1. D.C. ConfidentialCopy !req
2. Script Hiroshi SekoCopy !req
3. Storyboard Hiroyuki ImaishiCopy !req
4. Editing Junichi UematsuCopy !req
5. Director Hiromi WakabayashiCopy !req
6. Key Animation Supervision Hirokazu KojimaCopy !req
7. The city that is favored by the devil,Copy !req
8. Daten City.Copy !req
9. The primordial chaos of this
land was sealed long ago.Copy !req
10. However, to quote the book
to which humans cling,Copy !req
11. "For there is nothing covered,
that shall not be revealed."Copy !req
12. But there still lies the issue
of Hellsmonkey's blood kin.Copy !req
13. The only key to undoing the seal,Copy !req
14. it must be found without delay.Copy !req
15. Mr. Mayor,Copy !req
16. is something the matter?Copy !req
17. Pardon me.Copy !req
18. Please continue.Copy !req
19. Yes, sir.Copy !req
20. Then, we will continue with the Second
Half of the Ghost Report 2010.Copy !req
21. Ghost #36.Copy !req
22. A.K.A. The Big Brown.Copy !req
23. The stench from a pipe clogged by
an indescribable amount of fecesCopy !req
24. suffocated a plumber, who
then became an evil spiritCopy !req
25. that possessed all fecal matter in the cityCopy !req
26. and became a corporeal Ghost.Copy !req
27. Its abhorrent stench
induced vomiting in all foes.Copy !req
28. Thus, he was an invincible Ghost
that incapacitated all assailants.Copy !req
29. However, as aforementioned,Copy !req
30. thanks to those dung heap
peons who serve as angels,Copy !req
31. with no class, a hopeless lack of manners,Copy !req
32. and IQs so low that you'd
be tempted to pity them,Copy !req
33. there was a tragic blast.Copy !req
34. Excuse me...Copy !req
35. You placed your hopes on feces?Copy !req
36. No, sir. Absolutely not.Copy !req
37. Very well.Copy !req
38. Next.Copy !req
39. Yes, sir.Copy !req
40. Ghost #37.Copy !req
41. A.K.A. Crazy Crazy Cabbie.Copy !req
42. The human need for
speed drove a taxi driverCopy !req
43. to miss a corner and run straight off a cliffCopy !req
44. and become a rather prosaic evil spirit,Copy !req
45. which then became a Ghost
that ran wild for the hell of it.Copy !req
46. In other words, to draw a conclusion,Copy !req
47. there was a remarkable absence
of any intelligence in that plot.Copy !req
48. Next.Copy !req
49. Ghost #38.Copy !req
50. A.K.A. Queen Bee.Copy !req
51. A female student,
formerly the school queen,Copy !req
52. created a kingdom tailored to her needs,Copy !req
53. when she was stung by the pet bee of a
geek who suffered her oppression, died,Copy !req
54. and became a gargantuan
Ghost who sought power.Copy !req
55. But its plan to regain
control of the schoolCopy !req
56. met with interference from
those trailer trash angels,Copy !req
57. and the geek who calls himself Brief,Copy !req
58. and ended in an explosion.Copy !req
59. A clear absence of any attempt
to use whips and chains!Copy !req
60. Defeat was the only likely result.Copy !req
61. Next.Copy !req
62. Ghost #39.Copy !req
63. A.K.A. Bloody Hood and Gal Ghoul.Copy !req
64. A prostitute and her pimp were on a picnic, having sex,Copy !req
65. when they were eaten by
a wolf,Copy !req
66. and became a Ghost which ran cons.Copy !req
67. I like it!Copy !req
68. I like it very much...Copy !req
69. Miss Kneesocks...Copy !req
70. What's wrong with the mayor?Copy !req
71. Not a clue...Copy !req
72. However, dear sister,Copy !req
73. this may be useful in learning the
weakness of that imbecilic pussy angel.Copy !req
74. I see.Copy !req
75. Okay.Copy !req
76. Next.Copy !req
77. Yes, sir!Copy !req
78. Ghost #40.Copy !req
79. A.K.A. Cowper.Copy !req
80. A promised land, a sworn
oath, and a vital mission.Copy !req
81. Sperm, which met an unreasonable demise because of their heavy burdens,Copy !req
82. became a Ghost which attacked a
pulp mill before going out in a blast.Copy !req
