1. In the corner of the galaxy where
love and desire fly freely,
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2. there are two life forms who have been
engaged in a battle since Creation.
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3. Now, today's episode of "Panty & Stocking"
begins with these two asteroids!
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4. Transhomers
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5. Hiromi
Wakabayashi
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6. Script
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7. Akira
Akemiya
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8. So, my little lost lamb...
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9. Why have you come to my church?
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10. O all-powerful and all-knowing God!
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11. Please stop...
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12. Stop the fighting between
P-Panty and St-Stocking...
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13. I beg...
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14. of you...
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15. I'm gonna choke you so hard, you won't
be able to mouth off at me ever again!
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16. Whoa! Timeout!
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17. What's wrong with you girls?
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18. Haven't you learned your lesson
about how petty your squabbling is?
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19. Shut the fuck up!
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20. They refuse to grow up.
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21. At that moment, the sky turned red
and two asteroids came crashing down!
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22. W-W-W-Wow!
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23. Is this...
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24. an a-asteroid?
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25. The battle will take place here.
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26. A-Awesome!
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27. I never dreamed I'd actually
meet a real robot warrior!
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28. Wait till I tell all my sci-fi buddies!
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29. My name is Brief!
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30. My name is Masculimus Surprise.
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31. I have come to end this.
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32. End what?
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33. Did you come here by
yourself to stop their fighting?
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34. No, you are mistaken.
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35. I am not alone.
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36. And then!
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37. My name is Femitron.
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38. It's over, Masculimus.
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39. There's another one!
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40. What are you looking at?
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41. That marshmallow looks really good.
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42. This?
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43. This is the core of all sentient robots.
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44. Known as the Guimauve.
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45. It serves as our heart.
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46. Wait!
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47. Delicious!
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48. You fool!
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49. That isn't food!
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50. My name is Gothic Empress Stocking.
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51. Now, it's over!
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52. Wow! That's super cool!
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53. I don't believe this...
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54. A fitting end, Femitron.
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55. Stop!
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56. Wow, tastes like shit!
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57. My name is Bitch Commander Panty.
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58. I'm here to end this!
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59. What do I do?
This is totally out of control!
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60. Panty's room.
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61. Soundnoise transhome!
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62. Lovechair transhome!
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63. Spinbed transhome!
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64. Cattlehead transhome!
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65. Condom transhome!
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66. And Stocking's room.
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67. Firetorch transhome!
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68. Sugarscream transhome!
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69. Cage transhome!
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70. Skullhead transhome!
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71. Bigdildo transhome!
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72. This is the kitchen and dining room.
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73. The Pantybots have
surrounded the refrigerator.
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74. Stockin' is obsessed with eating.
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75. Once we've secured the
sweets that are her lifeblood,
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76. victory will be ours!
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77. My radar's going crazy!
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78. Commander!
There's something in the fridge...
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79. What?
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80. Are you okay?
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81. I'm coming!
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82. Everything sugary is already in my tummy!
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83. Fuck!
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84. That's fightin' dirty, Stockin'!
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85. Too bad for you, Panty.
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86. Pantybots, attack!
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87. They've commenced their attack!
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88. This is the hallway outside the bathroom.
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89. Open up!
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90. Open the door!
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91. I can't hold it in!
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92. Silly Stockin'.
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93. You can shit your pants out there!
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94. A frightening tactic from Panty!
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95. It's awfully quiet.
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96. Looks like you're stupid as ever.
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97. An ambush!
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98. No fair, Stockin'!
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99. The Stockingcons' response
was to wear diapers!
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100. All's fair in love and war!
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101. Fire!
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102. Panty's in trouble!
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103. This is the Pantybot base in the chapel.
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104. Damn!
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105. I'm in a shitty mood now!
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106. Transhome!
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107. Please forgive my tardiness.
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108. Huh? Who are you?
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109. Commander Panty?
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110. Oh, my...
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111. What a stud.
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112. Come with me!
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113. Panty takes the newcomer
to a private room!
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114. And thus begins the sex.
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115. I'm about to explode!
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116. Yes! Yes!
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117. Spark!
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118. It's a suicide bomber!
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119. Meanwhile, at the Stockingcon
base in the residential tower.
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120. The church will be yours in
no time, Master Stocking.
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121. That spy should have reduced
Panty to scrap by now.
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122. Ha, I doubt your plan's gonna work.
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123. You've got balls, bitch!
