Parks and Recreation 5x12

Directed by Ken Whittingham

Tuc Watkins as Pistol Pete • Sarah Beth Bassak as Rachel Lerpiss • Brendan Jennings as Walt Koypond • Jimmy Smagula as Peter • John Colella as Marb Vavavma

Ann tries to get to know herself as Leslie meddles in one of her biggest life decisions. Meanwhile, things go south when Ben enlists the guys to help choose a caterer for the wedding.

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1. - I'M GONNA GET 12 EGGS AND PART OF A DEAD ANIMAL.

2. DEALER'S CHOICE. PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

3. - WHAT CAN I GET YOU, ANN?

4. AND BERRIES.

5. AND GRITS,

6. WITH PUMPERNICKEL TOAST.

7. - WELL, INSTEAD

8. IN MY BOYFRIENDS' PERSONALITIES,

9. AND TRYING NEW THINGS.

10. I GO OUT TO EAT,

11. THAT'S TYPICAL ME

12. THAT I WOULD NEVER ORDER.

13. - NOW I HAVE TWO BEST FRIENDS, ANN AND ANN.

14. THAN THE OTHER.

15. - OH, I ALSO

16. ALL THE NEW THINGS I'M TRYING ON MY BLOG.

17. CHECK THIS OUT.

18. I WENT SKYDIVING.

19. LIKE A MANIAC?

20. OATMEAL ANN OR CATFISH ANN?

21. - I'M NOT SURE,

22. FROM EXTREME TERROR.

23. - HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOUR BLOG.

24. TAKE YOURSELF ICE-SKATING.

25. - THAT SOUNDS FUN.

26. YOU AND YOU, AND ME AND BEN.

27. BUT I HAVE TO WARN YOU,

28. I'M VERY GOOD AT ICE-SKATING.

29. YOU KNOW WHAT? I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T COME.

30. I'LL EMBARRASS THE BOTH OF YOU.

31. - ACTUALLY, I KNOW WHAT MY NEXT ACTIVITY IS GONNA BE.

32. AND IT'S A BIGGIE.

33. I WANT TO BE A MOM.

34. I'M GOING TO THE SPERM BANK TODAY.

35. CAN YOU COME?

36. - WOW, TODAY?

37. ANN, YOU KNOW

38. THAT SHE WANTS.

39. AND KIND AND STUPID HOT.

40. WITH MULTI-ETHNIC GENIUS BABIES.

41. - MAYBE, OR MAYBE NOT.

42. YOU HIT THE LOTTERY WITH BEN, AND THAT'S GREAT,

43. BUT NOT EVERYBODY'S SO LUCKY.

44. I'VE WANTED TO BE A MOM FOR A LONG TIME,

45. I'M READY, AND I THINK I'D BE GOOD AT IT.

46. TO HAVE A BABY WITH HERSELF.

47. DATING HERSELF FOR SIX WEEKS.

48. FOR SIX WEEKS,

49. TO HAVE A KID,

50. I'D BE LIKE, "CONGRATULATIONS, ANN...

51. AND CHANNING TATUM."

52. THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE TO ME.

53. HERBACEOUS MEDLEY.

54. - THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

55. YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY GIVEN ME THE FOOD THAT MY FOOD EATS.

56. THE FIRST COURSE AT A WEDDING.

57. A RABBIT?

58. - I'M IN CHARGE OF FOOD FOR THE WEDDING.

59. PAWNEE'S THREE BEST CATERERS

60. AND A PANEL OF EXPERTS.

61. CHRIS LOVES VEGETABLES.

62. RON LOVES MEAT.

63. A FOODIE,

64. INSTEAD OF EATING IT.

65. OKAY, SO I LIKED NUMBER ONE,

66. CHRIS LIKED NUMBER TWO,

67. AND RON LIKED NUMBER THREE.

68. TOM, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

69. - CATERER NUMBER ONE'S PRESENTATION WAS SIMPLE,

70. MM, YET EXHAUSTING.

71. NUMBER TWO'S WAS SUBTLE AND PROVOCATIVE,

72. GUARDING A DARK SECRET.

73. - NOTHING YOU'RE SAYING IS HELPFUL.

