1. Oh, God!
Hey, Boo Boo Bear.Copy !req
2. What did you just call me?
Boo Boo Bear.Copy !req
3. It's one of several
nicknames I made up for you.Copy !req
4. And you can choose
which one you like bestCopy !req
5. 'cause I want this
to be a give and take.Copy !req
6. Okay. We went out once,
and nothing happened.Copy !req
7. There is no "this."Copy !req
8. We have Cookie Tush...Copy !req
9. Wow.
Just right out the gate.Copy !req
10. Winnie the Boo,
Lady Presh Presh,Copy !req
11. Annberry Sauce,
Annie Get Your Boo,Copy !req
12. Tommy's Girl,
Annie Banannie... Hey!Copy !req
13. All right. Let's do this.Copy !req
14. What are you doing?Copy !req
15. Is this not
one of those?Copy !req
16. I might have
misread the vibe.Copy !req
17. Oh,
my God! Dude. You have to be cooler about this.Copy !req
18. Look,
I told Leslie because she's my best friend.Copy !req
19. But if anybody finds out about
this and they start jabbering,Copy !req
20. it's going to make it really hard
to know if this is actually anything.Copy !req
21. So,
just keep it on the DL. Okay?Copy !req
22. I feel like you're
embarrassed by me.Copy !req
23. That is accurate.Copy !req
24. Can I at least change my
Facebook status to "in a relationship"?Copy !req
25. Definitely not.Copy !req
26. "It's complicated"?Copy !req
27. Whatever.Copy !req
28. Am I in a relationship?Copy !req
29. It's complicated.Copy !req
30. Chief Trumple,
nice to see you.Copy !req
31. Hi.
Hey, Knope. Wyatt.Copy !req
32. Been a long time, eh, Cap'n? Or Captain. "Oh,
Captain, my Captain."Copy !req
33. From Dead Poets Society.Copy !req
34. You getting weird already?
Nope. I'm good.Copy !req
35. Pawnee's police
chief is retiringCopy !req
36. and I'm trying to get his
endorsement before he goes.Copy !req
37. I'm really nervous because
I need this for my campaign.Copy !req
38. And Ben is really nervous
because he is afraid of cops.Copy !req
39. I'm not afraid of cops. I have no
reason to be. I never break any laws, ever.Copy !req
40. Because I'm
deathly afraid of cops.Copy !req
41. Look, Knope.
I've always liked you.Copy !req
42. But the Newports
run this town.Copy !req
43. And frankly,
they've donated a lot of money to the Department.Copy !req
44. Well, mo' money, mo' problems.
That's what I always say.Copy !req
45. How about mo money,
more protective Kevlar vests that save lives?Copy !req
46. Sometimes,
I say that, too.Copy !req
47. I understand you
need to think about it.Copy !req
48. But if you were going
to make a decision...Copy !req
49. The guys are throwing me a little
retirement thing tonight at O'Flynnigans.Copy !req
50. There's going to be beer.Copy !req
51. So why don't you swing by
and I'll give you an answer?Copy !req
52. Weirdo can come, too.Copy !req
53. All right.Copy !req
54. Let's go.
Oh, hey. Uh...Copy !req
55. May I say that
the boys in blue...Copy !req
56. Don't. Stop.Copy !req
57. are heroes.Copy !req
58. Obviously,
some more than others.Copy !req
59. Oh, boy.
Here it comes.Copy !req
60. 9/11.
