Parks and Recreation 5x15

Directed by Nick Offerman

Tracy Howe as Officer Skorggel • Jamie Denbo as Kim Terlando • Morgan Peter Brown as Charles • Susan Yeagley as Jessica Wicks • Jim Meskimen as Martin

Leslie's speech she prepared for a special event is stolen. Ben begins his new job at the Sweetums Charity Foundation. Ann summons the courage to ask an important question.

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1. - WELL, THE HONEYMOON WAS AMAZING.

2. TO SIT AND WAIT FOR THE BUS.

3. THEORETICALLY. - IT'S POSSIBLE.

4. HONOLULU CITY HALL.

5. - SHUT UP. - YOU KNOW.

6. - OH, MY GOD, WHAT WAS IT LIKE? - IT WAS AMAZING.

7. WELL, IT LOOKED AMAZING, BUT IT WAS CLOSED.

8. - OH, MY GOD, BUMMER.

9. - OKAY, I HAVE PRESENTS!

10. UM... CHRIS, WE GOT YOU

11. IS A SUPERFOOD.

12. - AND A SUPER GIFT.

13. - DONNA, WE GOT YOU SOME COFFEE,

14. "I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY MEN.

15. DARK, RICH, AND FULL-BODIED."

16. - YES, INDEED.

17. - ANN, WE GOT YOU SOME VERY RARE HAWAIIAN FERTILITY TEA,

18. - THAT'S SO NICE. WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT?

19. - WELL, THE BUSBOY

20. FULL OF THIS STUFF,

21. AND I'M JUST REALIZING NOW THAT IT'S NOT TEA.

22. - RON, THIS IS THE HAWAIIAN GOD OF ANGER.

23. WHEN YOU'RE AT WORK.

24. - WE DID NOT FORGET JERRY. - RIGHT, RIGHT.

25. - WE GOT JERRY SOME EARBUDS,

26. AND A BAG OF PEANUTS,

27. AND THE SKYMALL CATALOG.

28. FROM YOUR TRIP TO WASHINGTON!

29. - TOM, WE GOT YOU

30. OF YOUR PERSONAL HERO.

31. NO WAY!

32. FROM HAWAII FIVE-0!

33. - APRIL, AS REQUESTED,

34. INTO THAT VOLCANO.

35. - THANK YOU.

36. - ANDY, AS YOU REQUESTED,

37. FROM TARGET.

38. - THANK YOU. ALL MINE ARE DIRTY.

39. THANK YOU, HAWAII.

40. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.

41. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE

42. CORRESPONDENTS' LUNCH.

43. THERE'S SO MANY WONDERFUL, TALENTED JOURNALISTS HERE.

44. FROM THE PAWNEE SUN.

45. - OH, HEY, HEY.

46. I LOVE THE PAWNEE SUN.

47. THAT IT'S A USELESS TABLOID.

48. BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S USELESS.

49. I THINK IT'S GREAT FOR HOUSEBREAKING PUPPIES.

50. PAWNEE CORRESPONDENTS' LUNCH.

51. IT'S AN ANNUAL AFFAIR

52. THE GOVERNMENT ROAST EACH OTHER.

53. THE PAWNEE SUN.

54. 364 DAYS A YEAR, THEY RAKE ME OVER THE COALS.

55. TODAY, I TAKE THOSE BURNING COALS,

56. BACK DOWN THEIR THROATS,

57. DRIP OFF THEIR WORTHLESS FACES!

58. IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN.

59. OKAY, I NEED MORE JOKES, PEOPLE.

60. HIS FIRST DAY AT WORK,

61. TO PICK UP THE SLACK.

62. - I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU. - OKAY.

63. YOUR TAX DOLLARS EFFICIENTLY.

64. - THAT'S NOT REALLY A JOKE, RON. - I DISAGREE.

65. I FIND IT HILARIOUS.

66. - ANN PERKINS! - HEY, CHRIS!

67. GOT TO RUN TO A MEETING.

68. - GREAT IDEA! I'LL RUN TO MY NEXT MEETING.

69. SORRY, THE DOOR WAS OPEN.

70. HAD ONLY WALLS.

71. WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND A WEEK AGO,

72. TO ASK HIM

73. OF MY BABY.

74. THE NERVE TO DO IT.

75. THEY DON'T MAKE GREETING CARDS

76. ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATE YOU.

