1. used to stand here all day,Copy !req
2. just hoping for a glimpse of Elvis.Copy !req
3. But today, we get to go inside
and see how the king lived.Copy !req
4. In 1957, a 22-year-old Elvis PresleyCopy !req
5. gave his parents $100,000Copy !req
6. and charged them with finding
a farmhouse-like propertyCopy !req
7. with enough space around it
to ensure his privacy.Copy !req
8. Three months later,
Elvis's parents found Graceland.Copy !req
9. Welcome to the iconic Jungle Room.Copy !req
10. Hey, did you hear the news
that a bus full of Elvis impersonatorsCopy !req
11. actually crashed on their way
to an Elvis convention?Copy !req
12. He'd sometimes spend weeks on end
here in the TV room.Copy !req
13. Elvis also spent a lot of time
in his bedroom upstairs.Copy !req
14. But unfortunately,
there are still areas of the houseCopy !req
15. that are off-limits except to family.Copy !req
16. So, unless you're Priscilla in disguise...Copy !req
17. - You get my Pringles?
- Yeah, I got 'em.Copy !req
18. Hmm. They change anything on the tour?Copy !req
19. They changed the Jungle Room joke.Copy !req
20. Here, take 'em with food, please.Copy !req
21. Oh.Copy !req
22. You. I asked for sour cream and onion.Copy !req
23. Yeah, well, I like salt and vinegar.Copy !req
24. Guess you do.Copy !req
25. Need anything else?Copy !req
26. Annie, what was the new joke, huh?Copy !req
27. A group of Elvis impersonators crashed.Copy !req
28. - Mm-hmm.
- They were all shook up.Copy !req
29. I'll see you later.
Don't forget your pills.Copy !req
30. Mom, I'm back.Copy !req
31. Mom?Copy !req
32. Are you awake?Copy !req
33. Mom?Copy !req
34. Mom!Copy !req
35. She was the first in her family
to step foot outside the county,Copy !req
36. attending the University of Tennessee,
and later, Duke Medical School.Copy !req
37. Sadly, her mental health
caused her to retreatCopy !req
38. from her once-promising path...Copy !req
39. Um, just, um...Copy !req
40. patient's had a persistent cough
since April.Copy !req
41. Um, no history of, um, smoking
or any lung issues.Copy !req
42. Patient's likely, um...Copy !req
43. I think I'd— I'd r-recommendCopy !req
44. that he, um...Copy !req
45. Oh, I see here that the patient
is on ACE inhibitorsCopy !req
46. for hypertension,
which can cause a dry cough.Copy !req
47. Let's talk to your team
about switching meds.Copy !req
48. That's right.Copy !req
49. Annie, why don't you take the next one?Copy !req
50. Okay.Copy !req
51. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
52. Uh, my name is Annie Clay.Copy !req
53. I'm a third-year medical student
working with Dr. Talcott today.Copy !req
54. - Okay.
- What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
55. Yeah, I have this intense pain
in my lower leg,Copy !req
56. uh, like a cramp, but much, much worse.Copy !req
57. Is this due to any trauma,
like a physical injury?Copy !req
58. - Do you mind if I—
- No. Yeah. Oh.Copy !req
59. Um, no, I, uh, uh, was at work,Copy !req
60. and, um, I was sitting at my desk,
and all of a sudden, it just...Copy !req
61. - Yeah.
- Um...Copy !req
62. Uh, I...Copy !req
63. I'm gonna recommend, um...Copy !req
64. It— I— w-we should get you tested
for deep vein thrombosis.Copy !req
65. It's, um, if— you might be at riskCopy !req
66. if you're sedentary
for long periods of time.Copy !req
67. And, um...Copy !req
68. we could get you an ultrasound
and put you on...Copy !req
69. Annie? Annie!Copy !req
70. - Someone get a gurney.