And we're walking.Copy !req
61. Okay.Copy !req
62. Listen up, people.
This is very serious.Copy !req
63. Jerry, if you're eating,
you're not listening.Copy !req
64. Thanks, babe.Copy !req
65. I don't know how
many of you have heard,Copy !req
66. but there is a flesh-eating
virus going around.Copy !req
67. Yeah.
It's called music.Copy !req
68. And there's only one
way to get a vaccine.Copy !req
69. And that is
to play it.Copy !req
70. To play the.. .
You get an injection.Copy !req
71. Just say
your piece, son.Copy !req
72. I have finished writing
Leslie's campaign anthem.Copy !req
73. It's called Catch Your Dream
and it's amazing.Copy !req
74. It's kind of like
We Are the World,Copy !req
75. except I actually think it could
have a real impact on society.Copy !req
76. Here's the thing.
We need back-up singers.Copy !req
77. And I thought,
who better to be back-up singersCopy !req
78. than Leslie's
campaign team?Copy !req
79. Everyone's got something they're
in charge of for Leslie's campaign.Copy !req
80. My job is the song.Copy !req
81. She originally put me in charge of
hot dogs at this fundraising barbecue,Copy !req
82. and I dropped them all. All of them. Like,
1,000.Copy !req
83. So I really want
to do a good job.Copy !req
84. So, we're going to
record this bitch tonight.Copy !req
85. 6:00.
