Parks and Recreation 5x3

Directed by Ken Whittingham

Lucy Lawless as Diane Lewis • Autumn Butler as Autumn • Tyler F. Anderson as Parking Attendant • Hailey Sole as Tina • Cameron Krugman as Mason

Leslie helps a local swim team get more practice time by working on a new law that extends the hours at the community pool; Ron finds himself filling a pothole for a local woman (Lucy Lawless) as part of Chris' new plan to solve citizens' problems around the city; April and Ben take a road trip to Pawnee.

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1. - HEY, THERE YOU ARE. I MISS YOU.

2. - I MISS YOU, TOO.

3. WHERE ARE YOU?

4. - I'M IN MY NEW CITY COUNCIL OFFICE.

5. - NO WAY. - I KNOW, DO YOU LIKE IT?

6. - I LOVE IT, TOO. CHECK THIS OUT.

7. OF INSPIRATIONAL WOMEN.

8. - AH.

9. IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOU?

10. - YES.

11. BY MYSELF.

12. HERE ARE MY CLOCKS. PAWNEE AND WASHINGTON D.C.

13. - OH, THIS IS THE COOLEST PART EVER.

14. PRIVATE BATHROOM.

15. - UH, OCCUPIED. - OH, MY GOD.

16. - BLAH!

17. - COUNCILMAN JAMM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM?

18. - I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD CALL IT YOUR BATHROOM.

19. IS IN MY OFFICE.

20. JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A GIRL.

21. - EXCUSE ME? - LET'S SOLVE THIS.

22. I'M GOING TO DROP MY LIQUIDS IN HERE,

23. DOWN THE HALL.

24. DEAL? - NO. NO DEAL.

25. - FINE. YOUR LOSS.

26. - HOW?

27. - FUN FACT ABOUT ME.

28. INTENSIVE PSYCHOTHERAPY.

29. TO YOU ALREADY.

30. - SEVERAL TIMES.

31. - WELL, LIKE MY THERAPIST SAYS,

32. "YOU CAN'T SHARE TOO MUCH OR TOO OFTEN."

33. - YOU KNOW, GAYLE AND I,

34. FOR A LITTLE WHILE. - THAT'S TOO MUCH, JERRY.

35. - FOR REAL. KEEP US OUT YOUR BEDROOM.

36. WHEN I LACKED SELF-CONFIDENCE, I CALLED MY RUNNING COACH.

37. AND NOW, NO MATTER WHAT EMOTION I'M FEELING,

38. MY THERAPIST.

39. FOR THE CITY.

40. FOR THE CITY.

41. - NO, ANDY.

42. CITIZENS WILL CALL 311 FOR WHATEVER PROBLEM THEY HAVE.

43. UNCOLLECTED GARBAGE, BROKEN STREETLIGHT,

44. TO THE PROPER DEPARTMENT.

45. - CHRIS, GREAT IDEA.

46. - THANK YOU, ANDY. I AGREE.

47. FOR THINKING OF IT.

48. ABOUT APPRECIATING MYSELF.

49. THANK YOU, CHRIS.

50. YOU'RE WELCOME, CHRIS.

51. I SOUND INSANE.

52. I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO MY THERAPIST.

53. - WELCOME TO PAWNEE TODAY.

54. JOAN CALLAMEZZO.

55. PAWNEE'S CITY COUNCIL APPROVAL RATE IS AT A DISMAL 3%.

56. THAT'S AN ALL-TIME LOW. YUCK.

57. LESLIE, THE CITY COUNCIL

58. OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS,

59. HAVE ACCOMPLISHED,

60. IN MY OPINION, HAS BEEN EMBARRASSING.

61. AND THAT IS A FACT.

62. - NO, THAT'S YOUR OPINION.

63. THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF AN OPINION.

64. - WELL, THAT'S YOUR OPINION.

