1. - THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER.Copy !req
2. I WISH
WE WERE GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT.Copy !req
3. - LET'S JUST DO IT THEN.Copy !req
4. LESLIE...Copy !req
5. LET'S GET MARRIED.Copy !req
6. TONIGHT.Copy !req
7. - ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS?
- I GUE—Copy !req
8. WHY NOT?Copy !req
9. THE GALA ENDS AT 11:00.Copy !req
10. AT 11:01, WE GET MARRIED.Copy !req
11. - OKAY... BUT, WAIT,
MY MOM ISN'T HERE.Copy !req
12. AND YOUR PARENTS AREN'T HERE.
- GOOD.Copy !req
13. - YEAH, THAT MAKES IT BETTER.Copy !req
14. BUT WE RESERVED A SPACE
FOR MAY 16TH.Copy !req
15. AND WE JUST ORDERED
200 WHITE-CHOCOLATE TOP HATS.Copy !req
16. - WE DID?
- YOU DID, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
17. - LESLIE, WE CAN GET MARRIED
MAY 16TH,Copy !req
18. OR JUNE 1ST,Copy !req
19. OR JULY 57TH.Copy !req
20. BUT DOESN'T IT FEEL RIGHT,
TODAY?Copy !req
21. - YEAH, IT DOES.Copy !req
22. EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT,
IT JUST FEELS MORE RIGHT.Copy !req
23. OH, MY GOD,
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT.Copy !req
24. - YOU'RE
EITHER IN OR YOUR OUT, BUDDY.Copy !req
25. - I—IT WAS MY IDEA,
I'M TOTALLY IN.Copy !req
26. WAIT, NO.Copy !req
27. WE CAN'T—
THIS IS OUR WEDDING DAY.Copy !req
28. THIS IS VERY BAD LUCK,
TURN AROUND.Copy !req
29. WE CAN'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER!Copy !req
30. - WELL, YOU ARE AWARE
THAT WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHERCopy !req
31. SEVERAL TIMES TODAY.Copy !req
32. I WANT YOU
TO GET EVERYONE TOGETHER,Copy !req
33. AND MEET ME AT ANN'S HOUSE
IN TEN MINUTES.Copy !req
34. - OKAY. OH, WAIT,
BEFORE WE GET MARRIED,Copy !req
35. I MEAN, WE'VE NEVER TALKED
ABOUT IT,Copy !req
36. BUT I REALLY WANT YOU
TO TAKE MY LAST NAME.Copy !req
37. - OH! OH.Copy !req
38. OKAY. REALLY?Copy !req
39. - YEAH, IT'S JUST
REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME,Copy !req
40. SYMBOLICALLY,Copy !req
41. THAT LESLIE KNOPE DISAPPEARSCopy !req
42. AND BECOMES LESLIE WYATT.Copy !req
43. OR COUNCILWOMAN MRS. BEN WYATT.Copy !req
44. THAT'S FINE TOO.Copy !req
45. IT'S A DEAL BREAKER.Copy !req
46. - WAIT, ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME?Copy !req
47. - SORRY, I HAD
TO GIVE IT A SHOT.Copy !req
48. BEN, NOW GO, RUN!
- OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
49. WAIT.
WHERE DO I GO?Copy !req
50. - RUN!Copy !req
51. - THE FALCON IS ENTERING!Copy !req
52. - THE TURTLEDOVE ACKNOWLEDGES!Copy !req
53. HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
- I'M—I'M HERE.Copy !req
54. - OKAY, LET'S GO OVER THE DUTIES
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
55. ANN, YOU'RE
IN CHARGE OF THE DRESSCopy !req
56. AND THE HAIR AND THE MAKEUP.Copy !req
57. THE SENSUALITY
OF ELEANOR ROOSEVELTCopy !req
58. COMBINED WITH THE ANIMAL
MAGNETISM OF LESLEY STAHL.Copy !req
59. - PIECE OF CAKE.Copy !req
60. OH, WE HAVE
TO GET THE WEDDING CAKE.Copy !req
61. I'LL DO THAT TOO.Copy !req
62. I'M PERFECTLY CALM.Copy !req
63. I FEEL LIKE EVERY CRAZY THING
LESLIE'S EVER HAD ME DOCopy !req
64. HAS BEEN, LIKE A DRILL,Copy !req
65. AND TODAY IS THE REAL THING.Copy !req
66. I'M READY, BECAUSE I HADCopy !req
67. THE GREATEST TEACHER
IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
68. LESLIE.Copy !req
69. WHO IS CRAZY.Copy !req
70. - ALSO, WE NEED RINGS
AND MARRIAGE LICENSES.Copy !req
71. - OH, LET ME BE ON RINGS.
I LOVE WHAT THEY SYMBOLIZE.Copy !req
72. - GREAT.
- AND I CAN DO THE LICENSE.Copy !req
73. I GOT A GUY
THAT WORKS AT CITY HALL.Copy !req
74. THAT GUY'S MY WIFE.Copy !req
75. - UM, YOU ALSO WORK THERE.