77. ACTUALLY, RON, I-I COULD

78. AND HONEST.

79. TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME,

80. AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK HIM.

81. - WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO?

82. - PLANT FICUSES.

83. IN MY FRONT YARD.

84. GROSSEST METAPHOR EVER.

85. - I'VE SEEN YOUR HOUSE.

86. IN YOUR BACKYARD.

87. - NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

88. ANYWAY, WHAT IF HE THINKS I'M ASKING TOO MUCH OF HIM,

89. AND I ASK HIM TO PLANT THE FICUSES,

90. AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO, AND HE GETS WEIRD ABOUT IT,

91. AND IT RUINS OUR FRIENDSHIP?

92. THE DAMN FICUSES YOURSELF.

93. I WISH THAT WERE POSSIBLE.

94. SWEETUMS FOUNDATION.

95. THIS IS YOUR OFFICE.

96. - THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

97. AND LOOK AT THAT ART.

98. - AH, YES. MY LATE HUSBAND.

99. HE WAS SO DECREPIT.

100. - I REALLY LIKE HELPING PEOPLE.

101. IN THE AMAZON RAIN FOREST.

102. SO, WIN-WIN.

103. EXCEPT FOR THE RAIN FOREST.

104. YOUR FIRST CHARITY BY TOMORROW.

105. SWEETUMS' PUBLIC IMAGE

106. AT AN ALL-TIME LOW.

107. IS MADE OF RAT PARTS.

108. ABOUT RUMORS.

109. - YEAH. - THEY'RE MOSTLY TRUE.

110. - INCLUDING THE RAT THING?

111. - YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

112. IT'S WHERE ALL THE FLAVOR COMES FROM.

113. OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. THERE IS A SMUDGE ON MY TAIL.

114. OH!

115. ALL BETTER.

116. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

117. CORRESPONDENTS' LUNCH,

118. MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER.

119. BUT, IF YOU ASK ME,

120. OF THE FOOD.

121. "I AM NOT THE COOK."

122. - OH, WELL, WELL, WELL.

123. IF IT ISN'T KIM TERLANDO FROM THE PAWNEE SUN.

124. TO HAVE A CAN OPENER?

125. 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO OPEN THIS ON YOU.

126. OF "WHOOP ASS"

127. FOR THIS EXACT MOMENT?

128. - YEAH, I CAME PREPARED.

129. - I'D EXPECT NOTHING LESS.

130. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SPEECH.

131. - UH, MY SPEECH DOESN'T NEED YOUR LUCK.

132. A SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING

133. BECAUSE IT'S SO HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

134. OH, LOOK, IT HAS ONE.

135. - THAT'S HOW READY I AM.

136. - I'M GLAD YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT.

137. NICE TO SEE YOU.

138. - IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.

139. - CHRIS, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

140. - ABSOLUTELY. I CANNOT WAIT.

141. ONE SECOND. EXCUSE ME, SIR.

142. GOT THE MEAT OPTION.

143. - YEAH, AND I GOT THE VEGGIE OPTION.

144. - SHAUNA MALWAE-TWEEP,

145. HAVE A CLASSIC MIX 'EM UP.

146. - YEAH, FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.

147. - THIS ISN'T AWKWARD FOR YOU, IS IT?

148. - CHRIS, IT'S OKAY.

149. YOU WANNA SWITCH? I'M STARVING.

150. - DEFINITELY.

151. - WHOA! CHECK OUT THE NEW DIGS.

152. THIS PLACE IS INSANE.

153. - THANKS FOR COMING, GUYS.

154. I'M SUPER SWAMPED, AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

155. TO PASS ON HELPING ME?

156. - YEAH, I WANTED TO SEE

157. WHEN I SAID NO.

158. IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

159. - ANDY, ARE YOU OKAY?

160. - OH, I'M FINE.

