Parks and Recreation 5x16

Directed by Craig Zisk

Gary Kraus as Gene Strackwell • Mara Marini as Brandi Maxxxx • Joe Mande as Morris • Christopher Frontiero as Kevin • Jelani Quinn as Dong Swanson

Leslie is determined to help a local video store stay in business, while Chris offers Tom advice on how to deal with a difficult employee. Elsewhere, Ann resorts to blackmail to get April to be her friend.

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1. AS YOU CAN SEE, YOUR STORE IS HOPPIN'.

2. LIKE THEY'RE GOING OUT OF STYLE.

3. - YEAH, IT'S A LOT OF FOOT TRAFFIC, TOMMY.

4. I LIKE IT.

5. - OH, "DAY-YAY-YAM,"

6. A SAUSAGE PARTY IN HERE.

7. FOR THE RECORD,

8. WOULD HIT IT, WOULD HIT, WOULD HIT.

9. HARD PASS.

10. - TOM, WHO IS THIS... PERSON?

11. MONA-LISA SAPERSTEIN,

12. MY NEW SALES ASSOCIATE.

13. - MONA-LISA SAPERSTEIN?

14. MY TWIN SISTER, FROM THE SAME MISTER.

15. FOR HIRING MONA-LISA.

16. IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

17. EVEN THOUGH, HONESTLY, SHE'S...

18. IN THE WORLD.

19. HUGE SKANK. TERRIBLE.

20. BUT THANK YOU. IT MEANS A LOT.

21. - OF COURSE. GOT TO KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY.

22. - YEAH, BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS FAMILY?

23. - ACTUALLY, THAT REMINDS ME,

24. BA-BA-BA-BOSS MAN...

25. TO A PITBULL CONCERT.

26. TO THAT.

27. AND SO IF YOU SAY THAT I CAN'T GO,

28. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TAKING SOMETHING AWAY FROM ME.

29. - UM, STORE'S REALLY BUSY.

30. I KINDA NEED YOU TO STAY. - MM-HMM.

31. UM, I ALSO DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

32. SO IF YOU SAY NO,

33. IN THE BATHROOM.

34. - OKAY, I GUESS YOU CAN GO.

35. - YEAH, I KNOW I CAN.

36. - WHAT DID I TELL YOU, HUH?

37. SHE'S THE WORST IN THE WORLD.

38. JEAN-RALPHIO. HOW ARE YOU?

39. - HELLO.

40. WELCOME TO PAWNEE VIDEODOME.

41. TODAY WE'LL BE SCREENING

42. STANLEY KUBRICK'S 1957 CLASSIC PATHS OF GLORY.

43. IT'S ABOUT THREE MEN WHO REFUSE

44. AND ARE EXECUTED FOR COWARDICE.

45. - OR WE COULD, YOU KNOW, MAYBE SCREEN A DIFFERENT MOVIE.

46. ONE THAT'S A LITTLE BIT MORE UPBEAT.

47. LIKE FINDING NEMO OR...

48. - I COULD DO, UH, SHOAH.

49. - OKAY, PATHS OF GLORY IT IS.

50. THIS IS THE PAWNEE VIDEODOME.

51. TO HELP LOCAL BUSINESS.

52. THIS IS A PAWNEE INSTITUTION.

53. LIGHTS, CAMERA, PERD.

54. - IT'S A HEARTWARMING STORY, BUT IT'S JUST NOT BELIEVABLE.

55. I GIVE E.T. 11/2 STARS.

56. - ANDY, IT'S OVER.

57. GET UP, ANDY.

58. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

59. WHAT'S EVERYBODY— WHERE ARE WE?

60. IS THAT IT'S REALLY DEPRESSING.

61. SPEAKING OF WHICH, SADLY,

62. NEXT MONTH,

63. WILL BE CLOSING ITS DOORS.

64. FOREVER. - NO!

65. HAVE ATTENDED OUR SCREENINGS,

66. FOR YOUR PATRONAGE,

67. RENTED MORE MOVIES.

68. - GUYS, WE HAVE TO HELP OUT DENNIS AND HIS BUSINESS.