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124. Get your ass over here
so I can split you in half!
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125. Follow Commander Panty's lead!
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126. It's time to fight back!
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127. Weren't you the one complaining
about ambushes just a moment ago?
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128. What?
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129. When did that ever happen?
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130. No one can tell how much time passed, so...
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131. Please watch this montage
of the intense battle...
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132. between the Pantybots and Stockingcons.
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133. It's finally time!
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134. This will be our final battle!
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135. Ha, you are gravely mistaken.
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136. Both sides are staring each other down!
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137. The end is finally near!
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138. Stockingcons transhome!
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139. And the battle is on!
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140. Pantybots transhome!
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141. Transhome!
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142. I'll send you to the scrapheap!
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143. We'll see who's going to the scrapheap!
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144. Who will win this epic battle?
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145. I feel like I just had
a really bad nightmare.
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146. Brief!
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147. Could you please not step on my head?
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148. You got guts, kid.
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149. I'm sorry!
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150. I-If you're still alive, you
should stop their fight!
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151. Give it up, Brief.
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152. Those two, in our stead,
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153. are going to settle the war
upon which the destiny...
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154. of all sentient robots rests.
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155. That's so selfish!
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156. You dragged them into
your stupid little war!
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157. They did this to themselves.
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158. Don't you have any respect for human life?
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159. There's no need to feel shame!
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160. Our race considers it an
honor to die in battle!
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161. However, that is no longer important.
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162. This war will not end
until the two of them...
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163. have settled this once and for all!
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164. You sound retarded when you go
on about honor and all that crap!
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165. What?
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166. Look!
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167. Don't you find it repulsive?
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168. This is the true nature of
the destiny you speak of!
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169. Are you telling us that this
is the destiny of our race?
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170. It's hideous!
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171. Brief, that was a magnificent speech.
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172. This kid may be right.
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173. After watching the two of them squabble,
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174. I realize how foolish we've been to allow
destiny to bind us in this eternal struggle!
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175. We swear that we shall call an
immediate halt to this pointless war.
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176. And we promise to work
together from now on.
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177. That's right!
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178. You should work together!
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179. And with that settled...
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180. I have an excellent idea.
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181. To commemorate our new alliance...
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182. Uh-huh!
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183. we shall join forces...
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184. Uh-huh!
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185. to annihilate every pathetic
life form on this planet!
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186. Oops.
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187. The fight's over, Stockin'!
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188. I'm gonna choke you so hard...
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189. H-Help!
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190. Huh? What's that?
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191. It's pretty big.
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192. Listen up, my motherfuckin' angels!
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193. That is clearly a Ghost!
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194. An evil spirit born from
aliens who lived to fight...
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195. but were never able to settle things once and for
all because their home planet was destroyed.
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196. Liar!
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197. After traveling through the depths of space,
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198. All lies!
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199. it finally reached this planet!
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200. He's lying!
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201. Shut the fuck up!
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202. I see.
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203. So, we're dealing with an
imported Ghost from outer space.
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204. I have no idea what
you're talking about,
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205. but if we're dealing with
a Ghost, it's party time!
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206. O wicked spirit born of
a something in limbo...
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207. O wicked spirit born of
a lost something or other...
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208. Judge?
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209. Virgin?
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210. Jury?
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211. Re...
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212. Something does something
or something else...
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213. Re-Return...
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214. Return to...
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215. Return to... to... to...!
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216. Looks like you chose the
wrong planet to mess with.
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217. Wow!
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218. We hit the jackpot for once!
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219. This should be enough for lots of
journeys between Heaven and the surface!
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220. Thought so.
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221. These are foreign Heaven coins.
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222. A thousand of these aren't
even worth one Heaven.
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223. Fuck!
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224. I was getting worried for a while there,
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225. but I'm so glad you're back to normal!
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226. Now, you no longer have a
reason to fight each other.
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227. Huh?
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228. Would you shut your damn mouth already!
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229. Why?
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230. Do you girls even know how to grow up?
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231. In the corner of the galaxy
where love and desire fly freely,
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232. there were two life forms
engaged in a battle since Creation.
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233. Their battle will never end!
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234. The Stripping
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235. Script
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236. Script
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237. Masahiko Otsuka
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238. Masahiko Otsuka
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239. Storyboard/Director
Key Animation Supervision
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240. Storyboard/Director
Key Animation Supervision
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241. Satoshi Yamaguchi
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242. Satoshi Yamaguchi
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243. How much money are you going to
waste before enough is enough?
