1. - POTENTIAL PROBLEM.
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OF LOT 48,
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3. NORQUIST PROPERTIES,
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4. IS CLAIMING
THE GOVERNMENT SCREWED THEM
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5. BY ILLEGALLY
SEIZING THE LAND.
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6. - WELL, I KNOW
ABOUT THIS ISSUE.
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7. I CALLED THE CITY ATTORNEY
LIKE 50 TIMES.
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8. HE DIDN'T CALL ME BACK.
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9. - OH, DO YOU NEED A LAWYER?
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10. BECAUSE MY FRIEND JUSTIN'S
A LAWYER.
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11. I'M SURE HE COULD HELP.
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12. - OH, THAT'D BE TERRIFIC.
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13. - YEAH, I'LL CALL HIM.
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14. JUSTIN'S THE GREATEST GUY EVER.
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15. THE GREATEST GUY EVER?
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16. - BUT DOES HE DRESS...
THIS WELL?
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17. BROOKS BROTHERS.
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18. BOUGHT IT RIGHT OFF
THE MANNEQUIN.
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19. - RON SWANSON?
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20. - THAT'S ME.
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21. - MY NAME
IS GEORGE MACFAYDEN.
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22. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF SNOW
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23. IN THE PARKS.
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24. - I'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT
OF VISITORS RECENTLY,
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25. THANKS TO A STUPID,
WORTHLESS, NEW PUSH
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26. TO MAKE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS
MORE ACCESSIBLE
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27. TO THE PUBLIC.
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28. - THERE IS A DISTURBING
LACK OF BENCHES IN RAMSETT PARK!
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29. I WANT TO SIT MORE!
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30. - AND ANOTHER THING I LIKE
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31. IS THE LAYOUT
OF THE HIKING TRAILS.
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32. - I MADE THIS IN ONE
OF YOUR POTTERY CLASSES.
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33. IT'S TERRIBLE!
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34. - THIS IS MY HELL.
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35. - HEY.
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36. - HEY!
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37. - ALL RIGHT, SO TOM,
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38. HERE'S YOUR CHICKEN
CAESAR SALAD,
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39. NO DRESSING, NO CHEESE,
NO CROUTONS, NO TASTE.
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40. - AND NO CARBS.
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41. - AND FOR YOU, MADAME,
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42. THE LESLIE KNOPE.
- THANK YOU.
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43. - I CANNOT BELIEVE THE CAFETERIA
NAMED A SANDWICH AFTER YOU.
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44. THAT IS SO COOL.
- ISN'T IT?
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45. SALAMI ON PUMPERNICKEL
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46. WITH OLIVE JUICE
AND EXTRA ICEBERG.
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47. IT WAS THE ONLY SANDWICH ON
THE BOARD THAT WASN'T NAMED.
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48. I JUST WISH I LIKED IT.
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49. - SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT
THE WHOLE DAVE SITUATION?
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50. - OH, I REALLY MISS HIM.
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51. YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING
TO ENJOY THE MEMORIES.
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52. - AWW, THAT'S A SWEET
PICTURE.
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53. - I KNOW, ISN'T IT?
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54. I ASKED THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
IF I COULD HAVE IT,
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55. AND THEY SAID NO,
SO I STOLE IT.
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56. - I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SET YOU UP?
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57. - OH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT FEELS A LITTLE TOO SOON.
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58. - I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS THE
BEST WAY TO GET OVER SOMEONE,
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59. JUST GET BACK ON THAT HORSE.
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60. - YEAH, MAYBE.
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61. - I FEEL SORRY FOR LESLIE.
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62. IT'S REALLY HARD
TO END A RELATIONSHIP
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63. BECAUSE OF DISTANCE.
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64. ALTHOUGH THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
WHY I BROKE UP WITH ANDY.
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65. HE LIVED WAY TOO CLOSE TO ME.
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66. - WOW, 12:15.
YOU'RE EARLY TODAY.
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67. - APRIL, THERE'S NO PAPER
IN THE PRINTER.
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68. - SO?
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69. - SO THAT'S THE ONE THING
YOU DO.
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70. - ATTENTION.
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71. APRIL, STOP DOING THAT.
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72. - JERRY TOLD ME TO,
SO IT'S SUPER CRUCIAL.
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73. - MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT,
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74. AND MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING
IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN WORLD
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75. IS FINDING ME AN ASSISTANT.
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76. - YOU GET AN ASSISTANT NOW?
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77. - YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN ABLE TO HAVE ONE,
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78. BUT I'VE TURNED IT DOWN
CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY.
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79. IN THE EIGHT YEARS
I'VE BEEN AT THE JOB,
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80. I'VE SAVED THE TAXPAYERS
OF THIS CITY
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81. MORE THAN 150 GRAND.
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82. BUT NOW, I NEED
THE TAXPAYERS' MONEY
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83. TO SAVE ME
FROM THE TAXPAYERS.
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84. POST THIS AT YOUR COLLEGE.
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85. - THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AD
FOR NOTHING.
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86. - PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH IT.
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87. IT'S MY ONLY COPY.
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88. - LESLIE.
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89. ANN'S FRIEND, JUSTIN.
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90. - OH, HEY, YEAH.
OF COURSE. HI.
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91. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.
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92. - MY PLEASURE.
NOT A PROBLEM.
