1. INSIDE YOUR BAGS,
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2. A FEW THINGS.
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3. FLOWER PENS...
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4. - OH.
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5. OF YOUR FAVORITE DIET SODA,
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6. 5,000-WORD ESSAY
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7. OF WHY YOU'RE ALL SO AWESOME.
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8. WHAT'S GALENTINE'S DAY?
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9. OH, IT'S ONLY THE BEST DAY
OF THE YEAR.
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10. EVERY FEBRUARY 13th,
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11. AND OUR BOYFRIENDS AT HOME,
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12. AND KICK IT, BREAKFAST-STYLE.
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13. LADIES CELEBRATING LADIES.
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14. IT'S LIKE LILITH FAIR,
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15. MINUS THE ANGST.
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16. PLUS FRITTATAS.
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17. OUR GALENTINE'S DAY BREAKFAST,
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18. THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD.
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19. - WHAT'S THE STORY?
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20. - IT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC STORY
EVER.
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21. LOOK LIKE SAW V.
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22. GO, MOM, GO.
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23. - IT WAS 1968.
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24. I WAS 18, AND OUR FAMILY WENT
ON A VACATION TO BERMUDA.
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25. AND ON THE FIRST DAY,
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26. IN THE OCEAN,
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27. IN A VERY STRONG CURRENT.
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28. - YOU'VE HEARD
THIS STORY BEFORE, RIGHT?
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29. - YES, BUT THE DRAMA.
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30. WHISKING ME TO SAFETY.
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31. AND HE LOOKED DOWN AT ME,
AND HE SAID,
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32. "ARE YOU OKAY?"
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33. AND I LOOKED UP AT HIM,
AND I SAID,
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34. "I AM NOW."
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35. AND WALK ON THE BEACH,
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36. AND, TWO WEEKS LATER,
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37. AND MOVE TO ILLINOIS.
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38. SHE WAS TOO YOUNG,
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39. SO SHE SAID NO.
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40. AND THEN THEY LOST TOUCH,
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41. AND, A FEW YEARS LATER,
SHE MET MY DAD.
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42. ONE OF THOSE LIFEGUARD COURSES.
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43. ALL THE ACTION.
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44. AM I RIGHT, JUSTIN?
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45. - WE GOT TO FIND THIS GUY.
- FRANK?
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46. HE'S PROBABLY MARRIED.
OR DEAD.
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47. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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48. AM I RIGHT, JUSTIN?
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49. AND FIND HIM.
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50. IF WE ACTUALLY REUNITED THEM.
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51. - I THINK JUSTIN'S RIGHT.
YOU SHOULD LET HIM DO THIS.
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52. - OKAY. DO IT.
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53. AND HE'S WEIRD,
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54. ARE PEOPLE,
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55. THEN ABORT THE MISSION.
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56. ABSOLUTELY.
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57. - YOU.
YOU'RE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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58. - OH.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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59. - I KNEW, EVENTUALLY,
SOMEHOW,
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60. WOULD TOTALLY PAY OFF.
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61. SOME ACTUAL TOWELS.
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62. HE WAS USING A BATHROBE.
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63. THINGS THAT HUMANS USUALLY USE,
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64. LIKE SHAMPOO.
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65. - TROOPS, GATHER AROUND.
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66. GREAT NEWS.
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67. VALENTINE'S DANCE IS TOMORROW
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68. FROM 5:00 TO 9:00.
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69. - ARE WE TALKING A.M. OR P.M.?
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70. THOSE PEOPLE ARE OLD!
AM I RIGHT, JUSTIN?
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71. OH.
JUSTIN'S NOT HERE.
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72. - IT ISN'T
JUST A JOB, GANG.
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73. WE'RE GONNA LEARN A LOT
FROM THESE SENIORS.
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74. FOR HALF A CENTURY.
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75. AND, NO OFFENSE, BUT EVERYBODY
HERE IS TERRIBLE AT LOVE.
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76. DIVORCED, DATING A GAY GUY,
DIVORCED TWICE,
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77. JURY'S STILL OUT
ON YOU TWO.
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78. - OH.
