Parks and Recreation 5x11

Directed by Norm Hiscock

Lucy Lawless as Diane Lewis • Bonnie Bartlett as Paula Horke • Michael Patrick McGill as Sanitation Steve • Anver Garbi as Görkem • Julia Prud'homme as Pat • Avner Garbi as Görkem

Leslie and April handle a garbage route, while Tom asks Andy and Ben to teach him about basketball. Meanwhile, Ron is left to watch Diane's kids while their babysitter is out of town.

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1. - WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE, LADIES.

2. I DIDN'T THINK

3. ON THE CITY COUNCIL.

4. - OH, WE DO. I MEAN, YOU ARE SUCH AN INSPIRATION.

5. AT 82.

6. - HOW OLD IS THAT HANDKERCHIEF?

7. - WELL, IT'S NOT A HANDKERCHIEF. IT'S A RECEIPT.

8. - PAULA HORKE WAS PAWNEE'S

9. 40 YEARS AGO, AND SHE WAS A HUGE INSPIRATION TO ME.

10. IN PAWNEE,

11. QUITE A WAYS TO GO.

12. I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO RESERVE

13. HUSBAND OR FATHER'S SIGNATURE.

14. BOYS' CLUB BACK IN THE '70s.

15. THEY SMOKED THEIR CIGARS,

16. THEY SNAPPED MY BRA,

17. TO LOOK UP MY SKIRT.

18. - WELL, I AM HAPPY

19. PEOPLE'S CLUB.

20. - WELL, EXCEPT FOR COUNCILMAN DEXHART,

21. WHO'S A SELF-DESCRIBED PERVERT.

22. - YEAH, AND DIDN'T MILTON TRY TO KISS YOU?

23. - WELL, YEAH, THINGS AREN'T PERFECT.

24. OF MY MENSTRUAL CYCLE.

25. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

26. THAT IS HORRIBLE. THEY DON'T DO THAT TO ME.

27. DO THEY DO THAT TO ME?

28. FOR WOMEN IN CITY GOVERNMENT,

29. WAS JUST MY TIME OF THE MONTH.

30. ADMITTEDLY, THEY WERE RIGHT.

31. BECAUSE OF THE CALENDAR.

32. - MAN-PIGS. ALL OF THEM.

33. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GET THAT COMMISSION GOING,

34. HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.

35. - YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.

36. - SHE'S KIDDING.

37. - NO, I'M NOT. THEY PROVIDE FOR US,

38. BECAUSE THEY ARE OUR MASTERS.

39. - APRIL, STOP IT.

40. - LESLIE, YOU'LL NEVER LAND A BEAU WITH THAT DOMINEERING TONE.

41. BEHIND THE MEN.

42. - SHE—UGH.

43. MOUSTACHE! DUMB-DUMB!

44. MOUSTACHE! DUMB-DUMB!

45. - HELLO.

46. WHAT IS HAPPENING?

47. - THE GIRLS ARE ON BREAK,

48. FOR THE DAY, SO I'M WATCHING THEM

49. WHICH I GOT FROM ANDY.

50. GIRLS, THIS IS ANN.

51. TALK TO ANN. SHE'S TERRIFIC.

52. - HEY, DUDETTES.

53. YOU STOKED ABOUT THE WEEKEND? NO.

54. OH, LOOK AT THIS PWETTY, PWETTY WITTLE BEADS.

55. - THEY'RE NOT INFANTS.

56. - I DON'T KNOW. I'M WEIRD WITH KIDS.

57. SO YOU GUYS LIKE COLDPLAY?

58. - YOU'RE WEIRD.

59. - YOU'RE...

60. - WELL, HEY, GIRLS.

61. - NO.

62. - OKAY. THANKS.

63. EMPLOYMENT COMMISSION.

64. LESLIE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

65. I THINK IT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA.

66. IN THIS GOVERNMENT IS CRIMINAL.

67. I'M GONNA

68. TO A MEETING TODAY.

69. - YEAH! - AND!

70. AND—AND I CAN ASK

71. FOR THE PAWNEE JOURNAL.

72. SHE'S MY SPECIAL FRIEND.

73. - THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE CALLING HER NOW.

74. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL HER.

75. I DON'T ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND THE BEHAVIOR OF YOUNG PEOPLE.

76. RECENTLY, WE ENGAGED IN SOMETHING CALLED A "GROUP HANG."

77. IT WAS LIKE A DATE, BUT THERE WERE SEVEN OTHER PEOPLE THERE.

78. IT WAS VERY CONFUSING.

79. I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT OUR LABEL IS.

80. LABELS CAN BE BAD, BUT THEY CAN ALSO BE GOOD.

81. "TOXIC BLEACH" IS A GOOD LABEL.