74. - BUT NUMBER THREE'S TOLD

75. I WOULDN'T READ

76. THE MOVIE OF.

77. THAT'S NONSENSE.

78. YOU KNOW WHAT?

79. I'M GONNA GO WITH THE FIRST PLACE.

80. I REALLY LOVED THAT APPETIZER.

81. - OH, THE MINI-CALZONE?

82. - I WOULDN'T CALL IT THAT.

83. A SAVORY PASTRY.

84. FILLED WITH TOMATO SAUCE, CHEESE, AND SEASONED MEAT.

85. CULINARY INNOVATION.

86. - IT WAS A CALZONE.

87. JUST A SMALL CALZONE.

88. FOR YOUR FILE.

89. - NO. TRAGICALLY, WE ARE BOTH HETEROSEXUAL.

90. - SO, ANN, WHAT

91. IN PARTICULAR?

92. - SOME SPERM.

93. IN TERMS OF A DONOR?

94. - OH, YOU KNOW, NICE GUY... NICE SPERM.

95. OF ANYONE WHO INTERESTS YOU,

96. AND I'LL BE BACK SHORTLY.

97. - OH! THIS GUY WENT TO HARVARD!

98. - SO DID THE UNABOMBER.

99. - THIS GUYS SEEMS HEALTHY.

100. LOVES CYCLING.

101. - YEAH, SO DID LANCE ARMSTRONG,

102. TO BE A LYING DRUG USER.

103. OR A HERO.

104. I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE STAND ON HIM NOW.

105. - HELLO, LADIES.

106. FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.

107. - WHOA, SEWAGE JOE.

108. WOW. ANN, YOU REMEMBER JOE FANTRINGHAM.

109. TO EVERY WOMAN IN CITY HALL.

110. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THE JUDGE SAID.

111. - MM-HMM. JOE, YOU ARE A DONOR HERE, HUH?

112. - BIG TIME, ME AND ALL MY BUDDIES.

113. FREE MONEY, FREE PORN.

114. BEST JOB I EVER HAD.

115. ALSO...

116. IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO BUY SOME WEED,

117. I'M LOOKING AS WELL.

118. SHALL WE?

119. - YUP.

120. - OKAY, LESLIE KNOPE OUTFIT NUMBER EIGHT.

121. - BABE, YOU LOOK SUPER HOT.

122. - YOU REALIZE YOU'VE SAID THAT ABOUT ALL OF THEM?

123. - WELL, SHE HAS, EVERY SINGLE TIME.

124. 'CAUSE SHE IS SUPER HOT.

125. HONESTLY, YOU'D LOOK HOT NAKED.

126. - UGH. THIS SUIT MAKES ME WANT TO SCOLD A CATHOLIC CHILD.

127. I DON'T KNOW WHO ANN TAYLOR IS,

128. EVERY DAY THIS WEEK,

129. AND I HATE TALKING TO PEOPLE.

130. SO, TO GET THROUGH IT,

131. I'M JUST GONNA BASICALLY TRY

132. TO IMITATE LESLIE.

133. SHE STILL WEARS THIS.

134. SHE HAD THE PATCH SEWN IN.

135. YOU CAN'T REMOVE IT.

136. WHAT'S IN THE POCKET, YOU ASK?

137. A FLEETWOOD MAC CONCERT IN 1995,

138. AND...

139. - THIS ONE IS TERRIBLE,

140. THAN THE REST.

141. - SO TOMORROW,

142. IN LESLIE'S FLEETWOOD MAC SEX PANTS.

143. - FLEETWOOD MAC SEX PANTS. NEW BAND NAME. I CALL IT.

144. OOH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

145. MAYBE JUST FLEETWOOD MAC.

146. - SO WHAT'S THE NEXT MOVE?

147. IS THERE, LIKE,

148. IN EAGLETON OR SOMETHING?

149. - UM, YOU DON'T WANT A DEMON BABY.

