Ozzy and Jack's World Detour 3x5

1. - I've spent the last 50 years, I think, being away from home.

2. Homesickness and missing your loved ones

3. is a part of the job.

4. You never really get used to it.

5. Hello, my boy. Rockums. Rocky!

6. I'm really missing my dog Rocky.

7. Rocky boy!

8. I love him so much.

9. Look at him, lying on his back.

10. There's my boy.

11. He's such a cool boy.

12. Bye-bye, Rockums, love you!

13. My name's Jack Osbourne, world adventurer,

14. thrill-seeker, and adrenaline junkie.

15. Wow.

16. - And this is my dad, Ozzy, heavy metal god...

17. - Are you ready?

18. - Prince of Darkness and loving grandfather.

19. Growing up, my dad was away from home a lot touring,

20. and we missed hanging out.

21. So now we've decided to hit the road together

22. and make up for lost time, taking in all the beauty—

23. - Wow. - And the bizarre

24. that America has to offer.

25. And my sister Kelly is coming along for the ride.

26. - Keep going. Stop, stop, stop! - Stop, stop!

27. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

28. - I just hit a cactus.

29. - It's about to get interesting.

30. - All aboard!

31. - Welcome to "Ozzy & Jack's World Detour."

32. - Let's rock and roll.

33. - So we are in Missouri.

34. Kelly is starting to kinda

35. get into the whole planning fun things.

36. She has demanded to be more involved in what we do.

37. I don't know what she has planned,

38. but she says it's going to be fun

39. and that ultimately she's got some kind of plan up her sleeve,

40. which I don't really know what it is.

41. She just says, "Oh, I've got a fun surprise."

42. So I'm curious to see what is a fun surprise from Kelly.

43. Hello?

44. - Hi, Dad.

45. - Wow. This room is sweet.

46. - I like that hat.

47. - Do you think I look like Diane Keaton?

48. - Now that you mention it... I didn't.

49. But since you mentioned it... - Ha ha!

50. - Who said you looked like Diane Keaton?

51. - Me. - No, but like—

52. It's the only thing I see now.

53. Every outfit, every look to me is Diane Keaton.

54. - Actually, yep, that's pretty spot-on.

55. - Good morning, kids.

56. - Anyhow...

57. - So first stop, we are going to a farm.

58. - What the? - And we will be

59. milking cows, and then guess what?

60. Making our own ice cream!

61. - I'm deaf. Are you deaf?

62. What's she got a microphone going for?

63. - Are you excited about making your own ice cream?

64. - No. - You're a liar.

65. - I'm excited to eat my own ice cream.

66. - It's—actually, one of my favorite things about you

67. is how much you love ice cream. - I love it.

68. - Guess where it is. - Where?

69. - Osborn, Missouri.

70. - Oh, really? - How about you relocate?

71. - What? - No!

72. - You could become the mayor of Osborn, Missouri.

73. - I have? - No, you could. "I have."

74. - You pair...

75. - Yeah, so last night you ran for mayor, and you won,

76. in your sleep.

77. What would be your first decree as mayor of Osbourne?

78. - I'd ban you pair of.

79. - Hi, baby, rough night?

80. - Andy puked on you twice?

81. - Yeah. Ugh!

82. - Sorry, Jack. - It's all right.

83. - Another one's coming. - Awesome. Oh,

84. - I'm so—there's two more. - Oh,

85. All right, I'm gonna get off

86. 'cause I feel like I'm gonna puke.

87. - Sorry. Whoa!

88. - Oh,

89. - This road is awful. I'm really sorry.

90. - I've gotta say Kelly's driving was good

91. until she nearly flipped the— the camper.

92. I was, like—felt like the thing was about to flip over.

93. So she, like, hit the curb, and it literally went up

94. on two wheels. - Wow.

95. Oh,

96. - I wonder if they have, you know,

97. the fat-free yogurt or—

98. - I don't think we're going to a fat-free place.

99. - Do you know what cheese curds are?

100. - No. Is it like cottage cheese?

101. - Kind of, similar.

102. - Do you know what a curd is? - Turd?

103. - A curd. - What's a curd?

104. A curd's, like...

105. Curd.

106. - Are we here? - I think we are, yeah.

107. - Ooh, Shatto Milk, at its finest.

108. I want ice cream!

109. Ice cream! - This is so cool.

110. - Yeah, it's cool. Ice cream.

111. "Fresh milk inside."

112. - Hey, welcome! - Hello. Hi.

113. - I'm Barb Shatto. Nice to meet you.

114. - So lovely to meet you.

115. Thank you so much for organizing this for us.

116. - This is my son Matt. I'd like to introduce you to him.

117. - Hey. How's it going, Matt? - Jack, nice to meet you.

118. - I'm Ozzy. - Ozzy, it's a pleasure.

119. - Lovely to meet you. - Welcome to our family farm.

120. - Thank you. This is awesome. - Yeah.

121. - How long has the farm been here?

122. - Well, actually, it's a 100-year-old century farm.

123. - Wow. - Oh, wow.

124. - And the dairy's been here about 70 years, 75 years.

125. - It's the fresh part of the cheese-making process.

126. So whenever we make cheese, before you put it

127. into an aging cave for three months or longer,

128. we actually just sell it fresh.

129. And it squeaks—it's kinda known for squeaking

130. whenever you eat it if it's truly fresh,

131. because there's air particles still in the cheese.

132. - If you guys would like to,

133. we'd love to take you up to milk a cow yourself.

134. - Sure, let's do it.

135. - So this is one of our cows.

136. - Hi, cow.

137. - Here are some calves that are just a couple weeks old.

138. - Aw! - They're right here. And so...

139. - Aw! - These little fellas—

140. I'll get one up so you guys can pet him.

141. - Hello!

142. - Would you guys like to bottle-feed the calves?

143. - Yes! - Sure.

144. - There's one for you. - Wow, that's a big bottle.

145. - One for you and one for Ozzy. - Thank you.

146. - All right, ladies, turn around here.

147. - Bend over, Jack.

148. - They've got some goodies for you.

149. - I promise I'll never eat your cousins again.

150. - Yeah. - Calves.

151. - We're gonna...

152. Oh! - I know.

153. Did you see how much those cows pissed?

154. - It's a stronger stream than my shower.

155. - They just, like...

156. - So hopefully you enjoyed those guys, and if you'd like to,

157. we can go over here and milk a cow, if you'd like.

158. - Sure. Like by hand? - By hand.

159. - This is gonna get weird.

160. - Look at that—first try. - He's already getting hits.

161. Look at that! A seasoned pro!

162. Dad, where'd you learn to do that?

163. - In prison!

164. - It looks like you're an old pro.

165. - Oh, I'm a jack of all trades.

166. - I just didn't think that you were gonna just walk up

167. and just be, like, oh, you know, do this all the time,

168. milking a cow.

169. - Well, I'm a man of many mysteries.

170. You were all excited. You're like, "Hey, I milked a cow!"

171. - Go on, Kel.

172. - Go on, Kel.

173. - Oh, it feels weird.

174. - Squeeze at the top and pull it down.

175. - I can't do it. - Yes, you can.

176. - Oh, my God, Dad.

177. - Oh, there you go!

178. - You got it. Now you just gotta milk out 5 gallons.

179. - That's terrific.

180. - I don't wanna do it anymore. - Why?

181. - It feels like a dick.

182. - It's like a chapped, soft dick.

183. awful.

184. - All right, we're gonna go make some ice cream, folks.

185. - Yeah, let it rip. Wow, that's it?

186. - Oh, cool. - Looks so fluffy.

187. Can he just put his mouth under that?

188. - Let's grab some here. - He's not messing around.

189. - It's unbelievable.

190. - Wow.

191. - I am Ice Cream Man.

192. - It's the one luxury that hasn't been taken.

193. They took my drugs, my alcohol, my cigarettes,

194. but you ain't gonna get my ice cream.

195. Ice cream kid, I am.

196. - That's really the ease of it.

197. And then what we do is we take it over

198. and we put it in our filling machine.

199. And again, we're pretty small-scale here,

200. so everything that we do is by hand.

201. Just a very simple process, and Debbie is gonna go ahead

202. and put some in this little hopper that we use.

203. You guys are more than welcome to see how exactly—

204. - Fill 'em up? - Yeah, absolutely.

205. - Just hit the gas? - Hit the gas.

206. Pretty simple.

207. - Pro. So, Dad, just— they'll open it up,

208. and you put your mouth under it, and just let it rip.

209. - It comes out at a pint at a time, though, so...

210. - Oh, that's really good. What's that?

211. - Just some ice cream.

212. - Are you—are you seriously getting that thing of ice cream?

213. - Yeah. - How—

214. - Both: Where are we gonna put it?

215. - In my belly. - I've never known anybody

216. that likes ice cream more than you, Dad.

217. - Yeah. - I like a little bit

218. of ice cream from time to time. - A little bit?

219. You'd eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if you could.

220. - I know.

221. Bye! - Bye-bye!

222. - You've got to be kidding me.

223. - Can I taste that one?

224. That's the only one I didn't taste.

225. - I wanna try some.

226. Oh, my God, that is good.

227. - Here we go.

228. Wow!

229. - Holy,

230. that's the best strawberry ice cream I've ever had.

231. I've got to get a picture, and we'll send it to Mum.

232. We're go♪♪♪ blow - So far, so good with Shatto Farms, Kel.

233. - Why, thank you.

234. - Ya done good, kid, ya done good.

235. - Did you like it, Dad? - Yeah, it was great.

236. One of the best things we've done.

237. - Does this mean I can pick more of the places we go?

238. [high-pitched voice] "Yes, Kelly."

239. Oh, thanks, guys. - I can't really hear, Kel.

240. - Does this mean I get to pick more of the places we go now?

241. - It means you've done good.

242. Oh!

243. - That is so unfair.

244. - This ice cream is great, Kel.

245. - Look how small their only grocery store is.

246. This town is so cute, and there's another graveyard.

247. A lot of people must die here.

248. - Dad, you're gonna get sick.

249. You're gonna get the.

250. How much of that have you eaten?

251. Dad, you've literally eaten a gallon of ice cream.

252. - Oh. Oh, it's great.

253. - I don't know how you didn't throw up

254. after you ate all that ice cream.

255. - If I didn't have ice cream in my life,

256. I think I'd end it all.

257. I'm gonna have another go at that. I don't know.

258. - No! Leave it alone. You're gonna get sick.

259. - Oh.

260. [beep, beep] I'm addicted to it.

261. - Dad, you've gotta stop eating that.

262. - Stop eating it. - I can't.

263. hell.

264. I'm definitely hitting the gym tonight.

265. It was a bit excessive— a gallon.

266. - Dad, you had, like, 2 gallons.

267. - It was 4 gallons!

268. I could have eaten eight of them.

269. - Dad, you're making me feel like I wanna throw up.

270. - Yeah.

271. - So yesterday, Kelly planned out the whole day,

272. start to finish, and she drove. Loved Shatto Farms.

273. So today is my day, and so I have opted to do

274. something a little more... explosive.

275. We're gonna be going

276. to the Missouri University of Science and Technology,

277. their explosives school.

278. This is where they teach guys how to blow up buildings

279. that need to get demolished, or this is where you go to learn

280. about using explosives to mine.

281. I was a pyro growing up. I loved to blow things up.

282. I still kinda do.

283. Like, I'm lucky I still have all my, like, fingers.

284. But anyhow, because Dad is getting homesick,

285. and he's very much missing Rocky,

286. I have set something up at the American Kennel Club.

287. This is gonna play into my favor.

288. I feel like my surprise for him

289. is gonna definitely outdo Kelly's.

290. It'll have a lasting effect.

291. So, uh... all hail Rocky.

292. - Morning, Dad. - Hi, Kel.

293. - How you doing? - All right.

294. - Jack's not feeling well this morning.

295. - What's up, people? How we doing?

296. - So you're not well, Jack? - Fighting a cold.

297. - Robert, did you get me sick? - Yes.

298. - Is it because we've brought you back into the fold?

299. - Yes. - As punishment? Hold Robert.

300. No.

301. - Yeah, see, told you!

302. You got that Robert out, being funny.

303. - Now let's see— why could Robert be angry?

304. - Well... - Well, maybe it's because you

305. buried him on a beach in Hawaii?

306. - Good, he's gone.

307. - You wanna know something weird, though?

308. You know the beach that you buried him on?

309. - Yeah?

310. - There was a shark attack at that beach last week.

311. - I know. Someone losing a limb, or...

312. - Yeah, a guy lost his leg. You put him in a microwave.

313. You ain't gonna haunt anybody anymore.

314. - You kicked him across a parking lot in Alaska.

315. - thing!

316. Well, he deserves it.

317. I keep shooting, killing, stabbing, burying him...

318. But he still keeps turning up.

319. - Robert the doll never dies. His spirit continues on.

320. - Come on, let's get going.

321. - All right. Here he is.

322. - Oh, this.

323. - We got everything?

324. 'Cause when we leave, we don't come back.

325. - I haven't got this curse again.

326. Where we going now, Jack? - We are going

327. to the Missouri University of Science and Technology.

328. - It's bad news, Jack.

329. - Robert is my copilot, all right?

330. - Robert's your copilot?

331. Kelly, get in the driver's seat.

332. - You don't care about my needs.

333. - I do. You don't care about your old man.

334. I'm nearly 70, and my heart can't take the pressure.

335. - The pressure.

336. Dad, you're gonna love explosion school

337. because we are gonna get to blow things up.

338. This is where they teach people about mining.

339. - Mining? - Yeah, so you've got—

340. - What the do I wanna know about mining for?

341. - Well, because it's a thing—

342. like, we still need to mine stuff, right?

343. - Yeah, but what's... ?

344. - Well, because this is where they qualify people

345. on how to handle explosives when they're mining.

346. - Okay, okay, now I understand.

347. - We're gonna blow some up. All right, people.

348. - I love you, Polly. You need to stay here.

349. - Okay.

350. - I'll blow some up.

351. Yes. You're finally done, Robert.

352. - All right, people, let's go blow some up.

353. - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

354. - Hi, I'm Kelly. Nice to meet you.

355. - Catherine. Nice to meet you. - I'm Ozzy.

356. - Are you—you English?

357. - I am English, yeah. - Where you from?

358. - Cornwall.

359. - So what is it that they teach at this university

360. in regards to mining and explosives?

361. - We kind of have all spectrums.

362. So we have our undergrad B. S. degree.

363. They have to go through all their basic engineering.

364. They then do a lot of geology classes,

365. and then four pyro classes.

366. All hands-on, then they get to go out

367. and have a pyro license at the end, so pretty cool.

368. - So you're a doctor?

369. - I am a doctor, a doctor of explosives, actually.

370. - Doctor of explosives. - It's awesome.

371. - I think it's the coolest doctor out there, actually.

372. - I agree, I agree. - Yeah, I love it.

373. - I'm so excited that we get to blow stuff up today.

374. Every day that we blow stuff up is a good one.

375. - Do you know how to build bombs and stuff like that?

376. - I try not to say things like that on camera and stuff.

377. Let's head out and— head out and do that.

378. - Okay. Lead—lead the way. - Yeah, very cool.

379. - We're gonna blow stuff up!

380. - We're gonna wander around here.

381. I've got hardhats for you guys.

382. Then we're gonna go underground,

383. and we can check out our...

384. - Fun! - Yeah.

385. - Hardhat—safety first. - Gimme that.

386. - Here you go. Fashionable for everybody.

387. - Okay, hold on, let me do this. - Oh.

388. - Here you go.

389. - Yes, he should. - I'm deaf.

390. - Yeah, but it can make it worse.

391. Whoa, that's legitimately the mine.

392. - That's legit the mine. We're walking straight in.

393. But we're gonna use—we've got some cast boosters

394. we're gonna shoot underground right now.

395. We're actually gonna set 'em off in the air

396. and feel how the—the walls and the reflections

397. of that shock are gonna intensify the—

398. the effects of the blast underground here.

399. So let's go underground.

400. I've actually got one of my students.

401. They've set up this test around the corner.

402. They've done this a lot of times, so—

403. - Okay. - We should be all right.

404. Who's gonna be the lucky one setting this one off?

405. - I think we should make Kelly.

406. - Kelly? I've heard that you're the one

407. that wants to do all of the—

408. - Oh, I'm a— I'm a giant pyro, so—

409. - All right. - Ooh, look at that thing!

410. So we've got all this set up. You wanna test it out?

411. - Is it hooked up to anything? - No, it's definitely not.

412. - Okay. Kel, you're gonna blow up the first one.

413. - Why? - 'Cause I wanna blow up

414. the second one 'cause it's bigger.

415. - Okay.

416. - You see that green hanging right there?

417. - Oh, yeah. - It's TNT.

418. - So how much explosives will we be using today?

419. - It's more than a stick of dynamite.

420. You'll feel it.

421. - Shall we go? - Yep, let's do this.

422. - I think we're ready.

423. Now we're ready.

424. You've gotta shout "fire in the hole" three times.

425. - Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!

426. Fire in the hole!

427. - Ooh, I'm excited. I'm gonna hide behind Kelly.

428. Right, Kelly. - Why are you hiding behind me?

429. - 3, 2, 1. So count down before you plunge.

430. So a really loud... - Okay.

431. - 3, 2, 1.

432. - 3, 2, 1!

433. [e- Whoa! n] [lau- God.

434. - Oh, my God.

435. - Oh, my God. - Oh!

436. - And the bang went, and then the pressure come out.

437. - It was like someone turning on, like...

438. - Yeah.

439. What the—I wasn't expecting it.

440. - Holy!

441. - Why did you stand behind me when the explosion went off?

442. - No, I didn't. I may have been—

443. - They have this on footage, Jack.

444. - Whoa!

445. - Equal rights. - No.

446. I don't think I've screamed that loud in a very long time.

447. Well, I actually want you to meet someone else.

448. This is another one of our faculty, Dr. Worsey.

449. - He's set up a couple of things out here for you.

450. - Hi, Doc. - Ozzy, it's good to meet you.

451. - So what we got here?

452. - We've got Ozzy's name in detonating cord.

453. We've got a phantom camera behind us.

454. - What do you guys normally use the high-speed camera for?

455. - What I do for the research is look at shockwave propagation

456. and reflections off buildings and walls

457. and how they all interact.

458. - And we're not gonna set any trees on fire?

459. - No, that's the plan.

460. It's much better in winter than the summer, so...

461. - Shall we— shall we blow some stuff up?

462. - Yeah, yeah.

463. - So we have det cord and what else?

464. Oh, ether, okay. - Yeah.

465. - It's gonna be like a fuel airburst kinda thing?

466. - Oh, yeah. - Mm-hmm.

467. - All right. You ready? Do your job!

468. - Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!

469. Fire in the hole!

470. - I'm not into this.

471. - Explosion school was amazing.

472. - I didn't love explosion school by any means.

473. Like, I could have done without that.

474. - Hey, look, we started a fire.

475. - Yeah, I'm gonna go put that out.

476. - Yeah. - All right.

477. - Do you use a fire extinguisher?

478. - Yeah, my foot. - Oh.

479. - When the "Ozzy" came up, it was so awesome.

480. - That's so cool.

481. - They're bad. - You know what? My body—

482. I can do what the I want with it. Yeah.

483. - You're so unfair.

484. - But this—you're so rude. - Still going.

485. - Can I ask you a favor? - Sure.

486. - Is there any way we can blow him up?

487. - Any preference on how? - To bits.

488. - Bit of TNT? Bit of dynamite? - Oh, wow. Everything.

489. - I'm pretty sure we can make something happen.

490. - Thank you.

491. - Lisa's gonna kill you.

492. I'm gonna tell her you're being mean to me.

493. Lisa and I are like this. - Wait. What's happening?

494. What are you doing? Is this, like—

495. Are you doing, like, some, like, pyro around him?

496. - No, it's a water bomb. - You ready for this?

497. - Yeah, I'm ready for it. - Yeah?

498. - I've buried him, I've thrown him out of hotel windows,

499. but he still won't go. See, I'm right. He is haunted.

500. - All right, you know the drill now, so—

501. - Is he really going—is—no,

502. he's not blowing Robert up, is he?

503. - Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!

504. Fire in the hole!

505. Ha ha ha ha! Goodbye, Robert!

506. Robert, no!

507. - It's time to let go, Jack.

508. - Robert! Why? He disintegrated.

509. Thought I was gonna find a head and an arm.

510. I literally just found his legs.

511. - Well, I told you all I'd win in the end.

512. He's gone! Ha ha ha ha ha!

513. Well, I thought I'd blow him into a thousand pieces.

514. It's gonna take some reconstructive surgery

515. to put him back together again.

516. - Don't you feel a little bit bad for doing that?

517. - No.

518. - He did nothing! It's baby lion.

519. Where's his head?

520. - Why do you wanna find his head?

521. - Because I'm piecing him back together.

522. - No, you're not. - Why wouldn't I?

523. - The curse is lifted. - Can we go now?

524. - I really am curious where his head went.

525. - Who cares? Let's go. - Up his butt.

526. Today was one of the best days I've had of the whole deal.

527. - How come? - The explosions.

528. - It wasn't 'cause you just annihilated Robert?

529. - No.

530. - I just don't understand why you had to do that to Robert.

531. - I thought I'd give him some of his own medicine.

532. Bad. He—he's gone now, never to return.

533. - Well, if we do go to Florida

534. and I happen to come across a Robert,

535. I would consider getting another Robert.

536. - Oh. Well, I would consider getting another bomb.

537. - You're just mean.

538. I'm not mean.

539. I'm happy.

540. - I know, and I bet you this road isn't helping.

541. At least the snow isn't setting.

542. - It probably rained too much for it to set.

543. - Yeah. Are you ready for the dog museum or the—

544. Sorry, the Museum of the Dog?

545. - Polly is very excited for the Museum of the Dog.

546. - I keep imagining they got stuffed ones

547. in like a glass case or something.

548. - It wouldn't surprise me.

549. What if it turns out it's just a pet store?

550. - I'll still go in.

551. - I wonder if they have, like, the history of dogs in here,

552. like how it came from wolf to household pets.

553. - They must.

554. - Ow!

555. Look at that—dog museum.

556. We have arrived.

557. - Let's go.

558. - Oh, wait, I gotta get my wallet so I can pay.

559. - Whoa! - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

560. - It's elderly abuse! - Shut up!

561. How funny.

562. What are you gonna do if they tell you no dogs allowed?

563. Please, dogs first.

564. - Hello. - Welcome to the dog museum.

565. - Hi—Polly!

566. - Hi. Oh, hello, what's your little darling's name?

567. - Her name is Polly. It's okay that she's in here, right?

568. - Polly—oh, of course. - Thank you.

569. - We always welcome the dogs.

570. - I loved the Museum of the Dog.

571. I love anything to do with dogs.

572. [high-pitched voice] Because dogs are my favorite things,

573. and Polly, or any of them.

574. - She keeps looking at statues of dogs and...

575. - Let her go sniff it.

576. You can put her— I think if there's anywhere

577. you can put a dog down, it's here.

578. - Shh, shh, shh, it's not real.

579. - Let her sniff its butt.

580. - Oh, she's scared. - Enjoy!

581. - Hey, I'll meet you guys up there.

582. I just left my phone in the car. I'll be right back.

583. - Ozzy and Kelly: Okay. - I'll see you up there.

584. - What the is this?

585. nuts.

586. - Do you know where Steven and Lisa are?

587. - I think they're right down the hallway here.

588. - Okay, awesome, thank you. - Mm-hmm. You're welcome.

589. - Is this, like, famous artists' rendition of—of dogs?

590. 'Cause I don't, like, I don't get it.

591. I don't get it.

592. - Jack. - Hey.

593. - I'm Steve. - Hey, Steve, nice to meet you.

594. - Nice to meet you.

595. - That's a statue, Polly. Calm down.

596. - I'm excited. - I know.

597. He has—he has no idea.

598. What is it? Oh, my God.

599. - Oh, my—he is going to freak.

600. - There's really—there's some really cool stuff downstairs.

601. - Like, it's just, like... - It's an art gallery of dogs.

602. But there's—there's cool stuff downstairs.

603. - Are any of them famous artists?

604. Yeah. Susan.

605. You need to step up your doghouse game.

606. - No way that's a doghouse. - That's really cool, that is.

607. - Look, it's an old dog chariot—a child's dog cart.

608. - They put a child in it, and then a dog would pull it.

609. - Doghouse. Don't touch. Got something I wanna show you.

610. - Go on.

611. - Hold on. Can I get a drum roll?

612. Oh, my goodness.

613. That's—where'd that come from? - Look at Rocky! Look at Rocky!

614. - That's unbelievable. Who did—who painted that?

615. - This woman named Lisa Ober.

616. - That is unbelievable. Look at Rocky!

617. - You jealous, Kelly? - Polly is.

618. - You wanna know the cool thing about this?

619. - What? - It's being hung here.

620. - Is it really?

621. - They're gonna hang it here in the museum.

622. - Did you do the reveal?

623. - We did the reveal? - We did the reveal.

624. - You did the reveal! - It's amazing.

625. - You painted it? - I did.

626. - That's one of the best portraits of me I've ever seen.

627. - Oh, my gosh, you made my... - It really is.

628. - You made my year, thank you.

629. - You got Rocky so well. It's incredible.

630. - I'm gonna send it to Mum. She's gonna freak.

631. - Her first thing, she'll go, "Can we buy it?"

632. - That is so cool. I love it! Can we have it?

633. - So they're gonna—

634. - What did I say? What did I say?

635. - So they're gonna hang it here at the gallery for a while,

636. and then—and then we get— then we can get it.

637. - Oh, guys, I want it now!

638. - I can't thank you enough. - High five.

639. - The portrait of me in the—

640. and Rocky is unbelievable.

641. That was great. Thank you very much for setting that up, Jack.

642. - You're very welcome.

643. - I know exactly where that's gonna go

644. when it comes to my house. - Where you gonna put it?

645. - Over the—so I wake up to it every morning.

646. - You're gonna put it in— in your bedroom?

647. - Oh, yeah. It's such a cool work.

648. - So we have arrived here in St. Louis.

649. Yeah, the Arch is right out my window, which is kinda cool.

650. So Kelly has a big surprise today.

651. I am curious what it is.

652. She's made a couple hints, so we shall see.

653. When the is someone gonna surprise me?

654. This is.

655. - Wow.

656. Siri, how long has the archway in St. Louis been there?

657. - Siri: Okay.

658. I've found this on the Web for how long, how long

659. is the archway in St. Louis been or being there.

660. - Siri, when—what year was

661. the St. Louis Archway built?

662. - Here's what I found

663. on the Web for when what year was the St. Louis Arch by bills.

664. - What does that mean? Um...

665. Uh...

666. Um...

667. - I don't know what you mean by "I am."

668. - This is the famous Arch.

669. I don't give a.

670. - All right, so... going to the Arch.

671. - Where—where is the Arch? It's gone.

672. - We're gonna go to the viewpoint across the river.

673. - We can't see it from this side of the river.

674. - You can't even see it!

675. - Well, there might be a break.

676. - I don't think so.

677. - The view is beautiful.

678. - Oh, s sake. When—the—the Arch.

679. - It was beautiful.

680. - Look, let's just get a picture of—see that, like,

681. right there with the—with the walkway over the top of it?

682. That's the Arch. - It's gone.

683. - It was there somewhere in the distance.

684. - Oh, no, no.

685. Throw your jacket on. We're gonna run out.

686. We're gonna take a quick— literally 30 seconds.

687. - It's not like it's raining or freezing cold.

688. I don't wanna stand there in the cold.

689. - freezing.

690. - hell. - There's the Arch. You see it?

691. You see it? St. Louis Arch.

692. - Where? - I'm gonna go home.

693. - Can't even see the Arch.

694. It's just beautiful.

695. Mm. I could be like the Virgin Mary with Jesus,

696. but it's Polly.

697. Today is gonna be a great day

698. because I get to go and look for a truck.

699. It's gonna be awesome, because this place

700. has so many vintage cars and different kinds of trucks,

701. and I think it's something that Jack and Dad will both get into,

702. and I manipulatively get to look for a truck.

703. - I don't think you've shut that door properly, Kel.

704. - I did. I'm not getting up and touching it now.

705. - No, no, no, no.

706. - It is shut properly. - No, it's not. It's rattling.

707. Just leave it. It's fine. It doesn't matter.

708. No one's back there.

709. I'm just saying you've really gotta slam that door.

710. - No, Dad, don't, please, not while we're driving.

711. - Not right now. Leave it alone.

712. - 'Cause the last thing we need is you to hit a pothole

713. and there goes Ozzy Osbourne.

714. - Get me off the tour.

715. - Heh. That'll get you off the planet as well.

716. Kelly. - What?

717. - Have you seen the kind of cars this place has?

718. - Yeah.

719. - Good talk.

720. Is there anything there that you want?

721. - They have a lot of vintage cars. I didn't—

722. - Really? Stuff for sale? - Yeah.

723. - It's all for sale? - Yeah, it's a car shop. Kelly.

724. - But the thing is if it's not been done

725. to my specifications— - What were you saying, Kelly?

726. - It's just like—

727. - Oh, never mind. You guys talk. - Kelly.

728. - They sell new cars and old cars.

729. Apparently they have, like, a Batmobile.

730. - Oh, no way. - Yeah.

731. Ooh, Kelly.

732. - What? - Look at this.

733. I want you to pull your thing down,

734. 'cause it needs to be a surprise.

735. - What are you doing? - I'll walk you—no, no, no.

736. Cover your eyes. There's no look-sees.

737. Okay. Keep your eyes closed.

738. We're not walking you into a pole.

739. - Where are you taking me?

740. - We're taking you to see your truck.

741. Are you ready? - Yeah.

742. - Open up.

743. I don't want that. - Great for L. A. traffic.

744. The disappointed look on your face was awesome.

745. - You're a terrible person.

746. - Hello.

747. - Hello. - How you doing?

748. - Pleased to meet you. - Pleased to meet you.

749. I'm Kelly. Nice to meet you. - Kelly.

750. So you called about some trucks?

751. - Yes. I'm—I don't know exactly the year

752. I'm looking for, but I'm looking for some—

753. - Well, we've got some cool stuff.

754. - You do? - Yeah.

755. - Awesome. - Come on in.

756. - Thank you. - After you.

757. - Holy. - Wow.

758. - My good god. - It just keeps going.

759. - When we walked in there, I had no idea

760. they were gonna have that many cars.

761. There's the Batmobile, Jack, look.

762. - I got two Batmobiles.

763. - So we got lots of toys. - That's so cool.

764. - Because one's never enough. - Right.

765. The Batphone. Hello?

766. - Dad, could you imagine if you get the Batmobile

767. and driving around L. A. in the Batmobile?

768. - I'll have to carry it—go around with a dead bat inside.

769. I'm probably the only guy in L. A.

770. who could get away with driving the Batmobile.

771. - I think people might think you've, like,

772. "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

773. - Ozzy Osbourne, bats and dogs and all that, you know?

774. Ozzy Osbourne in a Batmobile,

775. biting the head off the steering wheel.

776. - I don't think they'd be shocked.

777. - They'd go, "Oh, there he is." - Were they actually production?

778. - They're originally made on a '50s Lincoln Futura.

779. And the story goes like they

780. wanted the flamethrower on the back, so they took

781. a 5-gallon paint can and stuck him on the back, so...

782. - The DeVille, that's the only other one

783. they did the gold finishings on, right?

784. - Yeah, with the gold touches.

785. - The pink one in here, in 1957,

786. Chevy released two cars, and they were, like, the most...

787. - Crème—crème de la crème.

788. - ... expensive car that you could get at the time.

789. And it had gold finishings on the '57 Bel Air

790. and the '57 DeVille. - Right, so you've got it here

791. on the "Coup DeVille" on the side,

792. and the touches on the crest in the front.

793. - That's—it's— that's magnificent.

794. - It is literally the coolest thing ever.

795. I love this one. - It's beautiful.

796. - Oh, my God, the Coup DeVille, like, made my heart beat fast.

797. It was so beautiful. I love it.

798. - It's kinda like a truck—not.

799. - Yeah. It's as long as a truck.

800. I like the Bronco the best out of—

801. - The white and red one? - Yeah.

802. - That is fully restored, so engine's done, new wheels.

803. I mean, it's totally been gone through.

804. They just don't make anything like this anymore.

805. - No. It's really cool.

806. You should get in it, Kel.

807. - I twisted it off.

808. - So you've gotta buy it now.

809. - Um, I just went to unlock it, and this thing came off.

810. - Uh-oh. Well, now you gotta buy it.

811. - I am so sorry. I feel terrible.

812. - That's all right. Well, we can fix that. That's easy.

813. - I myself when that happened.

814. - Which one's suiting your fancy?

815. - I love the Bronco and the Coup DeVille.

816. - Ah.

817. - I didn't even think about a Bronco

818. when I was looking for trucks, but it's just so cool.

819. - Well, how about we go for a ride in this?

820. - You gonna take— take it for a drive.

821. - Are you gonna drive this, Kelly?

822. - Okay. - Do it.

823. - Thank you.

824. - Have fun! - It drives...

825. - You can make a right. - ... like a monster truck.

826. - Yeah.

827. - I, like, fell in love with the Bronco.

828. - It sounds great. - Does it ride well?

829. - Yes. It's awesome. - I want it.

830. - It's so American. I love it.

831. - Well, if you have the— if you had a-a gun to your head

832. and you had to pick one or the other,

833. which one would you pick?

834. - I'd use the Bronco more. I'm gonna buy the Bronco.

835. - So did you buy 'em? Are they being shipped out?

836. What's the deal? Are you haggling?

837. - Of course I am. - Get your haggle on.

838. - I just wouldn't do that on camera because I'm a lady.

839. "Ooh, I'm a lady."

840. - Aah, what are you doing? off!

841. - Do you like driving over here, Kel?

842. This RV makes me nervous.

843. - This RV makes you nervous?

844. When there's no one in the back of it,

845. I would be fine. But the fact that, like,

846. if I go over a bump, I could possibly hurt you,

847. I don't like it.

848. - It's pretty safe. - Oh!

849. - Whoa, whoa, whoa—

850. - Dad, I'm only going 50 miles an hour.

851. - I mean, what do you think?

852. Think we're gonna make it out of Missouri alive?

853. [wind whistling, clatter] - Sorry.

854. - I don't know. Where are we going now, Kel?

855. We're going to my surprise.

856. - But what is your surprise? Tell me.

857. - No. - Will I like it?

858. - Yeah, I think you're gonna really like it.

859. - Gimme a clue.

860. - It's a particular thing that we did together one time.

861. - What, me and you did? I haven't got a clue.

862. - Where is it? - It's a particular building

863. that we haven't been to in years,

864. and they have them in every country in the world.

865. - Is it a school? - No.

866. - Circus? - Mm-mm.

867. - I know. Six Flags Magic Mountain.

868. - Yep. - Really?

869. - Nope. You never took me to Six Flags.

870. - In my dreams, I did.

871. Dad, we're going into this building

872. right here on the right.

873. - Church? - Yep.

874. - What? We're going to a church? - Yes, we are.

875. - What—why are we at church?

876. - You need to get down with Jesus, Dad.

877. - Sinner. So what is this?

878. - You will see.

879. - Ah.

880. - Oh.

881. - That song stands for so much in our family and—

882. and to me and Dad.

883. It was not only both of our first number one in the U. K.,

884. it represented a time in my life and a time in Dad's life.

885. It represents our relationship, how much we love each other.

886. The St. Louis Women's Choir were bloody amazing.

887. - It was.

888. - And beautiful. It's like a room full of angels.

889. - Thank you so much. - That made me cry.

890. - That was so good.

891. You guys have no idea what that song means to me and my dad,

892. so thank you. - Thank you.

893. - Singers: Thank you. - Thank you. It's our pleasure.

894. - Thank you, Kelly, for getting that together.

895. It was really sweet. Thank you. Thank you very much.

896. I can't—I'm blown away.

897. - I think you might have made him

898. shed a tear as well.

899. - And then afterwards, I was thinking,

900. I can't take too much more of this.

901. - I know.

902. So, Dad, this is Sharon. - Hi. It's so nice to meet you.

903. - I saw you in concert in 1977. - Shh!

904. - Will you explain why this choir

905. isn't just any ordinary choir,

906. and what makes you guys even more near and dear to my heart?

907. - Yeah, so this is our 25th anniversary,

908. and we were formed by two lesbian women

909. and a straight woman who wanted to create a space of community

910. where people could come together and sing

911. about social justice issues.

912. So it's not usual for us to be in choir robes.

913. But we were really happy to do this for you.

914. Would you mind if we grabbed a photo?

915. - Of course, take the robes off. - Okay.

916. Oh, Ozzy's disrobed too, everyone!

917. - Bye, guys, thank you. - Singers: Bye!

918. - That was awesome.

919. - A choir has never made me cry before.

920. - You both had quivering lip. - Yeah.

921. - That was beautiful. They were amazing.

922. What a group of incredible people in one room.

923. It was so good. - Well, Kelly, you seem to be

924. getting the hang of this. - What?

925. - You know, planning cool things.

926. - That's true. - That was great, Kel.

927. Yesterday was all... - Even the—

928. - It was great. It's been great.

929. - Yeah, this was a fun trip. We covered a lot of ground.

930. - My favorite was the choir.

931. - The choir blew my emotion. I-I had to bite my bottom lip,

932. 'cause it was so emotional, and it was so moving.

933. - Yeah? - Second, Shatto Farms.

934. Oh, yeah, see, I—they— we did so much good stuff.

935. I've already forgot about Shatto, the milk place.

936. - Oh, yeah. It has not been a bad one.

937. That portrait of me and Rocky

938. was the cherry on the cake.

939. All this lot has been 10 out of 10 plus 10, from me.

940. - Who do you think had better picks, me or Jack?

941. - I mean, I feel if I pick either one of you,

942. I'd start World War III.

943. - Yeah. - Do you know what I'd like now?

944. - What? - Some ice cream.