DoubleTime Studio.Copy !req
86. DoubleTime, you said? Little brick
building over on Liondale Road?Copy !req
87. Yeah. You know the one?Copy !req
88. No.Copy !req
89. You could not keep
it together in there.Copy !req
90. I know. I'm sorry.
But I'm fine now.Copy !req
91. As long as we
can get out of hereCopy !req
92. as quickly as possible
and never come back.Copy !req
93. Hey, Leslie.Copy !req
94. Dave.
Hey.Copy !req
95. Oh, my God!
Hey.Copy !req
96. Wow.Copy !req
97. You look great.Copy !req
98. San Diego sun.
Got me all tanned up.Copy !req
99. So, what are you.. .
Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
100. Ben, this is my.. .
This is Dave Sanderson.Copy !req
101. Oh, hey.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
102. Yes, Leslie Knope is a female
person with whom I was involved.Copy !req
103. We had, romantic.. .
Romantical involvementCopy !req
104. until I relocated
to San Diego.Copy !req
105. Which is.. .
That's in California,Copy !req
106. which is southwest of here
by a number of miles.Copy !req
107. So,
we terminated our involvement at that time.Copy !req
108. Are you here
for a while?Copy !req
109. No, just tonight,
for the Chief's retirement thing.Copy !req
110. Oh. Yeah. We're.. . We're going to that,
too, actually.Copy !req
111. But we're going to
go a little later.Copy !req
112. Because first,
we're going to have dinnerCopy !req
113. at a really nice,
new French restaurant.Copy !req
114. Cool. I'm going to go to the gas
station and get a frozen burritoCopy !req
115. and eat it right
there at that table.Copy !req
116. Well, see you later.Copy !req
117. You should come
to dinner with us.Copy !req
118. Okay.Copy !req
119. I shouldn't have
invited him. I'm sorry.Copy !req
120. Oh, no, no.
No, that's okay.Copy !req
121. I mean, I just feel
like it's kind of oddCopy !req
122. for me and him to
hang out with you.Copy !req
123. And honestly,
if you want to just go out with him alone,Copy !req
124. I'd be totally
okay with it.Copy !req
125. No. Look,
he's here for one night.Copy !req
126. He's a really great guy,
and he's going to love you.Copy !req
127. Which, bonus,
will make all the other cops love you.Copy !req
128. Dave is a great person. And
he's a great judge of character.Copy !req
129. Tonight,
he's going to endorse Ben,Copy !req
130. and Trumple is
going to endorse me.Copy !req
131. Double endorsement.Copy !req
132. Ooh, that sounds like
an Ashley Judd movie.Copy !req
133. Studio's down here.
Let's go.Copy !req
134. Hustle, people.
Come on. Jerry.Copy !req
135. That's vandalism.Copy !req
136. I have a problem.Copy !req
137. This happens
to be the studioCopy !req
138. where a local saxophone legend
named Duke Silver records his albums.Copy !req
139. I've heard of him.Copy !req
140. I heard he makes mature
women swoon when he plays.Copy !req
141. From what I've heard about Duke,
he's kind of a private guy.Copy !req
142. He doesn't want his nosy co-workers
discussing his music with him.Copy !req
143. Or knowing
that he exists.Copy !req
144. So if you happen to see any
memorabilia laying around,Copy !req
145. kindly and
discreetly discard it.Copy !req
146. You got it, Duke.
Don't call me that.Copy !req
147. I dig your
groovy tunes, man.Copy !req
148. Did you hear me? I said,
I dig your groovy tunes, man.Copy !req
149. Yo,
Chuck. We're going to go ahead and playCopy !req
150. and sing
at the same time.Copy !req
151. I want this to have the
electricity of a live concert.Copy !req
152. So, we have to play it
perfectly every time?Copy !req
153. No, Burly.
Play it unperfectly.Copy !req
154. You mean, imperfectly?Copy !req
155. I mean perfectly.Copy !req
156. God, that was hot nonsense.Copy !req
157. Yeah.Copy !req
158. Hey, can I have
a sip of that water?Copy !req
159. Oh, sure.
Thanks.Copy !req
160. That's sweet. The two of
you sharing a nice bottle of...Copy !req
161. You told them.Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. I asked you
for one thing.Copy !req
164. Fine. I told them we
went on a date. When?Copy !req
165. As soon as I possibly could. I
texted them while we were on the date.Copy !req
166. I'm sorry. But you are too hot to hide,
Ann. This is on you.Copy !req
167. Hey.Copy !req
168. When you two spoon,
who spoons who?Copy !req
169. Ben's doing
an amazing jobCopy !req
170. as campaign manager.