65. AND SOME PARTISAN BICKERING,

66. BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY

67. FUN IN THE SUN ACT,

68. PUBLIC POOL HOURS CITYWIDE.

69. CAN YOU SAY, "BIG WHOOP"?

70. - RECENTLY, THE CAPTAIN OF

71. MORE PRACTICE TIME,

72. AND I SAID, "ABSOLUTELY."

73. A CITY COUNCILOR.

74. I'M A CITY COUNCILOR WITH PORPOISE.

75. BY PASSING THE BILL, AND EXTENDING POOL HOURS,

76. TO BETTER OUR TOWN.

77. OKAY, PAWNEE PORPOISES YOUTH SWIM TEAM,

78. GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT?

79. LAST YEAR.

80. - WRONG,

81. WHEN THIS BILL BECOMES LAW.

82. - YAY.

83. AND ITS GOVERNMENT.

84. PORPOISE CALL!

85. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

86. - I'M DOING A PORPOISE CALL,

87. WAS PART OF YOUR GROUP,

88. YOU DON'T DO IT ANYMORE

89. AND THAT'S FINE.

90. I'M NOT WEIRD. OKAY, EVERYBODY LEAVE.

91. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CITY COUNCIL MEETING.

92. - HEY, ARE YOU BUSY?

93. FAN FICTION DOES NOT COUNT.

94. I... FINISHED IT LAST WEEK. WHAT'S GOING ON?

95. - UM, I MISS ANDY.

96. YOUR LOVER, CHRIS.

97. - I HAD AN IDEA. IT'S FRIDAY.

98. PAWNEE'S ONLY A TEN-HOUR DRIVE. ROAD TRIP?

99. - OH, I DON'T KNOW,

100. ON SOME WORK THIS WEEKEND.

101. WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR DEATHBED, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO REMEMBER?

102. TO SURPRISE LESLIE?

103. - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? ALL RIGHT, I'M IN.

104. YOU KNOW, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SNEAK OUT EARLY.

105. YOU GET SNACKS. I'LL BRING MUSIC.

106. WE'LL JAM OUT TO SOME SWEET TUNAGE.

107. YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS AWESOME.

108. - ACTUALLY, NO. I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYMORE.

109. - OH. OKAY.

110. - JUST KIDDING. SEE YOU IN TEN MINUTES.

111. - OKAY.

112. - JUST KIDDING. WE'RE NOT GOING.

113. ROAD TRIP!

114. - SO WE'RE GOING?

115. YES!

116. - OH, I'M EXCITED TO BOND A LITTLE WITH APRIL.

117. SHE'S LIKE THE LITTLE SISTER I NEVER HAD.

118. AND NOT TERRIFYING.

119. - 311. - WELL, DIANE, FOR POTHOLES,

120. WITH PUBLIC WORKS.

121. YOU'VE TRIED THEM FOUR TIMES.

122. AND SHOULD BE DISSOLVED.

123. WHILE I TRANSFER YOU.

124. I GOT A 311 CALL, BUT IT WAS ALL STATIC.

125. AN I.T. PROBLEM.

126. - WELL, HOW DO I GET I.T. HERE?

127. - CALL 311.

128. - 311, HOW CAN I—

129. OH, HELLO AGAIN, DIANE.

130. NOBODY ANSWERED?

131. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

132. SOMEONE WILL BE THERE SHORTLY.

133. ANDREW, GET YOUR LUNCH, SOME WATER,

134. AND A 40-POUND BAG OF ASPHALT.

135. - OKAY, BOSS. WHAT ARE WE DOING?

136. - WE'RE FIXING A POTHOLE. - HEY!

137. - PAWNEE 311.

138. OH, NO. NO, THIS IS NOT 911.

139. DONNA, THEY SWITCHED MY PHONE WITH 911.

140. WHAT DO I DO?

141. - I DON'T KNOW. TRY TO HELP.

142. NOW HUSH.

143. IN THIS PIECE.

144. - OH, THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.

145. - GOOD LORD, IT IS HOT.

