESSED.

397. - GOD, I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE.

398. - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, MAN?

399. WITH THAT STUPID PRANK.

400. IN FACT, THAT'S WHY I'M LATE.

401. WHO WERE RESPONSIBLE,

402. OUT OF THE BUILDING.

403. - WELL... GOOD!

404. WANTED TO PROMOTE THEM, BUT I INSISTED THEY BE FIRED.

405. THAT YOU'RE SERIOUS,

406. MAYBE WE CAN SALVAGE THIS.

407. - I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO. BUT WHAT ABOUT LESLIE?

408. BETWEEN OUR TOWNS.

409. - I THINK YOU'RE WRONG.

410. IS A VERY FORGIVING PERSON.

411. - REVENGE! HA HA HA1

412. THIS IS FOR PAWNEE, YOU BUTT-FACED POMPOUS JERK!

413. WHOO!

414. I LOVE YOU, BEN.

415. YOU WANT A STUPID TIE? I'LL GIVE YOU A STUPID TIE.

416. HA HA! WRESTON, SUCK IT.

417. NOW WE'RE EVEN. - LESLIE.

418. - HUH? - HE DIDN'T DO IT,

419. WHO DID.

420. - ATTENTION, PLEASE.

421. I'VE BEEN GOING OVER THE BOOKS,

422. AND I'M MISSING $9.

423. NOW, I'M NOT ANGRY AT WHOEVER TOOK IT.

424. JUST COME FORWARD.

425. YOU'LL BE SERVED WITH A LAWSUIT,

426. WITH OUR LIVES.

427. - HEY, BUDDY, LET'S GO GET SOME BREAKFAST, OKAY?

428. - FINE. IT WAS YOUR IDEA, SO YOU'RE PAYING.

429. YOU'RE DRIVING. I'M NOT CHIPPING IN FOR GAS.

430. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

431. - I'LL HAVE THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST.

432. OH, LET ME ALSO GET 12 EGGS, UNCOOKED,

433. AND SOME TOAST.

434. 20 SLICES, UNTOASTED, IN A ROW IN A BAG.

435. AND A LOAF OF BREAD.

436. - YEAH, JUST THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST IS FINE.

437. - DON'T OFFER TO PAY IF YOU'RE GONNA BE CHEAP.

438. - LISTEN, MAN, I KNOW YOU DON'T

439. OF ENTERTAINMENT 720, AND THAT'S GREAT,

440. BUT YOU'RE GONNA NEED

441. TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS WORK.

442. - NO. THAT TOM RUINED EVERYTHING.

443. - YES, HE DID,

444. AND DROVE YOU TO BANKRUPTCY.

445. - ARE WE NEARING THE POINT?

446. IS PART OF YOU,

447. AND IN SMALL DOSES, IT CAN HELP.

448. YOU CAN'T HAVE RENT-A-SWAG WITHOUT THE SWAG.

449. TO GET EVERYTHING SET UP.

450. - I KNOW. TAKE THIS.

451. WE ALL CHIPPED IN. USE IT TO SPRUCE UP THE STORE.

452. IN THE COMPANY.

453. - LIKE A MINI PUBLIC OFFERING.

454. "SMORT", ANN. SMORT.

455. FOR CELEBRATION.

456. WAITER! EIGHT STRIPS OF BACON, UNCOOKED,

457. IN A SEALED PACKAGE.

458. THE PAWNEE COMMONS,

459. A CELEBRATION OF PAWNEE'S HISTORY AND PEOPLE.

460. PLAYGROUND...

461. FROM LOCAL RESTAURANTS,

462. LI'L SEBASTIAN FOUNTAIN.

463. I MEAN, IT'S PERFECT. - THANK YOU.

464. - I CAN'T SEE MYSELF

465. 60% OF THESE IDEAS.

466. - I'D EXPECT NO LESS. I'M JUST GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

467. ABOUT THEIR HOMETOWN.

468. - OH, I'M ACTUALLY FROM MINNESOTA.

469. ABOUT PAWNEE?

470. - WELL, I'M IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN FROM HERE.

471. A STRANGE, PASSIONATE, GOOFBALL OF A WOMAN.

472. ME. HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME.

473. - I'M SORRY TO SEE YOU GO, MACKLIN.

474. YOU DIDN'T ALWAYS PLAY BY THE RULES,

475. BUT DAMN IT, YOU WERE A HELL OF AN AGENT.

476. THE ONLY LIFE I'VE EVER KNOWN.

477. - WELL, SOME OF THE BOYS

478. AND WE GOT YOU... THIS.

479. IT ISN'T MUCH, BUT IT'S SOMETHING TO REMEMBER US BY.

480. - 40 YEARS UNDERCOVER. I NEVER EVEN MET MY FAMILY.

481. - WHAT?

482. TO SHOW FOR IT?

483. TOTALLY WORTH IT.

484. - IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE SERVING WITH YOU, SON.

485. - IF YOU EVER NEED ME,

486. IN BED NEXT TO YOU, PROBABLY HAVING SEX WITH YOU.

487. NOW WITH 30% MORE SWAG.

488. TO ADD A LITTLE FLAIR,

489. AND BROUGHT IT HERE, EXCEPT FOR MY BED.

490. I BASICALLY LIVE HERE NOW.

491. - I HATE ALL OF THIS,

492. IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR BUSINESS.

493. - RON, MY WOODWORKING PROJECT— IT'S FOR DISPLAYING SHOES!

494. - YES. THAT WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN.

495. - ALL RIGHT, RENT-A-SWAG TEAM,

496. SURPRISE FOR YOU—PIZZA PARTY!

497. PART 2. - OH, WOW!

498. TWO PIZZAS. AND TOPPINGS!

499. - ONLY ON HALF. I'M NOT ZUCKERBERG.

500. EAT UP, CHUMPS.