- OH, YEAH.Copy !req
76. - RON, I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE.Copy !req
77. - IT WOULD BE AN HONOR,
AND THE FIRST TIMECopy !req
78. I WON'T REGRET
WALKING DOWN THE AISLE.Copy !req
79. - OH, UH, YIKES.Copy !req
80. WE NEED AN OFFICIANT.
- I GOT THIS.Copy !req
81. YOU CAN BECOME
AN ORDAINED MINISTER ONLINECopy !req
82. IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
83. DO YOU WANT MORE
LIKE A STEVE HARVEY VIBECopy !req
84. OR STRAIGHT-UP SEACREST?Copy !req
85. NUH! NEVER MIND.Copy !req
86. I'LL COMBINE 'EM—
STEVE-CREST.Copy !req
87. - OKAY, AND, UM,
JERRY AND DONNA, I NEED YOU GUYSCopy !req
88. TO JUST MAKE SURE
THAT THE GALA RUNS SMOOTHLY.Copy !req
89. LET'S SAY THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA
MEET BACK HERE IN AN HOUR.Copy !req
90. I LOVE ALL OF YOU.
ONE, TWO, THREE, BREAK!Copy !req
91. - EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
92. WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A COUPLE WEDDING RINGS.Copy !req
93. - YOU'RE GONNA WANNA
LOOK THROUGHCopy !req
94. THE JEWELRY AND NAILS TRAY.Copy !req
95. THERE IS
SOME BEAUTIFUL JEWELRY IN HERE.Copy !req
96. BUT BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
97. THERE'S ALSO NAILS.Copy !req
98. - OH! OH, THESE AREN'T BAD.Copy !req
99. AND THEY WERE NIPPLE RINGS,
AT ONE POINT.Copy !req
100. - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
101. - MM.
- THEY WERE YOURS.Copy !req
102. THEY WERE HIS.Copy !req
103. LET'S GO.Copy !req
104. - HEY, IT'S PRETTY CRAZY,Copy !req
105. I'M GONNA BE A COP TOMORROW.Copy !req
106. I GUESS I BETTER COMMITCopy !req
107. AS MANY CRIMES
AS POSSIBLE TONIGHT.Copy !req
108. GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.Copy !req
109. - OOH, FOUND
THE MARRIAGE LICENSES.Copy !req
110. AND I AM GOING
TO TAKE ALL OF THEM.Copy !req
111. I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE
IN THIS TOWN TO GET MARRIED,Copy !req
112. BECAUSE IT MAKES IT
LESS SPECIAL FOR US.Copy !req
113. - GOOD CALL, BABE.Copy !req
114. LET'S ROLL.
- OKAY.Copy !req
115. - I'M GOOD!Copy !req
116. - IT'S NOT FINISHED.Copy !req
117. WHY DIDN'T
THE SEAMSTRESS FINISH IT?Copy !req
118. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA FINISH
SOMETHING THREE MONTHS EARLY,Copy !req
119. THEN DON'T ACCEPT THE JOB.Copy !req
120. - THERE'S GOT
TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO.Copy !req
121. - THIS WEDDING IS MEANT TO BE.Copy !req
122. NOW HOW DID CINDERELLA
FINISH HER DRESS SO FAST?Copy !req
123. SQUIRRELS AND BIRDS.
- MM.Copy !req
124. - THAT'S NOT VERY HELPFUL.
- NO.Copy !req
125. - HEY, WE GOT IT!
- WE GOT IT.Copy !req
126. - MARRIAGE LICENSE—DONE.Copy !req
127. - WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON.Copy !req
128. IT NEEDS
TO BE SIGNED BY SOMEBODYCopy !req
129. AT THE CITY CLERK'S OFFICE.Copy !req
130. - I'LL JUST FORGE IT.Copy !req
131. I FORGE GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
132. - THAT'S TRUE.