Thank you.Copy !req
171. You're welcome.
He's really smart.Copy !req
172. You know, a campaign manager is
only as good as the campaign personCopy !req
173. that he is managing.Copy !req
174. So I'm trying to say
you're a real smart lady.Copy !req
175. Oh, you can say that again. If anything,
I'm holding her back.Copy !req
176. Aw, Ben.Copy !req
177. I said my thing first.Copy !req
178. Actually,
that's why we were at the police station today.Copy !req
179. We're trying to get Chief
Trumple's endorsement.Copy !req
180. Oh, yeah?
Hugh's a buddy of mine.Copy !req
181. I could probably
get him to endorse you.Copy !req
182. Oh, man,
that would be amazing.Copy !req
183. Yeah.
Thank you.Copy !req
184. Hey. Excuse me.
I need to use the bathroom.Copy !req
185. Oh, you mean
the whiz palace.Copy !req
186. Yes, Leslie calls
it that sometimes.Copy !req
187. I know.
It's kind of cute, right?Copy !req
188. Yeah, that's real cute.Copy !req
189. So,
how is San Diego.. . I'm still in love with you.Copy !req
190. What did you just say?
Nothing.Copy !req
191. I did.. . Nothing. Nothing was
said. Nothing was just now...Copy !req
192. Did you just say you
were still in love with me?Copy !req
193. No, I don't think
I said that.Copy !req
194. Dave,
why would you tell me that here and now?Copy !req
195. Because it's accurate.Copy !req
196. And because he's
not here right now,Copy !req
197. so I thought this
would be a good time.Copy !req
198. Can I just please talk to you
about this for five minutes?Copy !req
199. No. You cannot bring this up
at all when my boyfriend is here.Copy !req
200. Okay, well, get rid of him.
That's a good call.Copy !req
201. No,
bad call. That's not the call. I'll tell him.Copy !req
202. Okay. If we leave now
while he's in the whiz palace...Copy !req
203. No. Listen to me.Copy !req
204. Hey. Whizzingham Manor.Copy !req
205. That's another funny name
for the bathroomCopy !req
206. that I thought of.Copy !req
207. Catch your dreamCopy !req
208. And shackle it
to your heartCopy !req
209. Catch your dream...Copy !req
210. No. No. No.Copy !req
211. Was that a joke?
Were you joking just now?Copy !req
212. Because if so,
that was hilarious-ly awful-ly funnyCopy !req
213. how bad that was.Copy !req
214. Why don't you
take 15 minutesCopy !req
215. and really think about whether
or not you want to be part of this.Copy !req
216. He's a gorgeous
genius, people.Copy !req
217. Just don't
question his methods.Copy !req
218. Tom, am I to
understand correctlyCopy !req
219. that you are now romantically
involved with Ann Perkins?Copy !req
220. Oh, are you about
to give me the whole,Copy !req
221. "She's a great girl and you
need to treat her right" speech?Copy !req
222. Since you guys
used to date?Copy !req
223. No. But she is,
and you should.Copy !req
224. I just had no idea.
And so, now, I have to...Copy !req
225. adjust.Copy !req
226. Okay. Great talk.Copy !req
227. Uh, how's work
out there, Dave?Copy !req
228. Pretty good. I've
caught a lot of bad guys.Copy !req
229. About six bad guys.Copy !req
230. So, you're
leaving tomorrow?Copy !req
231. I'm scheduled
to leave tomorrowCopy !req
232. on the 12:15 flight
through Salt Lake City.Copy !req
233. Oh. It was so good
to see you.Copy !req
234. But I may be
coming back.Copy !req
235. How's that now?Copy !req
236. Well, I'm mainly here to interview
for Trumple's job, Police Chief.Copy !req
237. Dude, that's amazing.Copy !req
238. You should totally be Chief.
You could endorse Leslie.Copy !req
239. I would definitely
endorse Leslie.Copy !req
240. You don't have to. There's
a lot of good candidates.Copy !req
241. I think I'm going to
take a little go outside.Copy !req
242. You look like I could
use some company.Copy !req
243. What?
What?Copy !req
244. Would you like to step
outside with me and catch up?Copy !req
245. We have caught up.Copy !req
246. We talked about San Diego
and about the six bad guys.Copy !req
247. I think we're good.Copy !req
248. I could take
a little jaunt with you.Copy !req
