1. “…Of the Dead.”Copy !req
2. Hiroyuki ImaishiCopy !req
3. Hiroshi SekoCopy !req
4. Storyboards /Direction:
Ryuichi KimuraCopy !req
5. Animation Director:
Yusuke YoshigakiCopy !req
6. Is this just another day,
this God-forgotten place?Copy !req
7. First comes love,
then comes the undead.Copy !req
8. Looking back, just how many times
has humanity fought this same war?Copy !req
9. This is bad, Stockin'!Copy !req
10. Just board the doors!Copy !req
11. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
12. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
13. It doesn't work!Copy !req
14. That's what I've been telling you!Copy !req
15. Take this, you fucker!Copy !req
16. When will you get it? Did you leave
your brains at home or something?Copy !req
17. Shut up, bitch!Copy !req
18. What the hell are they, anyway?Copy !req
19. No one mentioned anything
about fucking ghost zombies!Copy !req
20. Plus our heavenly weapons are—Copy !req
21. What the fuck?Copy !req
22. Hey! We only fled here 'cause we heardCopy !req
23. some angels were made
honorary police chiefs for a day!Copy !req
24. Do something, dammit!Copy !req
25. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
26. Don't look at us!
Our weapons don't work on 'em!Copy !req
27. They bit me, you know! What are
you gonna do if I turn into a zombie?Copy !req
28. I bet these girls are impostors!Copy !req
29. It's weird that there
are only two angels!Copy !req
30. Impostors?Copy !req
31. Say what?Copy !req
32. What are you doing? Are you idiots?Copy !req
33. The zombies are gonna get in!Copy !req
34. You're not going anywhere! You haven't been cleared of being impostors!Copy !req
35. Move! All of you!Copy !req
36. Hey! Who just groped me?Copy !req
37. Angels!Copy !req
38. They're weak against fire.Copy !req
39. We can use this to get
to the parking lot.Copy !req
40. We'll go call for help!Copy !req
41. Not so fast!Copy !req
42. Garter! You had the runs, huh?Copy !req
43. Say something to these morons, will ya?Copy !req
44. I've heard that ancient
voodoo has a secret techniqueCopy !req
45. for turning ghosts into zombies.Copy !req
46. Angels' weapons have no
effect on zombies created this way.Copy !req
47. But don't fret. There is
a way to eradicate them.Copy !req
48. That method is…!Copy !req
49. Uh oh…Copy !req
50. All right! Here goes!Copy !req
51. Hold on! Stop!Copy !req
52. Onward!Copy !req
53. Owwie!Copy !req
54. Let's get outta here, honey!Copy !req
55. Fuck! This doesn't look good!Copy !req
56. We're finally honorary chiefs, but
we haven't even had any donuts yet!Copy !req
57. Their brains! Destroy their brains!Copy !req
58. That is the only way to defeat them!Copy !req
59. They're technically ghosts, though!
A bat won't stop them!Copy !req
60. There's gotta be a more
elegant and special way to kill 'em,Copy !req
61. like with holy water or silver
bullets or garlic or something!Copy !req
62. He's dead!Copy !req
63. You can't be serious!
They're normal ol' zombies then!Copy !req
64. That's so bland!Copy !req
65. When it comes to zombies, there's
no difference between humans, ghosts,Copy !req
66. or even you angels, for that matter!Copy !req
67. We're totally surrounded!
We're sitting ducks in here!Copy !req
68. I think there's a gun
shop across the street!Copy !req
69. All we need are some weapons!Copy !req
70. That's it!Copy !req
71. Panty.Copy !req
72. Okay!Copy !req
73. Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
74. Follow me! Follow me!Copy !req
75. Huh? Wait a minute…
This is a toy store!Copy !req
76. No, these are weapons too, in a sense…Copy !req
77. Are you out of your mind? You idiot!
You're the princess of Moronica!Copy !req
78. Say what, you pukey goth bitch?Copy !req
79. That's enough, you wenches!Copy !req
80. Huh?Copy !req
81. We're only in this mess 'cause
you made us be honorary police chiefs!Copy !req