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79. - AND, JERRY, WHO KNOWS?
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80. - I'VE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED
FOR 28 YEARS.
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81. YOU'VE MET MY WIFE GAYLE
MANY TIMES.
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82. - WHATEVER. FINALLY, ANN AND
MARK ARE OUR SPECIAL VOLUNTEERS,
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83. WHENEVER NEEDED.
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84. - I DIDN'T VOLUNTEER.
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85. - YEAH, TOO BAD.
YOU GOT DRAFTED.
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86. COULD DO FOR YOU.
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87. FOR YOUR OLD PEOPLE.
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88. - TERMINATOR.
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89. - WHAT?
NO. JFK.
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90. HAS BEEN TERMINATED.
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91. THAT IS THE TERMINATOR.
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92. - NICE.
- WHERE AM I GOING?
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93. - WELL, HELLO THERE.
- WELL, HEY.
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94. I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
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95. YOU WANTED TO TALK?
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96. - YES, I DO.
- OH.
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97. - HAVE A SEAT.
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98. SOME CHAMPAGNE?
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99. - UH, NO, THANKS.
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100. - COME ON.
THIS IS ARMAND DE BRIGNAC.
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101. JAY-Z DRINKS THIS.
- YEAH, WELL, JAY-Z DOESN'T HAVE
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102. IN AN HOUR.
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103. - YOU DON'T KNOW
JAY-Z'S SCHEDULE.
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104. HE'S A RENAISSANCE MAN.
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105. - OKAY, FINE.
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106. WELL, THIS IS FOR YOU.
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107. - OH.
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108. - WELL, IT'S
ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY,
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109. A GOOD DAY TO TELL YOU...
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110. - OKAY, LET ME
JUST STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
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111. LOOK, TOMMY...
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112. I'M SO GRATEFUL
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113. FOR ME.
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114. AS FRIENDS.
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115. - FOR NOW.
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116. IF WE ADDED DOING IT.
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117. SERIOUSLY.
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118. I KNOW OUR MARRIAGE WAS FAKE,
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119. BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
BETWEEN US,
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120. A SHOT FOR REAL.
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121. - I JUST DON'T FEEL
THAT WAY ABOUT YOU.
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122. I'M SORRY.
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123. SO THERE'S THAT ONE,
I GUESS.
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124. - ALL RIGHT. YOU GUYS SOUND
READY FOR THE DANCE TOMORROW.
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125. - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THESE OLD FOGEY SONGS, LESLIE.
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126. WHY CAN'T WE JUST DO
OUR ORIGINALS?
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127. I JUST WROTE A NEW SONG,
OKAY.
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128. IT'S CALLED SEX HAIR.
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129. IT'S ABOUT HOW YOU CAN TELL
WHEN SOMEONE'S JUST HAD SEX
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130. 'CAUSE OF HOW THEIR HAIR
GETS MATTED UP IN THE BACK.
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131. IT'S AWESOME.
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132. - THINK OF IT THIS WAY.
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133. THE SONGS YOU USUALLY PLAY,
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134. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF MODERN ROCK,
THEY'RE OLD JAZZY STANDARDS
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135. FROM THE '40s.
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136. - OKAY. YEAH.
YOU GOT A POINT.
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137. - YEAH.
YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.
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138. - ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
- HEY, ANDY.
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139. I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A HALF AN
HOUR. CAN I GET MY SHOESHINE?
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140. - DUDE, KYLE, I'M GONNA LOSE
MY ON YOU
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141. IF YOU ASK ME
ONE MORE TIME.
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142. - I FOUND HIM.
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143. FRANK BECKERSON.
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144. 63, LIVES IN A LITTLE TOWN
CALLED BRIDGEPORT.
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145. ILLINOIS.
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146. DIVORCED, NO KIDS, WORKED
AS A LIFEGUARD WHEN HE WAS 20.
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147. - RON, I NEED
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148. OF LOVE.
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149. - YOU'RE ASKING MY PERMISSION
TO TAKE A NOONER?
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150. - SURE.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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151. MAYBE.
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152. ROAD TRIP.
