1. Wh-What's going on?!Copy !req
2. Oww!Copy !req
3. Good morning, Panty.Copy !req
4. Later!Copy !req
5. Thanks for your business...Copy !req
6. Good morning, Stocking.Copy !req
7. My... My morning sweets...Copy !req
8. We have been blessed with
another heavenly mandate hint today!Copy !req
9. That hint...Copy !req
10. ...is this!Copy !req
11. Mysterious incidents in which
people are devoured by toiletsCopy !req
12. have been on the rise
in this neighborhood lately.Copy !req
13. Defecation is when humans are
their most off-guard and vulnerable.Copy !req
14. Preying on that weakness is
a truly despicable and cruel act!Copy !req
15. This can only be the work of a ghost!Copy !req
16. Men with morning wood
ain't half bad, you know!Copy !req
17. You'll jump on anything, won't you?Copy !req
18. It's awesome! Triple axel spins,
first thing in the morning!Copy !req
19. Sugar is what I prefer.Copy !req
20. - Don't you ever crave protein?
- It depends.Copy !req
21. It's good for you! Right, Garter?Copy !req
22. How should I know?!Copy !req
23. Now listen up!Copy !req
24. If you want to make the grade,Copy !req
25. the only option you vulgar, degenerate,
and pathetic angel outcasts haveCopy !req
26. is to exterminate no-good ghosts on
Earth and collect their Heaven Coins!Copy !req
27. You are not here to collect men or sugar!Copy !req
28. Is that clear?! Is that clear?!Copy !req
29. Yeah, we know.Copy !req
30. Oh, all right. Let's do it!Copy !req
31. Stockin'.Copy !req
32. Panty.Copy !req
33. Let's do this!Copy !req
34. Yahoo!Copy !req
35. Punch it! Go, See Through! Go!Copy !req
36. Yeah!Copy !req
37. Oh, my! It flows so smoothly now!Copy !req
38. Oh, you're so skillful!Copy !req
39. Thank you for your business.
I'll stop by again to do a checkup.Copy !req
40. How upstanding for a man your age!
Won't you come in for some tea?Copy !req
41. I'd love to have my valves checked too—!Copy !req
42. Bingo!Copy !req
43. - Found 'em!
- A toilet and a young guy.Copy !req
44. - It's you, huh?
- It's him, huh?Copy !req
45. So this guy's the ghost, huh?!Copy !req
46. Feel lucky, punk?! Well, do you?!Copy !req
47. That's a good question...Copy !req
48. Oww! Oww! Oww!Copy !req
49. - Oh. It's not him.
- Guess not.Copy !req
50. Please, stop... That hurts...Copy !req
51. Have I done something wrong?Copy !req
52. Oh, you're actually kinda hot.Copy !req
53. Yes! Isn't he just cute?Copy !req
54. - Hold on to these.
- 'Kay.Copy !req
55. Oh! Yes!Copy !req
56. - Well, he's feeling lucky now.
- He was the wrong guy, though.Copy !req
57. Nope, he was the jackpot of the day!Copy !req
58. I don't get your hobby at all.Copy !req
59. Right back at you.
Don't go lumping us together.Copy !req
60. Enough, you bitches!
Can't you even do a single job right?!Copy !req
61. Urgh! Whatever! Let's just eat!Copy !req
62. That hit the spot!Copy !req
63. Your curry's the best, Garter!Copy !req
64. My curry's great! It's pitch black!Copy !req
65. Dessert! What'll we have for dessert?!Copy !req
66. Cacao? Cocoa? Chocolate?
Black beans? Black syrup?Copy !req
67. I don't give a damn.Copy !req
68. I'm using the can.Copy !req
69. Don't let the toilet eat you!Copy !req
70. Get real!Copy !req
71. Dessert should be mint
chocolate cake from the Plop Shop.Copy !req
72. I could eat 500 a day and
still never get sick of 'em!Copy !req
73. - Damn, they're annoying...
- Are you listening, Chuck?!Copy !req
74. Know what else?
They make your tongue turn blue!Copy !req
75. Hey! Stockin'! Stockin'!Copy !req
76. Stockin'!Copy !req
77. Shut up, Panty! Can't you
even be quiet in the bathroom?!Copy !req
78. Urgh! Serves you right!Copy !req
79. You can shit your guts out for all I care!Copy !req
80. Yuck!Copy !req
81. All right... Now I understand...Copy !req
82. - What do you understand?
- What's this pile of curry?Copy !req
83. Pee-yew!Copy !req
84. Now I understand it all...Copy !req
85. You understand what?!Copy !req
86. Pee-yew!Copy !req
87. Whoa, what's that?!Copy !req
88. A fucking big chocolate ice cream?!Copy !req
89. Ooh, yummy!Copy !req
90. - Freeze!
