Ozzy and Jack's World Detour 2x4

1. - Well, I have a surprise.

2. - You do?

3. - It's downstairs.

4. - Oh, no. It's not a living, breathing, or dead body?

5. - No. The surprise I have for you, I got a new RV.

6. - Really?

7. - Let's go down, check it out.

8. If you absolutely categorically hate it—

9. - Yeah.

10. - You'll just have to suffer.

11. - off.

12. - You can go home then.

13. - Oh, no.

14. - What do you think it' gonna be like?

15. - It is not.

16. - It's not a vintage?

17. - It's not a vintage. It's brand new.

18. - I would like to introduce you to the Pleasure Way.

19. - What's nostalgic about the thing?

20. - You will grow to love it. Please, observe.

21. - Oh, this thing ain't rock and roll.

22. - Well, let me just show you around.

23. Oh, for all our sleeping desires.

24. - Well, where you gonna sleeping?

25. - Cuddling. Spooning.

26. We can make dinner. Full kitchen.

27. And now for the coups de grace.

28. - But, you know, we have a rule,

29. no dumping on the bus.

30. - No dumping on the bus,

31. but am I wrong in saying that this is not a nice-

32. - It's not a GMC mobile home.

33. - You're right, it's not.

34. Look at all this. Space.

35. This is Boogie Wagon 2017.

36. - It's not bad luck.

37. - Okay.

38. - My name is Jack Osbourne.

39. World adventurer, thrill seeker, and adrenaline junkie.

40. And this is my dad, Ozzy. Heavy metal God —

41. - Are you ready?

42. - Prince of Darkness.

43. And loving grandfather.

44. Growing up, my dad was away from home a lot touring,

45. and we missed hanging out.

46. So now we've decided to hit the road together

47. and make up for lost time,

48. traveling from Florida to Alaska,

49. taking in all the beauty.

50. Wow.

51. - And the bizarre that America has to offer.

52. - What the is that?

53. - There are no roadies, no tour buses, no boundaries.

54. All aboard!

55. - Welcome to "Ozzy & Jack's World Detour."

56. - Let's rock and roll.

57. - Yeehaw, we're in Kentucky.

58. We're making our way to Muncie, Indiana,

59. where I happen to be a reserve on the

60. Muncie City Police Department,

61. and have been for about 10 years.

62. Ultimately the goal is to get my dad to

63. Muncie and he's gonna do a ride along with the department.

64. He's never been there with me.

65. He's met my friends who are cops.

66. It's just kinda this weird thing I just go

67. and do and his interaction with law enforcement has been

68. him either getting pulled over or arrested.

69. So this is gonna be a unique experience for him.

70. We're also gonna go to a horse farm where they breed,

71. like, champion horses.

72. Pearl is quite the equestrian enthusiast.

73. When I told her that I'm in Kentucky,

74. that's where the horse races happen,

75. she got very excited and is now begging me for a pony.

76. - Daddy, please you buy me a—a real pony

77. before you come home? Please!

78. - Yeah. I think that was more encouraged by my wife.

79. I think this is gonna be very comfortable.

80. Our maiden voyage begins.

81. Oh, this things got some giddyup.

82. This thing is like super buttery to drive.

83. - Yeah. The Pleasure Way.

84. - Hmm.

85. - The seat is much for comfortable, right?

86. - Yeah.

87. - Hell yeah, it will. We're good.

88. - The toilets work which is a plus,

89. but it ain't a GMC.

90. - Apparently Colonel Sanders' grave is around here somewhere.

91. Want to check it out?

92. - Okay, sure.

93. When I first came to this country,

94. oh, wow, chicken in a bucket.

95. - Wow, chicken in a bucket.

96. Here we go.

97. We're entering the final resting place of the Colonel.

98. - Wow.

99. - This is like a really, really beautiful graveyard.

100. - I think we are here. Here he is.

101. - Colonel Harold Sanders and his beloved wife, Claudia.

102. As a kid you told me that you met the Colonel.

103. - I think I did a million years ago.

104. - I thought he had a great big giant bucket

105. with his head sticking out of itself.

106. - He was a 33 degree mason.

107. - What does that mean?

108. - It's like of the highest order,

109. but I don't know what that knife and sun thing is.

110. - Looks like it. I know he got in trouble,

111. like he was involved in a death.