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244. I have bills here totaling three million!
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245. Look at these statements!
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246. $500,000 for jellyfish extract!
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247. $200,000 for a breast pump!
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248. $600,000 for a ball-jointed doll!
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249. $300,000 for the rarest sweet
delicacies from around the world!
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250. Every single one of these
worthless items makes no sense!
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251. Don't be such a scrooge.
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252. Tightwads go impotent sooner.
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253. I'm telling you this because
you're out of control!
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254. I don't have money to repair the church!
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255. Look at this mess!
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256. We're working our butts
off hunting down Ghosts!
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257. We've earned this!
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258. Yeah! We've earned this!
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259. Your work only brings in
Heavens to be used above!
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260. You haven't earned a single penny
that can be used on the surface!
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261. In fact, you keep wrecking the city
and driving us deeper into the red!
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262. Yeah, yeah. We get the picture!
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263. In that case, we'll go make some dough.
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264. That good enough for you?
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265. You're going to go make money?
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266. Brilliant!
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267. That's the funniest joke
I've heard in my life!
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268. Hm? What's so funny?
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269. How much? Three million, was it?
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270. We can make that much in three days.
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271. Right on! Easy money!
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272. Please...
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273. You dare to mock the sacred act
of doing labor for a reward?
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274. Very well!
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275. Then, prove that you can earn
three million in three days!
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276. But if you fail, I will have you swear
the unbreakable vow of Heaven...
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277. that you won't waste money again!
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278. And if we win, you have to stop
whining about what we buy!
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279. Naturally.
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280. Okay!
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281. Let's rake in the money!
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282. So, how do we make money?
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283. Beats me...
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284. Hold some random rich guy
upside-down and shake?
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285. That's a crime!
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286. You could try something
involving manual labor...
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287. Ah! This looks fun!
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288. What happened?
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289. What?
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290. Open wide!
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291. Work's such a drag.
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292. It's so much easier beating up Ghosts.
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293. How much have we made?
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294. A million?
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295. What?
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296. B-But you were fired from every job
you got, so you haven't made a cent yet.
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297. After doing all that work?
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298. How long is it gonna take to
make three million then?
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299. Three million?
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300. Yep.
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301. Our goal is to make three
million in three days.
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302. Um, that means you need to
make three million today?
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303. That's kinda impossible...
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304. I made three million dollars in one day!
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305. I'm on a roll!
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306. Hey, handsome.
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307. Did you really make
three million in one day?
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308. Oh, we have a couple of
cute bunny girls here.
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309. You betcha I made three million in a day.
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310. Wonderful!
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311. How'd you pull that off?
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312. Tell me. Tell me.
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313. How, you ask, bunny girl?
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314. At the casino next door, obviously.
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315. Oh, the casino.
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316. Thanks.
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317. Wait! Wait! Wait!
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318. You shouldn't gamble!
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319. It's not that easy to win.
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320. And it's better if you
actually earn your money...
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321. This is more our style.
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322. It must have slipped our mind.
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323. Hey!
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324. Are you listening to me?
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325. These gambling establishments
are rigged against you.
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326. You should be more realistic...
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327. Huh? Wow!
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328. Three 7s on the first pull?
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329. What?
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330. Whoa, this is crazy!
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331. Are they gods?
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332. No, goddesses!
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333. We're angels.
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334. Angels sure are something...
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335. Your luck is off the charts...
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336. I'll give it a try, too.
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337. That was my entire life savings!
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338. Ah, he ran out of money.
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339. In this casino, people with no
money are immediately removed.
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340. Oh...
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341. You have remarkable luck.
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342. You must be angels of fortune.
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343. Would you care to join us in
a bigger game of roulette in the back.
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344. We can make more money?
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345. Of course.
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346. Right this way.
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347. Everything's going swimmingly with the
collection of human money, dear sister.
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348. So it seems.
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349. This Ghost is much larger now.
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350. Once this Money Ghost ingests
all the money on this planet,
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351. the greatest economic crisis ever will
plummet the human world into mass hysteria.
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352. This will make up for our previous blunder.
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353. That was the worst disgrace of my life!
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354. Those vulgar fallen angels
cost us our Ghost plant...
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355. after all the time and
energy we expended on it!
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356. Ever since, I've been seeing
their accursed faces every night.
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357. Yes, these faces.
