1. “Once Upon a Time in Garterbelt.”Copy !req
2. Hiromi WakabayashiCopy !req
3. Storyboards /Direction /
Animation Director:
You YoshinariCopy !req
4. Lies hide—and expose—everything.Copy !req
5. All lies spoken in this world also
act as keys to the doors of truth.Copy !req
6. But what of doors that don't open?Copy !req
7. Can a key of lies open them,
or is the key itself a lie?Copy !req
8. You idiots!Copy !req
9. You lie-spewing angels!Copy !req
10. Don't you realize you're
supposed to be emissaries of God?Copy !req
11. Man, he gets pissed off so easily.Copy !req
12. Seriously. All this anger's going
to send him to an early grave.Copy !req
13. Silence! Worry more about
yourselves than how long I live!Copy !req
14. Listen!Copy !req
15. While you've been busy slacking
off and giving me false reports,Copy !req
16. ghosts have been running wild!Copy !req
17. The people are shrieking in agony!
The city is truly a living hell!Copy !req
18. You've forgotten your dutyCopy !req
19. because you're so wrapped up
in your own lousy “pleasure”!Copy !req
20. Hey! What was that?Copy !req
21. A holy implement used during prayer.Copy !req
22. You sure? It looked pretty iffy to me…Copy !req
23. Wait, Panty!Copy !req
24. This could be our chance
to get Garter off our backs!Copy !req
25. How so?Copy !req
26. Just watch.Copy !req
27. A hidden room, huh…Copy !req
28. He commits perverted
acts down here! I just know it!Copy !req
29. He'll have to quit nagging us all
the time if we catch him red-handed!Copy !req
30. Let's check it out!Copy !req
31. How long do these stairs go?Copy !req
32. I'm sick of this!
It's filthy, dark, and damp in here!Copy !req
33. Oww! You stepped on my foot!Copy !req
34. Not my fault! I can't see a thing!Copy !req
35. Shit! He could at
least have some lights!Copy !req
36. Oww!Copy !req
37. What the hell, you slut?Copy !req
38. Hey, look.Copy !req
39. What is this place?Copy !req
40. Goddamn!Copy !req
41. Man, talk about a dull attraction.Copy !req
42. Almost put me to sleep.
Wasn't hardcore enough.Copy !req
43. Uhh, Panty…Copy !req
44. Ouch!Copy !req
45. Fuck off!Copy !req
46. Looks like it's a dead-end here.Copy !req
47. I don't see that fuckin' afro anywhere.Copy !req
48. Maybe he's hiding somewhere. Let's look.Copy !req
49. I dunno, I don't think
we're gonna find anything.Copy !req
50. Panty! Over here!Copy !req
51. What?Copy !req
52. Check this out!Copy !req
53. This the holy book of Pervertism?Copy !req
54. Hey, wait… I think it's Garter's diary!Copy !req
55. What? Lemme see!Copy !req
56. If this is his diary, I bet his
darkest secrets are in here!Copy !req
57. Yes! This is all we need…Copy !req
58. …to get some dirt on him!Copy !req
59. Let's see here…Copy !req
60. It all began long ago.Copy !req
61. The city I grew up in was
the world's garbage dump.Copy !req
62. We asked you a question!
What's your name?Copy !req