161. IT'S JUST

162. AND I'M ALWAYS TIRED.

163. ALSO, I CAN'T SLEEP, I'M OVEREATING,

164. INTEREST ME.

165. THE POLICE ACADEMY EXAM,

166. HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM.

167. HE'S ALWAYS SAD AND SWEATY.

168. HE'S USUALLY HAPPY AND SWEATY.

169. OUR FIRST CHARITY BY TOMORROW,

170. AND THERE'S A MILLION APPLICATIONS.

171. HELP ME SORT 'EM OUT?

172. - YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

173. BABE, COME ON.

174. LET'S HELP HIM. IT'LL BE FUN.

175. - WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS GOT IT COVERED.

176. TO ATTEND TO.

177. TOMMY'S TUMMY FOUNDATION.

178. - WELL, THEY BRING ME FANCY LUNCHES HERE.

179. IF YOU STAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME.

180. - WHAT? CRAB, CAVIAR?

181. OF TOMMY'S TUMMY FOUNDATION,

182. I'M HAPPY TO ACCEPT THIS GENEROUS DONATION.

183. - PLEASE WELCOME KIM TERLANDO.

184. - THANK YOU, MARTIN.

185. IT'S NICE TO BE HERE

186. OF THESE EXCELLENT JOURNALISTS.

187. OVER AT THE PAWNEE SUN.

188. - DAMN IT.

189. AT THE SUN, OKAY?

190. IT'S JUST A USELESS TABLOID,

191. BUT IT'S NOT.

192. IT IS GREAT.

193. FOR HOUSEBREAKING PUPPIES.

194. - THOSE ARE MY JOKES.

195. SHE'S STEALING MY JOKES.

196. WITH THE TRUTH.

197. THERE'S NO PROBLEM, WE JUST IGNORE IT.

198. - JERRY, STOP LAUGHING. THOSE ARE STOLEN JOKES!

199. TOTALLY DEAD.

200. OH! I JUST OPENED UP A CAN OF "WHOOP ASS" ON MYSELF!

201. CORRESPONDENTS' LUNCH.

202. IN A HORSE AND BUGGY.

203. NO, NO, NO, THAT WASN'T A JOKE.

204. I ACTUALLY DID.

205. THAT ALSO WAS NOT A JOKE.

206. - RON, KIM TOLD ALL MY JOKES, ALL OF THEM.

207. A COPY OF MY SPEECH.

208. DID ANYBODY LOSE THEIR COPY?

209. - NOPE. - RIGHT HERE.

210. - MINE IS RIGHT HERE.

211. OH, JEEZ.

212. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

213. AND NO DESSERT!

214. I NEED NEW MATERIAL, AND IT NEEDS TO BE GREAT,

215. TO KNOCK PEOPLE ON THEIR BUTTS,

216. THE GENRE OF ROAST COMEDY.

217. PERKINS, GO. - OH, WOW.

218. UM, OKAY,

219. IS OLD, RIGHT?

220. AND HE'S WEARING A GREEN TIE.

221. SO, LIKE, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING THERE,

222. WHERE, LIKE,

223. THAT WERE DINOSAURS.

224. AND HIS TIE IS GREEN.

225. THEY'RE GREEN.

226. - OH, ANN, YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE FUNNY.

227. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

228. NEED TO GIVE ME SOME JOKES STAT.

229. - BEN?

230. BEN?

231. - YEAH, ANDY.

232. - OKAY, WELL, JUST PUT IT ASIDE, AND I'LL READ IT LATER.

233. - NO. ANDY FOUND IT,

234. AND HE'S GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. GO, BABE.

235. - UH, IT'S THE REDWOOD MUSIC PROGRAM.

236. IT'S AN AFTER-SCHOOL MUSIC CLASS FOR AT-RISK KIDS.

237. IT'LL KEEP THEM OFF THE STREET. - WHOA.

238. - AND THE STREETS, AS YOU KNOW, ARE DANGEROUS.

239. IN A SEWER GRATE ONCE.

240. I WAS THERE ALL DAY.

241. LIVE IN THE SEWER ANY LONGER.

242. GO, YOUR HONOR, AMEN.

243. - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

244. ANYTHING GOOD?

245. TOM?

246. - UM, YEAH.

247. I GOT A GOOD ONE.

248. IT'S CALLED THE CLEAN SHEET FOUNDATION.

249. THAT'S MY PICK.

250. TO THE KKK.

251. THIS IS YOUR PICK?

252. - YEAH. CAN YOU PASS THE BONBONS?