- Move and we'll shoot!Copy !req
91. Stinky...Copy !req
92. What the hell?! We don't stand a chance!Copy !req
93. Oh, Reverend! What in the world is this?!Copy !req
94. This is the work of an evil spirit... a ghost!Copy !req
95. The grudge of all the plumbing
repairmen who've suffocated and diedCopy !req
96. from the stench of shit-clogged
toilets has given rise to an evil spiritCopy !req
97. that has used all the fecal matter
in the city to achieve physical form!Copy !req
98. - No way!
- Pee-yew!Copy !req
99. So what do we do?!Copy !req
100. There is nothing we
humans can do to stop it!Copy !req
101. Is praying to God our only hope now...?Copy !req
102. God isn't here, but some angels are!Copy !req
103. Show them! Panty! Stocking!Copy !req
104. Huh? You mean that walking pile of crap...Copy !req
105. ...and that goth chick who
seriously needs a haircut...?!Copy !req
106. Let's do it, Stockin'.Copy !req
107. I'm not fond of this smell, you know.Copy !req
108. Fine. Once we're through,
I'll buy you mint chocolate cakesCopy !req
109. from the Plop Shop for ten days!Copy !req
110. Seriously?! You'll stand in line every day?Copy !req
111. That's nothin' if you'll help
make it pay for covering me in shit!Copy !req
112. Deal.Copy !req
113. O, evil spirit born of those
lost between heaven and earth...Copy !req
114. May the thunder from the garments
of these holy, tender-skinned maidensCopy !req
115. shatter your foulness, impurity,
and stagnation into piecesCopy !req
116. and return you to heaven and earth!Copy !req
117. Repent!Copy !req
118. Shit!Copy !req
119. Yahoo!Copy !req
120. Well done, you two!Copy !req
121. One Heaven? That's it?Copy !req
122. Even so, you are one step closer!Copy !req
123. "The evil spirit is gone! Gone!"Copy !req
124. So signals this bell!Copy !req
125. All over...Copy !req
126. Now keep your promise and
buy me dessert. I know what I want.Copy !req
127. Okay, okay. I already have my dessert here.Copy !req
128. You really are an angel!Copy !req
129. Punishment awaits back home.Copy !req
130. - Oh, what kind? Bondage?
- I'd get no enjoyment from that.Copy !req
131. I'm gonna be busy!
Please don't bother me!Copy !req
132. Shit!Copy !req
133. "Death Race 2010."Copy !req
134. Urgh! Come on! That was too quick!Copy !req
135. It ain't about speed, you know!Copy !req
136. Man... You're one wild angel...
You get my motor running...Copy !req
137. And this is how many times
you've squirted! I'm only at two!Copy !req
138. You're more like a devil than an angel...Copy !req
139. Pathetic. Go screw a motorcycle,
you over-the-hill rocker.Copy !req
140. Today's a big disappointment, that's for sure.Copy !req
141. Whoa, this is somethin'...Copy !req
142. Things are going crazy!Copy !req
143. An unmanned sports car is running
wild in the middle of Daten City!Copy !req
144. It's faster than you, I bet!Copy !req
145. Hey, now! Nothing can outrace my bike!Copy !req
146. Huh? Stockin'?Copy !req
147. ...reports that the empty
sports car is actually a ghost!Copy !req
148. - Panty here.
- Where are you?Copy !req
149. I'm, uhh, visiting the
elderly at a nursing home...Copy !req
150. You're at the Immoral Motel, aren't you?!Copy !req
151. Shit!Copy !req
152. Sorry, got another call!Copy !req
153. Panty! Are you watching TV?!Copy !req
154. Nope.Copy !req
155. You're sleeping with
another guy, aren't you?!Copy !req
156. I'm chasing a ghost—!Copy !req
157. Urgh! All right, fine! I need
more revving up anyway!Copy !req
158. You're headin' out?
Nothing's as fast as my ride!Copy !req
159. Speed isn't enough.
Gotta have technique, too.Copy !req
160. I'm borrowing this.Copy !req
161. Outta my way! Outta my way!
I'll run over anyone who tries to stop me!Copy !req
162. No one can catch me!Copy !req
163. Such arrogance!
Such disregard for traffic laws!Copy !req
164. A bloodbath of a race is
unfolding before our eyes!Copy !req
165. The streets of Daten City are
saturated with sprays of blood!Copy !req
166. You're not getting away!Copy !req
167. You wanna take me on, kitten?Copy !req
168. You're on!Copy !req
169. Oh! I like these boots!Copy !req
170. Bingo!Copy !req
171. One of your salespeople talked
me into buying this yesterday,Copy !req
172. but it actually looks terrible on me!
