Parks and Recreation 5x2

Directed by Kyle Newacheck

Lee de Broux as Terrence • Courtney Cook as Dee Dee • Pete Ploszek as Ellis • Kevin Symons as Councilman Dexhart • Mary Faber as Kathryn Pinewood

Leslie decides to wage war on obesity in Pawnee in her first mission as city councilor by passing a city-wide soda tax. Meanwhile, Andy tries to get in shape for his police-entrance exam, and Ben struggles to connect with the interns in his office.

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1. SENT US CARE PACKAGES.

2. - "HEY, BEN, JUST A FEW THINGS TO REMIND YOU OF HOME.

3. LOVE, LESLIE."

4. AH, WAFFLE MIX.

5. JJ's DINER MUG.

6. NEW PAJAMAS.

7. WOW, THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN HERE.

8. "BOX 1 OF 12"?

9. - "APRIL, HERE'S SOMETHING

10. CHAMPION."

11. - "ALSO, YOU ARE WAY BETTER AT LAUNDRY.

12. "CAN YOU PLEASE DO MINE AND SEND IT BACK TO ME?

13. THANKS. LOVE YOU. MOUSE RAT RULES. LOVE, ANDY."

14. - LESS CUTE.

15. - "P.S. PLEASE HURRY.

16. "I'VE BEEN WEARING

17. FOR THREE DAYS NOW."

18. LOOK, THERE'S A PICTURE.

19. - AH! THAT'S HORRIFYING.

20. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

21. - OKAY, SO DO YOU HAVE THE RESULTS OF THE STUDY?

22. - YES, AND THEY'RE GREAT.

23. LOWER DIABETES IN THIS TOWN.

24. OH, AND I HAVE A GREAT PROP FOR THE MEETING.

25. 10-YEAR-OLD CONSUMES,

26. FROM SODA, EVERY MONTH.

27. - THAT IS GROSS. - IT'S GROSS.

28. - ALL THAT SUGAR? - IT'S REALLY GROSS.

29. - WHAT A POWERFUL IMAGE. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

30. - WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE SUGAR? IT'S SO GOOD.

31. I'VE PROPOSED A TAX ON

32. FROM DRINKING THEM.

33. I BELIEVE, WITH MY HELP,

34. PAUNCH BURGER, BIG AND WIDE, THE FAT SACK,

35. CORONEL PLUM'S SLOP TROUGH—

36. SUE'S SALADS

37. OUT OF TOWN.

38. - AH, COUNCILWOMAN.

39. AMERICAN CITIZEN,

40. DOUBLE BACON GRENADE DELUXE, HASH BROWNS,

41. CHILI CHEESE FRIES, AND ONE POACHED EGG.

42. - UGH! NUMBER TWO IS RIGHT.

43. - I ALSO PICKED UP A 64-OUNCE SWEETUMS SUGAR SPLASH.

44. DAMN IT, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH.

45. - RON, I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE.

46. ASIDE,

47. AS A CITY COUNCILWOMAN.

48. THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO SAY TO YOU.

49. - PLEASE DON'T.

50. FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS,

51. IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU.

52. YOU HIRED ME. YOU'VE ALWAYS SUPPORTED ME.

53. HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?

54. GET ME A REFILL.

55. - HEY, EVERYBODY.

56. SO, I'VE BEEN GOING OVER YOUR REPORTS.

57. LET'S TRY TO BE CONSISTENT WITH OUR FONTS, GUYS, OKAY?

58. THERE'S A CRAZY AMOUNT

59. IN THESE MEMOS.

60. - YEAH, PEOPLE. CONSISTENT FONT USAGE. COME ON.

61. - TIMES NEW ROMAN, ACROSS THE BOARD.

62. NO GENEVA, NO GARAMOND, DEFINITELY NO PAPYRUS.

63. - PAPYRUS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

64. THERE'S NO PLACE FOR THAT IN A PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SETTING.

65. - YES! THANK YOU, APRIL.

66. NEED TO BE WHIPPED INTO SHAPE,

67. BUT DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE THEY CALL ME DEVO,

68. 'CAUSE I CAN "WHIP 'EM GOOD."

69. THE CONTENT'S PERFECT TOO.

70. OH, AND, UH, 12 POINT.

71. 13'S JUST OBNOXIOUS. GREAT MEETING.

72. - OUT OF THE WAY, PEOPLE.

73. COMING THROUGH.

74. - HO HO!

75. - SO, YOU BOYS ARE GONNA GO WORK OUT TOGETHER, HUH?