112. He was a— he was a known—

113. - Yeah. He killed about five million chicken.

114. - Can you say chicken?

115. - Chicken. I feel like chicken tonight.

116. - Everyone say fried chicken.

117. - Are you hungry?

118. - Starving.

119. - Let's go get some fried chicken.

120. So there's this place which is known

121. for having the best fried chicken around,

122. and in particular, it's spicy fried chicken.

123. - I don't want it too spicy.

124. It just gets all over you as well.

125. - Well, this place, so it doesn't get

126. all over you, gives you rubber gloves.

127. - And—

128. - A glass of milk.

129. How's that bathroom?

130. - It's all right.

131. - Was it pleasurable?

132. I'll go order us some food.

133. Do you want iced tea, extra lemon?

134. - Lots of lemon.

135. - Okay.

136. Ready to go.

137. I believe that's yours.

138. - Number nine.

139. - So I told Pearl that we're in Kentucky

140. where all the horses come from.

141. Now she keeps asking me to bring her back a pony.

142. - Don't buy a pony.

143. - I'm not buying a pony.

144. - How many horses have you owned?

145. - One.

146. - One?

147. - Turpin?

148. - Yeah.

149. - Horses are dangerous.

150. - What's up guys? - Hey, how's it going?

151. - Got some chicken tenders, medium.

152. All right.

153. Now, I've got the hot, and now we have the extra hot.

154. - That's not the gonzo, right?

155. - No. I got that one coming up next.

156. - Okay. Do you have to wear the hazmat suit for that?

157. - We have some gloves.

158. - Okay.

159. - All right, guys.

160. Now we got the gonzo right here.

161. - Gonzo.

162. - Accompanied with some milk and a pair of gloves.

163. - Okay.

164. Do you recommend the use of both?

165. - Oh, yeah, for sure. - Okay.

166. - Do you guys need anything else?

167. - I think we're good.

168. - All right, sweet. - Thank you.

169. - Why did you order so much chicken?

170. - Well, variety is the spice of life and the spice of chicken.

171. - What? Did you just call me a pig?

172. - The gon—no.

173. You doing it? You're doing it.

174. - If I go, you have a go.

175. - Is it kicking in? - No.

176. hell!

177. - Ooh.

178. This isn't cool.

179. - I don't like this.

180. - Whoo!

181. It was very hot.

182. - When you went to the bathroom,

183. did you wash your hands before?

184. - Yes, and after.

185. - Okay.

186. - Faaaa. Yi yi yi yi yi yi.

187. - When consuming flaming hot chicken,

188. it's always wise to avoid contact

189. with the penile area afterwards.

190. - I've learned that before now.

191. - Ahh!

192. I'm done.

193. - Sluggish rainy day today.

194. - I'm just curious, you know?

195. Pearl wants a horse.

196. - Don't buy a horse.

197. - Well —

198. - Eight hours?

199. - And he's walking and he's going—he's farting.

200. - But Kentucky is the home of pure horses.

201. - I just want to see these, like, thoroughbreds.

202. I'm just curious, you know?

203. - Drive on.

204. - Drive on.

205. - Supposed to rain on and off all day, yeah.

206. - Can I borrow this gray one, Jack?

207. - Yeah.

208. - Oh,

209. - What?

210. Oh, you got the seatbelt on.

211. - Welcome to Spy Coast Farm. This is Lisa Lourie.

212. - Hi, how do you do?

213. - Hi, Lisa. Hi. Jack, nice to meet to you.

214. - She owns the place. - Nice to meet you.

215. - Ozzy. - Good to meet you.

216. So we hear you're interested in a pony?

217. - Potentially.

218. Well, I'm not, but my child is.

219. - Would you like to meet a pony?

220. - Sure. Let's go— let's go meet the pony.

221. - This is our youngest foal. It's about six days old.

222. - I can watch this all day long.

223. - I'm starting to think you wanted

224. a pony more than Pearl does.

225. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

226. - Just like Pearl.

227. - Well, would you like to see a little more of the farm?

228. - Yeah, sure. Let's go cruise.

229. - We'll show you how the whole process starts.

230. - Uh, okay.

231. - Our specialty is getting older performance mares pregnant.

232. We have the ability to use both fresh semen and frozen semen.

233. - Oh.

234. - So— - Wow.