- ... anticoagulants.Copy !req
71. Pinch your breath. Lie down.Copy !req
72. - I'm okay, I'm okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
73. Excuse me?Copy !req
74. Hello?Copy !req
75. Ma'am? Excuse me?Copy !req
76. Sorry, but, uh, we not having
any more visitors today.Copy !req
77. Okay... Okay.Copy !req
78. I'm Gayle Edwards. I'm Graceland Security.Copy !req
79. You can't park here.Copy !req
80. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
81. - You okay, kid?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
82. No, I, uh...Copy !req
83. I just dropped out of medical school.Copy !req
84. I have no family and no job,Copy !req
85. and I don't know what I'm gonna do,
and I don't even know why I'm here.Copy !req
86. I just drove here, and I...Copy !req
87. I will move my car.Copy !req
88. You know what?Copy !req
89. The old-ass tour guides here
keep droppin' dead.Copy !req
90. You know anything about Elvis?Copy !req
91. Too much.Copy !req
92. Why?Copy !req
93. Alright, welcome.Copy !req
94. In 1957, Elvis Presley
gave his parents $100,000Copy !req
95. to find him a farmhouse-like propertyCopy !req
96. with enough space around it
to ensure his privacy.Copy !req
97. To protect the privacy of his home,Copy !req
98. Elvis installed a security wall
as well as a two-way mirrorCopy !req
99. at the top of his stairs
so he could see who was in his house.Copy !req
100. To this day, the upper levels
remain off-limits.Copy !req
101. And did you hear about the bus
of Elvis impersonatorsCopy !req
102. that actually crashed on its way
to an Elvis convention?Copy !req
103. No? Well, luckily, no one was injured,Copy !req
104. but we did hear they were all shook up.Copy !req
105. Alright.Copy !req
106. We're not gonna get in trouble?Copy !req
107. No, no, nobody knows.Copy !req
108. Isn't it beautiful?Copy !req
109. Wow.Copy !req
110. It's like my Graceland paradise.Copy !req
111. You know, I bet we could see
parts of the river from here.Copy !req
112. - For real?
- Mm-hmm. Let me adjust the latitude.Copy !req
113. Oh, yep, there. And parts of Arkansas.Copy !req
114. Look.Copy !req
115. Wow. How'd you get so smart, kid?Copy !req
116. Man!Copy !req
117. Hi, guys.Copy !req
118. You're my favorite,
but don't tell any of them.Copy !req
119. That's between you and me, okay?Copy !req
120. Oh!Copy !req
121. Regardless of whose home
Graceland actually was,Copy !req
122. it's the place that Elvis Presley
felt the safest in the world.Copy !req
123. Annie!Copy !req
124. What is going on? Ev— Why—Copy !req
125. - Have you seen the news?
- No.Copy !req
126. three hours ago,Copy !req
127. what scientists are calling
a massive mega caldera,Copy !req
128. - or super volcano...
- I said we're leaving.Copy !req
129. I don't give a fuck
about getting a refund.Copy !req
130. No, I know. You're right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
131. What is that?Copy !req
132. Oh, my God! Get away from the edge!Copy !req
133. Get away from the edge!
Get away from the edge!Copy !req
134. I would say
we played a fucking role...Copy !req
135. America, I know you're aware
of the situation we now face...Copy !req
136. Gayle, look at me.
You need to go across the streetCopy !req
137. to the visitor center
and get everything you can.Copy !req
138. Clothing, candles, food that
doesn't need to be refrigerated.Copy !req
139. - Whatever you can carry.
- Okay, are you serious right now?Copy !req
140. - Yes!
- I mean, where am I supposedCopy !req
141. - to put all that?
- The basement, the TV room.Copy !req
142. - Okay. Okay, okay. Move, move, move!
- Go. Go, go, go.Copy !req
143. You're not thinking about this correctly.Copy !req
144. - It's not a wave...
- I'm telling you thisCopy !req
145. so that you can make decisions
based on where you wanna be right nowCopy !req
146. and who you wanna be with.Copy !req
147. This position that I have held,
I didn't always want it.Copy !req
148. Most certainly didn't always like it.Copy !req
149. But it has— it's provided me accessCopy !req
150. to people all over this country.Copy !req
151. And one thing
has constantly struck me as true.Copy !req
152. That despite all the ugliness
in our world...Copy !req
153. despite our tendency
to focus on the grotesque...Copy !req
154. and the conflict, despite all of that...Copy !req
155. you... you are inherently decent.Copy !req
156. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
157. Okay, I got a shit ton of stuff
from the restaurant.Copy !req
158. - Can you help me unload the cart?
- Take that.Copy !req
159. - Uh, okay.
- Okay. I'll go get everything.Copy !req
160. Ooh.Copy !req
161. - Careful, careful.