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93. - HAVE A SEAT.
- I SHOULD WARN YOU,
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94. LAND SEIZURE
ISN'T REALLY MY SPECIALTY,
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95. BUT I'M GONNA
HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK.
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96. ANY FRIEND OF ANN'S...
- IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
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97. THAT'S MY MOTTO TOO.
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98. - HMM.
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99. - SO, UM, WHAT
IS YOUR SPECIALTY?
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100. IS IT LOCKING UP
THE BAD GUYS,
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101. OR KEEPING THEM ON THE STREETS?
- UM, NEITHER.
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102. IT'S CIVIL LITIGATION, MOSTLY.
- THAT'S INTERESTING.
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103. - CAN BE... I'VE GOT
THIS CRAZY CASE RIGHT NOW.
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104. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS
PRODUCT, FIRE IN A CAN?
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105. - OH, I LOVE
THOSE COMMERCIALS!
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106. - WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BUY IT.
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107. IT WILL LITERALLY
BURN YOUR HAND CLEAN OFF.
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108. - OH, WOW.
- MM-HMM.
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109. IT IS AN AEROSOL CAN
WITH AN IGNITER AND A TRIGGER.
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110. IT'S ESSENTIALLY A BLOW TORCH.
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111. AND, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT,
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112. IT WAS INVENTED TO WARM UP
BABY BOTTLES.
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113. - THIS IS MY COLLEAGUE,
TOM HAVERFORD.
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114. - TOM, JUSTIN.
- HOW ARE YOU?
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115. YOU ARE WEARING THE HELL
OUT OF THAT SUIT, SIR.
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116. BANANA TWO-BUTTON.
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117. - OKAY, LET'S GO
INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
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118. I GOT EVERYTHING LAID OUT.
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119. - WE SHOULD TALK LATER.
- TOM, STOP.
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120. - YOU ARE VERY ORGANIZED,
LESLIE.
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121. - YEAH, I AM.
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122. THANK YOU.
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123. - I LOVE WHAT YOU DO.
YOU GOT THE COOLEST JOB.
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124. LET ME GUESS.
THIS IS OUR PARK.
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125. I WANT TO KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
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126. - OH, OKAY.
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127. WELL, THESE GREEN THINGS
REPRESENT TREES.
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128. - I COME IN, LIKE,
TWO HOURS LATE
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129. BECAUSE I HAD TO FINISH
WATCHING SWIMFAN
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130. BECAUSE IT WAS... ON.
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131. AND EVERYONE, LIKE,
JUMPED DOWN MY THROAT.
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132. - OH, MAN.
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133. - CAN'T WAIT TILL
MY INTERNSHIP IS OVER,
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134. SO I CAN GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
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135. - WELL, YOU'RE ALL SET.
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136. FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE.
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137. - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SELL
YOUR BAND'S CDs HERE?
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138. - THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA.
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139. I CANNOT BELIEVE
I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.
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140. I HAVE BEEN
WRITING A LOT OF SONGS
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141. ABOUT SHINING SHOES LATELY.
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142. I TEND TO WRITE ABOUT
WHAT I'M DOING.
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143. - OF COURSE I'M GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
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144. AT THESE THINGS,
BUT MY GUT'S TELLING ME
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145. THIS IS NOT GONNA BE
A BIG DEAL.
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146. YOU KNOW, COMPANIES MAKE BOGUS
CLAIMS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
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147. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
BE JUST FINE.
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148. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BUSY.
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149. - PLEASE, IT'S MY PLEASURE.
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150. LEAST THIS STUFF
IS INTERESTING, YOU KNOW.
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151. YOU KNOW,
IT ACTUALLY REMINDS ME—
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152. TWO YEARS AGO I WAS IN BORNEO,
OFFICIATING A WEDDING,
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153. AND THIS ENORMOUS
MEDICINE MAN SHOWED UP,
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154. AND HE WAS THERE
TO BASICALLY TELL—
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155. - JUSTIN!
- HEY, KIDDO.
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156. - HEY.
- HOW YOU DOIN'?
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157. - I'M GOOD.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER.
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158. - I KNOW, SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
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159. - YOU TOO.
DO YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME DINNER?
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160. - UH, I WOULD LOVE TO.
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161. I CANNOT.
I AM SWAMPED.
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162. - YOU'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY.
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163. - YEAH.
NEXT WEEK, I PROMISE.
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164. - OKAY.
- HEY, I'M MARK.
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165. - OH! SORRY.
JUSTIN, THIS IS MARK.
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166. THIS IS THE CITY PLANNER.
- OH, MY GOD.
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167. IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
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168. - UH, PLEASURE.
- PLEASURE.
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169. ANYWAY, LESLIE,
I HAVE TO GO.
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170. IT HAS BEEN A SUPER PLEASURE
MEETING YOU.
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171. I AM GONNA GET INTO THIS
OVER THE WEEKEND,
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172. AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU
ON MONDAY ABOUT IT.
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173. - OKAY, GREAT.
- ALL RIGHT.
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174. - SEE YOU, JUSTIN.
- HEY, TOM, GOOD SEEING YOU.
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175. - I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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176. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE
SINCE DAVE LEFT.
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177. AND I THINK I MIGHT BE READY
TO START DATING AGAIN.
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178. - THAT'S GREAT!