63. Garterbelt…Copy !req
64. You an activist?Copy !req
65. I'm scum, just like you.Copy !req
66. Huh? This is Garter?Copy !req
67. He seems way different
than he is now…Copy !req
68. Well, let's just keep reading.Copy !req
69. I performed every
terrible deed under the sun.Copy !req
70. I fought and extorted…Copy !req
71. Murdered and pimped…Copy !req
72. Drug-dealing came
as natural as breathing.Copy !req
73. Money was everything in this city.Copy !req
74. As long as I had money,
I could do anything I wanted.Copy !req
75. W-Wait! It's only because
of me you've made it this far!Copy !req
76. No one keeps me tied down.Copy !req
77. I clawed my way to the top, until
I was the king of this garbage dump.Copy !req
78. Money, women, power…
It was all mine.Copy !req
79. Once I had attained everything…Copy !req
80. And thus I lost it all.Copy !req
81. Whoa! He died!Copy !req
82. I agree, it's a little too fast-paced.Copy !req
83. That's not what I'm talking about.Copy !req
84. Hang on. Let's keep reading.Copy !req
85. Where… am I?Copy !req
86. Get real. Hell is where I'm headed.Copy !req
87. You want me to be a missionary?Copy !req
88. Screw that. I don't
take orders from no one.Copy !req
89. All right, listen up, you faggot!Copy !req
90. No one keeps me tied down!
I won't repent or atone for nothin'!Copy !req
91. I'll tear your limp dick off with
my asshole, you sorry sack of shit!Copy !req
92. Damn! Now I'm pissed off!Copy !req
93. Oh, if only it had been
Hell I was sent to.Copy !req
94. But the ordeal given to
me was far, far crueler…Copy !req
95. I went on to witness many more things…Copy !req
96. Prosperity, downfall, creation,
destruction, life and death…Copy !req
97. …as my curse continued
to restrain and torment me.Copy !req
98. Eventually, though,
I had a revelation:Copy !req
99. that it is within this
suffering that true joy exists.Copy !req
100. This concludes Part One of “My Mission as Garter.”Copy !req
101. Thank you for listening so attentively.Copy !req
102. Please use the exit on the west side—Copy !req
103. We must've fallen asleep…Copy !req
104. What were we doing here again?Copy !req
105. I forget.Copy !req
106. What's that, Stockin'?Copy !req
107. I don't remember…Copy !req
108. Well, whatever!Copy !req
109. Let's go.Copy !req
110. Yeah.Copy !req
111. What a waste of time. I'm gonna
have some sweets then hit the hay.Copy !req
112. I'm gonna find some guys.Copy !req
113. Yeesh. About time they left…Copy !req
114. They almost found me.Copy !req
115. I can't let them see
this S&M—err, sacred ritual.Copy !req
116. For bondage is a private
matter meant for self-discipline.Copy !req
117. You're late, Chuck.Copy !req
118. Well, no matter.
Let us begin tonight's ritual.Copy !req
119. Nothing to RoomCopy !req
120. Hiroshi SekoCopy !req
121. Tadashi HiramatsuCopy !req
122. Direction /
Animation Director:
Shoko NishigakiCopy !req
123. “Nothing to Room.”Copy !req
124. So, how far did you go yesterdayCopy !req
125. with Wang Johnson
and his bent rod anyway?Copy !req
126. Made out with him
in bed for ten minutes.Copy !req
127. I don't wanna seem “easy.”Copy !req
128. Holy shit! Are you insane?Copy !req
129. Like your worn-out guy's any better.Copy !req
130. Now shut up, will you?Copy !req
131. C'mon, Stockin'.
Don't get mad. I was just askin'.Copy !req
132. I regret it too, just so you know.Copy !req
133. Uh huh.Copy !req
134. What's taking so long
anyway? What time is it?Copy !req
135. Check yourself.Copy !req
136. What the hell?
It's been five hours now!Copy !req
137. That fuckin' afro… Is he
trying to starve us to death?Copy !req
138. Hey, Garter! Fuckin' hurry up, man!Copy !req
139. Pick up the pace, dammit!Copy !req
140. Shut the fuck up, bitches!
Just shut up and wait!Copy !req
141. That asshole!Copy !req
142. He said, “I'll get lunch ready,”
but it's almost time for dinner now!Copy !req
143. He was holed up in the kitchen
yesterday too, when we went clubbing.Copy !req
144. He even installed a fucking door!Copy !req
145. Plus he stuck a note on it in shitty
writing saying, “No angels allowed!”Copy !req
146. So did something happen?Copy !req
147. I guess he finally lost his marbles?Copy !req
148. Oh! Is it ready?Copy !req
149. Fuck! I'm hungry as hell now!Copy !req
150. Hey, gimme those!Copy !req
151. Quit acting all bossy.Copy !req
152. Here. But don't go grabbing 20 at once.Copy !req
153. Cheap-ass goth bitch!Copy !req
154. There's no warning
against reaching in all the way.Copy !req
155. We could sue 'em for buttloads of money.Copy !req
156. Okay! Don't let go of it!Copy !req
157. So close… It's coming…Copy !req
158. It's coming!Copy !req
159. Oh my god!Copy !req
160. I'm calling about your Hop Whip
White Baumkuchen cakes I saw on TV…Copy !req
161. You said if we order within ten
minutes we get an extra dozen for free!Copy !req
162. So if I order two dozen,
I'll get four total?Copy !req
163. Yes, that's my order!Copy !req
164. Aha!Copy !req
165. Actually, could you make it three?Copy !req
166. Yep. The church, like always.Copy !req
167. Hey, I know how we
can get back to Heaven!Copy !req
168. This is the earth! This room
is outer space! All of it is!Copy !req
169. What are you talking about?Copy !req
170. So let's say we make a big pole
in space, a super-duper long one.Copy !req
171. Then we stick it onto the earth like so.Copy !req
172. Here.Copy !req
173. Here's you.Copy !req
174. So you're like, “Oh, what's this pole?”
so you start walking up it.Copy !req
175. You're like, “What's up here?”
while you go higher and higher, until…Copy !req
176. Tadah! Guess where you are!Copy !req
177. Huh?Copy !req
178. I'm asking where you ended up!Copy !req
179. At the top of the pole?Copy !req
180. Oh, geez. This room
is space! The universe!Copy !req
181. Awesome, huh? Huh?Copy !req
182. We just gotta stick a pole in the
ground and go up it to get into space!Copy !req
183. I think you're ignoring lots of stuff…
but, yeah, I see what you mean.Copy !req
184. So what's your point?Copy !req
185. Come on, use your
head for once, Stockin'.Copy !req
186. Basically, we can get back into
Heaven if we make a long enough pole!Copy !req
187. What, you wanna go back to Heaven?Copy !req
188. Hey, we done with this?Copy !req
189. What, you don't wanna go back?Copy !req
190. It's just like, “Whatever.”Copy !req
191. The sweets here are tasty, and even
you think the men are pretty good.Copy !req
192. Actually, they're kinda
crappier in quality lately.Copy !req
193. Take that guy from the club yesterday…Copy !req
194. His looks were okay, but
he was dumb as a doornail.Copy !req
195. All he could say were dirty jokes.Copy !req
196. “Your handgun's nice,
but my bazooka's better!”Copy !req
197. Lame shit like that.Copy !req
198. Then he'd guffaw like
a horse, all by himself.Copy !req
199. He was either born stupid
or just lost it at some point.Copy !req
200. I don't mind idiots, but