69. EVERYBODY RENT SOMETHING, SO WE CAN HELP DENNIS.

70. SIR, WILL YOU RENT SOMETHING?

71. - WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

72. FOR FREE.

73. I'M WATCHING IRON MAN 2 ON MY PHONE RIGHT NOW.

74. - OKAY, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

75. I, FOR ONE, AM GOING TO RENT FINDING NEMO.

76. - OOH, WE DON'T CARRY CARTOONS.

77. ABOUT THE OCEAN,

78. OF JAPAN'S WHALING INDUSTRY.

79. IT'S CALLED TEARS OF MY BLOWHOLE.

80. AND IT'S—IT'S NAUSEATING.

81. - I'LL JUST BUY SOME RED VINES.

82. - OH, WE ONLY HAVE

83. AND, UM, BULGARIAN WHEAT BALLS.

84. - LESLIE, SERIOUSLY, WHERE ARE WE?

85. THROUGH LIFE.

86. - YEP, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

87. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

88. YOUR DAD-CISION YET?

89. - I AM 100% CERTAIN

90. THAT I AM 0% SURE OF WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

91. IF I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE SPERM,

92. SO SHE CAN HAVE A BABY.

93. IT'S A BATTLE

94. ANY LIVING THING.

95. - THERE'S $60 MISSING FROM THE REGISTER.

96. I THINK MONA-LISA'S STEALING FROM ME.

97. - YEAH, IT IS ABSOLUTELY MONA-LISA.

98. 100%. SHE'S A TOTAL KLEPTO.

99. ALL THOSE THINGS.

100. - OKAY, AS YOUR CFO,

101. OF HER IMMEDIATELY.

102. - I'M THROWING

103. FOR ALL MY BEST CLIENTS.

104. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIND SOMEONE NEW.

105. THIS SUCKS.

106. - YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,

107. A SACK OF FLOUR,

108. PRETENDING IT WAS A KID.

109. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE TOM YOUR SACK OF FLOUR,

110. TO PARENT HIM A LITTLE?

111. - BEN, THAT IS LITERALLY

112. IN HUMAN HISTORY.

113. - I HEARD "SACK OF FLOUR" AND "HIGH SCHOOL."

114. FAKE DRUGS FOR SOPHOMORES?

115. BECAUSE IF TRUE, THIS GUY WANTS IN.

116. - YEAH, JUST HAVE MR. TRAEGER CALL ME WHEN HE GETS BACK IN.

117. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

118. DON'T TELL HIM THAT I CALLED.

119. JUST WHEN HE GETS THERE,

120. AND TELL ME HE'S BACK?

121. YOU KNOW WHAT?

122. LET'S JUST PRETEND THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN, OKAY?

123. THIS IS JERRY GERGICH CALLING. BYE.

124. A SECRET.

125. BUT IF YOU TELL ANYONE,

126. WITH A GIANT SYRINGE.

127. - GOOD MORNING, APRIL. WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

128. - I'M THINKING ABOUT APPLYING

129. IN BLOOMINGTON.

130. - OH, MY GOD, APRIL, THAT'S GREAT!

131. WHOA! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

132. - THE INTERNET.

133. A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.

134. IN A HOSPITAL,

135. YOU WOULD WRITE ONE FOR ME?

136. - REALLY?

137. GENERALLY, BETWEEN US,

138. THE UPPER HAND.

139. IN MY PURSE.

140. THE UPPER HAND.

141. AND I'M GOING TO USE IT

142. TO CRUSH HER...

143. TO ME.

144. TO WRITE YOU THAT LETTER.

145. OVER THERE.

146. WITH HIM?

147. - I DON'T HOOK UP WITH EVERYONE I KNOW.

148. ALTHOUGH, YES, WE DID HOOK UP.

149. THAT LETTER,

150. OR SOMETHING?

151. - NO, YOU HAVE TO BE MY FRIEND.

152. - NO, THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE.

153. - DON'T DO THAT.

154. OF HOW TO SAVE YOUR STORE.

155. IF WE GET

156. AS A HISTORICAL LANDMARK,

157. TO KEEP YOUR BUSINESS AFLOAT.

158. IN PRIVATE ENTERPRISE.

159. - WELL, RON, WE ALL KNOW

160. THE FREE MARKET.

161. TO DO SOMETHING INTELLECTUAL.

162. AT BEANIE'S COFFEE.

163. DO NOT RHYME.

164. IF YOU SAY IT LIKE THIS.

165. IT'S POINTLESS.

166. - THIS MAN IS A FAILURE.