235. - I just put this into a syringe and then

236. I go and I can breed the mare.

237. - The whole load.

238. - Ah!

239. - So by doing it this way,

240. you can ship semen all over the United States

241. and Canada.

242. - No, they're not cold.

243. - How does it stay so— is there like dry ice

244. you have to replace, or—

245. - Yeah, she'll show you. - It's full of liquid nitrogen.

246. - Wow. - Whoa.

247. - Whoo!

248. - I felt like we were in, like, Jurassic Park

249. when they were showing us the crazy

250. dry ice frozen horse semen.

251. I was like wondering are they breeding horses or dinosaurs.

252. - Oh, my God.

253. - What's up, Stallion?

254. - So each little straw is a stallion.

255. - This is so interesting. - Yes, very interesting.

256. - I don't think I've ever, uh, thought about semen so much.

257. - This is about $500,000 worth of semen right here.

258. - Wow.

259. - Well, let's go to the breeding shed

260. and we'll show you how it's done.

261. - Okay.

262. - Oh, no.

263. I'm standing with my back to the wall.

264. - Welcome to the breeding shed.

265. - Is like the hourly motel kind of thing?

266. - This is where the magic happens.

267. And this is our stallion Diktator.

268. - Diktator?

269. I'm the Diktator. Diktation.

270. - All right, it's game time.

271. - Oh. Oh. Oh!

272. - It's like a blow up doll for a horse

273. - He's gonna jump on top of it like it's a mare, and then—

274. - I wouldn't mind one of those.

275. - Well, if you want to hop on it when we're done.

276. - No thank you.

277. - Just so you know what we're getting into.

278. Oh!

279. - This is—

280. - Don't you mean what he's getting into.

281. This is the artificial vagina.

282. - It looks like a giant condom.

283. - Here he comes.

284. Literally. Figuratively.

285. - Literally.

286. So he's gonna—look at the mare and get excited.

287. - Getting fired up.

288. - Smell her. And see, she's gonna

289. pee and wink at him.

290. And so he starts to get an erection.

291. - And that is a massive glove.

292. - I check it to make sure it's tight enough.

293. - She knows just how he likes it.

294. - Oh.

295. - That's perfect. A little more lube, please.

296. - That wasn't a little. That was a lot, okay?

297. - Never enough lube.

298. - A little bit of lube goes a long way.

299. - Good boy. Good boy.

300. - Sure you don't want to help?

301. - No, thanks. - You sure?

302. - Is that it?

303. - And now we give him a cigarette.

304. - He's like, ah.

305. - And she gets nothing.

306. - And then I take the goods.

307. - No, thanks.

308. - No, thank you.

309. - I feel like I need a shower now.

310. - You wanna come and see what we're

311. doing in here in the lab?

312. - Ah!

313. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Get it away.

314. - Ay yi yi yi yi.

315. - This is the gel which is- I'm gonna come over here.

316. - Dad, get out of my way.

317. - Wow.

318. - Then, this is the baby bottle liner that we use

319. because they're disposable.

320. - Mm-hmm.

321. - There you go, hat's the stuff.

322. - That's the goods right there.

323. - Liquid gold.

324. - I wouldn't lean on that, buddy.

325. That's my jacket you're wearing.

326. - I didn't want to touch a damn thing in there.

327. - You didn't want to just have a little-

328. - No.

329. - A little sip? A little-

330. - No way, Ray.

331. Stop it. Behave.

332. You know, that was kind of interesting.

333. - It was very— it was fascinating.

334. In going to that horse farm,

335. not only did I learn how to jack off a horse,

336. but I also learned that if Pearl really wants a pony—

337. - No, no, no, no, no.

338. Don't buy her a horse straightaway.

339. - You had a donkey

340. living in your house?

341. - Of course, it's a donkey.

342. What do you think it's gonna do, like a little wispy?

343. - There's something wrong with you.

344. We're in Kentucky.

345. Ultimately we're making our way up to Muncie, Indiana

346. where I happen to be a police reserve.

347. We're gonna do some training with the

348. police department there.

349. We're also gonna go to Transylvania University,

350. which sounds like some kind of children's cartoon.

351. There is a museum there called the Moosnick Museum.

352. It's kind of like a museum of medical oddities,

353. if you will.