- BOOM.Copy !req
133. - NO.Copy !req
134. HEY.
- HEY.Copy !req
135. SO WE DIDN'T FIND
ANY RINGS.Copy !req
136. - YEAH, WE'RE HAVING
A FEW ROADBLOCKS HERE.Copy !req
137. KIND OF FEELS LIKE THIS THING
IS FALLING APART.Copy !req
138. - DON'T PANIC.Copy !req
139. IN THIS OLD BOX OF STUFF
MY MOM GAVE ME.Copy !req
140. STILL HERE
AT APRIL AND ANDY'S HOUSE.Copy !req
141. WANT TO COME HELP ME LOOK?Copy !req
142. - OKAY, ANN, DRESS DUTY.Copy !req
143. APRIL AND ANDY, LICENSE DUTY.Copy !req
144. NO TIME FOR VERBS.Copy !req
145. I SHOULD POINT OUT
THAT YOU SAID "DUTY" TWICE.Copy !req
146. - OKAY.Copy !req
147. - AW, SHUCKS,
BUSINESS IS A-BOOMIN'.Copy !req
148. - INDIANA CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKES.Copy !req
149. I MEAN, THIS IS
A BRILLIANT IDEA, DONNA.Copy !req
150. WE GOT ORVILLE REDENBACHER,
LA TOYA JACKSON,Copy !req
151. AXL ROSE.Copy !req
152. - LOOK, DON'T TELL ANYONE,Copy !req
153. BUT I BOOKED
A SPECIAL SURPRISE.Copy !req
154. THERE'S A LI'L SEBASTIAN
LOOK-ALIKE ON THE WAY—WHAT?Copy !req
155. - WHAT? OH, MY G—Copy !req
156. OH! OH.Copy !req
157. - DID YOU JUST PEE YOUR PANTS?Copy !req
158. - JUST A DAB.Copy !req
159. I BETTER GO CLEAN UP.Copy !req
160. - YOU NASTY, JERRY.Copy !req
161. - THIRD TIME THIS WEEK.Copy !req
162. - OH, WHAT THE HELL!
- WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
163. - "YOUR MINISTER CERTIFICATION
WILL BE EMAILED TO YOUCopy !req
164. IN 24 HOURS."Copy !req
165. UHH!
BUT THIS IS AMERICA.Copy !req
166. I WANT IT NOW!Copy !req
167. - SORRY, TOM,
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
168. - I HAD ALL THESE GREAT BITS
WRITTEN FOR THE WEDDING TOO.Copy !req
169. I WAS GONNA BEATBOX.Copy !req
170. I'M TALKING, LIKE,
SIX GUARANTEED APPLAUSE BREAKS.Copy !req
171. - UH, YOU KNOW,
I AM ACTUALLY ORDAINED.Copy !req
172. I COULD DO THE WEDDING.Copy !req
173. - THAT'S THE WORST IDEA
I'VE EVER HEARD.Copy !req
174. - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, OKAY.Copy !req
175. - WAIT! WHAT IF
YOU DO THE CEREMONY,Copy !req
176. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY STUPID IDEAS OF YOUR OWN,Copy !req
177. AND YOU JUST SAY THE STUFF
THAT I CAME UP WITH?Copy !req
178. - ANYTHING TO HELP LESLIE.Copy !req
179. - PERFECT.Copy !req
180. NOW SHUT UP
AND START MEMORIZING.Copy !req
181. WE OPEN
WITH WILL SMITH'S MONOLOGUECopy !req
182. FROM THE MODERN
CINEMATIC CLASSIC...Copy !req
183. HITCH.Copy !req
184. - TURTLEDOVE?Copy !req
185. - FALCON?Copy !req
186. - TURTLEDOVE.
- FALCON?Copy !req
187. - TURTLEDOVE.
- THERE'S YOUR BUTT.Copy !req
188. HEY.Copy !req
189. - DID YOU FIND THE RINGS?Copy !req
190. - NO RINGS,
JUST A TENNIS BRACELETCopy !req
191. AND A NECKLACE
THAT SAYS "WINE CHICK."Copy !req
192. - NO RINGS, NO LICENSE,
NO DRESS.Copy !req
193. THIS IDEA FELT SO RIGHT,Copy !req
194. BUT MAYBE
IT'S JUST TOO CRAZY.Copy !req
195. MAYBE IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.Copy !req
196. - HEY, IT'S SNOWING.Copy !req
197. IT'S HIM.
- WHAT?Copy !req
198. WHO? I CAN'T SEE.Copy !req
199. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
200. - WH—Copy !req
201. WHOA.Copy !req
202. LI'L SEBASTIAN?Copy !req
203. - NO, NO, SORRY.Copy !req
204. ACTUALLY, THIS IS BUCKY.Copy !req
205. HE'S A, UH, LICENSED
LI'L SEBASTIAN IMPERSONATOR.Copy !req
206. SO FOLKS CAN POSE
FOR PICTURES WITH HIM.Copy !req
207. 200 A POP,
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.Copy !req
208. - QUIET, YOU.Copy !req
209. THIS IS LI'L SEBASTIAN,
AND THIS IS A SIGN.Copy !req
210. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.Copy !req
211. WE ARE GONNA PULL
THIS WEDDING OFF.Copy !req
212. - COME ON, BUCKY.
