1. D.C. ConfidentialCopy !req
2. “D.C. Confidential.”Copy !req
3. Hiroshi SekoCopy !req
4. Hiroyuki ImaishiCopy !req
5. Junichi UematsuCopy !req
6. Hiromi WakabayashiCopy !req
7. Animation Director: Hirokazu KojimaCopy !req
8. Daten City, a town beloved by demons.Copy !req
9. Here there exists a long-lost
chaos, sealed away from all.Copy !req
10. However, that book
humans cling to says it best:Copy !req
11. “For nothing is covered
that will not be revealed…”Copy !req
12. The problem is in finding the only
key that can undo that detestable seal:Copy !req
13. one of the Hell's Monkey bloodline.Copy !req
14. I must locate one at once…Copy !req
15. Is something the matter, Mr. Mayor?Copy !req
16. My apologies. Please continue.Copy !req
17. Yes. We'll now continue with the
Second Half of 2010 Ghost Report.Copy !req
18. Ghost #36, a.k.a. Giant Brown.Copy !req
19. This was a metaphysical manifestation
of grudges held by plumbersCopy !req
20. who, crushed by tremendous
amounts of fecal matter stuck in drains,Copy !req
21. suffocated to death as the
waste clogged their own noses.Copy !req
22. This manifestation then proceeded
to possess all the feces in the city.Copy !req
23. Its hideous smell leaves attackers
helpless to do anything but vomit,Copy !req
24. making it a truly mighty ghost.Copy !req
25. However, as stated before,Copy !req
26. those depraved, hopelessly crude,
pathetically unintelligent,Copy !req
27. cesspool-bumpkin angel sisters
ultimately blasted it to pieces.Copy !req
28. Don't tell me you actually
had high hopes for feces…?Copy !req
29. No, Sir, of course not…Copy !req
30. Very well. Next.Copy !req
31. Yes, Sir. Ghost #37,
a.k.a. Crazy Crazy Cabbie.Copy !req
32. This ghost was the manifestation
of an almost prose-like grudgeCopy !req
33. of a taxi driver, who, in
his illusory pursuit of speed,Copy !req
34. drove off a cliff and died
after failing to turn a corner fully.Copy !req
35. Ultimately, this ghost was
blasted to pieces after running wild.Copy !req
36. In other words, it was severely
lacking in intelligence. Next.Copy !req
37. Ghost #38, a.k.a. Queen Bee.Copy !req
38. This ghost was the manifestation
of a female student's lust for power—Copy !req
39. a student who had once
reigned over the school as its queenCopy !req
40. until pet bees belonging to a geek
she oppressed stung and killed her.Copy !req
41. She plotted to conquer the school once moreCopy !req
42. until those trashy angels and a
geek named Brief put an end to herCopy !req
43. by blasting her to pieces.Copy !req
44. She had a clear lack of
restraint and tight restrictions!Copy !req
45. That was her downfall. Next!Copy !req
46. Ghost #39, a.k.a.
Bloody Hood and Gal Ghoul.Copy !req
47. This is the manifestation of grudgesCopy !req
48. of a prostitute and her pimp
who were killed and eaten by a wolfCopy !req
49. while they were having
sex during a picnic in the—Copy !req
50. Oh, that's good!Copy !req
51. Truly great… Yes…Copy !req
52. What's with the mayor, Kneesocks?Copy !req
53. I'm not sure. Perhaps he's found
those retarded angels' weakness?Copy !req
54. Ah!Copy !req
55. Okay! What's next?Copy !req
56. Right!Copy !req
57. Ghost #40, a.k.a. the Cowper.Copy !req
58. These are the manifestations of
the grudges and disappointmentCopy !req
59. of sperm that met an unreasonable endCopy !req
60. despite the crucial
destination, oath, and dutyCopy !req
61. that they were sworn