- Ooh, this is killing my back.Copy !req
162. Okay. You can do this, Gayle.Copy !req
163. Oh!Copy !req
164. Ahh!Copy !req
165. Oh, shit! Oh, God.Copy !req
166. Oh, you guys. I'm so sorry,Copy !req
167. but it's not safe here for you anymore.Copy !req
168. Go. Go.Copy !req
169. Go!Copy !req
170. Annie.Copy !req
171. Holy shit.Copy !req
172. We don't have much time.Copy !req
173. If you are in a metropolitan area,Copy !req
174. get to a fallout shelter
or underground as you can.Copy !req
175. Oh, my God, come on.Copy !req
176. Gayle!Copy !req
177. Gayle!Copy !req
178. Ah! Mm!Copy !req
179. Ooh. Mm-mm.Copy !req
180. How's the— how's the leg this morning?Copy !req
181. - Not good.
- 'Kay, scale of one to 10,Copy !req
182. - how's the pain?
- Seventy-four.Copy !req
183. Alright, I'll check it.Copy !req
184. Let me see.Copy !req
185. So, even though I reset the bone,
we need to...Copy !req
186. Yeah, I'm concerned about the infection.Copy !req
187. We need to keep the wound
and the stitches clean.Copy !req
188. Why are the batteries still not working?Copy !req
189. I don't know.Copy !req
190. You supposed to be the smart one.Copy !req
191. I'm the hot one. Oh!Copy !req
192. Breathe. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
193. I'm the hot one. You're the smart one.Copy !req
194. We should go up on the roof.Copy !req
195. - Mm.
- See what's happening.Copy !req
196. - No, we can't expose ourselves.
- No.Copy !req
197. I'm pretty sure, had there
been a nuclear explosion,Copy !req
198. we would've heard it.Copy !req
199. Oh!Copy !req
200. Bomb?Copy !req
201. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
202. I think it's a chemical plant.Copy !req
203. You know, if you just leave 'em
sitting there, they...Copy !req
204. - Boom.
- Yeah.Copy !req
205. Mm.Copy !req
206. Hi.Copy !req
207. - How you feeling?
- Oh.Copy !req
208. I've been better, kid.Copy !req
209. Let me help you.Copy !req
210. - There you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
211. Oh.Copy !req
212. Hey, it— it looks a lot worse than it is.Copy !req
213. Mm-hmm. Okay.Copy !req
214. Trust me, it just—
it just needs some time.Copy !req
215. Mm.Copy !req
216. You know, I've, um,Copy !req
217. I went searching through the house
and I found somethingCopy !req
218. that I think might cheer you up.Copy !req
219. I don't know if you're ready.Copy !req
220. Oh!Copy !req
221. Are you lookin' at me?Copy !req
222. You be lookin' at me?Copy !req
223. What? You did him so corny.Copy !req
224. Thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
225. Fuck.Copy !req
226. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
227. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
228. If it's summer,
why is it fucking freezing?Copy !req
229. Looks like the ash cloud's
blotting out the sun.Copy !req
230. For how long?Copy !req
231. I don't know.Copy !req
232. I don't know.Copy !req
233. Annie?Copy !req
234. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.Copy !req
235. We have— have to build a fire.Copy !req
236. We can't.
The smoke will draw too much attention.Copy !req
237. There are no more of his fur coats
or capes for us to wear.Copy !req
238. Don't waste that stuff on me.Copy !req
239. You think I'm trying to keep you warm?Copy !req
240. This is for both of us.Copy !req
241. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
242. Annie.Copy !req
243. - Hm?
- Annie.Copy !req
244. Yeah?Copy !req
245. I think what you did worked.Copy !req
246. I'm— I'm not cold anymore.Copy !req
247. You did it.Copy !req
248. You saved me.Copy !req
249. How'd you get so smart, kid?Copy !req
250. My mom was the smart one.Copy !req
251. She's... she's watching you.Copy !req
252. And she's so proud of you.Copy !req
253. You're doing so good, Gayle.
You're doing so good.Copy !req
254. You're so beautiful.Copy !req
255. Shit.Copy !req
256. Open can of beans, fresh.
Someone's here.Copy !req
257. Dining room's clear.Copy !req
258. A lot of rooms back here.Copy !req
259. Oh, my God.Copy !req
260. Okay.Copy !req
261. This room's clear too!Copy !req
262. Looks like they jumped
out the balcony.Copy !req
263. Not here either.Copy !req
264. No!Copy !req
265. I'm not alone! There's others here.Copy !req
266. - And they're armed!
- Hey! Hey!Copy !req
267. How we looking down there, boys?Copy !req
268. - One set of utensils, one bed.