82. HAS AMAZING DIMPLES.

83. - SO THE COMMISSION? - YES, RIGHT, THE COMMISSION.

84. I'M GONNA GET THAT GOING RIGHT NOW.

85. - GREAT.

86. - OKAY, I KNOW THIS TEXT

87. IS NOT ACTUALLY HERE, CORRECT?

88. - CORRECT. THAT WAS A LIE.

89. - YEAH, NO, I KNEW IT WAS.

90. I JUST COULDN'T

91. IF IT HAD BEEN TRUE.

92. - AND THAT'S WHY I SENT IT.

93. - WHERE'S FREE SKITTLES?

94. - HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

95. - AW!

96. HE GETS HIS THING?

97. YOU KNOW ABOUT BASKETBALL.

98. IS DOING REALLY WELL.

99. I'M ON TRACK TO TURN A PROFIT IN MY THIRD MONTH.

100. ARE BASKETBALL CRAZY.

101. TO SCHMOOZE THEM,

102. AND I CAN'T KEEP REFERRING

103. AS "KHLOE KARDASHIAN'S HUSBAND AND HIS FRIENDS."

104. YOU'RE JUST THE MEN TO HELP ME OUT.

105. ONE JOCK, ONE GEEK WHO LOVES STATS.

106. I'LL GIVE YOU A FEW MINUTES

107. OF YOUR PLANS FOR THE DAY.

108. - NO NEED. MY ONLY PLAN WAS TO BUY SKITTLES.

109. IS A REAL SAUSAGE FEST.

110. - OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

111. WOULD SEND WOMEN.

112. OH, MY GOD.

113. OF THE PROBLEM.

114. - EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.

115. COMMISSION?

116. - OH, THERE'S A LADY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

117. OH, WAIT, NO.

118. IT'S JUST A VERY BEAUTIFUL MAN.

119. - YES, OKAY,

120. TO REBALANCE THIS COMMISSION.

121. - LISTEN, YOU DID A GREAT JOB

122. AND GETTING THE SNACKS READY,

123. BUT WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

124. - WELL, COUNCILMAN MILTON, I DID PUT THE SNACKS TOGETHER,

125. AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS, I MUST SAY,

126. FOR THE GIRL.

127. TO GET MORE SNACKS.

128. - NO, I DON'T! THIS IS MY COMMISSION!

129. - OUCH. WHY SO ORNERY?

130. IT'S NOT THE 7TH YET.

131. - HM.

132. ARE RED NOW.

133. - YAY. - HOORAY.

134. - HEY!

135. MOMMY!

136. - YOU SURVIVED, HUH?

137. - INDEED, I DID.

138. - HOW WERE THEY? REALLY?

139. - COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER.

140. WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. - WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

141. 'CAUSE MY SITTER'S STILL OUT OF TOWN,

142. TO ASK YOU THIS,

143. COULD TAKE THEM AGAIN TOMORROW?

144. - OF COURSE. I'D BE DELIGHTED.

145. - YOU'RE A LIFESAVER. THANK YOU.

146. GIRLS, YOU WANNA SPEND ANOTHER DAY WITH RON?

147. YEAH!

148. IS THAT THEY'RE FRAIL AND BREAKABLE.

149. - IS IT POSSIBLE YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT LIGHT BULBS?

150. IF I WERE 300 YEARS OLDER, COUNCILMAN.

151. - INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS ASIDE, I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH,

152. IN GOVERNMENT IS ABYSMAL.

153. SANITATION.

154. - ALL RIGHT!

155. - NO, NO, NO, STOP CELEBRATING.

156. COLLECTORS, STEVE?

157. - I DON'T KNOW. WE HIRE WOMEN FOR OTHER THINGS.

158. - YOU HAVE ONE WOMAN, AND SHE'S A SECRETARY.

159. - AND SHE'S THE BEST SECRETARY WE GOT,

160. EXCEPT FOR DAN.

161. DAN'S AWESOME. - DAN.

162. MAKE GOOD WAGES,

163. THAT KEEPS THIS CITY TOGETHER.

164. TO HIRE MORE WOMEN.

165. - NOT THAT MANY WOMEN APPLY,

166. PLUS IT'S A VERY PHYSICALLY DEMANDING JOB.

167. CAN'T HANDLE IT.

168. - OH, NO?