to see through to the end.Copy !req
62. As ghosts, they raided a pulp plant
but were ultimately blasted into pieces.Copy !req
63. Sperm will always be sperm.Copy !req
64. They can never hope
to outclass bitches. Next.Copy !req
65. Ghost #41, a.k.a. Hell Pound.Copy !req
66. This ghost is the amalgamation
of pure, unsullied grudgesCopy !req
67. of women who found hope in
the empty words of “diet, diet, diet,”Copy !req
68. only to end up ugly and fat instead.Copy !req
69. This ghost then opened a cake shopCopy !req
70. and even turned one of the lousy
angels into a hideous abominationCopy !req
71. before they blasted her to pieces.Copy !req
72. Sir? Any comments?Copy !req
73. Next.Copy !req
74. The mayor is in a foul mood,
Sister. Pull yourself together!Copy !req
75. Yes, I know!Copy !req
76. Next is Ghost #42,
a.k.a. Secret Speedo Star!Copy !req
77. This was the manifestation of the
grudge of a teenage lingerie fanaticCopy !req
78. who died when lightning
struck his bare penisCopy !req
79. after queen-like students stole his
underwear during the first Lingerie Run.Copy !req
80. By accident he managed to put
those excrement angels in a tight spot,Copy !req
81. but once again, thanks to
help from the boy known as Brief,Copy !req
82. that crude blonde blasted him to pieces!Copy !req
83. Ghost #43, Ugly Snot. This is
the manifestation of a man who—Copy !req
84. What a tragedy. Yet another
gaggle of no-good, worthless ghosts.Copy !req
85. At what point did our ghosts
—ghosts belonging to demons—Copy !req
86. sink into such mediocrity?Copy !req
87. Things were different
when I was young.Copy !req
88. Ghosts still kept the memory
of the primordial chaos alive.Copy !req
89. They were all tough, broadminded,
solid, and strong, silent types!Copy !req
90. But ghosts these days are
nothing but pathetic scatterbrains…Copy !req
91. Let's end this!Copy !req
92. By which you mean…?Copy !req
93. You don't honestly plan to
continue wasting my precious timeCopy !req
94. with these useless
reports of yours, do you?Copy !req
95. P-Perish the thought, Sir!Copy !req
96. Dealing with him is more exhausting
than those rancid angel cunts!Copy !req
97. Watch your mouth, Sister.Copy !req
98. Oh, I'm sorry. All that stiff
talk has loosened my tongue…Copy !req
99. Just like after giving a blowjob.Copy !req
100. It's too loose!Copy !req
101. Fastener! Bring a sofa and some wine!Copy !req
102. And some caviar,
blue cheese, and crackers.Copy !req
103. Oh, look! It's us!Copy !req
104. Just wonderful!
You're shining so brightly, Sister!Copy !req
105. Oh, if anything, your devilish radianceCopy !req
106. shines as intensely as
the dark sun of Hell!Copy !req
107. Ugh, that brat again.Copy !req
108. He must be an insane
freak for those insane angels.Copy !req
109. Fools only attract other fools.Copy !req
110. Still, I'm a little envious.Copy !req
111. Yes. Fools are always so happy-go-lucky.Copy !req
112. Whoops. I laughed so much
my tongue is really loose now.Copy !req
113. Oh, are you sure that's all?Copy !req
114. Ooh, stop that. You're drunk!
Your face is bright red!Copy !req
115. I was born this way.
If anything, I'd say yours is bright red.Copy !req
116. Oops, how careless of me…Copy !req
117. Oh, you're burning up, Sister.
Here, take your clothes off.Copy !req
118. You really don't like that?
After all those times…?Copy !req
119. Hey, want to try caviar?Copy !req
120. “Stay true to your curiosity.”