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179. - YOU KNOW, I WAS ONLY WITH MARK
FOR ONE NIGHT,
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180. AND THEN I WAS HUNG UP ON HIM
FOR SIX YEARS.
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181. I DATED DAVE
FOR THREE MONTHS.
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182. SO IF I CONTINUE
THAT PATTERN,
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183. I WON'T BE OVER HIM
FOR...
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184. 500 YEARS.
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185. - WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL MAN?
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186. - HE HAS THE BRAINS
OF GEORGE CLOONEY
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187. IN THE BODY OF JOE BIDEN.
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188. - INTERESTING.
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189. THAT'S A HIGH, WEIRD BAR.
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190. OKAY, JUST OFF THE BAT,
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191. THERE IS A COUPLE OF DOCTORS
I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE.
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192. - ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING,
WHAT ABOUT JUSTIN?
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193. MEAN, I FEEL LIKE WE
KIND OF HIT IT OFF IN THERE.
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194. - NO, I DON'T—
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195. I JUST DON'T KNOW IF THAT
WOULD BE THE RIGHT—
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196. - NO?
- NO.
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197. - WHY, IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH HIM?
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198. - NO, NO, HE'S GREAT.
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199. HE'S REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY GREAT.
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200. AND YOU'RE SO GREAT,
OBVIOUSLY.
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201. I JUST—
I DON'T KNOW.
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202. IT'S HARD—I CAN'T—
I CAN'T—
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203. - WHAT IS IT THOUGH?
- I DON'T KNOW.
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204. IT'S JUST I DON'T THINK
IT WOULD BE—
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205. - I THINK IT WOULD.
NO?
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206. - NO, I REALLY DON'T.
I'M SORRY, I DON'T—
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207. - DON'T BE SORRY.
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208. I MEAN, IF YOU THINK
IT WASN'T GONNA WORK OR—
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209. - BUT I WILL FIND YOU SOMEONE.
I PROMISE.
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210. AND HE'LL BE AWESOME.
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211. I'M GONNA
DO IT RIGHT NOW.
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212. - GOOD, GREAT. YES!
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213. GO, ANN, GO!
OH, JUST ONE RULE.
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214. I DON'T WANT TO DATE
A TWIN.
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215. 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TRICKED
BEFORE.
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216. - OKAY.
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217. - YES, I UNDERSTAND
YOUR COMPLAINT.
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218. I HAVE TO GO NOW.
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219. PLEASE. THANK YOU.
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220. - RON SOLO.
- HELLO, TOM.
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221. - OKAY.
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222. I WANT TO HELP YOU WITH
YOUR ASSISTANT SEARCH.
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223. - WHY?
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224. - 'CAUSE I WAN TO DO
MY BOY RON A SOLID.
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225. I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,
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226. AND I WILL FIND YOU
A RELIABLE PERSON.
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227. - OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD.
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228. - HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT WAS A MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC
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229. AND NOT JUST A FRIEND?
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230. - MY FRIENDS KNOW THAT I HAVE
A STRICT NO-CALL POLICY.
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231. NOW, GET OUT THERE
AND FIND ME AN ASSISTANT.
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232. - I LEFT YOU THREE MESSAGES.
DID YOU GET THEM?
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233. - NO, I'VE BEEN
RUNNING AROUND ALL DAY.
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234. WHAT'S UP?
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235. - I FOUND THE PERFECT GUY
TO SET YOU UP WITH.
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236. BUT HE'S GOING OUT OF TOWN,
SO HE CAN ONLY DO TONIGHT.
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237. SO I CAME OVER HERE
RIGHT AFTER WORK.
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238. - IS THAT HIS BLOOD?
- WHAT?
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239. OH, DAMN.
NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK.
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240. - WHO IS HE?
- HIS NAME IS CHRIS,
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241. AND HE'S AN MRI TECHNICIAN.
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242. AND HE'S REALLY CUTE AND HE'S
VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT HIS JOB.
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243. AND I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT YOU
AND HE'S REALLY INTERESTED.
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244. SO DINNER TONIGHT,
AND HERE'S THE INFO.
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245. - THANKS.
WAIT!
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246. HOW IS HE GONNA KNOW
IT'S ME?
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247. I'LL WEAR A RED ROSE
IN MY HAIR.
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248. NO, I'LL WEAR
A GIANT, RED HAT.
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249. NO, I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?
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250. IT'S GOTTA BE RED.
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251. - I WILL JUST TELL HIM
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
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252. - GOOD CALL.
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253. - HI, I'M LESLIE.
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254. ARE YOU CHRIS?
- YEAH.
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255. - SORRY I'M LATE.
- OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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256. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.
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257. - OH, HERE, LET ME
TAKE YOUR COAT.
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258. - OH, THANKS.
- SURE.
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259. WELL DONE, ANN.
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260. - I ACTUALLY HEARD THAT.
- WHAT?
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261. - WELL, I WENT TO WISCONSIN
FOR BOTH UNDERGRAD
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262. AND GRAD SCHOOL.
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263. GO, BADGERS.
- BOO. INDIANA HOOSIERS.
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264. - NO, BADGERS.
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265. - OH.
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266. IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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267. I'M JUST GLAD
THAT WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
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268. - ANN KEPT GOING ON
ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE,
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269. AND I JUST HAD TO SEE
FOR MYSELF.