150. DOES NOT GROW ON TREES.

151. I THINK, IDEALLY,

152. YOU'D WANT TO KNOW THE GUY, RIGHT?

153. YOU'D WANT TO KNOW HIS PERSONALITY,

154. OF FRIENDS,

155. HOPEFULLY, HE DOES.

156. YOU'D WANT TO KNOW HIM.

157. - YES, LESLIE, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT.

158. I'M GONNA GO HOME,

159. AND I'M GONNA MAKE A LIST

160. WHO COULD BE DONORS.

161. AND THEN, I'M GONNA CALL THEM

162. I'M DOING SOME BLOG ENTRY

163. ON MEN'S HEALTH OR SOMETHING.

164. AND ASK THEM WHATEVER I WANT.

165. YOU'RE A GENIUS!

166. THIS IS YOUR IDEA, AND I LOVE IT.

167. I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

168. - NO.

169. IF I DON'T SLOW THIS BABY TRAIN DOWN,

170. INSTEAD OF HER SOUL MATE.

171. TO HER BODY.

172. IN THIS CASE, THE BODY IS ANN'S,

173. IN CHARGE OF IT IS ME.

174. BRAINSTORMING,

175. FOR ANN'S BABY DADDY.

176. - WOW, HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THESE THREE NAMES?

177. - WELL, I ELIMINATED EVERYONE

178. AND THE OBVIOUS "NO's,

179. FROM HR.

180. I DON'T MIND THE KNUCKLE HAIR.

181. I JUST THINK HE'S A DICK. - YEAH.

182. WITH THOSE THREE GUYS.

183. DON'T FORGET, THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE SPERM DONOR THING.

184. INTERVIEWING THEM FOR A BLOG.

185. HERE COMES THE FIRST ONE. DR. HARRIS!

186. - H-HEY, THERE HE IS. - HI.

187. - ANN, LESLIE.

188. SMALL OFFICE. MINE'S WAY BIGGER.

189. IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONG? GOT A PATIENT COMING IN.

190. - NO, NOT AT ALL. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

191. - ACTUALLY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK IN ON YOUR PATIENT.

192. WHEN MY DOCTOR MAKES ME WAIT.

193. GUY'S GOT A SPINAL FRACTURE.

194. HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

195. - UH-HUH. - OOH.

196. ARE LEATHER.

197. - OKAY.

198. - CHRIS?

199. I'M DYING.

200. I WAS DYING EARLIER TODAY.

201. AND THEN I DIED.

202. NOW I'M DEAD.

203. WITH SHAUNA MALWAE-TWEEP.

204. AND I REALLY LIKE HER.

205. SHE'LL STILL LIKE ME

206. NOW THAT I'M DEAD?

207. - WHAT IS THIS?

208. - IT'S FOOD POISONING. I HAVE IT TOO.

209. FOR ONE SECOND LAST NIGHT.

210. OF THE TOILET BOWL.

211. - OH, GOD, DON'T SAY THAT.

212. - HAS ANYBODY TALKED TO TOM?

213. MUST BE FEELING LIKE.

214. THAN TOM'S BODY WEIGHT

215. IN THE LAST 12 HOURS ALONE.

216. OFF THE EARTH.

217. - WE NEED TO CALL HIM. WE MUST REACH OUT TO HIM.

218. I CAN'T DO IT.

219. BEN, EXTENSION 7820.

220. - HELLO, EVERYONE.

221. I'M APRIL LUDGATE FROM THE PARKS DEPARTMENT.

222. ABOUT THE PAWNEE COMMONS.

223. TO BETTY FORD...

224. "HILLARY CLINTON IS GREAT."

225. NOW, IF YOU ALL WOULD KINDLY LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS,

226. ABOUT THE PROJECT,

227. AND... FRIENDSHIP BANDS

228. THAT I'VE MADE FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

229. SO NOW, I GUESS WE'RE PARK PALS.

230. UNDER THIS CHAIR.

231. - ANDY.

232. - IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, ANN.

233. I WAS HAPPY TO GET THE CALL.

234. - YEAH, PETE, YOU LOOK GREAT. - AWW.