That's our rule…Copy !req
121. Oh, you're going to use it there?Copy !req
122. There's more!Copy !req
123. Here's an oozing ripe fig
from the Diablos Orchard!Copy !req
124. You're… You're going to
put it between my mounds?Copy !req
125. In that case, here's some
130% rich milk from a black goatCopy !req
126. presented as an
offering at Satan Fest—Copy !req
127. Rub it into every fold of my body…Copy !req
128. Be quiet!Copy !req
129. Caviar, milk, and figs…Copy !req
130. How free and uninhibited you are…Copy !req
131. Th-This is just our unique
spin on work evaluation…Copy !req
132. …a-and an elaborate simulation
relating to future developments…Copy !req
133. I forgot to ask one very important thing:Copy !req
134. what has your investigation into
the Hell's Monkey blood kin turned up?Copy !req
135. Hell's Monkey blood kin?Copy !req
136. W-We are currently investigating
that matter to our utmost ability…Copy !req
137. It isn't nice to lie, girls.Copy !req
138. You're so pale now
that your faces are white.Copy !req
139. Go reflect upon your ineptitude!Copy !req
140. Mr. Mayor! No!Copy !req
141. Anything but that!Copy !req
142. The ghosts and the Demon
Sisters are completely useless,Copy !req
143. and I have no clues concerning
Hell's Monkey whatsoever…Copy !req
144. I couldn't feel any more despair…Copy !req
145. Don't touch my butt hole!Copy !req
146. I guess this goes to show that
in despair there is always hope…Copy !req
147. panty briefCopy !req
148. “Panty and Brief.”Copy !req
149. Hiromi Wakabayashi Storyboards: Atsushi NishigoriCopy !req
150. Hiromi Wakabayashi Storyboards: Atsushi NishigoriCopy !req
151. Masahiko Otsuka Animation Director: Yusuke YoshigakiCopy !req
152. Masahiko Otsuka Animation Director: Yusuke YoshigakiCopy !req
153. Repent!Copy !req
154. Sure are a lot of ghosts today.Copy !req
155. Oh, well. More Heavens for us.Copy !req
156. Ooh!Copy !req
157. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
158. Panty! Quit slacking off
and help me kill ghosts!Copy !req
159. Ghosts? Get real, Stockin'.
I don't got time for that!Copy !req
160. I've been working on a secret
project ever since we came to Earth!Copy !req
161. Project?Copy !req
162. Yep! A huge one!Copy !req
163. I'm gonna sex a thousand hotties
on Earth before I go back to Heaven!Copy !req
164. Your brains have seriously rotted…Copy !req
165. Another big load of divine messages…Copy !req
166. Huh? Panty?Copy !req
167. Yeah! A big load!
Ooh, right there!Copy !req
168. Fuckin' bitch!Copy !req
169. Later!Copy !req
170. You're still at it?Copy !req
171. Congratulations, angels! You've
finally saved up enough Heaven Coins!Copy !req
172. With your mission on Earth
now complete, you are free to go.Copy !req
173. I'm certain you'll be
allowed back into Heaven now.Copy !req
174. Seriously?Copy !req
175. Looks like you're all set.Copy !req
176. Come kneel before the altar.Copy !req
177. So this is goodbye to earthly men, huh…?Copy !req
178. My big project just went up in smoke.Copy !req
179. You really are lame, you know that?Copy !req
180. You half-ass everything, whether
it's picking up men or killing ghosts!Copy !req
181. Can't you at least finish one thing—?Copy !req
182. I have bad news, Panty.Copy !req
183. Heaven is displeased with
your actions as a degenerate bitch!Copy !req
184. Therefore, you are ordered to
collect Heavens again as a make-up exam!Copy !req
185. Fuck!Copy !req
186. This pisses me off! What's wrong
with being a bitch, anyway?Copy !req
187. And why do you look so happy?Copy !req
188. Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
189. “Panty and Brief” is back
together again! It's like a dream!Copy !req
190. I can't wait to brag to
the other occult nerds—Copy !req
191. All right, Geek Boy!
The ghost-killing work's all yours!Copy !req
192. Huh? W-Wait! Panty!Copy !req
193. Don't you dare come back
without some Heaven Coins!Copy !req
194. H-Hold on…Copy !req
195. Yes! Oh! Ooh! Ah! Yes!Copy !req
196. That makes 999.Copy !req
197. Shit! I still need one more…Copy !req
198. Th-That was mean, Panty…Copy !req
199. Oh, Geek Boy! You get any Heavens?Copy !req
200. Of course not! I don't stand a
chance against ghosts all by myself!Copy !req
201. What? Don't give me excuses!Copy !req
202. Man, you're as useless as always!Copy !req
203. Huh? This is my fault?Copy !req
204. Hi, this is Brief.Copy !req
205. Huh? Attend a party?Copy !req
206. H-Hold on! I told you before!Copy !req
207. That's not my kind of thing,
plus I've never even met—Copy !req
208. Damn, just one more guy.
Who should I choose…?Copy !req
209. Wow! Look at all these hot guys!Copy !req
210. I can't believe a geek boy like
you gets invites to parties like this!Copy !req
211. You ain't so bad after all!Copy !req
212. Huh? Geek Boy?Copy !req
213. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
214. Panty here.Copy !req
215. Where are you?Copy !req
216. Uhh, out hunting for ghosts, of course…Copy !req
217. You lie! It's obvious you're
huntin' for guys to bang!Copy !req
218. Shit!Copy !req
219. Anyway, just listen, Panty.
I forgot to tell you something important.Copy !req
220. There was more to the
make-up exam mandate.Copy !req
221. There was?Copy !req