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270. - WELL, SHE'S MY NUMBER ONE
BEST FRIEND.
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271. - KIND OF WISH SHE'D TOLD ME
THAT YOU WENT TO INDIANA,
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272. BUT WHATEVER.
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273. SO YOU'RE IN CHARGE
OF AMUSEMENT PARKS, RIGHT?
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274. GOD, THAT'S EXCITING.
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275. - ACTUALLY,
IT'S REGULAR PARKS.
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276. LIKE SWINGS AND SLIDES
AND STUFF.
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277. - STRIKE TWO.
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278. - YOU KNOW, ISN'T IT FUNNY
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279. HOW THESE SETUPS
ARE ALWAYS JUST SO AWKWARD?
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280. - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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281. - UH...
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282. I DON'T—
I DON'T KNOW.
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283. THEY'RE NOT.
FORGET IT.
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284. - GOD, WAY TO GO, CHRIS.
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285. DID I JUST MAKE IT AWKWARD?
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286. - NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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287. WELL, YEAH,
YOU KINDA DID.
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288. - LET'S JUST START
FROM THE BEGINNING, I GUESS.
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289. - HEY, WATCH THIS.
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290. I WILL NOW EXTINGUISH
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291. WITH MY BARE HANDS.
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292. - OKAY.
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293. - GAH,
UHH!
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294. THAT REALLY HURTS.
- ARE YOU OKAY?
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295. - OH, GOD, IT LOOKED SO MUCH
EASIER ON THE INTERNET.
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296. GOD, I GOTTA BORROW
SOME OF YOUR ICE.
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297. OH, NO, THANKS,
I'M NOT THIRSTY.
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298. - WHAT, THE GERMAN?
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299. OH, MY GOD.
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300. ALL RIGHT, LATER.
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301. - WHO WAS THAT, JUSTIN?
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302. - YEAH. WE'RE HAVING LUNCH
TOMORROW.
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303. - OH, GET OUT.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM?
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304. - OH, FOREVER.
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305. HE PRACTICALLY
SAVED MY LIFE.
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306. HE WAS, LIKE, THE ONLY COOL
DUDE AT MY HIGH SCHOOL.
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307. - AWESOME.
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308. DID YOU GUYS EVER DATE?
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309. - NO, WE NEVER DID.
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310. HE'S JUST LIKE...
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311. A REALLY AMAZING PERSON.
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312. LET'S DO THIS!
MARLEY & ME.
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313. PUPPIES! PUPPIES, PUPPIES.
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314. - I KNOW.
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315. LET'S... WATCH
MARLEY & ME.
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316. - BRIAN.
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317. TECHNICALLY,
YOU'D BE ASSISTING RON.
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318. BUT RON REALLY DOESN'T
DO MUCH GOVERNMENT WORK,
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319. SO YOU'D REALLY BE
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320. I SEE YOUR RESUME HERE.
EDUCATION, EXCELLENT.
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321. AWESOME PROFESSIONAL
EXPERIENCE,
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322. BUT I DON'T CARE.
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323. I'M INTERESTED
IN REAL WORLD EXPERTISE.
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324. I GOT A NIGHTCLUB OPENING
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325. WHICH TIE DO I WEAR?
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326. - I LIKE THE ONE
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327. - THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION.
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328. THE ANSWER IS THIS ONE.
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329. - DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT ONE EXISTED.
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330. - I HAD HIGH HOPES WHEN I SAW
YOUR PLUM V-NECK.
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331. BUT THOSE HOPES
HAVE BEEN DASHED.
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332. YOU CAN LEAVE.
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333. - DID YOU EVER SEE
THAT MOVIE, THE MATRIX?
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334. - YEAH.
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335. - 99% REAL.
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336. - SO DO YOU ENJOY IT,
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337. BEING AN MRI TECHNICIAN?
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338. - GREAT QUESTION.
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339. SOMEONE STEPS INTO THE ROOM.
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340. IMAGINE A MOTHER OF THREE.
MAYBE SHE'S A TEACHER.
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341. SHE KNOWS SOMETHING'S WRONG,
BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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342. SHE'S SCARED.
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343. IN LESS THAN AN HOUR,
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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344. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
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345. - I DON'T KNOW.
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346. BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING
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347. I CAN SEE INSIDE EVERYTHING.
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348. SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?
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349. IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO LOOK
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350. - WOW.
- I KNOW.
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351. I MEAN, YOU COULD JUST
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352. OR YOU COULD LOOK INSIDE
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353. OR THESE POTATOES
OR THIS CANDLE
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354. OR THIS BEER
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355. OR THIS BREAD.
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356. YOU CAN LOOK INSIDE ANYTHING.
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357. - WELL, IF YOU LOOK
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358. ALL YOU'RE GONNA FIND
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359. - I DON'T KNOW.
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360. - LOOK.
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361. THERE'S JUST BREAD IN THERE.
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362. - YEAH, BUT WHAT'S INSIDE
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363. COULD BE CHEESE.
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364. - ANYWAY, IT'S GOOD
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365. I MEAN, I'VE NEVER EVEN
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366. - WHAT?
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367. - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
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368. - WELL, I'M OFFERING YOU
A FREE SCAN.
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369. USUALLY COSTS UP TO $2,000.
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370. I'M KIND OF
SPOILING YOU HERE.
