Ozzy and Jack's World Detour 2x5

1. - That's a great statue.

2. - King Arthur and the Boogie Wagon. After you, sir.

3. - mess.

4. - Nice. No place like home.

5. - It stinks.

6. - Because it's a mess.

7. - It's not my fault.

8. - Oh, let's talk about what's not your fault.

9. The fact that there's piss all over the floor.

10. - Don't blame me.

11. - All right. Let's just clean it up.

12. - We haven't got a mop.

13. - I know you're not used to cleaning up.

14. - Yeah. The Prince of Darkness, ergo, you're messy.

15. Oh, here we go.

16. This will go.

17. - Oh, there we go.

18. Say no more.

19. - Thanks for helping.

20. - There ain't room for two of us to clean up.

21. Oh, what's that there, Jack.

22. - Oh, it's a vacuum cleaner.

23. - That's unbelievable.

24. vacuum cleaners are not my favorite things anyway,

25. you know that. Green, the color green,

26. traffic jams, and vacuum, cleaners.

27. - Getting the dust off you.

28. I think we're good.

29. Let's put this up.

30. - That's pretty cool.

31. - New rule though.

32. If you piss you have to flush.

33. - I do it all the time.

34. - No, you don't. - No, I do.

35. - No, you don't. - Yes, I do.

36. You blame me for everything.

37. - You know how it is, you're a dad.

38. Dads get blamed for everything.

39. - You can off.

40. - My name is Jack Osbourne.

41. World adventurer, thrill seeker, and adrenaline junkie.

42. And this is my dad, Ozzy.

43. Heavy metal God —

44. - Are you ready?

45. - Prince of Darkness, and loving grandfather.

46. Growing up, my dad was away from home a lot touring,

47. and we missed hanging out.

48. So now we've decided to hit the road together

49. and make up for lost time, traveling

50. from Florida to Alaska, taking in all the beauty—

51. - Wow.

52. - And the bizarre that America has to offer.

53. - What the is that?

54. - There are no roadies, no tour buses, no boundaries.

55. - All aboard!

56. - Welcome to "Ozzy & Jack's World Detour."

57. - Let's rock and roll

58. - We have arrived here in New Orleans,

59. also known as the Big Easy.

60. I'm really excited to be here.

61. This is one of my favorite cities.

62. Tons of history, and tons of creepy history,

63. and tons of family history.

64. My wife is from Louisiana.

65. Ultimately we're gonna end up at in-laws,

66. but while we're here in New Orleans,

67. we're gonna go to the LaLaurie mansion

68. which is considered the most haunted house in America.

69. These evil doctors lived there and they used to perform

70. experiments on their slaves and really crazy stuff.

71. So yeah, exciting times.

72. I'm gonna wait in line, get that caf au lait and a beignet.

73. Hopefully Dad likes — I think he's had.

74. He has to have had it.

75. He's been coming here since Lestat lived here.

76. If he doesn't, he's probably the only person

77. on planet Earth who doesn't like beignets and coffee.

78. But he is a bit of a snob, so—

79. - Hello, Jack.

80. - I come bearing beignets.

81. Just try one.

82. - What the is that?

83. - Just try one of those.

84. - (Inaudible) .

85. - Just try one.

86. - Yeah. It's a donut basically.

87. Housekeeping's gonna think we were doing coke all night.

88. - There you go.

89. - I'm covered in coke.

90. - We're gonna go see Stephen Rea this afternoon.

91. - Stephen Rea?

92. - Yeah. We got a bunch of 'em.

93. - Beignet and the Jets.

94. - And then we're gonna go to the LaLaurie mansion.

95. It's the most haunted house in America.

96. - I don't believe in haunted houses.

97. - Says the guy that every time we go somewhere

98. that's haunted, something happens to.

99. You're always like, I don't believe in ghosts,

100. but last night there was someone

101. standing in my room howling.

102. - That I believe.

103. So the LaLaurie mansion, there used to be these, like,

104. evil doctors that owned it, this husband and wife,

105. and they were like torturing all their slaves

106. and like doing horrible, like, medical experiments

107. like chopping someone's arm off and sewing it onto someone else.

108. - Wow.

109. - Isn't that crazy?

110. The LaLaurie mansion isn't open to the public,

111. but Stephen Rea knows the owner

112. and allegedly has like got us all dialed in.

113. I brought my old trusty ghost-hunting gear with us.

114. Maybe we'll get a spirit.

115. - I don't think so.

116. - Oh, we should donate Robert.

117. - Robert will start rocking.

118. - Start walking.

119. - We're gonna wake up and Robert's

120. gonna be like walking at the end of our bed.

121. - With a knife.

122. - With his beady eyes.

123. - The ghosts would be like we're outta here.

124. We can't —we can't deal.

125. So I don't know.

126. I'm hoping that we get some results.

127. - You wait.