82. Yeah! We never should've
come to this bumfuck town!Copy !req
83. I only bothered to come
because you insisted on it!Copy !req
84. This is what you fecal
angels get for getting excitedCopy !req
85. over being honorary
police chiefs for a day.Copy !req
86. You're absolutely right, Sister.Copy !req
87. Kneesocks. Could you
get the next zombies ready?Copy !req
88. Yes. Coming right up.Copy !req
89. Perfect!Copy !req
90. Your idea to purchase Zombie Liquid
from Publishers Cursing HouseCopy !req
91. and then transform ghosts
into zombies is utterly perfect!Copy !req
92. Oh, you're embarrassing me…!Copy !req
93. Your face is bright red, Kneesocks!Copy !req
94. Something's coming, everyone.Copy !req
95. “How are you this evening?”Copy !req
96. Man, this handwriting sucks.Copy !req
97. “The zombies are our own unique
creation. Enjoy them as you perish.Copy !req
98. Have a nice zombie night, dimwits.”Copy !req
99. Sounds like it's from
those retard sisters.Copy !req
100. They're so dead!Copy !req
101. Gimme that!Copy !req
102. Fucking son of a bitch!Copy !req
103. You motherfucker!Copy !req
104. Oh yeah, you fatherfucker!Copy !req
105. God dammit! You're fuckin' crazy!Copy !req
106. A-Angels are this tough?Copy !req
107. They're the real deal!
They really are Charlie's Angels!Copy !req
108. Repent!Copy !req
109. All right! It's do-or-die time!Copy !req
110. The plan is to head up
that hill and kill those two!Copy !req
111. Honey…Copy !req
112. Let's do it, men!Copy !req
113. Yeah!Copy !req
114. Blech. They're gross…Copy !req
115. This was your idea! Hurry up!Copy !req
116. No way! You go!Copy !req
117. All right. I'll act as a decoy.Copy !req
118. Huh? Who are you?Copy !req
119. I've been here this whole time!Copy !req
120. I've been here since Cut #19!
I even have dialogue!Copy !req
121. Really?Copy !req
122. Hey, is it just me, or is a
zombie chomping on your head?Copy !req
123. Someone about to turn into a
zombie would make a perfect decoy!Copy !req
124. You have nothing left
in this world anyway.Copy !req
125. Okay. Go get 'em.Copy !req
126. Hop to it.Copy !req
127. But only on one condition!Copy !req
128. Write my biography!
And then publish it!Copy !req
129. Huh?Copy !req
130. Leave the story of my stormy
life for posterity! Got it?Copy !req
131. Title it, “Farewell, Final Journey of
the Spirit Inside My Heart Inside Me!”Copy !req
132. Here's a summary
I made for my autobiography.Copy !req
133. Use it as reference material.Copy !req
134. Is it me, or is this taking forever?Copy !req
135. Just go already.Copy !req
136. Huh? But I can't!
I can't write a book!Copy !req
137. I can barely even read a comic book!Copy !req
138. Plus there's only three pages here…!Copy !req
139. Time for us to go, honey…Copy !req
140. I love my life…Copy !req
141. I love my du—Copy !req
142. …wife!Copy !req
143. Too late!Copy !req
144. We failed!Copy !req
145. We failed! We failed!Copy !req
146. Plan B! Plan B!Copy !req
147. What's Plan B? Buttocks?Copy !req
148. No, you lummox!Copy !req
149. You two go out the back
and get to the See Through!Copy !req
150. Then come back and get us!Copy !req
151. Okay!Copy !req
152. You can count on us!Copy !req
153. All right, you living corpses! Over here!Copy !req
154. Come have a taste of God's power!Copy !req
155. We can finally relax…Copy !req
156. I don't wanna go back there…Copy !req
157. Wanna ditch 'em and go home?Copy !req
158. Yeah. I need a shower…Copy !req
159. Oh, you're here too, Piggy?Copy !req
160. Fuck off…!Copy !req
161. They just keep coming, Reverend!Copy !req
162. Have a taste of my power, you zombies!Copy !req
163. R-Reverend…!Copy !req
164. The notebook! It's…!Copy !req
165. What's the matter, zombies?
Do you like this?Copy !req
166. Or how about this?Copy !req
167. You really seem to be
enjoying yourself, fuckin' afro!Copy !req