354. I think it's the kind of stuff that gets Dad excited.

355. Can you guess why?

356. - We're going to the Moosnick Museum?

357. - No. It's called the Moosnick.

358. - Nick?

359. - Nick. Moosnick?

360. - So the Moosnick Museum is attached to

361. Transylvania University.

362. - How far is that?

363. - It's about an hour and 20 minutes from here.

364. - Okay.

365. - That drive took forever.

366. - It only felt like it took forever

367. because you wouldn't stop talking.

368. - Not true. That's lies.

369. Hello?

370. - Hi guys. - How's it going?

371. - Hi, I'm Jamie. Good to meet you.

372. - Nice to meet you, Jamie. Jack. Pleasure.

373. - Good to meet you.

374. - Why is this called Transylvania University?

375. - It does mean "across the woods,"

376. and there's this huge forest between Kentucky

377. and the rest of the world.

378. - Yeah.

379. So what's Transylvania University known for?

380. - It's one of the earliest medical schools.

381. About the third medical college in America,

382. and we got a cool stuff left over.

383. - Really?

384. - That's why you're here I take it.

385. - Yeah, yeah.

386. Can we take a look at this stuff?

387. - Yeah, definitely. Definitely.

388. This is our museum room.

389. - This is amazing.

390. - Wow.

391. - I knew you were gonna like it because of

392. all the weird they had there.

393. - Well, I am the Prince of Darkness.

394. Is that real? - Yeah.

395. - Wow. - What's this?

396. - This is actual of the model of a brain of somebody

397. who has syphilis.

398. These are really, really fragile.

399. - Watch out, Dad.

400. - So certain things I'll let you touch.

401. - Why do you have to touch every single artifact

402. when we go to these museums?

403. You're like, what's that?

404. - And you don't? And you don't?

405. - No, I don't because I look with my eyes.

406. - I've got bad eyesight.

407. - We failed at the end of the Civil War

408. because our medical school burned,

409. but we were also kind of in trouble because

410. it was very difficult to get bodies in Lexington.

411. The only way to get a body was to rob a grave.

412. There was no legal way to trade cadavers back then,

413. and our students, there were reports of them

414. getting shot at.

415. They would get arrested periodically

416. and taken downtown and put on trial.

417. - Wow, that's crazy.

418. It's amazing to me that back in the day

419. medical students used to get shot

420. at and arrested for grave robbing.

421. - They were only doing their homework.

422. - Well, I have a few things that I don't normally show people

423. when they're touring, but you guys came a long

424. way and this is kind of a special event.

425. - Thank you.

426. - So we were founded in 1780.

427. - Mm-hmm.

428. - And we started teaching medicine by 1799.

429. And we have a few artifacts that date to 1802.

430. Be very careful, but I'm gonna let you

431. open this if you'd like to see what's inside.

432. - Okay. Be gentle.

433. - Be gentle.

434. - What is that?

435. Well, is—I mean, I know what they are.

436. - Well, you know what they are, right?

437. - But why?

438. - But why do we have these?

439. Originally they would have been mounted

440. with the bladder and all the nerves and arteries so that

441. you could teach the anatomy so that people

442. could learn how to cut and actually—

443. - Are these real?

444. - They're real.

445. - How did they lose a penis?

446. - They were dead.

447. - Oh, they were dead. - Yeah.

448. They weren't removed while they were alive.

449. - Now where did he say them penises came from?

450. - Men?

451. - Oh, no, no.

452. - That's really cool.

453. - I've got another cool thing to I think you guys want to see.

454. - No. Those are burned in the fire.

455. We actually three, and I know they all

456. burned in the fire.

457. So in 1876 when Transy was about

458. a hundred years old, in Bath County, Kentucky,

459. a farmer went out one morning

460. and saw meat falling from the sky.

461. - What? - What the is it?

462. - It's meat.

463. - And so it goes by the name Flesh Fall,

464. or the Kentucky Meat Rain.

465. - That's weird.

466. - This may—there's no other way to describe it, is there.

467. - I mean, is that— be careful.

468. - Let's—let's be—yeah. - Be very careful, dad.

469. - That came out of the sky? hell.

470. - Well, some people did. - Oh, no.

471. - We wouldn't do that today,

472. but people actually tasted it to try

473. and figure out what it was.

474. - Oh.