128. You're gonna yourself.

129. Have you ever seen ghosts before, Jack?

130. - I think I have seen some very strange things,

131. and yeah, I'm gonna just say yes.

132. - Goat or ghosts?

133. - Goats.

134. - No, we're talking about ghosts.

135. - I thought you said goats.

136. - Ghosts, like, ooh.

137. Well, should we — should we head off and go see Stephen?

138. - Yeah.

139. - Did you have your fill?

140. - Yeah.

141. - Uh-oh.

142. - So many times.

143. It was fun, man.

144. - Is New Orleans where you peed on a cop car?

145. - No.

146. - No?

147. - No.

148. - Okay.

149. - Memphis. - Memphis.

150. Hello?

151. - Hello?

152. - Stephen, it's Jack.

153. So we're on the way to your place as we speak.

154. - Hi Steve.

155. Let me ask you a question, Steve.

156. Why did you choose here to live?

157. - Why? What — what did I do?

158. - I met an American girl when I was in London

159. through one of your birthday parties.

160. - Ah.

161. - Oh. That happens, man.

162. - Great. I guess you're on your way then?

163. - Yeah.

164. - Looking forward to it, man.

165. - All right. - See you later, Steve.

166. - These houses are amazing.

167. - Beautiful houses.

168. - Look at this graveyard right here.

169. - Wow.

170. - Ripping your house down.

171. - This is beautiful.

172. - Stephen? - Hey!

173. - What's going on? How are you?

174. - How are you, sir?

175. - It's a nice house. - What's going on?

176. - So Stephen Rea wrote your fan club asking

177. how he could get tickets to Rock in Rio.

178. You guys called him and said, if you can get there,

179. we'll have tickets waiting for you.

180. - Yeah. And he's been a family friend ever since.

181. - Pretty awesome.

182. - This is Rock in Rio.

183. This was the very first night I ever met you.

184. - Wow.

185. - Look at that sweet Mariachi outfit.

186. - Hell yeah.

187. Look at that hair.

188. - Yeah, yeah.

189. - I love that Elvis got panties and bras thrown on the stage,

190. and you got chicken.

191. - Look, that's you and me.

192. - Fantastic.

193. - Can I take a picture of this.

194. - Just take it.

195. - Great photos.

196. - I wonder who this is here.

197. - Yeah, yeah. I wonder who that is.

198. - You've got, like, better pictures

199. of us as kids than hes got.

200. Great photos.

201. So the LaLaurie mansion.

202. So your friend of a friend works for the —

203. - No. Actually a relative of my wife.

204. So I spoke to Michael and he says he would

205. love to have you guys over.

206. - Cool. And no camera crews have ever filmed in there, right?

207. - This is the first time anyone has ever.

208. - There we go, right?

209. - Still, Ozzy, you know, I just wanted to say, you know —

210. And I am just happy — - Thank you.

211. —for the time that I got to spend with you,

212. you know, in the '90s.

213. - I can go home now.

214. - Do you mind, can I get a photograph, Jack?

215. - Yeah, for sure.

216. You have to recreate the strangle.

217. - So do you honestly notas believe in ghosts?

218. - If I see one, then I'll believe it.

219. - Well, we're heading to the LaLaurie mansion right now,

220. and if neither one of us get the

221. scared out of us, we're gonna stay the night.

222. - Stay the night?

223. - Yeah.

224. - Are you stoned?

225. You never said anything about staying the —

226. - I told you we were going to —

227. - No, you never!

228. - I may have just said we're gonna go.

229. - I'm not staying in a haunted house.

230. - If you don't believe in ghosts, what's the big deal?

231. - Yeah. But what if I'm wrong?

232. - I think this is it. - Is this it?

233. - Back in the 1800s, it was owned by Madam LaLaurie

234. and her husband who was a doctor,

235. and they were torturing slaves in their attic.

236. I mean, the place is allegedly the most haunted

237. house in America.

238. And then "American Horror Story"

239. based one of the seasons on the house.

240. - Oh, sure.

241. - Yeah. It then became a bed and breakfast.

242. - Dead and breakfast.

243. - Dead and breakfast.

244. Hello?

245. - Hello?

246. - Wow. - What've we got?

247. It's pretty cool, isn't it?

248. Wow.

249. - Hey, guys, welcome.

250. - Hey, Michael.

251. Nice to meet you.

252. - Nice to meet you too.

253. - Hi, Michael. - Hello, sir.

254. - Pleased to meet you, man.

255. - Pleased to meet you too.

256. - Now, when you came to buy this place,

257. did you know about the history, and —

258. - Oh, yeah. - Okay.

259. - Have you ever seen anything?

260. - I have not. Carol and Lisa have seen a lot.

261. - When people know that you work on the property,

262. are people like — do you get a lot people asking questions?

263. - Oh, yeah.

264. - Oh, a lot, because it's a lot of history.