146. - YES, MERCY ME.

147. LIVING IN THIS TOWN'S

148. IN THE DEVIL'S BUTT CRACK.

149. - ALMOST OUT OF GAS.

150. I'LL WAIT TILL WE'RE ON THE HIGHWAY.

151. NOW, THE GPS SAYS WE SHOULD TAKE 495 TO 270,

152. - OH, MY GOD,

153. BECAUSE I'M A MAP SALESMAN.

154. WHY AREN'T WE MOVING?

155. - BECAUSE. OTHER CARS.

156. - WILL YOU NOT DO THAT? PLEASE DON'T.

157. - PLEASE DON'T DO— OH, GREAT, HERE COMES A GUY.

158. - EXCUSE ME. - MM-HMM?

159. - WHY AREN'T WE MOVING? - EXIT'S CLOSED FOR A BIT.

160. PRESIDENTIAL MOTORCADE.

161. - I'LL JUST SHUT OFF THE CAR TILL IT OPENS UP.

162. HOLY, IT'S HOT.

163. - OH, YEAH, YEAH.

164. BEAUTIFUL, TOM. BEAUTIFUL.

165. DYNAMITE GUMS. - AW, THANKS.

166. - TOM, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I MOVED TO PAWNEE?

167. - SURE.

168. - IT'S BECAUSE

169. AND RUBBER NIPPLES.

170. IT IS A DENTISTRY JACKPOT. IT'S GENIUS, RIGHT?

171. - WELL, D.D.S. DOESN'T STAND FOR "DUMB, DUMB, STUPID."

172. I LIKE THAT.

173. I'M GOING TO STEAL IT. THAT'S MINE NOW.

174. - ALL RIGHT. COOL.

175. HAVE GOTTEN PRETTY TIGHT.

176. AND I'M HOPING TO PARLAY THIS

177. AT THE PAWNEE SMOKEHOUSE,

178. PAWNEE'S MOST EXCLUSIVE CIGAR CLUB.

179. OVERSTUFFED LEATHER CHAIRS, TOP-SHELF BRANDIES.

180. THAT SAYS,

181. "WELCOME TO THE TOP."

182. YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE PAWNEE SMOKEHOUSE, RIGHT?

183. - OH, YEAH. - MAN, I LOVE A GOOD STOGIE.

184. PERSONALIZED CIGAR CUTTER MADE.

185. - WHOA.

186. REAL NICE.

187. NOT MY INITIALS, BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH.

188. - OH, WELL, IT'S NOT—

189. OKAY.

190. HEY, SO, UH, WE'RE STILL ALL GOOD

191. - ACTUALLY, TOMMY, WE NEED TO TALK.

192. SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL.

193. MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS.

194. ARE YOU EXCITED, AUTUMN? - YEAH, DEFINITELY.

195. TO SOMEONE AND EVER REGRET IT?

196. - UH...

197. NOT TO GET A PERM.

198. BUT ANN'S NOT HERE.

199. SO WHEN THE ANN'S AWAY, THE MICE GET PERMS.

200. CHANGED HIS VOTE.

201. HE'S VOTING NO ON FUN IN THE SUN.

202. - WHAT? WHY? HE PROMISED ME.

203. THAT HE CHANGED HIS MIND.

204. COULD REALLY MAKE MY SMILE POP.

205. THOUGHTS?

206. OKAY, WE NEED TO HAVE AN EMERGENCY STRATEGY SESSION NOW.

207. - WHAT ABOUT THE PERM? - THE PERM MUST WAIT, AUTUMN!

208. THE PERM MUST WAIT.

209. - WAIT,

210. ISN'T GOING TO PASS?

211. CAN'T GET ANYTHING DONE.

212. - NOW, WAIT, OKAY, HOLD ON.

213. THIS ISN'T OVER BY A LONG SHOT.

214. - BUT IT'S THREE TO TWO AGAINST US.

215. - YEAH, I KNOW HOW TO DO MATH, MASON.