475. - Some people thought it came from space,

476. but, of course, it would burn up just like meteors do.

477. - Yeah.

478. - Some people thought it was manna, which is—

479. - hell.

480. - Don't touch that.

481. - I'm not touching it.

482. - That's our hairball.

483. - That's your massive hairball?

484. - Just—just don't— yeah—

485. - Oh, my God.

486. I thought it was gonna be light.

487. - That's the largest hairball ever discovered,

488. and you're like, what, this, and you just start

489. picking it up.

490. I'm like, no, don't—what—

491. Have you got eyeballs on the end of the fingers?

492. - No.

493. - This is from the stomach of a cow.

494. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

495. - And they've four stomachs.

496. So you can actually fill one with hair.

497. - And you'd find all kinds of things.

498. - Wow.

499. - Isn't it weird that that hairball

500. had its own Twitter account?

501. - It's own Twitter? - Yeah.

502. - It's a hairball.

503. - So we are on our way to Muncie, Indiana,

504. where I happen to be a reserve on

505. the Muncie City Police Department.

506. We spent the night in Lexington, Kentucky.

507. It's actually kind of a cool state

508. to be honest with you.

509. I really enjoyed my time here thus far.

510. Today is Easter, and for Easter

511. I got my dad a sweet little Easter basket.

512. You know, it's got a little bunny, some chocolates.

513. He's gonna go, no, no, no, I don't want that.

514. I don't want the chocolate.

515. And then in about 20 minutes he's gonna

516. eat it all just because that's how he is.

517. - Welly, well, well.

518. My son in here spent the night on the bus.

519. - Yes.

520. Do you want some coffee? Breakfast?

521. - Yeah, I'll have some coffee.

522. - Is there a table?

523. - Yep.

524. - Oh, welly, well, well. A tripod.

525. Get it going there.

526. Oh, my goodness. Very well.

527. - Here's some coffee. Oh, happy Easter.

528. - Happy Easter.

529. Oh, this is a nice rabbit.

530. Calories from fat 100. hell.

531. What's in these? Green eggs.

532. Why the hell is it in a green egg?

533. - Just give it a cuddle.

534. - Ah!

535. - Ooh, the Ark Encounter.

536. - I think I've read about that online.

537. - Should we go see it?

538. - Me on Easter Sunday going to a ark?

539. My people will never believe me.

540. - You'll like it. You're gonna —

541. - Okay.

542. - All right. We're going into the lion's den, right?

543. - The lion's den?

544. - Yes.

545. - No. But best behavior, no swearing.

546. - Am I'm saying I'm going religious?

547. I'm just saying if you want to start spouting

548. off about F this, that,

549. this is, they're gonna kill you.

550. - The rain as we pull off to the ark,

551. it starts to rain upon us.

552. - Oh, my son, Happy Easter.

553. Ah!

554. - Ah, the Ark Encounter. We are near.

555. - What the is this?

556. - Geez, this thing is insane.

557. - That is unbelievable.

558. - That is insanely big.

559. - Wow, wow, very wow. What a boat.

560. Oh, it stinks of.

561. - What'd I say? Best behavior.

562. Here, let's take a picture.

563. - The power of Christ compels you.

564. - Watch it. You gotta play it cool here though.

565. - I am playing it cool.

566. - Whoa. Wow.

567. - This is absolutely incredible. This is unbelievable.

568. What the are these? Sloth Kind.

569. He didn't have no to fly around the world.

570. Where did he get them from?

571. - He just collected them.

572. That's why it took 120 years. He had to get all the animals.

573. - Hello. Oink oink.

574. What the are these? Megasauraus.

575. Oh, these are Pterodactyls.

576. How did Noah keep a T-Rex in a cage?

577. - You know, I thought long and hard about this,

578. and I figured it out.

579. - Go on.

580. - T-Rex have little tiny arms. They can't pick locks.

581. - Yeah.

582. - Look at these beams of wood.

583. - Language. The Lord is watching.

584. - Is this Moses?

585. Reading the paper.

586. - That's Ozzy Osbourne.

587. - Come on.

588. Would you like to know a fun fact about this here door?

589. - Yeah.

590. - It is the most photographed door in America.

591. - This actual door. - Yeah.

592. This door is the most photographed door in America.

593. Go stand under it, I'll take a picture.

594. It's your new album cover.

595. - Yeah.