265. You know, lot of people were murdered here.

266. - Yes. In the attic. - Yeah. They were doctors.

267. - He was a doctor.

268. She was a socialite, and they had slaves

269. and they tortured them in the attic and made their body parts

270. like a crab and different things, you know.

271. They tortured them.

272. - Wow, so they would like mutilate them?

273. - Yes.

274. - How many people died here?

275. Do they even know?

276. - I heard it was 78.

277. - I heard 77.

278. - Wow.

279. - So what would they do with the bodies?

280. - Some of the slaves are buried

281. in the courtyard the legend has it.

282. - Really?

283. - The little girl that jumped off.

284. - Like the courtyard right out there?

285. - Correct.

286. - Wow.

287. - A little girl plummeted to her death

288. from the balcony upstairs.

289. A lot of locals say that you could hear her screams.

290. Now, I've never heard a little girl.

291. - Okay.

292. - I've —

293. - I have.

294. - I've seen her presence.

295. - Yeah. Is it all corner of your eye kind of stuff?

296. - Yes.

297. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

298. - You just can't explain it.

299. - Yeah. Can we get a little bit of a tour?

300. - It would be Lisa and Carol's pleasure.

301. - Awesome. I'm expecting you guys to protect us.

302. - There you go.

303. - In this living room, I was sitting in here with my brother,

304. Frank, and we hear the footsteps over our heads.

305. I heard it, so I motioned for my brother for him to go up.

306. He got midway down these steps

307. and he decided to just say, Madam LaLaurie,

308. show me that you hear me.

309. And this thing started spinning and spinning.

310. - Crazy.

311. - This was the room where the silhouette would be in the bed.

312. - So it was as if something was laying on it.

313. - Yes.

314. - It was a body print. - Wow.

315. - But it was the body print of the Madam LaLaurie.

316. - Wow.

317. - Right here at the foot of the bed,

318. I have a picture of a blob of hair.

319. - And you see it looks like a mama and a baby.

320. - That's weird. - Yeah.

321. - They have four eyes,

322. and a Chihuahua down here at the bottom.

323. - So you took the photograph and there was nothing

324. there when you took the photograph.

325. - Right.

326. - But when you looked at the photo it was there?

327. - It was there.

328. - That is very strange.

329. A Chihuahua with four eyes?

330. - When she zoomed in at the bottom of it,

331. it looked like the hair was in the shape of a Chihuahua.

332. - They would go, oh, I know what we'll do,

333. we'll make a Chihuahua with four eyes.

334. If someone was doing a ghost thing,

335. it wouldn't look like that.

336. - No. No. It wouldn't look like Cousin It.

337. - And this is the attic.

338. - Okay. So this is where the fire happened?

339. - Yes.

340. - Ooh, this is kinda spooky.

341. - I know. I'm gonna opt not to go up.

342. - So this is where they were being chained and —

343. - So they say. I mean, look at the wood.

344. Sometimes you can smell the burnt-ness.

345. - The house caught fire during a dinner party because

346. some of the slaves couldn't take it anymore,

347. so they just set fire to the attic where they were locked in.

348. When the fire department came, they discovered people

349. chained up and torture devices, and it was incredibly gruesome.

350. - Exactly like your bedroom.

351. I brought some ghost hunting tools,

352. so we'll see what we can come up with.

353. - Well, you definitely have to tell me.

354. - We'll see what we can document.

355. - Because I want to know what you see.

356. - All right. Will do, thank you.

357. - Good night, God bless.

358. Thank you for the tour.

359. - Good night. You're welcome.

360. - This is a perfect room for you.

361. - I don't care. I like the room, but I ain't staying here.

362. - It's wonderful.

363. I'm gonna go out to the RV,

364. and I'm gonna grab my little ghost hunting kit.

365. - If you're there, show yourself.

366. - This is an EMF reader, so when it comes across something

367. with an electromagnetic —

368. - Is there a magnetic frequency coming from your junk?

369. - Why do you like paranormal and haunting?

370. - I just think it's fun.

371. - I've always been drawn to that dark side.

372. - Me too.

373. - You know, it's just what guys do though, isn't it?

374. - Yeah. I mean, I like —

375. - I mean, if I'm the Prince of Darkness

376. and I like lollipops or—

377. - And you had a collection of snow globes and unicorns,

378. I'd be worried.

379. Let's try this.

380. We're gonna send the cameras off.

381. All you do is, it's night vision,

382. so whatever you film, it'll film you, you film me.

383. - Lights. Action.

384. Wow.

385. - Ready?

386. - Let's go in this back room.

387. - Come in here. I'm gonna shut the door.

388. - I wish I was in bed.

389. - Is Madam LaLaurie present?

390. - Come on, you.

391. - I really wouldn't say that.

392. - Jack —

393. - It just cut.

394. The night vision just turned off.

395. - Jack, where are you?

396. - There we go, we're back.