I demand to be compensated!Copy !req
173. One of your salespeople talked
me into buying this yesterday,Copy !req
174. but it actually looks terrible on me—!Copy !req
175. Yes!Copy !req
176. C'mon! You'll have to do better than that!Copy !req
177. Hi! I'm Panty!Copy !req
178. Where are you going in such a hurry?Copy !req
179. Who cares where I'm headed, bitch!Copy !req
180. Going fast is all I give a damn about!Copy !req
181. Ah, I feel ya. I know what
it's like to wanna reach climax.Copy !req
182. It's about time, Panty!
You got sidetracked, didn't you?!Copy !req
183. Huh? You're friends?!Copy !req
184. Okay, okay. You're always
in such a rush, Stockin'.Copy !req
185. All right, bitch angel!Copy !req
186. - Serves you right for being late!
- Ahh! My Backlace is gone!Copy !req
187. What is this?!Copy !req
188. Ah! That's my gun! I mean, my panties!Copy !req
189. Crap! I can't see for shit!
I feel so much speed!Copy !req
190. - That dumbass is dead!
- Finally feel up to it, huh?Copy !req
191. - Move over!
- Whoa...!Copy !req
192. Go, See Through! Go!Copy !req
193. Our own Anarchy Panty and
Anarchy Stocking have joined upCopy !req
194. and are hell-bent on catching the ghost!Copy !req
195. What's this?! A swarm
of police cars from behind!Copy !req
196. It's as if all the police stations
in the area have been mobilized!Copy !req
197. Hey, now! Don't be swipin' my prey!Copy !req
198. No effect!Copy !req
199. Hyaaa!Copy !req
200. Oww...Copy !req
201. Oh? Trying to barricade me, are ya?Copy !req
202. Fucking idiots! Morons! Dumbasses!Copy !req
203. I dare you assholes to stop me!Copy !req
204. Shit!Copy !req
205. He lived so much in the fast
lane that he died an early death.Copy !req
206. Repent!Copy !req
207. Hold on! Let me get my panties first.Copy !req
208. - Oops.
- I'll teach 'em to crush me!Copy !req
209. This is your fault. What now?Copy !req
210. Yeah, yeah. Just promise
you won't slice up my panties.Copy !req
211. It's payback time, you scumbag pigs!Copy !req
212. Damn, I'm heavy as hell!
What's with this body?!Copy !req
213. Not so fast!Copy !req
214. I'll lighten your load for ya!Copy !req
215. Whoa...!Copy !req
216. Roll film! Roll film!Copy !req
217. No effect!Copy !req
218. Oww! Oww!Copy !req
219. Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww!Copy !req
220. Oww! Oww!Copy !req
221. Oww!Copy !req
222. Pee-yew! This is why I hate gunpowder...Copy !req
223. What's the deal? You're givin' up quick too!Copy !req
224. What?Copy !req
225. You're challenging a speed [BLEEP]
like me to a game of chicken?!Copy !req
226. You've got some real balls, kitten!Copy !req
227. Let go! Let go, you dumbass train guy!Copy !req
228. Fuckin' kid! Try to sneak on
again and you'll have hell to—!Copy !req
229. I-I lucked out!Copy !req
230. Now let's get his coins and go home.Copy !req
231. You didn't cut my panties, I hope!
They were expensive, you know!Copy !req
232. Don't look at me.Copy !req
233. Say, where's the bell? It isn't ringing.Copy !req
234. You're right...Copy !req
235. Not done yet! I'm just gettin' started!Copy !req
236. Round 3?Copy !req
237. A triple-dipper, huh?
Now this I can get into!Copy !req
238. I was sure I got him, too...Copy !req
239. Guess we just need Backlace to finish him!Copy !req
240. Hey! Get me up to him and
I'll give you a flash of my panties!Copy !req
241. H-huh? Your panties?Copy !req
242. Just go!Copy !req
243. We can't air this!Copy !req
244. Screw that! This is going on live! Fly up to it!Copy !req
245. I'm falling behind!Copy !req
246. Fuck, yes...!Copy !req
247. I-I-I'm climaxing!Copy !req
248. Yes! Yes! This speed is the greatest!Copy !req
249. I made it without hitting
the brakes even once!Copy !req
250. The pedal's been to
the metal the whole time!Copy !req
251. Chuck. I just now realized something.Copy !req
252. With men, it's not about quantity or speed.Copy !req
253. It's about how stretchy they are!Copy !req
254. Here goes!Copy !req
255. What the hell?!Copy !req
256. Eat my dust, three-pump chump!Copy !req
257. C-Crap!Copy !req
258. It's been fun. But...Copy !req
259. ...it's time to repent!Copy !req
260. Th-Thank you!Copy !req
261. - Get the coins?
- Three Heavens.Copy !req
262. Talk about cheap...Copy !req
263. You sure enjoyed yourself, though.Copy !req
264. Yeah, but screw speed.
Technique's where it's at.Copy !req
265. Well...Copy !req
266. I'm never wearing these again.Copy !req