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371. - WELL, I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS.
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372. - GOOD.
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373. 'CAUSE, FRANKLY, I DON'T
WANT TO INVEST IN SOMEONE
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374. WHO ONLY HAS
THREE MONTHS TO LIVE.
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375. OH.
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376. - I'M TREATING THIS
AS AN ADVENTURE.
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377. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE SOMEDAY
WE'LL TELL OUR GRANDKIDS
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378. ABOUT HOW WEIRD
OR FIRST DATE WAS
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379. AND HOW CREEPY
THEIR GRANDFATHER WAS.
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380. - TRY NOT TO SMILE TOO MUCH.
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381. IT'LL AFFECT
THE DIAGNOSIS.
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382. - WELL, HOPEFULLY THERE'LL
BE NOTHING TO DIAGNOSE.
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383. - SOMETIMES SMILING
IS READ AS AIDS.
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384. OH, YOU'RE NOT
ON YOUR PERIOD, ARE YOU?
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385. - NO. DOES THAT MATTER?
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386. - WELL, NOT FOR THIS.
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387. OKAY, IT'S GONNA BE
A LITTLE CRAMMED IN THERE.
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388. DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT GLASS.
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389. I MEET A GIRL AT A BAR.
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390. SHE SEEMS KIND OF INTO ME.
COULD GO EITHER WAY.
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391. I GET HER NUMBER.
IT'S TWO DAYS LATER.
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392. WHAT DO I TEXT HER?
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393. - IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU?
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394. - NO, ZACK!
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395. I DON'T TEXT HER,
"IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU."
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396. I WAIT EIGHT WEEKS,
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397. AND I TEXT HER,
"WHAT'S CRACKIN'?"
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398. - YOUR RESUME'S
VERY IMPRESSIVE,
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399. BUT TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
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400. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS.
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401. BE AS SUPERFICIAL
AS POSSIBLE.
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402. JUST YOUR BASIC
ASSISTANT STUFF.
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403. TAKING MESSAGES,
WAKEUP CALLS.
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404. BOTTLE SERVICE
TO THE SNAKEHOLE LOUNGE.
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405. CONDOM RUNS.
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406. COVERING FOR ME IN ANY
LEGALLY-DICEY SITUATIONS.
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407. - I'M SORRY, WHAT DO I GET
OUT OF THIS?
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408. - CONNECTIONS.
PLUS 19 GRAND A YEAR.
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409. MINUS MY 10%
HEADHUNTER'S FEE.
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410. - I HAVE TO PAY YOU TWO GRAND
IF I GET HIRED?
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411. - I HAVE A JOB TO OFFER.
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412. IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS
OF ROB BLAGOJEVICH,
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413. IT'S A
VALUABLE THING.
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414. YOU JUST DON'T GIVE IT AWAY
FOR NOTHING.
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415. - ALL RIGHT, LESLIE,
YOU'RE GONNA START
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416. HEARING SOME LOUD NOISES
AND SEE SOME FLASHING LIGHTS.
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417. - OKAY.
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418. - SO YOU NEVER TOLD ME
WHERE YOU'RE FROM.
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419. - I'M FROM PAWNEE.
- KEEP STILL, PLEASE.
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420. AND YOU SAID THAT YOUR MOM
WORKS IN GOVERNMENT TOO,
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421. IS THAT RIGHT?
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422. - YES, SHE DOES.
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423. - YOU GOTTA KEEP STILL.
NO TALKING, LESLIE.
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424. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC
DO YOU LIKE?
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425. - CAN I ANSWER THAT?
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426. - SURE. KEEP STILL.
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427. - ALL KINDS.
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428. - IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
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429. THAT YOU KEEP STILL
AT THIS MOMENT, LESLIE.
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430. I'VE TOLD YOU THAT
1,000 TIMES.
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431. - DID YOU EVER
BREAK YOUR ARM?
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432. YOU CAN ANSWER THAT.
HERE, I'LL TURN IT OFF.
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433. - ONE TIME, I WAS ON MY BIKE,
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434. AND SOME BOYS
WERE MAKING FUN OF ME.
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435. SO I CHASED THEM
AND I LOST CONTROL.
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436. I'M SURPRISED
YOU CAN SEE THAT.
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437. IT WAS LIKE
THREE YEARS AGO.
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438. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I TURNED
THE MACHINE OFF FOR THAT.
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439. YOU NEVER HAD ANY KIDS,
RIGHT, LESLIE?
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440. - NO.
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441. YOU'VE GOT A GREAT OVEN.
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442. - OKAY... TIME TO GO.
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443. - YOU'VE GOT AMPLE ROOM
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444. HONESTLY, IF YOU WANTED TO,
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445. YOU COULD GO TRIPLETS
RIGHT OFF THE BAT, LESLIE.
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446. YOU GOT A BIG,
INDUSTRIAL-SIZED OVEN.
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447. - SO WE'RE DONE, RIGHT?
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448. - HEY, HOW'S THE DATE GOING?
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449. - GOOD.
WE JUST FINISHED THE MRI.
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450. - LOOK, I KNOW I SAID THAT
I WANTED TO GET BACK OUT THERE,
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451. BUT THIS GUY IS NUTS.
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452. I DON'T MEAN
TO OFFEND YOU.
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453. YOU KNOW, I KNOW
HE'S YOUR FRIEND.