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358. Crass, shallow, moronic...
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359. Hm?
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360. Wh-
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361. Why are they here?
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362. Are they here to interfere with our plan?
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363. The stupid looks on their faces
would suggest otherwise.
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364. They must be amusing their
vacuous minds by gambling.
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365. Then, we should use this
opportunity, while they're distracted.
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366. It would be a waste to finish them
off so quickly, Miss Kneesocks.
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367. You have a point, dear sister.
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368. We shall make them pay in spades!
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369. That's our rule!
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370. This is a rare chance.
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371. We should let them enjoy
their gambling a little longer.
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372. Magnificent, Panty.
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373. I've never met a lady so skilled.
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374. Thanks.
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375. Hey, Panty.
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376. How much did we tell
Garter we were gonna make?
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377. What?
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378. Oh, yeah. We made a bet, didn't we?
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379. Man, you never pay attention.
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380. We've already cleared our goal.
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381. But this is so fun.
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382. Why stop?
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383. Guess you're right.
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384. Let's keep on going then.
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385. Is the next game starting yet?
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386. Dealer change.
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387. Hm?
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388. Your face is really red.
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389. Are you okay?
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390. Are you wasted?
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391. No.
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392. I just blush really easily.
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393. Hm...
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394. Whatever.
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395. Let's get this show started.
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396. Very well.
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397. Place your bets.
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398. Okay! It's on!
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399. No more bets.
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400. Well, it happens.
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401. You're right.
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402. Let's move on!
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403. No more bets.
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404. I'm sorry.
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405. I'm just gettin' started!
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406. Place your bets.
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407. No more bets.
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408. Sorry.
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409. No more bets.
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410. Sorry.
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411. Time to get serious!
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412. I haven't hit my groove yet!
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413. Marvelous, Miss Kneesocks!
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414. We shall strip those stupid
angels of every last cent...
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415. and finish them off as
they wallow in despair!
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416. Our money's all gone...
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417. Checkmate.
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418. Hold on!
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419. We aren't done yet!
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420. Hey, boys.
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421. Who wants to buy this?
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422. Sold!
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423. Hmph, she doesn't know when to give up.
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424. Then, it's my turn!
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425. Sold!
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426. Sold!
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427. Sold!
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428. How about this?
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429. And this!
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430. I'm so bored.
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431. How long do they intend
on keeping this up?
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432. But if they continue
removing their clothes...
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433. They'll end up completely naked.
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434. Which means they
won't have any weapons.
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435. It'll be a cinch to finish
them off if that happens.
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436. This should do it!
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437. Okay!
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438. Lucky number seven!
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439. What?
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440. You're not even trying!
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441. One more to go!
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442. One more to go!
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443. One more to go!
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444. One more to go!
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445. One more to go...
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446. It's over once Panty loses her panties...
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447. Yes!
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448. Now, it's over!
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449. The battle between demon and angel will...
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450. Hey!
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451. Aren't you nervous at all?
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452. It's getting cold without my clothes on.
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453. We did it!
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454. We won! Woo-hoo!
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455. Oh, shit.
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456. What's this?
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457. A new vibrator model?
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458. Wait, isn't this a Ghost?
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459. Today really is my lucky day.
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460. Let's take care of this thing
and collect our Heavens.
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461. Bah! Bah! Bah!
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462. So bah that I'm off home!
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463. I bid you adieu!
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464. Hey, you stupid angels!
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465. Is this your doing?
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466. Panty's Panties
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467. Yep, we learned something new today.
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468. You can make a whole heap
of money from auctions.
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469. Have you no shame?
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470. You're selling sacred
weapons from Heaven?
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471. Want us to put your
underwear up for auction too?
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472. Okay, here's your three million.
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473. I refuse to accept your dirty money!
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474. What? How can money be dirty?
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475. Money's money!
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476. Ah! The price went up!
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477. Damn!
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478. I'll add another twenty grand!
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479. Nobody's getting their hands on these!
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480. I'll protect Panty's panties!
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481. Heaven, please sing for me a song of life
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482. Heaven, take me into your skies
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483. There's no place here for me to hide my cries
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484. Night and day I'm missing you
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485. We're so close
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486. And it's you that I believe in
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487. So close, but far away so far I can't touch
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488. I'll hold on 'cause it's you I love so dearly
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489. When the rain, the storm and all is up,
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490. Caress me with your sweet lullaby.
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