596. I don't know if we're supposed to go up there.

597. - It says staff only.

598. - Well, I'll pretend I'm one of the staff.

599. - That's believable. Come on, then.

600. You lead the way if you're gonna trespass.

601. - See. Oh, good grief. It's like an apartment block.

602. - It is. It's like a mall.

603. - You could have a little village living in here.

604. - Yeah. We should get out of here.

605. - Oh, let's go.

606. - What do you think would've happened if they

607. found us in the Staff Only level of the ark?

608. - Ready?

609. - Perfect. Ready, one, two, three.

610. There we go. Perfect. - Let's see.

611. - And you take that to the gift shop downstairs.

612. - Okay. - Yeah.

613. - And I'd just like to say I'm a big fan.

614. My car's name is Sharon.

615. So when I'm mad at her, I'm like, Sharon!

616. Very funny.

617. Right on. Thank you.

618. - Thank you.

619. Can I swear now?

620. - So are you ready to uphold the long arm

621. of the law?

622. - No.

623. What's the deal with this—this cop thing?

624. Why can't you be a normal kid or guy—

625. - What do you mean? I am normal.

626. I think that everyone should be of service to

627. their community to some degree.

628. - Well, I don't want to be in no

629. harm's way.

630. - You're not going to be in harm's way, I promise you.

631. - But I'm not a wuss, but—

632. - I got a bag full of bulletproof vests too.

633. - Oh, fabulous.

634. - So one will fit you.

635. - Look at that. That's bulletproof.

636. - Oh, fantastic.

637. Where do I wear this, on my face then?

638. - You weirdo. - What?

639. - How's it going? - Hello.

640. - Hello. - How are you?

641. - Good, how you doing? - Fine, thanks.

642. - Ooh, ice cream sandwiches.

643. - I love ice cream, but I just can't eat it anymore.

644. - Except when you do.

645. - Can we get all this?

646. Jack? - Yeah.

647. - This ice cream is great.

648. - Is it?

649. - Taste. Taste. it's great.

650. - Mm. Wow. Try one of these.

651. - No.

652. - No, no, no, no.

653. - No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

654. - It's Oreos.

655. - No, thank you. I do not a Oreo.

656. - Just put it in your mouth. Try it.

657. - Pretty good, right?

658. - Piss. There you go.

659. Oh, off.

660. - Oh.

661. - Oh, that was close.

662. - Here we go.

663. - You know, in all seriousness, I am really

664. excited that you're coming to do this.

665. - Why?

666. - It's including you in something that's

667. been a part of my life for a long time.

668. - Yeah.

669. - And, you know, I want you to see it.

670. - I had the opportunity to join the department and

671. I went through the academy and I became

672. a reserve, and I've just maintained my reserve

673. status there for the last 10 years.

674. - Today is the day When I take my dad

675. on his very first ride along.

676. We're gonna spend the whole day with the

677. Muncie Police Department.

678. It's definitely be a baptism by fire for my dad.

679. He's never seen anything like this on this

680. side of the fence.

681. We got my handcuffs, extra mags, flashlight,

682. my sidearm, baton, medical kit,

683. bullet proof vest, boots.

684. Oh, I think it's bullocks.

685. - Freeze.

686. - Oh, hell. Is that your uniform?

687. - It is. - Wow.

688. - You want put the vest on now?

689. - I don't think I'll be wearing this in action today, son,

690. but you never know.

691. - There you go. Now you're gangster.

692. Let's see. That's a good look.

693. But you'll find you get to kind of like—

694. kind of liking it.

695. - Well, it's very apparent you're wearing a vest.

696. - I like a good uniform.

697. - Funny, coming from you.

698. Are you nervous? - No.

699. - Morning.

700. - Morning. Good to see you again.

701. - Good to see you too. - You guys all rested up?

702. - Yeah, I think so.

703. Seth and I became friends when I joined

704. the department.

705. A couple times I would work midnights with him.

706. We've gone on a couple trips together, like,

707. he's a good dude.

708. - Have you ever seen Jack do any police work at all?

709. - No, but I've seen him do a few tantrums.

710. - Exactly the same thing. - Yeah.

711. We'll get him involved a little bit today

712. and actually do a little bit of training too of some

713. different types of car stops, and we'll

714. probably get you involved as well,

715. and have you help us out. - Okay.