76. NICE. WHEREABOUTS? - COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

77. - EH, THAT'S TOO FAR.

78. TO BECOME A POLICE OFFICER.

79. AND I AM IN TERRIBLE SHAPE, BUT I CAN ALREADY DO THIS...

80. SO, I'M GETTING THERE.

81. SO, I'VE GOT

82. TO GET INTO THE POLICE ACADEMY, AND NUMBER ONE IS,

83. "BE ABLE TO RUN 2 MILES IN UNDER 25 MINUTES."

84. THAT'S A TYPO, RIGHT?

85. YOUR MIND AND YOUR BODY,

86. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

87. - ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

88. - MS. PINEWOOD,

89. RECENTLY, MANY OF

90. "SMALL-SIZE" OPTION

91. TO A WHOPPING 64-OUNCES.

92. - THAT'S CORRECT, AND IT'S GREAT FOR THE CONSUMER.

93. MORE BANG FOR THE BUCK.

94. ON TRIAL HERE?

95. CALL THAT "SMALL"?

96. - WELL, IF THE CUSTOMER TRULY WANTS A SMALLER SIZE,

97. THERE IS AN OPTION.

98. - OH, DO YOU MEAN THE "LI'L SWALLOW"?

99. DOES ANYBODY BUY THAT?

100. FOR THEIR DOLLHOUSES,

101. BUT THEY'RE NOT VERY POPULAR.

102. I MEAN, FOR ONLY A NICKEL MORE,

103. YOU GET 64 OUNCES.

104. - WELL, UH, PAUNCH BURGER

105. WITH A NEW 128-OUNCE OPTION.

106. A GALLON,

107. THEN, THERE IS A HORRIFYING 512-OUNCE VERSION

108. THAT THE CALL "CHILD SIZE."

109. A "CHILD-SIZE SODA"?

110. - WELL, IT'S ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A TWO-YEAR-OLD CHILD,

111. IF THE CHILD WERE LIQUEFIED.

112. IT'S A REAL BARGAIN AT $1.59.

113. - I'M SORRY, MS. PINEWOOD,

114. NEED THIS MUCH SODA?

115. - IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO SPEAK FOR THE CONSUMER,

116. BUT EVERYONE SHOULD BUY IT.

117. - COME ON, ANDY, COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT.

118. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.

119. DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG.

120. - AAH! - YES!

121. - OH, MY GOD.

122. IT'S SO HOT. IT WAS HORRIBLE.

123. OH, I'M GOING TO DIE. I'M SO TIRED.

124. EVERYTHING HURTS.

125. RUNNING IS IMPOSSIBLE.

126. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

127. - TOM, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR CRITICISM.

128. IN 29 MINUTES AND 43 SECONDS.

129. - NO! I'M NEVER GONNA BE A COP.

130. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE A ROBBER.

131. - OH, COME ON. HANG IN THERE, PAL.

132. I'M GONNA DRIVE AROUND.

133. - ANDY, I'M PROUD OF YOU.

134. NOT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID, WHICH WAS TERRIBLE,

135. BUT BECAUSE OF WHAT I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET YOU TO DO.

136. I GUESS I'M PROUD OF ME.

137. - THANKS, MAN. ME TOO.

138. - WE HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO.

139. - OH, HEY, ELLIS,

140. PICTURES UP ON THE WEBSITE?

141. - OH. YEAH. I STARTED DOING THEM.

142. FINISH DOING THEM?

143. - OH. LATER, MAN.

144. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD,

145. UP YOUR BUTT.

146. - WHO DO YOU THINK DREW IT?

147. WAS IT NATHANIEL? ELLIS?

148. MAN, I FEEL LIKE

149. OR LIKE ME AT ALL.

150. - HONESTLY, YOU COULD

151. ON THE FONT STUFF.

152. - AND EVERYTHING IN GENERAL.

153. - GOD, THIS IS INSANE. THEY'RE INTERNS.

154. THEY'RE TOTALLY REPLACEABLE, AND I'M THEIR BOSS.

155. JUST FIRE THEM.

156. - UH, HEY, JEN.