- Hey!Copy !req
269. - She's alone.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
270. Okay.Copy !req
271. Now, can we please start over?Copy !req
272. Okay. Where are the cars?Copy !req
273. Stop.Copy !req
274. Stop.Copy !req
275. Elvis had a shit ton of cars
and we wanna see 'em.Copy !req
276. I— I don't— I don't know.
I don't know where they are.Copy !req
277. Um, we had some here.Copy !req
278. The others were across the street
in the exhibit hall,Copy !req
279. but I haven't been there in years.
I don't—Copy !req
280. You too.Copy !req
281. They call me Link.Copy !req
282. We'll do intros later.Copy !req
283. Come here, sit.Copy !req
284. It's, um, a peace offering. You look cold.Copy !req
285. How'd you get to Graceland?Copy !req
286. I was a tour guide here
when it all happened.Copy !req
287. You've been here alone the entire time?Copy !req
288. Looks like you never built a fire.Copy !req
289. I didn't want anyone to see the smoke.Copy !req
290. I didn't want anyone to know I was here.Copy !req
291. Smart.Copy !req
292. Well...Copy !req
293. I absolutely love
what you've done with the place.Copy !req
294. It must have been hard
being here... on your own.Copy !req
295. I've been alone before.Copy !req
296. Must have been hard all the same.Copy !req
297. I really must insist
we get this thing tune—Copy !req
298. Fuck. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
299. Fuck! Oh!Copy !req
300. I wasn't gonna hurt you, okay?Copy !req
301. Enough for all of us.Copy !req
302. Yeah, Geiger, next time,
pick a smaller boar to kill.Copy !req
303. Hey, man, you guys said
get enough for everybody, so I don't know.Copy !req
304. I'm gonna give it
to you straight, but I want youCopy !req
305. to keep an open mind about it.Copy !req
306. This is the deal, alright?
We jack a sailboat.Copy !req
307. Already a bad start.
Terrible start.Copy !req
308. No, just hear me out!Copy !req
309. - Chef's making bacon.
- Wild boar.Copy !req
310. Still qualifies. Sit.Copy !req
311. Little appetizer.Copy !req
312. You were in that room for three days.Copy !req
313. Eat. Drink.Copy !req
314. Alright? You can relax.
We're not the bad guys.Copy !req
315. Though I will admit
to not being my best selfCopy !req
316. since the grade-two concussion
you gave the best piano playerCopy !req
317. this place has seen in years.Copy !req
318. So, the good news, after three years,Copy !req
319. things are better out there
than you think.Copy !req
320. I asked you your name before,
but you spat on me.Copy !req
321. - Twice.
- Yes, twice. Thank you, Geiger.Copy !req
322. This is Geiger. He's great at counting.Copy !req
323. You got a name?Copy !req
324. Annie.Copy !req
325. - Annie, my name is—
- Link.Copy !req
326. Yeah, you said.Copy !req
327. Hm. Left a mark.Copy !req
328. A little about me, since I don't
exactly have Instagram anymore,Copy !req
329. when the shit hit the fan,
I was living in Louisville.Copy !req
330. Dropped out of college, got a job at REI,Copy !req
331. and I heard the words "super volcano"
and "ash cloud" on the news,Copy !req
332. and I grabbed as much
North Face swag as I possibly could.Copy !req
333. Everyone else was making a run,
you know, for gunsCopy !req
334. and for toilet paper, while I was shovingCopy !req
335. Antarctic-rated sleeping bags
in my Ford Focus.Copy !req
336. Saved my life.Copy !req
337. No, I saved your life.Copy !req
338. It's my story, Geiger.
Can I tell it for once?Copy !req
339. I'm just asking for a little fidelity
to the truth, partner.Copy !req
340. I mean, when I found you,Copy !req
341. you were in a sleeping bag
crying like a toddler.Copy !req
342. - Mm.
- So, let's not make it outCopy !req
343. like you were Richard Hatch or something.Copy !req
344. - Richard Hatch is—
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
345. - He won the first season of Survivor.
- Oh.Copy !req
346. Nice.Copy !req
347. Anyway, Geiger here fed me.Copy !req
348. Not because he loved me instantly,Copy !req
349. but because he needed
another set of hands.Copy !req
350. Go ahead.Copy !req
351. We tell this story a lot.
This is his part.Copy !req
352. I was recruiting a crew to go aroundCopy !req
353. and safely shut down
all the nuclear power plants.Copy !req
354. There's 94 in the country.
All of them are just meltdownsCopy !req
355. waiting to happen if they're abandoned.Copy !req
356. - And that's job one.