169. OKAY,

170. TO MAXIMIZE OUR EFFICIENCY,

171. BECAUSE WE CAN'T BE JUST AS GOOD AS THE MEN.

172. WE HAVE TO BE BETTER.

173. - YEAH, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT. LET'S ROCK THIS.

174. - APRIL, I LOVE YOU,

175. BUT I DON'T NEED YOUR SARCASM RIGHT NOW.

176. - I'M SERIOUS. LET'S GET ROLLING.

177. INTO SOME GARBAGE.

178. WHAT? I LOVE GARBAGE.

179. IN THE TRASH?

180. OR BODY PARTS?

181. LIKE, A TORSO OR A HEAD?

182. PLEASE SAY HEAD.

183. - HEY, DEWEY. LESLIE BROUGHT BINDERS.

184. - WHAT DO THEY SAY?

185. "PICK UP GARBAGE. PUT IN TRUCK"?

186. - ACTUALLY, YEAH.

187. THAT'S WHAT'S IN THE BINDER

188. IN BEING THOROUGH.

189. - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.

190. - LET'S DO IT, TRASH PEOPLE!

191. - WHOO!

192. LET'S FEED THE BEAST!

193. FOR QUITE A WHILE.

194. WAS HANSON FOR SOME REASON.

195. - NO, IT'S PERKINS. ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

196. LIKE A HANSON.

197. ANYWAY, I HAVE THE GIRLS AGAIN TODAY,

198. AND THEY'RE ASKING TO PLAY WITH YOU.

199. - REALLY? I THOUGHT THEY HATED ME.

200. - NO, THE OPPOSITE.

201. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO 'EM,

202. LIKE GANGBUSTERS.

203. - OR THEY DO HATE ME,

204. AND YOU'RE JUST DESPERATE AND TIRED.

205. - EITHER WAY, CAN YOU HELP ME?

206. I'M OUT OF ACTIVITIES, AND THEY'RE PLAYING

207. WITH MY LAND MINE.

208. - THIS THING'S COOL. WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?

209. - LET'S PLAY A WORD ASSOCIATION GAME.

210. I'LL SAY A WORD,

211. INTO YOUR MIND.

212. - OKAY. - YOU.

213. - REPORTER. - ME.

214. - CITY MANAGER. - US.

215. - OOH! MAGAZINE.

216. - OH!

217. - ACCORDING TO LESLIE'S BINDER,

218. ON A NORMAL DAY.

219. - WOW, THAT'S WEIRD.

220. YOU KNOW, WITH US BEING WOMEN AND ALL,

221. YOU'D THINK OUR BOOBS WOULD GET IN THE WAY.

222. MR. PHLEGNER?

223. FOR THIS ROUTE?

224. - WHATEVER. NO COMMENT.

225. - TOUGH STUFF. - ARE YOU POSING?

226. I DON'T HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHER WITH ME.

227. - GOOGLE EARTH...

228. ALWAYS TAKING PICS.

229. LET'S MOVE IT OUT!

230. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH THE BASICS.

231. UH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLAY SOME ONE-ON-ONE,

232. SEE IF YOU CAN SCORE?

233. ANDY, GUARD HIM.

234. - EH, HE'S TOO BIG. I CAN'T SEE OVER HIM.

235. SHOULD BE THE SAME SIZE.

236. - OKAY, YOU HAVE TO CREATE SPACE.

237. DRIBBLE AROUND HIM.

238. THERE YOU GO. - NOW WHAT?

239. - SHOOT! SHOOT THE BALL.

240. - DID I DO BASKETBALL?

241. - KIND OF.

242. TRY IT AGAIN.

243. - TOMMY FOR THE DUNK!

244. MY SCREEN!

245. THEIR MOM'S FACE LIKE A MASK!

246. - SORRY. I THOUGHT KIDS LIKED GHOST STORIES.

247. - HEY, GIRLS! DID YOU WANNA LOOK THROUGH MY NURSE KIT?

248. YEAH! - OOH, CHECK IT OUT, BANDAGES!

249. WE CAN WRAP UP THE DOLLS,

250. HAD SURGERY.

251. - YEAH, OR WE CAN

252. AND TEST REFLEXES.

253. - YEAH! - HERE, ZOE, WATCH.

254. - DO ME! DO ME!

255. - DO PRINCESS JUNEBUG NOW!

256. - OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT, RON?

257. FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

258. IF YOU WANNA...

259. TAKE A BREAK.

260. STACY KNOBLAUCH'S HOUSE.

261. WITH HER,

262. TO ME,

263. THAT SHE DYES HER HAIR.

264. WASN'T NATURALLY BLONDE.

265. SHE HAS TO USE PRESCRIPTION-STRENGTH DEODORANT.

266. OF MY LIFE.

267. - HEY, LADIES, SOMEONE JUST CALLED IN A PICKUP.

268. TO MAKE AN UNSCHEDULED STOP.

269. CAN HANDLE IT.

270. IT'S NOT IN THE BINDERS. - A NEW CHALLENGE?

271. BRING IT ON, STEVIE BOY.

272. WHOO! APRIL, LET'S FINISH UP!

273. TO OVERCOME.

274. TO VIOLATE!

275. - YEAH! - WHOO!

276. WAIT, NO.

277. - OH! - YES!

278. - NOTHIN' BUT NET. - NICE!

279. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A BALLER.

280. - I'VE BEEN A BALLER SINCE BIRTH, SON.

281. NOW, I'M AN ATHLETE.

282. HEY! YOU LITTLE CHUMPS WANNA PLAY SOME BALL?

283. - SURE. - LET'S DO THIS.

284. WATCH OUT. TOMMY FROM HALF COURT.

285. GO POORLY.

286. - HE WON'T GET OUT OF MY WAY! - TOM—

287. - OH, MY GOD!

288. - YEAH! - YES!

289. - TOM, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

290. - I'M PIVOTING. BEN TOLD ME TO PIVOT.

291. CAN PIVOT,

292. CAN ONLY PIVOT.

293. STOP PIVOTING!

294. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ILLEGAL.

295. I MAY NOT KNOW MUCH, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST

296. FROM ANOTHER PLAYER.

297. - HEY, AREN'T YOU THE GUY WHO OWNS RENT-A-SWAG?

298. - YEAH! TOM HAVERFORD. - YOU SUCK AT BASKETBALL, MAN.

299. - WELL, YOU SUCK AT BEING POLITE, SIR.

300. - THIS HAS BEEN FUN, BUT WE

301. WHO CAN ACTUALLY PLAY.

302. LET'S GO.

303. FOR THE DUNK!

304. AW, THAT WALL'S SO CLOSE.

305. - DOCTORS, THE OPERATION IS NOW COMPLETE.

306. DOCTOR ZOE, COULD YOU

307. TO SEE IF SHE'S OKAY?

308. I HAVE EVER HAD WITH KIDS.

309. OUT THERE.

310. WITH MEDICAL TOOLS ALL THE TIME.

311. - WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - WHAT?

312. OH, MY GOD.

313. - GIRLS! THIS IS NOT A NEGOTIATION.

314. UNLOCK THE DOOR IMMEDIATELY. - NO!

315. WE'RE DOING SURGERY!

316. ARE ALLOWED IN HERE.

317. - OKAY.

318. STAND BACK, LADIES!

319. - RON, NO, NO, NO, NO! THAT'S DANGEROUS!

320. SOMEBODY IN HERE'S GOTTA HAVE KEYS, RIGHT?

321. - I HAVE KEYS. WHA—

322. - JERRY.

323. I WOULD SAY THIS,

324. YOU'RE HERE.

325. - WELL, IT'S GOTTA BE ONE OF THESE, RIGHT?

326. - OH, NO. - LADIES, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

327. NEEDS A HAIRCUT.

328. HER HAIR IS INFECTED.

329. - HURRY, JERRY! - OKAY, I'M TRYING.

330. - OKAY, I'M NOT GOOD UNDER PRESSURE LIKE THIS.

331. - ZOE, STOP IT, PLEASE!

332. - NO! - ZOE, PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN.

333. OH!

334. NO!

335. - BAKERY CALLED THIS IN.

336. ON THAT TRUCK RIGHT THERE.

337. - AH, EASY, BREEZY, BEAUTIFUL.

338. THAT'S THE COVERGIRL SLOGAN. I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT.

339. OKAY, HERE WE GO! ON THREE!

340. - OKAY. - ONE, TWO,

341. THREE, MOVE IT.

342. ON FOUR, FIVE, SIX, HERE WE GO!

343. - YOU NEED A HAND?

344. WHAT, YOU THINK JOAN OF ARC NEEDED A HAND?

345. - DOING WHAT? - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

346. OF WOMEN'S ADVANCEMENT,

347. ON THE RECORD, SHAUNA.

348. - WELL, YOU LADIES CLEARLY HAVE EVERYTHING IN HAND.