235. DUNKING BASKETBALLS?

236. - YOU KNOW, I'M A LOT MORE

237. HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL STAR.

238. AT PAWNEE COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

239. - OH, THAT'S GREAT. - YEAH.

240. YOU VALUE EDUCATION?

241. - I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

242. YOU WANT MY SPERM.

243. - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

244. TO GET MY SPERM?

245. - WOW.

246. THAT SON OF A BITCH IS ASTUTE.

247. OKAY, ALL I NEED TO DO

248. FOR HER OWN BEN-LEVEL SOUL MATE.

249. IS HOWARD TUTTLEMAN.

250. I KNOW THAT NAME.

251. HOW DO I KNOW THAT NAME?

252. - I KNOW IT'S A WINTER'S MORN,

253. LIKE A SUMMER'S EVE,

254. 'CAUSE "THE DOUCHE" IS IN THE BUILDING.

255. WHAT'S UP, LADIES?

256. OH, WHOA!

257. TOOK A DUMP IN HERE.

258. WHAT HAPPENED?

259. - WE GOT FOOD POISONING, TOM.

260. - HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE FOOD POISONING?

261. - BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING.

262. ABOUT THE "WOW" FACTOR.

263. - NOT TRUE. I ATE EVERYTHING YOU DID.

264. - ARE YOU SURE?

265. THAT YOU DIDN'T EAT?

266. - OH, YEAH.

267. I DIDN'T EAT THOSE STUPID MINI-CALZONES.

268. A SAUCE I HAVE TO DIP MYSELF.

269. DRIZZLE IT ON FOR ME.

270. I'M NOT YOUR MAID.

271. - THE CALZONES... BETRAYED ME?

272. NEVER AGAIN, GUYS.

273. AS GOD AS MY WITNESS,

274. THEY'RE DEAD TO ME.

275. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, TOMMY FEELS GREAT.

276. AND I'M ABOUT TO GO EAT SOME LASAGNA.

277. PEACE!

278. - I'M AFRAID THIS PARK WILL RAISE MY TAXES.

279. - AH, WELL, FEAR NOT.

280. - I'M ALSO AFRAID THE PARK WILL BE NOISY.

281. AND FULL OF SPIDERS.

282. AND DARK AT NIGHTTIME.

283. I'M SCARED OF A LOT OF STUFF.

284. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

285. I'M FINE. I'M WALTER, AND I'M FINE.

286. A TOPLESS PARK?

287. - I DON'T THINK THERE ARE TOPLESS PARKS.

288. - WELL, LET'S BUILD

289. AND BE HEROES.

290. A TOPLESS PARK,

291. I WON'T SIGN YOUR PETITION.

292. - IF SHE'S GOING TO THE TOPLESS PARK,

293. I'M NOT SIGNING THE TOPLESS PARK PETITION.

294. YOU KNOW, I TAKE THAT BACK, I'M STILL IN.

295. WHAT'S UP? I'M HARRIS.

296. - YEAH, YEAH. FORGET WHATEVER THAT PAWNEE COMMONS IS.

297. I'M WITH THAT PERVERT.

298. TOPLESS PARK. TOPLESS PARK!

299. TOPLESS PARK! TOPLESS PARK!

300. - WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN?

301. - NORTHWESTERN. I STUDIED SEMIOTICS.

302. FORMS IN THE DIGITAL WORLD.

303. THE SPORT "TAINT BALL"?

304. - YEAH. YOU KNOW,

305. DURING COLLEGE.

306. IT STARTED AS SATIRE,

307. AND, YOU KNOW, WE SNOWBALLED TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY.

308. I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S A SILLY THING TO DO,

309. PLAY SOME FART JOKES, MAKE FUN OF SOME IMMIGRANTS.

310. - ACTUALLY, A FARTING IMMIGRANT SEGMENT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY.

311. AY DIOS...

312. GOOD LOOKING OUT, LESLIE.

313. TO DO THIS AGAIN,

314. SANS CLOTHING, GIVE ME A SHOUT.

315. - GROSS. - THAT WAS THE DOUCHE TALKING.