216. OKAY, DON'T BE AN ALARMIST.

217. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE STAY POSITIVE.

218. IS OUR GREATEST ASSET.

219. - THE BILL IS DEAD, THE PORPOISES ARE DOOMED,

220. AND DEMOCRACY IS OVER. OH, MY GOD.

221. I CAN'T BELIEVE I DECIDED TO GET A PERM.

222. LET ME DO THIS.

223. - LOOK, JAMM SAW YOU ON PAWNEE TODAY.

224. YOU WANT THIS.

225. HE'S JUST TRYING TO GET SOMETHING IN RETURN.

226. 'CAUSE JUST WHEN WE'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING REALLY GOOD,

227. DUE TO SOME STUPID,

228. SELFISH JERK BUTT.

229. YOU KNOW, SCREW JAMM. SCREW JAMM.

230. I'M JUST GOING TO TRY TO GET COUNCILMAN MILTON'S VOTE.

231. - MILTON? HE'S, LIKE, 150 YEARS OLD.

232. - YEAH. HE'S GOT GRANDKIDS, OKAY?

233. AND—AND KIDS LOVE TO SWIM.

234. AND HE'LL GIVE US HIS VOTE.

235. HE'S AN OLD PERSON,

236. AND I'LL TALK TO HIM REALLY SLOWLY.

237. I JUST NEED TO HURRY UP. HOW DO I LOOK?

238. - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THAT.

239. - HI, I'M ANDY. I REALLY LIKE YOUR DRESS.

240. - I'M A PRINCESS. - I'M A MERMAID.

241. - I'M THE DIRECTOR OF PARKS AND RECREATION.

242. I'M HERE TO FIX THAT HOLE.

243. - THIS IS OUR KINGDOM. YOU HAVE TO ASK PERMISSION.

244. - EXCUSE ME?

245. - YOUR HIGHNESSES,

246. TO BEFIX DOTH HOLES YONDER.

247. - ONLY IF YOU CAN TAG US.

248. - COME HERE.

249. - YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.

250. TO PULP FICTION,

251. SOUNDTRACK TO SINGLES,

252. TO GROSSE POINTE BLANK.

253. SO MANY SOUNDTRACKS?

254. - OH, WELL, UH,

255. IT'S YOUR FAVORITE DIRECTORS

256. JUST FOR YOU.

257. - EWW.

258. OH, HERE'S SOMETHING.

259. "BENJI'S COOL TIMES SUMMER JAMZ MIX."

260. - OH, NO, I—YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT...

261. - I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT. - WE DON'T—WE DON'T—

262. - I WANNA HEAR WHAT'S ON IT. - WE DON'T NEED TO—

263. APRIL...

264. - DON'T JUDGE ME.

265. - COUNCILMAN, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU

266. IN THE SUN BILL,

267. AND I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU, BUT THE VOTE IS IN AN HOUR.

268. - WHEN I'M DONE EATING, WE'LL TALK.

269. I'VE EATEN THE SAME LUNCH FOR 58 YEARS.

270. CAESAR SALAD, EXTRA DRESSING,

271. EXTRA CROUTONS, AND EXTRA ANCHOVIES.

272. IN 1948, AS A MEMBER OF THE DIXIECRAT PARTY.

273. THEIR PLATFORM? "DE-INTEGRATE BASEBALL."

274. IS IN THE DRESSING.

275. TRY IT. IT'S AN APHRODISIAC.

276. YOU TOO, MY STRANGE, FOREIGN FRIEND.

277. - NO, THANK YOU. - TOM, EAT SOME.

278. - I'M NOT EATING RACIST SALAD.

279. - THE MORE WE EAT, THE FASTER WE TALK.

280. - MMM.

281. THE IGNORANCE.

282. - IT'S PRONOUNCED "ANCHOVIES."

283. - HI.

284. DIANE LEWIS.

285. I OWN THIS POTHOLE.

286. - RON SWANSON. I'M HERE TO FIX IT.