167. HE IS NOT UP TO SNUFF.

168. HIS BUSINESS IS FAILING, AND YOU'RE BAILING IT OUT.

169. THIS IS A BAILOUT, AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

170. DOWN AT BARRETT'S HARDWARE.

171. - YOU MAY GET A LITTLE HEAT FOR THIS, OKAY?

172. SO USE YOUR MONEY WISELY.

173. THAT PEOPLE WANNA SEE.

174. - LIKE, UH,

175. WITH THE SUBTITLES.

176. - NO. LIKE PIXAR.

177. REESE WITHERSPOON.

178. I KNOW THIS IS GONNA HURT,

179. BUT MAYBE SOME MICHAEL BAY.

180. - WHAT? NO, NO. NO.

181. - TOM, I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

182. - DO WE NEED TO SIT LIKE THIS? - YES.

183. MONA-LISA'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

184. AND I'M SURE THAT IT'S NOT EASY

185. WHEN IT'S THE SISTER OF A DEAR FRIEND.

186. - OH, NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

187. OUT OF ME.

188. A POLICE HORSE IN THE FACE.

189. AND TELL HER, "I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED."

190. YOU'RE TOM HAVERFORD.

191. YOU'RE A SMART,

192. WITH AN ADORABLE, LITTLE BELLY.

193. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.

194. - YEAH, I'LL TALK TO HER BEFORE THE PARTY.

195. AND IF SHE MURDERS ME,

196. TO CLEAR MY BROWSER HISTORY.

197. THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, MAN.

198. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

199. SON.

200. - WHAT'S THAT?

201. - NOTHING. - ALL RIGHT.

202. MY FIRST BRUCE LEE MOVIE.

203. AND MY SECOND BRUCE LEE MOVIE.

204. IN SEVENTH GRADE,

205. IN THE ALLEY BEHIND THE STORE,

206. A GIANT HORNET'S NEST.

207. AND I THREW A ROCK AT IT, AND IT EXPLODED.

208. AND HORNETS CAME OUT.

209. THE POINT IS,

210. OBVIOUSLY,

211. AT A HORNET'S NEST.

212. WITH TREMENDOUS COMMUNITY VALUE,

213. TO EXPAND THEIR HORIZONS.

214. - RON?

215. AT A CITY COUNCIL MEETING?

216. ARE YOU LOST? ARE YOU HURT?

217. - NO, I AM HERE TO EXPRESS AN OPINION.

218. GOVERNMENT BAILOUT.

219. AND I, FOR ONE, REFUSE

220. INTO A SOCIALIST HELLSCAPE.

221. ALLOW ME TO ELABORATE.

222. ITS MEAT AND PELT.

223. ABOUT WOUNDED MEAT.

224. OR RASHOMON.

225. - YOU RENTED RASHOMON?

226. OF THAT?

227. - I HAVEN'T RENTED IT, ACTUALLY, YET.

228. WHERE I COULD RENT RASHOMON.

229. - UH, YOU CAN JUST WATCH IT ONLINE,

230. FOR FREE, WHENEVER YOU WANT.

231. - BAILIFF!

232. FOR YOUR ABSURD OPINION, WHICH IS SHARED BY NO ONE.

233. NOW, ARE THERE

234. BEFORE WE VOTE? MM.

235. THIS JACKET?

236. - OH. CURLY SUE, THAT JACKET IS SO UGLY.

237. YOU SHOULD JUST TAKE IT.

238. - IT'S 15 FOR THE DAY,

239. 40 FOR THE WEEK.

240. THANK YOU.

241. WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS.

242. FOR THE WHAT-WHAT WHAT, WHAT?

243. RIGHT NOW?

244. - OKAY, WE NEED TO DISCUSS YOUR WORK HABITS.

245. - OKAY, SURE,

246. - NO. WE'RE DOING THIS NOW.

247. MY AUTHORITY AROUND HERE!

248. - OR ELSE WHAT?

249. - OR ELSE I'LL FIRE YOU.

250. - I SAID, IF YOU DON'T SHAPE UP, I'LL FIRE YOU.

251. RIGHT NOW,

252. I COULD CRAP MY PANTS.

253. - UGH.

254. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

255. CHANNING TATUM'S BODY,

256. RYAN GOSLING'S FACE,

257. AND MICHAEL FASSBENDER'S... SENSE OF HUMOR.

258. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

259. BUILD YOUR PERFECT GUY.

260. - UM...

261. YAO MING'S TORSO,

262. NAPOLEON'S BRAIN,

263. OF NOTRE DAME'S HUNCHBACK.

264. DO YOU LIKE MY NAILS?

265. UNDERNEATH LAYERS OF SARCASM, RESENTMENT, AND GRUMPINESS,

266. I KNOW, DEEP DOWN SOMEWHERE,

267. APRIL LIKES ME.

268. I'M KIND OF JUST FRACKING FOR FRIENDSHIP.

269. - GENE STRACKWELL, OWNER OF STRACKWELL HARDWARE.

270. TO FILL OUT FOR THE BAILOUT?

271. WE'RE NOT BAILING ANYONE OUT.

272. HISTORICAL LANDMARK STATUS.

273. - WE'VE BEEN AROUND

274. ART HOUSE MOVIE BULLCRAP.

275. TO BUY TOOLS.

276. - UH, YOU CAN JUST BUY TOOLS ONLINE.

277. BAILIFF, WHY IS HE BACK IN HERE?

278. - I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

279. FREE MONEY.

280. I NEED $3,000.

281. MINIMUM.

282. - MR. FANTRINGHAM,

283. A PERSONAL LOAN.

284. SOME SERIOUS PHYSICAL HARM...

285. UNLESS HE GOT $3,000?

286. - I'D CALL THE POLICE.

287. THE POLICE.

288. OF THE "LIBERTY OR DIE" PARTY.

289. ARE DEPLORABLE.

290. YOU'RE JUST HANDING OUT BLANK CHECKS.

291. I WAS ON FOOD STAMPS.

292. I WAS ON WELFARE.

293. AND NOBODY EVER HELPED ME.

294. A BLANK CHECK.

295. TO SPEND THEIR MONEY.

296. IN A FEW DAYS, DENNIS WILL REOPEN.

297. INSTITUTION WILL BE SAVED.

298. - ARE THERE ANY OTHER COMMENTS? - YES.

299. OF THE "LIBERTY OR DIE" PARTY

300. HAS HIT SOME HARD TIMES.

301. COULD LOAN US SOME MONEY.

302. - MM-HMM.

303. - TOM, HOW DID IT GO WITH MONA-LISA?

304. TO CHANGE HER ATTITUDE,

305. TO FIRE HER.

306. - WELL, THAT IS VERY RESPONSIBLE AND MATURE.

307. SHE TOOK IT WELL?

308. - UM... YEAH.

309. FOR SOME REASON, SHE GOT SUPER TURNED ON.

310. WE STARTED MAKING OUT. HARD.

311. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE'RE BACK AT MY PLACE,

312. HAVING SEX.

313. WE'RE TOGETHER NOW.

314. - HEY, BITCH, I NEED

315. IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BEESWAX,

316. NAMELY, I NEED TO WAX MY BEE.

317. - HERE YOU GO.

318. - I'D STILL HIT IT.

319. I'M COOLIN' ON YOU.

320. - SEE? PERFECT!

321. - OKAY, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE.

322. ARE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT.

323. FINE. MIRANDA.

324. - NO, I THINK YOU'RE A CHARLOTTE.

325. YOU'RE LIKE A SCARY CHARLOTTE.

326. HEY.

327. - HEY, YOU.

328. WHAT'S— WHAT'S UP?

329. - NOTHIN'.

330. - THIS IS WEIRD.

331. - NO, IT'S NOT. - YEAH, IT IS.

332. WHY IS IT WEIRD? - IT'S NOT WEIRD.

333. TO TALK IN PRIVATE?

334. - NO, ANYTHING YOU CAN SAY TO ANN, YOU CAN SAY TO ME

335. BECAUSE WE'RE BEST FRIENDS THIS WEEK.

336. - C-CAN WE TALK LATER?

337. - YEAH. - OKAY.

338. WHAT'S GOING ON, BEST FRIEND? - NOTHING, NEVER MIND.

339. - TELL ME. - NOTHING'S HAPPENING.

340. BACK TO FORCED FRIENDSHIP.

341. HEY, LET'S GO PUT ON OUR PJ'S

342. AND MAKE WHITE RUSSIANS. SO FUN.

343. - COUNCILWOMAN.