- LI'L SEBASTIAN.Copy !req
213. - YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
214. - OH, MY GOD,
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.Copy !req
215. ANN, PLEASE, TELL ME
THAT YOU HAVE SEWNCopy !req
216. A NEW DRESS FROM SCRATCH.Copy !req
217. BUT I'VE BEEN WATCHING A LOT
OF PROJECT RUNWAY RECENTLY...Copy !req
218. IN THE PAST EIGHT YEARS.Copy !req
219. - OKAY, GREAT,
SO I TRUST YOU,Copy !req
220. AND MAKE IT WORK.Copy !req
221. NO TIME
TO DO THE TIM GUNN VOICE.Copy !req
222. WAIT, WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME.Copy !req
223. DESIGNERS, MAKE IT WORK.Copy !req
224. ANN,
YOU HAVE LESS THAN AN HOUR.Copy !req
225. - MISS BEAVERS, THIS IS
OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS.Copy !req
226. I HOPE WE DIDN'T WAKE YOU UP.Copy !req
227. - IT'S AFTER 10:00.Copy !req
228. I'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR FOUR HOURS.Copy !req
229. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
230. - WE NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS.Copy !req
231. IT'S A MARRIAGE LICENSE.Copy !req
232. - ETHEL? IS IT ROBBERS?Copy !req
233. - NO, GO BACK TO BED.Copy !req
234. - AWW, IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND?Copy !req
235. - I'M NOT MARRIED.Copy !req
236. I WAS ON A DATE TONIGHT.Copy !req
237. IT WENT WELL,
HE'S SLEEPING OVER.Copy !req
238. - COOL.Copy !req
239. - IT'D REALLY MEAN A LOT
IF YOU SIGN IT.Copy !req
240. IT'S FOR LESLIE KNOPE
AND BEN WYATT.Copy !req
241. I THINK YOU KNOW THEM?Copy !req
242. - THEY DRAGGED ME OUT
IN THE FREEZING COLD ONCE,Copy !req
243. SO THEY COULD TELL EACH OTHER
"I LOVE YOU."Copy !req
244. IT WAS ANNOYING.Copy !req
245. - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!Copy !req
246. YOU HAVE GOT AN AMAZING HOUSE
AND A REALLY COOL NIGHTGOWNCopy !req
247. AND SEEM
TO BE SUPER GOOD AT DATING.Copy !req
248. - YEAH, SO CAN WE ADOPT YOU
AS OUR GRANDMA?Copy !req
249. - FINE.
- COOL!Copy !req
250. WE LOVE YOU, GRANDMA!Copy !req
251. - I GUESS WE COULD GO
TO A PHARMACY,Copy !req
252. BUT I REALLY DON'T
WANT TO USE...Copy !req
253. A PLASTIC RING.Copy !req
254. I HATE TO SAY THIS,
BUT ANN PERKINSCopy !req
255. HAS TERRIBLE TASTE
IN RINGS.Copy !req
256. WHAT—WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
257. IT'S A TOE RING
WITH A BROWN GEMSTONE?Copy !req
258. IS THIS A RUBY
THAT'S GONE BAD?Copy !req
259. - I AM OUT OF IDEAS.Copy !req
260. JEWELRY STORE.Copy !req
261. NO, THAT'S CLOSED,
THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING THIS.Copy !req
262. - PERHAPS I CAN BE OF SERVICE.Copy !req
263. - HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
ANN WOULD MISS THIS SCONCE?Copy !req
264. - OH, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
265. IT'S PART OF HER HOUSE.Copy !req
266. - WELL, OKAY.Copy !req
267. - "WHEN I HEARD BEN
WAS GETTING MARRIED, I WAS LIKE,Copy !req
268. 'TO LESLIE
OR TO GAME OF THRONES'?"Copy !req
269. - UGH, HORRIBLE DELIVERY.Copy !req
270. - "YOU EVER HEARD LESLIE TALK
ABOUT BEN'S BUTT?Copy !req
271. "I'M ALL LIKE,
'DAMN, GIRL,Copy !req
272. YOU MAD SWEET
ON THAT BACK MEAT.'"Copy !req
273. - I JUST WANT LESLIE AND BEN
TO HAVE A NICE NIGHT.Copy !req
274. I'M SORRY. I—
- NO, NO.Copy !req
275. IT'S MY FAULT
FOR BELIEVING IN YOU.Copy !req
276. - WELL, LOOK,Copy !req
277. UM, TO BE OFFICIAL,Copy !req
278. I JUST HAVE TO DO THE VOWS
AND THE PRONOUNCEMENT.Copy !req
279. SO WHY DON'T YOU HANDLE
THE SPEECH,Copy !req
280. AND THEN I'LL JUST COME
IN AT THE END?Copy !req
281. - WELL, I'M NOT CRAZY
ABOUT THE PARTCopy !req
282. WHERE YOU DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
283. BUT, I DO LIKE THE IDEA
OF ME DOING SOMETHING.Copy !req
284. LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.Copy !req
285. - HELLO, EVERYONE.Copy !req
286. GOT SOME BAD NEWS.Copy !req
287. THE GALA ENDS AT 11:00.Copy !req
288. THE GOOD NEWS IS,Copy !req
289. AT 11:01, WE'LL BE HOLDING
A SPECIAL WEDDING CEREMONY.Copy !req
290. EVERYONE IS INVITED TO STAY.Copy !req
291. ALL THE DRINKS AND THE FOOD
WILL BE ON US.Copy !req
292. - HEY, EVERYTHING GOING OKAY?Copy !req
293. - EVERYTHING WOULD BE PEACHYCopy !req
294. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT DUMBASS
WITH A MEGAPHONE.Copy !req
295. - NO ONE WANTS
A PARK HERE.Copy !req
296. PARKS ARE STU-PID.Copy !req
297. HEY, BUTTER-TEETH,
WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
298. I CAN FIX THOSE CHOMPERS
FOR YOU.Copy !req
299. JUST COME
TO JAMM ORTHODONTICS.Copy !req
300. - COUNCILMAN JAMM,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
301. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
PARKS ARE STU-PID.Copy !req
302. - HEY, ENOUGH.Copy !req
303. - YOU BETTER GIVE ME BACK
THAT MEGAPHONE.Copy !req
304. THAT BELONGS TO MY AUNT.Copy !req
305. - WHY DON'T I CALL YOU A CAB?Copy !req
306. - MM. NO,
THIS ISN'T OVER, KNOPE.Copy !req
307. - IT IS OVER.