222. Yes. You're also…
forbidden to have sex!Copy !req
223. Fuck!Copy !req
224. Screw that, fuckin' afro! I just
need one more guy to reach my goal!Copy !req
225. The hell with your rules!Copy !req
226. You will obey the mandate!Copy !req
227. You're here?Copy !req
228. Fuck!Copy !req
229. Thank you for coming tonight to
the Rock Foundation's celebrity party!Copy !req
230. I realize this is sudden, but I would
like to use this opportunity todayCopy !req
231. to announce that the
daughter of my friend, the mayor,Copy !req
232. and my own beloved son,
Briefers Rock, are engaged to be married!Copy !req
233. Briefers! Where are you?Copy !req
234. What are you doing there?
Come up here and greet everyone!Copy !req
235. Sorry, Dad, but I can't
marry a girl I don't even like!Copy !req
236. C-Come again?Copy !req
237. I'm… I'm not your puppet anymore!Copy !req
238. Are you trying to disgrace me?Copy !req
239. I am! Besides, the
girl I want to marry…Copy !req
240. …is her!Copy !req
241. Huh?Copy !req
242. Non, non! This ruins everything!Copy !req
243. Sister! We'll have to change our plan!Copy !req
244. How horrible!Copy !req
245. I can't believe my fiancé's been
stolen by such an obviously crude bitch!Copy !req
246. Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!Copy !req
247. K-Knock it off!Copy !req
248. How dare a lowly human
like you cast me aside…!Copy !req
249. Sister! Your horns are showing!Copy !req
250. I've had enough!
This is taking too long!Copy !req
251. What are you doing here?Copy !req
252. Looks like our secret's out!Copy !req
253. Hindering our noble
plan is unforgivable!Copy !req
254. You're going to learn
that once and for all today!Copy !req
255. Perfect timing.
I'm already pissed off.Copy !req
256. Bring it on. I'll handle you
fuckin' demons all by myself!Copy !req
257. You don't even realize
the situation you're in…Copy !req
258. How utterly sad.Copy !req
259. Your neck's about
to gain a gaping hole.Copy !req
260. Come on! What's going on,
Backlace? Work, dammit!Copy !req
261. It couldn't be…!Copy !req
262. Damn it!Copy !req
263. Ridiculous. A mere angel doesn't
stand a chance against us demons.Copy !req
264. That truth has existed
since the dawn of creation!Copy !req
265. It is our unbreakable…Copy !req
266. …rule!Copy !req
267. Have fun in purgatory!Copy !req
268. Let go of her!Copy !req
269. You…Copy !req
270. Leave her alone!Copy !req
271. I-I can't see a thing, Sister…!Copy !req
272. Th-That hurts…Copy !req
273. I said that hurts!Copy !req
274. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
275. Sorry. It's just… you don't stand a
chance against them without Stocking!Copy !req
276. How do you know about Stockin'?Copy !req
277. Hold on. Why do you
keep talking like that, Panty?Copy !req
278. It's me, Brief!Copy !req
279. Wha…?Copy !req
280. G-Geek Boy…?
Wait— Huh? No way…Copy !req
281. I didn't need your help!Copy !req
282. B-But you would've
been a goner otherwise.Copy !req
283. I couldn't just let that happen…Copy !req
284. Now let's get out of
here before they catch up!Copy !req
285. Fuck!Copy !req
286. Work! Work, dammit!Copy !req
287. Damn! Not you too, See Through…Copy !req
288. We should be safe now…Copy !req
289. P-P-Panty?Copy !req
290. I must be out of my
mind or something…Copy !req
291. D-Don't worry, Panty!
I-I'll p-protect you!Copy !req
292. I've always l-l-loved you, after all!Copy !req
293. Ever since that day we met at—!Copy !req
294. Geek Boy… Let me see your face…Copy !req
295. Panty…Copy !req
296. I guess you can be my 1000th…Copy !req
297. Ouch!Copy !req
298. Huh?Copy !req
299. W-Wait! Let's try it a different way…!Copy !req
300. Why?Copy !req
301. Oww!Copy !req
302. Ouch!Copy !req
303. Oww!Copy !req
304. Oww, oww!Copy !req
305. Seriously, that hurts!Copy !req
306. Garter? What are you doing here?Copy !req
307. Just as I suspected. This is
the Virgin Revival Syndrome!Copy !req
308. Also known as Angel
Hymen Regeneration!Copy !req
309. Huh? Hymen?Copy !req
310. However, it is most
fortunate that it prevented youCopy !req
311. from having intercourse with Brief…Copy !req
312. Wonderful! I'd expect no
less from an angel you raised.Copy !req
313. How kind of her to unwittingly
help with the boy's awakening…Copy !req
314. Corset!Copy !req
315. It's been a long time, Garterbelt.Copy !req
316. We haven't met since “then,” have we?Copy !req
317. Huh? What are you
doing here, Mr. Mayor?Copy !req
318. Ah, here we are.Copy !req
319. The kiss of an angel has
awoken the Hell's Monkey blood kin!Copy !req
320. For so long…Copy !req
321. …we have waited for this!Copy !req
322. Superb! At last, we've found it!Copy !req
323. M-My penis…!Copy !req
324. Panty! Get Brief out of here!Copy !req
325. O-Okay!Copy !req
326. Not okay!Copy !req
327. Oh, if it isn't the virgin angel
who can't even have sex properly!Copy !req
328. That's gross, Sister.Copy !req
329. Demon Sisters!Copy !req
330. Take the Hell's Monkey away!Copy !req
331. Yes, Sir!Copy !req
332. Well, toodle-oo!Copy !req
333. Panty!Copy !req
334. Geek Boy!Copy !req
335. Wh-Why…?Copy !req
336. You're through.
Our merciless attack begins now!Copy !req
337. Powerless angel! May you
writhe in pain from your own mistake!Copy !req