157. LISTEN, I'M HAVING A PROBLEM WITH SOME OF THE INTERNS.

158. I'M THINKING OF MAKING SOME CHANGES.

159. YEAH.

160. CONGRESSMAN MURRAY'S NEPHEW.

161. TO DONALD RUMSFELD.

162. BRITTANY'S DAD IS BEN BERNANKE'S DENTIST.

163. IS SERIOUSLY CONNECTED.

164. SO, NEW PLAN.

165. INSTEAD OF FIRING THEM,

166. THEIR ASSES LIKE CRAZY.

167. - MS. KNOPE, THIS IS ABOUT CONSUMER RIGHTS,

168. AND IF THEY DON'T WANT TO DRINK OUR DELICIOUS SODAS,

169. OPTIONS, LIKE WATER ZERO.

170. - OH, YES. LET'S TALK ABOUT WATER ZERO.

171. THERE ARE ZERO CALORIES,

172. LIKE MOST WATER, BUT IN FACT,

173. IT HAS 300 CALORIES PER SERVING.

174. ISN'T THAT MISLEADING?

175. OF WATER IN IT,

176. WHICH IS ZERO.

177. ZERO-CALORIE WATER,

178. TRY DIET WATER ZERO LITE.

179. IT HAS ONLY 60 CALORIES.

180. - OKAY, I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE.

181. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

182. - OH, COUNCILWOMAN, ONE MORE THING.

183. IF YOUR TAX BILL PASSES,

184. WILL HURT BADLY.

185. WE'LL HAVE TO LAY OFF ABOUT 100 PEOPLE.

186. - YOU'RE BLUFFING. SHE'S BLUFFING.

187. ARE YOU BLUFFING?

188. YOUR TAX BILL PASSES,

189. GOES WIDE.

190. SEE YOU AT THE MEETING.

191. - "LESLIE KNOPE SODA TAX FORCES MASSIVE LAYOFFS."

192. OH, MY GOD, ANN. I NEED SOME SUGAR.

193. - NO, NO. NO, NO, NO! STOP IT!

194. LESLIE, YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

195. - OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED.

196. VERY COMPLICATED,

197. I AM GOING TO VOTE,

198. I'D LOVE TO HEAR FROM BOTH SIDES.

199. WHO'D LIKE TO START? YES.

200. - YEAH, I WORK AT COLONEL PLUMP'S,

201. THE SLOP TROUGH IS,

202. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT LAYING PEOPLE OFF.

203. SO, MAYBE YOU COULD GET OFF

204. AND HELP ME KEEP MY JOB.

205. - WELL, SIR, I MAY VOTE AGAINST THE TAX,

206. BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I DON'T TAKE JOB LOSSES LIGHTLY.

207. - NO. I WANT THE TAX.

208. THOSE GIANT SODAS,

209. AND HE'S GAINED 100 POUNDS IN THREE MONTHS.

210. CONSEQUENTLY, WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN TEN YEARS.

211. IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS.

212. - WELL, WE HAVE LOTS OF OTHER PROBLEMS.

213. - WELL, MA'AM,

214. FOR PUBLIC HEALTH.

215. - ALL TAXATION IS THEFT!

216. CAN TAX ME,

217. I-I CAN—I CAN DO THIS.

218. - GROVER, GIVE THAT WOMAN HER PURSE BACK.

219. - THERE'S A LOT OF PILL BOTTLES IN HERE.

220. TO THE PACE CAR.

221. SPEAKER SYSTEM, MAD MEN BAR, iPAD DOCK, AND BAM!

222. ORANGE RACING STRIPE.

223. IT'S A PERFECT RECREATION OF HAN LUE'S NISSAN

224. TOKYO DRIFT.

225. WEIRDLY, SO FAR, NO ONE HAS NOTICED.

226. THAT REALLY MOTIVATES YOU.

227. THIS GOAL?

228. A GOOD JOB FOR ME AND APRIL.

229. - YES! KEEP GOING. DIG. - OKAY, YEAH.

230. UH, I LOVE APRIL. I THINK SHE'S AWESOME.

231. SHE'S ALL I CARE ABOUT IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

232. - YES. LOVE AND FAMILY.

233. - WHAT ELSE IS THERE, REALLY?

234. - NOTHING AT ALL.

235. - I EXERCISE BECAUSE, WHEN I WAS A BABY,

236. I HAD A RARE BLOOD DISORDER,

237. LIKE MY BODY'S IN TIP-TOP SHAPE...

238. - AH.

239. - SO IT DOESN'T DESTROY ME, LEAVING ME TO DIE ALONE.

240. - GREAT. YOU GOT YOURS, I GOT MINE.

241. I'M GONNA GO RUN TILL I PUKE. LET'S GO.

242. - GUESS WHAT'S IN THESE BOXES, EVERYBODY?