344. OF YOUR GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION,

345. AND I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU—

346. THIS PLACE AROUND.

347. - REALLY?

348. OH, MY GOD, THIS IS AMAZING, DENNIS.

349. - HEY. - YOU DID IT!

350. WE DID IT! I DID IT.

351. THIS IS ME. - YES, IT WAS.

352. - I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.

353. GOT RID OF ALL THOSE DUSTY, OLD FOREIGN FILMS

354. THAT'S ALWAYS DONE PRETTY WELL FOR US.

355. WHAT THEY WANT, RIGHT?

356. - IT'S DEFINITELY WHAT THAT GUY WANTS.

357. - I LIKE THIS STORE NOW.

358. EFFECTIVELY OWNS A PORN SHOP.

359. PORN PEDDLERS!

360. LET'S GIVE A BIG ROUND OF

361. IN BUSINESS!

362. - NO. EVERYONE STOP APPLAUDING.

363. FOR THE RECORD, I WAS

364. TREMENDOUS CULTURAL VALUE.

365. - LESLIE, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE SUPPORTER OF MY WORK.

366. - NO, NO, I HAVEN'T.

367. - SO I'M THRILLED

368. THAT I'M PLAYING LESLIE KNOPE

369. OF THIS GOVERNMENT BAILOUT!

370. - PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.

371. - OH, WE ALREADY FILMED IT. - OH!

372. WAS REALLY FALTERING.

373. BUT NOW WE'RE BACK.

374. YOU'RE OUR HERO!

375. - OH!

376. - OKAY. ARE YOU READY?

377. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH CHRIS? YES.

378. - NO. TO SING.

379. - NO, TELL ME ABOUT CHRIS.

380. - TELL ME ABOUT CHRIS, OR I'M LEAVING,

381. AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LETTER.

382. TO DONATE HIS SPERM.

383. TO MAKE UP HIS MIND, AND IT'S REALLY FREAKING ME OUT.

384. AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT,

385. ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE BUT THAT,

386. BUT IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY.

387. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS SONG. IT'S AMAZING.

388. - THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

389. - I MADE EVERYTHING WORSE.

390. IF TOM WERE A BAG OF FLOUR,

391. TO BE A HAPPY, WELL-ADJUSTED LOAF OF BREAD.

392. THAT FLOUR CAN ACHIEVE.

393. - OKAY, SO YOU'RE REALLY GONNA SAY NO TO ANN?

394. - I CARE ABOUT ANN VERY DEEPLY, BUT...

395. I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'M CUT OUT TO BE A DAD.

396. - YOU KNOW, CHRIS, EVERY PARENT MAKES MISTAKES.

397. I MEAN, LORD KNOWS I'VE MADE PLENTY.

398. BUT IT'S THE SMALL VICTORIES THAT KEEP YOU GOING.

399. OR—OR GRADUATE COLLEGE,

400. OH, MY GOD, IT JUST MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT.

401. IF, LIKE—

402. IF I—

403. YOU KNOW, AND THEN YOUR KID'S—

404. BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE—VRRRR— I DON'T KNOW.

405. AND EVERYONE'S LIKE,

406. "OH."

407. OH, I'M SORRY, GUYS.

408. TALK THIS LONG.

409. I JUST GOT LOST.

410. AND VERY WELL SAID,

411. INCOHERENTLY.

412. - AND I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER EIGHT.

413. - THAT'S A PARTY PLATTER. IT SERVES 12 PEOPLE.

414. WHAT I'M ABOUT, SON.

415. - GO AHEAD, RON. LET ME HAVE IT.

416. OH, WAIT, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.

417. I TOLD YOU SO, LESLIE.

418. WITH BUSINESS.

419. GOVERNMENT IS BAD, BUSINESS IS GOOD.

420. FREE MARKET.

421. IS THE ONLY WAY, LESLIE.

422. OUR COUNTRY FORWARD.

423. IT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT.

424. AND FRANCE TERRIBLE.

425. - I LIKE CAPITALISM. I LOVE COMPETITION.

426. I'M MORE COMPETITIVE THAN YOU.

427. - I DON'T THINK SO. - I THINK SO.

428. - SETTLE DOWN. - NO, SETTLE UP.