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454. - NO, I'M NOT OFFENDED
AT ALL.
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455. I DON'T KNOW HIM THAT WELL.
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456. - WHY WOULD YOU THINK
HE'D BE PERFECT FOR ME THEN?
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457. - WELL, HE SEEMED GREAT.
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458. I'M SORRY, LES.
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459. I'LL FIND YOU
SOMEBODY ELSE, OKAY?
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460. JUST DON'T LET THIS
SOUR YOU ON DATING.
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461. LIKE, WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IS REALLY HEALTHY.
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462. SO KEEP THE FAITH, OKAY?
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463. - YEAH, OKAY.
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464. - HEY, NO CELL PHONES!
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465. DON'T TOUCH THAT.
- SORRY.
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466. - JUST TAKE YOUR HANDS
OFF IT.
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467. - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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468. - I SET LESLIE UP ON A DATE.
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469. I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING THAT WELL.
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470. - OH, NO.
WITH, UH, WITH JUSTIN?
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471. - OH, NO, THIS GUY
I KNOW FROM THE HOSPITAL.
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472. - WHY WOULDN'T YOU SET HER UP
WITH JUSTIN?
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473. - I DON'T REALLY
SEE THEM TOGETHER.
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474. YOU KNOW?
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475. PLUS, LESLIE JUST GOT
OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP,
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476. SO I DIDN'T WANT JUSTIN
TO BE LIKE HER REBOUND GUY
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477. OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?
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478. - YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
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479. LESLIE IS A NOTORIOUSLY CRUEL
AND THOUGHTLESS PERSON.
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480. - WHY ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT THIS?
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481. - WE'RE NOT.
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482. - WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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483. - WELL, IT ACTUALLY
ALL LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
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484. YOU'VE GOT A LARGE BRAIN.
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485. - THANK YOU.
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486. - YEAH.
NO, IT LOOKS PRETTY...
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487. HANG ON.
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488. THAT'S WEIRD.
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489. - WHAT? WHAT'S WEIRD?
- YOUR BRAIN.
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490. YOU SEE THAT SHADOW
RIGHT THERE?
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491. - WHAT—IS THAT BAD?
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492. - I DON'T KNOW,
I'D HAVE A DOCTOR
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493. LOOK AT THAT IMMEDIATELY,
IF I WERE YOU.
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494. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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495. - OH, WAIT.
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496. OH.
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497. IT WAS LIKE A SMUDGE
OR SOMETHING.
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498. WE ALMOST WHEELED YOU
OUT OF HERE IN A CHAIR.
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499. - SHOULD WE GO?
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500. - YEAH, WE SHOULD GO.
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501. IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TO SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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502. SIPPING A STEAK
THROUGH A STRAW.
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503. THAT ALMOST HAPPENED TO YOU.
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504. YOU WERE A SMUDGE AWAY.
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505. THANK GOD I WAS HERE.
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506. LOOKS LIKE WE MAKE
A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.
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507. - I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S
JUST SOMETHING WEIRD
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508. ABOUT THE WAY
YOU TALK ABOUT HIM.
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509. - I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN,
THERE WAS DEFINITELY TIMES
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510. WHEN WE THOUGHT MAYBE
WE WOULD GO OUT SOMEDAY BUT—
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511. - THAT'S WHY YOU
DIDN'T SET LESLIE UP,
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512. BECAUSE YOU'RE SAVING HIM.
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513. - NO, I'M NOT.
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514. - OH, YEAH, YOU ARE.
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515. - OKAY, FINE, YOU DON'T
HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE
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516. THAT YOU THINK,
"I DON'T KNOW,
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517. MAYBE IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT,
MAYBE SOMEDAY—"
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518. - SO IF I'M LATE
FOR DINNER ONE NIGHT,
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519. YOU'RE GONNA DUMP ME
FOR DUSTIN?
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520. - NO, NO, JUSTIN.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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521. BUT IF WE BREAK UP
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522. OR YOU DIE TRAGICALLY
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523. IN A CITY PLANNING ACCIDENT,
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524. AND I WAIT A RESPECTFUL
ABOUT OF TIME,
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525. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE.
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526. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
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527. YOU CAN'T SAVE
SOMEBODY FOR THE FUTURE
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528. WHILE YOU'RE
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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529. EVEN I KNOW THAT.
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530. - SO DID YOU WANT TO GO
BACK TO YOUR PLACE OR—
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531. - YEAH, ACTUALLY, CHRIS,
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU,
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532. BUT I THINK THIS IS GONNA
BE OUR LAST DATE.
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533. - I GET IT.
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534. YOU GET YOUR MRI
AND GET OUT, HUH?
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535. - THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.
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536. - CLEVER LADY.
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537. GUESS I'M NOT AS GOOD A TECH
AS I THOUGHT I WAS.
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538. SHOULD HAVE NOTICED
THAT YOU'RE MISSING A HEART.
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539. - EW.
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540. - GOOD-BYE, LESLIE.
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541. - RIGHT.
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542. I DROVE US HERE.
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543. GOODY.
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544. - DO YOU MIND IF WE PICK UP
MY SON NATE
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545. AT HIS BASKETBALL GAME
ON THE WAY BACK?
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546. - SO HOW WAS THE BIG DATE?
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547. - WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS I DON'T HAVE CANCER.
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548. THE BAD NEWS IS I GOT
AN MRI BILL FOR $2,000.
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549. - OH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS HOT.
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550. - I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY THE HELL ANN
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551. THOUGHT WE WOULD BE
A GOOD FIT.
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552. - OH, YOU SLEPT TOGETHER?
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553. - WHAT?
NOT SEXUALLY.
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554. GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU,
TOM?
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555. - THIS A BAD TIME?
- NO, COME ON IN.
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556. - JUSTIN!
- WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?
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557. - SHOULD WE?
- YEAH, LET'S DO.
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558. - SEE YOU, DUDE.
- SEE YOU AROUND, BROTHER.
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559. - DOPE PEA COAT.
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560. I HAVE THE SAME ONE
IN AN EXTRA SMALL.
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561. - ANDY, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
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562. - WELL, WELL, WELL,
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563. LOOK WHO'S BOTHERING WHO NOW?
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564. SEEMS LIKE THE SHOE
IS ON THE OTHER FOOT.
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565. AND THE GUY WHO POLISHES SHOES
IS NOW ME.
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566. WHAT UP?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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567. - WHEN YOU WERE DATING ANN,
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568. DID YOU KNOW
THIS GUY JUSTIN?
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569. - UCK! JUSTIN?
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570. I HATE JUSTIN.
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571. ANN WAS SO OBVIOUSLY INTO HIM.
IT WAS SO ANNOYING.
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572. - RIGHT.
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573. - I WOULD SAY, IN TERMS OF GUYS
THAT SHE'S IN LOVE WITH,
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574. JUSTIN'S UP HERE.
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575. - I'M UP HERE,
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576. AND THEN
YOU'RE DOWN HERE.
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577. - WELL, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE THAT I WASN'T CRAZY.
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578. SO NATURALLY,
I CAME TO YOU FOR REASSURANCE.
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579. DO ME A FAVOR—
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580. DON'T TELL ANN
THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
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581. - WILL DO.
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582. ANN PERKINS,
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583. YOU SHOULD BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
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584. WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MARK
IS NOT COOL.
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585. - WHY ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING TO EACH OTHER?
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586. YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET IT.
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587. I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS
WITH YOU.
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588. - YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG?
- NO!
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589. - YEAH.
- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!
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590. COME HERE.
THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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591. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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592. - ACTUALLY, I DO
KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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593. EVERY TIME I USED
TO SIT AROUND ALL AFTERNOON
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594. PLAYING VIDEO GAMES,
WEARING ONLY MY SLIPPERS,
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595. ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WOULD START
TO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF.
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596. AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
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597. - DIDN'T YOU
JUST EXPLAIN WHY?
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598. - I WOULD FEEL BAD
ABOUT MYSELF
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599. BECAUSE I WOULD START TO THINK
ABOUT THIS PERFECT GUY.
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600. ANY TIME YOU WOULD
TALK ABOUT JUSTIN,
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601. I DIDN'T FEEL
VERY IMPORTANT.
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602. THAT WAS ROUGH.
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603. - WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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604. - MAYBE IF YOU HAD,
I WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT.
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605. BUT YOU DO KNOW NOW,
SO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE.
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606. IT'S EITHER ME OR JUSTIN.
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607. - I'M NOT GONNA CHOOSE.
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608. WAIT, I'M DATING MARK!
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609. - ARE YOU, THOUGH?
- YES!
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610. - AH! THAT CLOSE.
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611. - WOW, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
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612. "CEASE AND DESIST;
BURDEN OF PROOF"?
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613. VERY FORCEFUL LANGUAGE.
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614. I'M A LITTLE SCARED.
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615. - CHECK OUT PARAGRAPH TWO,
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616. WHERE I DROPPED THE F-BOMB.
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617. - "FRIVOLOUS."
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618. EXCELLENT.
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619. - DEFINITELY HAVE
THE CITY ATTORNEY LOOK AT THAT.
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620. BUT THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH
TO DO THE TRICK.
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621. - WELL, JUSTIN, I JUST—
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
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622. - IT'S MY PLEASURE.
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623. MAYBE I WILL SEE YOU
AROUND SOMETIME.
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624. - YEAH, I...
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625. I WOULD LI—WOULD LO—
MM-HMM.
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626. - I'LL SEE YOU.
- OKAY.
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627. - BYE.
- BYE!
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628. - DAMN, HE IS ALL RIGHT.
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629. WHY DON'T YOU HIT THAT?
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630. - WELL, FRANKLY, I WOULD
LIKE TO HIT THAT.
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631. BUT ANN'S BEING A LITTLE
WEIRD ABOUT IT.
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632. MAYBE SHE'S GOT HIM
ON HOLD.
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633. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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634. - RONALD, I'VE DONE IT.
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635. I FOUND YOUR ASSISTANT,
AND HE'S DOPE.
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636. HIS NAME IS JEAN-RALPHIO.
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637. JEAN-RALPHIO!
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638. - BIG "T."
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639. MR. SWANSON, TWO THINGS.
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640. ONE, IT IS AN ABSOLUTE HONOR
TO MEET YOU.
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641. TWO, WHO IS THAT HOT
INTERN CHICK OUT THERE?
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642. BECAUSE, HONESTLY, DAAAAMN!
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643. - UH, TAKE A SEAT.
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644. - RIGHT HERE.
- HERE WE GO.
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645. - SO, JEAN-RALPHIO...
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646. - YOU GOT HIM RIGHT HERE.
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647. LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP.
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648. - WHY DO I WANT YOU
AS MY ASSISTANT?
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649. - FOR STARTERS,
ACCESS TO THE ILLEST CLUBS.
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650. AND THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS.
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651. I WILL WORK FOR YOU.
I WILL BE ON YOU, 24/7.
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652. I'LL BE LIKE YOUR FAMILY.
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653. I'M HERE WHEN YOU GET HERE
IN THE MORNING.
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654. SURE ENOUGH, I'LL BE THERE
TUCKING YOU INTO BED AT NIGHT.
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655. DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT GAY.
DO WE HAVE QUESTIONS?
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656. - I THINK OUR ONLY QUESTION
IS WHEN CAN YOU START?
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657. - RIGHT NOW.
LET'S DO IT.
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658. - THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.
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659. WE WILL TALK.
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660. - COOL.
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS.
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661. HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HIT ME UP
ON FACEBOOK ANY TIME,
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662. DAY OR NIGHT—
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
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663. - TAKE CARE, BUDDY.
- BOOM.
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664. - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF YOUR NEW ASSISTANT?
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665. - I WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
SO BAD RIGHT NOW.
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666. - WHAT?
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667. OKAY.
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668. MESSAGE RECEIVED.
I'LL KEEP LOOKING.
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669. - THANK YOU.
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670. BRING ME THE OPPOSITE OF HIM.
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671. - TELL ME WHAT ANN DID WRONG,
PLEASE.
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672. I NEED TO KNOW.
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673. - NOTHING.
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
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674. - WHAT KIND OF MUSIC IS THIS?
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675. - IT'S ROCK AND ROLL,
MY FRIEND.
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676. THE KIND THAT STICKS
IN YOUR BRAIN.
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677. LOUD, FAST, SMOOTH,
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678. HANDSOME ROCK.
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679. - THAT BAND IS REALLY
BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW.
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680. THEY'RE NUMBER ONE
ON iTUNES.
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681. - OKAY, I'LL TAKE ONE.
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682. - YOU ARE AMAZING.
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683. I LIKE WHEN YOU
HANG OUT HERE.
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684. - I WANT TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT.
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685. - REALLY?
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686. YOU HATE IT HERE.
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687. - SO DO YOU.
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688. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO TO ANY MEETINGS.
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689. IF ANYONE COMES TO SEE YOU,
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690. I'LL SCARE THEM AWAY.
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691. - WAIT, APRIL.
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692. IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN THESE TWO TIES...
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693. - YOU'RE HIRED.
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694. - I JUST FIGURED
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695. I MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID
FOR BEING HERE.
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696. - HI.
- HEY, I WAS JUST CALLING YOU.
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697. - HERE.
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698. - THIS IS A PRESCRIPTION
FOR DENISE DOGAN.
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699. - OH, MY GOD,
I'M SORRY.
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700. I'M SO OUT OF SORTS.
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701. HERE.
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702. - PORTER'S GRILL AT 7:00.
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703. - JUSTIN'S GONNA
MEET YOU THERE.
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704. I'M SORRY CHRIS
WAS SUCH A JERK.
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705. YOU DESERVE
WAY BETTER THAN THAT.
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706. - IF THIS SITUATION IS WEIRD,
OR IF YOU FEEL WEIRD—
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707. - IT'S NOT WEIRD.
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708. YOU GUYS WILL REALLY
LIKE EACH OTHER.
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709. - THANKS.
- I GOTTA RUN.
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710. I HAVE ANOTHER STOP
ON THE PRIDE-SWALLOWING TOUR
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711. OF CITY HALL.
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712. - GO GET 'EM.
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713. - THAT'S WHERE
I NEVER FIND THINGS.
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714. - HEY.
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715. - HI, ANN.
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716. - SO I JUST SET UP JUSTIN
AND LESLIE.
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717. AND I'M SORRY.
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718. I RENTED DISTRICT 9
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719. IF YOU MAYBE WANTED TO SPOIL
THAT FOR ME TONIGHT.
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720. - OH, MY GOD!
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721. - DARK ENDING, RIGHT.
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722. - I'M BACK ON THE HORSE.
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723. AND THIS HORSE IS A LAWYER,
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724. SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO RIDING HIM.
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725. NO, WAIT.
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726. - TEN MONTHS AGO,
SHE WAS AN INTERN
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727. WHO COULD GIVE A C-R-A-P
ABOUT LOCAL GOVERNMENT.
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728. NOW, SHE'S OUR
NEWEST EMPLOYEE.
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729. TO APRIL.
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730. CHEERS!
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731. - YAY.
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732. - JERRY, COME AND CELEBRATE.
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733. - NO, THANKS.
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734. - WELL, EVERYBODY,
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735. LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
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736. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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737. - I WANT TO TALK TO RON
ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY DESK.
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738. - JERRY...
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739. YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE
AN APPOINTMENT.
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740. - OKAY, HOW ABOUT NOW?
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741. - RON'S NOT HERE.
- HE'S RIGHT THERE.
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742. I-I CAN SEE HIM.
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743. - I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN HE'S AVAILABLE.
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744. - ATTA GIRL.
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