1. Xavier, will you ever
be able to forgive me
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somebody shoots me first.
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Agent Robinson.
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who will take the kid
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you're about to be entrusted
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box in the world.
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for a massive catastrophe
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event for humanity
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a bit cloak and dagger,
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or introductions.
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it's because you're extremely special.
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with something massive.
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this plane cost me $250 million.
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on a plane so it could crash.
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and urban planning firm,
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of self-sustaining communities.
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in my situation,
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safely weather anything
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to environmental catastrophe,
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a city with cars,
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what would you say?
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25,000 people...
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you'd have to have a space
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to excavate a space so large
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would actually feel like...
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We can take care of that.
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- No, thank you.
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- Ah.
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- Okay.
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- We're in San Francisco.
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just sold their startups.
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- You've probably read about it.
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self-made woman in the world.
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to say it out— out loud.
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- Yeah.
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114. My softball team won
the championship tonight.
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116. It's fast-pitch softball.
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you'd wanna have sex with me.
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- What was your excuse?
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my life plan, aren't you?
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on what your life plan is.
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127. I'm here, babe.
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128. I'm here.
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129. I'm here, babe.
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130. Can you hear me?
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132. I'm here. I'm here.
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133. Hey, batter, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter.
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135. You see what I'm doing there?
This is pancake batter.
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It plays on a lot of levels.
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137. - Robinson loves it.
- Agent Pace, enough.
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she thinks I'm a hoot.
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141. And a fastball
right across the middle, and...
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- Whoo!
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as the batter touches the plate.
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147. I came to help the kids get to school,
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149. so they'll have nutrients, or whatever.
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150. Nothing to worry about, gang.
Everything's fine.
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ready for school, please.
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152. Nobody knows what happened yet.
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do you have any matches on DNA?
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160. Jesus, Collins. No.
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161. No prime suspects.
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162. Dad and the ex-wife alibied out.
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are digging through the trash
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down here are limited,
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basically exists to make sure
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their cousins in 100 years.
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why of all the people
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they chose the one person
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having drinks with some friends.
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be me spit-balling,
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until I find some answers.
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for a full 30 minutes
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the first ever murder down here.
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190. His tablet is missing.
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195. It's a glorified Nerf gun, not a weapon.
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197. If you got nothing to hide,
then it shouldn't be a problem.
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worried about our safety?
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201. Now, let's not overreact here.
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- Come on, Henry.
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had a full security detail
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- No, he wasn't.
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you're gonna be able to contain this...
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solutions here.
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or should we order in?
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211. You're in the middle of the merger, hon.
You got the board up your ass.
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I'll meet you outside.
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- Rectangle.
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- Horse.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Fine, I'll eat it.
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- Oh.
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of worrying about nothing.
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- Yeah. I'll eat the whole thing.
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the community will get an alert
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your security will be increased
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- Yes.
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Fingers flat.
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James and Presley, correct?
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you saw Cal Bradford alive?
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I walked the president to his room
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you discover the body?
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lying next to his bed.
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- You don't know?
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I looked at him like that.
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300. Agent Pace was the only person
I felt I could trust.
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- No.
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going through normal channels,
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was sleeping with the president,
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on the floor dead.
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sleeping with him, right?
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to see the president alive.
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from the time that you shut the door—
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- May I?
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three times before I entered.
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covered in blood.
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could have been some theft—
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- Thank you.
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326. My name is Gabriela Torabi.
Do you remember me?
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question for you, if I may.
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I'm not an interrogator.
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remained stable throughout.
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thank you for seeing me.
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for over a year and a half.
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cutting-edge treatments.
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for an impossible conversation.
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- No.
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- No.
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a lot more of around here.
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at the latest scans and—
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366. This is Dr. Gabriela Torabi.
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367. She's a world-class therapist
and grief specialist.
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helping many people in your situation.
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- No.
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- Excuse me.
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- You better be right.
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because I'm always right.
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I admire your pantsuits.
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376. Well, shit, Samantha.
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377. That might be the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
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378. Agent Collins, come with me.
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379. I appreciate you going through all that.
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380. Obviously, we're all on edge here.
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382. Yes, ma'am.
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seems to take direction from you.
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to take direction from you.
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385. Do you know why my detail
calls me Sinatra?
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386. You can speak freely, Agent Collins.
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387. I always assumed it was
because of the hats.
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388. - Cute.
- Thank you.
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392. Grandfather, a Tuskegee Airman.