- Yeah.Copy !req
357. We've been everywhere
this side of MississippiCopy !req
358. that isn't underwater.Copy !req
359. So, how much do you know
about what happened?Copy !req
360. Best we can—Copy !req
361. Actually, well, this is Urkel's section.Copy !req
362. - We call him— we call him Urkel because—
- If she knew Richard Hatch,Copy !req
363. I'm guessing she can crack Urkel.Copy !req
364. Thanks. Best we can tell,Copy !req
365. volcanic eruption
didn't just create a tsunamiCopy !req
366. that flooded the coastal areas.Copy !req
367. It was so intense, the ash cloudCopy !req
368. went into the stratosphere
and circled the Earth,Copy !req
369. cooling the planet by 20 degrees or more.Copy !req
370. I have a theory
that one of the world powersCopy !req
371. had a secret EMP device
that knocked out all electronics.Copy !req
372. - I mean, anything with a battery...
- Alright, alright, alright.Copy !req
373. Don't let him go down the EMP road,Copy !req
374. otherwise, you'll be praying
for another tsunami.Copy !req
375. - Trust me.
- We'll talk.Copy !req
376. Upshot is...Copy !req
377. it was bad. It was really fucking bad.Copy !req
378. We believe that we lost
two-thirds of the U.S. population,Copy !req
379. the first 40% from the tsunami
that hit the coast,Copy !req
380. the next 27% from, I don't know,
societal collapse, starvation.Copy !req
381. Any survivors that we meet now
are people in groupsCopy !req
382. who have figured out how to work together,Copy !req
383. and most importantly,
how to grow food in these conditions.Copy !req
384. And speaking of!Copy !req
385. Hey, Big Papi here was impressed
with your plant in the window.Copy !req
386. Yeah. Needs more light, though.Copy !req
387. So, you guys, where can I get
some motherfucking bacon?Copy !req
388. Boom.Copy !req
389. Ooh, yeah. Ah, man, I love this.Copy !req
390. Hey.Copy !req
391. You don't have to hide in your room.Copy !req
392. Okay?Copy !req
393. Hopefully, you don't mind
having a few new roommatesCopy !req
394. for the next few days.Copy !req
395. We'll be out of your hair soon.Copy !req
396. Spring break can't last forever.Copy !req
397. Holy shit!Copy !req
398. The King does not disappoint, gentlemen.Copy !req
399. Alright, let's see what we got.Copy !req
400. You feeling that, that's yours.Copy !req
401. Don't worry, ma'am.
We're not gonna take 'em.Copy !req
402. Just some parts.
Cars are pretty much worthless now.Copy !req
403. Ah, fucker.Copy !req
404. - You alright?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
405. - Good?
- Yeah, yeah. It's fine.Copy !req
406. The only access in here
is from the south.Copy !req
407. I think we should stage here,
set up a perimeter.Copy !req
408. This place is gonna be
seriously fortified.Copy !req
409. Do we have the firepower? Yes.Copy !req
410. Even if we get in,
how are we gonna find her?Copy !req
411. Hey, we're just planning
our next road trip.Copy !req
412. Okay.Copy !req
413. Yeah, we, uh, we all take those.
Preventative.Copy !req
414. - Potassium iodide?
- Yeah.Copy !req
415. You know, this is only good
for hyperthyroidism.Copy !req
416. It doesn't help with radiation exposure.Copy !req
417. Thanks, we know.Copy !req
418. How long your wrist been like that?Copy !req
419. Couple months.Copy !req
420. You know, saving the world,
it gets rough sometimes.Copy !req
421. It hurts, but I can manage.Copy !req
422. I think it's just a scaphoid fracture.Copy !req
423. - What?
- It's a small bone near the baseCopy !req
424. of your thumb. I can reset it.Copy !req
425. - Come here.
- Yeah? If...Copy !req
426. My hands are cold, but just...Copy !req
427. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
428. Ye— Oof. Yeah, you have to find the bone,Copy !req
429. and then kind of just, like,Copy !req
430. knock it back into place.Copy !req
431. Sorry, you okay?Copy !req
432. Yeah.Copy !req
433. - Oof.