397. Should we talk to Madam LaLaurie?

398. - Oh, come on, Jack.

399. - Madam LaLaurie show us that you're there.

400. - You feel any vibes?

401. - You must admit, it was really strange

402. when the camera just switched off.

403. - That was a faulty switch.

404. - Maybe it was electromagnetic pulses

405. from another dimension.

406. - Yeah, your pocket.

407. What are you doing now?

408. - All right.

409. Who's staying where?

410. - I ain't staying no where.

411. - Come on.

412. I'm Ozzy Osbourne the Prince of Darkness

413. who's scared of the dark.

414. - No.

415. - All right. I'm gonna go sleep in the master room.

416. - All right.

417. - I mean, I'd stay —

418. - This is true.

419. You go back to the hotel then.

420. I'll see you in the morning.

421. - Bring me a beignet.

422. - Yeah. See you later.

423. - Love you.

424. - Hello?

425. - Hey.

426. - Hey.

427. - So, I'm gonna spend the night here at the LaLaurie, okay?

428. - I'll be saying that at 2:00 in the morning.

429. - Did anything weird happen yet?

430. - There's a weird vibe in a room.

431. They said everything happens between

432. like 2:00 and 3:00 in the morning.

433. - Oh, yeah.

434. My parents always said nothing good happens after midnight.

435. - That's true.

436. - I'm kind of worried about you.

437. - What was that?

438. I somehow survived.

439. It was really kind of freaky,

440. and I don't necessarily think I'd ever do that again.

441. I feel like there's a presence.

442. The house was creaking, and I heard, like, footsteps.

443. I didn't get a lot of sleep, but at least I didn't end up

444. with my fingernails getting ripped out

445. or being hung from the banister.

446. Hello.

447. - Oh, it's my haunted son.

448. Did you sleep?

449. - No. A lot of creaking, a lot of weird —

450. I just didn't sleep well.

451. - I wouldn't have slept at all

452. and I would've been grumpy today.

453. Not that I'm scared of ghosts or anything.

454. Knowing what they were telling me.

455. - Yeah. So today, you ready to head to Cajun country?

456. - Absolutely.

457. - We're gonna go hang out with the in-laws.

458. - Yeah.

459. - Go see the kids.

460. - I can't wait to see the kids.

461. - Well, then we'll hit the road, head to Cajun country.

462. In-laws here we come.

463. - We're gonna go to his praline place.

464. They're Cajun, so food is always good.

465. Like, when you started like dating Mom,

466. would you, like, go over there, would it be like —

467. - Crooked bastard.

468. - And people wonder why my family's up.

469. Pralines, I see it right there.

470. Here we are.

471. Smells gross in here.

472. - Oh, we hear that all day long.

473. So I hear you wife is from Jeanerette, I heard?

474. - She is from Jeanerette.

475. - Jeanerette is such a tiny little place.

476. - Such a tiny little place.

477. Yeah. Can I do a box a dozen?

478. Just assorted.

479. - Assorted? Okay.

480. - That would be great, thank you.

481. - Very sweet.

482. - Yeah, they are, very sweet.

483. - You know what they say if you marry a Louisiana girl,

484. you end up in Louisiana.

485. - You know what, it's funny because every time

486. we come back to visit her family, she's like,

487. we should get a place somewhere.

488. It was lovely meeting you.

489. - It was nice to meet you too.

490. - Thank you, appreciate it.

491. - God bless you, ma'am.

492. - Is it possible to get a picture?

493. - Yeah, for sure.

494. - Can we — okay.

495. I'm gonna get in the center. The center of these

496. handsome gentlemen.

497. - It's a cute little neighborhood.

498. By the way, there's supposed to be a storm coming tonight.

499. - hell.

500. - Do you like Tabasco?

501. - I do use it from time to time.

502. - We're gonna stop off at the Tabasco factory.

503. - I mean, think about Hershey Town, why there?

504. - Oh, would you like a little candy bar?

505. - Oh,

506. - Well, I have no idea why it's here,

507. but it's literally down the street from Lisa's house.

508. I figured why not stop off here

509. and buy Pat and Gerie a gift.

510. - Tabasco sauce?

511. That's not a gift.

512. - Well, they know that.

513. - That's true.

514. - Tony Tabasco.

515. - My name is Tony Tabasco.

516. - Oh, look, here's the island.

517. - Tony Tabasco Island.

518. - Say hello to my little Tabasco.

519. - Jack.

520. - Tony?

521. - Welcome to Avery Island.

522. - Thanks for having us.

523. - Tony Simmons. - Pleasure.

524. - Jack, this is my son, John Simmons.

525. - John Simmons, good to see you.

526. - Ozzy, how are you?

527. - Really good, thanks.

528. - Hey Ozzy, nice to meet you.

529. - So, y'all want to go in and see what this looks like?

530. - Absolutely.

531. - Wow!