316. HONESTLY, GOOD LUCK ON THIS PROJECT.

317. IT SOUNDS REALLY INTERESTING.

318. I'M GONNA SCAN A QUICK PIC

319. IN "EL BANCO DE SPANKO."

320. THAT WAS THE DOUCHE TALKING.

321. DOUCHE NATION.

322. WHERE THE LIBRARY IS?

323. - WOW. OKAY, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

324. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.

325. - NO NEED. I CHOOSE HOWARD.

326. WITH THE DOUCHE?

327. - HIS NAME'S HOWARD TUTTLEMAN, LESLIE.

328. ON THE RADIO, BUT HE'S A GOOD GUY,

329. HIS FAMILY IS HEALTHY,

330. AND SMART.

331. - ANN, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS.

332. - I AM. AND I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

333. I AM SURE OF IT. - OKAY.

334. DOUCHE! HEY, DOUCHE!

335. COUNCILMAN HOWSER.

336. - COUNCILWOMAN KNOPE.

337. - 'SUP, LESLIE?

338. IN THE BACK OF MY TRUNK?

339. THAT WAS THE DOUCHE TALKING.

340. - OKAY, LOOK,

341. FOR HER BLOG.

342. AND SHE'S CONSIDERING YOU AS A POSSIBLE DONOR.

343. - WOW.

344. YOU KNOW, I'VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT HAVING KIDS.

345. IT'S THE NEXT BIG STEP

346. THAT WE CALL LIFE.

347. - FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK

348. THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB.

349. YOU KNOW, IF WE HAD A LITTLE GIRL,

350. I WOULD NAME HER ELIZABETH, AFTER MY GRANDMOTHER.

351. SHE WAS THIS STRONG, AMAZING WOMAN.

352. AND IF WE HAD A BOY,

353. I DON'T KNOW, I'D NAME HIM SOMETHING FUNNY,

354. LIKE "DICK" OR "O.J."

355. A LOT TO CONSIDER.

356. - MY GOD.

357. INTO THE BELLY OF THE DOUCHE.

358. - HEY, WHAT'S UP? - OH, NOTHING.

359. SO, CRAZY IRA,

360. I USED TO...

361. - YEAH, SHE WAS SMOKING HOT!

362. - TURNS OUT, SHE WANTS TO HAVE MY BABY.

363. ANYWAY, HER LESBO FRIEND

364. SHE'S ON THE PROWL FOR SOME BABY BEANS...

365. AND IT'S DOWN TO ME AND SOME OTHER TURD-MUNCHERS.

366. - WOW. YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY.

367. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOWARD DID THAT TO YOU.

368. - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO ME.

369. A VERY IMPORTANT LIFE DECISION,

370. AND YOU BETRAYED ME.

371. YOU WERE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE.

372. LOOK, I GET IT.

373. I KNOW YOU'RE FRUSTRATED WITH DATING,

374. AND YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT GONNA MEET SOMEONE,

375. BUT TWO YEARS AGO, I DIDN'T THINK

376. I WOULD MEET SOMEONE LIKE BEN, AND I DID.

377. DOES NOT REQUIRE A SOUL MATE.

378. I WANT A BABY, THAT'S IT, ACCEPT IT.

379. - COUNCILMAN MILTON, DO WE HAVE A MEETING?

380. MY NAME INTO THE RING,

381. TO THIS INDIAN WOMAN'S VAGINA.

382. - HEY, HOW WAS THE FORUM?

383. - UM, CRAPPY.

384. WE ONLY GOT FOUR SIGNATURES.

385. TWO OF THEM WERE ME AND ANDY,

386. SAID "FARTS McCOOL."

387. I JUST DON'T KNOW

388. AND I WANT TO DIE.

389. - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

390. WE'VE GOT ANOTHER FORUM TODAY.

391. LET'S JUST HOP BACK IN THAT SADDLE.

392. - WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I WEAR A BLONDE WIG?