168. You're one sadistic fucker!Copy !req
169. We did it! We did it!Copy !req
170. Look, Kneesocks! Look!Copy !req
171. Overexcitement is bad
for your health, you know.Copy !req
172. You should always remain calm and—Copy !req
173. Just look!Copy !req
174. Zombie was a great success!Copy !req
175. Sister! Sister!Copy !req
176. So even your flesh is rotten now, huh?Copy !req
177. I gotta say, it actually
feels pretty liberating!Copy !req
178. Not bad at all!Copy !req
179. Will we ever turn back, though?Copy !req
180. I'm sure we will by morning.Copy !req
181. Those retards thought this up, after all.Copy !req
182. Never mind that!
I want sweets with raw meat!Copy !req
183. Here's raw meat!Copy !req
184. Hmph. Very well. I couldn't
ask for better opponents.Copy !req
185. Don't regret this
afterward, you wenches!Copy !req
186. It's morning and we
still ain't turned back…Copy !req
187. This isn't good.Copy !req
188. What do we do now?Copy !req
189. Well, whatever…Copy !req
190. One Angry GhostCopy !req
191. “One Angry Ghost.”Copy !req
192. Masahiko OtsukaCopy !req
193. Storyboards /Direction:
Daizen KomatsudaCopy !req
194. Animation Director:
Ikuo KuwanaCopy !req
195. Judgement Day!Copy !req
196. In the name of the law, criminals
meet the hammer of justice, here on…Copy !req
197. …Judgement Day!Copy !req
198. Standing trial tonight are two
beautiful sisters known by all!Copy !req
199. Will they be deemed modern-day
guardian angels of love?Copy !req
200. Or wicked fallen angels
who wear masks of lies?Copy !req
201. Okay! Let's bring them out!
Here are today's defendants!Copy !req
202. Anarchy Panty and Anarchy Stocking!Copy !req
203. How does it feel to take the
defendant's seat for the first time?Copy !req
204. Like bullshit.Copy !req
205. You stink, Four-eyed Chrome Dome!Copy !req
206. Anarchy Panty! Yeah!Copy !req
207. Thanks! I love you all!Copy !req
208. I see, I see! But your fans aren't
the only ones in attendance today!Copy !req
209. No more Panty! No more Stocking!Copy !req
210. It's that time, ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
211. Here's the hero who will
challenge our defendants!Copy !req
212. The suave prosecutor of justice who
has sent 99 criminals to their deathsCopy !req
213. and the superstar born
from this program: Tom Croose!Copy !req
214. I am filled with sadness…Copy !req
215. …for the truly gentle ghost
we all loved is no longer with us.Copy !req
216. Goodbye, Mr. Husband!Copy !req
217. I swear this to you!Copy !req
218. I will make those cold-blooded
fallen angels atone for their evil deed!Copy !req
219. Today, here, you will
regret what you've done! Yes!Copy !req
220. You will be the 100th to go to the
execution chair! You dumbheads!Copy !req
221. Now let me briefly summarize the incident in question!Copy !req
222. The victim, Mr. Husband Petter,
was a cheerful, gentle ghost,Copy !req
223. adored by his neighbors
almost like a pet.Copy !req
224. Mr. Husband became Daten City's
first honorary ghost citizen,Copy !req
225. married another pet ghost,
and built a happy home.Copy !req
226. But then, one week ago, at
approximately 10:00 pm on November 27th,Copy !req
227. Mr. Husband was
murdered in Central ParkCopy !req
228. while waiting to meet his wife,
Mrs. Wife Petter, for a dinner date.Copy !req
229. A truly tragic incident…Copy !req
230. So how exactly is that our fault?Copy !req
231. You have proof, I hope.Copy !req
232. But of course!Copy !req
233. Okay!Copy !req
234. It's time for the defendants to pick
the attorney who will decide their fate!Copy !req
235. Is this some sorta trick?Copy !req
236. This is a serious show.
We wouldn't lie to you.Copy !req
237. We are!Copy !req
238. Open the box!Copy !req
239. Huh? A monkey?Copy !req
240. Say hello to Abrams!Copy !req
241. With an IQ of 65, he's the
world's most intelligent monkey!Copy !req