I WON FAIR AND SQUARE.Copy !req
308. AND, IN A HALF AN HOUR,Copy !req
309. I AM GETTING MARRIED
OVER THERECopy !req
310. TO THE MOST PERFECT MAN
IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
311. AND ALL MY DREAMS
ARE COMING TRUE.Copy !req
312. KNOPE RULES,
JAMM SUCKS.Copy !req
313. KNOPE RULES, JAMM SUCKS.Copy !req
314. KNOPE RULES, JA—
COUNCILMAN HOWSER.Copy !req
315. - LESLIE. JEREMY.Copy !req
316. - YOU BETTER MAKE SURE MY AUNT
GETS HER MEGAPHONE BACK.Copy !req
317. - OKAY, DID I—
DID I DO IT RIGHT?Copy !req
318. HOW'S IT LOOK?
- TERRIBLE.Copy !req
319. AND PERFECT.Copy !req
320. I PROMISED MYSELF
I WAS NOT GOING TO CRY TONIGHT.Copy !req
321. AND I HAVE ALREADY BROKEN
THAT PROMISE FIVE TIMES.Copy !req
322. BUT I WILL NOT...
BREAK IT A SIXTH.Copy !req
323. - GO AHEAD
AND LET IT OUT, BUDDY.Copy !req
324. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
325. - I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
326. - IT IS THE LETTER
FROM THE STATEHOUSE...Copy !req
327. TELLING US THAT WE HAVE BEEN
ASSIGNED TO PAWNEE.Copy !req
328. DATED MAY 1ST, 2010.Copy !req
329. - WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE EIGHT WEEKS.Copy !req
330. I'M SO HAPPY
THAT THOSE EIGHT WEEKSCopy !req
331. TURNED INTO THREE YEARS,Copy !req
332. AND THAT YOU MET LESLIE,Copy !req
333. AND THAT WE BOTH
FOUND A HOME.Copy !req
334. - DAMN IT, YOU'RE TRANSFERRING
YOUR CRYING THING OVER TO ME.Copy !req
335. - IT'S OKAY, BUDDY,
LET IT OUT.Copy !req
336. - I GATHERED UP
ALL THE MEANINGFUL BILLS,Copy !req
337. PICTURES, DOCUMENTS, AND MEMOS
FROM YOUR CAREER.Copy !req
338. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IS IT OKAY?Copy !req
339. - IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
OBJECT I HAVE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
340. IT IS LIKE
THE ANN PERKINS OF DRESSES.Copy !req
341. - YAY.Copy !req
342. - IT IS AMAZING.Copy !req
343. - ALL SET.Copy !req
344. LESLIE, WOW!Copy !req
345. YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- RIGHT?Copy !req
346. - OH, MY GOD!
- WHAT?Copy !req
347. - I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO SEE YOU BEFORE THE WEDDING.Copy !req
348. - NO, THAT'S THE GROOM
- I RUINED IT!Copy !req
349. - ANDY, THAT'S THE GROOM.Copy !req
350. - WELL, I SAW HIM TOO.Copy !req
351. I'M JUST GONNA COVER MY EYES,
JUST TO BE SAFE.Copy !req
352. - OKAY, SO WE'RE READY
OUT THERE.Copy !req
353. FOR YOUR WEDDING
OR WHATEVER.Copy !req
354. - OH, MY GOD,
THE LICENSE, THE RINGS,Copy !req
355. THE OFFICIANT, EVERYTHING?Copy !req
356. - YES, IT ALL CAME TOGETHER.Copy !req
357. - LET'S GO.Copy !req
358. - BOO, BOO.Copy !req
359. BOO, LESLIE KNOPE, BOO.Copy !req
360. BOO!Copy !req
361. - DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
362. - I'M BEING AWESOME.Copy !req
363. BOO, BOO, LESLIE, BOO.Copy !req
364. - MY FRIEND, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTANDCopy !req
365. WHAT A BAD IDEA THIS IS.Copy !req
366. THAT I WOULD HAVE GOT A CUT
OF THAT NEW PAUNCH BURGERCopy !req
367. IF SHE HADN'T
SCREWED EVERYTHING UP.Copy !req
368. SO SORRY, GUYS!Copy !req
369. THIS WEDDING IS CANCELED,Copy !req
370. 'CAUSE THE BRIDE IS
A B-HOLE.Copy !req
371. - HEY!
- CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
372. STINK BOMB! WHO KNOWS
WHAT THAT DOES?Copy !req
373. - OH!Copy !req
374. - STINK BOMB?
ARE YOU JOKING?Copy !req
375. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
376. WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET
A STINK BOMB?Copy !req
377. - AMAZON, BABY, THAT'S HOW.Copy !req
378. YOU ARE LOOKING
AT A PRIME CUSTOMER, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
379. TWO DAYS FREE SHIPPING
FOR THIS GUY.Copy !req
380. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
WITH ANOTHER ONE, GANG!Copy !req
381. - NO!Copy !req
382. - IT'S TERRIBLE!Copy !req
383. JERRY, YOU DO THE WEDDING.
WHO CARES?Copy !req
384. - COME ON, MAN,
JUST GO HOME.Copy !req
385. - AND WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME?Copy !req
386. - IT'S YOUR WEDDING DAY.Copy !req
387. I'LL HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
388. - HERE COMES THE BRIDE.Copy !req
389. - TIME TO GO, SIR.
- NO.Copy !req
390. HEY, GET OFF ME,
WHAT THE HELL, MAN?Copy !req
391. DON'T YOU TOUCH ME.
- OH.Copy !req
392. - I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE.Copy !req
393. BUT IF YOU DO IT AGAIN—
- IF I DO WHAT AGAIN?Copy !req
394. WHAT, KICK YOUR ASS?
IS THAT WHAT YOU LIKE?Copy !req
395. YOU WANT ME TO JUST POUND—Copy !req
396. - OOH!Copy !req
397. - OW.Copy !req
398. - YAY, BEST WEDDING EVER.Copy !req
399. - OW.Copy !req
400. YOU BROKE MY TOOTH.Copy !req
401. - WELL, GOOD THING YOU'RE
AN ORTHODONTIST.Copy !req
402. - YEAH, IT IS A GOOD THING.Copy !req
403. YOU SEE MY HOUSE?Copy !req
404. FIVE BATHROOMS.
- GREAT.Copy !req
405. - I'M SORRY, LESLIE.
- FOR WHAT?Copy !req
406. - I'VE NEVER PRESENTED A BRIDE
ON HER WEDDING DAY,Copy !req
407. SO I'M NOT 100% SURE
OF THE DUTIES INVOLVED,Copy !req
408. BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO PUNCH A MANCopy !req
409. IN THE MOUTH
DURING THE SERVICE.Copy !req
410. - I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO,Copy !req
411. IF THAT MOUTH IS ATTACHED
TO A DRUNK JERK-FACE.Copy !req
412. - WELL, PLEASE,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.Copy !req
413. JUST GO AND GET MARRIED.
- NO.Copy !req
414. - LESLIE.
- RON.Copy !req
415. LISTEN TO ME
VERY CAREFULLY.Copy !req
416. I LOST MY FATHER
WHEN I WAS TEN,Copy !req
417. I DON'T HAVE ANY BROTHERS,Copy !req
418. AND KEN BURNS
NEVER WROTE ME BACK.Copy !req
419. SO I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED
WITHOUT YOU THERECopy !req
420. TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE.Copy !req
421. END OF DISCUSSION.Copy !req
422. - BETTER GET USED
TO THIS, HONEY.Copy !req
423. GONNA BE A LOT OF LATE NIGHTS
FOR ME HERE.Copy !req
424. YOU COMING TO BRING ME COFFEE
WHILE I INTERROGATE MURDERERS.Copy !req
425. YOU'VE HAD ALL NIGHTCopy !req
426. TO GET SOMETHING
OUT OF HIM, DWYER,Copy !req
427. WE GOTTA LET HIM GO.
- COME ON, CAPTAIN.Copy !req
428. I'M THIS CLOSE TO GETTING
A CONFESSION.Copy !req
429. - YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BREAK HIM,
DWYER.Copy !req
430. HE'S A PSYCHOPATH.Copy !req
431. SO HE WOULDN'T LEAVE
ANY FINGERPRINTS.Copy !req
432. - OH, HE DID?Copy !req
433. WELL, HOW DID HE MURDER
THE PERSON?Copy !req
434. - I DON'T KNOW.