393. - OH, MY GOD, YES.

394. THAT WOULD BE SO HOT. - ANDY.

395. DO YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP?

396. I MEAN, IF YOU THINK IT'D HELP YOU.

397. - WELL, I'M FEELING SO MUCH BETTER.

398. OF MY BODY LAST NIGHT.

399. TO A PRETTY EPIC BREAKFAST.

400. - GUYS, WHAT DO I DO?

401. MY CHOICE ALMOST KILLED US,

402. AND WE CAN'T AGREE ON ANOTHER ONE, SO—

403. - MAYBE THERE'S

404. THAT WE SHOULD LOOK INTO.

405. - NO, IT HAS TO BE FROM PAWNEE.

406. THAT'S WHAT LESLIE WANTS.

407. - I GOT IT.

408. A CATERING COMPANY.

409. - HE HAS?

410. - NOW, GRANTED,

411. FOR COUNTERFEITING EUROS,

412. BUT THE TRIAL'S GONNA BE OVER QUICK.

413. HE'S DEFINITELY GUILTY.

414. - UGH, FORGET IT.

415. AND HALF A GRAPEFRUIT FOR CHRIS.

416. - THANK YOU.

417. - EGG WHITES FOR BEN. - THANK YOU.

418. - EGG WHITES FOR TOM,

419. EVERYTHING WE MAKE FOR RON.

420. I'M SENDING HOME SOME FREE WAFFLES FOR LESLIE.

421. - THANKS, JJ. YOU'RE THE BEST.

422. - OKAY, WE'RE BACK.

423. WE, UH, GOT AN UPDATE ON "OPERATION...

424. BABY DOUCHE."

425. ALL RIGHT, SPECIAL GUEST IS COUNCILWOMAN LESLIE KNOPE.

426. HOW ARE YOU, LES? - "ME SO HORNY."

427. - THAT WAS NOT ME.

428. A FARCICAL SOUND EFFECT.

429. - DID SHE SAY "FARTSICLE"?

430. - THE FARTSICLE. FROZEN FARTS YOU CAN EAT.

431. PUT IT IN YOUR FACE-MOUTH!

432. IT'S COLD AND IT SMELLS.

433. - GOD, HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO FAST?

434. ANYWAY, LOOK, I AM HERE

435. ABOUT MY FRIEND'S WOMB.

436. - SORRY, COUNCILWOMAN. I'M IN IT TO WIN IT.

437. A DADDY.

438. - AND CRAZY IRA'S GONNA BE THE CREEPY UNCLE.

439. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

440. LOOK, SHE IS A WONDERFUL PERSON,

441. DESERVE THIS.

442. SO I NEED YOU TO LAY OFF.

443. - OKAY, I WILL LAY OFF

444. WITH BREASTY BERTHA IN...

445. THE JELL-O PIT!

446. Bill Cosby: RUDY! GET IN THE JELL-O.

447. - OKAY, I AM A CITY COUNCILWOMAN,

448. JELL-O WRESTLE.

449. - I MEAN, THIS IS FUN.

450. DON'T YOU WANT

451. THAT YOU GOT A FUN SIDE?

452. - YEAH, SHOW YOUR FUN SIDES.

453. AND MY CONSTITUENTS!

454. ABOUT MY FRIEND.

455. - ALL RIGHT, I WILL STOP TALKING

456. AND SAY, "RUDY." RUDY.

457. - 'CAUSE THE COSBY SHOW. CLASSIC.

458. CLASSIC.

459. - FINE, I WILL STAND THERE

460. AND SAY IT, AND THEN WE'RE DONE.

461. - FAIR'S FAIR. - FAIR'S FAIR.

462. A PUDDING POP.

463. OH!

464. YEAH!

465. - RUDY.

466. THERE, HAPPY?

467. - NO, SAY IT LIKE BILL COSBY.

468. RUDY.

469. I DON'T KNOW. YEAH!

470. - OH, SHE'S TOUCHING HER BOOBS NOW.

471. - NO, I'M NOT. I'M JUST STANDING HERE.