242. Huh? But he's just a damn monkey!Copy !req
243. Hold on a minute…!Copy !req
244. Abrams here has passed the bar exam,
making him an official attorney!Copy !req
245. But he's a monkey!
How's he going to defend us?Copy !req
246. Never fear. I can speak perfectly… well.Copy !req
247. This machine… on my head…
converts my thoughts…Copy !req
248. …into human speech…Copy !req
249. Now, then! Let's move on
to the solemn deliberation!Copy !req
250. Come on out, Your Godliness! Our judge!Copy !req
251. This public court is now in sessionCopy !req
252. to assay the homicide of
Mr. Husband Petter!Copy !req
253. Tell me, Ms. Panty and Ms. Stocking…Copy !req
254. Where were you at 9:55 pm on the 27th,Copy !req
255. the approximate time of the crime?Copy !req
256. Beats me.Copy !req
257. I don't recall.Copy !req
258. Then have a look at this.Copy !req
259. This is a photograph of you speeding,
taken from a traffic camera.Copy !req
260. Oh! I remember this! That was
Bobson's new seasonal flavor!Copy !req
261. We bought some the day it
went on sale! It was super-yummy!Copy !req
262. Yes. And it was on November 27th,
the same day as the incident.Copy !req
263. This was five minutes before the incident.Copy !req
264. And you were only five minutes
by car from the murder scene!Copy !req
265. Was this just sheer coincidence?Copy !req
266. It was coincidence.Copy !req
267. Coincidence? Unbelievable!Copy !req
268. Tell me, Ms. Panty.Copy !req
269. What do you do when you come
across a (rampaging) ghost in the city?Copy !req
270. Shoot it, obviously.Copy !req
271. Shoot it?Copy !req
272. So you'll shoot a ghost on sight,
even if it hasn't done anything at all?Copy !req
273. Huh?Copy !req
274. Are you sure you didn't just
run across Mr. Husband that dayCopy !req
275. and shoot - shoot - shoot, kill -
kill - kill him just for being a ghost?Copy !req
276. I don't remember killing him…Copy !req
277. Let me ask you this!Copy !req
278. Do you remember the name of
every ghost you've ever executed?Copy !req
279. Th-Their names?Copy !req
280. How would we know
what ghosts are named?Copy !req
281. I see.Copy !req
282. If that's the case,
then it's understandableCopy !req
283. that you wouldn't remember
murdering Mr. Husband.Copy !req
284. Your Honor!Copy !req
285. I submit as evidence the weapon
the defendants normally carry.Copy !req
286. You mean these?Copy !req
287. Where did you get those?Copy !req
288. The defendants use such weapons
that resemble ordinary lingerieCopy !req
289. to slaughter any ghosts they come upon!Copy !req
290. H-Huh?Copy !req
291. Truly?Copy !req
292. Multiple witnesses state
that a gunshot was heardCopy !req
293. near the scene at
the time of the crime.Copy !req
294. And the weapon Ms. Panty uses
against ghosts happens to be a gun.Copy !req
295. Seeing is believing. Let's have the
defendant demonstrate it herself.Copy !req
296. Huh? Now? It's too much of a pain…Copy !req
297. Do you want to see it,
ladies and gentlemen?Copy !req
298. Yeah!Copy !req
299. Just hurry and do it.Copy !req
300. Fine…Copy !req
301. O, evil spirit born of those
lost between heaven and earth…Copy !req
302. Stop! What is the meaning of this?Copy !req
303. I will not allow you to make a
mockery of this sacred courtroom!Copy !req
304. Huh? But he told me to…!Copy !req
305. Restraints!Copy !req
306. Uptight old fart thinks he's so great…Copy !req
307. It's not as tight as I would've liked…Copy !req
308. Banana! Banana!Copy !req
309. Now, then! With that exciting build-up…Copy !req
310. …let's move on to today's climax!Copy !req
311. Testimony from the prosecution's witness!Copy !req
312. This final witness has graced
us with her presence today,Copy !req
313. despite the pure heartache of having
her beloved suddenly taken from her.Copy !req
314. I give you Mr. Husband's
wife, Mrs. Wife Petter!Copy !req