- HEY, CHIEF FUGLEBERG.Copy !req
435. IT'S ME, ANDY DWYER,
PRE-REPORTING FOR DUTY.Copy !req
436. LISTEN, ABOUT MY NEW PARTNER.Copy !req
437. IS IT A DOG?Copy !req
438. - OH, HAS CHRIS TRAEGER
NOT TOLD YOU?Copy !req
439. - TOLD ME WHAT?Copy !req
440. - HEY, RON,
WE POSTED BAIL.Copy !req
441. YOU'RE FREE TO GO.
- WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT?Copy !req
442. HE PUNCHED ME IN THE TEETH.Copy !req
443. - I THINK WE HAVE
A PRETTY CLEAR PICTURECopy !req
444. SLEEP IT OFF
IN THE CELL, COUNCILMAN.Copy !req
445. - LESLIE, I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
446. I THINK WE MISSED IT.Copy !req
447. THE GALA'S OVER,
THEY'RE TAKING IT ALL DOWN.Copy !req
448. - YEAH, IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
449. I MEAN, I GUESS IT JUST
WASN'T MEANT TO BE, AFTER ALL.Copy !req
450. WE'LL GET MARRIED IN MAY
LIKE WE PLANNED.Copy !req
451. I HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE,
BACK AT THE OFFICE.Copy !req
452. LET'S GO BACK THERE,
HAVE A DRINK,Copy !req
453. TOAST TO PAWNEE COMMONS.Copy !req
454. - FUN. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
455. IT'LL BE GOOD,
'CAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME WORKCopy !req
456. I NEED TO GET STARTED ON.Copy !req
457. - I GOT FIVE BATHROOMS.Copy !req
458. - I LOVE
THE FIRST FLOOR OF CITY HALLCopy !req
459. AT NIGHT.Copy !req
460. WHEN ALL THE FLUORESCENTS
ARE HALF-OFF.Copy !req
461. JUST MAKES THE INFORMATIONAL
FLIERS LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
462. - I'VE NEVER WILLINGLY BEEN HERE
LATER THAN 5:04 P.M.Copy !req
463. BEFORE WE GO INSIDE,Copy !req
464. I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING.Copy !req
465. YOU ARE A WONDERFUL PERSON.Copy !req
466. YOUR FRIENDSHIP
MEANS A LOT TO ME.Copy !req
467. AND YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
468. - OKAY, WEIRDO.Copy !req
469. LET'S GO.Copy !req
470. HOO, BOY.Copy !req
471. - ALL SET?Copy !req
472. - JERRY, EVERYTHING I WROTE
IS WRONG.Copy !req
473. THERE'S, LIKE, 20 MINUTES
OF HITCH QUOTESCopy !req
474. BEFORE I EVEN SAY
LESLIE'S NAME.Copy !req
475. WHAT DO I DO?Copy !req
476. - YOU KNOW WHAT, TOM?Copy !req
477. JUST SPEAK
FROM THE HEART, OKAY?Copy !req
478. YOU'LL DO GREAT.Copy !req
479. - WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHTCopy !req
480. TO JOIN LESLIE KNOPE
AND BENJAMIN WYATT IN MARRIAGE.Copy !req
481. IT'S BEEN A LONG AND WINDING
ROAD FOR THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS.Copy !req
482. AND THEY'RE SO IMPATIENT
TO BEGIN THEIR LIVES TOGETHERCopy !req
483. THEY'VE MOVED THEIR WEDDING DATE
UP THREE MONTHS.Copy !req
484. SO I SAY, LET'S KEEP IT SHORT
AND SWEET.Copy !req
485. - YES, JUST DO IT ALREADY.Copy !req
486. - I ASSUME, AND HOPE,
YOU PREPARED YOUR OWN VOWS?Copy !req
487. BEN, YOU WANT
TO SAY SOME STUFF ABOUT LESLIE?Copy !req
488. - IN MY TIME WORKING
FOR THE STATE GOVERNMENT,Copy !req
489. MY JOB SENT ME
TO 46 CITIESCopy !req
490. IN 11 YEARS.Copy !req
491. I LIVED IN VILLAGES
WITH EIGHT PEOPLE,Copy !req
492. RURAL FARMING COMMUNITIES,
COLLEGE TOWNS.Copy !req
493. I WAS SENT
TO EVERY CORNER OF INDIANA.Copy !req
494. AND THEN I CAME HERE.Copy !req
495. AND I REALIZED THAT,
THIS WHOLE TIME,Copy !req
496. I WAS JUST WANDERING AROUND,
EVERYWHERE,Copy !req
497. JUST LOOKING FOR YOU.Copy !req
498. - LESLIE, DO YOU WANT TO SAY
SOME STUFF ABOUT BEN NOW?Copy !req
499. - OKAY, WELL, THE FIRST DRAFT
OF MY VOWS,Copy !req
500. WHICH I WROTE
THE DAY AFTER WE GOT ENGAGED,Copy !req
501. CLOCKED IN AT AROUND 70 PAGES.Copy !req
502. BUT I DON'T HAVE THEM
WITH ME TODAY.Copy !req
503. ALTHOUGH MAYBE THERE'S A COPY
OF THEM IN MY OFFICE.Copy !req
504. - NO.Copy !req