249. No, I don't want that.Copy !req
250. Well,
I'm already.. . I already said I'm going to go.Copy !req
251. So I guess I'm a man of
my word. I'm going to go.Copy !req
252. Take your time.Copy !req
253. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
254. Okay. Honestly,
how do you think I'm doing?Copy !req
255. Because I feel like
we're getting along...Copy !req
256. He said he's still in love
with me. ... pretty well.Copy !req
257. What's that?Copy !req
258. When you were in the bathroom,
he said he was still in love with me.Copy !req
259. Oh, my God.
Leslie, he's a cop.Copy !req
260. He's in love with you
and he has a gun.Copy !req
261. Can you just not freak out?
I'm not freaking out.Copy !req
262. Okay.
I'm not freaking...Copy !req
263. I know. That's... I know.Copy !req
264. It was raining out,
so I didn't want to get wet.Copy !req
265. I got some hot tea
with honey.Copy !req
266. Good for the voice.
I recommend you all try it.Copy !req
267. Mine's really just a cup of
honey because tea is gross.Copy !req
268. And here's the thing. We're
going to start from scratch.Copy !req
269. We're going to get rid
of this whole sucky vibe.Copy !req
270. I'm thinking we could...Copy !req
271. To the man!Copy !req
272. I was thinking, like,
a crazy rock star vibe.Copy !req
273. See where
her head's at?Copy !req
274. Follow her lead.Copy !req
275. That was amazing.Copy !req
276. Next thing,
I want to hear how all of us sing on our own,Copy !req
277. so we can figure out
where we're going wrong.Copy !req
278. This is not an audition,
so relax.Copy !req
279. But if you don't sing good,
you're out of here.Copy !req
280. I think you sound
like an angelCopy !req
281. and everyone else
sounds like demons.Copy !req
282. I think you
shouldn't whisper.Copy !req
283. Yeah, Ann's mad at me now but
I have a few tricks up my sleeve.Copy !req
284. I don't want to brag,
but I have a ton of experienceCopy !req
285. with women being mad at me.Copy !req
286. Chris, you're first.
Sing. Anything you want.Copy !req
287. Let me hear it.
Okay.Copy !req
288. Take me out
to the ball gameCopy !req
289. Take me out to the gameCopy !req
290. I just want to be
at the gameCopy !req
291. I would like to
eat at the gameCopy !req
292. I'd like popcorn and candy
and the home team at the gameCopy !req
293. Boom.Copy !req
294. Here's the check,
as you requested.Copy !req
295. Here's my credit card.
Quick, now.Copy !req
296. The check?
Yeah.Copy !req
297. You like dessert. Why
didn't you get a dessert?Copy !req
298. Oh, dessert is
overrated and gross.Copy !req
299. Dave, thank you so much
for a lovely evening.Copy !req
300. Actually, Ben, would you mind
if I talked to Leslie alone?Copy !req
301. Actually, Dave,
I'd like to talk to you.Copy !req
302. Well, I don't want to talk to
you. I want to talk to Leslie.Copy !req
303. Well, I want to talk to you. And if not,
then I'd like to talk to Leslie.Copy !req
304. Well, I'd like
to talk to Ben.Copy !req
305. And then,
I'd like the three of us to talk together.Copy !req
306. Well, then, I'll talk to Ben,
and then you, and then I'll talk to you.Copy !req
307. And then you'll talk
to each other,Copy !req
308. and then we'll
all three talk, then.Copy !req
309. All right.Copy !req
310. So who's talking now?Copy !req
311. Catch your dreamCopy !req
312. Don't let it spread
its wings and fly awayCopy !req
313. Stop the song! Stop the song right now. Please,
stop it!Copy !req
314. Oh, for sake.Copy !req
315. Ann,
I caught feelings for you.Copy !req
316. And I want you
to be my girl.Copy !req
317. And I don't care
who knows.Copy !req
318. I know you don't care,
dummy. I care.Copy !req
319. Let's not get hung
up on who wants what.Copy !req
320. You know what? I'm
calling this. We're done.Copy !req
321. What about
our next date?Copy !req
322. If you want another date,
keep walking away.Copy !req
323. She's still walking.Copy !req
324. I need you to know something,
man to man.Copy !req
325. I still have feelings for Leslie,