532. - This is all Tabasco barrels.

533. Every one of those barrels will make about

534. 10,000 bottles of Tabasco.

535. - That's amazing.

536. - When we first got there, I thought,

537. there's gonna be a room at the back with a

538. cup where the people are counting little bottles.

539. But when I went in, it was like, hallelujah.

540. - I was completely blown away by that place.

541. So if I go to Asia or Africa, Europe,

542. and I see Tabasco, it all comes from right here?

543. - Every bottle of Tabasco in the world is made right here.

544. Our job is to defend the world from bland food.

545. So John, why don't you open these barrels for us?

546. - Absolutely.

547. - What we have here is a barrel of Tabasco

548. mash that's been aging for up to three years.

549. - Bless you.

550. - Those chilies getting to you?

551. - Yeah.

552. - What you're gonna taste here, Jack,

553. is about ten times hotter than the sauce.

554. - Oh.

555. - Oh.

556. - Gonna get gritty.

557. - It's almost like a paste.

558. - Oh, wow.

559. - You know what it smells like?

560. It smells like money.

561. You ready to try it?

562. - I'm in.

563. - You're in.

564. - I'm not going too much.

565. - What the?

566. - It's hot.

567. It's about ten times as hot as regular Tabasco sauce.

568. - Whoo!

569. - Fuego.

570. - It gets hotter and hotter.

571. - Yeah. But that's your vibe, you love the heat.

572. I'm surprised you're getting this reaction.

573. - No, but it's the least.

574. - Come on, we'll go to the country store.

575. - It is.

576. I love how, like, when we're on the way to Tabasco

577. I'm like, let's get them some Tabasco stuff,

578. and you're like clowning me, like, oh, that's stupid.

579. No one's gonna have Tabasco.

580. - That was an interesting gift.

581. The different ones.

582. - Oh, see, it was a good gift.

583. - No. No, for someone —

584. - Yeah.

585. - If you're gonna buy someone a Tabasco gift —

586. - All right, calm down, agro.

587. Loading up on my spice.

588. Dad, I think we should be stocked up

589. for the crawfish boil, look.

590. Tabasco crawfish plate.

591. - Great.

592. - All right.

593. - All right, guys. Thanks for coming to see us.

594. - Hey, thank you, Tony.

595. - Thank you for having us.

596. Thank you very much.

597. This is a great gift to buy someone.

598. - Yeah.

599. Hot.

600. - You know.

601. - I'm fired up right now.

602. - That's fierce, man.

603. - I'm gonna go wash my hands.

604. - I was just thinking that same thing.

605. If you go for a for a piss.

606. - Oh, no.

607. - Look at this rain.

608. - Are you excited to be seeing your family?

609. - I'm really excited.

610. They're gonna be excited to see you.

611. - Oh, yeah, I hope so.

612. - Growing up, you know, you were touring a lot.

613. - Yeah.

614. - Was it difficult for you being

615. gone so much when we were younger?

616. - Well, what I used to do —

617. - Yeah.

618. - Yeah, you get kinda depressed.

619. - I never.

620. - Welcome to Jeanerette.

621. That's their house right there.

622. - Dada and Papa, here they come.

623. - Hi!

624. - Lovely whether we're having, isn't it?

625. - Oh, just like at home.

626. - Welcome, welcome to Louisiana.

627. - So this is where I grew up.

628. My parents live on the bayou.

629. - Does that ever overflow to the house?

630. - Yeah, all the time.

631. - Yeah, about halfway up the yard.

632. - Wow.

633. - There's a few alligators in there.

634. We can take a little swim —

635. - Here, come check it out.

636. - I've only seen Gerie and Pat in our house,

637. but when we went to their house,

638. I was made to feel so welcome,

639. and they're sort of really nice people to be around.

640. - The first time I was at Pat and Gerie's house,

641. I had been dating Lisa for a few months

642. and she was already pregnant.

643. - You didn't mess around.

644. - Yeah. It was slightly awkward because they were like,

645. who's this son of the devil who's knocked up my baby girl?

646. - That sounds about right.

647. What can you play on the guitar I bought you?

648. - Oh, she was singing a song the other day.

649. I videoed it. It was impressive.

650. - That's good lyrics.

651. - Pretty good lyrics.

652. - What was that song, did you make it up?

653. - Man. - Yeah.

654. - We come bearing gifts from Tabasco Land.

655. Got you a nice assortment of Tabascos.

656. - Oh, wow.

657. - Pat, you're probably gonna get excited about these.

658. - What are they?

659. - Pralines.

660. The only problem with the crawfish tray,

661. it's not big enough.

662. - Yeah.

663. - So what do you guys wanna do?

664. - I don't know, should we just basically feed my dad

665. a bunch of Cajun food?

666. - Well, we have some boudin

667. we're gonna heat up for lunch.

668. - Explain to him what boudin is.

669. - It's kind of like a sausage.