716. - Pearl wants to Facetime us.

717. Hey. What's going on?

718. Hey look, here's Papa.

719. - Lisa, say hi to Seth. - Hi, Pearl.

720. - Hey, I hear you have a birthday coming up.

721. - Yeah, you are.

722. - You're having some coffee?

723. A coffee and bacon?

724. She's drinking coffee and eating bacon.

725. She's a real American.

726. - Alrighty, Pearl. I love you guys.

727. I love you, bye.

728. Seth, what made you want to become a police officer?

729. - My grandfather and my dad were both policemen

730. here in Muncie.

731. - Yeah.

732. - So ever since I was a little kid,

733. I always knew I wanted to be a policeman.

734. - I had no idea what I wanted to be.

735. I left school and my job on occasion was

736. wanting to be a plumber.

737. Then I heard the Beatles and it all changed.

738. - Yeah.

739. I can't believe there's no—no calls.

740. Quiet as a mouse. Nothing going on.

741. - All the bad guys are still sleeping, I think.

742. - They must know that you're out.

743. You guys have time to swing by the FOP to do

744. a couple mock stops.

745. - For sure.

746. - We realized about Jack pretty early on,

747. he has the mindset of a policeman.

748. If he wanted to change careers and

749. be a policeman, I would ride with him

750. any day of the week.

751. - Yeah?

752. - Thank you, Seth.

753. I appreciate that.

754. Now, you want to learn how to get hit?

755. - No, thank you.

756. - Seth, you want to teach him how to properly handcuff?

757. - Yeah. Yeah.

758. So take your right hand and hold it down there.

759. So you're trying to put his hands behind his back.

760. - Hands behind your back.

761. - Put it on.

762. Perfect.

763. - I'm going to lunch now. See you later.

764. - Great. Thanks.

765. - In the Muncie, Indiana criminal justice system,

766. the police are visited by a crazy rockstar

767. and his son.

768. These are their stories.

769. Shut the car off.

770. - Say "with your left hand put the keys on the roof."

771. - Now, with your left hand, place the keys on the roof.

772. - Now tell him to exit the vehicle slowly.

773. - Exit the vehicle slowly.

774. - And keep your hands where we can see them.

775. - And keep your hands where we can see them.

776. - Tell him to face the other way.

777. - Face the other way.

778. - Keep walking back until you tell him to stop.

779. - Now walk back until we tell you to stop.

780. Keep coming very slow.

781. Now do a silly dance.

782. - You were on it with your traffic stops

783. until you asked them to shake his.

784. - I am Ironman.

785. - So basically what we're gonna start doing

786. is a little bit of K-9 training,

787. some bite work with Chris and—

788. - I won't get bitten, will I?

789. - If you want to. - We don't know yet.

790. - No, no, no, no, no.

791. - I'm probably gonna get bitten.

792. - Well, you're young enough you can recover.

793. - I don't know.

794. I'm not that young anymore. So what's the plan?

795. - We're gonna get you in the bite suit

796. so that the dog can bite you anywhere

797. on your body pretty much except your head.

798. - Okay.

799. Does he ever bite heads? - It's happened.

800. - You're getting excited. Look at you.

801. You're like, yeah!

802. They call these dog fur missiles because it's

803. like getting hit with a fur missile.

804. - Really fast.

805. - Cool. Should we get geared up?

806. - Grab the pants and jump.

807. - So you'll be amazed at how fast this dog is.

808. - Just my foot fetish is flaring up, guys.

809. - Gross.

810. - Just touch the foot, yeah. There you go.

811. - Jack loves this.

812. - So you see how bulky that suit is.

813. Try going out for a jog in this.

814. - Watch out. Dog's coming out.

815. - He's fired up.

816. - Oh, yeah.

817. Off. Off.

818. - Okay. So give him the demand.

819. - Stop! Police!

820. You're under arrest. - you!

821. - Stop! Police! Stop! Police!

822. - Stop now or we're gonna send the dog.

823. - Stop now or we're gonna send the dog.

824. - You should've got my wife to do that.

825. That's my kind of dog.

826. - So why didn't you want to get in the suit?

827. - You must be my son to have volunteered

828. with this.

829. - I surrender.

830. - He won't let go, look.

831. - Carlos, you're a mad dog.