83. Sperm can never be
anything more than sperm.Copy !req
84. They don't stand a chance against bitches.Copy !req
85. Next.Copy !req
86. Ghost #1.Copy !req
87. A.K.A. Hell Pound.Copy !req
88. Diet, diet, diet.Copy !req
89. An empty word, which has
produced much false hope,Copy !req
90. spurring the malice of many obese maidens,Copy !req
91. amalgamated into a Ghost
that opened a bakery...Copy !req
92. and succeeded in reducing one of the
worthless angels to a hideous state,Copy !req
93. which was when it all exploded again.Copy !req
94. Mr. Mayor, your opinion?Copy !req
95. Next.Copy !req
96. Dear sister, the mayor's in a bad
mood. Pull yourself together!Copy !req
97. I know!Copy !req
98. Moving on...Copy !req
99. Ghost #42.Copy !req
100. A.K.A. Secret Speedo Star.Copy !req
101. On the day of the first Lingerie Run,Copy !req
102. a boy, who had his underwear removed
by a number of queen-ish girls,Copy !req
103. died when his exposed
penis was struck by lightning,Copy !req
104. and became a Ghost with an
extreme lingerie fetish.Copy !req
105. By accident, it was able to
threaten those pissy angels,Copy !req
106. but once again, with the
assistance of that brat Brief,Copy !req
107. that vulgar blonde turned itCopy !req
108. into another explosion.Copy !req
109. G-Ghost #43.Copy !req
110. Ugly Snot.Copy !req
111. After tripping over a booger...Copy !req
112. Tragic.Copy !req
113. Once again, you've produced a
crop of utterly worthless Ghosts.Copy !req
114. When did Ghosts, the servants of
demons, become so commonplace?Copy !req
115. Things were different when I was young.Copy !req
116. Ghosts still retained their
memories of the original chaos.Copy !req
117. That made them tough, radical,
solid, and hard as nails!Copy !req
118. Well, at least compared to the pathetic
and lackluster Ghosts we have now!Copy !req
119. Let's end this!Copy !req
120. Meaning...?Copy !req
121. You mean you intended to waste
more of my precious timeCopy !req
122. with your unproductive report?Copy !req
123. A-Absolutely not!Copy !req
124. This is more exhausting than
dealing with those fucking angels!Copy !req
125. Dear sister, please watch your language.Copy !req
126. Oh, forgive me.Copy !req
127. My mouth is all loose after
speaking a word I never use.Copy !req
128. Just like after a blow job.Copy !req
129. Far too loose!Copy !req
130. Fastener, bring the sofa and wine!Copy !req
131. Along with the caviar,
blue cheese, and crackers.Copy !req
132. Oh, look. It's us.Copy !req
133. Magnificent, dear sister.Copy !req
134. You look brilliant.Copy !req
135. Oh? And you, Miss Kneesocks...Copy !req
136. Shining in your demonic glory,
like the black sun of Hell.Copy !req
137. Hmph, it's that brat again.Copy !req
138. A crazy freak to go with those crazy angels.Copy !req
139. Birds of a feather flock together.Copy !req
140. But I have to envy them.Copy !req
141. Yes, idiots have no worries.Copy !req
142. I laughed so hard that my jaw is all loose.Copy !req
143. Oh? Is that the only thing that's loose?Copy !req
144. Stop that!Copy !req
145. You're drunk.Copy !req
146. Your face is bright red.Copy !req
147. I was born this way.Copy !req
148. Dear sister, you're the
one who's bright red...Copy !req
149. How could I let this happen?Copy !req
150. Your skin is flushed.Copy !req
151. You should get out of
those clothes, dear sister.Copy !req
152. Say, are you sure you don't want to?Copy !req
153. You weren't always this way...Copy !req
154. Ooh, let's try the caviar.Copy !req
155. Satisfy your curiosity.Copy !req
156. That is our rule!Copy !req
157. Ah, you're putting it there?Copy !req
158. There's still more.Copy !req
159. Here is a very ripe fig from
the Garden of Diablos.Copy !req
160. Use that to climax? Climax with that?Copy !req
161. In that case, look what I have.Copy !req