253. - PERD HAPLEY IS HERE TODAY.

254. OR, AS PERD WOULD SAY,

255. "MY NAME IS PERD HAPLEY,

256. I SEE HERE TODAY... IS ME."

257. TO BE LAUGHING NOW.

258. WITH CHRIS AND SHAUNA?

259. THEY ARE FLIRTING LIKE CRAZY.

260. IT'S DISGUSTING. THEY'RE IN PUBLIC.

261. - THAT'S CALLED A CONVERSATION.

262. - RON, THERE ARE NO FICUSES, OKAY?

263. TO BE THE FATHER OF MY BABY.

264. - GOOD GOD.

265. IN YOUR FRONT YARD?

266. HE WAS SINGLE TO ASK HIM,

267. BUT NOW HE'S FLIRTING WITH SHAUNA AGAIN.

268. WHAT DO I DO?

269. - IT'S BEEN NICE TALKING TO YOU. - WHAT?

270. JUST DO IMPRESSIONS.

271. "I'M-A BORAT." THERE'S ONE.

272. THAT NO ONE HAS HEARD BEFORE.

273. LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, NEVE CAMPBELL?

274. I DON'T KNOW.

275. - SOMEONE, TELL ME WHAT NEVE CAMPBELL SOUNDS LIKE.

276. AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

277. - THANK YOU.

278. TO READ THIS.

279. - OH, NO. OH, NO, I FORGOT I DID THIS.

280. JOAN, NO—

281. "BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO WET YOURSELF FROM LAUGHTER.

282. GIVE IT UP FOR LESLIE KNOPE."

283. - "WHASSUP," PAWNEE?

284. - UM...

285. BORAT.

286. WELL, THAT'S MY TIME.

287. THEY'RE GIVING ME THE LIGHT.

288. SO, UH, I DID GREAT.

289. - THANK YOU, LESLIE KNOPE.

290. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

291. DRAMA IS HARD,

292. IS NOT IN OUR WHEELHOUSE.

293. - TOM, DO YOU HAVE TO RUN THAT RIGHT NOW?

294. - OH, NO, BEN!

295. JUST BLEND THEMSELVES!

296. - OKAY.

297. THINK I HAVE OUR WINNER.

298. IT'S CALLED RURAL AMBU-CARE.

299. FROM THE HOSPITAL.

300. - AMBULANCES ARE DUMB.

301. EVER HELPED ANYONE?

302. WHAT ABOUT ANDY'S MUSIC THING?

303. - WELL, THIS IS A GREAT SERVICE

304. OF NEEDY PEOPLE.

305. SORRY, ANDY.

306. - WHY? NO, IT'S TOTALLY FINE.

307. I'M HAPPY FOR THEM. THAT'S AWESOME.

308. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?

309. I'M GONNA HEAD OUT TO, UH, THE CAR.

310. - WELL, I'M TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED.

311. BUT I'M SURE

312. TO WHATEVER.

313. I'M OUTTIE.

314. GREAT JOB, TEAM.

315. - WHAT?

316. THE POLICE EXAM,

317. HE'S BEEN REALLY DEPRESSED.

318. HE'S BEEN IN WEEKS.

319. YOU'RE SO SELFISH.

320. - SELFISH? I'M RUNNING A CHARITY.

321. - OH, IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING, ISN'T IT?

322. CLASSIC BEN!

323. - SORRY, FORGOT THE OYSTERS.

324. GREAT WORK TODAY.

325. - CHRISTOPHER.

326. "CHRIS-TOE-FUR."

327. IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE FURRY TOES.

328. HILARIOUS.

329. - I HAVE A QUESTION... FOR YOU.

330. IT'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

331. WHICH IS...

332. WHAT IS YOUR... SPIRIT ANIMAL?

333. - JAGUAR. WHY DO YOU ASK?

334. - DOIN' A SURVEY.

335. WELL, SURVEY COMPLETED.

336. SO TAKE 'ER EASY.

337. - UH, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME.

338. BUT IF YOU HAD,

339. I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IS... DOGGIE.

340. - CHRIS, ANN WANTS TO ASK YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.

341. GO, ANN.

342. - IN FRONT OF PERD? - YES.

343. NO MORE DELAYS. GO.

344. - I WANT TO HAVE A BABY.