243. WHAT? PIZZA. THAT'S RIGHT.

244. EVERYBODY CHILL OUT. TAKE A PIZZA BREAK ON ME.

245. ELLIS, WHAT'S UP, MY MALE? YOU GRAB A SLICE OF 'ZA, BRAH.

246. - ALL RIGHT.

247. - HEY, DUDE, DO YOU PLAY ULTIMATE?

248. - YEAH, I PLAY INTRAMURAL AT GEORGETOWN.

249. - DUDE, SO DID I, IN COLLEGE.

250. - WHOA, YOU GUYS SHOULD GET MARRIED.

251. MORNING IN THE PARK.

252. - WHAT ABOUT THE WEBSITE? - WHATEVER.

253. ANYTIME.

254. SOME TIGHT DISC GRABS,

255. AM I RIGHT, ELL-BONES?

256. - YEAH, IT SOUNDS GOOD. - YEAH?

257. - IT'S BETTER THAN WORKING.

258. NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT.

259. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, PIZZA LOVERS.

260. TOMORROW MORNING, PRE-WORK ULTIMATE IN THE PARK.

261. EVERYBODY'S INVITED. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

262. LET'S DO IT TO IT, MY DUDES.

263. - OKAY, ANYONE ELSE?

264. - YEAH, IF WE PUT A TAX ON SODA,

265. I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT, INCOME?

266. - SIR, YOU DON'T PAY YOUR INCOME TAX?

267. THE GOVERNMENT'S BUSINESS.

268. - OH, WELL, NO, ACTUALLY, IT IS.

269. - WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME OR WHAT I LOOK LIKE,

270. SO GOOD LUCK FINDING ME.

271. ALL BAD THINGS,

272. AND WOMEN'S VAGINAS.

273. - WE'RE NOT TAXING ANYONE'S GENITALS.

274. ARE WE DOING HERE?

275. COME ON, BOYS.

276. - OKAY, UM, LET'S TAKE A QUICK STRAW POLL.

277. AND RED IF YOU DISAGREE. ANN?

278. - "THE SODA TAX IS GOOD AND WILL HELP PEOPLE GET HEALTHIER."

279. - SO, ABOUT HALF? - HALF.

280. OKAY, "THE SODA TAX IS BAD AND UNFAIR TO CONSUMERS."

281. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THIS IS VERY CONFUSING.

282. LOSING MY JOB,

283. YOU OUGHT TO LOSE YOUR JOB.

284. LET'S RECALL LESLIE KNOPE.

285. - LET'S DO THIS!

286. WE KODAKED THAT MOMENT.

287. YEAH, ROCKED THAT SCOOBER!

288. WHOA! YOU GOT IT, HOWIE!

289. ALL RIGHT, APRIL, WHAT'S THE SCORE?

290. - 1,000 TO 7.

291. - GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP, BRO.

292. SORRY.

293. - ANDY, REPEAT AFTER ME. - OKAY.

294. - "I RUN FOR APRIL." - I RUN FOR APRIL.

295. - RUN FOR YOUR WIFE, SON!

296. - "I RUN FOR LOVE." - I RUN FOR LOVE.

297. - PLAYAZ, AT YOUR MARKS.

298. - WHAT DO YOU RUN FOR AGAIN, CHRIS?

299. - NOBODY. NOTHING. DOES IT REALLY EVEN MATTER?

300. - GET SET. GET AT ME!

301. - WHOA!

302. - OH, HEY, YOU OKAY?

303. - NO. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY BODY.

304. - WHAT? - MY LEGS AREN'T WORKING.

305. I'M BROKEN.

306. AND SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY.

307. - HEY.

308. - YIKES. YOU LOOK WEIRD. - SO DO YOU.

309. THAT'S A LIE. YOU ALWAYS LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

310. OKAY, WELL, I COULDN'T SLEEP A WINK LAST NIGHT,

311. FOR A PICK-ME-UP.

312. I COULDN'T DECIDE WHAT KIND OF SODA I WANTED,

313. IN ONE CUP.

314. YOU KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE?

315. - DISGUSTING? - MM-HMM.

316. - HOW ARE YOU GONNA VOTE? - I DON'T KNOW.

317. IF I VOTE FOR THE TAX, THEN I MIGHT LOSE MY JOB,

318. AND IF I VOTE AGAINST IT,

319. MY OWN BILL.

320. IT'S LIKE I'M FLOATING IN THIS GIANT RIVER OF AMBIGUITY.

321. I'M UNDER A WARM WATERFALL OF UNCERTAINTY.

322. REAL BAD?

323. - YES. - YEAH.

324. - I'VE LOST ALL OF MY INSTINCTS.

325. I'M LOST. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

326. I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT, AND WHEN THEY CALL MY NAME,

327. I'LL DO WHAT MY GUT TELLS ME TO DO.

328. - COUNCILMAN HOWSER? - AYE.

329. VOTES AYE.

330. COUNCILWOMAN KNOPE, HOW DO YOU VOTE?

331. - OH, NO.

332. UHH!

333. GENTLEMEN, IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE FALLEN ILL.

334. MAYHAPS, MIGHT I SUGGEST THAT WE HAVE A RE—AAH!

335. CAN WE TAKE A RECESS?

336. - WELL, YOUR PULSE IS SUPER FAST,

337. A GALLON OF SUGAR WATER.

338. - WOW, I'M A MESS.

339. EVERYTHING'S UPSIDE-DOWN, YOU KNOW?

340. I MEAN, WHEN I USED TO JUST WORK HERE,

341. SO SURE OF MYSELF.

342. NOW EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT.

343. - JEEZ. DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO DISSOLVE SUPER GLUE?

344. - WELL, NOT EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT, RIGHT?

345. - RIGHT.

346. HEY, ELLIS.

347. ELL-BOW. ELL-CHUPACABRA. DRINKIN' COFFEE.

348. - WHAT? - OH, IT'S—IT'S A—

349. IT'S FROM 40 YEARS AGO. NEVER MIND.

350. HEY, THAT WAS REALLY FUN THIS MORNING, HUH?

351. - YEAH. - YEAH.

352. - YEAH, TOTALLY.

353. - UH... - OH, WOW, LOOK AT THAT.

354. DID YOU DRAW THAT?

355. - UH, NO, I DIDN'T. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

356. IT'S REALLY GOOD.

357. I MEAN, YOU'RE A— YOU'RE A GREAT ARTIST.

358. LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU'RE RELATED TO.

359. I'M YOUR BOSS, AND YOU CAN'T KEEP DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THIS.

360. - HEY, MAN, I DIDN'T DRAW IT. YOUR DAUGHTER DID.

361. - WHAT? - HER.

362. - APRIL'S NOT MY DAUGHTER. SHE'S MY FRIEND.

363. SHE'S MY DAUGHTER? WHATEVER.

364. THE POINT IS, SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME.

365. - SORRY, DAD.

366. - RON, MY ROCK, MY STEADY, GUIDING LIGHT.

367. O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN.

368. I ASKED FOR?

369. THOSE CHAMBERS IN 20 MINUTES,

370. AND I HAVE TO CAST A VOTE,

371. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

372. - I'M SURE YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

373. - RON, THE PEOPLE

374. WANT TO FIRE ME.

375. - SO WHAT? I'VE TRIED TO FIRE YOU.

376. OKAY, RON, COME ON. BE SERIOUS.

377. - I WAS NOT JOKING.

378. HERE IS YOUR PERSONNEL FILE. SEE FOR YOURSELF.

379. - "BRILLIANT WORK." "COMMENDATION."

380. "ABOVE AND BEYOND."

381. - KEEP READING.

382. - "REQUEST FOR TERMINATION"?

383. YOU TRIED TO FIRE ME ONCE?

384. - NO, NO, NO, NO. I TRIED TO FIRE YOU FOUR TIMES.

385. FOUR—FIRED—TIMES?

386. - IF YOU NEED TO BOOT AGAIN, THE TRASH CAN'S ON YOUR RIGHT.

387. - HEY, MAN, WHAT'D THE DOC SAY? EVERYTHING OKAY?

388. CAME BACK,

389. AND THE NEWS IS TERRIBLE.

390. - THEY FOUND NOTHING.

391. - NOTHING?

392. - NOTHING. THE SILENT KILLER. - OH, MY GOD.

393. - CHRIS, THAT MEANS EVERYTHING'S OKAY.

394. WHY WEREN'T YOU AT PRACTICE THIS MORNING?

395. - YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.

396. MY MINIMUM REQUIREMENT.

397. MINIMUM CHAMPION!

398. - I'M GOING TO DIE ONE DAY, PROBABLY,

399. ON THIS SILLY, LITTLE PLANET.

400. I'M GONNA DIE AN ANONYMOUS, MEANINGLESS SPECK OF DUST.

401. - WOW.

402. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE

403. IT'S TOO BAD THERE'S NOT DOCTORS FOR YOUR MIND.

404. ALL RIGHT, WELL, HEY,

405. I'M GONNA GO RUN SOME MORE LAPS.

406. WILL YOU TIME ME? GO.

407. - HE'S KIND OF RIGHT, CHRIS.

408. AND HOW YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.

409. GOES WRONG,

410. YOU SPIRAL LIKE CRAZY.

411. A THERAPIST.

412. I HOPE I'M NOT OUT OF LINE.

413. - AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRERE.

414. YOU ARE AS "IN LINE" AS A PERSON CAN BE.

415. AND AN AMAZING MOTIVATOR.

416. WHAT WAS MY TIME?

417. - I DON'T KNOW. 43. - YES! NEW RECORD.

418. - ALL MY LIFE, I HAVE TRIED TO ACHIEVE EXTERNAL GOALS.

419. RUN A FOUR-MINUTE MILE, CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST.

420. BUT BEFORE I CAN DO THAT,

421. OF MY MIND.

422. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DID YOU TRY TO GET ME FIRED?

423. HERE, YOU DROVE ME NUTS.

424. YOU WANTED TO DO,

425. AND YOU'D IGNORE ME

426. AND DO IT ANYWAY.

427. YOU WERE INSUBORDINATE, STUBBORN,

428. A PAIN IN MY ASS, AND, WORST OF ALL, BUBBLY.

429. PUBLIC SERVANT.

430. - RIGHT. THAT WAS THE WORST THING YOU WERE.

431. THE POINT IS, I ENDED UP

432. TO HAVE YOU FIRED,

433. BECAUSE, ULTIMATELY,

434. I'D RATHER WORK WITH

435. THAN A WISHY-WASHY KISS-ASS.

436. - WELL, I HAD CONVICTION BECAUSE I KNEW WHAT I BELIEVED IN,

437. WITH THIS NEW JOB.

438. I'VE LOST MY BEARINGS.

439. - NO, YOU HAVEN'T.

440. INTO UNKNOWN TERRAIN,

441. BUT YOU'RE STILL YOU.

442. YOU KNOW WHAT?

443. FROM HIGH SCHOOL?

444. - A COMPASS. ALL GREAT ADVENTURERS NEED ONE.

445. - THANK YOU, RON.

446. AND, LOOK, AS FAR AS THIS FIRING STUFF GOES,

447. I WON'T FORGET AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

448. - THERE SHE IS.

449. - HERE'S THAT REPORT YOU WANTED, BOSS.

450. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT HAS 30 DIFFERENT FONTS ON IT,

451. AND YOU ONLY LIKE ONE.

452. DO YOU LIKE IT? - YEAH, IT'S HILARIOUS.

453. - OKAY, I'M SORRY I DREW THOSE PICTURES OF YOU.

454. I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND.

455. - LOOK, YOU MAY NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY,

456. IS IMPORTANT TO ME.

457. AND BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY,

458. YOU'D ENJOY IT

459. SEMBLANCE OF PROFESSIONALISM,

460. AND I NEED YOU TO GIVE, LIKE, EVEN A 15% EFFORT.

461. - 12%. - 15.

462. FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M ASKING FOR 15% EFFORT.

463. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A NEGOTIATION.

464. - FINE. I'M SORRY. 15.

465. - CITY COUNCILWOMAN KNOPE, HOW DO YOU VOTE?

466. - AYE. STRONGLY IN FAVOR.

467. - THE SODA TAX MEASURE PASSES, 3-2.

468. - YES, I'M VERY PLEASED

469. MY CONSCIENCE.

470. AND BY THE WAY, SHE'S TOTALLY BLUFFING

471. ABOUT LAYING PEOPLE OFF, YOU WATCH.

472. ANYWAY, I MAY HAVE MADE SOME ENEMIES TODAY,

473. PART OF THE JOB.

474. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IN THE FUTURE,

475. MY FRIENDS.

476. HAVE HAPPENED.

477. - LET'S KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE.

478. - YEAH, I LOVE CUPCAKES.

479. - ELLIS HATES YOU, AND HE HAS HERPES.

480. - HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? - MY PROBLEM IS YOU, SMELLIS.

481. TO FINISH THE WEBSITE,

482. AND IF YOU DON'T DO IT, I SWEAR TO GOD,

483. I'M GONNA MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

484. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. 14TH STREET, RIGHT?

485. I'M GONNA GET A MELON BALLER

486. AND EAT THEM,

487. AROUND.

488. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

489. - YES.

490. DO IT.