287. - OH, SEAWEED CHOKE! UGH!

288. IS MY COLLEAGUE.

289. - OH, YOU'RE NOT EVEN FROM THE PUBLIC WORKS DEPARTMENT?

290. - LOOK, IT APPEARED THAT NO ONE

291. WAS GONNA FIX THIS, SO I DECIDED TO DO IT MYSELF.

292. WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

293. YES, MA'AM.

294. YES, I DO.

295. - COUNCILMAN,

296. - AND SEVEN GREAT-GRANDKIDS.

297. TIM, MARY, JACK,

298. UH, TIM, MARIE, TIM, AND MARY.

299. - DON'T FORGET ABOUT TIM.

300. - RIGHT, TIM.

301. HOW MANY IS THAT?

302. - YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY HARD TO TELL.

303. THIS MIGHT NOT WORK.

304. - LET ME FIND JAMM, SEE IF HE'LL BARGAIN.

305. - MM-HMM.

306. - WHAT COUNTRY IS HE FROM?

307. - ICELAND.

308. - "DATA HAD NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE.

309. "OF COURSE, DATA HAD NEVER FELT ANYTHING BEFORE.

310. "BUT CAPTAIN PICARD COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTE

311. "THE SMILE THAT CREPT OVER

312. BUT LIFELIKE FACE."

313. - I'M GONNA MURDER YOU.

314. - I UNDERSTAND. JUST ONE SECOND.

315. "AS THEY WALKED DOWN THE HALL INTO THE BRIDGE—"

316. - LEMONADE?

317. - PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

318. - HEY, I'M SORRY IF I WAS CURT EARLIER.

319. I'M A SINGLE MOM,

320. GET CHAOTIC AROUND HERE.

321. - NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.

322. THIS IS DELICIOUS.

323. - WELL, I GOT IT FROM FOOD AND STUFF, SO—

324. - THAT'S WHERE I GOT THESE GLOVES.

325. - RIGHT?

326. SO, HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU GONNA FIX THIS HOLE?

327. JUST FOR MY OWN EDIFICATION.

328. - UH, I DUG THE LOOSE GRAVEL OUT OF THE HOLE.

329. NOW I'M USING A JACKHAMMER TO REMOVE THE LARGER PIECES,

330. THEN I'LL SPRAY DOWN

331. WITH COLD PATCH ASPHALT.

332. - WELL, THANK YOU.

333. NOW I CAN FIX THE NEXT ONE MYSELF.

334. DO YOU HEAR THAT BIRD?

335. - JAMM! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

336. SUPPORT OF ONE OF YOUR BILLS? COMMITTEE CHAIRMANSHIP?

337. - I WANT YOUR TOILET. - WHAT?

338. - YOUR OFFICE, WITH THE PRIVATE BATHROOM?

339. HE WANTS YOUR OFFICE.

340. - YEAH, I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, BUT, UH,

341. I'VE GOT IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME.

342. - THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT POLICY?

343. ABSOLUTELY NOT. - THIS IS A NO-BRAINER.

344. JUST MAKE THE TRADE, EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

345. - I'M NOT HAPPY.

346. 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T GET TO POOP WHEREVER HE WANTS?

347. NO, I'M GONNA GET COUNCILMAN MILTON,

348. BACK IN YOUR PANTS, SIR.

349. - YEAH, WELL, LOVE THE HAIR!

350. ANDY, COME HELP ME TAMP THIS DOWN.

351. - FOR THE LAST TIME,

352. RON, IT'S PRINCESS RAINBOW SPARKLE.

353. - HOLY MOSES.

354. INTO A PRINCESS?

355. - NO.

356. REALLY MAKE DIANE HAPPY.

357. - WHY WOULD THAT MATTER?

358. SHUT UP.

359. - OOH.