315. It's all my fault! If only I hadn't
been late for our date that night…!Copy !req
316. Ma'am. Do you have a message
for your husband up in Heaven?Copy !req
317. Come back, honey!Copy !req
318. Banana! Banana!Copy !req
319. Shoo! Shoo!Copy !req
320. Now, then! It's time for a verdict!Copy !req
321. Banana!Copy !req
322. Everyone in the audience,
and everyone watching at home!Copy !req
323. You're all members of the jury!Copy !req
324. Press the “guilty” or
”not guilty” button in front of you!Copy !req
325. The more “guilty” votes given,Copy !req
326. the more volts will surge
through their electric chairs!Copy !req
327. Now hit those buttons!Copy !req
328. Oh, my!Copy !req
329. Executions it is!Copy !req
330. Huh?Copy !req
331. So… good…Copy !req
332. Urgh. Not enough juice, huh?Copy !req
333. So close! Almost there!Copy !req
334. Ahh! It'll short out if
you keep this up, Sister!Copy !req
335. Plus, your voice…!Copy !req
336. Me? Your face is bright red!Copy !req
337. Oops, how careless of me!Copy !req
338. Yeah!Copy !req
339. That feels really good…!Copy !req
340. Banana! Ready to eat!Copy !req
341. Whoa! The monkey
got cooked to a crisp!Copy !req
342. Change! Change!
Next monkey lawyer, please!Copy !req
343. Objection!Copy !req
344. Your Honor! The prosecution's
claims are contradictory!Copy !req
345. What do you mean?Copy !req
346. Ms. Panty. What happens when
you shoot a ghost with your gun?Copy !req
347. It explodes.Copy !req
348. Into pieces.Copy !req
349. But have a look at
Mr. Husband's body!Copy !req
350. If the angels had attacked him,Copy !req
351. his body should have exploded,
leaving nothing behind!Copy !req
352. Hey, yeah, you're right…Copy !req
353. Then who killed him?Copy !req
354. The killer…Copy !req
355. …was you!Copy !req
356. The body was covered with
large, animal-like bite marks.Copy !req
357. Bite marks that most
likely match yours, Mrs. Wife.Copy !req
358. Your Honor! Please render a verdict!Copy !req
359. O-Objection!Copy !req
360. Overruled!Copy !req
361. Why me…?Copy !req
362. Ladies and gentlemen!
Make your decision!Copy !req
363. That's right! I killed him!Copy !req
364. Ghosts aren't supposed to be
spineless and submissive toward humans!Copy !req
365. That wuss deserved to
get ripped to shreds!Copy !req
366. I put up with my idiot husband and
you humans so I could live in safety…Copy !req
367. …but I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
368. That blabbermouth…!Copy !req
369. And you're the true masterminds
behind this, I presume.Copy !req
370. Oh! It's you two!Copy !req
371. Urgh! Looks like the
cat's out of the bag!Copy !req
372. After all our careful work
analyzing your activitiesCopy !req
373. to create the perfect
scheme to frame you!Copy !req
374. I never imagined a monkey
would see through it all!Copy !req
375. I dunno, you kinda
slacked off at the end there…Copy !req
376. What a killjoy.Copy !req
377. Let's go, Kneesocks.Copy !req
378. Yes, Sister.Copy !req
379. Toodle-oo!Copy !req
380. What were they hoping to do?Copy !req
381. You got me…Copy !req
382. Wh-What are you just
standing there for?Copy !req
383. Do something about that ghost at once!Copy !req
384. I thought vulgar acts were prohibited?Copy !req
385. I don't care how vulgar
or lewd you are!Copy !req
386. Just get rid of that ghost!
Pull down your panties!Copy !req
387. We have godly approval now.Copy !req
388. Shall we go all-out, then?Copy !req
389. It's gonna be televised, you know…Copy !req
390. Can they really air us?Copy !req
391. Just do it!Copy !req
392. Shatter into pieces and
return to heaven and earth!Copy !req
393. Repent!Copy !req
394. Carpenter!Copy !req
395. Yeah!Copy !req
396. Thanks for tuning in, everyone!Copy !req
397. I guess it's like,
“The truth is with us”?Copy !req
398. Justice always prevails!Copy !req
399. Banana yum.Copy !req