in a womanly fashion.Copy !req
326. And I believe she feels
the same towards me,Copy !req
327. in a manly way.Copy !req
328. She doesn't
feel the same way.Copy !req
329. Because
she has a boyfriend.Copy !req
330. Me. And we love
each other.Copy !req
331. That information is.. . It's not pertinent,
frankly, at this juncture.Copy !req
332. I just said to you one thing.
And you're contriring me.Copy !req
333. I don't think
that's a word.Copy !req
334. I think we'd all appreciate it
if you would just let me haveCopy !req
335. three minutes
with her alone.Copy !req
336. Consequently, I'd like
you to clear the area.Copy !req
337. Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
338. I'm not going to give
my blessing for you to goCopy !req
339. and try and win my
girlfriend away from me.Copy !req
340. I think that
that's reasonable.Copy !req
341. Okay.Copy !req
342. Okay, and I want to
thank you.Copy !req
343. I want to thank you for having this talk with me,
man.Copy !req
344. Oh, well,
thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
345. What are you doing?
I'm doing that.Copy !req
346. Are you serious?Copy !req
347. You brought it
on yourself. What?Copy !req
348. I got something
I've got to say to you.Copy !req
349. Where's Ben?
He left.Copy !req
350. He left?Copy !req
351. Yeah, he said,
"I've got somewhere important to go,Copy !req
352. "and I don't
respect her as a woman."Copy !req
353. He said that.Copy !req
354. And then he acted more effeminate
than he does in front of you.Copy !req
355. Just, look. I've got
some something to say.Copy !req
356. And it's emotional. And it's
important. I need 30 seconds.Copy !req
357. Okay. What? Go
ahead. What is it? Okay.Copy !req
358. Romance.. .Copy !req
359. Hello.Copy !req
360. Are you okay?Copy !req
361. Yeah.Copy !req
362. I have to pee
really bad, ironically.Copy !req
363. What were
you thinking?Copy !req
364. I was thinking
that I would cuff himCopy !req
365. and then I could have time
to speak to you.Copy !req
366. And that you would
decide to be with me,Copy !req
367. and then I would
come back hereCopy !req
368. and we would
un-cuff him together.Copy !req
369. Can you just
un-cuff him, please?Copy !req
370. I'm sorry.Copy !req
371. Would you look at that?Copy !req
372. Nature is
throwing me a bone.Copy !req
373. Haverford Playbook
move number two.Copy !req
374. Ladies love a guy
waiting for them in the rain.Copy !req
375. Like a memory ofCopy !req
376. I never thought I'd
say this to you, son,Copy !req
377. but you may be
over-thinking this.Copy !req
378. The song has to
be perfect, Ron.Copy !req
379. Okay? Leslie
trusted me with it.Copy !req
380. I can't come up with some
brilliant political idea, can I?Copy !req
381. This is the
only way I can help.Copy !req
382. Maybe if I hit my head against
the ground. That's worked before.Copy !req
383. Leslie is going to love it.
I promise.Copy !req
384. No offense, Ron,
but what do you know about music?Copy !req
385. Hey. Take a walk.Copy !req
386. Clear your head.
I bet it does you some good.Copy !req
387. Ann?Copy !req
388. Boo Boo?Copy !req
389. I don't want to say
"I told you so."Copy !req
390. But.. .
What?Copy !req
391. I was the one
who didn't want to go.Copy !req
392. I know. I was hoping
you wouldn't remember.Copy !req
393. I'm sorry.Copy !req
394. He was a very
important person to meCopy !req
395. and it mattered to me that he liked you,
which is silly.Copy !req
396. Let's just go home.Copy !req
397. No. We're going
to Trumple's thing.Copy !req
398. No. Let's not go there. I don't
care about the endorsement.Copy !req
399. And I don't want to put
you through this anymore.Copy !req
400. You don't care
about the endorsement?Copy !req
401. Leslie,
let's not let your terrible decision-makingCopy !req
402. get in the way
of this election.Copy !req
403. What happened to you?Copy !req
404. I was waiting outside
in the rain for you.Copy !req
405. Because I thought you
would come out and be like,Copy !req
406. "Oh, he's all wet.