670. It's really good. - Yeah.

671. - They use the heart and the tongue

672. and all the leftovers of the cow

673. that most people don't eat.

674. The encasing is the intestines.

675. - Never.

676. - What does crawfishing entail?

677. - Who's Blu?

678. - Yeah, he's the guy that takes us duck hunting.

679. - He's about as Cajun as it gets around here.

680. - What do you bait them with?

681. - It's just old types of like meat.

682. Just the trash.

683. - They'll eat anything.

684. - Do we have to get in the water?

685. - Hopefully not because there have been

686. known to be a few snakes in the water.

687. - What kind of snakes?

688. - Water moccasins.

689. - A little bit, yeah.

690. - Rats and snakes I hate.

691. - Snakes hate rats.

692. Rats hate snakes.

693. It's like a triangle of hate.

694. You, rats, snakes.

695. - I always put ketchup on boudin,

696. and they're like, what are you doing?

697. - Hide the ketchup from Jack.

698. - No. Oh! Hey!

699. - The power went off.

700. - The backup generator kicking in?

701. - It's very hot Ozzy, you gotta wait.

702. - You want to get some ketchup on there, put it in a bun.

703. - You hush.

704. - It's not bad, right?

705. - It's delicious.

706. What do you mean, not bad?

707. - I like it.

708. - It's between rice dressing and jambalaya.

709. - That could be the final —

710. - Usually the third time it don't come back.

711. - And Ozzy has not quit eating,

712. even though the lights are out.

713. - He's hungry.

714. - They made that plate of boudin,

715. and we all sat around the counter,

716. and the power kept going off,

717. and when it come back on,

718. there'd be like less sausage on there.

719. Every time the lights went off,

720. you were like — and then the lights would come back on,

721. and you sat there chewing.

722. - Good, huh? - Mm.

723. - This is like a mini hurricane, man.

724. - Yeah, this is bad weather.

725. - Wow, look at the bayou.

726. - Tornadoes are real, but we're okay here.

727. I've never seen rain like this.

728. - I have.

729. - Oh, yeah. It's like Cajun haggis.

730. - Yes.

731. That's exactly what —

732. - Yeah, I've had haggis.

733. - Sure.

734. - What?

735. a sheep.

736. - Definitely have not a sheep.

737. - What's up, Logan?

738. What happened to your face.

739. - Oh, the cat attacked you?

740. - It's Logan, Pearl's cousin.

741. - You know what my dad's name is.

742. - How old are you, Logan?

743. - Seven?

744. Wow.

745. You're a big boy, you are.

746. - Did you see Papa?

747. You haven't seen Papa yet.

748. Give Papa a kiss.

749. - Cookies.

750. - Cookie.

751. What is your name?

752. - Logan.

753. - Logan what?

754. - Logan Amator what?

755. - Sweetie pie.

756. I'm scared of starfish.

757. - What?

758. - I'm scared of starfish.

759. I'm scared of starfish.

760. - Okay, Logan, we got it.

761. - Yes. And you're scared of hog head cheese too.

762. - It ain't no boudin.

763. - Hey, Ozzy, have you ever heard of Snapchat?

764. - No. Who's that?

765. - You.

766. - Oh, my God.

767. I'm coming to get you.

768. - Oh, my God, you look like an old grandma.

769. - Who comes up with this?

770. - I like this one.

771. I think it suits you, the lipstick.

772. - Hello.

773. - Yeah, I guess you would.

774. - Come into my classroom, I'll teach you something.

775. - I don't know what this — what is this?

776. Oh, hello.

777. - Do that one.

778. - Oh, Lord have mercy.

779. - Hey, Dad. - Yeah?

780. - Logan's got a loose tooth.

781. Buddy, let's see your loose tooth.

782. Let me feel it.

783. I don't think it's ready yet, dude.

784. It doesn't feel like it's totally ready.

785. Pull it out with pliers?

786. - Yeah.

787. - Is he really?

788. Oh! Oh!

789. - I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't.

790. - Oh! That can't be legal- That can't.

791. Dad?

792. - Yeah?

793. - You got it?

794. - Almost.

795. - His dad had a big pair of pliers.

796. - The first tooth Logan lost,

797. Logan insisted his dad use pliers.

798. Literally, Logan grabbed the pliers and put it on his tooth

799. and was like, Dad, pull it.

800. Like who does that?

801. Top front. This one right there.

802. Should we tie a string around it and slam the door?

803. - Oh!

804. - All right!

805. Tooth Fairy's coming tonight!

806. All right.

807. - How many baby teeth have you pulled?

808. - Oh, my God.

809. - Oh, wow.

810. - It was right in there.

811. - Yeah.

812. High five!

813. I can remember like two or three times

814. you pulling my teeth out,

815. but would you pull all our teeth out?

816. - Your mom would go nuts at me,

817. because I'd be drunk doing it.