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153. - SO IT IS A NOONER.
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154. - WELL, WE'RE PLANNING
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155. TO LEAVE AROUND NOON,
SO I'M NOT QUITE SURE—
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156. - LESLIE, IT'S NOT A NOONER.
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157. OF LESLIE'S MOM.
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158. WE'RE GONNA GO PICK HIM UP.
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159. WE'RE GONNA REUNITE THEM
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
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160. A GREAT STORY OR WHAT?
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161. - YEAH, GREAT STORY INDEED.
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162. ENJOY YOUR HALF DAY OFF.
- THANK YOU.
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163. AROUND NOON.
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164. - FOR OUR NOONER,
WHICH IS A CUTE WORD.
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165. - EXPLAIN IT TO HER LATER.
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166. - EXPLAIN WHAT?
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167. - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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168. FIRST OFF, A BEAR IN A PAPER BAG
AND A HEART-SHAPED BALLOON.
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169. - I LOVE BEARS AND BAGS.
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170. - WELL, YOU'LL LIKE THIS THEN,
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171. HOLDING A RED HEART.
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172. - OHH.
- FESTIVE.
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173. WHAT'S THIS?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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174. IT'S A HEART-SHAPED BOX
OF CHOCOLATES.
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175. THAT'S A DOZEN RED ROSES
IN A HEART-SHAPED ARRANGEMENT.
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176. SEE THAT.
PERFUME.
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177. - OOH.
- FOR THE LADY.
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178. - OOH.
- OH, YEAH.
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179. - YEARNING,
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180. BY DENNIS FEINSTEIN.
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181. MM.
OOH.
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182. DENNIS, NO.
NO, DENNIS.
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183. - FINALLY,
THE HEART OF THE OCEAN.
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184. GORGEOUS.
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185. OH.
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186. - YOU KNOW, I NEVER
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187. VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT BEFORE,
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188. SO I GOT YOU ALL OF 'EM.
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189. - THANK YOU.
THAT WAS VERY SWEET.
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190. THEY'LL GET MARRIED?
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191. OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IF THEY GET MARRIED?
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192. - THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
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193. WOULD I CALL HIM DAD THEN?
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194. - YEAH.
- NO, THAT'D BE TOO MUCH.
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195. MAYBE I'LL CALL HIM PAPPY.
POP.
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196. POPPY. PAPA.
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197. OH, LOOK AT ME,
I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF.
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198. - HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW.
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199. - I'M GONNA CALL HIM POO-PAW.
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200. TO REUNITE SOUL MATES?
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201. COULD REUNITE ROMEO AND JULIET?
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202. AND JENNIFER ANISTON?
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203. OH, JEN, I REALLY WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY.
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204. STAY AWAY FROM JOHN MAYER.
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205. I'M GONNA MEET FRANK BECKERSON.
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206. I FEEL LIKE I'VE KNOWN HIM
MY WHOLE LIFE.
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207. FRANK?
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208. - MY GOD!
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209. MARLENE.
- OH, NO, POO-PAW. POO-PAW, NO.
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210. I'M NOT MARLENE.
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211. - OH, I'M SO SORRY.
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212. MY GLASSES.
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213. COME ON IN.
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214. - FRANK, I WAS WONDERING,
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215. THAT YOU WANTED TO BE A LAWYER.
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216. DID THAT WORK OUT?
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217. - NO.
NEVER DID.
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218. AS MY OWN LAWYER.
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219. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
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220. OF MARLENE AND ME.
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221. LOOK.
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222. LOOK HOW YOUNG SHE IS.
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223. - THESE ARE AMAZING.
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224. - PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SHOW YOU
THIS ONE.
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225. - OH, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA.
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226. NO, THANK YOU.
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227. - YOU MOM WAS
SUCH A FIRECRACKER.
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228. SMART, FUNNY,
SHARP AS A TACK.
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229. SUCH FIRM BREASTS.
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230. OH, THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.
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231. OH, WOW, I'M JUST,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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232. SO NERVOUS TO SEE HER AGAIN.
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233. I'M GONNA THROW UP
REAL QUICK,
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234. AND THEN WE CAN LEAVE.