349. ARE GONNA HEAD BACK TO BASE.

350. HOPE WE DIDN'T THROW YOU OFF SCHEDULE.

351. - NOT AT ALL. - HAVE FUN!

352. - HEY, SHAUNA, MAYBE NOT PUT THIS PART ON THE RECORD.

353. YOU KNOW, LEAVE THE EARLIER PART ON THE RECORD,

354. BUT IF WE CAN'T GET THIS FRIDGE

355. DESTROY THE RECORD ALTOGETHER.

356. AND DECIDE WHAT'S ON AND OFF THE RECORD ON MY OWN.

357. COOL? - UH-HUH.

358. IS WATCHING.

359. IF I CAN'T MOVE THAT FRIDGE ONTO THAT TRUCK,

360. IN THIS TOWN.

361. I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT SNEAKING UP ON IT WOULD WORK.

362. - THIS IS THE ONE.

363. - WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY KEYS?

364. JUST LIKE YOU TAUGHT US!

365. - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

366. WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS CLEAN UP ALL THIS HAIR,

367. AND I'M GONNA TALK TO RON.

368. - LET'S CUT OFF OUR TOES! - NO, LET'S NOT.

369. I'M GONNA TAKE THIS BAG, TOO.

370. TO FIX THIS.

371. - IT'S NOT THAT BAD. NOBODY GOT HURT.

372. - IT'S EXTREMELY BAD!

373. I LOVE THIS WOMAN,

374. THAT I'M CAPABLE

375. HORRIBLE HAPPENING.

376. WHAT?

377. SAY YOU LOVE DIANE?

378. - NO. I DID NOT.

379. - YES, YOU DID! THAT IS SO CUTE!

380. - FOR GOD'S SAKE, HANSON,

381. ON THE LARGER PROBLEM?

382. RON LOVES MOMMY!

383. RON LOVES MOMMY!

384. - GIRLS, GIRLS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU HEARD,

385. DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER

386. THINK YOU HEARD.

387. MOMMY!

388. RON LOVES MOMMY!

389. - I LOVE NOTHING!

390. - I'M GONNA HAVE TO START WRITING THIS UP SOON.

391. KINDA SUCKS. I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D BE DONE IN TIME

392. TO GRAB A DRINK. - OH!

393. TO BISTRO D'AMOUR?

394. IT'S REALLY ROMANTIC. - OOH.

395. - YEAH, IT WAS JUST GONNA BE YOU AND ME,

396. MY SISTER, A FEW PEOPLE FROM WORK,

397. AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND.

398. THAT'S REALLY CONFUSING.

399. I HAVE A REQUEST.

400. STAYS OFF THE RECORD?

401. I WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE THINKING THAT YOU'RE BIASED

402. BECAUSE WE'RE SOMETHING.

403. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

404. OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.

405. - I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR TOMORROW'S PAPER

406. TO FIND OUT OUR STATUS.

407. FROM THE OLD MEDIA?

408. EAT THE REFRIGERATOR.

409. WE START CHEWING NOW,

410. COMES UP.

411. TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM,

412. TO NOT HIRE WOMEN.

413. HAVE TAKEN THE BAIT.

414. IT WAS JUST SUCH TASTY, RIGHTEOUSLY-FLAVORED BAIT.

415. - YOU HERE TO MOVE THE FRIDGE?

416. - ARE YOU A GHOST? - YES, WE ARE.

417. YOU CAN LIFT IT?

418. YOU ARE TWO LITTLE CANARIES.

419. COULDN'T EVEN LIFT IT.

420. LIKE GIANT BEARS.

421. - HOLD ON. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

422. THAN CANARIES, YES?

423. CAN'T LIFT THE—

424. - NO, I UNDERSTAND ANIMAL SIZES.

425. THEY COULDN'T LIFT IT?

426. - THEY TRIED THREE DAYS AGO,

427. AND IT DOES NOT BUDGE.

428. THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA COME BACK WITH MORE GUYS,

429. WITH CANARIES.

430. FLY AWAY, LITTLE CANARIES.

431. SET US UP.

432. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST GO.

433. - WHAT? NO!

434. WE CAN'T LET THEM BEAT US.

435. - JUST CALL IT A TIE.

436. NOBODY CAN LIFT IT.

437. - NO, LESLIE, WE DO NOT WANT TO TIE.