162. 130% black goat milk that was
presented as an offering at Satan Fest.Copy !req
163. It's getting in every crease of my body!Copy !req
164. Silence!Copy !req
165. Caviar, milk, and figs.Copy !req
166. I see you're living the good life.Copy !req
167. Th-This is our way of expressing
remorse for our failures...Copy !req
168. We were running an elaborate
simulation of future engagements...Copy !req
169. I forgot to ask an important question.Copy !req
170. Could you tell me how the search for
the blood kin of Hellsmonkey is going?Copy !req
171. The blood kin of Hellsmonkey?Copy !req
172. W-We are currently hard at
work to produce results.Copy !req
173. You really shouldn't lie, girls.Copy !req
174. Your faces are pale.
Completely white even.Copy !req
175. I will punish you for your incompetence!Copy !req
176. Wait, Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
177. Anything but that!Copy !req
178. The Ghosts and Demon sisters are useless,Copy !req
179. and I have no leads on Hellsmonkey.Copy !req
180. A situation that calls for despair...Copy !req
181. Don't touch my asshole!Copy !req
182. It seems hope can be found amidst despair!Copy !req
183. ACopy !req
184. ACopy !req
185. Panty BriefCopy !req
186. Script - Hiromi WakabayashiCopy !req
187. Storyboard - Atsushi NishigoriCopy !req
188. Director - Masahiko OtsukaCopy !req
189. Key Animation Supervision - Yusuke YoshigakiCopy !req
190. Repent!Copy !req
191. Anyway, we're running
into a lot of Ghosts today.Copy !req
192. Well, I suppose that means
we're raking in the Heavens.Copy !req
193. Hm?Copy !req
194. Oh Jesus!Copy !req
195. Panty!Copy !req
196. Stop fucking around and help
me deal with these Ghosts!Copy !req
197. Ghosts?Copy !req
198. Please, Stockin'.Copy !req
199. I'm a busy girl.Copy !req
200. Truth is, I came up with this secret
plan when we landed on the surface.Copy !req
201. Plan?Copy !req
202. Yep.Copy !req
203. A glorious plan to have sex with a
thousand men before returning to Heaven!Copy !req
204. You're seriously fucked up in the head.Copy !req
205. Looks like another load of revelations.Copy !req
206. Er, what?Copy !req
207. Panty?Copy !req
208. Big load, big load!Copy !req
209. That's the spot!Copy !req
210. Fuckin' bitch...Copy !req
211. Bye bye.Copy !req
212. You're still at it?Copy !req
213. Congratulations, angels.Copy !req
214. You've finally accumulated
enough Heaven Coins.Copy !req
215. You have been released from
your duties on the surface.Copy !req
216. I presume that you will be
allowed to return to Heaven.Copy !req
217. For real?Copy !req
218. It seems that your
preparations are complete.Copy !req
219. Now, stand before the altar.Copy !req
220. Time to say goodbye to
the men on the surface.Copy !req
221. So much for my glorious plan.Copy !req
222. You must be brain dead!Copy !req
223. Half-assed job of picking up men,
half-assed job of slaying Ghosts...Copy !req
224. Can't you ever finish what you start?Copy !req
225. What?Copy !req
226. Hm...Copy !req
227. Panty, I have bad news.Copy !req
228. It appears that Heaven is outraged
by your inappropriate behavior,Copy !req
229. and the fact that you're
such a fuckin' bitch!Copy !req
230. Which means you've been commanded
to repeat the trial of collecting Heavens!Copy !req
231. Fuck!Copy !req
232. I'm so pissed!Copy !req
233. God, what's so wrong with being a bitch?Copy !req
234. And why are you so happy?Copy !req
235. Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
236. I never imagined that we would
team up as Panty and Brief!Copy !req
237. Wait till I tell my occult buddies...Copy !req
238. Well, Geek Boy.Copy !req
239. Take out those Ghosts for me.Copy !req
240. Huh?Copy !req
241. Wait, Panty!Copy !req
242. Don't come back until you
have enough Heaven Coins!Copy !req
243. Uh...Copy !req