- I'll— I'll make you a splint,Copy !req
434. but you should probably
try not to use it for the next few weeks.Copy !req
435. Alright.Copy !req
436. Thanks.Copy !req
437. You remember this place?Copy !req
438. I can't wait to hear
about all your adventures. Come on.Copy !req
439. It looks like you've been through a lot.Copy !req
440. I missed you so much.Copy !req
441. Sorry, I didn't know anyone was up here.Copy !req
442. No. Uh, I hope this is okay.Copy !req
443. I'll— I'll move it back when I'm done.Copy !req
444. Yeah.Copy !req
445. I wondered if we'd ever see
the stars againCopy !req
446. after that ash cloud was up there.Copy !req
447. Do you ever see any satellites?
They look like shooting stars.Copy !req
448. They're all starting
to fall out of the sky now.Copy !req
449. I have.Copy !req
450. Yeah, I wondered why there were
so many shooting stars.Copy !req
451. Satellites.Copy !req
452. Of course.Copy !req
453. Man, I used to fucking love telescopes.Copy !req
454. Outer space.Copy !req
455. Went to Florida when I was a kid.Copy !req
456. And my sister would not stop
going on and onCopy !req
457. about Disney World,Copy !req
458. but I was way more hyped
on Cape Canaveral.Copy !req
459. - You ever been?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
460. No? Aw, man, it was the shit.Copy !req
461. I mean, it's not there anymore since...Copy !req
462. over a decade ago.Copy !req
463. How old are you?Copy !req
464. It's hard to keep track,
but I think I turned...Copy !req
465. 25 this year?Copy !req
466. You're 25?Copy !req
467. - Wow.
- I mean, it's been a rough few years.Copy !req
468. It's not easy to maintain
a skincare routine.Copy !req
469. No, I think it's just the beard.Copy !req
470. Well, the beard makes me
look like a leader.Copy !req
471. The beard makes you look
like Charles Manson.Copy !req
472. Okay.Copy !req
473. That was me my freshman year of college.Copy !req
474. Oh, wow. You're a baby.Copy !req
475. - Yep.
- Cute.Copy !req
476. You can keep it if you want.Copy !req
477. Thank you.Copy !req
478. Why do they call you Link?Copy !req
479. It's the main guy from Zelda.Copy !req
480. Yeah. We seem like a bunch of bad-asses,Copy !req
481. but we're actually just a bunch of nerds
who outlasted the popular kids.Copy !req
482. I kinda got that.Copy !req
483. Well, we are in fact leaving tomorrow.Copy !req
484. We're part of this bigger group of peopleCopy !req
485. going out west to try
and restart the world.Copy !req
486. I gotta be in St. Louis by next week.Copy !req
487. Why are you going up to St. Louis
if you're heading west?Copy !req
488. Because you don't want to be crossing
the river into Arkansas.Copy !req
489. It's not so bad anymore, but...Copy !req
490. there's still some bad pockets.Copy !req
491. Like, you see right over there?Copy !req
492. - See just across the river?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
493. That's a bad pocket.Copy !req
494. So, since it's our last night,Copy !req
495. what are your dinner plans?Copy !req
496. Because there's this new place
just opened up downstairs,Copy !req
497. and they just got a new chef last weekCopy !req
498. who's just completely revamped the menu.Copy !req
499. Okay? At least I look sharp.Copy !req
500. I look sharp, you're in a sweatshirt.Copy !req
501. It says, "Do good," though.Copy !req
502. All the costumes in this house,
that's what you grab.Copy !req
503. - You guys, you're both pretty.
- Whoa!Copy !req
504. - Wow.
- Stop.Copy !req
505. You look nice, Annie.Copy !req
506. - Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
507. It smells great down here.Copy !req
508. Oh, Link will be here in a minute.Copy !req
509. - Mm.
- She takes a while to get dressed.Copy !req
510. - One for the lady.
- Oh, there she is!Copy !req
511. Cinderella!Copy !req
512. Yeah?Copy !req
513. Yeah? Alright. Alright, assholes.Copy !req
514. Alright, shut the fuck up.Copy !req
515. Isn't she pretty?Copy !req
516. - She's so lovely.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
517. Wow.Copy !req
518. Wow. You, uh...Copy !req
519. - You look really pretty.
- Thank you.Copy !req
520. So, what do you think?Copy !req
521. Uh, I...Copy !req
522. I was wrong, I— I miss the beard.Copy !req
523. Ouch.Copy !req
524. One for the prettiest boy at the table.Copy !req
525. Thank you. Alright, alright.Copy !req
526. A big thank you to our lovely host.Copy !req
527. Cheers.Copy !req
528. Cheers.Copy !req
529. 'Kay, Annie. One thing you miss,
one thing you don't.Copy !req
530. - Mm.
- What?Copy !req
531. Oh, it's a game we play
when we meet people.Copy !req
532. So, we ask you to pick one good thing
that you miss from before...Copy !req
533. - Mm.