438. WE WANT TO WIN.

439. THOSE GUYS SUCK, OKAY?

440. TO PROVE THEM WRONG.

441. LOOK, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET SOME PCP.

442. ON ANGEL DUST.

443. MY COUSIN HESEN, HE BEAT OFF FIVE COPS ON THAT STUFF.

444. - OKAY, HOLD ON. SIR!

445. STILL WORK?

446. - WORKS OKAY. WE GOT A NEW ONE.

447. WE DON'T NEED IT.

448. THINK YOU'RE THE LAMEST GUY IN THE WORLD?

449. THAT'S NOT WHO YOU

450. AT RENT-A-SWAG ANYWAYS, TOM.

451. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHO I WANT SHOPPING AT RENT-A-SWAG.

452. - OH, WELL, THEN, THAT SUCKS.

453. - LOOK, I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

454. OKAY, THIS IS KEVIN DURANT

455. AFTER A BAD LOSS.

456. GET BEAT,

457. OUT THERE THE NEXT DAY,

458. AND THEY FIGHT.

459. SO LET'S HIT THE GYM AGAIN TOMORROW.

460. - GUYS, I THINK I JUST DRIBBLED UP AN IDEA.

461. NO, DOUBLE DRIBBLED IT.

462. - YEAH, YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING ABOUT BASKETBALL.

463. - YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, BEN.

464. - OH, THANKS.

465. - CAN I BORROW $1,500?

466. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK WHAT IT'S FOR.

467. FIREWORKS.

468. - FIRST OF ALL, EVERYONE IS FINE.

469. NO ONE GOT HURT, BUT THERE WAS AN INCIDENT.

470. - OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED?

471. DIANE, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

472. INTO MY NURSE'S BAG.

473. - WELL, WHO HAS BEEN HAVING FUN WITH SCISSORS?

474. HOW TO BE DOCTORS!

475. - YAY! - YOU'RE NOT MAD?

476. - NO, IT'S FINE. THEY'RE KIDS.

477. ONCE, ZOE PUT IVY IN THE DRYER, SO...

478. - I'M STILL INCREDIBLY SORRY.

479. I LET YOU DOWN.

480. HOW MUCH YOU CARE.

481. THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU.

482. - OH.

483. WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO.

484. - THAT'S MY CUE.

485. ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, GOOD HANG.

486. BYE, ANN! - THANKS, ANN.

487. - OH.

488. - HEY, LESLIE!

489. THAT SHE'S GONNA USE BEFORE SHE PRINTS THE ARTICLE.

490. "CITY MANAGER CHRIS TRAEGER

491. "WAS PRESENT FOR THIS EVENT,

492. WITH THE AUTHOR."

493. - OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?

494. - "PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP."

495. IT'S NOT ROMANTIC.

496. BUT IT IS DESCRIPTIVE. NO, IT'S NOT EVEN DESCRIPTIVE.

497. AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

498. - GREAT ADVICE.

499. IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW,

500. BUT GREAT ADVICE.

501. I MEAN, APRIL AND I

502. ONTO THE TRUCK EFFORTLESSLY, BUT IF YOU NEED IT...

503. - ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS A GODSEND.

504. FOR THINKING OF US.

505. CAN GET IT ON THE TRUCK.

506. AND MOVE AN UNMOVABLE FRIDGE,

507. FEMALE TRASH-HAULERS.

508. AND, BEST OF ALL,

509. OUR FEMINIST VICTORY.

510. AND IT'S TRASH.

511. IT'S FILLED WITH TRASH.

512. MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE BOTTOM HERE.

513. LET ME SEE— NO, JUST TRASH.

514. FOR KIDS' 46 NEWS.

515. I'M HERE WITH THE STAR OF TODAY'S WIN JOSH DIAMOND.

516. TO THE VICTORY, JOSH?

517. - WELL, UH, EVERYTHING JUST CAME TOGETHER FOR US,

518. AND WE'RE GONNA TRY

519. AGAINST SNERLING.

520. - THANKS, TINY REPORTER.

521. FOR JOSH AND THE BOYS,

522. AND AFTER A HUGE WIN,

523. CONFERENCE FASHION RENTAL NEEDS.

524. WE GOT EVERYTHING.

525. DOPE SUITS, POCKET SQUARES,

526. GINGHAM SHIRTS, GLASSES WITH NO LENSES,

527. TINY CARDIGANS, FEDORAS.

528. LOOK AT THIS WATCH!

529. WHATEVER SWAG YOU NEED,

530. AT RENT-A-SWAG.

531. NOW, THAT'S BASKETBALL.