That's so romantic."Copy !req
407. But you didn't.Copy !req
408. And now
I've got the sniffles.Copy !req
409. What on earth would make
you think I would like that?Copy !req
410. Movies.Copy !req
411. Oh, God, Tom.Copy !req
412. Why do you have to be
so you all the time?Copy !req
413. I'm sorry.Copy !req
414. Will you help me get out
of these wet clothes?Copy !req
415. Hey. Want a beer?
Oh, okay.Copy !req
416. If you're driving,
I can't give you a beer.Copy !req
417. Oh. Well, then,
no, thank you.Copy !req
418. It's a celebration, man.
You have to have a drink.Copy !req
419. I'll definitely
have one.Copy !req
420. Don't make a mistake
you'll always regret.Copy !req
421. Please just tell me
what you want me to do.Copy !req
422. So, if you move here,
I hope we can be friends.Copy !req
423. But I love Ben
and he comes first.Copy !req
424. And if you're going to act like an ass,
I can't talk to you, ever.Copy !req
425. Okay, that's fair.Copy !req
426. I'm sorry.Copy !req
427. That was dumb, all that stuff I did. You just,
you make me crazy.Copy !req
428. And I guess I'm just surprised that,
you know,Copy !req
429. that's the guy you fell
in love with. He's very...Copy !req
430. Well, he's shrimpy.
And he's small.Copy !req
431. Shrimpy or not, he's smart and
he's cute and he's kind and he's funny.Copy !req
432. He's got a great face
and nice hair, and he's...Copy !req
433. Okay, that's.. .
I get it. I surrender.Copy !req
434. I just want to know that you're
happy and you're protected.Copy !req
435. I'm very happy.
And he's not shrimpy.Copy !req
436. A few weeks ago,
a guy called me a bitch in a bowling alley,Copy !req
437. and he punched
him in the face.Copy !req
438. Well, good man.Copy !req
439. I mean him,
for doing that.Copy !req
440. Not the guy who
called you a bitch.Copy !req
441. You tell me where he is.
I'll punch him, too.Copy !req
442. All right, guys.
Here's the deal.Copy !req
443. We've got to completely
start over. I wrote a new song.Copy !req
444. It's called The Promise
of Tomorrow's Wings.Copy !req
445. It's brilliant, about a billion times
better than Catch Your Dreams,Copy !req
446. which I realize now
sucks ass.Copy !req
447. Hey, Chuck. Go ahead and just delete everything,
all right?Copy !req
448. Hold on, Chuck.Copy !req
449. Just listen to the song one more
time and then make a decision.Copy !req
450. Where is that
saxophone coming from?Copy !req
451. I don't know.Copy !req
452. I don't know the first
thing about music.Copy !req
453. And shackle it to your heartCopy !req
454. Is that a new mix?
It sounds way better.Copy !req
455. See? You just needed
to clear your head.Copy !req
456. Hey. You guys,
who is this?Copy !req
457. This looks just like...Copy !req
458. Ow, that was loud.Copy !req
459. I am telling you that Leslie,
in the long run,Copy !req
460. is so much better for this police
department than Bobby Newport is.Copy !req
461. No, no! It's paper.
I was reaching for paper.Copy !req
462. It's all right, boys.Copy !req
463. Leslie has a plan to raise cops'
pensions and increase benefitsCopy !req
464. without cutting back
on hours.Copy !req
465. Newport's just
going to keep onCopy !req
466. buying you guys
a couple of new carsCopy !req
467. or some new uniforms,
as always.Copy !req
468. That guy is all about
short-term solutions.Copy !req
469. Pretty sweet sauce
in there, eh, Ace?Copy !req
470. What's wrong with you?
I don't know.Copy !req
471. Trumple gave me the endorsement,
which is great.Copy !req
472. But really,
the only endorsement that matters is Ben's.Copy !req
473. And I locked that sucker
up a long time ago.Copy !req
474. Now, if you'll
excuse me, I'm aboutCopy !req
475. to endorse 10 beers
into my mouthCopy !req
476. because this has been an
incredibly stressful evening.Copy !req
477. Nice work, guys.
Hey, a little tradition.Copy !req
478. After Mouse Rat records,
someone buys me booze.Copy !req
479. Who's it
going to be?Copy !req
480. All right, look.
I know I messed up.Copy !req
481. But there's something
I've got to say to you.Copy !req
482. No playbook. No gimmicks. Just me,
Tom, talking to you as a person.Copy !req
483. Okay. I would like that.
Good.Copy !req
484. Because this is what
I really want to say.Copy !req
485. Baby,
I'm sorry for how I actedCopy !req
486. But if you give
me another chanceCopy !req
487. I could be the boo
of your dreams, girlCopy !req
488. So when you're sleeping
and you're dreaming of a booCopy !req
489. I want that boo to be meCopy !req
490. I want me to be that booCopy !req
491. So will you date me?
I'm saying...Copy !req
492. Okay. Yes, fine,
fine, fine. Yes.Copy !req
493. I will.
I will go out with you.Copy !req
494. Enough. Please!Copy !req
495. Really?
Yes.Copy !req
496. Dude, you wore me down.
Just stop singing. Please.Copy !req
497. The four sweetest words
in the English language.Copy !req
498. "You wore me down."Copy !req
499. Go ahead.Copy !req
500. Go ahead.Copy !req
501. Oh, hey, Dave.
Go ahead.Copy !req
502. Go ahead.
No, that's all right.Copy !req
503. No, no, no.Copy !req
504. You're waiting.
It's your turn.Copy !req
505. No. No, I'm not.Copy !req
506. You're not waiting.Copy !req
507. No.Copy !req
508. It feels like you're...Copy !req
509. It feels to me
like you're beingCopy !req
510. overly respectful
of all these cops,Copy !req
511. and you're letting them
go in all in front of you.Copy !req
512. No, no, no.
I'm just standing here.Copy !req
513. Why would you be
standing just here?Copy !req
514. I was just checking.. .
Get in that. Go in!Copy !req
515. Thank you so much.Copy !req