- ... and one thing that you don't.Copy !req
534. Urkel, show her. What do you miss?Copy !req
535. I miss watching the Mets.Copy !req
536. Alright, and what don't you miss?Copy !req
537. Watching the Mets.Copy !req
538. And there you have it.Copy !req
539. So, how about you?Copy !req
540. Ooh. Um...Copy !req
541. I don't know.Copy !req
542. Come on. Nothing?Copy !req
543. There isn't anything
that you miss from before?Copy !req
544. I miss the beard, that's—Copy !req
545. Miss the beard...Copy !req
546. - Touché.
- Touché.Copy !req
547. Come on, now that's a cop-out.
Come on, what?Copy !req
548. It's all good. It's all good.Copy !req
549. - It's— it's not meant to be a stressor.
- No, I— you know, I missCopy !req
550. - giving tours here.
- Okay.Copy !req
551. At Graceland. Um...Copy !req
552. The world was a—
it was a hard place for me before.Copy !req
553. And when I was giving tours here,Copy !req
554. I just knew exactly what to say.Copy !req
555. It was a safe place for me.Copy !req
556. Me and Elvis, this was
our safest place in the world.Copy !req
557. Alright, then let's, uh, let's do it.Copy !req
558. What?Copy !req
559. After dinner, you— you take us on a tour.Copy !req
560. - Uh...
- That's a great idea.Copy !req
561. - Mm-hmm.
- Tour. Tour. Tour.Copy !req
562. Tour. Tour. Tour.
Tour. Tour. Tour. Tour.Copy !req
563. You're gonna have
to feed me first, though.Copy !req
564. - Yeah. Yeah.
- I'm not— not giving a tour for nothin'.Copy !req
565. In 1957, a 22-year-old Elvis
gave his parents $100,000Copy !req
566. and charged them with the mission
of finding a piece of propertyCopy !req
567. that was large enough
to secure his privacy.Copy !req
568. Three months later,
Elvis's parents found Graceland.Copy !req
569. He installed a security wall
at the top of the stairsCopy !req
570. as well as a two-way mirror—
you can come, —Copy !req
571. so that he could see
whoever was in his house.Copy !req
572. To this day, he remains
the number-one...Copy !req
573. The three doesn't match
because he got really madCopy !req
574. at what Walter Cronkite said once,
and he shot the TV.Copy !req
575. This is the iconic Jungle Room.Copy !req
576. Hey, did you hear about the bus
of Elvis impersonatorsCopy !req
577. that crashed on its way
to an Elvis convention?Copy !req
578. Luckily, no one was injured. Don't worry.Copy !req
579. But we did hear
that they were all shook up.Copy !req
580. Wow, was this recently?Copy !req
581. No, it's a...Copy !req
582. it's a joke.Copy !req
583. Uh, Elvis has a song, "All Shook Up."Copy !req
584. Oh. Yeah, I did not— Sorry, I—Copy !req
585. I never really listened to his music.Copy !req
586. Okay.Copy !req
587. It's funny, that, uh...Copy !req
588. - That joke usually did really well.
- Yeah?Copy !req
589. Anyway, uh...Copy !req
590. sorry to end our tour
on such a lame note.Copy !req
591. Uh, what was your, uh,
what was your favorite song?Copy !req
592. - Oh, my God.
- I don't know.Copy !req
593. What? You don't know?Copy !req
594. You've memorized all these facts
about Elvis,Copy !req
595. and about his house, and about his horses.Copy !req
596. And you don't know your favorite song?Copy !req
597. Yeah, memorizing... facts
about something else is just easier.Copy !req
598. Easier than what?Copy !req
599. It's, um...Copy !req
600. I think that it's very impressive.Copy !req
601. Everything that you've done here.Copy !req
602. "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"Copy !req
603. Um...Copy !req
604. maybe, but less than usual.Copy !req
605. What?Copy !req
606. I mean, loneliness, it's just a—
it's a weird thing to think about.Copy !req
607. I mean, we're— we're all probably lonely,Copy !req
608. but we've just been surviving
for so long that we—Copy !req
609. no one really acknowledges it, you know?Copy !req
610. "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
is my favorite Elvis song.Copy !req
611. Oh.Copy !req
612. Right.Copy !req
613. So, I— again, yeah, I, um...Copy !req
614. Guess I am not really an Elvis guy.Copy !req
615. This is it.Copy !req
616. Oh, this is weird.Copy !req
617. - Sorry.
- No.Copy !req
618. - Sorry.