472. AND I AM LEAVING, JUST LIKE YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ANN ALONE.

473. - OH, SHE'S IN THERE!

474. OH, RUDY HAS FALLEN INTO THE JELL-O.

475. THEO, NOW THERE'S JELL-O

476. MY FAVORITE SWEATER.

477. GOES TO LESLIE KNOPE!

478. - OKAY, CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT BAG?

479. INTO MY LESLIE SUIT.

480. - YOU GOT IT, BABE.

481. - THANKS.

482. ANDY!

483. - WHAT? - THIS IS THE WRONG BAG.

484. - WHAT?

485. AND BASEBALL CARDS.

486. I DON'T HAVE

487. OR MY LESLIE NOTES.

488. I CAN'T DO THIS MEETING WITHOUT MY LESLIE STUFF.

489. - HONEY, I AM SO SORRY. - ANDY!

490. LOOK, YOU LOOK AMAZING IN THIS OUTFIT.

491. PLUS YOU'RE THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.

492. JUST BEING YOURSELF.

493. PROJECT GONNA COST ME?

494. 40% WILL BE COMING FROM OUR CORPORATE PARTNERS,

495. AND ANOTHER 30%-- - EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

496. I DIDN'T ASK FOR A MATH LESSON.

497. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH IT'S GONNA COST ME?

498. AND DON'T USE NUMBERS.

499. - LOOK, YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY ANY EXTRA MONEY, OKAY?

500. AND DON'T EVER CALL ME "MA'AM" AGAIN.

501. THANKS. NEXT QUESTION.

502. - YEAH, I WANTED TO TALK MORE

503. BROUGHT UP YESTERDAY.

504. - YEAH, THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A TOPLESS PARK, HARRIS.

505. THEY'RE ENJOYING A PARK, OKAY?

506. STOP BEING GROSS.

507. - YEAH.

508. SHUT ME DOWN!

509. YOU SCARE ME,

510. AND I GOTTA SAY, I KINDA DIG THAT.

511. WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

512. - SHE'S MARRIED TO ME.

513. - I HEARD YOU ON THE RADIO.

514. THANKS FOR DOING THAT. - GOT DICEY.

515. TOPLESS JELL-O-LYMPICS...

516. - OH. - SO THAT'S SOMETHING.

517. THAT YOU WERE RIGHT.

518. A HUGE DECISION,

519. AND I SHOULD TAKE MY TIME.

520. TO BE HAPPY, YOU KNOW?

521. A DIFFERENT PATH THAN I DID.

522. TO IMPOSE MY DREAM ON YOU,

523. AND THAT'S WRONG.

524. AND I'M SORRY.

525. WITH THIS DECISION.

526. A MORE METHODICAL APPROACH.

527. COLOR-CODED BINDERS.

528. SAYING "LET'S DO THIS"?

529. A LOT OF UTERINE CARTOONS.

530. WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

531. BESIDES,

532. THAN YOUR UTERUS?

533. YOU READY, ANN? - YEAH, I'M READY.

534. - WE'RE IN IT NOW. - YES, WE ARE.

535. - LET'S MAKE A BABY TOGETHER.

536. DIFFERENTLY.

537. - RIGHT.

538. - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE COOL WITH JJ'S DINER

539. YOU'VE REFERRED TO

540. AS "THE WEDDING OF THE MILLENNIUM"?

541. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

542. YOU ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY DID.

543. BUT I WAS DEAD WRONG.

544. - IS THAT SMOKE? - HMM?

545. HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - CELEBRATING.

546. WE GOT 80 SIGNATURES AND, LIKE, 30 COMPLAINTS

547. OF EXCESSIVE RUDENESS, BUT WHO CARES?

548. SHE WAS AWESOME. SO SMART, SO HOT, SO MEAN.

549. IN THAT DIRTY CHURCH BASEMENT.

550. - NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

551. - UH, WE ARE BURNING THIS AWFUL PANTSUIT.

552. - THAT'S MINE.

553. - WELL, FRANKLY,

554. BEFORE WE BURNED IT.