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Black commercial airline pilots.
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for the president.
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397. Last few days must have been
especially hard on you.
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will continue the investigation,
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we'll be telling everyone
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died of natural causes.
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for the community.
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of his name dying with him.
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Do you have the tablet?
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406. No. No, I do not.
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for the next two weeks,
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408. and then we'll reassign you.
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410. And I do not. And I'm more important.
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412. Yes, I do. A boy and a girl.
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423. Time is actually making it worse,
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430. Of course. Yes. Yes.
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431. Um, but healing is a long, slow process.
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434. I-I'm— I'm broken forever.
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of people who rely on me.
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then my— my heart stops.
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443. I don't need to be healed.
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off a fucking roof!
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447. I'll pay you.
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448. I— you will be richer
than your wildest dreams.
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- So, I'll just—
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so I need you to help me.
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- Please help me.
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457. Take the leave of absence.
Leave this alone.
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458. Mic check
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460. There's gonna be a
mic check in five minutes.
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461. My God, First Boy looks
extra pathetic today.
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- I mean it in a good way.
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467. We're going this way, folks. Come on.
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468. Hi, did a guy come through here,
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469. Stupid haircut?
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470. Everyone your age has stupid haircuts,
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471. but if you're referring
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472. he's in the media rotunda.
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473. Cool, thanks.
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475. Why aren't you?
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476. Hello, Xavier.
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478. Honestly, I have no fucking clue, Xavier.
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480. pretending to be part
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481. while living in separate houses,
pretending to be a loving wife
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482. until the moment his term ended.
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483. It wasn't all pretend.
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484. I know.
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485. - He worshipped you.
- Oh, geez.
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486. He did.
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487. Do you remember that time when you joined
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488. Saturday morning basketball
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- I do.
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490. Cal was so excited
to have you on his team,
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491. because he— he just assumed
that you'd be good.
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492. Cal was...
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493. Racist.
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494. He loved an outdated stereotype.
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496. He was surprised, of course,
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497. you were just an average player.
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501. like a six-year-old boy.
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502. - "I'm better than him, babe."
- He was not better than me.
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504. Okay.
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505. But he couldn't get over
how hard you played.
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507. "The man is relentless," he said.
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509. I know.
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510. They wouldn't let me look at the body.
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511. I saw the body.
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he felt he wasn't.
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518. I have a work trip, remember?
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519. But I don't want you
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521. Listen.
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525. Hey, kiddo.
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527. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
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528. to this year's conference.
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529. We have some scintillating
conversations lined up for you,
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530. covering global security,
cyber engineering,
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531. climate change, and much more.
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532. We are here to begin
what we hope will become,
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533. not just conversations or projects,
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534. but the future of our world.
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535. Within a year, 20% of all livestock
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536. will perish from fluorosis poisoning.
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537. Well, I guess I'll go ahead
and start wrapping up,
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538. since this talk has proven
to be the one to miss.
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539. Ironic, because it's
the only one that matters.
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540. Listen, I know this all
sounds pretty far-fetched,
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541. but you know when it
won't seem far-fetched?
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542. In less than a decade,
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543. when a tsunami plunges
the entire Eastern Seaboard
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545. Well, I'm done.
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547. unless you prefer that to being drowned.
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548. Hey, wait. Sam.
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549. Well, that guy was a barrel
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550. Yeah.
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551. How you been?
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552. I'm fine. Thanks, senator.
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554. It's been just over a year, right?
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555. Since you lost your son?
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560. God, he was such a cute kid.
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running around a little sandbox.
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563. and just dump it on his head.
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565. No, don't be.
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568. for a very long time, that directly.
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570. I think I finally see why people like you.
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572. Mm-hmm.
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573. You, however, you got the real stuff, Sam.
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575. sit up straight when you walk in a room.
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576. My old man,
I hear it from him all the time.
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577. - How is your dad?
- Still just a light touch of dementia.
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- But he's still him.
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581. "walking around with your cock out.
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582. "You ain't Dean. You're a joke.
You're Peter Lawford.
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583. You're only in the band
'cause of who you're related to."
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- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Hey!
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- It's going to happen.
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in the next decade.
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- Just read it, Henry.
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I'm afraid I have terrible news.
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learn this awful news together
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so many people are gone.
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he would dance around with me
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- Mm-mm.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah. We will.
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- And I'd always answer,
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of the whole thing.
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- Dad, is Mom coming?
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