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235. - HI.
- HI.
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236. - VALENTINE'S BASH
AT THE BULGE TONIGHT.
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237. WE CAN GET YOU
A DRINK BRACELET.
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238. - I CAN'T.
I'VE GOT TO WORK
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239. VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE THING.
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240. - THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.
CAN WE COME?
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241. - I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO.
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242. - BECAUSE OLD PEOPLE ARE FUNNY.
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243. - YEAH. IT'LL BE
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244. - I HAVE TO GO GET READY.
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245. - SO, FRANK, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
FOR THE PAST 40 YEARS?
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246. - OH, YOU KNOW,
HERE AND THERE.
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247. YOU KNOW, GRENADA
FOR A WHILE.
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248. THEN PANAMA.
THEN AFGHANISTAN.
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249. IN THE MILITARY?
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250. - NOPE.
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251. YOU KNOW,
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252. IF YOUR MOTHER HAD MARRIED ME.
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253. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.
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254. I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
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255. - FRANK?
FRANK, ARE YOU OKAY?
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256. - I'M FINE.
I'M GOOD.
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257. OH, I AM JUST SO NERVOUS
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258. TO SEE HER.
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259. TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT.
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260. - OH, HAVE YOU GOT A BAG
OR SOMETHING?
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261. - DO YOU HAVE A BAG?
- I HAVE A PURSE.
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262. - WELL, GIVE HIM YOUR PURSE.
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263. - ALL RIGHT.
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264. UH, I MEAN,
THAT SUCKED, DIDN'T IT?
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265. LIKE LOUIS ARMSTRONG?
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266. - MAYBE.
YEAH.
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267. I MEAN, HERE'S THE THING,
THOUGH.
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268. WHO IS THAT?
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269. MY PROBLEM IS I DON'T KNOW
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270. IF WE'RE DOING GOOD
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271. BECAUSE, WHEN YOU PLAY
A ROCK SHOW,
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272. IT'S REALLY EASY TO KNOW
IF YOU'RE DOING GREAT
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273. WHEN YOU'RE UP ON STAGE.
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274. YOU'RE LIKE, OH, THAT MUST
HAVE SOUNDED PRETTY GOOD.
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275. BUT I CAN'T—
IF THAT HAPPENS HERE,
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276. OF MY HEAD, AND I'LL DIE.
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277. - FRANK?
FRANK, ARE YOU OKAY?
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278. - YEAH.
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279. - FRANK!
- FRANK!
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280. - FRANK!
- FRANK!
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281. - YOU KNOW,
I MIGHT BE CRAZY,
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282. WITH US.
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283. - YOU KNOW, I HAVE
THAT SAME SUSPICION.
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284. - BUT, YOU KNOW,
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285. LIKE THIS BEFORE,
I FEEL THE NEED TO ASK,
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286. HOW AM I DOING?
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287. - OH, COME ON.
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288. - NO, I'M SORT OF SERIOUS.
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289. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
FORGET IT.
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290. I'M JUST SAYING,
YOU KNOW,
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291. IS PRETTY GREAT.
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292. - YES, NERD, ON PAPER,
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293. IS PRETTY GREAT.
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294. MARK IS A GREAT BOYFRIEND.
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295. AT ALL.
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296. EVERYTHING IS GOOD.
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297. - I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT THIS.
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298. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.
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299. LOOK, WE TOOK
A ROAD TRIP TODAY.
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300. WE CHASED YOUR MOM'S
LONG-LOST LOVE DOWN A FREEWAY.
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301. - HE'S A LOON, JUSTIN.
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302. A LITTLE BIT.
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303. HE GOT NERVOUS.
I MEAN, YOU WOULD TOO.
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304. WE GOT HIM BACK INSIDE THE CAR.
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305. - YEAH, WELL,
HE CRIED HIMSELF TO SLEEP.
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306. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU'RE PUSHING.
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307. TO SPEND TIME WITH MY MOM?
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308. HOW WOULD THAT HELP HER?
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309. I DON'T LIKE THIS. I DON'T THINK
THIS IS GONNA WORK.