I can't stand brain-dead perverts.Copy !req
201. Depends on the type of pervert.Copy !req
202. Oh, and he called me
”Mom” while we were doin' it.Copy !req
203. Talk about an instant turn-off.Copy !req
204. So you still screwed him anyway.Copy !req
205. Yeah, just to be sure.Copy !req
206. I'm feeling sad now.
Hunger makes me sad.Copy !req
207. Makes me wanna curse everything.Copy !req
208. Oh, man. I feel so sad.
I'd rather die than feel this way!Copy !req
209. You're eating those, though!Copy !req
210. These aren't filling at all!Copy !req
211. It's like using a
watering can in the desert!Copy !req
212. Eating this just fucks up
my hunger pains even more!Copy !req
213. So don't be a know-it-all!Copy !req
214. What are you so pissy about?
You've gone crazy or somethin'.Copy !req
215. You eat fuckin' way too
many sweets, you know that?Copy !req
216. Sweets make girls irritable.
They said so on TV!Copy !req
217. You have no idea how starving
I am or how low I'm feeling now!Copy !req
218. You have no imagination whatsoever!Copy !req
219. You're dumber than a rat!
An ant! No, an amoeba!Copy !req
220. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
221. Well I'm so hungry
I'd give up two days of sexCopy !req
222. for a fresh-cooked hot dog right now!Copy !req
223. That's it. Let's go eat somewhere…Copy !req
224. Forget it. Too much work.Copy !req
225. Are you serious?Copy !req
226. Fuckin' afro! Can't you
cook any goddamn faster?Copy !req
227. Say something, dammit!Copy !req
228. I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
229. Stockin'. Wanna order pizza?Copy !req
230. I could eat 300 dozen puddings!Copy !req
231. I could eat an entire planet!Copy !req
232. All your pizzas!Copy !req
233. Jumbo sushi!Copy !req
234. Fuckin' 10-pound cheeseburger!Copy !req
235. Super-sweet jumbo curry!Copy !req
236. Pepper steak! Double-cooked pork!Copy !req
237. Ten roast chickens!Copy !req
238. Oh, man… I made so many
calls I can't hear straight…Copy !req
239. After we're done, let's go
clubbin' again and fuck everything!Copy !req
240. Fuck that guy!
Fuck this guy! Fuck those guys!Copy !req
241. We'll fuck everything in sight!Copy !req
242. Okay! Sounds good!
Tonight's a fuckin' big fuck-fest!Copy !req
243. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
That's more like it!Copy !req
244. Damn, I'm happy as hell now!Copy !req
245. Finally! About damn time!Copy !req
246. Which is it? Pizza?
Burgers? Chinese?Copy !req
247. It's Judy Mandy chocolate
mousses or Beach Puff fruit cakes!Copy !req
248. You?Copy !req
249. We didn't order any geeks!Copy !req
250. Huh? Wh-Wh-Where's the party?Copy !req
251. Huh? What party?Copy !req
252. G-G-Garter said there was
going to be a lunch party…Copy !req
253. That's news to us.Copy !req
254. You're pretty late for a so-called
lunch party, don't you think?Copy !req
255. A-Actually, I thought I'd
bring some music to the party,Copy !req
256. but it took me forever to choose a CD.Copy !req
257. I wound up going with
Factory's “Number Nine.”Copy !req
258. It's good Sunday music.Copy !req
259. Factory Divisions, huh?Copy !req
260. You mean Factory Division?Copy !req
261. That's what I said.Copy !req
262. You said “Factory Divisions.”
There's no “s” at the end.Copy !req
263. Also, “Number Nine” is by Factory Order—Copy !req
264. Correction, Stockin'.Copy !req
265. Remember that bit about
brain-dead perverts being annoying?Copy !req
266. Add geeks to that list too.Copy !req
267. I completely agree.Copy !req
268. What are you talking about?Copy !req
269. Nothing. Just small talk.Copy !req
270. Oh… Okay.Copy !req
271. Oh, D.C.! You watch D.C. 90212 too?Copy !req
272. It's great, huh? I especially
like John's character!Copy !req
273. I dunno who that is.Copy !req
274. Oh, right. There are a
lot of characters and all…Copy !req
275. Whatcha got there, Chuck?
What flavor is it?Copy !req
276. C'mon, Chuck!Copy !req
277. What's this? What's happened so far?Copy !req
278. This asshole dumped Sally.Copy !req
279. Seriously? What a dumb-ass!Copy !req
280. She had it coming, though. She was