360. COME HELP ME TAMP THIS DOWN?

361. IT'S A JOB THAT REQUIRES TWO MEN.

362. TWO PRINCESSES?

363. PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE?

364. - OH.

365. - THIS IS IMPRESSIVE.

366. YOU REMIND ME OF A YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL STROM THURMOND.

367. - YES, I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS.

368. - COUNCILMAN MILTON, DO I HAVE YOUR VOTE?

369. - YES, INDEED. - OH.

370. OH, THERE'S A LOT OF SALAD DRESSING ON YOUR HAND.

371. - SHALL WE KISS?

372. - HUH? NO. NO!

373. AAH! OH! - OH!

374. OH. - OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY?

375. PLEASE BE OKAY.

376. PLEASE, STILL BE ABLE TO VOTE.

377. WE CAN KISS IF YOU WANT TO.

378. - WITH TONGUE?

379. - HEY! NO.

380. - SHE TRIED TO KISS ME.

381. SHE WAS INSATIABLE.

382. - WELL, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD, YOU KNOW,

383. GETS BETTER, YOU KNOW?

384. - UH, YEAH, WE'RE NOT POSTPONING ANYTHING, OKAY?

385. I'M PUSHING THE VOTE THROUGH AND IT WON'T PASS.

386. COMPLIMENTARY TOOTHBRUSH?

387. YOU'RE MISSING THE BACKS OF YOUR UPPER CANINES.

388. SLOPPY TECHNIQUE.

389. - EXCUSE ME?

390. TOOTHBRUSH TECHNIQUE.

391. - JUST GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS. TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT.

392. I ALWAYS DO. IT'S SO EASY.

393. WITH DENTISTS.

394. I'M TRYING TO TELL EVERYBODY THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS GREAT,

395. AND I THINK IT STINKS.

396. - YOU DON'T MEAN THAT. - YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T.

397. I TAKE IT BACK. WHY DID I SAY THAT, TOM?

398. GOD, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.

399. - MORE ROUGE!

400. - EVERYTHING GOING GOOD?

401. TO FIX A POTHOLE,

402. NOT BE MOCKED.

403. - I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST— YOUR FACE IS RIDICULOUS.

404. - THANK YOU FOR THE LEMONADE.

405. IN AN HOUR.

406. - WAIT, BUT WE WERE GONNA MAKE A SPARKLE PALACE!

407. RON, YOU'RE WALKING ACROSS HOT LAVA!

408. - OH! - OH, NO!

409. - WHOA, IT'S MOVING.

410. IT'S MOVING. - WHAT?

411. YES! - FINALLY.

412. - NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

413. - WHAT? - NO!

414. WE'RE OUT OF GAS.

415. AAH!

416. - AAH!

417. - NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS,

418. THE FUN IN THE SUN ACT,

419. BY COUNCILWOMAN KNOPE.

420. - COUNCILMAN,

421. IN ITS ENTIRETY.

422. MS. BEAVERS? - FINE.

423. AMENDMENT, 217-426...

424. - BUYING TIME, I SEE. WHAT'S UP?

425. - YOU CAN HAVE MY OFFICE.

426. - OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU, UH— WHY DON'T YOU SWEETEN THE POT?

427. MY PARKING SPACE.

428. - AND?

429. FROM YOU.

430. - AND?

431. - AND, THAT IS ENOUGH.

432. AND SHUT UP. AND I HATE YOU.

433. - WE GOT A DEAL.

434. CAN'T WAIT TO DROP MY KIDS AT THE POOL.

435. BY "KIDS," I MEAN TURDS. - I GET IT.

436. - YEAH.

437. TO PUNISH HER.

438. - DONNA, PLEASE, CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

439. THAT'S COMING OUT FACE UP.

440. IN A CORKSCREW FASHION.

441. AND SHE LIKES YOU.

442. AND YOU LIKE HER. I CAN TELL.

443. - "A," I DON'T RECALL INVITING YOU IN HERE,

444. AND "B," I DID NOT LIKE HER.

445. SHE'S NOT MY TYPE.

446. HER LIFE IS MESSY.

447. - RON, MESSY IS FUN, OKAY?