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310. I'M CALLING THIS OFF.
- COME ON. NO, NO, NO.
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311. LOOK, WE'RE HERE.
JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
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312. IS I DRIVE HIM HOME.
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313. - NOW, LOOK, YOU NEED
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314. - I'M BREATHING, OKAY—
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315. MOM.
- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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316. SO WHAT'S THE BIG SURPRISE?
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317. INTO AN OLD FOLKS' HOME?
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318. - IT'S A LONG STORY.
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319. ONE THAT WE'D LOVE TO TELL YOU
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320. SOMEWHERE FAR FROM THIS PLACE.
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321. - FRANK.
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322. - HELLO, MARLENE.
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323. - MY GOD.
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324. I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S REALLY YOU.
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325. - WANT TO CATCH UP?
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326. - SURE.
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327. - OH, BOY.
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328. - OH, BOY.
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329. - SHH. SHH. SHH.
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330. SHE'S FINE.
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331. LET'S JUST LET THIS UNFOLD.
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332. COME HERE, SONNY.
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333. ABOUT THE CIVIL WAR.
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334. - GRANDPA, LEAVE ME ALONE.
YOU SMELL LIKE DEATH.
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335. - I'M GONNA GET SOME PUNCH.
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336. - EXCUSE ME.
YOU GUYS ARE REALLY ADORABLE.
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337. THAT'S REALLY NICE.
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338. - SO LESLIE'S LIKE,
"THAT'S IT.
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339. I'M TAKING HIM HOME."
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340. SO WE LOOK OVER, AND HE'S NOT
EVEN IN THE CAR ANYMORE.
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341. - YOU'RE KIDDING.
- NO. IT'S INSANE.
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342. ABOUT ALL THIS?
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343. - OH, GOD, LESLIE,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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344. IN ALL THE CHAOS.
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345. ANYWAY, SO NOW HE AND MARLENE
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346. DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT.
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347. - I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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348. - YOU'RE SUING ME
FOR ALIMONY?
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349. - YES.
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350. WHEN WE WERE MARRIED,
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351. TO A CERTAIN LIFESTYLE,
AND I'M ENTITLED
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352. THAT LIFESTYLE.
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353. - THIS IS INSANE.
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354. - YEAH, IT'S INSANE,
BUT IT'S ALL I GOT.
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355. A CHANCE.
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356. - WHAT?
- THREE DATES.
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357. ONE DATE.
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358. COFFEE?
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359. WAS TO SUE ME
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360. WITH YOU?
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361. - YEAH.
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362. - HEY, YOU GUYS SOUND GOOD.
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363. - YOU REALLY THINK SO?
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364. I—
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL.
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365. IT'S LIKE BIZARRO LAND
OUT THERE.
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366. AS SOON AS WE FINISH A SONG,
IT'S DEAD SILENCE.
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367. - WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT,
YOU KNOW?
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368. THEY'RE LIKE
A MILLION YEARS OLD.
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369. - WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
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370. OF THE BAND.
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371. - HEY, BREAK'S OVER.
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372. - LUDGATE, CRACKING THE WHIP.
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373. - YEAH, WELL, THESE OLD BAGS
PAID FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT,
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374. SO GET...
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375. - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
- UP THERE.
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376. - HEY, YOU SHOULD PLAY
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377. THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT.
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378. - MM.
- THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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379. - NEXT ONE'S GOING OUT
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380. NAMED APRIL LUDGATE.
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381. NEVER MIND.
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382. - WHY DO YOU CARE?
- I DON'T.
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383. - NOW WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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384. FOR A LIVING?
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385. - WELL, IT'S BEEN
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386. - YEAH.
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387. RIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE.
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388. TO MAKE MONEY.
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389. HERE I AM,
40 YEARS LATER,
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390. COMPLETELY UNEMPLOYED.
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391. - WOW.
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392. WHERE WE LEFT OFF?
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393. - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS,
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394. - SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK.
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395. OF WHICH I'VE HAD FOUR.
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396. - HEY, MOM,
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397. ARE YOU OKAY?