505. I THINK WE CAN JUST KEEP GOING.
- OKAY.Copy !req
506. - HERE'S WHAT I'LL SAY, THEN.Copy !req
507. THE THINGS
THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME,Copy !req
508. TO HELP ME,
SUPPORT ME,Copy !req
509. SURPRISE ME,
TO MAKE ME HAPPY,Copy !req
510. GO ABOVE AND BEYOND
WHAT ANY PERSON DESERVES.Copy !req
511. YOU'RE ALL I NEED.Copy !req
512. I LOVE YOU
AND I LIKE YOU.Copy !req
513. - I LOVE YOU AND I LIKE YOU.Copy !req
514. - AND NOW,
WITH THE POWER VESTED IN MECopy !req
515. BY THE STATE OF INDIANA,Copy !req
516. I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.Copy !req
517. YOU MAY NOW KISS THE—Copy !req
518. WELL, OOPS, OKAY.Copy !req
519. - YAY!
- WHOO!Copy !req
520. - LAGAVULIN ALL AROUND?Copy !req
521. DON'T BOTHER ANSWERING.Copy !req
522. I AM ALREADY POURING.Copy !req
523. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURS.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
524. - JUST THIS ONCE,Copy !req
525. I THOUGHT
I NAILED SOMETHING.Copy !req
526. - WELL, I'M STILL PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
527. YOU WORKED HARD
AND YOU GOT REALLY CLOSE.Copy !req
528. - CLOSE ONLY COUNTS
IN HORSE GRENADES.Copy !req
529. - WHAT?
- IT'S A SAYING.Copy !req
530. BECAUSE IF YOU'RE
PLAYING HORSESHOES,Copy !req
531. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
THAT CLOSE,Copy !req
532. AND YOU CAN STILL BLOW
THE HORSE'S LEGS OFF.Copy !req
533. IT'S FROM THE MOVIE
SEABISCUIT.Copy !req
534. - HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE?Copy !req
535. - GOOD. I WAS JUST TELLING ANDY
THAT I'M PROUD OF HIM.Copy !req
536. AND I WAS JUST EXPLAINING
TO APRILCopy !req
537. THAT I'M A FAILURE,Copy !req
538. AND SHE SHOULD LEAVE ME
FOR ORIN.Copy !req
539. - ANDY, THIS IS
A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT FOR YOU.Copy !req
540. HOW WE DEAL WITH TRAGEDY
DEFINES WHO WE ARE.Copy !req
541. I USED TO BE TERRIBLE AT IT.Copy !req
542. BEYOND TERRIBLE.Copy !req
543. YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO LET THIS DEFLATE YOU.Copy !req
544. YOU ARE GOING
TO PICK YOURSELF UP,Copy !req
545. DUST YOURSELF OFF,Copy !req
546. AND WE WILL FIGURE OUT
WHAT THE NEXT STEP IS.Copy !req
547. - CHRIS CAN BE VERY...
PATERNAL.Copy !req
548. - I LOOK AROUND THIS ROOM.Copy !req
549. IF IT WEREN'T
FOR LESLIE KNOPE,Copy !req
550. NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE.Copy !req
551. SO, LESLIE, THIS SONG,Copy !req
552. WHICH IS
FOR LI'L SEBASTIAN,Copy !req
553. IS FOR YOU.Copy !req
554. - THERE WERE A LOT OF SIGNSCopy !req
555. THAT BEN AND I
SHOULD GET MARRIED TONIGHT.Copy !req
556. BUT, TRUTH BE TOLD,Copy !req
557. WE JUST REALLY WANTED
TO GET MARRIED.Copy !req
558. WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE,Copy !req
559. EVERYTHING SEEMS
LIKE A SIGN.Copy !req
560. I LOVE MY HUSBAND.Copy !req
561. I LOVE MY JOB.Copy !req
562. AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
563. EVEN THOUGH THEY REALLY
CAN'T HANDLE THEIR BOOZE.Copy !req
564. - HEY, WE SHOULD
JUST GO, RIGHT?Copy !req
565. CAREFUL.Copy !req
566. - IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
I REMOVED THE SCONCE...Copy !req
567. FIRED UP
MY GRANDFATHER'S TORCH,Copy !req
568. HEATED UP THE PIECES
IN A CAST-IRON BUCKET.Copy !req
569. LIQUEFIED THE METAL.Copy !req
570. OBVIOUSLY KEEP IT OVER A LOW
FLAME TO ACHIEVE A NICE TEMPER.Copy !req
571. COOLED IT IN ANTIFREEZE.Copy !req
572. AND JUST FORGED
AND SHAPED THE RINGS.Copy !req
573. ANY MORON WITH A CRUCIBLE,
AN ACETYLENE TORCH,Copy !req
574. AND A CAST-IRON WAFFLE MAKER
COULD HAVE DONE THE SAME.Copy !req
575. WHOLE THING ONLY TOOK ME
ABOUT 20 MINUTES.Copy !req
576. PEOPLE WHO BUY THINGS
ARE SUCKERS.Copy !req