448. AND I LOVE IT.

449. I MEAN, LOOK AT MY HAIR.

450. I HAVE GUM IN MY HAIR.

451. - LISTEN, I WILL NOT PURSUE DIANE.

452. END OF STORY.

453. - PLEASE, JUST STEER. - BE STRONGER.

454. OW.

455. THAT WAS A GREAT ROAD TRIP.

456. WE MADE IT 40 FEET.

457. - YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST IT TOOK A MILLION HOURS,

458. AND IT WAS 180 DEGREES,

459. AND WE STARVED TO DEATH. - SO FUN.

460. HEY, HOW ABOUT NEXT WEEKEND WE FLY TO PAWNEE?

461. TICKETS ARE ON ME. - REALLY?

462. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. DEFINITELY.

463. - NAH, NEVER MIND. I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.

464. - WHAT? OH, MY GOD.

465. - SEE HOW IT FEELS?

466. - EXCELLENT WORK, EVERYONE!

467. PARTICULARLY YOU, RON.

468. VERY SATISFIED CITIZEN.

469. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR HER?

470. - I FIXED HER POTHOLE.

471. - IS THAT A EUPHEMISM?

472. - NO. - THEN GREAT WORK.

473. TO THANK YOU HERSELF.

474. - IF YOU'RE HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE POTHOLE,

475. I DID IT CORRECTLY.

476. - ACTUALLY, I'M HERE TO ASK YOU OUT FOR DINNER.

477. - WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT

478. THE LADY OUT.

479. I'M A MIDDLE SCHOOL VICE-PRINCIPAL.

480. I DON'T SCREW AROUND. DOES THAT FREAK YOU OUT?

481. - NO, ON THE CONTRARY.

482. - SO, DINNER?

483. - PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

484. - WELL, IT'LL BE CASUAL.

485. NO NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP.

486. THAT THE 311 PROGRAM IS A MODERATE SUCCESS.

487. SPEAK WITH ME IN PERSON,

488. BUT I'M JUST HAPPY TO SEE

489. FINALLY WORK.

490. - OKAY, SO LET'S GET READY FOR THE PHOTO, GUYS.

491. DEMOCRACY TO LEAST EXCITED.

492. WAIT A MINUTE. EVERYBODY'S EXCITED?

493. I BET YOU ARE!

494. JUST BECAME LAW.

495. - BOY, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE

496. - HEY, CAN YOU NOT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS, PLEASE?

497. I'M TRYING TO TEACH THEM HOW GREAT GOVERNMENT IS.

498. - OH, THIS IS A TEACHING MOMENT?

499. GREAT. HEY, UH, KIDS?

500. HOW LESLIE GOT YOUR BILL PASSED?

501. - WHAT THE HELL, MAN? WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

502. - UM...

503. - UM, BECAUSE IT'S FUN IN THE SUN!

504. EVERYBODY IN THE POOL!

505. - YAY, POOL!

506. - YAY, DEMOCRACY!

507. OH, NO, MY PERM.

508. - TA DA. WHAT DO YOU SEE?

509. - YOUR NEW CITY COUNCIL OFFICE. - YES.

510. AND IT IS

511. FROM YOUR OFFICE, SO WE CAN WAVE AT EACH OTHER.

512. BUT IT IS ALSO PAWNEE'S

513. CIGAR CLUB, TOM'S SMOKEHOUSE.

514. - WHOA! "SMOKE DOG."

515. MEMBER'S CHAIR.

516. - NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

517. MAN, JAMM'S GOTTA BE PRETTY MAD AT US.

518. - I AIN'T SCARED OF HIM.

519. HE'S A PUNK.

520. TO MAKING THINGS HAPPEN.

521. - I'LL PUFF TO THAT.

522. I DO NOT LIKE THIS.