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398. DID FRANK LEAVE?
- UH, YEAH, HE JUST STEPPED AWAY
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399. FOR A SECOND.
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400. - I'M SO SORRY
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401. - OH, IT'S OKAY.
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402. IT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL,
SWEETHEART.
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403. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
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404. - EXCUSE ME.
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405. HI.
EXCUSE ME, HI.
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406. MY NAME IS FRANK BECKERSON.
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407. MARLENE, YOU...
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408. BLEW IT.
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409. TAKE ONE LAST LOOK,
MARLENE,
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410. BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER SEE
THIS BODY AGAIN.
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411. - MARLENE, WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN YOU TWO?
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412. TELL ME EVERYTHING.
I WANT EVERY DETAIL.
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413. - HEY, WE'RE ALMOST DONE,
SO WE CAN LEAVE SOON.
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414. YES, I'LL TAKE YOU
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415. FOR AN ICE CREAM MALT, AND THEN
WE CAN GO CHOOSE OUR CASKETS.
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416. - GOD, WHY DOES EVERYTHING
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417. IN, LIKE, 15 LAYERS OF IRONY?
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418. - HERE'S SOMETHING UNIRONIC.
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419. EVER SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HANGING
OUT WITH THAT MEATHEAD,
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420. YOU'VE BECOME COMPLETELY LAME.
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421. - YOU KNOW WHAT,
WE'RE BREAKING UP.
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422. THEN YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT WITH ME
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK ANYMORE.
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423. - FINE.
THEN I'LL MAKE OUT WITH BEN.
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424. - PASS.
- NO, HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.
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425. WITH BOTH OF US OR NONE OF US.
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426. - FINE.
NONE OF YOU.
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427. - FINE.
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428. EVERYTHING OKAY, KNOPE?
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429. - MY BOYFRIEND IS A LAWYER,
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430. AND HE'S SMART
AND INTERESTING,
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431. AND THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
ABOUT HIM I LIKE.
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432. LIKE A REAL JERK TODAY.
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433. I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY
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434. OR SOMETHING.
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435. - HE'S A TOURIST.
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436. IN PEOPLE'S LIVES,
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437. TAKES PICTURES,
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438. PUTS 'EM IN A SCRAPBOOK,
AND MOVES ON.
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439. ALL HE'S INTERESTED IN
ARE STORIES.
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440. - HUH.
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441. - BASICALLY, LESLIE,
HE'S SELFISH.
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442. AND YOU'RE NOT.
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443. AND THAT'S WHY
YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.
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444. - I TOLD YOU SO.
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445. IT'S DUKE SILVER.
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446. - DUKE, CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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447. I LOVE YOUR MUSIC.
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448. - YOU'RE MISTAKEN, LADIES.
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449. MOVE ALONG.
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450. - WHOO!
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451. YEAH, GO MOUSE RAT!
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452. WHOO!
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453. YOU WERE JUST TERRIFIC.
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454. - SERIOUSLY?
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455. - YOU SOUND LIKE DEAN MARTIN.
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456. IF I WERE 50 YEARS YOUNGER...
- EW.
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457. WAIT, WHO'S DEAN MARTIN?
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458. IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,
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459. OF FLASHING.
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460. NAILED THE GIG.
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461. - LOOK, IT'S SAD.
I KNOW.
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462. BUT WE'LL STILL BE FRIENDS.
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463. WE'RE GONNA SEE EACH OTHER
ALL THE TIME.
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464. I COME INTO TOWN,
LIKE, EVERY OTHER WEEKEND.
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465. - NO.
YOU GUYS CAN'T BREAK UP.
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466. WE CAN FIX THIS.
LET ME TALK TO LESLIE.
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467. - TOM, IT'S OVER.
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468. SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE ME ANYMORE.
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469. - IS IT MY FAULT?
DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
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470. - NO. SERIOUSLY,
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
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471. - CAN WE STILL GO SUIT SHOPPING?
- OF COURSE.
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472. ARMANI'S HAVING A SALE
RIGHT NOW.
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473. A POCKET SQUARE.
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474. - ALL RIGHT.
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