244. Nine hundred ninety-nine...Copy !req
245. Shit!Copy !req
246. I'm short by one...Copy !req
247. Th-That was so mean, Panty...Copy !req
248. Oh, Geek Boy.Copy !req
249. You got enough Heavens yet?Copy !req
250. Of course not!Copy !req
251. How am I supposed to
defeat a Ghost by myself?Copy !req
252. What?Copy !req
253. Don't give me excuses!Copy !req
254. You're so useless!Copy !req
255. Huh? It's my fault?Copy !req
256. Hello? This is Brief.Copy !req
257. What? A party?Copy !req
258. H-Hold on!Copy !req
259. Didn't I explain?Copy !req
260. I don't want to go to that place
with a bunch of strangers...Copy !req
261. Damn... Still need one more...Copy !req
262. Who should I go with?Copy !req
263. Wow!Copy !req
264. Plenty of hotties!Copy !req
265. I didn't expect Geek Boy to have
the contacts for a party like this.Copy !req
266. I'm a little impressed.Copy !req
267. Huh?Copy !req
268. Geek Boy?Copy !req
269. Yeah, yeah...Copy !req
270. Yeah? It's Panty.Copy !req
271. Where are you right now?Copy !req
272. Um...Copy !req
273. I'm running around the
city in search of Ghosts...Copy !req
274. Don't lie to me!Copy !req
275. I know that you've been chasing tail!Copy !req
276. Shit!Copy !req
277. Anyway, listen to me carefully, Panty.Copy !req
278. I forgot to tell you something important.Copy !req
279. These was a condition
attached to your repeat trial.Copy !req
280. Condition?Copy !req
281. Yes, the condition was...Copy !req
282. You aren't allowed to have sex!Copy !req
283. Fuck!Copy !req
284. Don't fuck with me,
you fuckin' afro-priest!Copy !req
285. One more and my plan is complete!Copy !req
286. I ain't gonna abide by that condition!Copy !req
287. I will use force if necessary.Copy !req
288. You're here?Copy !req
289. Fuck!Copy !req
290. I would like to thank everyone for comingCopy !req
291. to this celebrity bash hosted
by the Rock Foundation.Copy !req
292. And I would like to take this opportunityCopy !req
293. to announce the engagement
of the daughter of my friend,Copy !req
294. the Mayor, to my beloved
son, Briefers Rock.Copy !req
295. Briefers, where are you?Copy !req
296. What are you doing down there?Copy !req
297. Come up here and introduce yourself!Copy !req
298. Sorry, Dad!Copy !req
299. I'm not going to marry a girl I don't love!Copy !req
300. Wh-What are you talking about?Copy !req
301. I'm not...Copy !req
302. I'm not your puppet!Copy !req
303. Are you trying to embarrass me?Copy !req
304. Yeah, that's right!Copy !req
305. Besides, the girl I want to marry...Copy !req
306. is her!Copy !req
307. Huh?Copy !req
308. No!Copy !req
309. Our plan will be ruined!Copy !req
310. Dear sister, let us switch plans!Copy !req
311. Oh, dear!Copy !req
312. I'm going to lose my fiancé
to that dumb bitch!Copy !req
313. Sob sob...Copy !req
314. C-Cut it out!Copy !req
315. Curse you...Copy !req
316. How dare a mere human throw me aside...Copy !req
317. Dear sister!Copy !req
318. They can see your horns!Copy !req
319. Enough of this farce!Copy !req
320. Ah!Copy !req
321. Why are you here?Copy !req
322. Guess the cat's out of the bag.Copy !req
323. It is most absurd for you to
interfere with our brilliant plan!Copy !req
324. Today is the day we teach you to behave!Copy !req
325. I needed to blow off some steam anyway.Copy !req
326. Fine.Copy !req
327. I can take you fuckin' demons on by myself!Copy !req
328. It seems you don't realize
your predicament.Copy !req
329. How pathetic.Copy !req
330. Your neck is completely defenseless.Copy !req
331. Wait, what?Copy !req
332. What's wrong, Backlace?Copy !req
333. Fire it up!Copy !req
334. Hm?Copy !req
335. Could it be...Copy !req
336. Shit!Copy !req
337. Shit! Shit!Copy !req
338. Foolishness...Copy !req
339. An angel never stands a
chance against demons!Copy !req