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
619. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
620. It's...Copy !req
621. It's been a while.Copy !req
622. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
623. Um...Copy !req
624. No.Copy !req
625. Oh, my God, there's so many.Copy !req
626. I can't...Copy !req
627. make it smooth.Copy !req
628. - Are you okay? Are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
629. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
630. The '70s are back.Copy !req
631. Where's your scars, huh?
You got any?Copy !req
632. Yes, actually, I do.Copy !req
633. It's really painful, still.Copy !req
634. Right here.Copy !req
635. Where? I don't see anything.Copy !req
636. Jimmy James. Broke my heart.Copy !req
637. Oh, for God's sake.Copy !req
638. - How old was it?
- Fifth grade.Copy !req
639. Fifth grade?Copy !req
640. I'll never forgive him.Copy !req
641. Fucking Jimmy James.Copy !req
642. - You don't get it?
- No, what?Copy !req
643. That was a reference to Jaws.Copy !req
644. Oh. I've n— I never saw Jaws.Copy !req
645. - You haven't seen Jaws?
- No.Copy !req
646. Did you even have a life
before the world shut down?Copy !req
647. No.Copy !req
648. Why are you really here?Copy !req
649. So, you know how Urkel has his EMP theory?Copy !req
650. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
651. All electronic devices were wiped out,Copy !req
652. but we found that
some vintage parts still work.Copy !req
653. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
654. So, we figured that we ought to check out
Elvis's old decommissioned cars,Copy !req
655. I don't know, see if we could salvage
anything useful for a trip to Colorado.Copy !req
656. Colorado?Copy !req
657. There's a bunker out there.
We're convinced of it.Copy !req
658. But not just any bunker,
a full underground city.Copy !req
659. I mean, this place has supplies
that don't exist anywhere else.Copy !req
660. Airplanes and electrical grids,Copy !req
661. energy sources that can help
jump-start the world.Copy !req
662. But it's more than that.Copy !req
663. There's something there,
something that nobody knows about.Copy !req
664. Something so dangerous.Copy !req
665. I'd try and explain it to you,Copy !req
666. but trust me, you wouldn't understand.Copy !req
667. And I— I don't mean that as an insult.Copy !req
668. No, I get it. It's a— a giant shark.Copy !req
669. Yeah.Copy !req
670. How did you know?Copy !req
671. And it's gonna eat you alive.Copy !req
672. Come with us.Copy !req
673. Come restart the world with me, Annie.Copy !req
674. You know how dramatic that sounds?Copy !req
675. You're smiling. Is that a yes?Copy !req
676. Is that a yes?Copy !req
677. Hey, Annie, it's me. You in there?Copy !req
678. The guys are saying that we have to go,Copy !req
679. but, uh, I can tell them
that you need another minuteCopy !req
680. to get your things.Copy !req
681. Annie, I know this is hard,
and I know that it's scary,Copy !req
682. but I really think that
you should come with us.Copy !req
683. I really, really want you to come with me.Copy !req
684. I can't.Copy !req
685. Annie, come on.Copy !req
686. Link, it's time to go.Copy !req
687. Alright, wait.Copy !req
688. - Annie, come on.
- Listen, man.Copy !req
689. I don't wanna sound like a dick,Copy !req
690. - but we got shit to do, brother.
- Annie, come on, open the door.Copy !req
691. - Annie, come on.
- Link, come on.Copy !req
692. Let her go!Copy !req
693. Hey, listen to me!Copy !req
694. Settle down.Copy !req
695. You're the one who's been going
on and on about this bunkerCopy !req
696. and the fate of the world.Copy !req
697. This is not the time
to be catching feelings.Copy !req
698. Now listen, we've gotta get to the bunker.Copy !req
699. - Yes.
- We gotta get inside,Copy !req
700. and we've got to kill Alex.Copy !req
701. Right?Copy !req
702. One minute. Then we gotta get going.Copy !req
703. Okay.Copy !req
704. Fuck.Copy !req
705. What's the matter?Copy !req
706. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stand up.Copy !req
707. Head up. Put your head back.
Pinch your nose.Copy !req
708. Pinch your nose.Copy !req
709. Here, hold that.Copy !req
710. - I'm fine. I got it.
- You alright?Copy !req
711. 'Kay, I'm gonna buy a couple minutes
with the guys, alright?Copy !req
712. Then we gotta go.Copy !req
713. Annie, please.Copy !req
714. Annie, come on.Copy !req
715. I really want you to come with me.Copy !req
716. Annie? Annie?Copy !req