818. - Oh, that's great.

819. Thanks.

820. Once again, this is why our family is so up.

821. - Have a good night sleep tonight.

822. - Thank you.

823. - Don't forget we gotta do some crawfishing in the morning.

824. - So yeah.

825. Yesterday not like any day we've had on the road thus far.

826. It was really mellow.

827. It was nice.

828. I was glad my dad came out here and got to spend some time

829. with my in-laws at their home.

830. Anyhow, today we're gonna go crawfishing,

831. and we're gonna go meet up with Blu

832. who is my father-in-law's kind of hunting guide.

833. And then we're gonna come back to the house,

834. fire up a massive pot of... crawfish.

835. So yeah, it's gonna be a good time.

836. And then Pearl will probably just be here with her iPad

837. being a typical five year old.

838. Right, Pearl? Yeah, that's what I thought.

839. - Come in.

840. - Ozzy, wake up.

841. - Oh, Logan, give me a break, son.

842. I pulled your tooth, what else do you want?

843. - I want to sleep.

844. Oh hell.

845. - Good morning.

846. - Good morning.

847. - How'd you sleep?

848. - He was wanting you to pull out another tooth

849. so he could get another dollar.

850. - Good morning, Prince of Darkness.

851. Care for a cup of coffee?

852. - Coffee would be nice.

853. - A little cream or just —

854. - Just black. - Okay.

855. - Ozzy, drink up, man, we got some work to go do.

856. - Did you just chug that whole coffee?

857. He doesn't even enjoy it.

858. - No, he just pounds it.

859. - Done already?

860. - He's like a beast when it comes to that.

861. - So are we gonna catch any crawfish today?

862. - They already baited and set.

863. We're gonna go and pick them up.

864. - It's basically like "Deadliest Catch" just not as deadly.

865. - This ought to work for small snakes.

866. - All right, we'll see you guys.

867. - Hey, look what I found, man.

868. - Is that our first line of defense?

869. - That's it.

870. That's the only line.

871. - Should we hit the road?

872. - Yes, sir, let's go.

873. - Pat, how long have you known Blu?

874. - At least 15 years.

875. He only speaks French.

876. - So he'd like to tell you.

877. - Yeah. No, he speaks English, but it's —

878. - It's barely English. - Yeah.

879. - What's up, Blu?

880. - What's up, Jack?

881. - How you doing?

882. Dad, this is Blu. - How you doing, Oz?

883. - Good to see you.

884. - I think you need this.

885. - Y'all ready to go do some damage?

886. - Yeah.

887. - Let's go.

888. - Hey, let's get a picture.

889. - Here we go, y'all.

890. - Fils-putain.

891. - That means "son of a bitch."

892. I think we need to give Dad a good experience.

893. - Don't scare him too much.

894. - We won't.

895. - He looks like Zorro.

896. - Oh, yeah.

897. - You look like Cajun Zorro.

898. - Watch your sword.

899. Are we ready to rock and roll?

900. - Yeah. Let's do it.

901. - Crawfish, all right.

902. - I mean, when they bite, do they hurt?

903. - We're gonna let one bite you just so you know.

904. - I'll put one on my nipple.

905. - Allons.

906. - Allons, that means "let's go."

907. - Allons.

908. - Hey, pick up that cage, Ozzy.

909. Ozzy's crawfishing in Cajun country.

910. We might have to use Ozzy as a worker.

911. - That's a big one.

912. - Baise mon cul?

913. - You're learning the Cajun language, man.

914. - All right. We got another one right here.

915. - Oh! - Shake it in the water.

916. - Big ones.

917. - Whoo!

918. - Captain of Louisiana, buddy.

919. - You could do it all day long, then you'd get 30 sacks.

920. - Wow.

921. - Hey, Blu, we got to take him hunting next time.

922. See if they can shoot something moving.

923. - What do you think?

924. Think you could be a Cajun?

925. - Oh, yeah, he's gonna be a Cajun.

926. I got him going already.

927. - All right. Now we're gonna tie this sack here.

928. This one's full.

929. So, we're gonna put another one one,

930. and then we'll get ready for the next one.

931. - Look, we got a snake in here, man.

932. Got a little snake.

933. - Oh!

934. - Watch it, that's a dangerous snake.

935. - Stand up. - No, he's dangerous.

936. Cut him with his knife.

937. - Where's the knife?

938. Where's the knife?

939. Watch out.

940. Back up.

941. - Oh, no!

942. - Oh, yeah, now you got him.

943. - Oh, he's good.

944. He's good.

945. - He was snapping at me.

946. - How dare you come on this boat.

947. - It was self defense all the way.

948. All way.

949. Whoo, this is dangerous.

950. - One ex snake. - What is that?

951. - Dangerous occupation.

952. - What was this?

953. - That's like a water snake.

954. - How did it get in then?

955. - He'll make you sick as a dog if he bites you.