832. - Good boy. You want to try now?

833. - No.

834. - Why not?

835. - No, thank you. No, thank you.

836. - You know, they're not like aggressive,

837. they just want to play.

838. - Fabulous.

839. - On the leash?

840. - No, thank you. - Okay.

841. Thanks for thinking about me though.

842. - At least buy a drink, sir.

843. - Why is so hard to get your pants undone?

844. - Good boy.

845. - Basically we have four targets for you

846. guys to shoot.

847. The first target is the green target here

848. on the right.

849. - Green.

850. - And then we'll switch over to your

851. left and shoot the green target on the left.

852. - Bam, bam. - Yeah.

853. Then we'll shoot the third target close to

854. the white car, and then your last shot will be

855. the red circle that's on the paper target.

856. - Okay.

857. - So hopefully it should take you four shots.

858. - Fingers crossed, for me anyway.

859. You'll be fine.

860. You're pretty handy with these.

861. - No, I'm not.

862. - Now we're gonna use an M4 carbine,

863. which is similar to like an AR-15.

864. - Like the rifles that I have.

865. - Oh, I thought it was pistols.

866. - No.

867. - Oh, okay. - Rifles.

868. So yeah, see.

869. Now—now you're gonna be like, oh,

870. I got this.

871. - So now you have confidence.

872. You're gonna beat him, right? - I'll try.

873. - Mind your head.

874. - me, man.

875. - Nimble. Agile.

876. Just remember, point it that way.

877. - I will.

878. - I think he'll do all right. - Four shots?

879. - I think he's got four shots in him.

880. - I think— I think he does to.

881. Range is hot.

882. Good. Left.

883. - He got the green.

884. See? I knew he would have it.

885. - All right.

886. Get the orange. Orange circle.

887. - Oh.

888. - Good job. - That's good fun, that is.

889. - Ready?

890. - Yeah. Four shots.

891. - Four shots.

892. One. - Oh!

893. - Get it now.

894. There we go. - Whoo!

895. - Wow. Six.

896. - Six. That was awesome.

897. I think that might have been the first

898. shooting competition that I've won with you.

899. - Oh, okay.

900. - That was really good.

901. - Awesome.

902. - So we have a search warrant narcotics unit

903. has obtained for 1505 West 10th Street.

904. They have three heroin buys.

905. Jack Osbourne will be throwing the flash bang in.

906. Ozzy is gonna drive each one.

907. You're gonna drive the team.

908. - Are you sure?

909. - I'm sure Okay.

910. I'll be in the passenger seat with you,

911. so we'll be inside.

912. Jack, driver's side rail, okay? - All right.

913. So if you guys don't have any questions about assignments,

914. once everybody's good to go,

915. team leaders let me know and we'll load up.

916. - You got your side arm?

917. - Keep the center of the ram in the center

918. of the door.

919. - Okay.

920. - As soon as the door comes open, stop,

921. reverse and just back up real slow.

922. Wait till I get in. Wait till I get in.

923. Take it down.

924. Back up.

925. - Bang up!

926. - Police Department!

927. - Police warrant!

928. - Good job.

929. - Good job, man.

930. - Thank you.

931. - Good flash bang.

932. - Didn't blow my fingers off.

933. - Oh, yeah.

934. - And there is literal incidences of people

935. themselves.

936. - Yeah.

937. What we try to do is overwhelm their senses.

938. - Yes. - Yeah.

939. That way hopefully they don't try to fight back.

940. - Yeah, yeah.

941. - It's kinda like when I make love to my life.

942. - I don't wanna know about that.

943. - Thank you. Appreciate that.

944. The kids getting the autographs from the cops.

945. - Oh, yeah.

946. - That's great. - That's awesome.

947. - Can I have your autograph, please?

948. - Sure.

949. - This is cool.

950. - I'm glad you got to experience that.

951. I'm glad that I got to— - I—I'm glad as well.

952. - Yeah. - It was a lot of fun.

953. - You know what's funny? - What?

954. - In all the years of like me coming here,

955. I honestly never thought— I was like,

956. oh, there's no way you'd ever make

957. it out here,

958. but I love that we came together somehow.

959. - Yeah. It was meant to happen.

960. - Meant to happen.

961. - Is there a bathroom close?

962. - Yeah, there's a couple.