seeing two other guys on the side.Copy !req
281. Yeah, she is a bitch, I guess.Copy !req
282. Are you guys idiots?
Sally's awesome!Copy !req
283. Don't be silly!
Dating three guys isn't right!Copy !req
284. Right, Stocking?Copy !req
285. Say, didn't you mention
a lunch party earlier?Copy !req
286. Yeah, Garter sent me an
invitation e-mail yesterday.Copy !req
287. I don't know the details, though.Copy !req
288. Who gives a damn about that?Copy !req
289. Oh, but Garter did say the other day
while he was complaining about youCopy !req
290. that he wanted to show you
some kindness for all your hard work.Copy !req
291. Huh? Afro did?Copy !req
292. What's he up to now?Copy !req
293. Hey, I wonder if it's meant as,
”Good job, your work's finally done…”Copy !req
294. Hi! I'm from Damned Pizza!Copy !req
295. I'm from Chicken Chicks!Copy !req
296. Hi! I'm from Beach Puff!Copy !req
297. Mandarin Chinese here!Copy !req
298. Hiya! I'm from Sushi Royale!Copy !req
299. Poor Garter…Copy !req
300. Shut up. You don't get to complain.
You showed up only just now!Copy !req
301. We waited nine and a
half hours! Nine and a half!Copy !req
302. We've been starving for
fuckin' nine and a half hours!Copy !req
303. Nine and half hours is nothing;Copy !req
304. Garter's been working on this
since last night, all for you two.Copy !req
305. You don't care at all?Copy !req
306. Fine, we'll wait! Happy?Copy !req
307. Fuck!Copy !req
308. Sorry for the wait, everyone.Copy !req
309. Looks like the party is already ready…Copy !req
310. Uhh, well, you were
taking so long that we, uhh…Copy !req
311. Besides, we had no idea
today's party was, you know…Copy !req
312. Oh, how rude of me. I forgot to
mention what the party was for.Copy !req
313. The truth is…Copy !req
314. No, that's okay! We know!Copy !req
315. Let's just get this party started!Copy !req
316. The truth is, my afro was chosen
as the “World's Most Beautiful Afro”!Copy !req
317. The Association of Afro Brothers
notified me about it yesterday.Copy !req
318. All my daily efforts improving
it have won acknowledgement!Copy !req
319. Huh?Copy !req
320. Wow! I didn't know there was
an Association of Afro Brothers…!Copy !req
321. I don't blame you for being surprised;Copy !req
322. I'm the most surprised
of us all, after all!Copy !req
323. Oh no. I taste-tested so much
my stomach's ready to burst.Copy !req
324. I'm sleepy, too.
So… goodnight everyone.Copy !req
325. I forgot to mention—don't you
dare leave a single crumb uneaten!Copy !req
326. All food is God's grace!
You're not to waste any of it!Copy !req
327. Is that clear, you filthy wenches?Copy !req
328. Actually, the name “Factory” comes
from a big industrial area in the UK,Copy !req
329. and since it's divided
into multiple sectionsCopy !req
330. “Divisions” does make
more sense than “Division”…Copy !req
331. Ahh, now I gotta know for sure!Copy !req
332. Yo! Lara Flynn Burger here!Copy !req
333. I got an Extreme Hungry Set for a Ms. Panty!Copy !req
334. I'm with Miss Innocent Freight!Copy !req
335. I have six dozen Hop Whip White
Baumkuchen cakes for a Ms. Stocking!Copy !req
336. I have to go check now! Goodnight!Copy !req
337. If I see another fuckin'
pizza I'm gonna drop dead…Copy !req
338. Don't mention pizza…Copy !req
339. Ugh, this is torture.
I'd rather die than feel this way…Copy !req
340. So, wait, you seriously don't
wanna go back to Heaven?Copy !req
341. I never said “seriously.”Copy !req
342. When are we gonna get
enough Heavens anyway?Copy !req
343. Beats me. Sometime
eventually, I guess.Copy !req
344. If we don't, let's make
a big pole to get there…Copy !req
345. I was thinking—Copy !req
346. I bet we could take the See Through
up the pole if we make it flatter.Copy !req
347. Oh, that's good thinkin'!Copy !req
348. Thank the sugar.Copy !req
349. So, what about clubbing?Copy !req
350. I dunno. It's Sunday.
I bet they're empty.Copy !req
351. Yeah, good point.Copy !req
352. So, how far did you go yesterdayCopy !req
353. with Wang Johnson
and his bent rod anyway?Copy !req