340. That has held true since Creation...Copy !req
341. Our rule!Copy !req
342. I'll send you to the depths of purgatory!Copy !req
343. Let her go!Copy !req
344. You're...Copy !req
345. Get your hands off her!Copy !req
346. Dear Sister!Copy !req
347. I can't see anything!Copy !req
348. O-Ow!Copy !req
349. That hurts!Copy !req
350. What are you trying to pull?Copy !req
351. Sorry, but you don't stand a chance alone.Copy !req
352. You don't stand a chance
against them without Stocking!Copy !req
353. How do you know about Stockin'?Copy !req
354. Wait.Copy !req
355. What are you talking about, Panty?Copy !req
356. It's me! Brief!Copy !req
357. Wait, what...Copy !req
358. Geek Boy?Copy !req
359. Er, what? No way...Copy !req
360. Don't confuse me!Copy !req
361. B-But the way things were going,Copy !req
362. you were going to lose...Copy !req
363. I couldn't let that happen...Copy !req
364. Come on. We need to get
away before they catch up!Copy !req
365. Bah.Copy !req
366. Fuck!Copy !req
367. Move!Copy !req
368. Move it!Copy !req
369. Dammit!Copy !req
370. You too, See Through?Copy !req
371. We should be safe here.Copy !req
372. P-Panty!Copy !req
373. Something's wrong with me...Copy !req
374. D-Don't worry, Panty!Copy !req
375. I-I'll p-protect you!Copy !req
376. B-Because I love you!Copy !req
377. Ever since the day I saw you at school...Copy !req
378. Geek Boy, let me see your face.Copy !req
379. Panty...Copy !req
380. I'll settle for you for one thousand.Copy !req
381. Ow!Copy !req
382. What?Copy !req
383. H-Hold on!Copy !req
384. Let's try a different position.Copy !req
385. Why?Copy !req
386. Ow...Copy !req
387. Ow!Copy !req
388. Ouch!Copy !req
389. Ow!Copy !req
390. Can't you see that I'm in pain?Copy !req
391. Huh? Garter?Copy !req
392. Why are you here?Copy !req
393. As I thought...Copy !req
394. Revival Virgin Syndrome.Copy !req
395. The reconstruction of an angel's hymen.Copy !req
396. What? My hymen?Copy !req
397. Though, it was very fortunate
that you weren't ableCopy !req
398. to copulate with Brief.Copy !req
399. Brilliant!Copy !req
400. I would expect no less from
one of your apprentice angels.Copy !req
401. She assisted in awakening the
key without even realizing it.Copy !req
402. You're Corset!Copy !req
403. It's been too long, Garterbelt.Copy !req
404. We haven't met face-to-face
since that little incident.Copy !req
405. Huh? Why is the mayor here?Copy !req
406. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
407. Blood of Hellsmonkey
awakened by an angel's kiss...Copy !req
408. This is what we...Copy !req
409. have been waiting for!Copy !req
410. Brilliant!Copy !req
411. I've finally found it!Copy !req
412. M-My dick!Copy !req
413. Panty!Copy !req
414. Grab Brief and run!Copy !req
415. Y-Yeah...Copy !req
416. We won't let that happen!Copy !req
417. Oh, why if it isn't the virgin angel
who can't have sex anymore...Copy !req
418. Dear sister, she'll catch cooties.Copy !req
419. Demon sisters...Copy !req
420. Take Hellsmonkey!Copy !req
421. Yes, sir!Copy !req
422. And with that, we bid you adieu!Copy !req
423. Panty!Copy !req
424. Geek Boy!Copy !req
425. Why?Copy !req
426. It's finished.Copy !req
427. Now begins our merciless assault!Copy !req
428. Powerless angels!Copy !req
429. You will suffer for your sins!Copy !req
430. Heaven, please sing for me a song of lifeCopy !req
431. Heaven, take me into your skiesCopy !req
432. There's no place here for me to hide my criesCopy !req
433. Night and day I'm missing you (ooh)Copy !req
434. We're so close (so close)Copy !req
435. And it's you that I believe in (I believe in)Copy !req
436. So close, but far away so far I can't touchCopy !req
437. I'll hold on 'cause it's you I love so dearlyCopy !req
438. When the rain, the storm and all is up,Copy !req
439. Caress me with your sweet lullaby.Copy !req