429. 'CAUSE THE BILL'S BEEN PAID, AND I'VE PAID IT,

430. AND I'VE WON.

431. LOOK, THE POINT IS

432. BUT DON'T NECESSARILY RAKE IN THE MONEY.

433. - THE FREE MARKET IS A JUNGLE.

434. IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND BRUTAL AND SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE.

435. WHEN A BUSINESS FAILS, IT DIES,

436. AND A NEW, BETTER ONE TAKES ITS PLACE.

437. AND GOVERNMENT BE GOVERNMENT.

438. - HERE YOU GO.

439. AND ONE NUMBER EIGHT.

440. ALL RIGHT, PARTY TIME.

441. 'CAUSE IT ONLY TAKES FOUR MINUTES,

442. AND IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.

443. BE NECESSARY.

444. TO BE MY FRIEND ANYMORE.

445. - THANK GOD.

446. - I CAN'T TELL

447. IS JUST HOW YOU ARE,

448. WITH YOU.

449. SO I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

450. BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, SO THERE.

451. - I GOT YOU SOMETHING TOO.

452. - A BABY-NAMING BOOK.

453. WITH CHRIS.

454. AND IF IT DOESN'T, I HOPE IT WORKS OUT WITH SOMEONE.

455. - WE'RE GONNA HUG NOW.

456. - NO. - YEAH.

457. - OW! YOU'RE HURTING ME!

458. - MM! LOT OF HOT "D" IN HERE TONIGHT.

459. OOH, LOOK AT THAT CHUNKY HUNKY.

460. WHAT HIS DEAL IS.

461. - NO, I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO SOME OTHER GUY.

462. WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER, YOU CAN'T CHECK OUT OTHER GUYS.

463. OR ELSE IT'S OVER BETWEEN US, YOU UNDERSTAND?

464. - MM! TOMMY LAYING DOWN THE LAW. A LITTLE FEISTY.

465. I LIKE THAT, OKAY? I'MA GO GET A SODA.

466. AFTER I DO THAT?

467. - SURE. - ALL RIGHT.

468. WELL.

469. WITH MONA-LISA ARE...

470. - YEAH. I THINK I'M GRADUALLY TRANSFORMING HER

471. TO ONLY KINDA TERRIBLE.

472. IT'S THE SMALL VICTORIES, YOU KNOW?

473. - INDEED.

474. - THE SMALL VICTORIES.

475. SHE'S KIND OF A MONSTER,

476. BUT WHATEVER.

477. I'M YOUNG. SHE'S SEXY.

478. I'M JUST GONNA SEE WHERE THIS ROLLER COASTER GOES.

479. - FAIR ENOUGH.

480. YOU NEED HELP WITH?

481. HOW TO RIDE A BIKE YET?

482. - YEAH. I'M 28 YEARS OLD.

483. I'M PROUD OF YOU, BUD.

484. - THANKS!

485. - ANN PERKINS.

486. A HAPPY "ANN PERKINS,"

487. A BAD-NEWS "ANN PERKINS"?

488. - OH, HAPPY. OBVIOUSLY.

489. SOUNDS LIKE THIS.

490. "ANN PERKINS."

491. - OH.

492. - WELL, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

493. AND I'M IN.

494. I WANT TO BE A PARENT.

495. I WANT TO RAISE A CHILD,

496. THAT COMES WITH IT.

497. - CHRIS, THIS IS SO GREAT.

498. I'M SO HAPPY. - ME TOO.

499. WELL, I GUESS YOUR UTER-YOU

500. ARE NOW OUR UTER-US.

501. - DON'T MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND.

502. INTO A PORNO PALACE,

503. DENNIS LERPISS.

504. TONIGHT'S FILM IS...

505. THE SOUND OF MUSIC.

506. AND... ACTION.

507. - I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, DONG SWANSON.

508. THE LOCAL VIDEO STORE'S ABOUT TO GO UNDER.

509. WE HAVE TO SAVE IT.

510. - OH, THIS IS THE WRONG MOVIE.

511. WE NE— SHUT THIS DOWN, PLEASE.

512. SHUT IT DOWN. - SORRY, LESLIE.

513. I'M A STRICT LIBERTARIAN,

514. AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN BAILOUTS.

515. - THIS IS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED.