Ozzy and Jack's World Detour 2x6

1. - Where the are my sunglasses?

2. Where the are- pair of-

3. You didn't turn into your room by any chance?

4. - No, I didn't.

5. - Where the —

6. - They're on your face, dad.

7. - I'm so stupid, am I?

8. - I'm so stupid.

9. You seen my glasses?

10. Yeah, I'm looking at them.

11. I'm insane.

12. - My name's Jack Osbourne, world adventurer,

13. thrill seeker, and adrenaline junkie.

14. And this is my dad Ozzy.

15. Heavy metal god, prince of darkness,

16. and loving grandfather.

17. Growing up, my dad was away from home a lot, touring.

18. And we missed hanging out.

19. So now we've decided to hit the road together

20. and make up for lost time, travelling

21. from Florida to Alaska.

22. Taking in all the beauty and bizarre

23. that America has to offer.

24. - What the is that?

25. - There are no roadies, no tour busses, no boundaries.

26. Welcome to Ozzy and Jack's World Detour.

27. - Let's rock and roll.

28. - Roadkill cafe.

29. What a weird town.

30. Let's find out.

31. Look at that, hold on.

32. No officer, it's just a pocket knife.

33. Pew, pew, pew.

34. It's a good look.

35. We're on our way to Sedona.

36. Um, I have never been there, neither has my dad.

37. Really looking forward to it.

38. Uh, we're just about halfway on our road trip

39. as well, which is exciting.

40. And then Pearl is going to come out

41. and meet up with us and we're going

42. to go camping for a couple nights.

43. So uh, it's going to be fun.

44. It's going to be a little different.

45. Some fingers crossed.

46. So for camping—

47. - Yeah.

48. - We're going to go to this place called

49. the M Diamond Ranch.

50. She is, Big Dave is going to drop her off.

51. Well it's the first time you've camped with her.

52. - Yeah.

53. - She's going to have the best time.

54. I love camping.

55. It's honestly like one of my favorite past time activities.

56. - I go with Pearl a lot.

57. So like, this is the first time

58. you've come camping with Pearl and I.

59. - Yeah.

60. - And you've been asking for a while,

61. so it all—it all works out.

62. - I mean, Pearl is not like a normal kid.

63. My grandchildren are such a joy, you know.

64. All of them.

65. - Wow.

66. Look at that.

67. - It's beautiful.

68. - This is like the coolest place I've ever been.

69. - It's fantastic.

70. - Me neither.

71. Ah I missed the turn.

72. - What?

73. - We got to turn around, I missed the turn.

74. Oh, here we go.

75. M Diamond Ranch.

76. We doth arrive.

77. Oh, Pearl is going to love it here.

78. Would you like to live this far out in the middle of nowhere?

79. - No.

80. - Boom.

81. We have arrived.

82. This is like a good area.

83. I don't know, she'll probably be here soon.

84. - It's freezing.

85. - It's camping.

86. - This is nuts.

87. - What are you doing?

88. - I love that like I'm out there like setting up

89. tents and tables and stoves and—

90. - Hey, hey, hey.

91. - And you're just kind of like, uh, uh, uh.

92. - You're the—we're all guests in nature.

93. The camp has been set.

94. Got my tent, got the RV all positioned.

95. So now we're just waiting for my daughter,

96. Pearl, to arrive, with Big Dave.

97. We're going to maybe ride some horses

98. and go on some walks.

99. You know, teach kids that things don't always have

100. to be iPads and busy cities and material junk.

101. Always nice to be able to do that.

102. Just put some lights up.

103. Just to create some ambiance.

104. - Hiya!

105. Is that Pearl? - Yep.

106. - What's up, I got a special delivery from Phoenix.

107. I don't know if you ordered this, but.

108. - Let's see this nud?

109. What up, girl!

110. - Daddy!

111. - We had a long ride from Phoenix,

112. but she was a good, she was a good trooper.

113. - Yeah?

114. - Daddy. - You sleep well?

115. You nap at all? - Mm-hmm.

116. - Good.

117. - See there was a little drool coming out.

118. - Hello Pearl!

119. - What's going on, Dave?

120. - Oh, it feels—it's just like old times except

121. I got a smaller one.

122. - A smaller one.

123. - You were—you were twelve and now

124. I have to get to the five year old.

125. - Sure!

126. Big Dave's worked for us on and off since the late nineties.

127. Yeah.

128. He technically was my nanny for a little bit.

129. - Yeah, yeah.

130. - There was about a two year period

131. where Big Dave was my manny.

132. And he used to like take me to school and pick me up.

133. - You guys got the keys to the minivan, it's right over there.

134. I'm getting somebody to pick me up.

135. - Okay. - But I'll be in town, so.

136. - See you later, Pearl.

137. - Okay.

138. - See you.

139. - See you, Dave, thank you so much for bringing her out,

140. I really appreciate it.

141. - No worries. - See you later Dave.

142. - See you, Oz, take it easy.

143. - You too.

144. - What do you mean?

145. Well, we've got to go get it. Sorry.

146. - We got to go back in?

147. - Yeah, we got to go back into town.

148. - Oh, man.

149. - But I wanted to wait anyway cause I wanted to make sure

150. Pearl got stuff she wanted to eat.

151. - All right.

152. - All right, let's go get some groceries then.

153. - Skittles. - Skittles?

154. No, not going to happen.

155. - I think we should get eggs.

156. - Eggs, yep. - Bacon.

157. - Yep, pancakes? - Pancakes.

158. - Don't forget marshmallows.

159. - Got to get marshmallows.

160. - Marshmallows.

161. - We got to get chocolate.

162. And graham crackers.

163. - And don't forget steak.

164. - Yep, get some steak.

165. Um—

166. - We'll see about that one.

167. Going to the grocery store with Pearl is,

168. Daddy can I have this, Daddy can I have this,

169. Daddy can I have— oh, I want this,

170. can I push the cart?

171. - Grapes.

172. - It's what every kid does.

173. - Don't forget strawberries.

174. Don't forget peanut butter and jelly.

175. Don't forget raisins.

176. - Oh no, raisins!

177. - Yeah, keep you regular.

178. Okay.

179. - Dinosaur kale? What?

180. What kid goes camping and asks for dinosaur kale?

181. Get some cheese slices for sandwiches.

182. Yeah, grab some.

183. - Dad, can we get some Jell-O?

184. - Oh, you want Jell-O, okay, what flavor?

185. - Oh, we need strawberry Jell-O, we need chocolate Jell-O,

186. we need yellow Jell-O, we need orange Jell-O—

187. - Strawberry? - And cherry.

188. - Oh, you want cherry, okay.

189. - I love Jell-O.

190. Especially green Jell-O.

191. Wow.

192. - Yes, Pearl.

193. - Dad, do we need chocolate milk?

194. Dad, I need mouth wash.

195. Dad?

196. Dad, can we buy one of those?

197. - Pearl, you are just chatty up as all heck.

198. - Oh, hell.

199. - Dada look, chips.

200. - Okay, chocolate.

201. You did find the chocolate.

202. - Jack? Pearl?

203. Jack?

204. - Yeah, I'm right here.

205. - Jack! Jack!

206. - Gluten free, ginger— she's right here!

207. - Oh.

208. - You got your spuds?

209. - Yeah, right?

210. - Well, there is a lot of us.

211. - My favorite thing to do is food shop.

212. - You about spent Pearl's college tuition

213. fund on all those groceries.

214. - Okay, I bought so much food.

215. It's not a crime.

216. - We're not going to be able to fit all this in the car.

217. - A horsey!

218. - Horsey!

219. Yeah, home sweet home.

220. I love that you let the door open and the lights on.

221. - Oh, I never.

222. - Yeah, you were the last one out.

223. - I wasn't.

224. - That's the rule, last one out shuts the house up.

225. - Oh that hurt, oh!

226. Damn, we got a lot of.

227. I know.

228. I mean, I kind of got a bit of a system.

229. - Oh wow. - Knives and forks.

230. And then snacks, breads and chips and.

231. - Daddy?

232. Look at the sunset.

233. - Looks like a UFO.

234. - Put them in slowly, you don't want it to splash.

235. Watch the towel.

236. That's probably a first.

237. I don't know many people that go camping

238. and make homemade French fries.

239. - These are some good French fries.

240. - You try my fries?

241. I got to try one, that's pretty cool.

242. - I'm a fan.

243. - Go try my fries.

244. - Everyone have a fry.

245. - That's pretty damn good.

246. - Ozzie, they're good.

247. - Try one, guys. Try it, try it.

248. - Good job, they're great.

249. - And see look, now he's happy.

250. - Try my fries.

251. Aren't they great?

252. - How do

253. my skills lighting fires outdoors to a perfect science.

254. So we're going to create a nice bed.

255. We will have a fire without the assistance of gasoline.

256. Because we're men.

257. - I love building fires.

258. - You love building it, but I've perfected building fires.

259. - I definitely inherited that.

260. I can remember playing with fire

261. when I was about— five or six.

262. Yeah, I was Pearl's age and I was like

263. stealing matches and lighting them.

264. - Really?

265. - Hold on.

266. Okay, light that.

267. Okay, good.

268. I perfected it.

269. - Language.

270. - Oh sorry.

271. - Pearl, come here, there's a lizard.

272. Right here.

273. - There he is.

274. - You got him?

275. - No.

276. - Just grab him.

277. You got him, you got him.

278. Grab him.

279. Grab him, Pearl.

280. Quick, quickly.

281. Got him, you got him, you got him, you got him.

282. Good job, Pearl!

283. Go show Papa.

284. - Papa, Papa, look what I caught!

285. - Oh, my!

286. - Let me get a picture, Pearl.

287. - So cute!

288. - Do a video, you want to be able to send it back to mama.

289. - Hey mom, I caught my first lizard.

290. I love you.

291. - Look at her!

292. Dad, look at her with this thing!

293. She's nuts.

294. No!

295. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Thanks, dad.

296. - I swear, for a minute, I thought

297. she was going to roast that lizard.

298. - If she had it would have been a chip off the old block.

299. Leading the charge

300. for the Americans is Roosevelt's secret weapon.

301. - You know, funny story.

302. One of the only times that my dad ever took me camping,

303. he stayed up all night listening to

304. the O. J. Simpson car chase on a little AM radio.

305. - What?

306. - Camping with me and my daughter Pearl,

307. he's watching a movie on his iPhone.

308. Let this be a reflection of how my childhood was.

309. - Over 160,000 troops storm into Sicily.

310. - It's the last night, uh, camping was a success, I think.

311. We got up pretty early this morning,

312. um, fired up the little gas stove

313. and started breakfast pretty quickly.

314. Made some bacon and eggs and pancakes.

315. It was, it was quite the all American breakfast.

316. And so, Pearl, she likes her food.

317. She likes her bacon, she likes her pancakes.

318. Stuffing her face right now with Jell-O.

319. Anyhow, um, today we are going to go horse riding,

320. and hopefully get my dad on a plane

321. to go flying through the Grand Canyon.

322. Uh, which will be a first for me,

323. it's definitely a bucket list tick.

324. So if all goes to plan, he will get on that plane

325. with me and Pearl, and we will share in a wonderful,

326. grandfather, son, and granddaughter experience.

327. Today we go forth and conquer.

328. Watch out, watch out.

329. - You—you okay, Pearl?

330. Don't get up, we got this, okay?

331. With the box, we're going to put it back—

332. we're going to put in the camper.

333. We're keeping—this is keeping.

334. Last time I checked, you came grocery shopping with me, too.

335. So, today, we're going to go ride some horses.

336. - Yeah.

337. - Um, but, more importantly, how do you feel

338. about a, uh, flight through the Grand Canyon.

339. It's supposed to be amazing.

340. I've never done it, though.

341. I just thought it would be nice, me, you, and Pearl.

342. I don't even know if she knows what the Grand Canyon is.

343. Pearl, I got a question.

344. - What?

345. - Do you know what the Grand Canyon is?

346. It's a big giant hole in the earth.

347. We're going to go take an airplane

348. and we're going to fly through it.

349. Why?

350. Can I show you pictures of it?

351. - Scary.

352. - It's not scary.

353. In an airplane, Pearl.

354. - No.

355. - Check out this horse.

356. - Would you like to feed them?

357. - Yeah.

358. That's what I said, it feels funny, doesn't it.

359. - Who's this?

360. - This is Colorado.

361. - Hi, Colorado.

362. - And his specialty is children.

363. - Oh, Pearl.

364. - You can go on a ride with him, but that's up to you.

365. - Okay.

366. - Let's go do it. - Okay, let's do that.

367. - Daddy.

368. - How does that feel? Nice and snug?

369. - Mm-hmm.

370. - All right, you look like a pro.

371. - No, he's just going to walk.

372. Colorado hasn't gone fast in a long time.

373. - Oh.

374. - And that's why we like him.

375. - Pearl, look at you!

376. - It's pretty high up.

377. - Look at you, Pearl.

378. - Pearl, smile.

379. Send that to mama.

380. All right, I'm right here, okay.

381. All right, let's go.

382. Pearl!

383. - Daddy.

384. - Ah, she's smiling.

385. - Pretty fun, right?

386. - Brave girl.

387. - Yeah, you can see a lot from up there.

388. I know you do.

389. - Appreciate that, thank you.

390. - Growing up was always up or away, you know, both.

391. - I think it's really important that my kids

392. have a good relationship with you guys.

393. - It's just important for us to see the grandchildren.

394. They keep you going.

395. - For sure.

396. Do you like grandfather?

397. - All right, Pearl, can you say thank you?

398. - Colorado says, you're very welcome.

399. You're going to come back and ride with us again?

400. - Okay.

401. - Pearl, so what do you think?

402. Grand Canyon, shall we go see it?

403. - No.

404. - No?

405. Papa, do you want to go see the Grand Canyon?

406. - No way, Ray. - Oh.

407. - We're going to the airport.

408. To get on the plane to tour the Grand Canyon.

409. It's like a twin engine propeller plane.

410. - Propeller! - Mm-hmm.

411. - I don't want to go to the Grand Canyon.

412. - You must be joking.

413. - Wow, you—you two seem so excited.

414. - No, daddy.

415. - No daddy, I don't want to.

416. - I'm with her.

417. - Pearl, it's not going to be that bad,

418. you're going to love it.

419. And then tomorrow at school, you're going to tell

420. all your friends that you flew through the Grand Canyon.

421. What do you thinks going to happen,

422. we're going to like, explode?

423. - Dad, why is the sky grey?

424. - Uh-oh, rain's coming down, Pearl.

425. - Nope.

426. - It'll pass, it'll blow over.

427. - So listen, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.

428. You've been to the Grand Canyon with mom.

429. And I just thought it would be a great thing

430. for all of us to all experience together.

431. That's why I did it.

432. This is like—

433. - But, I don't like it.

434. - Come on, be a team player, for Pearl.

435. - We're still going.

436. go talk to them Pearl,

437. see what they say, because it is raining.

438. All right, let's go inside.

439. Hey, how's it going?

440. Uh, we had a reservation for, is it, West Air?

441. - Uh, West Wind.

442. - West Wind, yes.

443. - Yeah, they have their flight delayed right now, um,

444. just for the low clouds in the area.

445. - Okay.

446. - If you want to give them a call,

447. they'll give you more information about your flight.

448. - Okay, cool.

449. I'll give them a call.

450. - Thank you. - Yeah, you're welcome.

451. - Dad—

452. - I don't know, they said it was delayed.

453. Do you want to grab one of those?

454. - Cookie. - Hello?

455. - This is Gail with West Wind air service.

456. - Hey, how's it going, Gail.

457. - Fine, thanks.

458. I'm sorry, I have bad news for you.

459. We're going to have to cancel the flight today,

460. due to the weather.

461. - Thank you very much, I really appreciate it.

462. - Daddy?

463. - They cancelled the flight.

464. We're not going on the plane today.

465. - That's great.

466. - Yay.

467. - You're like the only kid alive

468. that doesn't want to go to the Grand Canyon.

469. - I didn't get to see the Grand Canyon.

470. - Pirate's booty, shake your booty!

471. Pirate's booty, shake, shake your booty!

472. - Yes, Pearl?

473. - What?

474. Papa needs to go to jail?

475. He sure does.

476. - Papa needs to go to jail, papa needs to go to jail!

477. - I do.

478. - Mm, I don't know, she says you need to go to jail, though.

479. - He doesn't?

480. I thought he did.

481. - Nope.

482. - Well, there was no flight to the Grand Canyon.

483. So the next best thing in my opinion is the Grand Canyon

484. cabins, which is a underground hotel

485. we're going to spend the night in.

486. I don't know what it was, but I know

487. it's like six stories underground.

488. Yeah!

489. I was on Facebook and I was just scrolling through

490. and I saw this thing and it was like

491. the Grand Canyon Cabin Hotel.

492. And I was like, holy,

493. that's like right where we're going to be.

494. - And it ended up being the closest

495. to Grand Canyon I've ever got.

496. No, I don't think you have other than like a parking structure,

497. but that doesn't count because that's boring.

498. Yeah Pearl?

499. Okay.

500. Do you want lullabies?

501. It is good, isn't it?

502. I like all the animal noises that they put in.

503. Language.

504. You hit the keyboard looking thing.

505. Love you, too.

506. Do I love you, Pearl?

507. Of course I do, and so does Papa.

508. Here it is, Cavern's Inn.

509. - Yay!

510. - Cool.

511. - Oh, this is going to be cool!

512. Come this way, Pearl.

513. I think we have a reservation for the Cavern Hotel room.

514. - Yeah, I just need you guys to fill out some paperwork.

515. Okay.

516. - Now, this first sheet right here

517. is going to be a graffiti agreement.

518. - Okay.

519. - Basically saying, please do not

520. carve your name into our cavern.

521. - Okay.

522. - Otherwise you will be charged.

523. - My graffiti days are over.

524. - Uh, this will be your suite attendant for the night.

525. He'll also be giving you your tour.

526. - Thank you.

527. - I hope you guys enjoy your stay.

528. - Will do.

529. - Okay, you guys want to follow me?

530. - Sure, let's go.

531. - What is it, like 60 feet down?

532. - 210 feet.

533. - 210?

534. - It's 64 meters.

535. Watch your step.

536. - All righty.

537. - Going so deep underground, Pearl.

538. - Scary.

539. - Are your ears popping?

540. Mine are.

541. Yeah. Yeah.

542. Wow.

543. Wow.

544. It's not going to be scary baby, it's just a big,

545. giant cave under the ground.

546. Well, how cool is this?

547. I bet cave men used to live in here, that's for sure.

548. They used to be.

549. Now they're us.

550. What is that?

551. - This is the suite.

552. - Wow!

553. - So this whole room is essentially your suite.

554. - Wow.

555. - Watch your step. - Oops.

556. Wow.

557. - Yeah.

558. - Yeah, this is, this is where we're sleeping.

559. Which bed are you going to take, Pearl?

560. You and me ae going to go in this one?

561. Listen, I was disappointed the Grand Canyon

562. got cancelled, but we got to spend the night in a cave.

563. Yeah, it was like, I was just,

564. I would just felt uneasy, you felt like you were exposed.

565. - Oh Papa, come cuddle.

566. - No. - Come cuddle Papa.

567. - No. - It's scary in the cage.

568. - Yeah, it was pretty scary.

569. Thank you sir.

570. - You're welcome. - Appreciate it.

571. - Dad. - See you in the morning.

572. - We'll see you.

573. - Unless we get terrified.

574. There is chocolate.

575. This is really cool.

576. - Very cool.

577. - You just stand right there with Pearl,

578. I want to get a big picture from up here,

579. so you get a sense of like how big this is.

580. Hold on, you ready?

581. There we go.

582. - Yeah it is.

583. - Stop.

584. - I'm not really a trumpet expert, i's not common, so.

585. - Yeah, it didn't have the right accoutrement

586. for it to produce a pleasant sound.

587. He—he can play a rusty trombone.

588. - Ha-ha.

589. Funny, it's like.

590. - All right, let's uh, call it a night, guys.

591. - Goodnight, Pearl.

592. - Dad.

593. - Language.

594. - Two—240 feet?

595. - Wow. Hey, thank you.

596. - You're welcome. - We really appreciate it.

597. - Hope you sleep— hope you enjoyed your night.

598. - That was great.

599. I slept okay.

600. I couldn't even see you there.

601. Papa, you go to the left of her.

602. You go up high.

603. Jeez.

604. Look at that.

605. - Wow.

606. - How's your neck feeling?

607. Well, I made a couple phone calls

608. and I got us booked in a session for,

609. I think called a sound bath.

610. - Sound bath?

611. - A sound bath, yes.

612. Being as we're in Sedona, the place is known

613. for a lot of it's new age medicine and treatments.

614. I figured, why not try new, some of this

615. new age treatments on your neck?

616. - I'm willing try anything.

617. - Yeah.

618. - Anything.

619. What the that going to do?

620. - Supposedly it has healing properties.

621. - Okay.

622. - Get you all in alignment.

623. Give me hugs.

624. - Hey, Oz. How you doing?

625. - Good, yourself?

626. - Give Papa big kisses.

627. - Love you.

628. - All right.

629. - Just tell her a professional,

630. I've done this before with daddy, so I'm good.

631. - Yeah, Dave used to look after daddy,

632. so you're in good hands, okay?

633. All right, let's—he's going to put you in your car seat.

634. - Ready to go to the airport, Pearl?

635. Go see mommy?

636. - I got to say, I absolutely loved having Pearl on the trip.

637. - Oh yeah, yeah, she's just interesting person.

638. You can have a grown up conversation with her.

639. - Love you, Pearl.

640. Love you, love you, give me a kiss.

641. - Call me—call me when you're on the plane, okay?

642. - I'll take care of the precious cargo.

643. - Very precious cargo, Dave.

644. - All right.

645. - Are are in here, in Sedona,

646. and they kind of look at this place like

647. it's one of like the healing, woogie-boogie

648. places around, I figured why not try out

649. some of these new age, uh, techniques.

650. - Hey, man.

651. - Have you ever bathed in sound?

652. - Hiya. - Hi.

653. - Ozzie, Akal, very nice to meet you.

654. - Hey, nice to meet you, Akal.

655. - Hiya, Jack. - Pleasure.

656. - Pleasure.

657. Enjoying Sedona?

658. I've heard about that.

659. Hopefully this is going to help a little bit.

660. They're waiting for you.

661. - Wow, what kind of dogs are they?

662. Are those wolf hybrids?

663. - Yeah, they are.

664. They're wolf hybrids.

665. - Wow.

666. - So now, watch your step here, okay?

667. Very important, this is a low door,

668. and then there's a gong.

669. - Oh, sure.

670. - I'm going to show you where the gong is

671. so that you miss it with your head, so—oh, watch!

672. - Exact thing you said watch out for.

673. - So the chair over there.

674. - Wow, this is amazing

675. Wow.

676. How did you get into doing sound bath?

677. - I did music for dance and theater for years

678. when I was younger, so working with electronic music.

679. - Yeah.

680. - And then was very into healing modalities of sound.

681. - Oh, very cool.

682. - So, you're in Sedona, so I wanted to talk

683. to you a little bit about vortexes.

684. - Sure, yeah.

685. - Because that's what Sedona's become famous for.

686. - I would describe a vortex as a uniquely flavored

687. access point to the sacred site energy.

688. - Oh.

689. - Interesting.

690. - And Sedona has many, many flavored access points.

691. - Okay, a vortex is something—

692. - A thing called a vortex.

693. - I don't understand, like, for me,

694. I think a vortex is like— I don't know.

695. It's like you plug into the good vibe.

696. - I look at it like this.

697. - Are you ready?

698. - I'm ready.

699. - Okay, so yeah, you want to lie down

700. however you're comfortable.

701. Allow yourself to be very deeply relaxed.

702. - This temple it's kind of like a mini-man made vortex.

703. Daddy, we definitely need ice cream.

704. Have you ever bathed in sound?

705. - Yeah, 49 years.

706. - Are those wolves hybrids?

707. - Where the are we?

708. - Right here. - Jack!

709. - We're going to the airport.

710. - Papa, needs to go to jail.

711. Ozzie, wake up.

712. Lizard!

713. - Are those wolves hybrids?

714. - There they are!

715. - That sound box was cool.

716. - Yeah, that was— that was great.

717. - I was just like—

718. - Well, as soon as I saw the teepee and the bells,

719. I was, oh here we go, he's going to start

720. singing Bob Dylan songs.

721. - Instead, he just rocked us to sleep with his bells.

722. - I thought that was great.

723. - I—like, I could do that right now,

724. and I would just be like, oh.

725. - Did you get any images?

726. - Yeah, yeah.

727. - You did!

728. Is there anything you—you're comfortable talking about?

729. - Lizard!

730. - Just—I—I just was, you know,

731. thinking of the dogs you have.

732. - No, they're really sweet.

733. There's a lot of misunderstanding

734. about wolves and wolf hybrids.

735. - Yeah.

736. - You know, there's been all sorts of stories

737. about them being vicious, which is, you know,

738. not the case.

739. So maybe we have a little time to meet them.

740. - this.

741. - I mean, I thought they were nice and gentle.

742. - We're going to Vegas?

743. - Namaste.

744. No.

745. - Yesterday, this was swollen and full of fluid.

746. And I couldn't not do this.

747. Unbelievable.

748. - No.

749. - Overnight it's gotten better.

750. I'm not winding you up.

751. Hey—I'm not sold on it, because maybe it was it's time,

752. but it seems weird that yesterday

753. I was in so much pain with my neck.

754. - Yeah.

755. Did you sleep well?

756. - Feel this, it was— it was muscle.

757. - Holy, yeah, it was like rock solid yesterday.

758. It's unbelievable man, I'm like—

759. - Cool.

760. - Cause you know I'm a skeptic.

761. I didn't think it was going to do any good,

762. but you know, I just—it seemed to work.

763. - You were healed.

764. - The stuff works.

765. - Yeah.

766. - For me, anyway.

767. - I was not expecting—I was expecting you to be like,

768. oh, it's a bunch of bull , but—

769. - Now, seeing is believing.

770. - Yeah, cool.

771. Dear Diary, it's been real tough on the road these days.

772. Boy oh boy, do I miss home.

773. Well, um, this week's been a tough week, I got to say.

774. Probably one of the most tiring weeks I've had on the road.

775. Anyhow, I'm tired.

776. And I need a bit of a break from taking care of people.

777. And so, I'm going to do, I'm going to do Jack today.

778. I'm doing me.

779. - It's really relaxing.

780. I could have easily like had a nap, after that.

781. Yeah!

782. Whoa!

783. - Cool.

784. They're all good fun, you know.

785. - Oh, totally.

786. - High five.

787. - I definitely needed to blow off some steam at the gun range.

788. - That was fun.

789. - Why is shooting a machine gun so much fun?

790. - That was fun, man.

791. - That was great fun.

792. - We going to Vegas?

793. - Well we're, yeah, we're passing through Vegas.

794. - Well, why don't we stop and see Billy,

795. you don't think he's in there?

796. - Billy Morrison.

797. Billy's playing with Billy Idol?

798. - How did you meet Billy?

799. - We met through mutual friends and we would hang out

800. and go to dinners, and just, you know,

801. we were just social friends.

802. - Well, Billy's been a friend of our family for a long time.

803. - Yeah.

804. - All right, what's going on?

805. - Billy!

806. How you doing, Billy?

807. - I'm doing great.

808. I just want to get these last three shows out of the way.

809. - Them last few gigs, when you doing them run,

810. they just seem to drag on.

811. - Oh, it's in the same place.

812. - Oh, oh.

813. - When I walk into the place,

814. it's like I never left for the last two years.

815. - Oh wow, the residency's been two years?

816. - Yeah.

817. - You're the house band.

818. - It's a—look, it's really good fun.

819. It is good fun.

820. - Listen, we're going to be coming around

821. your parts soon, can we meet up?

822. - Sure, love to see you guys!

823. - All right, I'll speak to you later, Billy.

824. - Bye, Billy.

825. - Bye.

826. - Bye.

827. - I'll be dancing with myself.

828. If there's no one else sight,

829. it's a crowded lonely night.

830. - Hey!

831. - I first met Billy Idol many moons ago,

832. when I was at some record convention in Sunset.

833. Great guy, Billy Idol.

834. - Hmm.

835. - Great guy.

836. - Oh, for sure.

837. - He had some great songs.

838. - Excuse me, who let you in here?

839. - We, uh, we snuck in.

840. - Hello Billy.

841. Hello Billy.

842. - Hello, mate.

843. - Good to see you, man.

844. - What the heck.

845. - How you doing?

846. Good to see you.

847. - Great to see you.

848. - Good to see you, sir.

849. - What, were you just driving past?

850. Let's pull in?

851. - Yeah, well, I mean, you know, we are on the way

852. to Utah this way, we've got to get on the 15,

853. so we figured, why not drop in on a little impromptu,

854. uh, Billy Idol, uh, you know, concert.

855. - How many nights a week do you do?

856. - Three.

857. - Straight back to back?

858. - No, no, we have Wednesday and then Friday and Saturday.

859. - That's cool.

860. Do you have a good voice problem?

861. - Not too bad, uh. - Not really.

862. - How long are sets?

863. Do they—is it like a—

864. - Hour and 45.

865. - Oh, oh wow, cool.

866. - You going to hang around for a minute?

867. - Yeah, yeah, we'll kick in, we got time.

868. - All right, I'll see you when we're done.

869. - Cool, do your thing, we'll see you in a bit.

870. - Love you!

871. - Good seeing you, too.

872. - Pretty great!

873. - Great seeing you, Jack.

874. - All right!

875. - Billy Morrison.

876. - Come in, enter my humble abode.

877. - You're humble abode.

878. - How are you, Billy?

879. - I'm good, how are you?

880. - Dad went to see an energy healer in Sedona.

881. - You got a dodgy root chakra, mate, if you ask me.

882. - We went and had a sound bath.

883. Billy, it's awesome.

884. You lay in this teepee.

885. - What's a sound bath?

886. - You lay in a teepee.

887. - He said they got, uh, gongs, and things that make noise.

888. - And they just bing these bongs and yeah—

889. - Really, I was exactly like you, Billy, I swear.

890. - But because of the gongs, like—

891. - But you can buy that on tape.

892. And just play it, mind you Sharon

893. wouldn't like that, would she?

894. - No.

895. - Gongs and going off.

896. - It's really interesting stuff.

897. - What's going on with you?

898. - This is where I live right now you know?

899. - Yeah?

900. - But we go on stage at 8:15, I'm back upstairs by 10:30.

901. - Shut the up.

902. - Yeah, man, that's the best bit about it.

903. I am in bed watching Friends.

904. So what's your plan, like?

905. - Ultimately, we're going to end up in Alaska.

906. - What are you going to do in Alaska?

907. - Just be cold.

908. - Hi, I'm cold.

909. - I don't know what the idea—

910. by the way, what are we doing in Alaska?

911. - Oh, we're going to go see, um, just Alaska stuff,

912. I don't know, like—

913. - There's nothing there!

914. - What do you mean?

915. What do you mean there's nothing there?

916. - There's all there!

917. - It's like bigger than America.

918. - No.

919. They snow in Big Bear,

920. just go home and go up the mountain.

921. Look, Alaska.

922. - Does it really matter what we're doing in Alaska,

923. I mean, this is about you and I hitting the open road.

924. - I've had a great time.

925. - So, we'll have fun no matter what.

926. It might be cold, it might be rainy.

927. Might be gloomy.

928. But we'll have fun.

929. - But you know— it's been fun.

930. - Always love getting to see you, mate.

931. - Lovely to see you, too.

932. See you soon, we'll do coffee.

933. - All right, yeah, coffee anytime.

934. - I miss Pearl, up here.

935. - I know, it's fun having her around with us.

936. Maybe I'll bring her out to Seattle.

937. - It's great, she makes me smile with the things

938. that comes out of her.

939. - Yeah.

940. - Pearl, is there anything, uh, you want to say

941. about when we went to Arizona?

942. - I like the cookies at— at the airport.

943. - Want to grab one of those?

944. - Cookie.

945. - Oh yeah, they had the plate of cookies at the airport.

946. Wow.

947. I can't believe you— I forgot about that.

948. Psycho.

949. Give me kiss.

950. - Kay. - Kiss Papa.

951. - Bye-bye.

952. Bye-bye!

953. - Thank you, Pearl.