345. WILL YOU BE THE SPERM DONOR?

346. IT'S EXTREMELY PERSONAL.

347. - THINK IT OVER. BYE.

348. - LESLIE, PERMISSION TO LEAVE THE CORNER.

349. - BUT, LOOK, I DID NOT LOSE YOUR SPEECH AFTER ALL.

350. I FORGOT.

351. FOR SAFEKEEPING.

352. IT'S A LITTLE MOIST, BUT IT IS STILL HERE.

353. - WELL, THEN HOW DID KIM GET THE SPEECH?

354. ONE STEP AHEAD OF ME FOR MONTHS.

355. BEFORE I EVEN ANNOUNCED IT.

356. ABOUT IT.

357. AFTER NETFLIX DID.

358. HACKED MY EMAIL.

359. I'VE BEEN HACKED!

360. - OKAY, SMASHING YOUR PHONE WON'T STOP HACKING.

361. - THAT'S ALSO MY PHONE.

362. - JERRY, QUIET! THIS IS SERIOUS.

363. I WAS HACKED.

364. BUT IT'S VERY COMPLICATED, AND IT COULD TAKE UP TO A MONTH.

365. THAN AN INVASION OF PRIVACY.

366. AND I SHOULD KNOW.

367. I'VE HAD MANY WOMEN STEAL MY UNDERSHIRTS.

368. THEY MIGHT USE AGAINST ME.

369. - YOU CAN'T HACK INTO A TYPEWRITER.

370. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

371. - CAN IT, UNABOMBER.

372. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

373. - HEY, BEN. - HI.

374. - YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME? OR PROBABLY NOT.

375. I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME.

376. - NO, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. - OH.

377. SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP, ANDY.

378. SORRY WE DIDN'T WIND UP CHOOSING THE AFTER-SCHOOL MUSIC PROGRAM.

379. IT'S JUST— - I TOTALLY GET IT.

380. WOULD BE EFFECTIVE,

381. IN THE MEDIA.

382. - YEAH, THAT'S... EXACTLY RIGHT.

383. IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS EXPENSIVE STUFF.

384. YOU COULD HELP, LIKE, A ZILLION MORE CHARITIES.

385. - YEAH, THAT'S... ALSO EXACTLY RIGHT.

386. I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.

387. - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU

388. THAT'S INTERESTING, BEN.

389. - WHAT? - I FARTED FIVE MINUTES AGO.

390. DIDN'T EVEN SMELL IT TILL JUST NOW.

391. THAT'S HOW TIGHT MY PANTS ARE.

392. ANYHOW...

393. LATER DAYS, DUDES.

394. - OKAY, NOTHING TOO BAD SO FAR.

395. - THERE'S A "TOP TEN BEN'S BUTT 2012 SLIDE SHOW."

396. AND ANN...

397. AND THE HUFFINGTON POST?

398. - YEAH, I'M NOT EMBARRASSED BY THAT.

399. - WHO IS TODO TOADFOOT?

400. "DIMPLE BROADBELT OF BUCKLAND."

401. - YES, THAT'S BEN AND MY

402. PEN PAL LETTERS.

403. BY THAT.

404. - HERE'S ONE TO ME, AND IT JUST SAYS "THANKS."

405. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

406. - OH, GREAT,

407. AT THE PAWNEE COMMONS.

408. ALL THE TIME!

409. AT THIS PRESS CONFERENCE! DONNA!

410. TO HACK INTO MY EMAIL.

411. EVERYBODY OUT.

412. - ANN PERKINS, I SEE YOU BEHIND THAT ATTRACTIVE PURSE.

413. YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED ANY OF MY CALLS.

414. - YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE, UH, I'M MORTIFIED.

415. I'M SO SORRY THAT I WAS SO WEIRD AND BLUNT.

416. OF YOUR CHILD.

417. AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU CAME RIGHT OUT AND SAID IT.

418. AT A PLACE OF COMPLETE HONESTY.

419. - YOU'RE RIGHT.

420. AND I'LL START NOW.

421. YOU ARE A GREAT SPECIMEN.

422. THAT'S A TERRIBLE CHOICE OF WORDS.

423. TO BE ANYTHING LIKE YOU...

424. I'D BE LUCKY.

425. OF TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT?

426. - OF COURSE, YES.

427. TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU WANT.

428. OR JUST MAYBE, LIKE, A COUPLE DAYS.

429. 'CAUSE I'M GETTING ANTSY.

430. AND I'M OVULATING ON THURSDAY.

431. SO, CHOP-CHOP.

432. BUT TAKE YOUR TIME.

433. WEAR LOOSE PANTS!

434. I GOTTA TELL YOU, RON.

435. AND TOTALLY RIGHT.

436. - I KNOW. STOP TALKING AND GET OUT.

437. - YEP.

438. IS A GREAT CHOICE.

439. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE.

440. THE PHOTO LATER.

441. - OH, I FORGOT!

442. IT'S FONDUE FRIDAY. YAY!

443. - YEAH, ALSO, AS PRESIDENT OF THE FOUNDATION,

444. I'M MAKING A FEW CHANGES.

445. I'M GIVING UP THIS OFFICE.

446. OR FANCY LUNCHES.

447. - SWEETIE, ALL THE MONEY

448. IS TAX DEDUCTIBLE.

449. - I KNOW, AND IT'S A HUGE WASTE OF MONEY.

450. I MEAN, THERE'S PLENTY OF CHEAP OFFICE SPACE AROUND.

451. OF THE MONEY WE'LL SAVE.

452. A MATCHING NUDE PORTRAIT?

453. I CAN CALL THE PAINTER. - PLEASE DON'T.

454. - FIRST, I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO CHECK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS.

455. AND EXCITED BY WHAT YOU FIND.

456. - IS IT CHOCOLATE? - EVEN BETTER.

457. OUR SOIL SAMPLES,

458. THAT WE ACHIEVED,

459. AND I QUOTE, "MINIMAL ACCEPTABLE STANDARDS."

460. SO... NOT TOO SHABBY.

461. - UH, COUNCILWOMAN KNOPE,

462. YOU'VE CLAIMED CONSTRUCTION WILL TAKE 18 MONTHS,

463. IT WILL BE MUCH LONGER.

464. I WOULD DENY THAT REPORT.

465. MIDI-CHLORIANS IN THE SOIL.

466. HOW SERIOUS IS THAT, EXACTLY?

467. - IT'S VERY SERIOUS, KIM.

468. IT'S ALMOST AS SERIOUS AS EMAIL HACKING,

469. FOR WEEKS.

470. YOU GUYS WOULD GASP THERE.

471. - THAT IS A BASELESS ACCUSATION.

472. THE PHANTOM MENACE.

473. WHICH, SIDE-NOTE, WAS A TERRIBLE MOVIE.

474. THE FRANCHISE,

475. ACCORDING TO MY HUSBAND.

476. MIDI-CHLORIANS,

477. AN HOUR AGO...

478. AS A TRAP.

479. INTO WHICH YOU HAVE FALLEN.

480. - WELL...

481. I HAVE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS,

482. TOO BUSY HOOKING UP WITH GUYS.

483. - UH, YOU WANNA COMPARE NUMBERS, TERLANDO?

484. GET TO STEPPIN'.

485. FOR THE PAWNEE CORRESPONDENTS' LUNCH,

486. WRITING NEW ONES.

487. LUCKY FOR YOU, LET'S GET... STARTED.

488. I'M VERY EXCITED TO BE HERE.

489. TO BE HERE?

490. NEVE CAMPBELL. - OH, BOY.

491. WHAT A GREAT PARTY... OF FIVE.

492. - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, GUYS.

493. BUT ALSO AN IDEA MAN.

494. - MIGHT I SUGGEST TOM?

495. HE LOVES IDEAS. ALSO A MAN.

496. - WH—NO, ANDY, I'VE ALREADY CHOSEN THE PERSON.

497. AND IT IS NOT TOM...

498. - THEN WHO IS IT?

499. - WELL, HE IS, UH, SITTING RIGHT HERE IN THIS COURTYARD.

500. - THAT GUY? DO YOU EVEN KNOW HIM?

501. - OH, MY GOD, ANDY, IT'S YOU.

502. FOR CHARITABLE GIVING.

503. WILL YOU COME WORK FOR ME?

504. UH-OH. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

505. OH.