956. - Wow.

957. - Now, when they got a red belly,

958. they're more dangerous than anything.

959. - I told you that machete was gonna come in handy.

960. That's why I brought it.

961. - The snakes on that boat.

962. - Oh, my God. I was not expecting that.

963. - Oh, another snake.

964. Another snake.

965. Look at him, look at him.

966. - Oh, wow, look at that guy.

967. - It's a big one.

968. - Oh, man, we almost had to get the machete out again.

969. - Dad's like, this.

970. I'm done with this

971. - He's trying to kill me.

972. - What do you think, Pat?

973. We got enough for the boil?

974. - I think we got enough to eat.

975. - What, about a hundred pounds right there?

976. - About 120.

977. - Whoo.

978. Let's hit the road.

979. See you at the house.

980. - All right.

981. - It was fun.

982. - I'd say we had a pretty good day.

983. We could eat two sacks and sell two sacks

984. and probably make about $50, $60.

985. Since I'm the entrepreneur, I keep all the profit.

986. - Thanks for driving.

987. - All right, we made it.

988. There's a nap coming in.

989. - Uncle Ozzy!

990. - Hello.

991. - I missed you!

992. - You did?

993. - Whoo, they're not happy.

994. Look at that.

995. - Yeah.

996. - Can you say hi to Blu?

997. - Come give me a hug. I want a hug.

998. I want a hug.

999. All right.

1000. - Grab his tail.

1001. He's not gonna bit you if you grab its tail.

1002. Oh, you got him, Pearl.

1003. - (Inaudible) you just drop him in.

1004. Drop them in whole

1005. - Leave them in the bag with everything,

1006. the paper and everything?

1007. - Everything.

1008. Go and put this.

1009. Y'all can pour them.

1010. - All of them in?

1011. - Yes, sir.

1012. Pour all of that in.

1013. - Is that boudin?

1014. - No, sausage.

1015. - Oh, okay.

1016. - I'm calling him Dad.

1017. - There we go.

1018. - Ozzy, I like that necklace.

1019. - I need all the help I can get.

1020. - You rinsed them all the way to the top?

1021. - Suck the head, eat the ass.

1022. - All right, here we go.

1023. Put them in there.

1024. There you go, just like that.

1025. - All right, that's good.

1026. All right, here we go.

1027. - Adios.

1028. - Game over.

1029. - There we go.

1030. - Next batch, no gloves.

1031. - All right.

1032. He went in, he went in.

1033. - Here you go.

1034. Go!

1035. - That's for the men right there.

1036. That's for the real mean.

1037. - All right. That's good.

1038. Whoo!

1039. - Now, this is gonna be hot, okay?

1040. - Okay.

1041. - Don't go too far.

1042. Like that.

1043. Whoa, no, no, don't go too far.

1044. Dump it in

1045. - What?

1046. - Here we go.

1047. Do you know how to take them and pop them?

1048. - Yeah. What you — like that?

1049. - Let me show you another way.

1050. Let me show you.

1051. Watch me good.

1052. Push, turn, pull.

1053. - Whoa!

1054. - Pinch, grab.

1055. - Thank you.

1056. - Wow, Blu, that was intense.

1057. - Mm.

1058. - You want to try some?

1059. - Yeah. I've never eaten on.

1060. - All right.

1061. Watch.

1062. Push, turn, pinch, pull.

1063. - Oh, here, eat that.

1064. Eat it, it's fine.

1065. It's good.

1066. Shrimp.

1067. - Yeah.

1068. - Here we go, let him try.

1069. - Bend.

1070. - So stretch, push, turn, pull, and eat.

1071. - There you go.

1072. Like that.

1073. If you pull it up enough, you can just take it

1074. and pull it out with your teeth.

1075. There you go.

1076. Now it's gonna come out.

1077. Now you got it. - There you go.

1078. Got the hang.

1079. There you go.

1080. Good, right?

1081. This is like a big ol' buffet.

1082. - These are like the best crawfish I've ever had.

1083. So good.

1084. - Look at that.

1085. I'll let you have this one, babe.

1086. This is for you.

1087. - Thank you.

1088. That's better than a diamond ring, babe.

1089. He gave me the big crawfish.

1090. - Try this sausage.

1091. - You just keep eating until you can't breathe.

1092. That's the rule.

1093. - You feel like you were tapping into your Cajun side?

1094. - Well, I'm all for trying stuff that I've never tried.

1095. It was really good.

1096. But it was fun, it was good, the hospitality,

1097. the way I was treated there.

1098. I felt at home.

1099. I felt really good.

1100. You have really nice in-laws.

1101. - Yeah.

1102. - Better than mine.

1103. They're all crooks.

1104. I never thought in my life that I would be eating traditional —

1105. - Cajun crawfish.

1106. - Cajun crawfish.

1107. - On the bayou.

1108. - By the bayou.